Unclothed and Unhoused | $5 Therapy

[@EuracholII]

Noel should actually have Alex send in a submission and see if he can find which one he sent in.

[@suowaa4951]

Mid idea

[@CulDudStudios]

Agreed. Would be too easy for him

[@justafan5269]

@@suowaa4951 mid reply

[@Shorts-cq8su]

He’s the one who sends everything

[@arko9151]

Nah but what if it drowns amongst the other submissions

[@nestoripuolakka1166]

Honestly after every episode i become more worried of being a part of this viewer base.

[@iaonyt]

@Isabel Salcedo what does? comedy?

[@colbyholmes4310]

One of us! One of us!

[@ealpacaf.7463]

True. I'm lowkey twitching rn.

[@normalnamenormalname2083]

@@iaonyt not that part, the part of becoming related to the emailers

[@alexiarosalia]

I am not interesting enough to get therapy and atp I’m grateful

[@actionjackson3522]

Alternate video title: Dr. Noel Casually Flexes His Wedding Ring on His Lonely Fans.

[@justincruz5720]

Man, you know what he really needs? A fake Rolex.

[@nobodyfour1686]

ik it's jokes but it's not rlly healthy to b that jealous

[@jmat04]

right?? love it for him though he looks good in it

[@ALOUD]

Reddit should change it's name to LonelyFans

[@srdn1616]

@@ALOUD woah

[@misslawless6021]

Honestly, I'm jealous of the couple who shaved each other's chocolate starfish. I don't know if thats top tier kind of love or if I actually need therapy

[@Hailey-bz2ym]

Yes

[@russellfisher1303]

Everyone should get therapy just to be safe. 😊

[@h.r.9563]

Top tier love. That shit gets expensive to pay people to wax the private bits

[@a13m34]

It do be like that sometimes bro keep your head up and everything will be alright

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

@@russellfisher1303 did a therapist pay you to say this

[@moonriverinc7896]

Used to work at a grocery store and we had this regular unhoused man who was writing his memoirs and when he finally self-published them he gave each member of the staff a copy. thanks king 🥰

[@Timman57]

Did you just call a homeless guy, "unhoused?" I like it.

[@googoogaga7986]

@@Timman57 yeah, honestly I love it too, it’s nice because home is where you make it and a house is a building you live in, so it’s much more socially aware to say unhoused since it considers that houseless people have friends and lives with those around them, it’s just the building they don’t have !

[@realleon2328]

what's the book called?

[@biggrocc19]

​​@@googoogaga7986 Yeah idk man, a ton of those people are missing way more than just the building. I am not judging, but mental health issues and addiction are very common amongst those who live in that way. There are a small few who are simply "unhoused" to be completely fair. It feels much more as though the rest of society has become uncomfortable with the word "homeless", and less so that society is working towards a solution to the fact that people are living on the street.

[@j.vazquez8966]

Where's the book for ppl trying to read

[@TeaUnicorn]

the roommate who got pissed abt her roomie sleeping with the guy who was staying there... girl i think she just has feelings for you. i think maybe thats why she keeps sleeping with you girl. cmon now sapphics lets put two and two together

[@mjg-98]

I immediately thought that too, idky she thought it was about the boy Like no girl! Its about YOU!

[@dawnriddler]

Yea def agree with this, she was jealous of her, not him.

[@bladdyboi2962]

Insert "and they were roommates!" clip

[@natem1579]

fr that was such a bomb that she decided to drop in the last sentence.

[@DigitalHeliumJumper]

well she thinks she need therapy just because she made out with someone, so it's obvious she can't put two and two together.

[@riceisnice]

i keep forgetting that i shouldn’t eat when i watch noel’s videos

[@redsox15harmon]

i keep forgetting i SHOULD be eating when i watch noel’s videos

[@gecek5402]

I fast before he uploads

[@Howard_T_Duck]

That is actually a cardinal rule I always make it appoint to remember.

[@TommyGrisselFilms]

This era of Noel has been my favorite so far

[@billybubone]

I think it’s often a misconception that someone who doesn’t reach out a lot, doesn’t care or find you to be highly valuable. Especially in cases of intense studying or work, there just isn’t enough time in a day, moreover, energy. Now, if they do suddenly have free time and choose to spend it on you, then that should be the real tell-tale sign that you are a priority and loved.

[@alynsak]

I agree, yet it can be detrimental to a relationship when the person who is too busy can't reach out for even a few minutes. At that point it becomes hard for the other to not feel invisible. Yes people are busy, but people can still make a little window of time for someone that they are committed to. Otherwise it's hard to have a connection when there is no conversation at all.

[@fionagallagherapologist5968]

definitely, i think he should communicate that he feels unwanted to her and if she cares about him, she will start reaching out more

[@abby-hx3zh]

Just when I thought I was crawling out of my despair, Noel always knows how to pull me right back in. Thank you! 😄

[@lrizzard]

this and the "hard to watch" videos are the only thing keeping me in crippling depression 😊

[@shiannafoxx]

@@lrizzard 🥰

[@ksharpe9170]

Noel actually giving out solid advice to the guy with the doctorate gf really caught me by surprise

[@ari1758]

i love how eliot felt the need to say is full name along with his story. like, yes, that was crucial information 😭

[@JoshuaHenelyThornhill]

The level of intimacy necessary to shave each other chocolate starfish is actually crazy.

[@DigitalHeliumJumper]

it's not, most people just never reach that level cause they can't stay in a relationship long enough

[@JoshuaHenelyThornhill]

@@DigitalHeliumJumper facts

[@rosekerr3988]

i crave that level of intimacy

[@InertGamer]

@@DigitalHeliumJumper gotten to that point, gotta say do miss that level of intimacy sadll never get to that type of level again

[@heinzbeans1827]

​@@InertGamer Definitely not if you keep that defeatist attitude. Gotta have hope

[@ErikPelyukhno]

I like in the first second of the video because of PTSD from Noel’s stare a year ago 😂

[@Huckle15]

He classically conditioned us lol

[@shm0n3y]

if you don't he will know...

[@user-kz3sb1ns9z]

The people that were like um should I get real therapy and then Noel getting genuinely upset 😂😂 I’m losing it

[@ChageeyaSarang]

To the one dating that person doing her doctorate degree, it's hard to love but I don't think she doesn't appreciate you, but I also agree with Noel about moving on. If you can't handle it, it's fine, maybe that lifestyle isn't for you.

[@kaeki8175]

Doctorate doesn't mean medical right? I think hes saying shes doing a phd

[@ChageeyaSarang]

​@@kaeki8175 oh, gee. You're right. I heard doctor's degree when I first watched it.

[@janettheclown]

i think these videos just make me scared of noel’s audience

[@oliveraddison6143]

kinda makes perfect sense to me with his humor lmao

[@lucisweet4873]

you're one of us too stop lying

[@adamk7406]

I would honestly watch a roughly 40 minute segment of this shit, that’s how much I could bare 😂

[@DigitalHeliumJumper]

he's already made multiple videos of this series, they are over 40 minutes combined

[@adamk7406]

@@DigitalHeliumJumper I meant 40 minutes of one continuous episode

[@DigitalHeliumJumper]

@@adamk7406 then don't watch the next one and wait until the next one after that comes out. then you can watch 2 episodes right after each other and it'll be just like watching 1 longer one.

[@adamk7406]

@@DigitalHeliumJumper Screw it, make it 3 !

[@adambaird8352]

These videos are making me never want another relationship again, thanks Noel!

[@TheBanana93]

More for me th- oh wait :(

[@sydneyxblake]

I’m not joking at all “master manipulator” might actually be my ex. Dead ass. Wtf. That lined up too fucking well. 💀

[@jbomb7867]

Did you call him that?

[@beez3620]

you gave him a cool x-men nickname, you should have called him mundane manipulator

[@Jocelyn12700]

lowkey envy you bc I would love to have noel absolutely toast my piece of shit ex

[@Tubepoacher]

Probably the only girl ever to have called her ex that frfr

[@WallyCrew]

I'm not :)

[@angomango]

just saw noel live in boston, the difference between noel on screen compared to live is crazy 😭

[@digikaa]

can we get a compare and contrast statement?

[@angomango]

@@digikaa basically censored to uncensored 😭

[@Alex-rw9bd]

Just saw the mf in Orlando, this is so true lmaoo

[@GettinDiamonds]

the third story had me crying😭it sounded like a story a middle schooler made up to tell his friends.

[@A2kisses]

master manipulator one was so unbelievably cringe i couldn't believe someone willingly wrote that 😭

[@JanieNewton]

Yeeeeeeeees more videos! I absolutely love when Aleena pops in 😊 Thanks for uploading! 🎉

[@zenraloc]

How's that last guy gonna believe his ex after she tried to fool him with a google stock photo and use his troubled child hood against him. I'd have the girl prove it with a DNA test which ofcourse can only be done after she has a kid. Call her bluff out real quick

[@prenimystic]

*"you took my little rescue dog and defiled him."* 💀

[@oliviakparker]

The quality of Noel’s videos are absolutely incredible.

[@sunny100294]

Damn the story with the one sided relationship is what I’m experiencing right now. It hurts but Idk if I’m ready to let go 🙈

[@Daniel-boy737]

Do it, it’s worth it. Sucks at first but then u have the chance to find someone who actually values u.

[@jillian3606]

@@Daniel-boy737 quality advice from danny devito

[@dopaminator9452]

I'm in a similar relationship, we both agree texting is quite boring and distracting. So we text maybe once a day. I would talk to him/her and ask what is up. Maybe he/she just doesn't like texting or something.

[@jmat04]

i get that it sucks and it’ll hurt for a while but you know what you gotta do dude.

[@iamcool544]

dont reach out. Give it a week. If they dont even attempt to hit you back you know they aint trying.

[@okayokayokay111]

saw noel live in NYC- worth every penny. such a funny show, my friends and i were star stuck.

[@listenboi]

11:04 that’s genuinely so funny

[@gageoutkast4030]

I love my favorite rapper Unhoused Johnson!!!

[@nadiakeaton5680]

LMAOOOO STOP

[@lukem5604]

this was fuckin horrible at every turn thank you!

[@Simonrosseel]

'My dad left before I was born and I told myself I would never by like him' god damn dude, bless this guy

[@princess-ko8go]

$5 therapy is the best & this ep was so funny

[@lia.lia.lia.]

start to finish this video had me in shambles i cannot wait to see this man be an absolute menace on stage for over an hour straight this weekend

[@Kxrben]

What's surprising, is that this guy is still willing to mess around, after her referring to him as a "Hobo"......'You have a hard time at 20 finding a place, because ya know, youre 20, and have to save first, last and deposit, and make 3x rent to afford a place? alright.... hobo!'

[@bladdyboi2962]

I love how in the first one you can watch the guy slowly start to realize he has a dommy mommy kink

[@bradyknight5791]

I be hittin that from the back like, make me feel better

[@紅葉-c2c]

That start ain't had no business being that fire

[@_slippery_51]

If you’re new here, this is a welcoming community based on helping people in a variety of circumstances. It’s a safe space, so please drop all of your problems down below.

[@رزيئة]

I had too much food and I shat a hot painful shit and now my asshole hurts and mom won't let me buy probiotic bacteria to fix my digestive system 😢😢😢😢

[@lrizzard]

my mom left my dad and married the most horrible person possible and now i dont feel safe in my home and often consider sewer side 😢

[@A_Ducky]

​@@رزيئة I think you win. There can be no problem bigger than yours, so the rest might as well stop trying. Here: 🥇🏆

[@brother_of_bruh]

I was sexually abused by my therapist ✌️

[@meggoeggo4444]

@@رزيئةyogurt!!!

[@obamawasthere8640]

Noel the one about the girl getting her doctorate I relate to heavily and your advice helps, thanks

[@NosleepNogains]

Watching this while finishing my at home exams, you the man, man

[@cheapshotfishing9239]

This was actually the most fire rap noel ever did

[@raccoon.pies.]

I love how the most common therapy question is should I get real therapy?

[@ratata-rich]

only an introspective man can come up with a rap like that

[@christianluongo3306]

Just saw you in boston and my god you did not disappoint, i hope to see another show soon but keep it up noel we love you

[@sakuraqueen1734]

Ngl the butt crack shaving guy and girl is kinda nice. As a need not a kink though, b/c I've cut myself and missed spots many times tryna do it myself. 🤦🏽‍♀️ I hope my future husband is willing to help shave and wax 🤣 (I have PCOS so it's a pain 😭)

[@ryd8493]

use nair or a trimmer

[@sakuraqueen1734]

@@ryd8493 I've tried those too, I've knocked myself with a trimmer every time too 😂💀

[@dartyhernandez6497]

name a fan base that both lies more and has a more demented imagination than Noel Millers’ fan base

[@miles_quartz]

to the first person- if you genuinely do have some sort of degradation kink, that's totally fine! not all kinks/sexual fantasies have some sort of psychological root from childhood, it's just okay to be interested in whatever you're interested in, as long as everything is consensual and agreed upon but all parties involved. :) if your partner is actually doing things that are too rough or that make you uncomfortable, you should tell them up front. :)

[@DMomsFan1]

17 MINS?!? Wow weve been blessed

[@MD-zm6sn]

I was still slaying it out there when I was homeless.

[@57utwh0r3]

i love the live studio audience

[@kellymaganini9228]

i love that, when the letter was addressed to alex, noel just completely ignored it

[@gabimaza780]

“And the Ukrainian boy” why was that so wholesome?😅

[@joshuasellers4473]

Noel’s outro is such a good song to smoke a bowl to

[@Minecraftdude28]

watching this before going to see him perform tonight 🥳🥳🥳

[@arijanj]

that angular bit was so good

[@alexmueller9837]

i cant wait to see uncle nole, im vibrating with excitement

[@kirstenmcculloch3008]

this is an amazing series allena + noel 4ever

[@footballgirl263]

I'm a woman and I need that kind of comfortability in relationships. he can hmu lmao

[@qweenwzrrd]

Aleena looked so beautiful I nearly fainted.

[@Harrypotatis]

This one was one of the funniest videos you’ve made in a long time!

[@brickowls7886]

Noel's worth more than 5$, he's worth like $5.25 at most

[@mariafahim5]

YESSSSAG ANOTHER VIDEO I WAS REWATCHING ALL URS JUST NOW

[@brandonshoots_]

Noel just starting off with a genius rap parody 😂

[@traeadkins9798]

Cleveland tour was hella funny, first comedy show I’ve ever been to, and may I say, I was crying…

[@julianwarmink7563]

This vid is pure gold

[@Daz_killer]

That title is wild

[@tyler.harford6479]

So excited for the show in Pittsburgh this week

[@theyfeeltheboy]

wanting to feel accepted by noel makes people call someone who's been kicked out a hobo and be a dick to people for no reason, this series might be enabling

[@STOPSYPHER]

I mean if you’re homeless you are a hobo. coming from a previous street rat 👍🏻 (who was kicked out)

[@theyfeeltheboy]

i was breaking my fast when i wrote this i don't remember this video nor why i made this viewpoint lol shit crazy

[@pixi-ew5wf]

fair enough

[@laurenp2149]

Happy Ramadan!

[@theyfeeltheboy]

@@laurenp2149 💞

[@Blazee2897]

Aleena is the kind of girl that I'm scared of.

[@taliagrace8659]

For these types of things to happen to you is one thing, but to type out the entire story for Noel to read and judge online? You’ve gotta be the most open book ever to submit these 😅

[@introvertedextrovert1913]

Love these videos Keep em coming !

[@jhendyy]

That intro rap got me LMAO

[@samrivv1709]

I went to the New Haven show last night! Absolutely hilarious from start to end.

[@olive-yello]

"This is real therapy!" **Gives the worst advice possible**

[@Leilani2828]

2:40 the giant sully lmaooo wasn't prepared

[@Carols989]

The butthole one got Noel questioning some stuff

[@placefantasy1821]

Can’t even call girlie a home wrecker bc bro didn’t have a home to wreck

[@tenner1660]

opened the vid with a whole Earl Sweatshirt song

[@shubh1373]

1:02 as someone having cold atm i relate to this

[@rimvydasdemenius1984]

This concept rocks 🪨 🎸 🙌🏻

[@em_productions7915]

Currently watching this in the waiting room of a glass repair shop. I keep having to turn it down cause Noel will blurt some out of pocket shit out.

[@quepasacalabasa]

I’m impressed Noel knows Temecula lol.

[@jelllycroissant]

thought the same 💀

[@emmacameron3866]

“Rizz up or move on” I’m going to use that

[@Michelle-mj9hb]

First story guy mentioned he was seeing you in Denver; the red head has to be my friend Kristen; that is 100% her personality and same area.

[@Gettingther]

yo, Great show in new haven last night!

[@bryantbauer7268]

Can’t wait to see Noel in PGH 🤩

[@samworrall6789]

My favourite one so far hahaha. Crying laughing😂

[@JasmineValentine]

this triggered my fight or flight

[@Big_Pants_]

Feel bad for anyone actually named Eliot wolfert who was dragged into this

[@callymilller]

Brutal closing line.

[@amusiclover7340]

Did them dirty with that title 😭💀

[@WayneW28]

I’m seeing Noel the 30th. Wish me luck, I think I’ll need it

[@ilya8132]

Noel secretly submitted the chocolate starfish email to see if wifey would be down. Poor, self-repressed man.

[@tydumeproductions]

Just want to say the live show was great this weekend!

[@courtneylavere]

Noel’s juice wrld impression in the first 40 seconds was spot on 😅

[@ivangorodokin7605]

As a frontend Angular intern I didn't expect to be personally attacked by Noel like this, but OK I guess

[@aapcocky1499]

Noel is really going to act like half his songs don’t sound like this

[@Gamefan12345]

by far the best episode lmfaooo