Celebrity Big Brother (US) - Ranking Every Player

[@generic_username_here1]

You forgot to mention that Celebrity Big Brother Season 3 actually did not happen and is a figment of everyone’s imaginations

[@Cris-qm3yu]

Just got violent flashbacks to CBB3…

[@Rye40]

Ik your a member but damn.. 3 FUCKING MONTHS AGO ?!

[@thormowantssome]

I still wonder how we went from an amazing season 1 and 2 to... that

[@elliotjohnson8701]

Nobody wanted this, I also clicked on it immediately and watched the whole thing.

[@tenleeso10]

The Drag Race judges kinda ate, we need Michelle Visage if a season 4 ever happens or a queen like Monet

[@zachary3492]

Shanna backdoor PTSD 💔💔

[@diegoprodriguez]

All I needed to hear was Natalie Eva Marie is top 10

[@ZavidWebster]

My Rankings: 34. Anthony 33. Kattan 32. Metta 31. Joey 30. Ryan 29. Jonathan 28. Chuck 27. Mirai 26. Teddi 25. Keshia 24. Dina 23. Ricky 22. Todd 21. Shannon 20. Brandi 19. Lamar 18. Cynthia 17. Karson 16. Mark 15. Kato 14. Chris K. 13. Omarosa 12. Kandi 11. Tom 10. Natalie 9. James 8. Shanna 7. Marissa 6. Lolo 5. Tamar 4. Ariadna 3. Todrick 2. Ross 1. Meisha

[@grantgoffin4774]

I also think 3rd for Todrick is too high, although not as crazy as Ricky being 5th. Still he also had next to no jury winning prospects against anyone, which makes it hard to justify putting him that high. Someone who is virtually a goat can never be that high (3rd on a list of 33) no matter who impressive some aspects of their game play might be.

[@jalen8709]

You people always have an issue with the straight black man being a dominant player 🤣🤣🤣

[@grantgoffin4774]

@@jalen8709 You can come up with whatever ridiculous idea you want, but I always have an issue with someone with little to no win equity ranking high always. It is why I laugh at the people who rank Boston Rob high up on Survivor winner rankings when he literally only has 1 winning F3 combination out of the entire merge atleast (Phillip and Natalie, the 2 biggest goats ever). Atleast overrated Rob has 1 though, Ricky doesn't even have that, not even a single winning 2 no less.

[@cullerjones]

Ricky is way too high. He should be about 15th at best. Guy was the biggest goat as far as no win chances probably out of everyone on all 3 casts.

[@jalen8709]

You guys always always have a problem when the straight black man goes far and controls the strategy 🤣🤣🤣

[@cullerjones]

@@jalen8709 Controlled the strategy, LOL! Ricky did not control shit. So you already make no sense. He was bottom of an alliance, rode their coattails, and lucked his way to the end by others including his own allies being bigger threats/targets than him, and some timely comp wins. His strategy was to obey Lolo, Natalie, and Tamar.

[@grantgoffin4774]

This is one of your best lists. My biggest criticism by far though is Ricky Williams so high. Ricky Williams is a massive goat who probably did not have a single winning F2 out of the entire house. Despite that he doesn't even make the end the vast majority of the time either. I would not have him even in the top 12, and have no idea how low I might have him but 5th is crazy. LoLo 100% should be higher than him, and I can't stand her.

[@CraaazzzyDog]

and what if i said natalie eva marie should be above both lolo and ricky

[@grantgoffin4774]

@@CraaazzzyDog I wouldn't disagree probably. She was taken out directly over LoLo since she was seen as a bigger threat. 100% for sure over Ricky, and probably over LoLo.

[@grantgoffin4774]

I was about to complain about Mark being that high but unfortunately I can see the argument for it. If it was not for the ridiculous 4 towards 2 format he wins the game. In a Final 3 of himself, Ross, Melissa, Ross or he almost for sure wins head to head, especialy as Marissa who is weak in comps is never going to win HOH back to back. Ross has confirmed he takes Mark, even in the game itself he said it in confessionals, so he is not saying that just since now he sees he wound up losing to Marrisa his closest ally. Mark for sure takes Ross. And Ariadne was always the boot at 4 in any scenario except winning HOH or veto, so I guess she could still save herself by winning veto still, and not sure who out of Ross or Mark she boots then. But other than that we always for sure get a Ross vs Mark Final 2 where I am pretty sure Mark winds up winning. Albeit only due to the bitter jury. I hated his game though. People dump on Marissa's game but I still liked her game way better than Mark's, even though I didn't like the jury decision to give her the win over Ross. And in a Final 3 of Mark-Marissa-Ross, unfortunately there is a good chance Mark wins there too, although that is way more up in the air. All 3 probably get atleast 2 votes of the jurors.

[@someperson3883]

Best BB player from every state

[@Killixn_]

Great video and great list. I also had Ross at #1, but I didn't change it. I still have him there, but I see what you mean with his non-existent win equity. Because he's a main judge on RPDR, I know his personality so well, and I might be biased because of that. I love him, but that jury was never going to let him win 😭💀 *edit: You're right - not non-existent win equity, but definitely low!

[@grantgoffin4774]

I wouldn't say he had no win equity, but he had very low win equity. Still I would personally put Miesha over him, and possibly Tamar as well. People like Todrick and Ricky are examples of people put really high on this list (3rd and 5th) who truly had no jury win equity, and I really disagree with their rankings for that reason. Ross had low win equity, but not completely zero like Todrick and Ricky.

[@cullerjones]

@@grantgoffin4774 Ricky would have lost in a Final 2 against an overflowing toilet. The jury would have still voted for the toilet.

[@Minkeyman42069]

I wish you applied this philosophy more to your other big brother player rankings, where you are severely discounting people who made it far if it was completely unintentional. There r a ton of players in normal bb like these celebrities who r just along for the ride n don’t do anything and you r less harsh on that.

[@GenericRead1992]

Man i need to buy a membership

[@GenericRead1992]

Also, Tom Green is my favorite but i do agree with your assessment, shame, hes great TV.

[@iamkonner4813]

Metta World Peace, more like Metta World Beast