The Woman Darth Vader wanted to Penetrate the most with his Lightsaber [Canon] - Star Wars Explained

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[@zerere_]

Reads the title: I’m so dirty minded, so uncivilized. Goes to comment section: This is where the fun begins.

[@redditeeeee3287]

69 LIKES

[@EmptyMan000]

Oh please. How many contexts are there where a man can say they penetrated a woman? You're just thinking the most general context.

[@sicthemutt]

This comment wins

[@jaydenm2692]

I was the 699 like

[@slicknugget2157]

*It's show time*

[@jamescollins1693]

Me, reading the title: "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"

[@gigachad-jh1dh]

Burnt Noodles dam

[@safwansaid4596]

Burnt Noodles 😂😂😂

[@mushi1576]

Still, his lightsaber might mean something else 😏

[@itznotserioussgaming882]

Sammmmeeee😂😂😂

[@tekkaden8436]

When I saw I was like how could you do it but I was also like who is it I need to see but then I read the whole thing

[@masvindu]

Star wars channels: *exist* The Lore Master: "I find your lack of clickbait disturbing"

[@idunno3349]

I can't tell if ur hating or joking

[@masvindu]

@@idunno3349 Joking. This is the funny kind of clickbait, not the outright dishonest kind :P

[@idunno3349]

@@masvindu oh by the confusing title?

[@masvindu]

@@idunno3349 Yes

[@KraNisOG]

Technically this isn't clickbait

[@lowhp_comic]

Imagine if Aphra suddenly appeared after the Emperor's death and Vader being unmasked, he just goes right back to being Vader trying to kill her

[@luigifan001]

"Oh hey, the second death star. What are the odds!" *Vader stars hyperventilating in Luke's arms*

[@suarez9108]

@@luigifan001 “Luke hold me back, I wanna be a force ghost .”

[@MariOmor1]

Vader: I AM GOING TO PENETRATE YOU

[@tinobemellow]

"Put the goddamned mask back on..."

[@SunnyPaulito]

From 'I want to see you with my own eyes' to 'GET THE HELL OFF ME, LUKE!' in less than a minute.

[@slinkster9815]

He was afraid of her enjoying the choking

[@65kay]

😳

[@marielawrence468]

😟😳

[@namedsomethingorother8316]

she woudnt because shes a lesbian

[@Depressed_until_dead]

@@namedsomethingorother8316 0_o

[@jimboonie9885]

@@namedsomethingorother8316 probably

[@HexterXD]

Vader: *”T h e w o m a n i s m i n e t o p e n e t r a t e.”*

[@marcopanzironi6612]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAG

[@Rat-muncher]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@almoores8309]

*I WILL NOT BE DENIED*

[@hectornolasco1450]

Kylo: the girl...where is the girl

[@TheManThatVoiceActs]

Aka kill

[@midmac3891]

Me reading the title: "The woman Darth Vader wanted to penetrate the most"

[@grandshadowseal]

Your profile picture just makes it so much better! XD

[@midmac3891]

@@grandshadowseal oof

[@zephyr4299]

LOL

[@j-nasty9509]

lmaoooooo

[@Code_Machine]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@thataintfalco7106]

I like her story but holy shit there were so many things that just conveniently was there to help her, like the thing her dad gave her to deter force users, which makes zero sense that he’d have that in the first place. The plot armor is strong with her, although it’s also strong with a lot of other characters so it’s not that big a deal

[@josedavidcastillo9241]

The power of a bad script

[@lukescrew1981]

It reminds me of a certain someone who was close with Anakin

[@Lr.Laecro.Lirus3445]

Her dad is a Jedi-researcher, how shouldn't he have that?

[@BobbyBoy-pe2qt]

​@@josedavidcastillo9241you clowns like boba fett being able to go toe to toe with vader to hell already

[@alexpena4091]

I mean her dad researched things about the Jedi and since the Jedi aren't known for opening up about all the secrets they have this thing her dad had could of been something from the Jedi civil war or when the Jedi were split in two fighting the first dark Jedi

[@HoosierBoy-ef4gs]

*The Woman Darth Vader wanted to Penetrate the most* *with his lightsaber.* [Good save]

[@allfatherodin-officiallyun1107]

With his 'lightsaber' :p

[@HoosierBoy-ef4gs]

@@allfatherodin-officiallyun1107 Lmao

[@r6_ok977]

@@allfatherodin-officiallyun1107 well, it is still a lightsaber

[@raylongoria3565]

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@blankblank5409]

With his non existent penis

[@jakubkratochvil3906]

Me reading the first half of the title: “They had us in the first half not gonna lie.”

[@jakubkratochvil3906]

John Moore proudly

[@xavierbonami]

@John Moore Have you noticed that Fortnite is fucking bad

[@luckygloating9195]

They had us in the second too

[@philw.4749]

Stolen comment

[@potatoman8664]

@@xavierbonami First of all, you can't choose for other which game to choose like a dictator, we all have our tastes, if you like it don't impose it like a law , you like the game, good for you, it's your opinion.

[@user-ti4ry5eq9b]

The title didn’t load past penetrate and I imagined the worst..

[@2pnier841]

69 likes!!!

[@mannybothansdied6210]

You mean the best

[@tbc5902]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@user-uz9xq685gbjdeadff]

My title didn’t load lightsaber

[@GaryOfPallet]

Okay😁

[@KnowDude]

So Aphra, a twenty-something, non-force sensitive, regular human girl can stand up to Darth Vader and even defeat the Sith Lord. This sounds more like a self-insert fan fiction than a canon story.

[@tomioluwa1284]

Defeats is a strong I'd say she more subdued him. But I think she's pretty cool

[@MariOmor1]

Just like that other fan-fiction where a girl younger than Aphra managed to beat Darth Sidious with only a year of training

[@StonedPatriotX]

Do you truly believe no non force user can't at least have the wits to escape the dark lord. I mean lets be honest if it was a fan fiction she would of robbed his suit and sold it.

[@HenryLouis21]

I'm sorry, what do you expect a canon story to be like? I fail to see how this is self-insert fan fiction and more just writers putting Aphra through crazy scenarios that she was able to get through using her intelligence and wit. It should be a testament to her character because its one of the things I like about Aphra, she has gone through these crazy scenarios and somehow was able to survive every encounter ever.

[@thedarkcod4824]

@@HenryLouis21 My guy that's called plot armor. It's not entirely unreasonable for a character to outwit/escape vader once, or maybe even twice, but the amount of times she has, and in the ways she has, is simply just plot armor, and contradicts the power vader is supposed to have.

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

I came here under false pretenses

[@Alejandro-er7rp]

Kirbae I came. I just came.

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

@@Alejandro-er7rp lol

[@Kez444]

I feel you.

[@_.l4n3]

I came... To this comment thread

[@justajawausingwifi4642]

*Butthead laugh* You said 'came'

[@loves.427]

Title: "penetrate" Me: reads rest of title *CONFUSED NUT*

[@anarchistnudle]

Gotta give to ya, yur funy:>

[@loves.427]

JUST A CUCK MOVE ALONG blush blush

[@anarchistnudle]

@@loves.427 What in the heall'

[@loves.427]

JUST A CUCK MOVE ALONG Umm sorry no homo.

[@jaydencybnilsen5940]

@@loves.427 A BIG CUCK I'm not gay

[@Tw0Dots]

Penetrate- Everyone: *click* -with his lightsaber. Well that still sounds like innuendo.

[@Code_Machine]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Tw0Dots]

Meme Addict ;)

[@someotherdude6626]

More like inurendo

[@Arakat13]

Ya called it

[@gamebreakerl9564]

(¬‿¬)

[@josephstafford2920]

Luke: Father please, leave the dark side behind. Rejoin us. Vader: Okay son I will return to the light. Aphra: Hey what's up? Long time no see, still alive by the way. Vader: But first let me just take care of something.... Aphraaaaaaa!!!

[@40mihirkulkarni44]

Padme disliked this video

[@Revenix]

Leia and Luke fainted

[@trapclowers9523]

Vader left for the milk

[@uthopia27]

it should be ghost padme cause now ( spoiler ) everyone can be a force ghost

[@itachi_uchiha1538]

Mihir Kulkarni YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!

[@x-rex7236]

Kylo ren too

[@clonefromkaminoroblox6758]

Came to read comments about reading comments about the title.

[@thecatspjs6714]

Came

[@1310heid]

Same 🤣

[@ultimagaming6035]

😂

[@_alex3159]

Lmao same

[@Narwhallife-ql2vi]

Same

[@search7772]

Darth Vader really wanted to execute order 69...

[@oceanblueanimations4739]

😂😂😂😂 Underrated comment right here.

[@xtm6533]

hahahaha

[@IPAWS2018]

nice

[@suryaprakash2126]

Curse me for liking this comment at 69th like.

[@seano6340]

Genius

[@masha22092000r]

Dr. Aphra is that character who got unexpectedly VERY popular and so instead of dying on time - the writers keep saving her in increasingly weird feats of plot armor.

[@lessermook7608]

i noticed that over the years

[@kennethmaza5090]

I read the title wrong

[@shagsperrow6137]

Same😂

[@Dravignor]

We all did.

[@shagsperrow6137]

@@Dravignor true

[@The_Viktor_Reznov]

You spelled "correctly" wrong.

[@shagsperrow6137]

@@The_Viktor_Reznov ?

[@JaY4553]

I feel like the title makes a great example of what Sith-Lord dirty talk would sound like.

[@darlamurillo4546]

Lmao

[@actiom6186]

69 likes noice

[@freedragon3050]

Force choke me baby!

[@kriss6195]

there’s no way to not laugh your ass off at that titles😂

[@craigford33]

I clicked so fast 😂😂😂🤣

[@TraxelAxel]

Nice title man. Next I want a video about Vader drowning a woman, and the inuendo title could be " the one woman who Vader made soaking wet

[@tointoin9606]

Nice.

[@ilikenougat8892]

Holy shit, you got 239 likes in 52 minutes. 0_o

[@STARKILLER15100]

Lol he should just keep doing innuendo titles from now on lol

[@LuisSanchez-de8ei]

Nice.

[@sonicmania6753]

rob 998 you can find some being angry at him in his top comment. Pretty pathetic in my opinion

[@erevinwinter]

I unironically want a series adaptation about her. It can be thrilling.

[@theargentino4245]

Its gonna happen I think.

[@billdavis7577]

@@theargentino4245 Lol nope, a bit character from a comic that sold poorly isnt about to get a show.

[@theargentino4245]

@@billdavis7577 and yet we got Cpt Marvel which never sells well in comics.

[@billdavis7577]

@@theargentino4245 Ya, but Captain Marvel is a well established character that has been around in some form for a long time. This character is relatively new an unknown, plus she comes off as a plot armored self insert character written by a hack.

[@josedavidcastillo9241]

hell no

[@Nudlz-nu1ym]

*Big black monster penetrates tiny doctor with mighty anger*

[@rocknrollbootlegs8576]

Man this it's a pretty good title for a Pornhub video

[@Kalehopsi220]

N o

[@bgonzalezseeya11]

@@rocknrollbootlegs8576 I know right. Almost as the title is intentional.

[@ileanabriannemari]

@@bgonzalezseeya11 Maybe it _is_ intentional

[@bgonzalezseeya11]

@@ileanabriannemari what an idea...

[@HolkHugan]

You knew what you were doing when you wrote that title

[@HartlyLion]

He is a Sith Lord, of course he did!

[@TheReal2KD]

😂😂

[@sebastianjamrozik3675]

Very strange title

[@donnabrahamworsley5857]

XDDD

[@mrbanana4226]

Kinky

[@Belenlamen]

666 like

[@burnttoast5196]

Agreed

[@joshuadebosh4615]

he tryna be funny

[@terraincognita3749]

Aphra was definitely in awe of Darth Vader. When they first met, she did not know how to address him: "Mr Lord Vader."; "Sir? Your majesty? Your illustriousness?" She settles on "Sir Vader", only to have Vader coolly correct her: "LORD Vader. Continue."

[@marquisealexander1371]

Now we all know there's only one woman Vader would want to penetrate with his "Lightsaber" and that's Padme.

[@DukeoftheAges]

you spelled obi-wan wrong

[@jadendafinger]

you spelled “ASMR Yoda” wrong

[@sentientsaladstudios6326]

David Carty you

[@blackriverjack4722]

DukeoftheAges ahh I get the joke but not fully

[@Sheogoratful]

@@jadendafinger jesus christ

[@LoidForger44]

"They soon felt affection for each other and then hooked up" *That escalated quickly*

[@lifer132]

WHEN????

[@lifer132]

PLEASE ANSWER QUICK DAMNIT

[@LoidForger44]

@@lifer132It's towards the end of the video. Just watch the whole thing from the start because I haven't seen this in a couple months. Chill.

[@lifer132]

@@LoidForger44 i dont have 16 minutes

[@helmetongrass1893]

@@lifer132 not what you think...

[@hanimeviewer]

Everyone: *reads the title* I got a bad feeling about this

[@baibai4897]

GROGNAK _56 correction* *this is where the fun begins*

[@travisozwald8117]

I just wanted to say. I'm your 1 thousandth like

[@hanimeviewer]

Travis Ozwald to be honest I didn’t even know I had this much likes until you said something thanks

[@jaboys6215]

all the video said was. The Woman Darth Vader wanted to Penetrate the most... so yeah that was not worded vary well, or was it.

[@bush9091]

Lol so true

[@MartinNLauenstein]

The force is strong with this title

[@saucewaifu]

But it’s consensual Force

[@gunter2k15thebeast4]

Penis force

[@charlie4christ536]

Martin Lauenstein We Christians give the good news that God sent His Son to save us from our sins. All have sinned and fall short of God's standard of perfection so all need to place their faith in Jesus Christ who lived perfectly and never sinned. Jesus he is the only way to Heaven according to John 14:6. Jesus rose from his tomb to finish our faith by his resurrection!Turn from your sins and believe in Christ. The pleasures of sin last for only a season, and then comes destruction. Christ is the only one who can fill the void in your life! Glory be to the everlasting Father who sent His Son to die in my place because He knew I couldn't save myself! Romans 3:23-24"For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified by his grace as a gift, through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus."

[@alejandroquirarte2125]

U rite

[@th3_l1nk14]

@@charlie4christ536 dude. Tf

[@dimitryiv2104]

So nobody is gonna talk about a droid becoming fully sentient and greedy enough to buila a CRIMINAL EMPIRE

[@Neutral_Tired]

not uncommon for droids to be sentient, even battle droids had some sentience, if not independence

[@Darthwgamer]

I'm surpriced the droid was still able to talk with just a head

[@randyortonsbulge]

G0T0

[@kingdodo6508]

he use that as his title,but let you worry about a droid,just laugh at the s#x joke and move on

[@kauyanDJ]

8t88

[@giveemdasauc3531]

"I burned your house and all your research...also I may have mental issues." "Ya think?"

[@enriqueruiz5492]

Lmfao like a crazy girl and she loves the bad boys

[@bakedsushi8097]

@@enriqueruiz5492 Yeah, it's sometimes true

[@enriqueruiz5492]

@@bakedsushi8097 Yup more often than not lol

[@beentheredonethat5908]

The thing so many don't understand, no matter how evil Palpatine and Vader was, the empire actually made life in the galaxy better for many. They brought food , water, security, and education across the galaxy, and freed all slaves from empire space. As usual, the political and military leaders were corrupt, but the system actually benefits the normal people, much more then the senate and jedi did. Sad but true!

[@napoleoncorneliusscipio5141]

I like to imagine that in some planetary system on the other side of the Star Wars galaxy, while we're watching that horrific ep9, a wild Vietnam-war-like battle is going on. I wish we had more Star Wars Stories, like Rogue One but from an imperial perspective. Stormtrooper platoons braving the thick jungles and venomous hot weather, their white armor usually painted green and mud-brown by the troops to keep cool and camouflage, and their life of enduring the goopy MRE rations they get and scrounging for supplies, all the while trying to get the VCs- rebels, I mean. And of course, hover ships dropping napalm and Agent Orange and all the necessary activities.

[@Schames-1]

Yeah, the biggest downfall of the Empire is that they always demanded impossible results which would then require the most ruthless and brutal tactics. Part of this video shows that the Empire came and saved the young girl from the bandits, which makes the Empire look good. However, you later learn the empire itself PUT the bandits there to force the settlers to need protection and thus make the empire's take over of the world smoother.

[@thefett3862]

The Empire commits genocide to species like Geonosians and Lasats, anniquilates planets (with all people, plants, culture and animals) like Alderaan or Mandalore and slaved others like the wookies. In Rebels, Bad Batch and other shows we see that there still poverty, even more and ridiculous norms like curfews and privaty invasions. I don't see any of that positive. It's only the same old fascim.

[@jerry3790]

Not to mention peace, justice, freedom and security

[@anna-flora999]

They literally enslaved people.

[@lottawatta3648]

Darth Vader after pinning her up on the wall: I have you now

[@craftyyt2745]

this is where the fun begins

[@Farmdafish]

Now this is podracing

[@jillianblount8449]

Anna Lopez BSJEJISHSUSJW

[@GEsposito]

It was kinda hotter than Mustafar

[@UsingThisName]

I hate sand. It was coarse and rough.

[@MrRonald327]

Nice title. Who doesn’t love double entendres?!

[@AwesomeGamer-ct3ky]

Haha

[@mrhippo3610]

Such a simple sentence yet so complex

[@bluesolace9052]

I bet Vader wanted to force choke her as well especially

[@pagman2356]

lmao i saw a comment of urs in a rising of the shield hero game

[@Megalevel95]

Uhhh.. pretty sure it's a single entendre. lol

[@CaptainAmerica930]

This woman outsmarted Darth Vader 3 times & lived. Tremendous respect. This girl is my hero.

[@mobgabriel1767]

obi Wan: finally a worthy oponent our battle Will be legendary

[@RealestKinga]

This girl is a donut steel OC who bests Vader three times and is generally insufferable.

[@firemonger5409]

Not

[@firemonger5409]

@@RealestKingano she didn’t

[@firemonger5409]

Typical female empowerment that isn’t needed

[@fib621]

Me: *Reads title* Also me: There is a disturbance on the force...

[@ibrasir5581]

LMAOO

[@JHJH10000]

More like.... Dick-turbance

[@honeymoon1115]

in

[@jackcary6070]

Whiterun Guard cringe

[@matas6930]

There is a disturbance in my pants...

[@kapresenpai]

Me knowing this is canon: oh... Padme to vader: why are you running, why are you run-

[@tescomealdeal5440]

I really don’t want to think about Darth Vader’s lightsaber...

[@aliteralflamingpileofgarba6236]

It’s probably massive

[@welby4296]

Wtf 🤣

[@juan9572]

It's gone now lol

[@jaire4061]

A Literal Flaming Pile of Garbage it’s probably extra crispy and dry

[@Flamelance_Accendo]

Ya hate to know it.

[@Distven131]

not gonna lie, Disney goin' more nuts than Legends.

[@blackshogun272]

Ivan Vodka especially with Vader's power scaling. Dude was a savage in Legends. The comic story directors just went along a said "What if we make him God ?" 😂

[@awildfilingcabinet6239]

I like that it’s more about Vader than Palpatine. That’s honestly why I hated rise of skywalker so much. It turned all three sagas from being about the skywalker family to being about Sheev. Like, can’t you just let him die? But it also make Vader an absolute badass.

[@toxiclvl5385]

Wait does Darth Vader even have nuts?

[@Distven131]

I leave you people alone for 3 MONTHS

[@Distven131]

Disney being worse is debatable. I mean, the sequel trilogy is bad, period, but, if Disney's canon everything else can be argued. My argument is that it sucks and they threw everything out for no good reason, considering most of it could still be kept there, except the post Return Of The Jedi, which, is so far the part they've been particularly BAD at. Most of the comics and such aren't BAD, they're just... Not as good as what they got rid of.

[@madmantis101]

"the woman Darth Vader wanted to penetrate the most..." *Clicks on the video* "...with his lightsaber" They got us in the first half, not gonna lie...

[@Lumanova]

The lightsaber only makes it better.

[@catscats4321]

Inuendo, hey babe wanna see my lightsaber.

[@joejeffbob3127]

@@catscats4321 only if its long and pointy

[@joejeffbob3127]

im not gay

[@fazedlocseryu5093]

joejeffbob surrreeeeeeeeeeeee

[@KipcreateGaming]

She got her design from Tumblr, and plot armor straight from Wayne Enterprises.

[@BobbyBoy-pe2qt]

You are a clown

[@avet4952]

I mean shoutout to tumblr her design is sick

[@ethanrsr5268]

This doesn’t sound sexual at all...

[@sentientsaladstudios6326]

Who said anything about sexual?

[@kristinlujan5612]

@@sentientsaladstudios6326 every one

[@vortex283]

Sentient Salad Studios literally everyone

[@vexingrabbit1824]

Really? I thought that this entire adventure was about a really long hardcore foreplay by both the dark lord and the women.

[@elijahfrizzell4816]

It took me 4 times to read this before it wasent dirty or sexual

[@kobetall8973]

Sidious: forming your own empire within the empire? That's ma boah

[@midrovar5811]

he must be really proud in that momment

[@timotheepeyre9944]

So spinozian

[@tasteofhey1538]

why the hell this man say penetrate

[@XxRaptorisxX]

Love ur pic Also he says it purposely I'd say

[@matthewswart1845]

yeah just say stab lol

[@adarkwind4712]

Bruh...::you know why.

[@jupiterloverofrain8175]

Clickbate

[@misadventure5216]

He knows what gets us going? ;)

[@franklinpeters6297]

Vader's new empire: A girl, a two psychotic droids, and an infinite supply of battle droids Vader: it's a start

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I personally love the title. It's not clickbait, but it forces you to click.

[@b2crazyeye]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache yup

[@irving7137]

'Forces' I see what you did there

[@Spy-Dtroid]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache DAMN YOUUUUUUUU

[@unitedstatesofamerica4987]

It penetrates your desire

[@xavierrader6206]

No offense,but I saw your name and thought up a joke. Your a guy with a must-not-stache

[@captain_commenter8796]

“The women Darth Vader wanted to penetrate most with a lightsaber” All of us: Very poor choice of words

[@adamhbrennan]

The art of click bait…

[@THEL05]

He knew what he was doing…

[@ABozowithDignity]

@@THEL05 He simply, wrote a title, noticed the joke, laughed aloud, and moved on. True Madlad

[@Anthony_Ender]

r/madlads

[@bertmathricks2024]

Me: very poor choice of grammar

[@happyrama2764]

Ya know I'm kinda with Vader on this one, she's after escaping him waaaay too many times, At this stage I want Vader to catch her and put and end to this cat and mouse chase.

[@sinfuladam]

Can you imagine at the end of return of the Jedi when Vader is about to be set on fire and somebody mentions that she still alive and he immediately just gets up and is like “APHRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!”

[@pandaking1480]

Me:sees title Also Me knowing what the comments are going to say: *I sense a great disturbance in the force*

[@usmcdevildog7016]

Panda King it was as if one million voices spook but you think they should be silenced

[@meeptowner8440]

Incorrect its more of the people saying "this is where the fun begins"

[@f.e.areproduce5298]

Me after seeing title : Ah yes another thing to laugh at , especially considering 2020 i need this stuff .

[@Maxax16]

@@f.e.areproduce5298 That name is cursed.

[@f.e.areproduce5298]

@@Maxax16 Ok i made my nickname because in one of videos with title of " Autocorrect Fails " someone tried to write word " autocorrect " but it was changed to " autocucumber " by autocorrect .

[@aceofspadesguy4913]

This chick has more plot armor than the protagonists.

[@blessedbow720]

don't worry its balanced out by her constant increase of depresion, guilt and loneliness tho i will admit the ones she cares about get the worse end of it in the moment

[@soldyaboi8394]

@Zac Lodro best sentence of 2019.

[@RougeHunter141]

*ahem* Antagonist

[@blankpage9277]

Does she at least get sliced to bits eventually? She kind of turns Vader into a wimp by always surviving him.

[@anarchomando7707]

@@blankpage9277 she is one of the many he uses as his underling

[@spencersholden]

I love how lucky Aphra is. She’s like the female Han Solo. No Force powers, just luck.

[@josedavidcastillo9241]

Her power is plot armor

[@Gyasi_thedaydreamer]

She's a professional escape artist. Survives the Holdo Manueanver and airlock punishment.

[@hadrianmoment3944]

_it_ probably does look like a lightsaber after the lava incident.....

[@lobster5364]

atleast his white goo is *HOT*

[@AM-cm2kj]

atleast his white goo is HOT

[@ral8964]

Boy

[@martenzantinge4825]

Atleast his white goo is HOT

[@Empenguin]

atleast his white goo is *HOT*

[@Jessie_Helms]

And people say Legends had unrealistic plot points. “Hey I’m hunting you down and bringing you to justice! I am the law! Oh wait, you’re hot? Nah imma just let you live.”

[@Jessie_Helms]

TonyIshCoot Legends has the worst story telling in Star Wars *in some places* though this is pretty bad too.

[@Ninjaananas]

Stop bitching.

[@BrickyRiver0712]

I know right just commit acts of *necrophilia* . Silly silly people.

[@commissionergalactus]

Yeah legends is absolutely wack and over the damn top, and this canon story feels like that as well, honestly this sounds like a legends story. I think overall the new canon got Star Wars better then legends but this story is not one of them, it sucks and this girl has so much plot armor and Vader getting weakened all the time felt worse then how Mary Sue Starkiller could just throw him around, just a terrible comic. Hopefully if they continue it, Vader kills her and her death can ease the absurdity of this story arch.

[@Intuitivelist]

An outstanding example of plot armor.

[@BobbyBoy-pe2qt]

No daeth vade that plot armor after he has does you clown

[@americanmapper2445]

Lord Vader you never told me about your.........ambitions.......

[@archondarc]

HOW DO YOU STILL ALIVE

[@RiddleMajor]

I mean, Sith Code says there is passion

[@americanmapper2445]

@@archondarc the dark side of the force can lead to many abilities some seem unnatural

[@BeePuncher]

@@archondarc "Death is a concept invented by the Jedi" -Sheev Palpatine the Undying

[@kaysden]

Didn’t you see rise of skywalker? He’s like the final boss

[@Ruosteinenknight]

13:15 Aphra has talent of diggin herself deeper that even Han Solo would tell her dial it down a notch.

[@brothereldest7432]

vader: one can always trust droids the mandalorian: *triggered*

[@VictorDude98]

This is the way

[@llamaonus]

This is the way

[@iamaloafofbread8926]

Baby yoda: am I a joke to you?

[@c1berserker744]

This is the way

[@kazim4734]

This is the way

[@TheLoreMasterYT]

So many dirty minds in the comments ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Lowkey tho, Doctor Aphra’s comic is one of my favorites in the new Star Wars comic line, highly recommend everyone to check it out. You need to read the 2015 Darth Vader comic first tho before reading her main series. Also in the video, the droid's name is mistakenly called Triple O, when it's supposed to be Triple Zero. My bad. Source: Darth Vader Comic (2015) and Doctor Aphra Comic (2016)

[@corpsemachine6949]

Nothing.

[@thesinclairblues5941]

no problem your voice doesn't even sound that bad though get well soon and also merry Christmas

[@Jckr9158]

Damn, wild title ps I got lego star wars

[@redhood8275]

Fantastic title

[@redhood8275]

You just earned a sub

[@ralsei3554]

Kinky title

[@Paydenbarlow]

Ralsei as an Imperial sympathizer I agree with the choice of title

[@phantomishereidk]

The zan has confirmed that the Skywalkers are a kinky family

[@inspiringer6418]

Brings in views

[@f.e.areproduce5298]

Not exactly as penetraation with lightsaber is not a good experience .

[@CozyDoze]

Ralsei Damnit I was gonna say that 😂

[@coconut889]

This was such a long story the thing that still misses is Vader with the final blow suddenly sensing she is force sensitive and training her to be his apprentice

[@emmatheenigma6939]

Me: "Wow, he actually got over Padme and wanted someone else?" Me: "Can he do that after turning to the dark side? I guess he still could." Me: "Well, I guess sexual attraction isn't necessarily love." Me: "Wait, does Darth Vader even have genitals or did they burn off? Me: "Oh, right, he wanted to kill her. I knew that..."

[@guiguiferrand2296]

😂😂😂

[@Dragon-hu5ev]

🤣🤣🤣

[@MannMannMannMann]

😅😅😅

[@papalazarou1353]

If you have had this conversation with yourself then you need help

[@Dragon-hu5ev]

Baby Yoda HELLO, GRAND MASTER OF ULTIMATE CUTENESS

[@SamueITan]

"i'LL TRy sPInnING, tHat's A gOOd TrIcK"

[@65kay]

😳

[@celestejones6744]

Nani!?

[@suspiciouspikl4194]

🧐🤔

[@ace4548]

Oh know I can’t stop thinking about that happening “ oh yes vadey keep spinning ah yea fuck hard harder HARDER” Vader : I’ll try spinning that’s a good trick

[@malucocrazyinsano]

Ah yes spinning sex

[@KicktheSky34]

Aphra: *exists * Vader: I don’t like sand...

[@CopperWireGaming]

"are you an angel?"

[@bakedsushi8097]

Obiwan Ben Kenobi: High Ground!!!!

[@HeresyTooth]

Vader: "NNOOOOOOOO"

[@chaihill1837]

PLEASE STOP

[@heresywithana]

Darth Vader: *Why am I always on the low ground?*

[@EllRatioBozo]

Me: reads title “ *The woman Darth Vader wanted to pene-* “ Me: I’m gonna stop you right there.

[@Yurito24videos]

Lmao “pene” is dick in Spanish lol

[@kylerwoods3480]

666th like...

[@ShiftNova]

Well seeing how Darth never seen any real action, since being Anakin. I'm sure is saber was reaching a peak of ignition.

[@thedacenorpes3681]

Indeed, he probably was.

[@celestejones6744]

Did his saber survive the battle with kenobi

[@jimmychoo12]

@@celestejones6744 Kylo ren had his lightsaber in the last movie

[@kevingluys3063]

I think the last time his saber saw ignition is when he was crotch down on the lava.

[@icedtrs8455]

The last time his “saber” was ignited was on Mustafar. Literally ignited.

[@godmergiethemobilegamer]

0:34 thanks for the generous wallpaper

[@viniciusserra9374]

By Brazzers

[@lilevil1158]

Get it cause brazzers is a adult film website and vader wants to "penetrate" her

[@doubleggamingmeruz678]

@@lilevil1158 /woosh

[@forest3064]

@@lilevil1158 lol everyone gets it

[@paxhumana2015]

@@WinterWhiz , it's PornHub, genius!

[@charlie4christ536]

Vinícius A We Christians give the good news that God sent His Son to save us from our sins. All have sinned and fall short of God's standard of perfection so all need to place their faith in Jesus Christ who lived perfectly and never sinned. Jesus he is the only way to Heaven according to John 14:6. Jesus rose from his tomb to finish our faith by his resurrection!Turn from your sins and believe in Christ. The pleasures of sin last for only a season, and then comes destruction. Christ is the only one who can fill the void in your life! Glory be to the everlasting Father who sent His Son to die in my place because He knew I couldn't save myself! Romans 3:23-24"For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified by his grace as a gift, through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus."

[@Pegyson]

Man, what a perfect string of conveniences for her, totally did it with skill alone

[@angelos6961]

"Penetrate the most with his Lightsaber." *I mean that literally, metaphorically, and euphemistically.*

[@chickenpotatogod]

Teach me inglesh

[@GoneInABlaiz]

@@chickenpotatogod no

[@chickenpotatogod]

@@GoneInABlaiz oh com on, I just ned inglesh lessons

[@GoneInABlaiz]

@@chickenpotatogod no

[@chickenpotatogod]

@@GoneInABlaiz oki... ;-;

[@fizzzyfruit6013]

What are you doing Darth bro ???😏

[@Arizsin]

This is a underrated comment

[@notzaldy]

This is an underrated comment.

[@itachi_uchiha1538]

Fox Gerald “ why is there a lightsaber inside me”😲

[@fizzzyfruit6013]

@@itachi_uchiha1538 🤤😏

[@itachi_uchiha1538]

Fox Gerald “I’m stuck Darth bro can you help me”😩

[@mervyoung5397]

Palpatine: The Dark Side of the Forces is a pathway to many positions some consider to be unnatural!

[@generallewisdingleberry5601]

Order 69 indeed

[@theonetheonly2826]

Hmmmmmm

[@nessfinesse1378]

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations.

[@amexicanwhoisverypatriotic2725]

@@nessfinesse1378 BROOOO

[@commando5872]

@@nessfinesse1378 gags

[@Jurassiccanonking]

I have read all of the Doctor Aphra comics but considering how long she survived and even defeated Vader the force was definitely on her side.

[@WPFreeinternet]

Vader, I dont think Padme is going to like this.

[@tonythatorc971]

You've been banned from Micky Mouse's club for inappropriate behavior!

[@MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp]

Vader remembers he forgot rubbers during mid "Session": This is where the fun begins.

[@admincommand2016]

Vader:It’s ok skywalker is dead

[@heisenberg246]

I uh…-..I admit I felt…a sort of…connection between us-..I-

[@KingOfHeroes1996]

Damn, she looks cute in that Imperial Officer uniform.

[@Bruh-yt9hz]

Ikr

[@deadlybunz]

@@HNDRXENJOYER *Stfu*

[@annieme-tions]

@@HNDRXENJOYER Nigga, are you that fuckin bored?

[@measic4989]

*draws a character to mimic our inherit enjoyment of the female form* hey thats pretty cool...*some dude on the internet* "lol xdxd that's sad dude, shut off them literally ingrained instincts*

[@JustSomeKittenwithaGun]

@@measic4989 Haha gottem

[@PaRadaRada]

Darth Vader: “One can always trust droids” Mando: (Warms up E-Web)

[@cheshire_skatkat9093]

C3-P0 *chuckles*

[@orcakensyt8391]

Ig-11 : Hold my beer

[@Poffean]

*Din Djarinn

[@progzly]

IG-11: Hello I am nurse droid Also IG-11: *Kill an entire battalion of stormtroopers*

[@RedLee20]

@@Poffean Both are correct. Your correction was unnecessary.

[@tobeyreynolds8255]

Me: *Reads Title* Also me: Goes straight to the comments

[@TheChefEgg]

Calm down with the title, the kids aint asleep yet

[@dakotatrue12]

Chef Egg lol 😂

[@Zen-ld5kn]

i know right

[@theunseen896]

XD

[@Langrange-]

bruh 😂😂😂

[@weewee3559]

Don't worry Karen will take them

[@marhip7182]

I thought the woman vader wanted to penetrate the most was padme Edit: Wow thanks for the likes everyone, didn't think a simple joke would work that well

[@theunseen896]

😏

[@crow6050]

The woman Vader to strangled the most?

[@glitch2799]

Betrayal

[@BakedFrodo96]

You win the internet today 🙌

[@gordonramzee9457]

😏

[@VideoGameDesignFiles]

"The Woman Darth Vader wanted to Penetrate the most..." Thats where it cut out...

[@zucktheskeleton9731]

Just got clickbaited but its fine im enjoyed the story

[@VideoGameDesignFiles]

@The Xenomorphian I'm pretty sure it was just a poor choice of words.

[@zealotoftheorchard9853]

@@VideoGameDesignFiles CAN'T A COLLECTIVE NUMBER OF PEOPLE DREAM?!

[@VideoGameDesignFiles]

@@zealotoftheorchard9853 dreams are a lie

[@chaihill1837]

Stop

[@justinthawsetmyo4173]

she's the type of character I want to be in any fantasy scenario. Just some guy/girl that happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time but still live to do it again.

[@c.w.simpsonproductions1230]

I don’t know who humiliated Vader more, Obi-Wan or Aphra.

[@joseluis5055]

Obviously Obi-Wan, for all of Vader's evil, I agree that Kenobi is liar and a coward

[@f9658]

Obi wan

[@dream8870]

the master of trolling obviously

[@louier2967]

@@joseluis5055 how is he a coward tho

[@joseluis5055]

@@louier2967 for leaving him burning alive to die instead of taking him with him or putting Anakin out of his misery

[@cmbara102]

Wait. The Empire sent in troops to rescue a small child after raiders killed her mom, tended to her medically AND returned her to her father on a completely different planet? What a bunch of bad guys.

[@reddyforlenny9389]

The Empire are imperial nationalists, so they tend to love greatly their own citizens. But so avidly hate any foreigners or people who appose them.

[@dungeonguy88]

Well, it turned out that the "raiders" that killed her mother, were actually Imperial special Ops running a false-flag attack, to scare the locals into accepting the Empire. So, they are still bad guys in this case.

[@geek2269]

@@dungeonguy88 these are rebel lies

[@lightzpy8049]

The empire wasn't bad, just palpatine and vader where, otherwise officers were corrupt of course, if those people could have been killed them more freedoms would have been allowed under the empire and peace

[@kidthatwearsamask]

Every has just been woooshed r/woooosh

[@crispo5136]

Ok, it said, "The woman that Darth Vader wanted to penetrate the most" on the title. The rest got cropped out. I'm kinda disappointed.

[@fluffycrocodile9224]

Hao Lun Li I said for me “The woman Darth Vader wanted to penetrate the most with his” and then it ended

[@PapaBearIsHere]

@@fluffycrocodile9224 honestly I'd be hella suprised if that wasn't on perpose

[@dante_0962]

I love palpatines reaction when he find out what Vader was doing.

[@bigman-em7cc]

Sponsored by Brazzers

[@nawazero-one8501]

lol

[@themessiah7542]

Lol

[@Z9_Games2]

@@surplus2188 Except for everything that's original.

[@shleepypenguin]

Copycat

[@bigman-em7cc]

Akira A McLaren I didn't copy this off anyone?

[@mcdabber4204]

I like your choice of words

[@joedemelfie5509]

I have spoken.

[@bigmanbarrett6943]

Words fit for a Jedi, or a sith...

[@A_Rotisserie_Chicken]

Title: *exists* Comment section: “This is where the fun begins.”

[@Alpha-ii8jl]

Stolen

[@utravumee7619]

lol

[@frag_me_ii9069]

You stole the comment

[@felipefarias1315]

Its free real estate

[@venomfan2020]

15:50 _"And what about _*_US?_*_ You're a fleshy failure, I'm half a head, and BT's down to his _*_PROCESSOR CORE._*_ "_ - 0-0-0

[@archer37628]

You knew exactly what you were doing with that title.

[@flyte707]

I thought this was a family friendly youtube channel

[@darth_pepperoni27]

"Aphra was barely able to control her fangirlism." The one-liner summary of my life as a Star Wars fangirl

[@needtoknow6423]

I'm such a fanboy, I life the Jedi code. I even call myself a Jedi xD

[@darth_pepperoni27]

@Zygy __ dude, my profile pic is literally Darth Vader. That hints everything. Lmao

[@darth_pepperoni27]

@@6Sparx9 the vader one

[@RomanGooner]

Val ok that’s just sad

[@jackinmybox4945]

I went here to see what this was about. I think I'll go back to crackin' clanka skulls

[@ninjaknight6715]

Vader: Droids, I can always trust them. Mandalorian: No.

[@CHEF-55457]

Yes!!! *Until somebody slices them...*

[@Zequintiny]

After today's episode of the Mandalorian though,.....

[@theslickimpala5308]

I was JUST thinking that

[@tylerjones7592]

NinjaKnight671 didn’t he get betrayed by a droid during the clones wars

[@ninjaknight6715]

@@tylerjones7592 Really?

[@WhoTao-nm1uw]

It’s no wonder Darth Vader never managed to penetrate Aphra. He didn’t have a healthy meat rod to in the first place.

[@GreaterGrievobeast55]

Alright so he got drugged with a nightmare compound that negates the force, got blasted at by a droid that was described as a mini deathstar, got hacked, and got pinned down by a bunch if jedi traps but he still kept kicking?? How many amps did palps zap into vader when he killed him????

[@armandowillem3694]

Greater Grievobeast 55 Unlimited POWAH! Duh! Lol! Jk! But seriously he lost the will to live because he was no longer Vader after Luke turned him back so therefore the Dark side of the Force could no longer sustain him. He basically was fueled by hatred for the Emperor and self loathing. Afterwards he was at peace.

[@pixel_ice4061]

His body was built to limit him in lots of ways and because palp knew he'd probs turn again, he made the body suuuuuper weak to force lightning

[@AntarcticMagpie]

How many volts? Over 9000.

[@armandowillem3694]

AntarcticMagpie YYYYAAAASSSS!!!!

[@gavinhamilton4094]

All of the bolts, simply put all of them

[@dylanking9646]

title: "the woman darth vader wanted to penetrate the most" me: W H A T title: ...with his lightsaber

[@hima92]

I mean, which lightsaber we talking about-

[@SnakierElm62]

69th like

[@legend_forces200]

@@hima92 oh no

[@guilhermedinis2285]

Light saber has a whole new meaning now...

[@pr3s1onn60]

Padme

[@Decade_1703]

9:15 "this is where the fun begins".

[@ajmoras6914]

Vader’s like “the law fuck the law” begins killing everyone

[@ajmoras6914]

@The One You Should Not Have Killed just realizing that lol

[@FirstLast-kr3ep]

The girl's nickname is "the law" And Vader wanted to fuck the law

[@antagonistfish293]

@@FirstLast-kr3ep no stop STOP

[@FirstLast-kr3ep]

@@antagonistfish293 no I don't think I will.

[@antagonistfish293]

@@FirstLast-kr3ep yes i think you will, 3 weeks later