I’m a laywer now

[@tacotitan7688]

Bro is literally married and this still looks like the first time he’s ever worn a suit

[@isumitiro563]

outta pocket

[@NICHANnel]

Didn't even realize that, my guy

[@VainHarmony]

I'M DEADDD

[@alatussimp420]

Damn 😂

[@Starsongzz]

He’s MARRIED????

[@nuleon]

noel is really channeling barbie with all these careers changes

[@Eveliane]

He’s the Johnny sins of KZbin

[@breadpilled2587]

Waiting for Malibu Noel

[@bitticlan]

Noel is everything. He's just Alex.

[@yadsewnde]

@@Eveliane they favor

[@jolly2be]

omg 🤣

[@actionjackson3522]

Noel genuinely comes off as the sleaziest lawyer on earth, the most laid back doctor alive, *and* the most big brotherly therapist. Wow.

[@ryanappelbaum8168]

saul goodman

[@ryanlh]

doing backflips on it

[@huangnugget]

So he's johnny sins?

[@redwiltshire1816]

@@ryanappelbaum8168yep was gonna say the same thing

[@soralee4268]

Should be making fashion dolls of him. He's outdoing Barbie.

[@theprecipiceofreason]

"I renounce my homosexuality!" 1 minute after getting the money "I announce my rehomosexuality!"

[@IsaiahSenku]

Exactly what I would do😂

[@blowfishfoot]

he was worried about them suing for that tho

[@RickityKricks]

I immediately said renounce it and move the money around. Move my SO to another country and live our lives off the inheritance.

[@koalamanjoe6463]

Guessing the dad wasn’t well versed in legalese. Renouncing could be as simple as a proclamation, any lawyer worth his salt could get around that clause so easily.

[@cdw2468]

@@blowfishfoot i mean there was nothing saying he had to stay “not homosexual anymore” for any amount of time. just that it had to be renounced. also doubt that would be legally enforceable at all

[@actionjackson3522]

Now Noel just needs to add the Pharmacist and Dentist achievements to his career.

[@AdamOBrien29]

Gynaecologist, but it might get removed 😮

[@Huckle15]

Maybe then his parents would be proud… probably not.

[@giaruby2525]

I’m aErsSSwEe wear SEsEa was aeE aww wa Essex see I’m ok

[@Bjorn_R]

Giving Johnny Sins a run for his money

[@Jakey4000]

For $4000 he'll burn your house down and give you 30 oxycodone prescribed by his dentist buddy

[@551rashad]

i’ve been looking for 30 minutes to find a video to eat my doritos. thank you noel

[@Sluggwurth]

What happened to him? He ate without KZbin.

[@durkdaperk4297]

Same bruh 😂😂 these spicy Doritos boutta smack

[@isabellavasquez3543]

I FEEL YOU

[@blazewolf4974]

real asf

[@birdie4854]

real.

[@melife3803]

The great thing about Noel having Alex and everyone is not only are they funny, but it's also a live audience. Their laugh, makes me want to laugh.

[@father.benjamin8416]

I am also a sheep

[@alexprice8632]

You don’t need the comma after their laugh I’m pretty sure (used the right their though lol)

[@lukajackk4921]

It’s like a laughing track

[@sarareanna]

Alex’s laugh makes me cringe

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

@@alexprice8632 you with the punctuation police ??

[@hazybubblegum]

Your lawyer vibes is giving “accepts cocaine as payment”

[@berry804]

You can always trust a lawyer who wears a cheap suit. If it’s cheap, then that means they don’t make enough money to afford one, meaning they’re desperate for work and will fight for you even harder to make the most.

[@Atlasintokyo]

Yeah, that's gonna depend on What kind of area and state you're in- and if they're from a really bad area that lawyer is not getting you out honestly might make it worse tbh

[@SkeletonMan496]

therapist, doctor, lawyer, Noel is slowly becoming johnny sins

[@actionjackson3522]

Nah Noel has gotten more women soaked like Splash Mountain; therefore, Noel is better.

[@brintesiacirce9414]

So that's why he's gone bald

[@uwu-uv4mg]

He's also a cold case detective from the 50s

[@alananowlan8789]

It took me way to long to realize he spelled lawyer wrong

[@maxinemanning2786]

it’s to ensure no one can accuse him of fraud since he technically never said he was a “lawyer”

[@actionjackson3522]

Didn't even notice it until you said it.

[@thedigitalodometer945]

*way too long

[@abbybiegel1588]

the scariest sentence noel can say is "I'm a lawyer now"

[@ch_rryleaf]

Noel looks like someone CGI'd him in a suit. It's impressive how his head is almost floating

[@doctoursatan]

the suit is serving big man in a little jacket for sure

[@isabellavasquez3543]

i love the delivery of his lines and the straight face, gets me everytime lmaoo

[@Atlasintokyo]

Lmaooooo Britney broski in one of her podcasts was watching tiny meat gang and was laughing at their jokes and caught herself and was like "wait wait let me do the straight faced thing they do"

[@jtshoes321]

This new sleezy lawyer character is hilarious. Would love to see more of this

[@hypocrite4318]

i would just lie about not being gay anymore until that check clears byeee idgaf about having "pride" in my identity

[@cdw2468]

yea nah, as a queer person, i’m getting that bag

[@El1society]

reminds me of that reddit post where this guy advised his niece to stay closeted until her grandparents died (which would be like 2 years since they had tons of health issues) or she would lose out on getting 7 million dollars of the inheritance 😳 i hope she listened. what better way to spit in the face of huge bigots then to use their money to live your gay ass life 🥰

[@maddieb.4282]

@@El1societyFr! Just act like a good christian girl when visiting the family and then go and do your own thing on your own time 😂

[@dynamicdonkus3697]

@@maddieb.4282 what do you mean 'visiting'? Not unless it's in the notarized will lmao.

[@OvercookedSpacegetti]

​@El1society Damn where tf did the grandparents even get 7mil to inherit out? Lol that's s crazy amount of money to have. I wonder what type of job(s) they had to have that kind of money. I did the math for myself, I'd have to be working for 46 years to have just earned 1mil in my lifetime. Id have to work for 319 years to have earned 7mil

[@thtzsbun]

so brave of you to represent yourself in court! not many novice drug dealers do it these days!

[@Hanyams]

I just graduated with a degree in paralegal tech so this video came out just in time for me to be able to say that all of Noel's advice is 100% true and accurate and should be taken as seriously as possible.

[@eoiicarus]

The only lawyer in America to misspell his own profession and still be one of the best

[@emilymurphy4995]

Noel you look like a Community side character from Jeff Winger’s old law firm that comes around to be a bad influence for an episode

[@arizonael]

i just watched this episode yesterday lmao this is peak timing

[@malak9618]

im rewatching community ahh i can so see that

[@JaraelMoonsilver]

The one that’s actively repressing his bisexuality? Yeah I see it

[@homunculusgrey2921]

If a lawyer was named No L you know he's never losing a case

[@tonyzambone762]

Im ready to laywer up with Noel

[@ElBeeGaming]

Nole*

[@lewisgilbertson7506]

good luck, ive won every lawsuit and case against me, although im a few thousand in debt and there were some strange arsons

[@Ashtray888]

Noel is rly just testing the waters with different career options cause he’s hit his midlife crisis and is ready to retire from the tube but can’t afford to fumble the bag

[@LM-gm9yo]

my mans will be Barbie by the end of the year, just an absolute fucking ace in every job on earth

[@johnt9198]

"Im them" is ominously reassuring

[@_Jay_Maker_]

This guy inadvertently turned a sensory deprivation tank into a torture device.

[@Atlasintokyo]

The way you're describing it makes it sound so awful because thinking about it That way you're right like he got a fever he almost threw up he felt like he was sick as hell and then he literally had diarrhea so I don't think that they're for everybody because it obviously did make him sick.

[@zh2266]

Homosexuality clause is something I never thought I'd hear. What a world 😂

[@danielpoulsen2705]

I love how he pronounces Joel Olsteen the same way Noel is pronounced

[@gaurisambare9031]

the gold wedding ring really ties up the lawya look

[@kaidenhall9818]

I wish I had 1% of the self love this man has haha

[@meggiejackson5511]

doesn't get said enough that noel has beautiful eyes

[@jackie_ngoff]

His smile too

[@ugnej]

this is the hardest I've laughed at a noel video in a while, hope to see more lawyer office vids (or even more career paths lol)

[@roulette_dares]

Noel is to being a lawyer as Bradley Cooper in The Hangover is to being a teacher

[@pooc-x5l]

I can’t wait for Noel to be a plumber in the next vid

[@austinmeszaros2497]

Noel always uploads right before/ on my lunch break. Perfect way to spend my lunch everytime. Makes all the BS from work melt away, thanks noel

[@kirstenhouten5524]

I’m just a little sheep. I hear cash and alex laugh, I laugh.

[@Amongshadows_US]

He collecting careers like infinity stones

[@yinyogawithkit]

The look at the camera saying, “and we’re never gonna get in trouble for it” really did it for me 😶‍🌫️

[@Maria_745]

I just want to say I was eating dinner at a restaurant in NYC earlier and saw someone watching Noel in their apartment across the street

[@nicenights6121]

This is a great video Noel’s deadpan delivery got me good

[@millamanny5941]

This was genuinely entertaining through and through lol great work will be in contact.

[@ofuhowaito3390]

Lmfao

[@grantpaisley9012]

I was waiting for the Better Call Nole and I'm glad I was patient.

[@Whotfiskarma]

Why noel look more ready for the job than most court appointed lawyers ?

[@courtspeachie]

this is the best video noel has put out in awhile imo, i was laughing all the way through

[@notellier]

"my paralegal assistant is looking paraplegic." noel wtf😭😭 this is so funny

[@c0dex306]

The Bluetooth speaker drive-by moans bit was genius.

[@ulazarnowska504]

Thank you for posting this the day I got my lsat score back! Always encouraging to see that anyone can be a lawyer

[@thefilmschlock]

Noel actively admitting to his crimes and gloating about it is indescribably badass

[@harveybeadman]

just in time for me to graduate law school. learned more in this video than in all 3 years lmao

[@kira.morton]

here before “laywer” gets fixed

[@malijtilmman5548]

Noel is becoming mr. Worldwide

[@EthanTylerSmith]

One of the best Noel miller sit down videos I’ve ever watched lmao

[@itsverooo]

the extremely faint yankee doodle music playing in the background during this whole video made me go insane I kept pausing bc I wasn't sure if I was hearing it or not 😭 it definitely doesn't help that my roommate has been whistling this tune for the past four days and we only managed to figure out where we knew it from (barney theme song) last night,, I genuinely thought i was being pranked/haunted while watching this 💀💀

[@annanaydenova8321]

Noel slowly but surely heading to AITA content

[@motorwayt-s628]

Oh he did a video about that a month ago

[@nellj2197]

Cody needs lawyer Noel right about now

[@zakaryrichmond396]

Lawyer Noel and his Shady side offers are so funny

[@Booznstuff]

Noel is the new Johnny Sins. Pursuing every career

[@JacobMckeegan]

"Weird question about age of consent in California" Cody? is that you

[@SeaOfConcepts]

Cannot wait to see you this Friday!

[@RogueSanta]

Studied Better Call Saul before barely passing the Bar exam

[@Laijee227]

Omds, Noel actually have facial hair. That's some character development right there!!

[@laurenl22]

I love love love lawyer noel, more of this please!

[@gabrielalujan1881]

In the last AWSF episode they talk about Alex’s violent poos, and to see it happen in this video felt very meta

[@kdi8232]

Last one hits close to home because my grandfather remarried and that whole other family took our shit. Not that we cared, we've always made our way, but the disrespect 😪

[@lia.lia.lia.]

noel looking like the hottest geopolitics professor iktr

[@caelandavidson3059]

Genuinely one of your best vids in awhile brother, keep it up!

[@Rappel477]

This is one of my favorite vids from Noel to date

[@clearlycaileigh]

as someone who just recently got certified as a paralegal, this is too good

[@ShepherdsAudacity]

Catch me “renouncing” my gayness, cashing out, and moving out of the country asap where no one can afford to reach me

[@Yeehawpurple]

Yeah this must be a continued series, too good

[@nomistarfall560]

Agreed!! I hope Noel sees this.

[@toropilled]

noel you make me smile so much thank you for being you 😭

[@WisdomCap]

Pacemaker Noel is such a delight to have on the channel

[@jackskelly5420]

Been needing some content to eat dinner to, thanks noel!!

[@azelialaw]

I’m about to graduate law school next week but I think I’ll just quit rn cause you have got the legal field covered

[@shyla22b]

“Laywer”😭

[@maksmith7973]

I worked at a spa that had a tank and we actually added a clause in our waiver saying that if someone went to the bathroom in the tank they would have to pay a fee to pay for the sanitization of the tank. We added this after a lady peed and pooped in the tank and left without saying anything!!

[@olive-yello]

I want this version of Noel to come back lol

[@chaseclearwater2758]

Someone's been watching better call Saul lately

[@callumz1352]

Was just at your Dublin show tonight, unbelievable performance, had to cop a hoodie. thank you for coming to Ireland. PLEASE RETURN IN THE FUTURE

[@callumz1352]

Also you said Wow burger was ass, I agree next time get Sambros

[@dementedbean7407]

Best series yet, lawyer is my fav so far

[@averagekaitie]

alex’s little cackle is the best thing ever

[@CheddaBobCS]

Look at my lawyer dawg im goin to jail

[@dolamido8414]

Turned that deprivation tank into a defecating tank

[@Gooner4226]

Noel the goat when I’m at work I watch these vids my whole shift bro gets me through my job daily

[@oliviapfleger4147]

noel channeling his inner saul goodman

[@juliaevans1930]

“if you prefer he’s I’m him, if you prefer she’s I’m her, if you prefer theys well I am them” is a fire gender-fluid pick up line

[@themodernfrontiersmen]

Always a good day when Noel uploads!

[@Quirky_Robo]

Someone please put Noel in Ace Attorney

[@me-rf2kt]

The next saul 😂

[@geminicattheinsomniac8408]

Facial hair is on point in this vid

[@XiAnais-bt9ke]

I'm pretty sure Noel is Indigenous American because his features look so similar to my family's and I get told I'm "racially ambiguous" all the time lol

[@xlifexwithxlithiumx]

noel Miller really sound like a lawyer name

[@JB-vy3cz]

The little laughs in the background😭

[@xshadowisepic1563]

Better call Noel would be a great Better Call Saul spin off.

[@michaelcoleman5227]

saying someones dead dad "is playing in the mud" is crazy

[@bluelain42]

Loving this DVD only episode of Better Call Saul

[@DoctorSiren]

Wow I didn’t know they were making another season of Better Call Saul! Weird choice to replace Bob Odenkirk with Noel, but hey, I’m here for it!

[@Winsancru]

This video was so good that when it finished I was like “damn this was a good episode” 💀💀💀

[@mialyrasolofo8929]

Worst Saul Goodman impression I’ve ever seen. 10/10

[@Edgypenguin]

The taco bell bit was such a beautiful moment