The Narc Alert-AMBERLYNN REID-a simple favor

[@grumpycat1178]

I remember thinking her Wommart vlogs were boring... boy hindsight really is 20/20 now isn’t it...

[@FatFrogChonk]

I miss them 😭

[@haylee_xx]

those were cinematic masterpieces compared to the stuff we get now

[@grumpycat1178]

@kash lol yea.. unfortunately we all can’t seem to escape the clutches of NarcissisLynn..

[@joshpointoh]

Is she gonna get the scooter or walk? How many hats is Becky gonna try on before Amber grabs one off her head and says she likes the character too? Every trip was a mystery

[@stacierenee6652]

@@joshpointoh How many things will she touch.

[@fancyborscht]

I wonder if Wifey actually works THAT much, or if she just has, like, a totally normal 40 hour a week job and Amb isn't used to that.

[@astraeastar6592]

That’s what I think lmao.

[@KaylaMarie_]

I wouldn't be surprised if it was a basic 9 to 5.

[@M_SC]

40 hours sucks

[@allmine853]

How long before she starts to convince wipey to quit her job. Typical narc move.

[@billr3053]

When they were face timing Amber said she was chatting with Wifey 24/7. So whatever Wifey's online job is it clearly does not take a lot of dedicated concentration.

[@meirastraley4283]

The fact that she cant name one "personality trait she likes" is embarrassing. Like seriously. It just shows how surface level she is

[@carrotmuncher9213]

Totally, it was the same with Becky too, she only names basic traits like "you're kind/hardworking/smart" then it comes to personality, which isn't really exclusive to that person

[@petrauhrakova]

She can’t name it cuz she don’t give a fuck about anyone but herself. Wipey is just another toy for her.

[@a_talkative_cow836]

Oh but how she covered it up with “there’s so many” like that should make it easier then.

[@leja9998]

She never loves people, she loves the attention they give her. She never bothers to actually get to know her partners, all there is to them is what they can give to HER

[@Sofiakatt]

Amber seems uncomfortable with Wipey. She’s afraid that she’ll say something that Wipey disapproves of. She’s molding her personality to match her new caregiver. Her behavior changes r astounding. She puts on long nails & is suddenly talking like Jeffry Starr. She starts burping like Chantel. She went through a Trisha Paytis era where she bought fluffy pink pompous to attach to her purses & bought her beauty box so she could be just like her. She was loud with Destiny, yet acted shy & reserved with Krystal. Becky was a pushover, & I believe off camera she was a bossy, nasty b to her. Amber doesn’t know, or care to find out who she really is as a person.

[@moonchild708]

she probably doesn't find out about herself bc she wouldn't like what she sees

[@docbainl9504]

Great analogy hit the nail right on the head. I was watching the exact same thing.

[@nomdeplume2213]

She has BPD... soooo duh lol thats the literal definition of BPD, molding to fit someone else.

[@TheDancingRoach]

i wonder whose personality she would copy if she lived all by herself and didnt have a personal buttwiper butler servant type deal

[@robbotelho]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall for that conversation when alr first asks wipey for a wipey. Wonder what her reaction will be

[@evelynrose9165]

Idk if it’s been confirmed whether or not wifey is bi, but if she is, it would explain why Amber all of a sudden is so up for “experimentation” with men, we love a narcissist mirroring queen 😍😍😍

[@mazzyg6186]

Either that or the conspiracy she’s warming Amber up to brin her boyfriend into the picture

[@icee_u8231]

Or wifey wants to become a man and is transition

[@joshpointoh]

It had to be Wifey's idea.

[@joshpointoh]

@@mazzyg6186 i had that same thought. Yes it's a little far fetched, but it would fit into what we have seen if she and her bf were scamming Amber...move him in and they drain her

[@joshpointoh]

@@icee_u8231 she already sounds like a man, but i think it's more likely she is into guys

[@akasha3193]

Let’s be honest she’s not bingeing right now because she’s ashamed and not comfortable enough to do it in front of wipey yet! The difference from wipey being on FaceTime to now in person is so clear to everyone! She is not happy or comfortable like she’s trying to portray! Also, Twinkie clearly doesn’t like wipey!

[@nyami.h]

^^^^^^*

[@BronzeDragon133]

Chihuahuas tend to be really territorial, from my experience. My friend's took a few days to adjust to me, but now treats me as a second owner after visiting for a week. But for those first few days, she was very standoffish and skittish with me.

[@akasha3193]

@@BronzeDragon133 Totally agree, I’ve been around chihuahuas my whole life…2 grandmas and other family members and it does take them a while to warm up but in my experience they’ve just been cautious and not growled at me. Dogs are very good judges of character and wipey has been there a while now! I have 2 Pomeranians one loves everyone and the other is cautious but if I’m ok with you so is he! Just an observation on my part worth noting!

[@akasha3193]

@MissyMay That’s not been my experience with any of my animals but I see what you’re saying. My animals have always been loved and not used for any of the examples you’ve given. Difference of opinion but thank you for your input! 😊

[@Saif-zf9vb]

@MissyMay I agree. 100% they cannot judge character any more than a human can. Usually it’s too late by the time they figure it out.

[@brenbrams]

My mind can NOT comprehend how so many people keep giving this woman-child their money every month, plus super chats, just to hear her say: “umm”, “literally”, “it is what it is”, “love that for you/me”, or do the most insincere shout outs and “I love you too’” ever. What the heck is wrong with people? People have extra money? Give it to charities, homeless shelters, organizations that help the abused, the hungry, the less fortunate. How can people give their money to this lazy, insincere, awful person? We need a “fan” to explain it because it is truly insane! I don’t get it. Plus, don’t get me started on her cackling! My goodness… 🤯😡🤨

[@TheNarcAlert]

im tempted to do an edit of all her dead air and um and so's, we'd see how much actual "content" there is

[@HollyG1903]

I completely agree. I can't think of a single reason. With wifey there she doesn't even read out the mean one's anymore and there is no way anyone can genuinely like her personality. We need to get B or that other lady who is constantly sucking up to fill us in

[@M_SC]

Human beings are innately vulnerable to narcissists

[@BronzeDragon133]

@@M_SC I never could figure that out. I went to a party with an obvious narcissist who very quickly gathered a crowd. I avoided him...but was one of the few. I simply found him instantly repellant. I ended up hanging out with a shy engineer who I ended up dating.

[@HollyOak]

Same reason people crane their neck to look at a train wreck as they drive past, I suspect.

[@daneen2fabulous]

The Narc Alert is extra snarky tonight; I think your patience for ALR is wearing thin and your eyeballs must hurt from rolling them so much!

[@MissCandiDandi]

*The Snark Alert 🤣 I love these videos, I live for the snark hahaha

[@TheNarcAlert]

lol, oopsy ;) I guess I got all worked up sitting in @kickinggeese today :P

[@hollypytel7668]

@@TheNarcAlert that's okay we love it.

[@daneen2fabulous]

@@TheNarcAlert lmao I love it!!

[@imoriginalvisualbae7809]

It happens to the best of us tbh lol

[@Blake1720]

So Wifey was able to FaceTime Amber constantly and now she’s constantly working? Hmm? Let’s get out the calculator because.. THAT DOESNT ADD UP SIS.

[@mariaaardal1110]

RIGHT🤔🤔🤔

[@manonales]

Zachary.

[@melissaglasco8263]

Lol love some Zachary Michael!

[@robbotelho]

Scam ! Incoming! Mark my words. She will be getting scammed. Probably in multiple ways. The best part is she doesn't see it coming. Can't wait to see how she tries to spin that situation type deal

[@thedreammweaver6274]

“Are you guys enjoying your time together?” “I am.” Not WE are.

[@ALexi-2002]

Good catch

[@lavendermelon7889]

Good one. Shows that amber thinks the whole world revolves around her only

[@thedreammweaver6274]

@@lavendermelon7889 I also feel like it shows Amber maybe doesn’t care about wifey all that much in the way she should, it’s like she sees wifey and the time they have together as for her enjoyment only

[@lavendermelon7889]

@@thedreammweaver6274 yes exactly amber wouldn’t be this interested in wifey if wifey didn’t give her all the attention and love bombing from the get go. Wifey is of use to her as long as she keeps complimenting her.

[@Elvoalven]

I still keep expecting you to say “Please don’t send any snark to our narc”

[@TONvlogs314]

I love that tho-

[@tieiatalks]

Yesssss!

[@Poloquack]

me too! please change the intro!

[@blessiemasancay4818]

SAME. Finally someone mentioned it!

[@daintybeigli]

Petition to make this change official!

[@ER-ge9hr]

Becky ‘never took care of her’ but she has repeatedly said she needs Becky there to livestream with her even post breakup…

[@mallowmallow2070]

I find the whole 'Eric crush' thing to be so shady towards Becky, Narclynn doesn't want to be left out of the friendship, even if Eric is Becky's friend since school and gay and married? No respect for ANY boundaries. She also is throwing so much shade at Wifey for working?? She's already grooming her to be a caretaker so she can financially abuse her too. Great vid, she really does pout like a child.

[@BronzeDragon133]

Eric and Ricky are adorable. And the crush thing is, as you noted. completely shady and off. It's like she wanted to get between Eric and Becky and break the two up (as if they were together in the first place?)

[@Blake1720]

Lmao like Eric even would have a crush on Amber. First, he’s gay!

[@akasha3193]

Yeah that was just messed up for her to say! If Eric and Ricky are her best friends as she claims you don’t disrespect their marriage in that way! It’s one thing to have a joke about it together but to come on KZbin and talk about it is quite another! Not to mention those are Becky’s best friends and not hers!

[@LaurenWoz421]

I wonder if wifey has a crush on Eric… and that is why this suddenly came about too

[@ms.doomer5623]

@@LaurenWoz421 it's not really sudden, she always joked about Eric being her husband and stuff lol

[@morgue-an]

If she doesn't care about showing other people's children in her videos, there's no way she will be respectful of wifey's wishes to remain anonymous for long.

[@TheNarcAlert]

Agreed!

[@nicolekelly7580906]

I know she had tons of Destiny & Becky’s kin on her videos. Anyone remember that poor little girl Destinys mom used to babysit that got the piggy back ride from Big Al & was basically doing a split to put her legs around Ambers waist?? 😆 😆. Good times. Those were my favorite videos. The Destiny era.

[@carrotmuncher9213]

I think someone will leak what Wifey looks like after they go out and Amber will use that as an excuse to start showing her on camera, or she'll have a slip up during a normal video (if we ever get those lol, she seems very fond of these boring livestreams)

[@Vixyvix01]

She's literally shown *everyone* during her time on KZbin, including random strangers.

[@aimz623]

@@nicolekelly7580906 omg yesss, can u imagine if she would have tripped and flattened that poor child.

[@joshpointoh]

Seriously? Someone paid money to tell her their boyfriend admires Amber's HONESTY and BRAVERY? A role model?? What kind of sick woman would date a guy that said Amber is his role model? That HAS to be a troll somehow

[@ceyc.2404]

Ha! That honestly made me laugh for real when I heard that 🤣

[@annissa5356]

Total troll!

[@aliciarivas104]

I insta thought it was a troll bc the name almost sounded like "scissor"

[@nitashajohnson4767]

I'm dead 😭😭😭

[@pancakesyo]

All her paid members are laughable

[@vienna227]

Something small BUT it really annoys me. It is a typical response of hers. Someone tells her of a personal tragedy......Ambers answer is usually “That makes ME sad”.......no Amber, it’s not about you. A better response is needed. “I’m so sorry. That must be awful for you.”??? Another good one was....Ambers mum has been sick “which makes ME sad”. Solipsism? Just selfishness? It’s gross, whatever.

[@M_SC]

Not a small thing. Very telling!

[@maryloves333]

so true omg. plus it clearly doesn’t even make her sad lol

[@ellie24601]

How about when twinkie had to go to the vet and Amber was like "I hope the vet says something that will make ME feel better"

[@vienna227]

@@ellie24601 oh, yes! “Twinkie was in pain and I was bawleeeen!”

[@leja9998]

It's an empath theeeng ughhhh you guiseeee like don't understand anytheeeennn 🙄🙄

[@chimpy_chi]

"how long is she staying? Don't know." who meets someone for the first time and they stay indefinitely at your house? Wtf

[@deltasaves]

a con artist looking for a free roof over their head, warm bed, and access to the bank account.

[@billr3053]

Wouldn't the size of her suitcase tip Amber off? Clothes for 2-3 days? 2 weeks? Month?

[@BronzeDragon133]

@@billr3053 Medication bottles for 3 months, brought their library card and birth certificate... :-)

[@pamelalansbury94]

I can’t believe this woman came to Kentucky to sit in an apartment with Amber all day. They’re not even going out to eat or shop? Those are Amber’s only hobbies!!

[@Roxxxie11]

Amber: Everything that Becky does, why do you involve ME? Why do you always mention ME? Also Amber: Freedom suits Becky but IT SUITS ME AS WELL!!

[@Rachaer]

"freedom suits me a well" is in a relationship geniouslynn

[@Roxxxie11]

@@Rachaer hahaha the logicccc

[@PAgirl790]

I’m confused. She face timed with wifey 24/7 but now that she’s there, wifey is constantly working. Make it make sense. My prediction is that ALR is going to lose it soon because she’s not able to binge since wifey is there. She also can’t get hostile and bully wifey into getting more food.

[@snooganslestat2030]

Yep. As always nothing makes sense, no logic to anything. I dont believe a word Scamber says

[@lazchurchyard1229]

⬆️ this! I think Wifey is setting her on a schedule, and managing her time for her. She's either a hired life coach, or a controlling partner. Heavens knows, though, Amber could use some reigning in.

[@pancakesyo]

Did UberEATS shut down? 😅 Amber hasn't had troubles getting takeout delivered since the first night she has loved in Lexington 🤭

[@taylorah6409]

Oh, I agree 100%. I would bet my last dollar that she already has her next binge planned. That alone is probably the only reason she's "holding it together" for Wipey. Could you imagine how ravenous she will be when Becky gets home?! I bet she will have Wipey take twinkie for a long walk, so becky can sneak in with the binge food.

[@Ninja-ty4lw]

Amber said they'd facetime while Wifey worked. But since that information came from Amber we can't be sure if it's true.

[@akasha3193]

I love how empathlynn says oh that makes me sad you feel that way and ALWAYS brings it back to her instead of saying something genuine to the person messaging her

[@prochoicechickennugget]

I personally feel like if ALR can’t convince wifey to quit her job, this situation will end quick.

[@deltasaves]

If she's not a con artist, she's an MLM "fitness coach". What other job would have you work 7 days a week almost all day on the internet and be able to have the "time freedom" to travel and work wherever? I could be wrong, but idk what else Wipey could be doing for work.

[@prochoicechickennugget]

@@deltasaves I totally wondered if she was involved in an MLM!! It kind of fits and when she is “teaching” she might be on a team call or something that is common with beach body or another mlm company…

[@BronzeDragon133]

There would be no Universe in which anybody could convince me to quit my job to "care for them." And I don't think Amber could compete with a decent salary, health care, and other benefits.

[@TheNarcAlert]

I used to freelance , theres a lot of work you can do remote from call centre, data entry, video, audio, graphics...Maybe she does PC support? Phone sex?

[@xonlyy0u]

@@deltasaves yes!! Beachbody coach is my guess!!

[@stepfitz1016]

Omg the laugh, and "stahhp!" after being asked about experimenting w men was the most stereotypical 'pick-me girl' behavior I have ever seen unironically.

[@aemxo]

Classic PickMeLynn behavior

[@zbelair7218]

"Becky didn't take care of me so idk what that means" WOOOOOOOOOOOOW. Just.....WOW.

[@lainainennui]

Honestly if Im to guess, Amber is being cautious around wifey which is why she constantly comes off as 'nervous'. She knows she cant manipulate her as easily as her usual 'type' - because the truth is amber is the one being manipulated in this situation. Thats why it feels so creepy and off, at least to me.

[@westernhemlock]

Maybe this is messed up, but part of me really wants to see Amber beaten at her own game. She’s an incredibly unsubtle narc who only got away with manipulating her past girlfriends because they were too dim to catch the signs and act early. I’ll honestly feel vindicated on their behalf if your guess proves correct.

[@evilwhitecat9]

It would be poetic justice if Amber were beaten at her own game.

[@laurenc4138]

She genuinely seems disillusioned with wifey like that was FAST even for her. Is it because wifey is constantly working and not giving her the same level of attention as she was through text, or is it because she was using wifey back to throw it in Becky’s face that she moved on so fast so she “won” the breakup, but now she just has this (practical stranger) in her house and doesn’t know how to get out of it. She’s been talking a lot nicer about becky too than she had before becky left. We all know she’d never admit it but I thinks she wishes becky would come back out of her fake quarantine to make her streams interesting and possibly so Amber could use her as an excuse to get rid of wifey. That’s my theory anyway lol

[@nyami.h]

ooooooft this though

[@CriminalFinds.]

I literally get this same vibe...she was so giddy before she actually met her and now she seems v underwhelmed 😭😂 KARMA

[@laurenc4138]

@@CriminalFinds. I’m glad I’m not the only one! It can only be that or she started reading everyone’s comments about how sus it was that wifey suddenly wanted to come to her house while Becky was gone after all the love bombing, and something happened and now she’s suspicious too but too proud to admit it lol

[@BronzeDragon133]

I get the feeling Wifey definitely ain't the pushover Becky was. :-)

[@CriminalFinds.]

@@laurenc4138 I genuinely believe she was excited to also rub it all in Beckys face and now Becky has actually gone and she’s left with wifey who’s v underwhelming it’s hitting her 😂

[@whatsername1180]

Amber has helped me realize how self aware I am. Like when I talk to my therapist, i know how i act can be off, and my actions dont make sense, and i dont know why i do certain things, but that's why I go to therapy, because I know I need help and I need help to stop that way of thinking and start thinking healthier. I want to change. I feel like amber knows she needs to change, but has no desire to. Not even cancer could change her.

[@ronnie8984]

Yes!!! It’s great that you have enough insight to see what aspects of your life you want or need help with!! Sometimes that’s the hardest part

[@murphy1011]

As long as she keeps getting paid, she’s good.

[@pamelalansbury94]

@@murphy1011 THIS. I really wonder where she’d be if her channel never took off and she had to work a normal job.

[@13ritneyanne]

THIS! Same girl and that's amazing your getting help with therapy. I always say this as well because although I grew up in a house full of trauma, I'm still able to take a step back and self reflect because I know my actions and thought patterns aren't always the healthiest. I'm grateful I have that level of self awareness because some clearly don't. (Like ALR) ❤️💕

[@sallyozuna3883]

My god, the 'laugh' alone is enough to make you want to run out the door.

[@lazchurchyard1229]

She thinks the wheezing laugh is a "contagious laugh" - but it's so clearly faked that it has the polar opposite effect.

[@sallyozuna3883]

getting worse too

[@thefloridamimi9278]

That wheezing laugh and giggling like a rabid hyena makes me cringe so hard!

[@FlipPryde09]

“I like affection” Can somebody pls make a compilation video of Becky trying to show Amber affection and Amber recoiling every time?

[@xjustxjustinex]

Amber’s MO is getting her partner to be financially dependent on her, so they can’t up and leave. That’s why she’s seen here complaining about Wifey working all the time. She knows she’s a difficult person to be with, so she turns on the charm and “works on herself” until she can convince her partner to quit their job, then the real ALR comes out.

[@faithstrong9894]

The bleeping out “love that” is too good! 🤣

[@nyami.h]

literally as I’m watching hahhaha

[@myflyisopen.8732]

"love that" is so triggereen!!!

[@PAgirl790]

I’m “liveen” for that. I’m so tired of her “love that” and “love that for me”. It’s passive aggressive snark and incredibly annoying. Also, maybe we can get a counter up in the corner for how many times she pets her hair.

[@gigi9234]

i can’t stand the loud ass “UHM…” she barks every 10 seconds

[@axolotlmafia]

Anyone else creeped out that A, Wipey told Amberlynn "you will" meaning experiment with men, like she's dead set on forcing Amberlynn to do that? Sounds so creepy and forceful, and B, that this Wipey is a teacher, and clearly preying on Amberlynn and vise versa. This creepy person has no business being a teacher.

[@snooganslestat2030]

@Sherri Doe She could be on insta all day lmao. We have no idea who she is or what she does. I cannot believe a word Scamber says.

[@teeeracyarrr1785]

@Sherri Doe I’m not defending her in any way, but I do have friends who teach English to kids in China online. Their schedules are mostly evenings, early mornings, and weekends.

[@WillowJordan1979]

I definitely got that vibe. We will do it, whether you want to or not. Scary stuff.

[@francesca1687]

I thought she was a personal trainer?

[@craigrov4031]

Damn. When she said Becky never took care of her… so fucked.

[@laurenc4138]

Haha the hand obscuring the lens comment was hysterical, it drove me nuts when she’d be mid thought then bite her lip and reach towards the camera and stare for a solid 40 seconds

[@LaurenWoz421]

And the duck lips..

[@laurenc4138]

@@LaurenWoz421 lmao yes girl!

[@pot_calls-the_kettle_bong]

👀✋👁🦆👁😂

[@BONERCRUSHER]

Amberlynn "i think people need to be bestfriends before dating" also amber "ive talked to wipey for 1 month shes the love of my life and i need her so badly and also she is staying indefinitely." Amber doesnt know what a bestfriend is she thinks anyone who tolerates her for more than a few hours is her bestfriend forever and they will never not be friends

[@aurus6483]

Man, watching this back two years later is a real trip

[@tieiatalks]

How has wifey been able to convince her to do so many things that WE’VE ALL BEEN telling her to do?

[@preemptiveheat8254]

“ShE geTs intO HeRe.” -hand over her chest cavity where her heart should be. We just don’t know her like Wipey does, even though we watch the same videos as her

[@tieiatalks]

@@preemptiveheat8254 🤣🤣🤣 I love this community so much...thank you for making me laugh!!

[@laurenc4138]

Tbh I think her not bingeing is just the last bit of shame she has, wifey is supposedly thin and pretty and Amber wants to act like the dainty gorl she is, so she hasn’t binged, it could explain why her mood has seemed soured recently too

[@tieiatalks]

@@laurenc4138 I’m waiting for her to come on and say it’s over. This can’t be real.

[@laurenc4138]

@@tieiatalks seriously I can see this being a quick “fling” because she doesn’t want to change so having someone there that you feel is judging you about your weight just isn’t going to work for her. I assumed that’s why she always dated bigger girls (and also why her gfs typically gain weight with her, because they succumb to her bad habits) I really can’t see this lasting. She went from over joyed when she got there the first day, to Luke warm about her, to seemingly indifferent and barely acknowledging her. She literally said in the first stream that basically wifey didn’t have a “return” date, then immediately said (like in less than a day) that she’s not going to be here for Halloween and they’ll just see what happens, and then started talking about how much she missed Becky being there.

[@morgue-an]

Did she not give Becky tons of crap for saying they were attracted to a male member of a band they like, in a recent live?

[@rhi_danceswithwolves]

You should have heard the way they both dragged Becky’s ex for having sex with a man 😂

[@annebruecks7381]

Yup, the guy from Korn. Very recently.

[@missjillmars]

I dream of a day when Amber will once again ride around Wommart touching everything.

[@Frankie_Fish]

Yes! TouchLynn is my favorite, together with ProductLynn, where she reads out EVERYTHING on the label of a product she bought, like she's sponsored by that product. XD

[@jilldaubresse5873]

Amber is struggling to control this new caretaker and bend her to her will - ex: quit job so carer can focus exclusively on our gorl. She is not as happy as she wants to be. Stay tuned.

[@BronzeDragon133]

And it's clear that, so far, Wifey's resistances are far greater than Becky's were.

[@jilldaubresse5873]

@@BronzeDragon133 She may be trying to "fix" our gorl. Good luck.

[@hollyinhell]

She livestreams because of the superchat and membership dollars, but like with most everything, she will never admit to it.

[@solemartyr]

minimal effort, maximum profit.

[@hollyinhell]

@@solemartyr you got it.

[@isseppej]

Oh you’re censoring “love that” I was like why is she randomly exclaiming curse words lol

[@annissa5356]

😂🤣😝

[@taylorah6409]

There are not many things on this planet that make me crazy annoyed like Amber's fake wheeze laugh does.

[@shyfroglet]

That and the super loud cackle

[@justpeachy4851]

Imagine hissing and cackling during a conversation about intimacy

[@TheNarcAlert]

So sexy cute

[@justpeachy4851]

@@TheNarcAlert Quirky sexy gorl 100%

[@lixy7199]

@@TheNarcAlert Haha

[@deltasaves]

After that first 5 year flashback, I don't think she'll have another 5 years to talk about if she doesn't make big changes before the end of the year.

[@icee_u8231]

Why is she so worried about how her hair and skin look but don’t seem to mind that she’s weighing over 600 lbs

[@annissa5356]

Ikr! It’s like worrying about your throw pillows when you live in the alley🤣

[@lucyhanna5172]

Narcissus looked into water to see his reflection. Fast forward to 2021, Amberlyn looks into Smart phone.

[@DaniAlchemilla]

I remember Amber saying she thinks she doesn't look very fat from shoulders up, which is why she films that way. And how insecure she is about her legs. I noticed she always has a blanket over them when she's doing these, one of her ways to ignore the scary truth right in front of her. Just like how she justifies being dumped, by how she really wasn't happy w the relationship either, when it really was that she just didn't want to look inwards to see the scary truth about herself. Like that is all it is for her at this point. Desperately ignoring what is so blatantly obvious and being snotty to anyone who points it out. "Love that".

[@jazbarry13]

How long has it been since she's left the property?! Damn! Totally housebound.

[@deltasaves]

it's been at least since early 2020, i believe

[@heyetelemire5202]

i havent leave my house too , except for gettjng my second dose vaccine this month.. i have been working from home and ill try to get some walks in.. im too scared to be outside

[@nyx4081]

Didn't she have to go to court in July. Probably since then

[@gabaii7363]

@@nyx4081 I just arrived at the amberverse. What court was that?

[@nyx4081]

@@gabaii7363 unpaid medical bills

[@fluidchant]

I cannot thank you enough for the noise reduction on that laugh. Those annoying loud laughs fill me with so much rage and honestly ruin my day. My sister has the exact same laugh and it is soul crushing.

[@nyami.h]

Amber treats this new relationship like she is a teenager 🙃

[@nyami.h]

what’s your favourite thing to do with wifey? “just sitting down and holdeeeen hands” 😂

[@nyami.h]

the pewdiepie edit hahahaha

[@StrawHatPhill]

Karina Kaboom is by far the nicest most understanding of Amberlynn detractors, so that's why Amber goes after her. She knows Karina will never fully call her out or put her in her place

[@TheNarcAlert]

Katrina? :P

[@HollyOak]

Karina has already announced she's ready for amber to 'bring it'. lol

[@Alysaah]

@@HollyOak she still will bring it in a nice way lmaooo. I remember amber shitted on young dumb honey bun but goes after karina???

[@SallySlayer409]

Lol her fans are probably trolling too. Someone admires her honesty 😆 I don't get the impression she enjoys this relationship. Edit: I wonder if her work is messing around with other people on the internet. My ex husband was the kind of person who lived online. Should have been a red flag for me, but he would get involved with other people online behind my back. I was naive and never wondered why he stayed up so late. We also used to game as a couple, so my dumb self just thought he was playing with internet friends. Wifey has some side thing going on.

[@deltasaves]

Wipey may be a con artist who goes from relationship to relationship for 3 squares and a cot or she's an MLM "fitness coach".

[@icee_u8231]

She’s not binging because she don’t want wifey to see what a gluten she really is. Can’t change without being truthful

[@rhi_danceswithwolves]

Oh man my gluten intolerant ass just stared at this comment for ages and finally realised you mean “glutton.” If she was a gluten it would still make sense though, she gives me the shits 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@13ritneyanne]

Amber was in a less than savory mood because with Wifey there she can't binge...and Wifey is pushing her to walk. All her comforts are gone RN.

[@Jer0nim0]

And without Becky, there's no one to go out and buy chocolates and snacks on demand.

[@davidmedford1166]

She probably can't nap all day either....

[@ThePumpingiron27]

Thank you for showing the thumbnails of her and Krystal. When she said she never showed Krystal i was like...i remember seeing her quite a few times.

[@TheNarcAlert]

there was many many more of them, too

[@electricsheepy]

Even with the new theory about who "Wipey" is, this saga is getting boring as heck. Her lives are awful, but thank you so much for analyzing them! The reaction channels are what make this girl worth watching 💜

[@rachelleleclair8200]

Unlike other psychology channels, I like the variety in your channel. Some videos are serious but some are also very lighthearted and fun

[@nyami.h]

Soo true 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@laurenc4138]

Yes! It’s like several channels in one but ALL good content, which is rare. I really like her reading of creepy pastas too

[@snooganslestat2030]

She is looking HUGE. Her arms are looking so big...Her lower arms are now bigger than most peoples thighs. I think she is at her biggest or the biggest we have seen on vid.

[@Ihavepinkeye]

Dawg I’m 4’11 and 80 lbs I think I would start orbiting around her from her gravitational pull or die from shock because I can’t comprehend someone of her size

[@laurenc4138]

I’ve never in my life heard someone call emojis “Emo-Gs” lmaooooo

[@moemunneymoe]

Even if Wifey works from home how was she able to drop everything and fly to amber to stay for an unknown amount of time? What about bills? Is someone checking on their house or apartment? How was this person able to just drop everything so quickly because Amber decided she wanted her there now instead of the original date?

[@lazchurchyard1229]

It's somewhat rare, but digital nomads are a thing.

[@Alysaah]

Maybe she lives with friend or parents ?

[@nikkistowell1679]

It was actually Wipeys idea to come sooner, not Ambers.

[@mariabui2969]

Her laugh is like a witch's cackle

[@joannafreedom7914]

It really is reminds me of Kamala harris's cackle

[@ellejay2439]

I know right! My mother in law laughs like that too 🙄

[@pandylynn614]

Twinkie growling and barking is so different than with Becky. I feel bad for Twinkie.

[@HollyG1903]

Prerecorded videos mean no super chats.

[@gene5301]

I still get weird vibes from amber. It’s so clearly obvious she’s not comfortable with wifey. I get such sus vibes and it doesn’t help that she won’t show wipey on camera bc it doesn’t allow us to gauge the intentions properly. I do think it’s so weird that wipey kept messaging amber when she didn’t respond. Now wipey is staying indefinitely w amber. Like what? What STRANGER will meet someone online and stay w them? What KZbinR allows a stranger into their home? what the fuck

[@fancyborscht]

And Amber said in another live that Wifey kept trying to come visit sooner and that she was nervous about it. And apparently the original plan was September, but clearly she came earlier than that. Very strange situation...especially since it sounds like they have nothing special planned anyway, they're just sitting at Amber's house and Wifey is working online. So it's not like Wifey needed to plan around a work vacation or something. Almost sounds more like someone who needed a new place to live for a while. Especially since when someone asked Amber how long Wifey is going to say, she said "I don't know" which is...extremely odd!

[@FatFrogChonk]

Yeah, I've never had good thoughts about this "relationshit". The moment this stranger lied to her about being a subscriber I felt suspicious, plus the love-bombing afterwards. Who knows what the intentions are, all I know nothing seems good right now.

[@Hazeljv3]

The sheer amount that she mentioned wifey working is such a red flag to me. Wifey's been with her for a few days and ALR's already dropping big hints that she needs to quit and be completely dependent on the Narc Queen.

[@CrunchyTofu]

The thing that I find weird is why even lie about Becky being in quarantine? What's the purpose???

[@grazynawolska8160]

More convenient to say instead of "I banned Becky from my house so I can have alone time with wifey".

[@Twinkie989]

Honestly, Becky probably wanted to leave. She has to make sure we all know it isn't about her behavior.

[@mudflapgorl]

I listen to your ALR content while I take a shower and I get out when it’s over. Saving this for tonight 💦💃🏽

[@courtneycherry5582]

😂 I do that every time work makes me miss a video

[@HappiiWheels]

Yas! Or I listen in my car on the way home

[@lixy7199]

Whoa! I am Australian. We have limited water. Half an hour shower? I turn the water off when I am soaping up. There is no way we could do that here. Is this a normal American thing? Crikey!

[@ellieblack8028]

@@lixy7199 that is p long for an american shower, but we dont always run the water, like turning the water off to soap up is normal, thats probably what our fellow audience member is doing :)

[@mudflapgorl]

@@lixy7199 what Ellie said 🤓

[@onewheelatatime2905]

Alr merch will be a beanbag with ‘in a hurry’ printed on it!

[@michellee.withms]

god i wish you and every reaction channel would bleep out all the Amber-isms. i shudder everytime she says " it is what it is"

[@PAgirl790]

You are so right on about our Gorl. So much so that I may not need to watch any other reaction channel about her. Thank you for giving us such good content.

[@TheNarcAlert]

You are so welcome!

[@robbotelho]

She is 100% going to get taken advantage of. No doubt. I can't believe she doesn't see it coming!!

[@daintybeigli]

She looks shockingly big in this pink outfit. It’s mean, but my first thought was that soon she’ll need her own postal code

[@joannafreedom7914]

I'm wondering how they will get her out of there. I'm pretty sure she's wider then the door frame now.

[@daintybeigli]

@@joannafreedom7914 she must be somewhat squishable?

[@JoanWhack]

Amber looks unwell. Also when talking about anxiety, she brings up her own experiences and says "Like this, and driving". What is 'this'? There's a theory I'm in favour of, and again, it's pureeeee speculation. Wifey has a bf or partner, and that's why she brings up men. Wifey might be planning on moving her partner in and Amber is too deep to say no. It would make sense that's she's really nervous and uncomfortable around Wifey

[@nicelydone4846]

That's what I'm thinking!! It makes sense. What other reason is she talking about being w a man?!?!

[@JoanWhack]

@@nicelydone4846 well its being said Wifey could be trans preop, and that's why. But honestly, the question is asked in the sense of a menage a trois, a cuddle puddle, a Big Mac with pickles.

[@mhioca7279]

Didn't amber say wipey was a bit too fresh out of a relationship? Idk I remember someone speculating that maybe wipey was still in/had broken off her last relationship after she started talking to Amber! Definitely something I will be interested to see how it turns out haha

[@pancakesyo]

Nah. I don't think so. I think Wifey is trans or just very bi and can't live without the D so she is manipulating someone she knows is easy to manipulate.

[@JoanWhack]

@@mhioca7279 that's kinda rich coming Amber

[@thatbinchninkimajaj]

A video to keep me going through the day 😭 this pregnancy has been hard. Bless ♥️

[@tieiatalks]

It’s been over 20 years since I’ve last given birth and I still relate to what you’re going through! ♥️

[@thatbinchninkimajaj]

@@tieiatalks I’m still recovering from the hospital visit this weekend 😂 rainbow baby and I’m on blood thinners so I’m at the doctors/hospital more than I am home 😴 I need to sleep for like 2 weeks

[@darkmauve32]

@@thatbinchninkimajaj Sending you strength and positivity! You got this mama!

[@hayley7137]

I don't know what Twinkie has been barking about in these past couple of videos, but it sets off my pibble. This 50lb tank tries to hide in my lap every time.

[@crn1318]

twinkie never seemed to bark like that when becky was there...idk man. i do not get a good vibe from wipey, *at all.* i feel like those barks are towards wipey. she was so clam and relaxed around becky. i’m livid twinkie’s not staying with her

[@tieiatalks]

That makes me so sad. I wonder what Twinkie is saying. 😭

[@TheNarcAlert]

she doesnt sound happy :(

[@lindalumae]

You really should look at Foodie Beauty. She’s far from boring, just self-destructive.

[@stellablu333]

FB is borderline, not narc.

[@MayaO25]

I have a doggie day care at home, i take them out for walks a loooot! And when it's summer and really hot, just like one big walk when it's kinda cooler. The walks are not just for 'going to the bathroom', they need it to have some fun in their life, they need it for their souls, something people bring me an old dog and they tell me that the dog is used to not walking and they don't like it... I walk with extra care for those dogs, and they are having soooo much fun, meeting new friends, smelling new places, i can really see them smiling! Dogs need walks. Lol, i got it out. Haha.

[@mazzyg6186]

If you’re truly sorry about something you could never say sorry too many times. Nobody who is actually apologetic would say “i already said sorry about that”

[@taylorah6409]

Exactly! People who have apologized for something, if they are really sorry about it, won't have a problem apologizing again and again.

[@jadensimone6371]

The Narc Alert! I’ll start by saying I’m absolutely obsessed with your ALR videos, amongst others 💕, and you point out all of the things that I notice and put it into words perfectly. I’ve been suspecting that my dad has NPD and there are sooo many similarities between him and ALR it’s crazy. They both love attention so much and are so passive aggressive and condescending. It’s crazy how they’ll drain you of everything but then discard you when you’re not of value to them anymore. Seriously these people need help

[@almo33YO]

Pewdiepie was a nice surprise. Well played. 10/10

[@ZeroDstruct]

Gonna go ahead and press "X" to doubt on the picking. She would have used that for attention years ago.

[@Mindyournachos]

Even if wifey wasn't working, what on earth would they be doing? Lol sitting on the couch wasting their life away? 🙃 It's gonna get old REAL QUICK!

[@TheNarcAlert]

why doesnt she stream while Wifey is working?

[@Mindyournachos]

That's her time to sneak food....

[@annissa5356]

@@Mindyournachos Lmaooooo😝

[@factual-fantasy2762]

2:47 Amber trying to find a word, Me: Exposure therapy.. Her right after: EXPOSURE THERAPY! :D thank you Me: o - 0

[@liarliarpumpkineater4808]

Here faster than wipey is going to rob amber.

[@nyami.h]

😂😂😂

[@laurenc4138]

I literally had someone insinuate I was being the big R word cause I said wifey could rob her (among other options like she’s a feeder or doing it for content, of why someone would move this suspiciously fast with someone like her) and Amber couldn’t do anything about it before a lot of people started questioning her intentions so I’m glad I’m not the only one thinking it lmao

[@laurenc4138]

@Sherri Doe exactly, and tbh I hadn’t even seen the part of the stream yet where she said “wifey” was black, I literally had been watching her talk about all the things wifey was saying and that she wanted to come down then later in another video found out she was black so literally race had zero to do with my feelings about how damn shady and suspicious this girl was being

[@billr3053]

There is nothing worth robbing in that house. Crappy dorm room posters in the "guest room" plus the counsels [sic], crappy dollar-store jewellery, a huge walk-in closet full of Torrid tarps that fit absolutely no one. Robbing might occur when they get a joint bank account.

[@BronzeDragon133]

@@laurenc4138 I assumed she was there for monetary reasons and I had no idea of her race myself. I guess I must be a big R myself, then.

[@ElleJay1085]

Has a fear of talking to a camera online but had no fear of a complete stranger in her home after only a month of texting/FaceTiming? Delusional-Lynn.

[@allmine853]

She seems to be playing with her hair more than usual. It drives me crazy the constant stroking of her hair.

[@marionpeebles3836]

Yeah it really grossed me out. I am not sure why but it makes me daydream of coming at her with a giant Edward scissor hand.

[@docbainl9504]

I saw someone on your other video say *that cackle should come with a warning* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 just dead. Shout out to that commenter.

[@s4rcasm._.783]

Your voice is so soothing!! It’s so nice 😊

[@joshpointoh]

15:49 - i am 90% sure it's a bone of contention. I think the reason the first live stream with Wifey there was so awkward is because Amber was pouting that Wifey wouldn't go on cam. The body language when she commented on Wifey not being on cam, the way she said "nope, she will NEVER be on cam...its MY decision, I decided already, it was ME" and now this stream how she keeps referring to wishing she could show off wifey

[@3dogmom]

I pee’d in the toilet today. I also took a shower and ate my lunch.. I’m very proud of myself for these accomplishments 🙄 she needs to grow tf up!!

[@dizzledazzle3941]

Sheesh...what good is wifey if she's working all the time, the nerve of her to have her own life that doesn't revolve around Beastlynn.

[@karmentolable]

DID SHE REALLY SAY THAT BECKY NEVER TOOK CARE OF HER??!!!!!!!!

[@justpeachy4851]

I can't imagine being so disinterested in the people around me. She knows more about food than her friends

[@a_talkative_cow836]

Her laughing and rolling around was probably the most exercise she’s got that whole week

[@hopeadler507]

This is the relationship I had as a teenager. Finds them online, meets immediately but beforehand FaceTime or video chat 24/7 bc you don’t know the difference between infatuation/lust and think you can fall in love immediately once you meet. True relationships don’t work like a rom com Amber.

[@otterbeans]

Every word and look is a calculated manipulation, it's honestly kind of amazing.

[@nanabanana7952]

Every time i hear your intro...the "1...2...3..." I automatically sing "HIT ME! It takes 2 to make a thing go right..." Just me? 🤣

[@shanmareewalker7836]

Funny how we've never even heard a hint of Becky's fear of AR leaving her for a man but AR decides to tell her audience during a live stream. I call bullshit on that one.

[@treemarie213100]

If I have to listen to her do that breathy laugh to break tension one more time I’m going to lose my mind. It is SO annoying. Why does she laugh like an old smoker?

[@lazchurchyard1229]

She thinks it's a "contagious laugh", but it's so obviously fake that it's the polar opposite.