Threw It On The Ground

[@squiddyanimations6617]

i love how he says "so called girlfriend", like his girlfriend implying his dad was a cellphone fucked him up so much hes questioning if his whole relationship even meant anything

[@iamthepizzaeater7906]

Same

[@NoriMori1992]

AGREED 😂

[@princesspentagram3458]

Didn't see this until you said it now I'm laughing harder than I should thanks for the laughs appreciate it 😂😊

[@tatertotter808]

That’s Jenny Slate. She erased a black person

[@squiddyanimations6617]

@tatertotter808 1st off, proof? second, why are you saying erased like you're gonna get censored. just say kill

[@Svfaye]

“My dads not a phone!!” And “happy birthday to the ground” are the lines I just lose my shit over every . Single . Time .

[@GwakGwak_3000]

SAME!

[@chamahge3518]

😂😂😂

[@billysmith9574]

Same tho. That "Duhh" really drives it home too 😂

[@impracticalPhysics]

I also love the last one.

[@YesItsChris.]

GIRL SHUT UP

[@onionhombre]

“Happy birthday to the ground” is simply the best one liner in the history of the world

[@marcellacassab4331]

That's pretty high praise, dude. Personally, I'll always award that to Don't trust me from 3OH3! "You tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, that I'M A VEGETARIAN AND I AIN'T FU**ING SCARED OF HIM!" XD

[@ebukaokafor8081]

Welcome to the real word kid

[@subnormality5854]

He lost points for ruining the rest of the cake too

[@justinmraap]

_WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS_

[@5.7hemi79]

Happy birthday to the ground is what I say on new years day

[@smilygriffin1144]

The whiplash of watching this 13 years later, and suddenly going "holy shit, it's Ryan Renolds and Elijah Woods!"

[@claireedgley7897]

Just did the same thing! 😅 Had totally forgotten they were in the video! 😆

[@TheWhiteNoir]

I asked myself "wait was Ryan Renolds in Lonely Island"?💀

[@SamxJxPx1993]

Wood, not Woods

[@an0gr0br]

I did the same when I saw that Jenny Slate was the ‘so-called girlfriend’. I don’t think she was famous yet when this came out.

[@christiangallo241]

Bro literally

[@OneTopic]

Happy BIRTHDAY *TO THE GROUND*

[@OneTopic2]

God, I love this song. I used to sing this back and forth with a friend during school, and I still reference it with them all of the time. “Happy birthday to the grouuund!” Is one of the most iconic lines from this song.

[@ajisegundo2268]

oh one topic!! binging lonely island videos too, i assume?

[@alecrichards8574]

@@ajisegundo2268 That's how it goes.... Once you start with "juuust one" you gotta binge all of them.

[@vivekprataprai2433]

Welcome to real world jackass

[@denishavail1773]

The best line imho

[@tylerdrainville1136]

All these years later, “happy birthday to the ground” still gets me.

[@pinkiepiiieee]

Haha same

[@billcipher5726]

Tyler Drainville same

[@Manchuwook]

The slice of cake took the whole cake.

[@woutpermel]

to me it's the cell phone

[@kristenmgr]

Just watched for first time LMFAO !!!

[@devinbrown544]

"This ain't my Dad, this is a cell phone" 8 years later still cracks me up

[@wrenbite]

you posted 23 hours ago woew

[@jinxx3744]

And now he is the star of Brooklyn 99

[@devinbrown544]

@mio mia dude I'm 20 so I was 12 but okay

[@azioxx]

Fr

[@jacobyomtob4474]

Same here

[@Rejjjjjjjjjjj]

0:10 I just love the hand movement he does there for no reason at all

[@usonoyama]

I threw it on the ground

[@JustLiving-dg5by]

You must think I'm a joke

[@4n1mat0r-0n3]

I aint gonna be apart of your system

[@ekaitzzubizarreta5036]

​@@4n1mat0r-0n3Pump that garbage in another man's veins🗣️🔥

[@echantra9937]

...I'm An Adult!!!!!

[@sparrowhawk81]

They had to hang the mic from the ceiling so he wouldn't throw it on the ground.

[@leloodallasmultipass]

bullshit, he coulda done it but he a sellout.

[@nitrogenjutsu5178]

Sparrowhawk LOL 😂😂

[@natashaparkinson113]

Sparrowhawk lmfaoooo

[@quinnjenkins3670]

Sparrowhawk lmao dead

[@eerielconstantine5051]

I JUST REALIZED THAT MALES SO MUCH SENSE

[@bookjunk]

I still love how absolutely dumb the phone thing is.

[@ghett0bla5t]

Yeah, the first two are almost understandable, but that part is where it goes off the rails!

[@theuncommonn00b12]

My dad's not a phone DUH

[@bobfranklin2121]

I believe when she says "it's your dad" she's trying to say it's your dad on the phone (aka his dad is calling him via her phone)

[@Nunya1721]

@@bobfranklin2121 Yeah, we all know that

[@SolarisKane]

I'm always reminded of that scene in Zoolander kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZnymkKWabJKVnJI absolute classic.

[@TomsMucenieks]

*HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND*

[@orbitalweekends5845]

Toms Mucenieks I threw the rest of the cake too!

[@TheRoleplayer40k]

Welcome to the real world, JACKASS

[@orbitalweekends5845]

like this, and this and that and th-this

[@hr9467]

*WHAD'YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH THIS, EAT IT?*

[@jacobnunya808]

1:45 I'm pretty sure this is how all mass murderers are created.

[@lynall-zi9yj]

"Happy birthday to the ground!" Will never fail to make me giggle uncontrollably

[@burper-oe6tm]

“This ain’t my dad, this is a cellphone” always gets me

[@amartyasingh6295]

Same

[@ΛαζαροςΠαντελη]

"I threw it ON THE GROUND"

[@MaximumCarne]

Makes me mad that his girlfriend really thought he was that stupid Arrrrrrgh!!!

[@MaximGhost]

"My dad's not a phone ... DUH!"

[@chickenalfredo6492]

Yeah haha

[@specialknees6798]

Of course Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood are the celebrities in this video. I can’t explain why it makes sense, but of course it’s them

[@modelcitizen72]

So Deadpool took care of him. Good.

[@RossBrown1]

and Jenny Slate, his so-called girlfriend

[@y337]

And I’m pretty sure that energy drink guy at the beginning is an SNL guy I recognize

[@tobyriecke3972]

@@y337yea it’s Bobby. This is an SNL skit, this is just the uncensored version that doesn’t have the live audience laughs.

[@badimations3410]

Alvin and the chipmonks 3​@@RossBrown1

[@stevebenobi-wanlarrykenobi8584]

The additional wind blowing into the boy’s face while he yells “Welcome to the real world jackass!!!” at him is pure gold 🤣

[@imlegorn]

@asdan-vmetmj-cc I didn't want that clip

[@puremadness]

also the cake just plopping on the ground

[@maxthompson159]

@@imlegorn lol ikr! We're clearly part of their system

[@testadalord01432]

The wind ripple on that there kid finishes me every single time 😂

[@fellowtexan9001]

Its pure facts bro

[@brianbailey904]

“Two Hollywood phonies tried to give me their autograph” 1:59 they’re literally minding their own business 😂

[@S3YKOCH4N]

IS THAT RYAN REYNOLDS

[@Eggette]

​@@S3YKOCH4N No, it's Andrew Paxton

[@OMGtheykilledKenny42]

​@@S3YKOCH4Nyup, Deadpool and Frodo having dinner when some schmuck flips the table on them! But since when does Deadpool have a taser?!

[@vaasmontenegro1573]

@@S3YKOCH4N YESSSIRRRR

[@JK-hl1yr]

That's the literal joke

[@tsarfox3462]

"I threw the rest of the cake too" with the slow mo still gets me every time.

[@RavenclawNimbus]

Tbh, that looked like a yummy cake

[@MartinZanichelli]

LOL poor kid

[@rubenlier8013]

At this point I wonder whether people just pick out every single part of the video and comment on how it still gets them years later.

[@yagzyalcntas553]

@@rubenlier8013 i mean there are waay too many good parts in the song so i am not surprised.

[@louistournas120]

​@@rubenlier8013 It is 2 min and 47 s of concentrated funny. I was channel surfing yesterday. I saw some Adam Sandler movie. Something about him being a dad, he has a beautiful daughter and then they go along with friends to a Safari. Giraffes, elephants, lions. I watched 10 min and it is completely flat. I think Drew Barrimore was in it.

[@mralpha64002]

"I'm an adult" line hits harder every day

[@iovedogs269]

Especially because I wasn't an adult when I first heard this

[@bretthouse9236]

These rhymes slap harder than a twisted tea

[@vhayashi7369]

I know that is hilarious! An adult but having tantrums like a kid! 😂😂😂

[@gehesnuts2444]

cause niggas be acting like this

[@TrollHiddenCave]

@@vhayashi7369 he ain't having a childish tantrum he's displaying his dominance and independence with righteous Fury at all these flipping phonyies trying to make him part of the system MAN!

[@Gingeries17]

"Happy birthday...to the GROUND" makes me laugh every single time.

[@Calinks]

Funniest part I was dying!

[@rukanplayz5884]

I Feel Bad For The Kid

[@sloth4urluv]

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!

[@mannyk7100]

Gingeries17 the way the piece of cake just plops on the ground 💀

[@starrysunrise5449]

duh

[@hornbylee]

Don't know what this is doing back in my recommended all these years later, but I'm here for it.

[@TheNimChi]

Same

[@Real_Genji]

After all these years later, my favorite line is still "MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE"

[@tahaalradi7109]

Duhh!

[@mjpink8408]

Yes!!! Same!!! “Maaaann this ain’t my dad, this is a cell phone!!”

[@daginger4281]

Literally just going about my day just randomly thought about this line and just started laughing to myself

[@elaqgarahulelpon1479]

Final form of dad jokes:

[@aliahbills8310]

I’m dying. There’s so many good ones. Anytime I drop something, I’m like, “happy birthday to the ground” No one around me understands but it’s still hilarious and I don’t care if I laugh by myself

[@Sean-li4jm]

My favorite is that Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood simply eating dinner equals asking if he wants their autograph 😂

[@vibovitold]

"to a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail"

[@KeithFraser82]

@@vibovitold "To a man with a tazer, everything looks like a butthole."

[@RavenclawNimbus]

@@KeithFraser82 My favorite line from Ghandi

[@KeithFraser82]

@@RavenclawNimbus "Our words are backed by TAZERS!"

[@huntstyle]

GROUND!!!

[@Totasfunnynumber]

At 2:18, everything comes full circle, as our main character is forced to the ground himself, punished to see all of the damage he has done at their level. Poetic

[@abhayambikatripathy4402]

This is exactly wt an English teacher wud say

[@glitchxedfix134]

You either throw it on the ground or live long enough to get thrown on the ground

[@funnybunnyh8303]

You clearly didn't get the moral of the story.

[@The_lamb_sauce]

Poetic

[@Silent_sword27]

Is that Ryan ryenlods

[@N3xusI99I]

1:42 Bro I can't

[@sriyasgoud]

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASSSSS. IM AN ADULTTTTTTTT 😤😤😤😤

[@juniorlima7256]

I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO 😡

[@samhain3709]

I genuinely feel so bad for the HotDogMan

[@kingofredlions7709]

dude hotdog on the house? hell yeah brother

[@misteralt3117]

@@kingofredlions7709 I take it you trust the system?

[@kingofredlions7709]

Mister Alt i know it’s all a joke but this supposed system has shown me a list of not so bad things. energy dinks(which i personally don’t care for) complimentary hotdog for frequent business, a girlfriend and a dad, being able to randomly show up at birthday parties and receiving a slice of cake, and autographs from celebrities. system seems pretty chill to me sometimes instead of rebelling against some conspiracy, one should enjoy life without being so aggressive.

[@BB-ki7he]

@@kingofredlions7709Or maybe thats just what they want you to think and you cant tell the difference because you apart of the system.

[@Schro701]

Same

[@gravysandwich5010]

I can't get over how he calls some innocent kid a "poser"

[@michaeldevine2120]

Turns out that kid was a poser and was also a part of the system

[@808mystic]

welcome to the real world, jackass

[@BuckBowen]

It's so good!

[@Alabama1852]

"welcome to the real world Jackass" so funny

[@annabodot962]

My favorite part too!

[@cloudsweater]

“Welcome to the real world jackass” This still cracks me up

[@tylerlook1752]

The kid was so shocked

[@tristanchaplin392]

@LoganMoore yeah, it's the lonely island

[@FunnyDiggersSpark]

Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it? Happy birthday to the ground! I threw the rest of the cake, too! Welcome to the real word, jackass!

[@Donkeyman09488]

Steveo- “thanks”

[@IRLTheGreatZarquon]

2020 in a nutshell

[@Pseudo___]

Happy New Year 🎊.. TO THE GROUND

[@NiennaFan1]

Amazing

[@Lunar_Atronach]

The cut from "I'm an adult" to the recently thrown hotdog gets me every time

[@TerraShiro7]

I don't need your handouts

[@sweetpepino1907]

"I'm an ADULT" *Cut to evidence to the contrary*

[@Raincally]

PLEASE-

[@rickacton7540]

processed meats are hardly fit food for anyone, including adults also, any "food" that contains manufactured citric acid (MCA) is toxic and inflammatory www DOT ncbi DOT nlm DOT nih DOT gov/pmc/articles/PMC6097542/

[@ikichullo]

I love how he says "I'm an aduuuult" in the most childish way possible.

[@m3rrys0ngstr3ss]

Yup - if he has to say it, it's likely not true!

[@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable]

Clearly he is making fun of millenials who do not do one days work and yet destroy anything not in their taste

[@niharshastri3519]

@@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable noone cares buddy

[@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable]

@@niharshastri3519 - except you. You care. Because you spent time answering.

[@niharshastri3519]

@@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable yes on a scale of 0-10. I care 0.1 about your dumb comment. Happy? 😘

[@knowledgeispower5720]

“Man this ain’t my dad, this is a cell phone” Best line ever

[@someguybreaks]

D'Uh! 😂😂😂😂

[@BouzernaIslem-ng1nj]

I tHrEw IT On GrOuNd

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

​@@BouzernaIslem-ng1nj the

[@BetterDeadThanRed99]

@@keremFV REALLY deep* 🤣

[@Owen_Totally_Cooks]

My dad showed me this video over a decade ago, I'm in college now but I still come back to it every few months because its comedy gold

[@NiennaFan1]

Does that mean your dad is a cellphone that you watched the video on?

[@InsanityPlusOne]

Your cellphone showed you this video, I understand the deep humour may have warped your reality but your dad is not a phone.

[@spryzengaming5935]

W dad

[@Owen_Totally_Cooks]

@@InsanityPlusOne oh god my life is a lie

[@caddydonstans116]

He doesn’t rhyme because he’s not part of the system.

[@superdude3112]

Caddy Donstans excellent

[@icegod4849]

@@superdude3112 Bruh these comments are weeks apart and this dude has like 600 likes

[@johnathonhoward9142]

💗

[@Voltron881]

MAAAN

[@sefaandmaniatadegei9345]

So he threw it to on the ground

[@lavapix]

I've been waiting 10 years for the sequel. Picked it up from the ground.

[@alejandrootero8894]

Man, this gona be the top coment very soon

[@mortaldanger5543]

“I took it and ate it off the ground”

[@thatonepyr0940]

Hell yeah, this song is timeless.

[@punnymoney3692]

Can't do it today! POC left wing politics ruined comedy!

[@griffinoleary1694]

@@punnymoney3692 lol

[@swiftor]

You can't buy me, hot dog man.

[@MrZakkyyy]

Swiftor!

[@Bayda]

oh hi swift how's it going?

[@RomeCorgis]

A wild Swiftor appears!

[@diogobfc986]

U just got one more subscriber.

[@Joe-pl9wj]

who the hell is this idiot??

[@kwisatzhaderach9591]

Every now and a then the term "And I threw it on the ground!" has run through my head for 13 years now.

[@krystngoulet690]

“Happy Birthday to the ground!” 🎶

[@jo5603]

andy screaming, “welcome to the real world jackass” to that child gets me crying laughing everytime

[@leftysmokesit]

That dude has a face like some Andy I didn't even know his name was actually Andy lol

[@vernonmitchell7710]

I die laughing when he said happy birthday to the ground lol

[@NinjasonFire00]

EVERY TIME!

[@BangChief_AllIsOne]

Builds character. Salute

[@saltysergeant4284]

I like the setup best. "Whatchu want me to do with this, eat it?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROOUUND!!! I threw the REST of the cake, too!!" Gets me, every time.

[@matheusmeireles615]

No man has ever screamed "I'm an adult" so vigorously in the history of humanity.

[@pathutchison9866]

MAAANNN, NOONE WANTS TO READ YOUR SO CALLED COMMENTS. ILL TAKE IT, AND THROW IT ON THE GROUND.!!!! YOU MUST THINK IM A JOKE!!! IM NOT A PART OF THIS COMMENT SYSTEM!!!

[@matheusmeireles615]

@@pathutchison9866 I'M AN ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[@ThisHandleIsInteresting]

I knew a disabled guy that shrieked it once. Nearly broke my eardrum.

[@ShawnTufford]

@@pathutchison9866 lmao nice

[@Beast96GT]

My kid.

[@Wackywoohoointernetfunnyman]

I just love how everything just breaks and splatters everywhere and the cake just smushes deppresingly

[@G-Force7]

that's why he threw the rest of the cake too

[@mattbarnett6902]

​@@G-Force7But the point was, the piece of cake and the whole cake just fall and splat, where everything else in the video has some velocity to it. The cake was dropped straight down with no stank on it, contrary to the title of the video.

[@bumimub]

@@mattbarnett6902they’re just quoting the song man they aren’t stupid

[@zanberries]

@@mattbarnett6902well arent you a bundle of jot

[@TDragonus]

@@mattbarnett6902 first off we gotta acknowledge we're reeeeally splitting hairs here lol like what does it really matter... but if you must, yeah, I'll admit the single slice of cake was pretty unimpressive. HOWEVER, the cake isnt in a vacuum, you have to acknowledge the rest of cake splattering everywhere right after which is amazing, the layers just quickly fanning out like a parachute opening or something.

[@mandaloretheultimate5832]

2:34 Elijah seems really into this

[@destinythacker3829]

Yea but know this sit at least he does not wear wigs.

[@james24668]

@@destinythacker3829when will he wear wigs?

[@NiennaFan1]

Frodo was tainted by Sauron carrying the Ring for so long and Sauron's love of torture rubbed off on him

[@InsanityPlusOne]

Hollywood phony #1 was into it yes, he has not earned naming rights.

[@billybones1694]

The single piece of cake anticlimactically plopping onto the ground and then the rest of the cake spraying in every direction as it hits the ground with the energy of a thousand suns always gets me. Possibly the best bit of cinematic direction I've ever seen.

[@togsana]

Are you an English teacher

[@billybones1694]

@@togsana I hope not. That would be bad for the future of so many bright young minds.

[@zoeybatterup152]

I’m happy someone else already typed it out so I didn’t have to

[@billybones1694]

@@zoeybatterup152 This is my sole purpose on this earth.

[@ennuiblue4295]

​@@billybones1694 "bright young minds"? Isn't Gen Alpha almost fully illiterate? You failed them!

[@danielcross617]

I feel bad for the hotdog man, unlike everyone else, I dont think he was part of the system

[@billybones1694]

Rumors say he retired after that incident. It was only a hobby for him anyways

[@failentity]

That's what the system wants you to think

[@jimmyjoe8225]

That's what the big hotdog industry wants you to think.

[@waynebevans319]

He said , you can't BUY me, Hotdog man. Technically, Hotdog man was trying to "buy" his business with a "free" hotdog. Pretty slick, hotdog man. Pretty, slick. 🤔🤣

[@CardsImDealt]

Hot dog man was just tryna be polite

[@Skimblie]

I listen to this song every year on Earth Day because of when he says "Happy birthday to the ground!"

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

Truly epical

[@deckardcain6375]

Agreed. Yet it has nothing to do with earth day. In fact, it's the opposite. Littering lmao

[@Me-eb3wv]

Based

[@Megal0lbanana]

@@Me-eb3wv Based? Based on what?

[@NebMunb]

The earth is more than just the ground.

[@nathanielfeldman1335]

My dad's not a phone! DUH! 1:28

[@harshitmanhas3755]

Came here after that instagram reel 😂😂😂

[@Chernobyl60]

DUH!!

[@Serilaene]

Seeing Elijah Wood and Ryan Reynolds sitting at the same table brings me joy without end.

[@looksirdroids9134]

Why?

[@Kaminkaese]

​​@@looksirdroids9134 2 genuine nice and funny people :D (The funny part is objective)

[@anonymousperson1706]

@@looksirdroids9134it doesn’t. He just needed to let everyone in this comment section know that he recognized the two celebrities at the table without making it obvious

[@JohnSmith-dh8zx]

@@anonymousperson1706Or it’s just cool. I like both actors but I can’t think of a time they were co-stars on a major project. So the fact that the two of them are sitting together is kind of random. And it’s not like one was the host and the other was a musical guest, one of them agreed to randomly cameo

[@afilthyweeb8684]

​@@anonymousperson1706based on his profile picture he's probably a male between 18 and 30. He probably enjoys Lord of the rings and Deadpool which is incredibly common for that demographic. Dumbass.

[@basgui6921]

If he could, he'd throw the system on the ground.

[@daikolirae155]

>implying he hasn't within the past decade

[@mythicallymoist9772]

amen

[@xenoswarrior6900]

Honestly, psychologically, this applies. Cant control the powers and authorities within his life and so he responds in rebellious anger, throwing things to the floor. One situation even ended in two men attacking his anus with handheld tazers. Pretty closed case.

[@volcryndarkstar]

He'd throw the ground on the ground

[@user-ee9tu1kh5i]

@michaelflash123's stuff lol

[@robinburns8896]

A man walked up to me, He said, "Hive five me." I grabbed his hand... AND THREW HIM ON THE GROOOOUND.

[@pluto3194]

Hive five?

[@robinburns8896]

Someguy1237 +Throws on ground+ YEAH, I AINT TOUCHING YO GERMS.

[@adhamarafa2411]

+Someguy1237 HE'S NOT PART OF THIS SYSTEM

[@adhamarafa2411]

+Someguy1237 MAAAAAAN

[@pluto3194]

Twenty Panics! At the disco Fellout boy Would you mind explaining?

[@d-lite2027]

I love how it just gets cut to “GROOOOUNNDD” by the time he gets to the celebrities. This song will never get old 😂

[@fraqrealmy7956]

Okay but why did I feel so bad and so sad for the hot dog man?

[@utkarshad5389]

Da face

[@JosephLachh]

He was a great guy, I feel bad for him too.

[@jefflarry4944]

No man, he's just a part of the system

[@BernardoSolano279]

And the cake... Is a sad sad loss

[@NateB]

HE'S A RACIST!

[@JessicasASMR]

“My dad isn’t a cellphone” And that’s where Jake Peralta’s daddy issues started...

[@breevonnebenan794]

the same girl acting here is his girlfriend, but in brooklyn 99 its his sister. Sweet home...

[@isabellearaujo8991]

She is actually the girlfriend of a mafia dude. His sister is the one who plays Dalia in Aladdin 😬

[@breevonnebenan794]

@@isabellearaujo8991 my fault. Youre right

[@samuelfischman6949]

@@breevonnebenan794 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAA

[@isabellearaujo8991]

Lord _Link we are way too addicted hahahah

[@LupozGamingNetwork]

"My dad's not a phone! DUH!" is the greatest lyric to ever lyric

[@Crow.Of.The.End.]

happy birthday to the ground lowkey better

[@matroqueta6825]

@@Crow.Of.The.End. Welcome to the real world, jackass!

[@Space_Bread99]

Man this ain't a best lyrics compilation this is a comment section! I threw your comment at the ground!

[@lemmeborrowthttop]

I actually think that part ruined it; it’s not funny … at all

[@stormcloud7403]

I almost made that my senior quote lol

[@icecolespears]

1:28 MY DADS NOT A PHONE! DUH!

[@aussiewaabi7683]

Andy Samberg shouting “This ain’t my dad, this is a cellphone” is the only dad joke I’ll ever accept

[@spectrumhorizon1392]

haha ha

[@adunce.5422]

Cool bro.

[@rakitbb]

Captain Dad is going to be disappointed about that.

[@englandbengal]

Yes. This is a disappointing comment.

[@guppyempire803]

Its the only that's ever going to be accepted.

[@theraptorus]

“Two Hollywood phonys tried to give me their autograph, GROOOOOOOUUUUND….” 😆😂🤣

[@FAV11037]

NOBODY WANTS YOUR AUTOGRAPH, PHONIES!!!!

[@steveunderwood4003]

Nobody wants your autograph ! Phoneys!

[@MindsetMotivationGuide]

Ryan Reynolds🥰

[@potterfanz6780]

@@MindsetMotivationGuide And Elijah Wood (Frodo) maybe?

[@cornelius-dinglebert]

@@potterfanz6780yes

[@olympia5758]

"I threw the rest of the cake, too!" That part gets me every time.

[@Some_Kind_of_Stranger]

Yeah haha that's my favourite part too.

[@tinybaconbits]

Me too lmao

[@anarchistic8178]

Both of those close parts hit me funny as hell.

[@Vikyam]

Always feels to me like they're compensating for how anti-climactic the piece of cake was xD

[@twoxblade2076]

Happy birthday to the GROUND!!! XD

[@claireguillon7596]

Honestly that's a masterpiece. All the cult one liners, the music itself, the direction, light, editing, and Andy's acting, a perfect comedic video you can't get tired of. This one and Jizz in My Pants are two peak examples of this style of comedy and make me still laugh as much today as they did when I first watched them

[@Prince_Seven]

I died at the cellphone segment. My body wasn't ready for this joke !

[@tf3confirmedbuthv54]

Ganonbros I wasn't ready for the Hollywood part

[@shadow-faye]

Ganonbros same

[@shadow-faye]

Ganonbros this is a cellphone I through it on the grond!!!!!!!

[@ilikemipha3312]

It's not a joke it's a cellphone! (and I threw it on the ground...)

[@thebigone4588]

Ganonbros same

[@marcuslopez2190]

I just love how he calls a kid a “poser “then tells him “welcome to the real world” it hits like fine art

[@user-qu6ij5sl1v]

Phony kid is growing up in the system. Welcome to the real world poser.

[@brennanmalo5857]

He called him a Jackass to 😂

[@Sam-sh5ko]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GRRROOOUND

[@sven_86]

watching that whole cake splat in slow motion was oddly satsifying too

[@Tenchi707]

Where everyone is a poser yeep

[@demonkitten100]

11 years later, song still holds up

[@masattac]

Everything in this aged well except his dad.

[@bakerfresh]

@@masattac haha...is that a Blackberry reference?

[@LCx829]

I just want to say the line “I ain’t gonna be part of your system” just once in my life. 😂 my favorite part is when he threw the cake on the ground. 😂

[@roxasparks]

Bet

[@flatlander6442]

@@LCx829 DITTO!!!

[@spryzengaming5935]

If this aint absolute cinema, idk what is.

[@NoiseThatLaughs]

I love how there’s wind from the sheer force of him yelling at that child

[@thenextbobross7402]

yeah lmaoaoa

[@keithm3241]

@@thenextbobross7402 laugh my ass off ass off ass

[@lightningdev897]

Reading this comment legitimately made me laugh. Thank you.

[@Bernardoribei]

Me too HAHAHAHHAAH

[@beemarshmallowgrahamcrackers]

Yeah that's my favorite part of the video, fucking hilarious 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@Papa-Rah]

I always share a "Happy Birthday to the Ground" GIF every year on Earth Day.

[@koolaid33]

That's clever

[@violetmcwhirk6475]

This is the most underrated thing ever

[@4SteveKombolis]

That was good lol It made me laugh when I read it then again thinking about it

[@LanceParsons-jg9uz]

I’m here because someone just shared it on Reddit. It’s probably you!

[@bazzel1059]

when is earth day

[@weird_donut114]

I love how Ryan genuinely looks like he’s enjoying his part in this song

[@CSHK23]

I was scrolling wondering if anyone mentioned the cameo

[@amberward1195]

Of course Deadpool would enjoy tasing someone up the ass 😂

[@SukatoKjolen]

"What, it's some sort of independent video they want me to act in? It's just going on youtube, don't even have any lines?" "You get to taze him in the butthole, over and over." "Cancel my other appointments."

[@emeliabrain613]

@@SukatoKjolen 😂😂😂

[@jimboa20]

Same with Elijah Wood - he has an absolutely sadistic looking laugh 😂

[@candaceh3829]

17 yr old me didn’t know 30yr old me would still be singing this because 1:55

[@0That_Guy0]

The crazy grin on Elijah Wood’s face is just the best!

[@zamba3612]

lmao came here to say exactly this.. kinda reminds me of his face in lotr when he recovers and they all laughing and jumping on the bed in elf land

[@rhythmace1]

Yeah he nailed that brief 👌😂

[@chulokindia]

He looks like his character from Sin City

[@АлексейЯненко-в3т]

True🤣

[@RalphRoberts1]

@zamba3612 lol that's the house of Elrond in Rivendell, not "elf land".

[@fvfsdhfsdufsd]

*Two dudes literally just sitting and not interacting with him in the slightest* "TWO HOLLYWOOD PHONIES TRYNA GIVE ME THEIR AUTOGRAPH"

[@Waaaaterrrrrr]

😂😂😂😂

[@DrJargo]

two dudes? it's literally Ryan Reynolds and some other guy probably a big shot too

[@nachobroryan8824]

@@DrJargo The other one is Elijah Wood. He was in some shitty hobbit movies.

[@joshuaburkhalter9414]

@@nachobroryan8824 I really hope that's sarcasm

[@3Rayfire]

*GROOUUUUND!!!*

[@anirudhmenon1202]

I can totally imagine Ryan Reynolds saying perfect after Andy showed him the script

[@djmp5036]

Oh absolutely

[@grandmagertrude7676]

Yes

[@anelbre0904]

🤣🤣🤣 yep

[@braxtonhill417]

1:39 "Happy Birthday to the GROUND!" That line cracks me up 😂😂

[@rlacksgh9673]

So 22nd of April is Earth Day... *HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GRROOOOOOUUUNNNDD*

[@PhoenixRising87]

LOL...

[@ProofintheDoof]

Beautiful

[@heartworkbykitty7933]

Julius KIm I love you!!

[@thomaztronproductions3259]

He littered tho

[@KaRmaTheSchemer]

Killed it

[@Voltra_]

"Happy birthday to the ground!" To this day it kills me

[@chrisbailey7830]

"Welcome to the real world JACKASS!!!"

[@quinnfischer9624]

happy berthdaie tew the Graaaawnd!

[@loneronin6813]

Hey, the ground's birthday deserves recognition, too. People always throw a birthday party ON the ground, but never FOR the ground. :P

[@thefallenangel6776]

@@chrisbailey7830 i loved that part his voice was so put there that even the bushes shook poor boy.

[@iantobyne1369]

😂😂😂😂

[@ButcherSevenActual]

I love how anti-climactic the slice of cake's impact is.

[@Sytijinx]

instead of an orchestra of glass fragments spreading in many directions, a muffled *thiff* barely breaks the audible range of a whisper.

[@Dnyhh]

That's probably why he threw the rest of the cake too

[@xrrgr]

he threw the rest of the cake too!!

[@misskarma87]

I came across this comment & had to go back & have a look.... shit had me dead 💀💀

[@joshsavage007]

Welcome to the real world, jackass 😛

[@MatMadikPCA]

I can’t believe the replay value of this thing 😂😂😂!!! I’ve watched it “over and over” 🤣😅🔥💯 !!!

[@codiserville593]

I still love how out of all the people the "phonies" could have been, it was Elijah Wood and Ryan Reynolds

[@Chad-mg2jx]

Bunch of phonies 🙄

[@SLNTKNGHT-xj7nl]

i just realized that ryan is in two films with someone getting tazed in the ass.

[@bwfextreme]

@@SLNTKNGHT-xj7nl really?! I didn’t even realize Reynolds was in the “don’t taze me bro” reenactment

[@corebry2936]

They were phones, unlike his Dad

[@Ice-fg9jc]

LoL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@funkyfreshwilliam2707]

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become THE GROUND

[@DogOnAKeyboard]

lol... wait, what?

[@tjwhisenhunt1089]

@@DogOnAKeyboard he's not a part of the system

[@j_belfontaine]

I AM THE DIRT

[@pictureprodigy1]

But as the ground you get free cake, hotdogs, etc. Also a very thoughtful guy wishing you happy birthday so...

[@DogOnAKeyboard]

@@pictureprodigy1 lol

[@vinnerzucc1154]

“I’m an adult” Dumbledore said calmly

[@melvinmerkelhopper5752]

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" Dumbledore.

[@orf2072]

BYE IM DEAD

[@ScourgeZX]

And then he threw goblet of fire on the ground. Cause he's not a part of the system.

[@92brunod]

@@ScourgeZX and he's also an adult

[@monkey-kr4et]

@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 Dumbledore said it cuz hes goffik

[@Sk1zzy007]

2:11 that taser but hole joke was so cheap but i can’t stop fucking laughing

[@hasbulla7345]

Peralta, what is the meaning of this?

[@Magicturtle97242]

This comment deserves to be pinned to the top.

[@raneshubham6180]

Lol

[@epicremarc]

Tell cheddar he’s a good boy for me

[@wickedgymdudes1147]

Bruh cringe

[@Rovervium]

It's seems you have corrected your grammar, Captain.

[@koenvandamme6901]

The fact that Elijah and Ryan agreed to be in this instantly makes them 100% cooler.

[@HunterVex.]

Elijah's evil childlike smile at the end is the highlight of the video for me!

[@davidstuckey9289]

Ryan looks like that was a good experience for him.

[@chomo54andbabyaisha97]

I mean... who doesn't bring a tazer to a dinner at the restaurant?

[@calicharron7429]

Ryan definitely had fun with this

[@M-O-K-O-I]

*makes them even cooler

[@futuristicbus61]

“Happy birthday to the ground” still causes me to burst into laughter. It still makes me sad how upset and sad the first two men look.

[@kerbalscuffedprogram4705]

I threw the rest of the cake too.

[@VideoGameManiac8]

It would have been funnier if he threw the kid on the ground lol

[@xtreme1211]

@@kerbalscuffedprogram4705 WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!

[@LisaAnn777]

@@kerbalscuffedprogram4705 welcome to the real world jackass!

[@durpyislost6212]

Im glad someone else sympathizes with the hot dog vendor

[@lokalnyniecnygnom]

1:03 cell phone

[@Joshuabryabt-gf6sc]

1:12...

[@qolosso372]

Here for the cellphone 😂

[@katebarnes9156]

THANK YOU

[@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202]

more than a decade later and "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROOOUND" still lives in my head rent free

[@N3xusI99I]

🗣 "I threw the rest of the cake too" 🔥🔥🔥

[@nicolasbriozzo9861]

Same, that line is fire

[@aaronaguilera2654]

I'd never heard this song until a couple months ago because my co-worker was randomly laughing about that line. 😆

[@paulsmart4672]

I was helping a friend with some yard work and she accidentally dropped some stuff from the top of a ladder, so I yelled "Happy birthday to the ground!" She had no idea what I was referencing. Maybe we don't know each other as well as I thought.

[@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202]

@@paulsmart4672 it's either time to rethink the friendship compatibility... or time to introduce her to something life-changing! haha

[@lenashammy2876]

This was so beautiful it brought tears to my eyes... then I realized IM AN ADULT so I took my tears and THREW THEM ON THE GROUND

[@sweetbriernr]

Lame...

[@tidepod5761]

@@sweetbriernr not

[@DocXen0]

Such a wonderful point in your life, you've learned a important lesson

[@stevebaseemee3332]

they had us the first half ngl

[@25Pignite]

@@sweetbriernr no u

[@DrWetness]

I was at the hospital with my so called girlfriend, hands me a baby and says its my son. I said Maaan this ain't a sun, this is a baby! I threw it on the ground!!!

[@yeetios4624]

lol

[@supa_hot_ice5449]

Woah

[@CogoGaming]

Hillarious XD

[@supa_hot_ice5449]

I dont have autisim my videos are just sometimes based off of fnaf.

[@nataliateixeira1028]

LOVEEEEE IIIT!!!

[@foxythepiratefoxgames]

1:08 Average tyler the creator interaction

[@HWAStageCreator]

Real

[@IndigoTherese-te7my]

You’re so right lol

[@austinlieto1817]

"Welcome to the real world Jackass" gets me every time

[@consciousobserver629]

Poor kid 😂

[@kodredcud]

Same lmao

[@SirNerrad]

It’s the wind lol

[@crazycookie4645]

The dramatic wind blowing makes it better.

[@pizzaprincesss8114]

I can't get over the fact that the "hollywood phonies' weren't even tryna give him their autograph they were eating dinner minding their business and he just threw they table lmfaoo

[@Sandman-actual]

He said “no one wants your autograph ........ Fonies” 😂😂😂😂

[@owenbowen2222]

And the fact that they actually got ryan reynolds to act in this is pretty cool

[@ilyaholt8607]

@@owenbowen2222 The other is Elijah Wood btw

[@vishavkishore]

Never heard of them. Phonies

[@zada4a]

@@vishavkishore they are big fat PHONIES.

[@smashingairguitars]

Pluto: "I'm not apart of your system."

[@misteralt3117]

Nice

[@MrVader104]

F

[@veganplayspiano]

F

[@youdosuck]

Pluto: I threw the galaxy to the ground

[@andersonsmith979]

Welcome to the REAL universe, Jackass! :D

[@XHandsomeJackX]

There is wisdom in the song, I'm not sure where but it's there.

[@InsanityPlusOne]

The whole song is a life lesson, It teaches you a method of testing gravity while showing you know the outside assertion is wrong or condescending (just like this humouros reply).

[@j.matias9943]

>Gets tased in the butt for harassing Frodo Baggins and Deadpool >"The moral of the story is you can't trust the system!" What a gem.

[@LuannOsbourne]

Moral: The system is a joke, even though if its 2k20 and Covid-19 is a pain in the ass

[@BeardALaCarte]

Bro watching this again made me realize how much i love those actors\

[@LuannOsbourne]

@Erasmus the blasphemous and i did

[@oliverparker425]

Pretty sure his name is Ryan Reynolds

[@mmminister9738]

@@oliverparker425 that's the joke.

[@chrispowell8121]

The ending is so poignant. Eventually he was the one thrown on the ground.

[@michaelramsey82]

Mind blown!

[@hijack69]

Damn. I didn't even realize it

[@achair650]

Well I didn't think of it that way dammit!

[@theundeadforever3300]

Stop using complicated words, Trump is your president.

[@theundeadforever3300]

@@drinkwater247 No, you are smart

[@Mynameisquarter13]

I love how he calls a little kid a “poser” and then immediately ruins his birthday and calls him a jackass 😂

[@roddmatsui3554]

A kid who offered him free cake. He threw the rest of the cake too! “Welcome to the real world, jackass!”

[@Satellaview1889]

I love the way the wind is billowing in that scene. It makes it seem like he's radiating power from how many things he throws on the ground.

[@4SteveKombolis]

With both lines sandwiched around "happy birthday go the ground". Each one had me laughing harder, it's such Sandberg humor too lol

[@jesuschristiskingandsavior461]

😂😂😂😂😂funniest part

[@jesuschristiskingandsavior461]

@@4SteveKombolisthat’s why it’s great 😂😂

[@IDontKnowWhatToSayRightNow]

1:16 I feel like she looks generally confused

[@Sk1zzy007]

her face after he threw it was just pure disbelief

[@IDontKnowWhatToSayRightNow]

1:47

[@Comkill117]

I like how the actors don’t even do anything to him, he just runs in and flips their table to the ground and says “GROOOUUUND!” out of nowhere.

[@davund3594]

Ikr, they were just having a very nice relaxing evening, and then suddenly it gets trashed by a totally delusional maniac they just have to deal with😕😅

[@hardhatjack2207]

The nerve of them, giving him their autograph 😂

[@davund3594]

Some ridiculous kid deleted my comment.

[@Ramtamtama]

@@davund3594 they must be part of the system

[@jakemitchell1132]

11 years later, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND still gets me.

[@ptsmknbatgirl]

that was my ringtone for like two years

[@POISON_666]

Same 😂😂 and the cell phone part too

[@DANDANDANDANDANDANDANDAN]

some POSER hands me cake at a birthday party, what do you want me to do with this? EAT IT?

[@KillaKyle52]

“Welcome to the Real World Jackass” probably the best and realest line in this whole video

[@Ryan-wx8of]

Moral of the story: Be apart of the system, or we do mean things to your butt.

[@BlackWolfInc277]

Fun fact: Also two shows from MTV as well

[@mylatestobsession7453]

Lmao so true 😂

[@rantman2276]

KillaKyle52 666 likes

[@jonny9365]

What about, “MY DADS NOT A PHONE!”

[@Nighty-owl99]

Still hilarious 13 years later real comedy never dies 😂😂👨🏻‍💻

[@venusstv]

“So called girlfriend” GETS ME EVERYTIME

[@isabellabonne]

sameeeee

[@jg5683]

Poor jenny slate 🤣

[@linnycrocus6023]

The thing I don't get is...why is his father calling his girlfriend's phone?

[@johnnynorrisjr.39]

@@linnycrocus6023 Cuz obviously he threw his on the GROUUUUUND

[@poppymoon4122]

😂😂😂

[@WaveyBavey]

"Welcome to the real work jackass" while the kid just blankly stares up at him is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[@hahahawiththemusic]

the way the wind is blowing at that moment is super anime

[@EdwardRatliff]

World. He said world.

[@hahahawiththemusic]

@@EdwardRatliff ZA WARUDO

[@TheeDeadCreator]

"on that day, little Jimmy learnt the true horrors of the world. He would never be the same again."

[@VeganStories]

OMG I never realized the connection

[@Wertsir]

Elijah Wood and Ryan Reynolds being in this video has only gotten more impressive over time.

[@ba4049]

can you dont

[@unbeknowndog3182]

@@ba4049 what?

[@SIenderplier]

"Frodo and Green lantern discussing rings over dinner" one of my fav comments from back in the day :D

[@tastyprod]

Every time I think, 'Is he gonna throw it on the ground this time too?' a voice in my head goes: 'DUUUHHH!'