Roseanne Barr Jackie Beat

Hilarious extra from Roseanne Barr's 2006 standup special: Blonde and Bitchin'.
Features Jackie Beat.

[@maha77]

We are approaching the 10 year anniversary of this Masterpiece. I can literally recite it word for word

[@NoddingAlong]

This was filmed in 2006 but was uploaded in 2013 on KZbin

[@Ivan-fm4eh]

Masterpiece is the right word. I watch it every few months and it never, ever gets old. The whole 2 days....tomorrow...of sobriety is 🫠

[@vibes7144]

I’ve watched this so many times

[@westley5735]

“How long have you been sober?” “Two days…tomorrow will be two days” ICONIC “everybody has that…when they drink”

[@Mrdaylahoyya]

I can't even! My favorite quotes: Jackie: "I did cover the scars." lol Next quote was in regards to contouring Roseannes jaw line. Jackie: I'm just wondering whether we should go with a dark brown or full on black."Jackie: "It doesn't matter!" lol Jackie: "Now let's slap some grease paint on this mess!" lol This and countless others. Simple and hysterically funny!

[@onmytelephone]

"Cant work on your face when you're yappin"

[@Gayoinion]

A hidden gem honestly

[@andrewjones9991]

2:55 where Jackie says "let me see" and looks in the mirror with Rosanne and just start touching herself up. BWHAHAHA genius.

[@RodneyDodson]

I’ve seen this so many times and it still makes me laugh!

[@softbatch1]

When I sit down to do my makeup I always say "now let's slap some grease paint on this mess" thanks to this 🤣🤣💄

[@donallynch1689]

Even Roseanne lost it for a second at that line. So hilarious.

[@amybee2660]

Me too! 😂

[@donallynch1689]

I love how even Roseanne can't hold in the laughter at "let's slap some greasepaint on this mess"

[@contrabassoon]

All improvised! Roseanne's reactions are real

[@bernieo7783]

If I want a good laugh... I watch this. Jackie's body language ... when ...just slightly, bends his knees at the right moments...The whole thing cracks me up.. Love ya

[@Ivan-fm4eh]

Literally a comedic genius. This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.

[@FunInTheSun8]

Forever on loop in my heart and head.

[@robnlynchburgvaable]

2 days.... tomorrow....LOL!!!!!

[@infernalrakket1]

Interesting herstory: Jackie Beat is a well-known comedy writer and wrote Roseanne's bit for her roast.

[@erikm8372]

And she wrote jokes for an episode or two for Joan Rivers on Fashion Police! Apparently Joan wanted Jackie and her manager to meet her alone at her house, rather than the E! Studio offices in LA. Jackie said most of the shit they came up with could never be aired publicly! I wouldn’t expect anything less!

[@JsRf13]

Jackie Beat is a fucking comedic genius.

[@nicksurfs1]

She wrote a lot for Roseanne and Joan. She’s incredible!

[@Ivan-fm4eh]

Probably the funniest person alive. Why doesn't she have her own show?! Is Ru afraid of having her on RDR?

[@vibes7144]

My favorite quote is “It’s not about you, or AA”. For some reason that runs through my mind every week.

[@Jamesfisher0000]

This has got to be the funniest thing I've ever seen or heard ❤️😂😂😂😂I just got in recovery two days ago!

[@crlewis]

Oh I hate recovery

[@Ivan-fm4eh]

@@crlewis i do too

[@mattiemadison1234]

I love Jackie! Lmao

[@ryankphd]

Perhaps that could be your next book ... "I don't mean to be rude" 😂

[@crlewis]

Ryan N. Keene I’m just here to look good for MY SHOW

[@darilynmonstone7510]

Maybe you were just born that way lmaoooooo

[@_noahrh]

Let's slap some grease-paint on this mess

[@deaddancers1]

This was the best 6 minutes

[@angeladelacecina8435]

Sasha Belle really improved.

[@mexikunt]

Angel Belau oh my god I just said the same thing without seeing your comment lmao glad I'm not the only one

[@randomUsername1234]

The shaaaaade

[@AzzizaNaomi]

Irony and Ivory sent me here and I’m so glad they did!

[@atlasshrugged2u]

I'm not quite sure why, but I just love, love love Roseanne! And I wish her all the happiness in the world!

[@ScarlettHarlett]

YOU BETTER DO IT! Make America laugh. pause to remember her name.. LADY. 😂

[@allanacevedo2580]

I'm here because of Very Delta. Thank you.

[@dharam149]

🔸🔸🔸same🔸🔸🔸

[@againstthepods4316]

which episode of vera delta??? someone please tell me or I will have a major breakdown.

[@Fantasimir]

damn! thank you for that gem

[@elijahm1315]

“Can I get a good look at that area” 😅😅😅😅

[@ShaneTallon88]

“You’d stop payment on the check… faster than you can say cirquedusoliel” 😂

[@nathanielhansen7835]

Now lets slap some grease paint on this mess!!!! ICONIC

[@stevenroby1667]

you can tell they really like each others talent probably watched this 20 times over last few years has this been edited I remember it being longer

[@markmcknight2467]

EVERYBODY has that. . . WHEN THEY DRINK! OMG!

[@courtneyw.6456]

Oh my gosh. This is awesome! Thank you for the giggles!

[@destineydevereux4722]

I'm so proud of Jackie Beat, I remember how she looked at the original Wigstock,,, she's come a looonngg way!!💋

[@jorshcub9294]

This is gold!!!

[@ds7616]

“Let me get a good look at that area...”

[@crlewis]

Derick Schultz like Jackie is surveying a 🚧 construction site 🚧

[@donallynch1689]

Like it's a bomb site

[@gazpipe916]

the acting is perfection, you already knew each other

[@CamnayR24]

This was the best! LOL I love Roseanne!

[@dododimitrov9657]

omg hahaha i can't stop the tears

[@antonhaq3503]

So good

[@missmex7876]

Hey queen!!! That's where I came from. Well 'look at huh'. Love Jackie!!

[@ANDREA-kk2gx]

This was hilarious!!

[@WhimsicalNessa]

I love Jackie. 😂

[@juliepeterson6639]

Nothing better than this!

[@kidstrangler]

I love it!!

[@triffus]

Iconic

[@dharam149]

Jackie😂 my Gwad😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lanadelgay9092]

me doing my grandmas makeup only she would say i still put too much

[@Laura-kg9le]

"I covered the scars" lol

[@gagtinker1756]

I LOVE JACKIE

[@christownsend7552]

Everyone has it…when they drink.

[@vashnanerada8757]

These 2 work so well with each other we got a icon roseanne an drag star Jackie. An this was ad-lib.. So funny

[@kidstrangler]

Thank you so much!!!;

[@darilynmonstone7510]

This is hilarious

[@beefyben]

"You said natural"

[@mattmayo3539]

After learning Jackie worked with Roseanne I had to fine something. This is hilarious.

[@westley5735]

It’s not about you it’s not about AA and any other shit it’s about me

[@tjames9698]

All of this is ad-libbed, btw.

[@billyboylb]

Freakin' hilarious.

[@tatdude0127]

i love Jackie

[@lauraperez9361]

This is my asmr

[@joserosellojr]

The scar bit 😭 akways gets me

[@alexanderrickert1101]

Im in Love with Jackie Beat, seriously. And I adore Roseanne.

[@edlangham5008]

I did cover the scars lol

[@cornholio5318]

This was so funny. What is this from?

[@crlewis]

Your kinda what do you call it OUTGOING ...I hate that

[@TenleyAtwood]

This is particularly enjoyable after her last special. After the cancellation. Oooo boy she went off the rails. 😂

[@stephensmith2323]

Rosanne looks great

[@MsCreole00]

LMAO this is hilarious.

[@pedrojimenez1054]

LOLOLOL LOVE THIS

[@mrlabutler]

I did cover the scars…. 😂😂

[@chazb1660]

“SHHHHHH!!! C’mon. 🤣

[@Littleathquakes]

I like Jackie’s make up here.

[@lokisfriend]

Love love love Roseanne

[@markmcknight2467]

‘Look at me, right here. UGH! NO! It looks good! I can fix that’!

[@alicianason-yf8sc]

I love you Roseanne!

[@fajarsetiawan8665]

despite the scandal she faced now. I really loved her. My hate for her might escalate quite, but I can't deny that she is an amazing comedienne.

[@forest_green]

God how far that old battleaxe has fallen.

[@Talentedtadpole]

Hey, don't be rude about Jackie!

[@amybee2660]

Shave your pits.

[@mexikunt]

For a second I thought this was Sasha Belle.

[@laurabowels5804]

Flazé Da ugly comment.....

[@Cerulean0987]

How long before Roseanne went full-on MAGA cray-cray was this filmed?

[@PhilAlumb]

Roseanne 's reactions are what's funny. Jackie Beat is over the top begging for laughs BUT Roseanne does the heavy lifting in this scene.

[@againstthepods4316]

They’re both very funny and make the sketch work. Why compare them honey? It’s a team effort.

[@gazpipe916]

nice to laugh

[@JulioMartinez-tu9pe]

Me whenever I see some sexy dude in sweatpants...2:05

[@dharam149]

😂

[@mikeymasters8459]

Now she probably thinks you drink baby blood Jackie 😂

[@dchatmon2277]

😂😂😂😂😂⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏✔✔💯💙💙 give me life!

[@demon2051]

You said natural 😕

[@Chris73388]

LMFAO

[@stojadinovicdushan]

“I can fix that”

[@crlewis]

Roseanne did say natural

[@pbooful]

Is this real? 😂😂😂😂

[@vashnanerada8757]

Roseanne should write a series SHE an owner of a small club that's going under so she takes a silent partner in the business. An thwy start doing drag acts. An it becomes successful it be hilarious full of drama.. Fun hatred emotional drag Queens. The holl works. It be a hit.. I'm telling you... An Jackie could be her silent partner to bail her out. An they become friends over time.. That Would be hilarious... My idea remember that...

[@alexanderrickert1101]

Yes yes yes

[@dp562]

what the fuck!!! so random!!! but how funny was that????

[@applejuice7648]

Was this real lol?

[@shawnlong4039]

What happened to this Roseanne? While she has never been a "looker", she conveyed humanity and even sanity in this clip. Even if she pulled off her best acting performance in a lifetime, she couldn't do that today!

[@againstthepods4316]

Over the top super sensitive social media warriors happened.

[@shawnlong4039]

@@againstthepods4316 It's not over the top SMW's, it's the moronic right and their mental health and cult.

[@60scinema]

This is hilarious and I (used to) love Roseanne but I have to say she does not look good with blonde hair…at all. 😬

[@NostaIgiaJunkie]

Sad her and Jackie Beat had a falling out....

[@justynjonn]

Did they really? Too bad. Probably over some stupid political BS!

[@thaliarubio4087]

YES JACKIE BEAT GOT TDS and ROSEANNE woke up.

[@nailartguy3363]

@@thaliarubio4087 And now Roseanne was fired from her own show and Trump has been indicted. 😂

[@katnip6289]

WTFWT

[@theimaginarygallery5935]

MK Ultra !

[@Garkenrat]

Roseanne before her mind turned to mush.

[@Tictacsizesoul]

What r u talking, I’ve seen her w the Blair White podcast n she’s fine

[@MaxxavierSantiagoResto]

This was before she went cuckoo? I mean Roseanne- we already know the Lady Jackie Beat is one strap short of a Str8 Jacket! And if it was I’m sure this situation contributed to Roseanne’s insanity. lol

[@happygayconservative9403]

That freak in the wig . . . is frightening.

[@Myplop]

Don't talk bout my Roseanne like dat

[@missmex7876]

Happy Gay Conservative hey!!! That 'freak' has a name!! It's roaseanne!!

[@happygayconservative9403]

miss mex I'm talking about the drag queen, not Rosie!

[@LMedici]

+Happy Gay Conservative That was the joke, dumbass.