METAL GRASSHOPPER with Philip H. Anselmo + Dave Hill: Episode One "Origins"

Episode 1 "Origins": Metal god Philip H. Anselmo reluctantly agrees to share his heavy metal wisdom with delusional manchild Dave Hill.
Starring Philip H. Anselmo (Pantera, Down, Superjoint Ritual, The Illegals, etc.) and comedian Dave Hill. Directed by Chris Lee with Joe Randazzo. Written by Chris Lee, Dave Hill, and Phil Anselmo. Edited by Phil Costello.
www.philanselmo.com www.davehillonline.com

[@Excidium96]

"...Cuz if not, don't waste my time, you can walk on home boy!"

[@redpillgospel7452]

2:17 Phil's face: "you think you have anything on Dimebag?"

[@gustavocarrizo2979]

Phil is like a metal Shreck

[@eden2esthar]

Añuña damn.....now that I think about it, you're absolutely right

[@KRAPYBARA84]

Añuña haha

[@thequintessential5503]

Who is metal Fiona? Haley Williams or Maria Brink

[@billrobertjoe]

@@thequintessential5503 Hayley Williams is metal my ass

[@MrMetalclay]

Metal is love metal is life

[@Metatronix55]

Phils not a bad actor.. he looked like a natural.

[@c.f.pedraza4057]

Horror movies are his thing, and he and Darrell shot a few home movies (not Pantera home videos.) back in the day. Darrell wanted to be a film maker if rocking out didnt happen for him.

[@Merjedmedia]

He's been performing on stage since he was 16.. he's a frontman so its only natural he knows how to put on a show

[@billybatchelor2863]

He really did

[@alexfriedlander6064]

I mean he’s literally portraying himself

[@OGStinkywizzleteats]

This was actually a documentary.

[@HOUSECORERECORDS]

Thanks everyone! This was a whole shitload of fun to make, and really, to not be so damn serious was a blast. Gotta have a fucking sense of fucking humor!!!!! I hope Director Chris D. Lee gets all the crazed footage out to all of you! And HUGE props to Dave "The King of Metal" Hill… fucking dude took a good beating! And he's a very nice fellow. HA! Enjoy…. PHA '14

[@seventhskate]

so funnyXD

[@daveyboy8907]

Are you fucking kidding me ...Its Me ... HAIL TO THE KING "of the pillow and pill"

[@mankillsman]

Hilarious Stuff !!!!!!! Can't wait for more !

[@aavmarine1833]

Walk on home boy! Classic!

[@wps2013]

Love the video. Really awesome dude.

[@PookaLuka]

Phil seems like the type of dude where if a fan showed up at his house, he would invite you in and offer to make you grilled cheese and smoke a joint on the front porch.

[@RusstleDeeJimmie]

I thought I read somewhere a while back that Phil said he doesn't care if fans show up to his place.

[@Ramoa111]

yeah hahaha kind of like, ozzy

[@mariamg897]

RusstleDeeJimmie is it cool if i stay there forever? did he mentioned?

[@seancoats1241]

Its because he just loves to sit and bullshit with anybody and anything all while giving you shit. The ultimate drinking buddy. Phil seems like a pretty chill dude who seems at peace now.

[@avalondreaming1433]

Oh hell, Phil drives a Chevy?

[@russiandog4349]

4:12 - 4:13 "Walk on home boy"

[@caniget100subswithoutposti9]

Russian Dog omg I've seen u before on a different video

[@NICKHAM16]

"You really think you have what it takes to be heavy metal? 'Cause, if not, don't waste my time, you can walk on home boy." The Walk reference was clever

[@thrasherfan96]

I'm honestly starting to wonder how many people he gets coming to his house like this on a regular basis. haha

[@mariamg897]

thrasherfan96 same wonder..i will get there too soon or later lol

[@3oore]

Too many. I live in Louisiana. Just a town over from him. He's put up allot of security since years ago.

[@ziggylayneable]

Did you hear what happened in Texas to Dime & Stevie Ray Vaughan's grave? Somebody defaced them the other day. Assholes

[@epicgangerx]

@@mariamg897 🙃🌮🎎

[@nickc.lanides6220]

Phil in the '97 Chevy pickup, fuckin love it

[@AnEvolvingApe]

Man, I liked this... probably too much. Anselmo continues to surprise with an incredible acting performance here.

[@evilcowboy]

Gotta love the line "You can walk on home boy" lol.

[@AnEvolvingApe]

evilcowboy I like your username. \m/

[@AnEvolvingApe]

evilcowboy I just watched it again thanks to your reply... I can't believe how subtle and nuanced Anselmo's acting is here... the guy who plays Dave is alright as a comedic foil.

[@evilcowboy]

An Evolving Ape Thanks. A lot of people didn't get my user name stemmed from my original one (CowboyFromHell) and I just shortened it and threw the evil in front and thats what I came out with lol. Yeah I always liked Anselmo his acting is actually pretty good here. I could see him playing a bad guy in a movie very easily. He just has that kind of face. The Dave guy was funny because he got the whole thing down about someone trying to hard to be cool lmfao. \m/

[@AnEvolvingApe]

Holy fuck I would love to see Anselmo in a feature film as the anti-hero... someone has to write one... I'd write it myself if I came up with a good plot and some insane storyboard ideas for the action sequences.

[@BraggHimself86]

Am I the only one bothered by the fact that Dave left his marshall stacks and guitar unattended in the rain?

[@93notch44]

haahhaaaaaaa this got me to laugh

[@tuboqueser]

Jeff Bragg he pissed me off when he dropped the fucking amp!

[@DRC-of2ci]

When they fell over part of me died

[@TheMrericmichel]

When in pursuit of greatness and at ones masters doorstep, things like that don't matter! Respect the higher calling!

[@rwl6935]

He should have beat his ass.

[@khristiansingson6864]

dude, that house is basically a house size man cave lol best house ever

[@HvyMetal4Ever]

"if not, don't waste my time. You can walk on home boy!" FUCKING LOVE IT \m/

Philip H. looks like kratos by god of war!!!! hahaha

[@wolftooth281]

I love Phil's face at 2:17, had me fucking dying.

[@TheIcefreeze]

Why does Phil remind me of Shrek in this?

[@joshuaandmeepers7158]

Pick 3 my lord

[@codywhite1995]

“Get outta my swamp!”

[@mpkrprsnt]

''you can walk on home boy''

[@samwisegamgee1243]

Lmao the "walk on home boy" bit was freaking awesome!!!

[@alldaylong3052]

Nakkid Frodo

[@samwisegamgee1243]

Allday Long

[@mauriciotalavera7599]

You can walk on home boy

[@thrasherfan96]

I cringed when the jcm800 fell over

[@AZUKAR36]

"Walk on home boy" reference! I love it

[@whadatmowfdu7320]

9 years later and I still wanna know what’s in those 43 coolers on his porch.

[@TheMetalGrasshopper]

Metal Grasshopper Episode 3 coming out this Tuesday, Nov. 11th!

[@thebestofprankcalls]

fuck yes! \m/

[@Ramoa111]

cant wait!

[@Chromosome1919]

Rockin' with the man! Hell yes!

[@LJ23DW03]

Metal Grasshopper so y'all are doing this right in folsom? Who knew folsom could contain so much medal at one residential household.

[@jeffthebartender5879]

Metal Grasshopper you are awesome!

[@johnpotato4837]

'You can walk on home boy" 4:11 my favorite part.

[@aavmarine1833]

I cant wait to see the next one. I think theres an Oscar in Phil's future.

[@irenelorenzoh]

4:00 for a moment I imagined Phil quoting Regina George "Get in looser, we're going shopping"

[@claypool4208]

I'm obsessed with Phil's facial expressions and when he came to pick him up, I died! I loved this mini-series 😍

[@ChrisCarpenter-d5e]

claypool4208 He said "in the back asshole"

[@MatthewMcClellan]

This series is comic genius. Thank you all for the laughs.

[@ChrisJones-yu9rz]

@4:11 “You can walk on home, boy!” Only true Pantera fans will get the reference. 🤘

[@guitarguru.3572]

This made my year. Phil is heavy metal royalty. Everything he touches is gold as far as I’m concerned

[@DrEvil-nx3xx]

2:19 that needs to become a meme!

[@thechaotition4562]

2:18 his expression killed me.

[@jgrams66]

this is so great. we need full length feature on blu ray!

[@maskedman72]

I love Phil's WTF. Expression when the gtr starts. Please at some point post up all the bloopers and outtakes, there must be alot and i bet its funny as hell.

[@clicheguevara5282]

Never seen metal played on a semi-hollow guitar with a Bigsby and Jazzmaster pickups. Lol

[@joshschaefer3715]

phils bedroom xD

[@VashStarwind]

Dude this is SUCH GOLD. How have i never heard of this before? LOL

[@WretchedOne666]

Still watching this in 2024, i swear Phil is my spirit animal 😂😂😂

[@andrewanthony849]

"You could walk on home boy"

[@christhevancura9113]

That's the phil I remember! !

[@anthonyconvery4331]

chris the vancura you are so right, having a good time and not having to defend himself

[@hankcuntpunt7166]

this is so rad that Phil did this

[@mdmidiandesign]

This is awesome. Best series ever.

[@Joy-is-me]

Phil: "LEAVE!" Random dude: "Fine; maybe I will.." Phil: "Yeah perhaps you might better!!"

[@MetalHomeboyJay]

Cause if ya don't you can "Walk On Home Boy" xD

[@jonathanjanzen3109]

Dave Hill reminds me of Stevie from Eastbound and Down. I'm pleasantly surprised by this series. Good work.

[@brettd530]

"you can walk on home boy" Ha! I love it.

[@tylergust6839]

4:17 “You can..... walk on home, boy” 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@murfdog19]

Now, if Dave would have brought by a nice sack of green for ole' Phil, he would have fared better.

[@kyatzz]

You can walk on home boy.

[@megcook1829]

This is fucking fantastic, Phil u have acting chops loved it xx

[@upnorthvlogs]

Wish more episodes awesome

[@jonezzzyyy6192]

They need to do a metal grasshopper update

[@stevenforman3044]

great work... Thanks lots for sharing. 💞

[@projecta]

"you can walk on home boy"... ... so good!

[@Bangingyourmom]

Phil, fucking great work man! We're all with you, ROCK THE FUCK ON!

[@bruceborneman]

What a great fucking idea! Rock on!

[@kevinmoore9593]

God damn Phill get a new tail light! lol

[@johnsanuy]

Right on man! This is the first video I've seen and hope the numbers keep going up. Very funny in your own little way but to get the Godfather Metal singers to play along is worth it to keep coming back. Good job guys...

[@kerryfendley]

KZbin finally delivers. I love this series!

[@lethaldixie9750]

Best series ever. Phil is hilarious!

[@pietrotacconelli8311]

This still holds up 8 years later

[@mr.nervedamagegaming8050]

5:13 wait... when did giving head become a necessary part of becoming "heavy metal", xD.

[@TheDukeOfPannekoeken]

1:13 i spy a camera guy :D

[@psychosinical9374]

TheDukeOfPannekoeken the everloving friggin fuck

[@manano06]

Good eye dude

[@voteZDLR]

Every time that Marshall cabinet and head falls over the pit of my stomach sinks for a few seconds.

[@maskedman72]

this is awesome! can anyone tell me what band the music is from? it sounds bad ass.

[@TheMetalGrasshopper]

Thanks! All the music in this episode is from Philip H. Anselmo and the Illegals except for the closing credits, which is Eyehategod.

[@adrenochromejunkie]

Probably a little late to ask, but what is the eyehategod song in the credits?

[@rawbbingmysellph7464]

+Mister Babadook Probably a little late to answer but... it's "Medicine nose"

[@altrock86]

How does this not have millions of views? It's so funny. This should be a show I tv

[@kennyboy4401]

Hilarious, Phil is quality!!

[@jacklatta1890]

So freeking rad. I was at the pawn shop buying a Winchester and dude told me about this, like 2 weeks ago and I’m dying 😂😂😂

[@MeanGreene87]

I love how he’s got a bent in the side of his truck!

[@dariuszdomagala]

Good stuff! More please :-)

[@janteresadomagala1576]

Slusznie.

[@al3xplayzmc829]

when he dropped the Marshal, a part of me got hurt

[@wps2013]

Awesome video. Cant wait for the next episode.

[@heathervondrashenberg9668]

I’d go, I’d be nervous as all hell but I’d go

[@Espaul]

Instantly subscribed to be able to get notifications on any new episodes. Keep'em coming!

[@IvyWynd]

Love this so much!! Ssooo hilarious! Can't wait for more!

[@amfk8079]

DUDE THIS IS SO GOOD!

[@megcook1829]

Love this!!

[@EricWaterTruck]

Why I don’t find this til 6 years later? Great show!

[@diseaseguitar3520]

Phils' voice has so much heavy metal with all gain,compressssor and all that a heavy guitar needs ,in it

[@aspirativemusicproduction2135]

This cracked me up.

[@Harryjay6]

This is the best thing I've ever seen. I can't wait to super duper annoy my gf with it when she gets home. It's gonna be epic and she'll hate me even more than she already does.

[@xXMeganMansonXx]

I'm so glad this exists. 🔥💕

[@josephroman6268]

Phil does have a extremely deep voice

[@valkleinhans1]

Lol "you can walk on home, boy"

[@alexanderfaust4192]

I could feel the humidity through the screen. I'm from the south so I'm no stranger to it but goddamn NOLA is just on another level. God awful level of humidity.

[@Mozilafoxx]

"You can walk home, boy" 4:11 Yeeeeaaah!!

[@joshgriffiths3500]

2021 and I'm still coming back to this every now and again haha. Funny as fuck

[@a.j.leclair5426]

Dave: "Dont worry about me." Phil: "I'm not worried about you." 😅😅😅😅

[@bruth6138]

This are just what we need!

[@nitrojunkie9027]

"In the back asshole" ....fucking priceless

[@LeeJoRo]

That was fucking awesome. Cant wait for the rest

[@schprox]

This should get at least 100 million views

[@thundergod6173]

True story i was there in the woods watching. It was cool.

[@cosmickatamari]

Apparently I've driven by Phil's house about 60000 times and never knew it. Badass

[@ProphetForProfit]

I love how his bedroom is covered in upside down crosses.

[@johnstoner666]

this is thee best thing I've ever seen. THANK YOU *****

[@Erdei1980]

3:39 the look of a concerned father 😂

[@letsgoo506]

"Could you... get.. the..ever..loving..friggin'...fuck out of here" 🤘 but on another note.. im super pumped about the new Superjoint album on the way! Fuck yeahhh!

[@ChoctawNawtic4]

4:45

[@maskedman72]

Thanks, i will have to check it out. Cant wait for the next installment of this metal version of " kung fu".