METAL GRASSHOPPER with Philip H. Anselmo + Dave Hill: Episode One "Origins"

[@Excidium96]

"...Cuz if not, don't waste my time, you can walk on home boy!"

[@redpillgospel7452]

2:17 Phil's face: "you think you have anything on Dimebag?"

[@HOUSECORERECORDS]

Thanks everyone! This was a whole shitload of fun to make, and really, to not be so damn serious was a blast. Gotta have a fucking sense of fucking humor!!!!! I hope Director Chris D. Lee gets all the crazed footage out to all of you! And HUGE props to Dave "The King of Metal" Hill… fucking dude took a good beating! And he's a very nice fellow. HA! Enjoy…. PHA '14

[@seventhskate]

so funnyXD

[@daveyboy8907]

Are you fucking kidding me ...Its Me ... HAIL TO THE KING "of the pillow and pill"

[@mankillsman]

Hilarious Stuff !!!!!!! Can't wait for more !

[@aavmarine1833]

Walk on home boy! Classic!

[@wps2013]

Love the video. Really awesome dude.

[@Metatronix55]

Phils not a bad actor.. he looked like a natural.

[@c.f.pedraza4057]

Horror movies are his thing, and he and Darrell shot a few home movies (not Pantera home videos.) back in the day. Darrell wanted to be a film maker if rocking out didnt happen for him.

[@Merjedmedia]

He's been performing on stage since he was 16.. he's a frontman so its only natural he knows how to put on a show

[@billybatchelor2863]

He really did

[@alexfriedlander6064]

I mean he’s literally portraying himself

[@OGStinkywizzleteats]

This was actually a documentary.

[@gustavocarrizo2979]

Phil is like a metal Shreck

[@eden2esthar]

Añuña damn.....now that I think about it, you're absolutely right

[@KRAPYBARA84]

Añuña haha

[@thequintessential5503]

Who is metal Fiona? Haley Williams or Maria Brink

[@billrobertjoe]

@@thequintessential5503 Hayley Williams is metal my ass

[@MrMetalclay]

Metal is love metal is life

[@russiandog4349]

4:12 - 4:13 "Walk on home boy"

[@caniget100subswithoutposti9]

Russian Dog omg I've seen u before on a different video

[@NICKHAM16]

"You really think you have what it takes to be heavy metal? 'Cause, if not, don't waste my time, you can walk on home boy." The Walk reference was clever

[@AnEvolvingApe]

Man, I liked this... probably too much. Anselmo continues to surprise with an incredible acting performance here.

[@evilcowboy]

Gotta love the line "You can walk on home boy" lol.

[@AnEvolvingApe]

evilcowboy I like your username. \m/

[@AnEvolvingApe]

evilcowboy I just watched it again thanks to your reply... I can't believe how subtle and nuanced Anselmo's acting is here... the guy who plays Dave is alright as a comedic foil.

[@evilcowboy]

An Evolving Ape Thanks. A lot of people didn't get my user name stemmed from my original one (CowboyFromHell) and I just shortened it and threw the evil in front and thats what I came out with lol. Yeah I always liked Anselmo his acting is actually pretty good here. I could see him playing a bad guy in a movie very easily. He just has that kind of face. The Dave guy was funny because he got the whole thing down about someone trying to hard to be cool lmfao. \m/

[@AnEvolvingApe]

Holy fuck I would love to see Anselmo in a feature film as the anti-hero... someone has to write one... I'd write it myself if I came up with a good plot and some insane storyboard ideas for the action sequences.

[@PookaLuka]

Phil seems like the type of dude where if a fan showed up at his house, he would invite you in and offer to make you grilled cheese and smoke a joint on the front porch.

[@RusstleDeeJimmie]

I thought I read somewhere a while back that Phil said he doesn't care if fans show up to his place.

[@Ramoa111]

yeah hahaha kind of like, ozzy

[@mariamg897]

RusstleDeeJimmie is it cool if i stay there forever? did he mentioned?

[@seancoats1241]

Its because he just loves to sit and bullshit with anybody and anything all while giving you shit. The ultimate drinking buddy. Phil seems like a pretty chill dude who seems at peace now.

[@avalondreaming1433]

Oh hell, Phil drives a Chevy?

[@thrasherfan96]

I'm honestly starting to wonder how many people he gets coming to his house like this on a regular basis. haha

[@mariamg897]

thrasherfan96 same wonder..i will get there too soon or later lol

[@3oore]

Too many. I live in Louisiana. Just a town over from him. He's put up allot of security since years ago.

[@ziggylayneable]

Did you hear what happened in Texas to Dime & Stevie Ray Vaughan's grave? Somebody defaced them the other day. Assholes

[@epicgangerx]

@@mariamg897 🙃🌮🎎

[@nickc.lanides6220]

Phil in the '97 Chevy pickup, fuckin love it

Philip H. looks like kratos by god of war!!!! hahaha

[@khristiansingson6864]

dude, that house is basically a house size man cave lol best house ever

[@BraggHimself86]

Am I the only one bothered by the fact that Dave left his marshall stacks and guitar unattended in the rain?

[@93notch44]

haahhaaaaaaa this got me to laugh

[@tuboqueser]

Jeff Bragg he pissed me off when he dropped the fucking amp!

[@DRC-of2ci]

When they fell over part of me died

[@TheMrericmichel]

When in pursuit of greatness and at ones masters doorstep, things like that don't matter! Respect the higher calling!

[@rwl6935]

He should have beat his ass.

[@HvyMetal4Ever]

"if not, don't waste my time. You can walk on home boy!" FUCKING LOVE IT \m/

[@wolftooth281]

I love Phil's face at 2:17, had me fucking dying.

[@samwisegamgee1243]

Lmao the "walk on home boy" bit was freaking awesome!!!

[@alldaylong3052]

Nakkid Frodo

[@samwisegamgee1243]

Allday Long

[@TheIcefreeze]

Why does Phil remind me of Shrek in this?

[@joshuaandmeepers7158]

Pick 3 my lord

[@codywhite1995]

“Get outta my swamp!”

[@mauriciotalavera7599]

You can walk on home boy

[@TheMetalGrasshopper]

Metal Grasshopper Episode 3 coming out this Tuesday, Nov. 11th!

[@thebestofprankcalls]

fuck yes! \m/

[@Ramoa111]

cant wait!

[@Chromosome1919]

Rockin' with the man! Hell yes!

[@LJ23DW03]

Metal Grasshopper so y'all are doing this right in folsom? Who knew folsom could contain so much medal at one residential household.

[@jeffthebartender5879]

Metal Grasshopper you are awesome!

[@mpkrprsnt]

''you can walk on home boy''

[@whadatmowfdu7320]

9 years later and I still wanna know what’s in those 43 coolers on his porch.

[@thrasherfan96]

I cringed when the jcm800 fell over

[@AZUKAR36]

"Walk on home boy" reference! I love it

[@aavmarine1833]

I cant wait to see the next one. I think theres an Oscar in Phil's future.

[@irenelorenzoh]

4:00 for a moment I imagined Phil quoting Regina George "Get in looser, we're going shopping"

[@guitarguru.3572]

This made my year. Phil is heavy metal royalty. Everything he touches is gold as far as I’m concerned

[@johnpotato4837]

'You can walk on home boy" 4:11 my favorite part.

[@claypool4208]

I'm obsessed with Phil's facial expressions and when he came to pick him up, I died! I loved this mini-series 😍

[@ChrisCarpenter-d5e]

claypool4208 He said "in the back asshole"

[@jgrams66]

this is so great. we need full length feature on blu ray!

[@danchazier9115]

3:42 anyone know the name of that song?

[@baileycuervo]

Bedridden by Philip H. Anselmo and The Illegals

[@joshschaefer3715]

phils bedroom xD

[@hankcuntpunt7166]

this is so rad that Phil did this

[@murfdog19]

Now, if Dave would have brought by a nice sack of green for ole' Phil, he would have fared better.

[@DrEvil-nx3xx]

2:19 that needs to become a meme!

[@ChrisJones-yu9rz]

@4:11 “You can walk on home, boy!” Only true Pantera fans will get the reference. 🤘

[@mdmidiandesign]

This is awesome. Best series ever.

[@clicheguevara5282]

Never seen metal played on a semi-hollow guitar with a Bigsby and Jazzmaster pickups. Lol

[@christhevancura9113]

That's the phil I remember! !

[@anthonyconvery4331]

chris the vancura you are so right, having a good time and not having to defend himself

[@VashStarwind]

Dude this is SUCH GOLD. How have i never heard of this before? LOL

[@maskedman72]

I love Phil's WTF. Expression when the gtr starts. Please at some point post up all the bloopers and outtakes, there must be alot and i bet its funny as hell.

[@MetalHomeboyJay]

Cause if ya don't you can "Walk On Home Boy" xD

[@andrewanthony849]

"You could walk on home boy"

[@thechaotition4562]

2:18 his expression killed me.

[@kerryfendley]

KZbin finally delivers. I love this series!

[@jonathanjanzen3109]

Dave Hill reminds me of Stevie from Eastbound and Down. I'm pleasantly surprised by this series. Good work.

[@mr.nervedamagegaming8050]

5:13 wait... when did giving head become a necessary part of becoming "heavy metal", xD.

[@johnsanuy]

Right on man! This is the first video I've seen and hope the numbers keep going up. Very funny in your own little way but to get the Godfather Metal singers to play along is worth it to keep coming back. Good job guys...

[@voteZDLR]

Every time that Marshall cabinet and head falls over the pit of my stomach sinks for a few seconds.

[@brunoterrosa7465]

PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME THE SONG AT 4:50 PLEEEASE!!!!!!

[@slurpy6493]

it’s medicine noose by Eyehategod

[@maskedman72]

this is awesome! can anyone tell me what band the music is from? it sounds bad ass.

[@TheMetalGrasshopper]

Thanks! All the music in this episode is from Philip H. Anselmo and the Illegals except for the closing credits, which is Eyehategod.

[@adrenochromejunkie]

Probably a little late to ask, but what is the eyehategod song in the credits?

[@rawbbingmysellph7464]

+Mister Babadook Probably a little late to answer but... it's "Medicine nose"

[@brettd530]

"you can walk on home boy" Ha! I love it.

[@Espaul]

Instantly subscribed to be able to get notifications on any new episodes. Keep'em coming!

[@altrock86]

How does this not have millions of views? It's so funny. This should be a show I tv

[@MatthewMcClellan]

This series is comic genius. Thank you all for the laughs.

[@Kitty__Lazer]

Phil: "LEAVE!" Random dude: "Fine; maybe I will.." Phil: "Yeah perhaps you might better!!"

[@stevenforman3044]

great work... Thanks lots for sharing. 💞

[@kyatzz]

You can walk on home boy.

[@johnstoner666]

this is thee best thing I've ever seen. THANK YOU *****

[@EricWaterTruck]

Why I don’t find this til 6 years later? Great show!

[@TommyToboggan611]

DUDE THIS IS SO GOOD!

[@tylergust6839]

4:17 “You can..... walk on home, boy” 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@megcook1829]

This is fucking fantastic, Phil u have acting chops loved it xx

[@pietrotacconelli8311]

This still holds up 8 years later

[@lethaldixie9750]

Best series ever. Phil is hilarious!

[@FrozenMeatDisk]

anyone know the songs played at 3:42 and 4:30?

[@IvyWynd]

Love this so much!! Ssooo hilarious! Can't wait for more!

[@elcholo0986]

3:41 name of the song?

[@sanekx33]

I also can't find....

[@elcholo0986]

@@sanekx33 Phil Anselmo and the illegals - bedridden

[@cyorneon]

Is from his album Walk throught exits only

[@WretchedOne666]

Still watching this in 2024, i swear Phil is my spirit animal 😂😂😂

[@xXMeganMansonXx]

I'm so glad this exists. 🔥💕

[@7abian]

Whats the song starting at 03:34 ??

[@7abian]

and the closing track beeing played at 04:48 ?? thanks!

[@crazygoat85]

03:34 Anselmo and the Illegals - Bedridden

[@TheDukeOfPannekoeken]

1:13 i spy a camera guy :D

[@psychosinical9374]

TheDukeOfPannekoeken the everloving friggin fuck

[@manano06]

Good eye dude

[@wps2013]

Awesome video. Cant wait for the next episode.

[@lovelywolfy6211]

3:53 song?

[@jacobcolley9805]

Has anyone notice at 1:13 that someone is in the camera shot on the right side. Oops

[@schprox]

This should get at least 100 million views

[@orgazmatron6653]

whats the name of the song at 3:40? thanks in advance

[@jonezzzyyy6192]

They need to do a metal grasshopper update

[@bruth6138]

This are just what we need!

[@MrLewisFloydHenry]

Been waiting for this for a year or so< Can't wait to see more instalments. Looking forward to seeing Dave metal up some more , I mean he is pretty metal as it is, I'm sure Phil can dial it up.

[@projecta]

"you can walk on home boy"... ... so good!

[@xxxScrewFlandersxxx]

Someone plz tell me the song at 0:49

[@12exoduses]

What song was played at 3:30 ?

[@lukinius45]

The song at 0:50 - Warbeast Cryogenic Thawout, Album: Destroy

[@metalgab518]

Anyone know the name of the songs at :27 and 3:34?

[@boezerdieser]

both: Philip H. Anselmo and the Illegals - Bedridden

[@metalgab518]

thanks man!

[@heathervondrashenberg9668]

I’d go, I’d be nervous as all hell but I’d go

[@Harryjay6]

This is the best thing I've ever seen. I can't wait to super duper annoy my gf with it when she gets home. It's gonna be epic and she'll hate me even more than she already does.

[@jevecunningham]

What’s the song at 3:40

[@LeeJoRo]

That was fucking awesome. Cant wait for the rest

[@upnorthvlogs]

Wish more episodes awesome

[@valkleinhans1]

Lol "you can walk on home, boy"

[@kennyboy4401]

Hilarious, Phil is quality!!

[@megcook1829]

Love this!!

[@dariuszdomagala]

Good stuff! More please :-)

[@janteresadomagala1576]

Slusznie.

[@joshgriffiths3500]

2021 and I'm still coming back to this every now and again haha. Funny as fuck

[@maskedman72]

Thanks, i will have to check it out. Cant wait for the next installment of this metal version of " kung fu".

[@dibbo9264]

Phil Anselmo Is a fuckin legend And can some please tell me what song is the solo that Dave is play at 1.22 please

[@rybanberr2770]

MetalHead 92 erection. I mean eruption?

[@dibbo9264]

Ah Right thanks

[@JadePhoenix15]

I wish there were more episodes!So funny everytime

[@papascrodunk3765]

Song at 0:49?

[@TheMetalGrasshopper]

Check out this video on KZbin:

[@diseaseguitar3520]

Phils' voice has so much heavy metal with all gain,compressssor and all that a heavy guitar needs ,in it