Really Flaubert?: The Toast, Wednesday, June 12th, 2024

1. Ariana Grande Says 'Environment Needs to Be Made Safer' for Kids in the Industry, Believes Therapy Should be Mandatory (PEOPLE) (29:48)
2. The 1975's Matty Healy Engaged to Model Gabbriette Bechtel (PEOPLE) (40:20)
3. Travis Kelce says he 'thoroughly' enjoys cooking with Taylor Swift (Page Six) (43:53)
4. 'RHONY' alum Carole Radziwill claps back at 'nasty' Andy Cohen after he outs her as anonymous source (Page Six) (56:20)
5. Kevin Jonas undergoes surgery to remove skin cancer (Page Six) (1:01:52)
- Dear Toasters Advice Segment (1:07:47)
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[@minimalist1234]

I wish you all would share as many stories about Harry and Charlie as you do Mikaela. We don't know anything about their personalities, but I feel like I know the exact type of kid Mikaela is 😂

[@user-wp5hd1ze4f]

"I can't complain about having a lot on my plate when my goal was to eat."

[@tiffany117]

wooooooo damn

[@cheyennegregg7336]

LOVE THIS

[@cindycastles8364]

Fire flames.

[@natedixon6225]

Jackie totally doesn’t put her cart back 😂

[@emilynewhouse7748]

Jax’s history lessons are educating me more than my HS history classes 🫶🏼

[@alyssaaldridge2229]

The shopping cart theory actually shows someone’s work ethic.

[@cassandrabullock1977]

I agree with the shopping cart theory take but there’s a special kind of evil for people who leave it in a parking spot that prevents other cars from parking without moving it

[@cathleenalexis]

Just came here to say I was listening audio only and at 1:16 when you two are laughing off of one another and can’t stop, I laughed with you. That is one of my life’s favorite gifts is when my sisters and I cannot stop rolling off of one another’s laughs. 😭❤️💕

[@Brittany-tk8si]

"i joined an emcampment and i can't get out" hahahaha i'm crying

[@user-qm6ih7cw3u]

“Discipline is the highest form of self love”

[@Jhuff52]

The cart theory shows their true character as in, idealisticly putting your cart away there is no actual reward and not putting it away there is no actual consequence, that is what the theory is based on what will a person do when the right thing isn’t rewarded or “wrong thing” has no consequences

[@hopedennis2857]

deja vu is so crazy for me and i’ll notice that every little detail about the situation (my thoughts, the show on tv, etc) is the exact same as my “vision”

[@erock937]

It’s giving that’s so raven 😂

[@saraburlew9642]

Turdy you will LOVE Miracle! And it has the B&W credits with real facts about all the charectors!!

[@tylerlanthorne]

Jackie’s tan is slaying the house down !!!!

[@stephaniepestak]

booooots

[@____jayrose]

“I joined an encampment and don’t know how to get out” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@parissoliman7215]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 when I think of gen z I just think of encampments 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@____jayrose]

@@parissoliman7215 😂😂😂😂

[@AriannH3]

I was anticipating the long laughter and it hit me so hard I didnt even see it coming CRYING DEAD

[@allimerrill6808]

“Treat others how Chick-fil-A treats you”

[@____jayrose]

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." - ALBERT EINSTEIN

[@tiffany117]

OMG!!!! YES

[@ameliabridges1054]

Turdy PLEASE watch Unbroken! At the end it has real pictures and more info about them. It’s a masterpiece

[@PerryPerryCC]

hahaha omg the encampment - I am so happy you left the laugh in! cuties!

[@asiff098]

Travis was say ing she makes a mean pop tart as in she puts it in the toaster. As in she doesn't' t cook, she puts things in the toaster, he wasn't saying she makes them from scratch.

[@reneemelnyk1866]

I don't have any kids yet, but my siblings and I definitely repeat stuff that my nieces and nephews have said as kids, and even stuff we used to say as kids ourselves lol

[@danadenton92]

Yes, my husband and I basically have our own language based on things our kids have said 😂

[@PopSistersDigest]

Taylor's guitarist mentioned on his insta that the Eras crew has a Book Club

[@allietess]

Delulu Turdy 😂😂 and Jax trying to not die laughing

[@alyssaaldridge2229]

Favorite motto: "The time will pass anyway"

[@paigemckay9367]

Jax please put your grocery cart back in the turnstiles lol there’s literally no excuse!!😩😩 I also have a baby so it can be done!!

[@MacKaylaHoward]

Claudia you need to watch The Patriot!!!

[@brookesholem491]

“Pressure is a privilege” - Billy Jean King

[@jnikiross2261]

Not knowing Bill Paxton, hockey slander, and hating Tom Hanks. I’m really suffering over here 😭😭😭

[@carolineposner808]

Claudia you NEED to watch miracle and convince Ben. The updates at the end of movie are everything you want

[@AliaMannelly]

Turdy! You should watch masters of the air! Historical nonfiction about a crew of pilots during WWII AND they recap the men’s lives at the end of the series! xx

[@tarynclark7273]

Hannah on peloton said this in a class and I saved it because I love it, "If you don't say it, you store it." and "Just because you can handle it, doesn't mean it's heavy."

[@flobee93]

“Flo Bert” is cracking me up My name is Flo Burns 😂😂 love you swirlies!

[@emmaschaub22]

No the miracle is the most feel good movie. You guys need to watch especially pre Olympics

[@laurenstutts2802]

The laughing at the end sent me 😂😂😂😂 I didn’t even understand what was funny but them cracking up made me crack up!

[@katiekeaton1424]

I quote my children constantly. It’s the best part of motherhood! The quotable moments.

[@rebeccashields4906]

I LOVED the goofy energy today!! I needed it

[@reaganf5659]

“A woman who knows what she brings to the table is not afraid to eat alone.”

[@savian12]

“change is the only constant” & “everything happens for a reason”

[@rebeccahawkins2473]

i just got so tripped up looking at the date for this podcast hahhaah

[@ElizabethMaffei]

omg true! lmao 6 months in and they're still confused

[@mayraacosta72]

Yes I quote my kids. Son couldn’t say the letter “g” and would say “OH MY DOSH!” So to this day me and my husband always say “dosh.” Our son hates it 😂

[@Annie-ib9mr]

re: Smartless - I thought it was “Smart List” for the longest time simply based on your conversations about it. When I saw that it was actually “Smartless”, I was genuinely SO stunned and very confused.

[@crutche6]

DONT LET ANYONE DIM YOUR SPARKLE ✨✨✨✨

[@heatherls11]

How did we get here how do we get out (of the encampment)

[@RyanSells128]

It was Michael Bosstick that said to bring back shame on the his and her pod!

[@minimalist1234]

Don't put flamingo decorations in your yard unless you are a swinger! We learned that the hard way. We moved to a new town and our 3 year old daughter picked out a bunch of flamingo decorations at the dollar tree and I put them in the yard for her to play with. We started getting people who drove by our house repeatedly and even knocked on our door or stopped and wrote down the address. It got creepy so fast! We even went to the police station because of how many people were knocking on our door. Then the police asked if we have any signs out and I said" just flamingos for my daughter" And he said "bingo! People put flamingos in their yard, camper window, or a car window to let others know they are swingers" Lesson learned!!!!

[@Shaidaze]

Its not the pod, its the stories. They have not been hitting lately

[@kamryndowns6076]

Yall have ABSOLUTELY WITHOUT A DOUBT sang “they should be here, sitting with their paws around me here” 100%!!!

[@lorainnahubbard]

I feel like she’s read ‘Beach Read’ because I keep finding words in this book that are in TTPD like ‘tryst’ and ‘alchemy’

[@kristenkoslosky309]

I quote my niece and nephew always! They are hysterical

[@melissapfahl6085]

House of the dragon podcast needs to come back!!!

[@Taycatherineee]

Am I making shit up or did Zach not sing the song he made for Jackie at their wedding????

[@demetria3626]

yall are wrong about the shopping carts, if everyone left their carts around it would be chaos

[@carlariley7593]

Kyle Cook's mistakes just united the Gigglers and the Toasters. What can't we do!

[@caseystephens6447]

Jax thanks for the communism lesson! my boyfriend's family lived in it in Eastern Europe and you're right, the conditions were atrocious.

[@tiffany117]

Came here to say something similar. 1st generation Cuban-American here and the stories from my family are terrible.

[@caseystephens6447]

@@tiffany117

[@kait290]

Don’t take history facts from these girls………

[@keshaprince]

Top tier episode

[@Emilyjtercero]

“The good ones work hard, the great ones outwork” “how you do anything is how you do everything” “Don’t ever wait for someone to validate your greatness, be the first person to clap for yourself” and as queen Olivia Amato says “this is tough but you’re tougher”

[@listedbyMelissa]

Deja vu is a sign you are on the right path. Your dreams sometimes the ones you don't remember are programing you to go where you want to "manifest" or whatever and the most crazy or mundane Deja Vu is a testament you are on the right path in the right moment. Recurring dreams is your soul, brain, emotions etc trying to figure something out by sending a message. Whoever you have a romantic dream about simply means your subconscious feels you share some trait that person has.

[@village4080]

Aren’t you embarrassed- SM aka the *bring back shame movement*

[@madelynmiller321]

Referendum on PGOMs please

[@AmandaRRamon]

Anyone else just cannot stop laughing when Turdy and Jax can’t? 😂😂

[@ninamoll9997]

the grass is greener where you water it !

[@reneemelnyk1866]

Just watched the New Heights video podcast and was dying because they started discussing DCOMs and which was the best. Also, Jason mispronounced dachshund!! Not these two podcast sibling duos being so unexpectedly similar!

[@paige6531]

Most conversations in my family consist of quoting my niece 😂

[@erock937]

I’m having déjà vu about you guys talking about Claudia’s dreams being better than her real life. I swear you have talked about this before.

[@enri66]

The encampment bit was worth the wait after Turdy’s IG tease 😂😂😂

[@nashgal93]

TURDY! You must watch MIRACLE! One of my all time faves

[@adellelima-ib7mg]

“The highest form of self love, is self discipline” ❤

[@amandaknight4408]

Could not agree MORE about Carol Radzilwell. There was an IG post with a kid enjoying meeting some pilots in the cockpit and she had this negative nasty comment about it, saying leave the pilot alone they need to be doing checks. Like she knows so much about flying. Everyone pounced on her saying really?? You hate a kid meeting a pilot on his first flight??? She needs to stop.

[@artist26]

At my cousin wedding there was a live band at the church. When they started playing we were looking around at who was singing. Only to find my other cousin walking down the aisle singing the spanish version of Robbie williams song Angel. She sang it all the way to the front of the church. She even stop midway to sing the high parts in the song. I felt second hand embarrassment.

[@BaileyWiniarski]

just wanted to say that the date says 2023 on the youtube

[@anniehaynes7108]

If you haven’t watched Saving Private Ryan I recommend it!!

[@salesihaunga]

Turdy, you definitely shared the yb quote!!

[@tiffany117]

I quote my stepsons all the time. It's hilarious because they cringe whenever we say "no cap".

[@rachelschleifer9247]

I’m getting my skin check next week and I’m dreading it as a Florida girlie that loves to tan🥲

[@LorisExercises]

Fave motto: The grass is greener where you water it.

[@marissaervin4829]

Jackie you look so tan!!

[@listedbyMelissa]

P.S Pod Crushed is loosely based on the middle school crush so they ask questions about adolescence-hood to go deep into their guests life story.

[@jackeewoodman4472]

Oh nooo. Not the storyworth copy being all about Father’s Day when these two lost their father at an early age. Mine is also deceased…I don’t know if I would laugh or cry through that add.

[@mallorykrause2752]

It was Candace Owens who said bring back shame 👏

[@juliatellier4774]

TInx has another great quote that I always think about - "Comparison is the thief of joy" EDIT - been very nicely reminded this quote is originally by Theodore Roosevelt, but I heard it most recently from Tinx. Since this IS a history podcast, wanted to add this PSA 😬

[@cheyennegregg7336]

the way this quote lowkey saved my sanity

[@daniellestein9738]

@@cheyennegregg7336 lol i love that teddy roosevelt has been replaced by Tinx as attribution via the toast generation

[@thefunkychicks]

Brain rot is thinking this is a tinx quote 😭

[@juliatellier4774]

@@thefunkychicks LOL MY BAD, tinx is where i last heard it from. LET THE ROT TAKE OVER MY BRAIN

[@CamillaLundberg12]

The quote 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tylerdarden9320]

10000% quote my daughter all the time even to friends and family that don’t understand what I’m saying 😂

[@madysenhuntsman8]

I always say “two things can be true”. Like a zillion times a week.

[@brycecolgate3779]

You guys totally missed the opportunity to say “thank you, next” after Ari’s story

[@LeaReads]

I think Matty Healy’s engagement is a huge example of “if he wanted to he would”

[@allisonnieters1400]

Embrace it, fear it

[@KieraMiller-vs9qz]

The Free Press / Bari Weiss >>>>

[@meganmcgrath360]

Unspoken expectations are unmet expectations

[@teaganoconnor5530]

I recommend the movie Cold War … it’s in black and white but very good

[@caitlindavenport2703]

Claudia (and Jax) HAS to watch Miracle on Ice. Nothing to do with the cold war except that Russian team is their biggest competitor. It’s UNBELIEVABLY good

[@jennifermoore6802]

Claudia please watch The Americans series. Russian spies in the US. Sex, gore, craziness. It’s so good!

[@kait290]

The styrofoam cup Jackie……come on

[@robsargeant4737]

Good history podcast

[@EmilyCooper-fq5zu]

Would recommend Stillwater. Controversially based on the Amanda Knox story

[@saram2727]

De ja vu sometimes feels like I had a dream of this or even crazier like I predicted it that’s so raven style 😮

[@clairebagarus5011]

Book for Taylor: Hester by Laurie Lico Albanese

[@teaganoconnor5530]

My family motto: if it’s free it’s for me

[@Lainey-vy9qw]

we totallyyyyy quote our children

[@karagoss6491]

Book rec for Taylor Swift: Malibu Rising by Taylor Jenkins Reid! The entire book feels like the song August or TLGAD - gives big holiday house vibes!!!