We RETURN to The WORST RESTAURANT CAFE in Britain IN DISGUISE!

We returned to the worst Cafe Restaurant in Britain, voted the worst rated cafe on Trip Advisor, terrible reviews, Palace Restaurant Cafe in London. Disgusting Food, Filthy Dirty Cafe, 1 star food, got kicked out for sneezing, horrendous food, this place should be shut down, avoid this restaurant, vile, appalling service, avoid this place and the list goes on.
This time however we went in disguise as the last video we made has gone viral on KZbin and we didn't want to get recognised and thrown out. We wanted to give it a second chance to see if it really was that bad. Everybody deserves a second chance right? Well let's give it a try as this is one of the worst reviewed places on KZbin. A food review that could leave us with a bad taste in our mouths!
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[@supersonicsid5930]

Wearing the jacket inside out, Genius totally unrecognizable .

[@TheMacMaster]

Lol. 😂

[@davidrollo3260]

@@TheMacMaster you sound like Chris Tarent

[@plasteckfly]

The MacMaster in disguise looked and actually sounded a bit like Tommy Cooper! “Just like that!” 🤓

[@thegodzionsway5180]

Those wigs 🤣🤣🤭 I don't know how you managed to keep a straight face!

[@jackhack8812]

It's a front mate ...just there to clean dirty money .

[@maxwellfan55]

Darren's deadpan persona against MacMaster's eccentricity makes this real. Great combo.

[@TheMacMaster]

lol :0)

[@Deathwing2001]

This video is so funny I had to watch it again. The look of utter despair on Darren’s face at the beginning 😂 I can’t believe you got him to go along with it.

[@voier]

Those cookies were on the counter when you went there last time.

[@davidjohnson7058]

Omg hilarious, love the accent you put on when you are ordering. If a reboot of Allo Allo is made then a part should be yours!

[@TheMacMaster]

Lol thanks David. 😂

[@99fruitbat94]

The irony of the food allergy notice 😂

[@linzbarber]

Oh god I’m dying here laughing at the wigs, Lee is rocking a bit of a Tommy Cooper look and Darren reminds me of Beaker from the Muppet Show. Cheers lads for brightening up the afternoon 😂😂

[@garyphillips006]

You could have warned the poor girl ordering fish and chips. 😂

[@shauntaylor6040]

Oh dear the poor old tourists, the colour of that tea! was that really £11. The cookie ok for dogs.

[@nikolayanusauskas2988]

Why are they still opened🤬

[@BazMcD67]

They've given you the display cookie thats been there since 2007 🥴🤣😂

[@KhrystynaBraverman]

That is historical..

[@pammyb1972]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I nearly choked when Darren put that wig on!!!! And when you put yous on I was done for!!! Haven't laughed like that in a LONG time! Thank you 👍

[@TheMacMaster]

Lol. 😂 You're welcome. 😂😂😂

[@paulaunsworth4463]

Disappointed not too see the woman. With a frying pan. Would be like a clip from 'Tom and Jerry'

[@robertleach9120]

Once bitten, twice poisoned ! Taking one for the team. Hats off to you both !

[@cathanderson6852]

Oh you two are so funny, that’s made my day again I loved it when lee said that chicken is foul! Is that foul or fowl! Thanks for another great video looking forward to more 👍

[@Tenerifelover]

Lee you look like a cross between Buzz Lightyear and Tommy Cooper

[@fraser1736]

He does 😁

[@linzbarber]

I’ve had to just watch the putting on of the wigs part again.... it cracks me up! 😂😂

[@GimbalWalkTV]

OH MY WORD - the bit trying the wigs on - honestly I had to pause it and run to the loo i was laughing that hard at you guys up an alleyway in london doing that - imagine the CCTV footage 🤣

[@TheMacMaster]

Lol. 😂 That would be good footage.

[@mrcaramelman4508]

Like an 80s group doing a reunion tour

[@dublinbred]

Why hasn't health and safety shut this place down?

[@ruthhayler1607]

It got a 3 in June this year

[@michaeljackson5938]

You Guys going back to the worst restaurant cafe in Britain was like an episode of Starsky and Hutch without Diane Abbott Playing Huggy Bear 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ajwuk46]

2.50 for a cookie !!!!

[@bbmcgee33]

London prices innit.

[@supersonicsid5930]

I never go back to a restaurant if I’ve been served a bad meal , i’m not a sadist .

[@Matt-im5tm]

Can you go there again when the lady is in for a sit down meal and complain 😂😂

[@helgabullabong]

Brilliant. This really made me smile. You guys are game to go back again. Well done.

[@allibennett515]

What can I say 🤷 you two are mad!! Couldn't stop laughing at your 'disguises' those wigs 🤣🤣 brilliant x

[@decdeckers]

Got to go back a third time and experience the woman. Won't be happy until I see her throw a block of cheese at you guys.

[@preparetoholdyourcolour7080]

I've had a rough few days but you 2 have got me laughing at this video as well as cringing at the shit food/having immense sympathy for your taste buds 😂😂 those are quality disguises BTW

[@stephaniewhite9526]

You were both so brave to go back. It looks absolutely uggy. What a great vlog.

[@jezwotton2126]

Love that you're back at The Palace for round 2 . Wouldn't you have thought that the owners with all that spare time in lockdown 1/2/3 they would have: 1. Had a bit of summer/autumn/winter /spring clean 2. Painted the front so the red shutters aren't so prominent 3. Learnt how to cook 4. Sourced some decent quality food Unless they're in on the joke ?

[@markjolly245]

When's the macmaster wigs coming to the merch store!🤣 Absolutely brilliant Lee.

[@honestreview1043]

You know what's going to happen now then? This place will become world famous and it will be queued out the door because everyone wants to experience it. 🤣

[@Candy-ji1sr]

With that wig I thought I was looking at Tommy Cooper. The spitting image.

[@Nik-8it5p]

Just Like That!!🤣🤣🤣

[@NFFC1865]

Chicken is definitely the last thing I would try in there. 🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@matthew6994]

That toilet reminds me of the one from the Trainspotting film, that guy had no protective clothing/gloves on when preparing food, i wonder how long those cookies had been left uncovered for? probably long enough for the rats to have a nibble!! How is this place still allowed to operate...Nasty

[@turnip5359]

You'd have a hard time in the UK because nobody wears gloves including the chain places

[@shirleyfrank6280]

Love the sign by the counter about food allergies and special dietary requirements- so much to tell them, so little time 😂

[@PeterChelmsford]

Minus 10. Deserves to be shut down. Lee you had a look of Tommy Cooper and Darren looked like he was going for the part of Tootsie. 😂

[@ben597]

I always find myself revisiting this video whenever i need a laugh still the best video you have done

[@SuperSimon62]

Brilliant Lee. And congratulations on 38k subs. Iv watched you almost from the beginning and seen all your vlogs and seen how much hard work and hours you put into your channel .your London series has been of the charts as Darren would say

[@TheMacMaster]

Thanks Simon. Really appreciate it.

[@oggie1967]

Ha Ha, you two look as seedy as the caff!😆😆👏👏👏 Laughed my arse off!!

[@jackherer519]

oh god at first i thought that was some locals that just liked shit food, when i heard the American accent i died inside. That woman probably has a horrible outlook on British food now, happens way too often where Americans will go into the first place they see and get dissapointed. Should have warned her ahahaha

[@thomassayles3699]

They should turn this cafe into a series. A quest to find what is nice on the menu there

[@preparetoholdyourcolour7080]

It would be a pointless quest 😂

[@jamie7056]

Darren looks like the MP Michael Fabricant with that syrup😂,brilliant stuff

[@susanhill567]

Ah poor Darren, by time you go home he will be rocking in his chair,pants over his head and two pencils up his nose!

[@steveshrek64]

What a pair of PLONKERS lol 😆 made me laugh though👍🤣

[@gazjaz3068]

Brilliant couldn't wait to see this part 2. Empty when you went in. Them poor Americans obviously saw you in there and thought let's try it. Thought you was going to sit down and eat. Darren probably wasn't keen. Ha ha

[@turnip5359]

Bet the yanks went home and complained about British food lol

[@samspade03]

This was funny love your channel mate you too are good together if you ever come to Devon there’s a transport cafe called Morgan’s on the A38 near Wellington been open 80 years great place

[@dermotkelly6946]

When in London it ain’t “ a bloke “ it’s “ a gezzer “

[@Fizzyguy201Sonicguy6]

The moral of the story is know what you're expecting for the price of the food and don't spend your money on overpriced crud.

[@bigcee3338]

This vid reminds me of the great Brothers Chuckle, so funny and hilarious just like a Chuckle sketch, i was expecting Lee to give us an Elvis song, and Darren to get a mouth organ out. This was Epic and just the Tonic to get us back on track after sunday nights shambles, i too was hoping the wicked witch with the frying pan was there, can see her chasing you down the street shouting to u to me to u to me Hilarious btw the sandwich looked Rancid

[@Finggy]

This place is a front.

[@raygrange7312]

Yep. I think so too.

[@chime-tronics]

You sure it was chocolate on the cookie and not dead flys 😆😆😆

[@automaticacidemer]

New subscriber here, second video viewer (after watching your first visit to this place). Wonderful 👏

[@TheMacMaster]

Thanks Alex. Happy New Year

[@automaticacidemer]

@@TheMacMaster Happy New Year to you too sir! Subscribed to Darren too 😊

[@ClaudioSanchezCC]

Darren looks like a Bob Mortimer character! lol

[@stevesandford1437]

"We go to The Worst Cafe In Great Britain dressed as Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark!!!!!!" *LAUGHING!!!* xx SF

[@TheMacMaster]

Lol. 😂

[@elizabethcotton4659]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Dogslobba]

The chicken tasted 'fowl'

[@monty_sultana]

Bloody hell £11 for that

[@patricialockhart2135]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 You pair are mental, most entertaining vid I've seen in a while

[@TheMacMaster]

Lol. 😂 Please may I have one of your tasty cookies. 😂

[@NickB_Yorkshire]

Hilarious stuff. You guys make a great double act 😂. “Oh, it’s you!!” 😆

[@jayr4857]

F.....g gold. That is the kind of shenanigans I'd do . Brilliant. 😆

[@dominicfitzgerald1732]

Brilliant 😂😂 Lee you are going to have to go back cause we all want to see what the old dear looks like. Come on for the team now 😉😂😂😂👍

[@johnnyfivejmc]

"Does it come on brown or white"? 'Er.., green'!

[@TheMacMaster]

LOL!!!!

[@misskitteecatz]

Very dodgy ordering chicken in that cafe, I am so surprised it’s not been closed down! I’m going to look at “Scores on the doors” to see their findings. Enjoyable vlog

[@valeriemearns3367]

Hilarious ,guys. Fabulous wigs ,🤣🤣. Funniest thing was Darren's look of mortification ! Great entertainment Lee. Shame about the food !!🤗

[@jaynefrazer883]

Omg that sandwich don’t blame you Darren for not trying it looked rank 🤢 Had me in stitches with them disguises 😂😂😂

[@suejaneuk1681]

You should pass this evidence onto trading standards. The guy may be a top bloke but he is selling salmonella on toast. If not reported he will continue to rip people off until he makes someone very sick or worse. He needs to be closed down. Despicable!

[@allansedgwick5307]

Go back and ask for your money to be refunded! Should not have to put up with that terrible food🤢🤮

[@fitzeireann]

OMG that was bloody hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣 Darren's face was a picture as you could tell he was really uncomfortable but good on him for being a good sport 👍😀 I couldn't stop laughing 😂 you must have got some funny looks off people 😂

[@ChrissyloveUK]

Imagine what the kitchen looks like 🤢 I felt sorry for the American tourist. You was brave going back 😊

[@AtlanteanAN69]

Lee, what a muppet, you went to all the effort to turn your Macmaster jacket inside out so you didn't get recognised but then put on a mask clearly showing the Macmaster logo. I'm surprised they didn't spot you. But then again they probably have so many customers passing through their doors each week lol.

[@TheMacMaster]

Lol I noticed after. 😂

[@M.L.E90]

Love these food blog videos keep them coming.!!!/

[@mistofoles]

MacMaster, I'm not sure if the (less than convincing) wig makes you look more like Tom Baker or Alvin Stardust..

[@jglasernyc]

You 2 are very brave for returning.

[@brody5211]

Lads get back together the A team .

[@brianterry8317]

Friggin Mint I'm sure the Mac has been trained by Mr Miyagi. At the start of nearly every video when he gives us a Mac preamble, he starts using his hands like a Karate chopper You two reminded me of Trevor and Simon from that Saturday morning kids show hosted by Phillip Schofield Those friggin cookies looked like hardtack navy biscuits Great stuff lads

[@johnwindle6378]

Wow, you were brave to take a bite of the sandwich and as for the Tea 🤢🤮As others have said, it could be a front for another operation 😳The wigs 😂😂👏👍🍻38k subscribers, top effort Lee and thoroughly deserved 👍👏🍻

[@alanbrown6628]

Fred and Rose West?

[@simonlyons9079]

Fair play to the both of you 🤣🤣🤣

[@scottybee8]

You guys are brave to go back in

[@tonygilchrist9113]

Hahahaha hilarious. Thank you guys. Lee I think you have traumatized poor Darren lol 😂🤣👍

[@simonhaggarty8798]

I thought dj had a look of Jurgen klopp.how they’re in business I can’t believe it. Well done for sampling that garbage 👍👍

[@ronalddump4148]

I went in there for a drink once and she told me to get out cos I look like Donald trump

[@thornbird6768]

😂😂😂

[@anthonyrobson9791]

Lee, saying tasty burger just cracks me up 😂😂😂👌👌

[@mikekaraoke]

I mean saying something is awful, then saying not great Darren are 2 different things lol Did make me howl with laughter you two in disguise 😂🤣

[@Chalks38]

Thought I’d got in my DeLorean and gone back to the 70s :)

[@jonathanwhittaker677]

Ultimate challenge lads....have the full english in there..

[@leer798]

The reviews on tripadvisor 😂😂😂 can’t believe it’s still open !

[@whiskymacable]

The nice guy in the restaurant probably owns it and has to be nice because that's all he's got.

[@turnip5359]

It's a guy called Alan or something

[@rickb3645]

That's very brave of you guys to try that awful place again. Personally you couldn't pay me to consume any food or drink from that dump. I must admit though, that when the American family ordered their food, i really wanted you to break character, and tell them to cancel their order, and try the cafe down the road instead. But i understand why you couldn't do that. Unfortunately they probably all ended up with food poisoning or diarrhea. Not exactly the greatest memory of their London vacation. Unfortunately most of the customers frequenting this place, are probably unsuspecting tourists. Who simply have no idea what they've just let themselves in for. By the way guys, those syrups were absolutely hilarious. Haha!... 😆😆😆

[@londonukguy2006]

Digging those wigs! LOL Would have let you borrow one of my blonde wigs if i had known! Funny vlog! LOL Loved it! :-)

[@kevinbrewis6014]

I like the way you said the chicken was foul/fowl haha

[@michaelpointer9416]

Please go back here again 3 times a charm

[@LaurenceReeves]

Those cookies look like they've been there since they last went!

[@suejaneuk1681]

Looked like rat droppings.

[@craigrubery6479]

when you asked darren what yer fancy he said nothing lmao

[@karlclemmy2054]

Watched this a few times, always cry laughing when you put the wigs on, its early Wham! George and Andrew😂😂😂😂

[@gazriley624]

it's Jeremy Clarkson! ha ha

[@mmmoroi]

Poor unsuspecting tourist diners...They undoubtedly would be making comments like "I know that England is not particularly famous for its delicious food, but it was even beyond my preparedness." Why not renaming it "Health & Safety Cafe", as no mortality has been reported at least?