Bill Burr - Bill Feels Like A Moron

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[@E-Chap]

Enjoying a beer, playing some fallout 4, and listening to bill burr. Perfect day off!

[@flukislucas]

+Agent 00Awesome Thats exactly what I'm doing now hahah. Minus the beer but a nice Sunday morning non the less

[@joey_ferrari24]

Replace beer with Vicodin and you got yourself a dream come true, heaven on earth, etc....

[@gregmattes2119]

Agent 00Awesome same😂😂😂

[@soloinaeternumodium7841]

Agent 00Awesome dude lol exactly the same except I’m playing division lol

[@348frank348]

hell to the fucking yea. world of tanks for me 🤤🤤

[@robbyv101]

I love how he keeps referring to the key as "magic"

[@ericcordeau8261]

Bill....Why are you going to Indianapolis?

[@larrymcjones]

“I hope you try something!”

[@mattludlam2194]

I'm like Bill. Anything like that, car keys, weird door knobs, confusing gates, weird locks, secret buttons, anything a normal person can logically work out in 10 seconds, takes me 4 hours.

[@Piatasify]

Knowing your limitations makes you smarter than most people, Bill. Keep your chin up.

[@scottshanahan3827]

I don't think I've ever heard Bill Burr badmouth another comic. He has to be one of the most supportive guys in comedy right now and really seems to appreciate his audience and colleagues.

[@verticalhorizon4633]

+Scott Shanahan He bullshits for an hour, and earns a lot more than you. What's not to like?

[@sayville_silver]

+Scott Shanahan I do believe he is not a fan of hardwick.

[@glennyeah]

+3Way Entertainment source? im not being a dick i just wanna hear him talk about hardwick lol

[@sayville_silver]

I was just thinking who would run around with a backpack.. and he is the biggest nerd comic atm

[@conjandysecurity]

+fenrirdies carlos mencia is not a comedian.

[@MarketResearchReading114]

Patrice was a good shit, I'm glad you guys are doing something like this for the guys family.

[@SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

It's so sad that Patrice O'Neil passed. It's a loss to the world. We were all better off with him amongst us.

[@leapyear9460]

My Gawd this had me in STICHES! Thx for sharing your struggles, I am not alone!!

[@MilkT0ast]

I don’t smoke cigars, but damn his descriptions make me wanna start.

[@Wormweed]

i have adhd, and i can relate to this! Not the key part, but the rest of it.

[@aluisious]

"Those people who you go back to see them a year or two later and their act hasn't changed at all." Shots fired, Adam Carolla. God did his shit get old.

[@koxkola]

There there Bill

[@babasemka]

The flower thing got me the hardest, I can't lie! I'm stealing that shit!

[@michaelpehr3601]

2nd most hilarious clip I’ve heard on this channel

[@Vaporvice84]

Loll @5:35'Hey...what's that there?"

[@elainebenes3068]

Hilarious Bill, technology 😂

[@willylegend]

What MM Podcast episode is this from??? I want to know because he says some stuff about "last week" :S

[@Chrisocrat]

Ha! Key vaj!

[@grimreminder5038]

I had that same reaction when I found out about ADD in highschool xD

[@Hologue]

I worked in car rental for 3 years. Not a day went by that someone didn't have to come and ask this very question. "Where the hell is the key???"

[@kobiyashimaru7425]

Rip to the Don: Patrice Oneal

[@Twobarpsi]

This is epic!

[@mooselordflanz3392]

What the fuck did i do to deserve this hahahaha

Nothing is worse than the fact Patrice is gone.

[@anderson-kj3zs]

damn bill. i feel the same way. i cant be dumb. lol

[@victorcastillo4838]

10:48 LMFAOOOOOOO

[@jaydavids6485]

he always doing the Archie bunker impersonations... haha

[@wavecycle]

Levels are good...

[@graysonhoward1562]

As a Catholic, I believe people saying Jesus Christ in vain is a sin. Unless that person is Bill Burr, then it’s all good.

[@Niffumable]

Cool story, bro

[@theadamblock]

I've made that same drive... got stuck in mud

[@YuriTardid]

I think I'm pretty averagely smart but I would've never figured out that magic key thing either

[@XThexXTank]

Yeah fuck those keys.

[@setinahugh9182]

Its like itsi mitsi spider. No drano lucky four kitty born loving the life. Butt for uranus I HAVE TO DO ALL THE FUCKING WORK....I WANTED TO DRIVE LIKE CHURCH ON JACK...they killed Jill on the take down. By the way the playroom dance from church was....AMAZING!

[@roddy2body]

Has Bill ever done a gig with Doug Stanhope ?

[@tetdgjk]

There's podcasts

[@refocusbeyond3514]

Can someone please make a “Ole Geezus” montage

[@rebecca7410]

They did! Here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/onrJZItqZZiefpI

[@bigmikeobama523]

is this about buying a jaguar?

[@dorisfaust8965]

P.S. ADHD CAN BE A GIFT!

[@AntonSlavik]

I can see myself in the key situation. It's really a ridiculous design. What if it breaks?

[@dorisfaust8965]

The first month is the worst.!!! I am two and a half months without tobacco. Still craving...arghh. years without alcohol-out grew it. 69yr old woman. Decades without blow (deviated nose). I quit to hangglide. And have a child.! Just get more STUBBORN than you are addicted. You can beat it! I have discovered THC Root beer to chill me out.

[@setinahugh9182]

Yes Bill I tell you for spirit brother you are a good FUCKING man. Talk to but limit to the free GABRIELLE Hugh/small knife. My fam gives you NASA PROPS

[@ArchNemesis314]

Lawrence!? Only (slur)'s and sailer's are called lawrence, from now on you are private pile

[@ericcordeau8261]

Bill....Why are you going to Indianapolis?