England Bans Catholicism: The Toast, Tuesday, January 14th, 2025

[@liz_lauren]

I wouldn’t wish a Harry jowsey set up on my worst enemy

[@KathyRobles1127]

I was just gonna comment this!!! Harry is the worst for anyone and has treated every single one of his girlfriends horribly. Protect Sabrina!

[@Rachel_263]

Ewwwwww Sabrina deserves better than Harry🤮🤮🤮 how dare you. That's honestly the craziest take I've ever heard.

[@JenLauren]

YOU GUYS NAILED THE HEART!!!!!!!

[@morgjt]

Jackie I’m obsessed with you using your notebook!!!

[@madeleinetemplet7967]

I heard someone say if someone says something rude to you, you should say “wow that’s an embarrassing thing to say out loud.” Love that. To the girl with the MIL.

[@danielamaria14]

hilary duff did sing bush's inauguration and she slayed! I just found out too

[@AshleyShane]

My cousin ran the event Jackie and Olivia went to last night! So happy to hear that Jackie loved it!

[@vdcae0611]

I’m with Claudia. I’m over the suffering Olympics. WE GET IT!!!

[@brookevics9999]

As a preggo with a toddler rn, I totally agree!! I remember ppl telling me “just wait til you have to chase a toddler around whilst preggo”; I remember feeling so crappy like thanks so my exhaustion is null and void…? But as a swirly, I would neverrrr do that to someone who is creating organs

[@vdcae0611]

@ yesss. Like maybe let’s shift to saying “just wait till you have two, it’ll be the best time watching them meet and grow up together” to women that choose to have more kids!!! So over people making everything the negative suffering Olympics!

[@MyDlg123]

Being impressed by Harry Jowsey is crazyyyyy lol

[@ivymason8443]

I’ve been watching your guys’ tik toks forever and so glad to have finally treked my way to the KZbin - ily!

[@laurennichole9472]

Now why would we set up Sabriner with harry of all ppl

[@_msmagic]

Claudia's reaction to Jackie talking about manifesting was too funny. These ladies don't realize it, but they are both already manifesting queens. 👑👑

[@rochelb]

Died from dear toasters… ‘Dear Good Guys’ 😂😂😂

[@wafflepizza8243]

being granola and making your own yogurt does not equate to trump supporter for me lol but aligns with the jackie of it all

[@erin3587]

weren't the original yogurt-making granola people the hippie liberals? The idea that theres a connection between being granola and trump is comical. There are clips of him like praising mcdonalds and him not believing its bad for u lol

[@beccabarrick9187]

No literally this was a wild comparison to make 😭 like wut

[@sierraking2598]

No it literally didn’t make any sense lmao that’s just how she sees Jackie

[@pastashells97]

It’s because she lives in her own tiny privileged world and doesn’t know what is actually going on in the world lol

[@Joaqnna]

They must be unaware of Harry’s behavior with Jess on that show. They love her and he was like ew gross disgusting in his duplicitous behavior

[@urgirlpriscilla]

claudia is so freaking hilarious "Cool Cool, Control Z" im crying 😂😂

[@JackieOstick]

You got the heart!!!!

[@isabellaparis19]

The last dear toaster should get the mother in law REALLLY small sizes in clothes then gift them for Christmas and her birthday. Buy her an xxxsmall shirt

[@JaazzzMaaadd]

“Katy Perry China” is killlllllling me 💀

[@jabjab00]

I don’t celebrate Tuesdays… or acknowledge any days of the week, I’m a stay at home mom 😂

[@_TG644]

Girl I’m with you 😂 The toast is the only reason I know what day it is

[@heathrrose]

I’m a healthcare worker who often works weekends so I will always refer to my last day of work as “my Friday” or my first day of work as “my Monday” so I don’t totally conform to the days of the week!

[@CatieWelsh]

Not me spending the last 44 minutes waiting for the story about England banning Catholicism LOL 😂 44:28

[@luciaskitchen95]

Turdy Im pregnant with my fourth and my oldest is 3. I would never say that to a person in their first pregnancy. It’s never easy

[@daniellestein9738]

CORRECTION: Hilary Duff DID sing at. bush's inauguration!!!

[@jordangershaw]

I was confused if this was todays episode since it was 2024 lol

[@Antiheroicas]

2025

[@anastasiabassett925]

I looooved Ina's memior (audiobook recommended since she's the one reading it) & the title totally makes sense by the end! :) highly suggest, I think you swirlies would love. Definitely Jax coded

[@tiffanylorente-pazos5623]

Please clip the commentary on Shawna at the end. She will literally freak out and likely make a video on the sweater for this Dear Toaster.

[@dahliapodolak2144]

Love your outfit Jaqueline

Ugh can we not forget Beyoncés husband is being accused of some SERIOUSLY heinous crimes. And I don’t want to give these 2 any good press! Period!

[@mandymac12]

Wait - what’s the Carrie Underwood family lore?

[@xoxoneil]

As someone named Shauna I’m not going to lie it brought me soooo much joy hearing my name so much from the swirlies today 😂

[@megsidbury1472]

you got the heart!!! 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

[@alw8730]

They way I would RIOT if Sabrina dates Harry Jowsey. She could do infinitely better

[@ameliaazer5846]

Why are they over Ms. Rachel?

[@Gossipgirl1O23]

Wait did I miss something why doesn't Jackie like Miss Rachel I thought she used to talk about how her kids watched her all the time??

[@Glav0126]

I think it has to do with Gaza

[@ameliaazer5846]

@@Glav0126oh no that would be so sad. Children everywhere are just children. All kids are obsessed with her

[@darbywinston]

Some feel Ms. Rachel went woke

[@brookevics9999]

Their sister talk always reminds of how much Turdy hates change and has put her sisters in boxes in which she cannot remove them from 😂

[@taylajade7614]

On the calling mommy and daddy. I’m someone that still does this 😂 I tell my friends that the reason I think I personally do is that I was raised by my grandparents so when I left my mothers she was mommy and I never got to grow into the “mom” word since I wasn’t living there, so it’s always felt so normal to me!

[@ClaireDickson-nl1ok]

“The dog is named alloy or something”💀

[@stephaniepestak]

Can we add the “Just Wait” community to the shut up list 😭 I will go out of my way or even correct myself if I accidentally say just wait to a new or pregnant mom

[@morgjt]

Now this is some click bait!!! Proud of you girlys. 🫶🏻

[@kiahhinojosa3278]

If Elon buys TikTok would Jackie O become a TikTok swirly? 👀

[@Seasaw81]

It wouldn’t even matter if she did, he would ruin it the way he did Twitter and everyone would leave it.

[@Jrt7399]

Hillary duff did sing Come Clean!

[@Cassie-pt7mt]

Like... in the 1500's. Duh. The whole reason that England has the Windsors is because the line had to go to the next Protestant in line. That happened when Anne died and George I became King in 1714.

[@Presmelb]

Timestamps for Catholicism??!

[@erin3587]

43:42 Its about a tiktok account that writes headlines if it were hundereds of years ago - i.e. "England to ban catholicism" b/c at one point that was historically happening

[@mchristinexo]

Ok but calling your parents mommy and daddy as an adult is weird…..

[@_msmagic]

I have a children's learning channel if you are looking for someone new for the kids! I've been a Toaster since 2017 when it was the morning breath.

[@793matt]

God loves y'all

[@virginialaskowski8540]

no this is crazy i’m like shook jaw on the ground

[@allysonjones8524]

She shouldn’t be worried about him calling them mommy and daddy, I’d be more worried if they were on first name basis that’s all that I got to say👏🏼

[@oajenikoko]

mommy and daddy is sometimes cultural. I am Nigerian(African) and everyone calls their parents mommy and daddy

[@zacha4616]

That Kelly Clarkson inauguration performance was stunning. And LIVE, unlike Beyoncé’s national anthem which was lip synched shortly after on the same stage.

[@JenniferFrench-h7m]

Name drop Jackie o.... we know it's Mary orton!

[@kristinesnyder2187]

Yeah Claudia...Mommy and Daddy is really weird to say as an adult 🥴

[@t_luke95]

50:43 it’s actually Lana Del Ray’s next album

[@tiffanylorente-pazos5623]

Regarding the Katy Perry China account -- some "fans" are actually lowkey haters.

[@Alexandra-dp3jo]

Claudia’s new laugh sounds like Olivia’s !!!

[@brielynn1275]

Jessica Simpson split from her husband a long time ago. Old news.

[@NearlyEnlightened]

Sabrina and Harry would be like Travis and Taylor and I sooooooo ship

[@Mstiramisu22]

To the toaster with the pjom boyfriend I agree it’s an ick if he reverts to a child when he’s with his parents- maybe just gently point it out he should make his own sandwiches and make for others too.

[@jacquelinenie9472]

It feeeels like Beyoncé postponed thee announcement bc she was about to ask people for money lol

What’s the Carrie underwood family tea?!

[@sadiesweird]

Really a slow news week… the mahomes baby… really…

[@christinek9197]

As a Paige fan I’m surprised she wanted to do her first date out in the open like that. But I love the eagles support so whatevs

[@asiff098]

There is no way that was her first date with him..... I don't know if she said it was.... but I don't think she would ever go to a game as first date. I think they are in a relationship, just my opinion. When she announced they split on her podcast I thought she sounded like her had found a new guy.... she sounded giddy. Again don't know anything, never paid attention to the rumours but 2+2 = sock in this case.

[@leaddin]

i highly doubt she is in a relationship with this man. who would say no to a free game in a box??

[@Ally616]

💯 THIS! Also didn’t he break up with his fiancé in Nov, and Paige broke up with Craig mid Dec. Something is fishy, just wish she wasn’t one of those people who has to have their next relationship lined ho before she breaks up, but I think she is 🤷‍♀️

[@asiff098]

@@Ally616 yeah she totally is one of those people!!!

[@asiff098]

@ Yeah she's totally one of those people. I knew there was no way she could be single, form the way she sounded on her podcast....

[@nataliesulaiman7119]

Love Carrie underwood even more now ❤

[@daniosborne8134]

I’m surprised they didn’t mention wildfire that’s happening in 🇺🇸; just sayin’⁉️‼️❗️👋🏻😯🤔😟😕🔥😌😎✌🏻🫶🏻🇨🇦💫

[@kateporter2071]

They’ve mentioned it on multiple other episodes, they also touched on it with the Beyoncé story?

[@emilywhite5927]

Anyone else notice how especially pargy Jackie’s makeup has been recently?

[@MaryGirl95]

I was way more sick with my first pregnancy than my second so I get it.

[@lnsnackers]

Wait the heart was good today! 🫶🏼 A little spacious, but linear! Lmao

[@gia9815]

Jax can you link your fit on your instagram