Losing my patients

[@HeisenbergFam]

"I dont get it, you look good, how are you diabetic, thats weird, you got weird body" Imagine Noel being your doctor

[@Timman57]

A true professional at work ✊🏼

[@levilore_7126]

my bf has diabetes and i immediately sent that clip to him

[@gracepicken2849]

As a diabetic I do be having a weird body lol 😂

[@astroblast2325]

As a diabetic it felt nice that he said i looked good tbh. It's the little things that count (since i hardly count my carbs)

[@redwiltshire1816]

I often get told my health professionals “how are you still alive” then get tested and my vitals are healthy and nobody knows how

[@famalama6695]

Noel talking about his fresh cut as if it doesn’t look the exact same 💀

[@haleyyyyyyy]

i legit thought it was a joke

[@Jimmy-cv2js]

His dome piece always doin somethin… In the last 3 years he went from MC Adam to Eminem lmaoo

[@sagewilliams]

not his fault you never caught him slipping

[@christ4572]

Damn got him

[@glock-kay]

From a therapist to a doctor, Noel's portfolio of jobs is truly admirable. Next video he'll probably be a scientist or a lawyer.

[@glock-kay]

No I am not a bot.

[@sakuraqueen1734]

He used to actually be a software engineer 😂

[@Daocow123]

Johnny Sins better watch out, he's got competition

[@kiiturii]

he already been a software engineer lol

[@bigfanofdong]

You straight jacked this comment from the last doctor Noel video lol

[@nickmagwood9200]

My right eye moved when I was a kid and I showed my dad and he was like “please say that’s a trick you learned at school”. Turns out it was a malignant tumor! 😁

[@devilsadvocate8946]

Cheers to the party trick

[@BRENDAESQUIVELF]

Jeez, hope you're ok now, though!

[@nickmagwood9200]

@@BRENDAESQUIVELF stronger than ever 10 years cancer free

[@bluestReacts]

The way doctors grill you with questions is some of the most stressful shit

[@prevaloir5362]

its calming to know someone cares that much imo

[@mwilt7227]

If you think ab it there’s only so many symptoms so they’re literally just playing life or death Guess Who but with diseases and injuries 😦

[@Tabako-san]

You'd be absolutely amazed by the amount that people lie to their doctors and nurses to save face during severe medical problems. Anyone who has had to treat a patient who had an object lodged in their rectum can attest.

[@FRanger92]

IKR they should be able to tell what's wrong just by looking at you. FFS //s

[@doctorsnore]

😭 I'm sorrryyyy...They train us to grill you with the questions. We're timed.

[@jackraniere7906]

I nearly passed out hearing him talk about leaking spinal fluid from their face.

[@arminarmout7780]

Noel just accurately reenacted how my Diabetes diagnosis went. Im literally not joking.

[@Peace2Mateo]

💀

[@mycorporateamerica]

SAME they’re criminally uneducated and dgaf 😭

[@isky6541]

Yikes :/

[@henryjubeda7617]

Yeah avoid childhood vaccines

[@arminarmout7780]

@@henryjubeda7617 bro what?

[@Timman57]

Always fun to have a dose of Noel with my alcoholism

[@sonnyc.9784]

the way i have a corona in hand reading your comment means we’re in the same boat brother

[@Timman57]

@@sonnyc.9784 Im on that Wild Turkey 101 already, brotha haha

[@joshwilson2402]

Touché

[@ozu2647]

real early afternoon hours

[@izzz222]

As opposed to my dose of alcohol with my noelism

[@actionjackson3522]

It's wild to me that health insurance in the U.S. is basically "I hit my head and probably have cerebrospinal fluid leaking out, but let me ask randos on the Internet if I'm ok."

[@CherryGumdrops707]

I don't feel like they did it because they couldn't afford treatment, they probably just didn't want to go to actually go to the doctor.

[@wildboar67]

@@CherryGumdrops707 Most of "not actually wanting to go to the doctor" comes down to "I dont want to have to pay out the ass if I dont have to."

[@_Jay_Maker_]

@@wildboar67 Not just that. After COVID, way more people are less "money" and more "doctors are fucking government shills and I don't trust them." Medicinal science is fucked all up and down because nobody trusts anyone anymore. Stories just like this are pretty good examples of why.

[@Atlasintokyo]

@@wildboar67 the only reason I don't go to the doctor is if I don't have transportation I was lucky enough to have my disabled parents put me on their insurance and because of that I guaranteed my insurance up until I'm almost 30 without that I would still go to the doctors. I would literally get credit lines just for it like there is no fucking way I wouldn't go to the doctors when I only get one body like one time like imagine something bad happens and I miss one doctors appointment I die because of it fuck no I am going to go regardless of how much it cost. This is my one body.

[@breadpilled2587]

As someone with chronic illness, this is so realistic

[@rubygiselle]

FRRR BROOOO, doctors are actually hopeless

[@whosstal]

“Have you tried; essential oils, yoga, drinking water, vitamins, going vegan” heard it all 🤦‍♀️

[@frosty_teacup]

"have you considered that you might just have anxiety?" 🫶🤪👀🤩💖✨🤗💘

[@bobbijon]

Right?!

[@kiraaisling9603]

Bro they’re so mean. How do you go through like 10 years of school and still be so stupid

[@That1flute]

I kept missing my period while my husband was away for several months and the doctor tried to gaslight me into thinking i cheated and was pregnant. Turns out I have an almost nonexistent thyroid.

[@jadedkorean]

😯

[@LadyJuliane8]

the health care system is such a joke especially when it comes to womens issues

[@wildboar67]

im so sorry thats beyond fucked up. the US medial system is so mysogenistic its absurd

[@snikklefritz3640]

I'm right there with you. It took years to find out I'm in early stage menopause now. I'm 29. Years of doctors not doing blood work and only reccomending pregnancy tests and ibuprofen for abdominal pain with no period. Followed up with horrific mental health issues I was trying to make sense of. If you are a woman needing healthcare you are treated like you're a hypochondriac, crazy, nagging baby.

[@corancoranthemagicalman]

Love that I keep finding out things and symptoms about thyroids from KZbin COMMENTS rather than any doctor I've seen LOL. Sorry you had to go through all of that though, and hope everything is better now! While it had nothing to do with my thyroid, I went through six months of forcing my arm to move when it was practically immobile and in too much pain only for every doctor I met to tell me that I was faking it, and much too young for it to be anything that my parents were asking if it might have been (was still a minor at the time). The one thing my dad made sure to ask was "is it tendonitis" which is what got the "you're too young for that" response. Long and short, turns out that I damaged my arm while bowling, and my mother's General Practitioner suggested I actually *stop* using my arm (against what every doctor *I* had seen said) because it was likely *tendonitis. Y'know. That pretty common thing to get.* Healed it enough that I can use my arm, even if I'm in practical chronic pain now from the nerve damage that had been done and not allowed to heal properly. Not related specifically to women's health, obviously, but still a... *fun* experience.

[@emr69]

i am so used to noel giving bullshit answers often disguised as advice that when he started talking about spinal fluid coming from ur nose i was like "no way this is real" and i found out it is in fact real and extremely serious. thank u noel for educating me i never would've thought i would learn something from this

[@Atlasintokyo]

I never wanna hit my head again like wtf!!!

[@BossHamster]

I can always count on this series to get me bricked up

[@ari1758]

ayo? 🤨

[@bsbg-lifts]

Im calling the police

[@LadyJuliane8]

hard to watch ❎ hard while watching ✅

[@halatiny6537]

Um

[@chmchn]

Damn man. I didn't know down got this bad

[@oprahsgran5989]

When I realized my mortality when I was 7, I had convinced myself that everyone was fake and I was the only real one and thought that was just how life was for while in my life. I couldn't conceptualize my own consciousness and still barely can lmao.

[@jadedkorean]

same

[@actuallytyler8262]

@FBI put this guy on the list

[@ethanpatch6840]

that’s a scary way to think

[@pititbossou]

i think u were just born wrong tbh

[@Zakaria-bt1dh]

It’s crazy to think that everyone has real thoughts and experiences continuously

[@Lombzi]

Honestly had no clue about that spinal fluid thing or even knew that was possible. Who would've thought I would learn something from Dr.Miller today

[@8887koko]

As someone in med school… it is not and all of the “physicians” on this subreddit are also not real 😂 what doc is working all day and then going home to do more work for… fun? Also it is fully illegal to post medical advice online to people in such a way for docs in the US.

[@mmalove98]

I had spinal fluid come outta my eye one time it ended up being fine 🤷🏻

[@jilliankailab]

@@8887koko as someone with a brain disorder it is completely possible to have a CSF leak drain out of your nose or ear

[@s4di.3]

​@@8887koko I do not believe a word you just said

[@HoloScope]

@@8887koko pretty stupid that that is illegal

[@sadfaceofficial1740]

My libido strengthens with every Noel upload

[@Timman57]

Will never be as high as that one lady from Milf Manor, tho lol

[@sadfaceofficial1740]

@@Timman57 ….touché

[@gregothy9190]

My libido strengthens every time sadfaceofficial comments

[@scootdotmetro]

Noel's face constantly looks like it wants to emote harder than it physically can, so it gets to the peak of where it can strecth and holds it real intently

[@hayyybailsss]

I went to a therapist that diagnosed me with 3 things then proceeded to tell me she didn’t believe in medicine and that gods healing powers would fix me. She gave me a note pad to write my feelings down on and called it a day… I found a new therapist.

[@guppy719]

Probably works as well as any other form of therapy.

[@TotallyNotBrad123]

​@@guppy719 As somebody who's been on all sides of therapy - you're not wrong.

[@NotAdultingToday]

The writing down part is fine, but not believing in medicine and just turn to Jesus is such a red flag. People can and do find strength in religion, but it's not going to answer and help with everything. Glad you got a different therapist.

[@devilsadvocate8946]

Thank god ya did. Therapists are like shoes, gotta find the right fit. And some are like putting toddler shoes on a grown ass adult.

[@starryanarchy]

it's like you always know when I'm in the mists of a depressive episode, thanks Noel💀

[@Timman57]

Shame it doesn't last longer though, the episode, not your depressive episode 😅

[@YangusCool]

Have you considered Jesus Christ?

[@astroblast2325]

Don't want to be an ass, but the term is "midst". Mist kind of works too, though, with the depressive brainfog and all.

[@starryanarchy]

@AstroBlast as long as it works, I'll just keep it like it is

[@josh3476]

Maybe you should consider letting your lord and saviour jesus christ into your life! on a real note i hope you feel better soon

[@FlutterBye-gk5ec]

I accepted my mortality at 5 because I got ✨cancer✨. I'm all good now but I was aware I could die. A friend of mine a year older than me did die, which kinda drove the whole thing home 🎉

[@tenayaunger724]

Well I’m glad you’re okay now!!!!!

[@devilsadvocate8946]

Glad you’re still around!

[@zeeby24]

I also accepted my mortality at 5 because I got cancer! It set me up to have a pretty healthy relationship w death. When you’ve already met it, it doesn’t seem so evil and unknown yk?

[@pbee.njayay444]

Im very sorry. I hope life has been kinder and more peaceful for you as of now. Best wishes, friend

[@Benny5000]

I always wait until you’ve posted like 3 videos, just to watch 3 in one sitting. I consider that smart

[@Timman57]

The self restraint is admirable

[@BossHamster]

Nah I have to space them out or I will overdose on being unsettled

[@whosstal]

Had a doctor tell me my symptoms were “all in my head” but then we went to another doctor who actually ran bloodwork and turned out I have a rare disease where my body hates the sun and tries eating itself 🫠

[@psyched7409]

That's called being a vampire my dude

[@whosstal]

@@psyched7409 LMAO NEXT TIME SOMEONE ASKS IMMA SAY THAT

[@cloudliightz]

@@whosstalcould i ask what the name is? im really curious

[@moooavila]

about the doctor who prescribed the lord for depression: my psychiatrist recently told me that i "wasn't walking fast enough and should be running" when i told him that his prescription of "going on walks" wasn't helping my DIAGNOSED OCD. (this is after i told him that running has previously made me spiral into my past ed). so yes get a new PCP cause i'm looking for a new psychiatrist.

[@MessiestJessie]

My grandma died and her funeral was on my 5th birthday so we couldn’t have a party that day. So I remember thinking not only am I going to die but also my birthday doesn’t really matter.

[@ILLUMINATED-1]

When 9/11 was happening i was a small child who was upset that all the tv channels were playing 9/11 shit and i was gonna miss dragon ball z

[@El1society]

@@ILLUMINATED-1wait even on kids channels?

[@nikobutterbar928]

Dude thank GOD Noel knew about the spinal fluid thing, I was worried he was just gonna good on it and move on and this person was just going to die or something

[@vaernima]

I mean it's great that he knew, but really? You're worried that some random who posted 3 months ago was going to take goofy advice from a youtuber and then die because they didn't seek appropriate treatment? That seems like natural selection to me,

[@blueberrysquid]

@@vaernima I think they were being sarcastic? I hope so at least lol

[@Haiylin]

​@@vaernimanah bro in all seriousness, I had no idea about the CSF leaking after head trauma. I literally just splattered my head on the floor and had liquid come out of my nose, I instantly remembered this video and I went to the emergency room straight away I'm not letting my brain dry up like a raisin

[@Simonicity]

My pcp growing up gaslit me into thinking nothing was ever wrong with me, fast forward to 2016 and my whole body starts shutting down due to multiple overlapping undiagnosed and untreated autoimmune disorders that could’ve been caught when I was a kid.

[@gargles5270]

that is horrible :( i hope you’re getting the treatment you need now 🫶🏻

[@gracefarella786]

as someone dealing with wicked health anxiety rn for no reason, this actually made me feel better

[@kurtashcraft3761]

Hey if it makes you feel any better, I just went to the doctor absolutely convinced I was sick/dying and he did a full physical on me and I ended up being pretty healthy, but he said the way that stress & anxiety sometimes manifests will make us think we're sick/dying. My own father went to the ER 4 times, convinced he was having a heart attack before just accepting he couldn't manage his stress and what he was feeling was just a panic attack. So, more likely than not, whatever you're feeling is just your anxiety's way of manifesting itself. I hope you can find peace soon though

[@maddyocean5948]

as a sickie, i’d say, enjoy it while you can

[@Davrzs]

This is great. I get home, sit on the toilet and see that Noel posted. Nothing beats this

[@kameo360fan]

I was like 4-5 when I realized my mortality. I started freaking out and crying. My parents called the babysitter and went into another room to do their own thing. I was over it by the next day lmao

[@genevieve.w]

I found out I was going to die when I was 3-4 and I was talking to my mom and I said "But humans will live forever just like unicorns, right mommy?" And all she said was "No" and I can still feel my heart falling out my ass from that revelation 25 years later.

[@udednow]

Idk why everyone was laughing in the first few minutes, Noel's roleplaying a very accurate Ortho surgeon

[@bananaduck14]

The chewing in the doctor part absolutely killed me

[@phelan8385]

i love these videos so much they feel like theyre 3 minutes long they go by so fast

[@annualleopard3063]

As a diabetic, I can confirm that dropshipping rlly does help pay for Insulin

[@dedelove4444]

Noel! Baby Killer here from UCF and I just wanted to say thank you. My boyfriend and I will proudly recount that moment every time we kill an embryo with 1.5 grams of levonorgestrel. Your set was great and we can’t wait to see you again next time you go on tour!

[@Zechree]

I love Noel’s humor… “imagine a nine year old just killing his whole family and then looking to the cops like, I didn’t wanna be alone when I die”

[@ncense1608]

the fear of death didn't start hitting until i was 14. until 12, i was christian and was like "fuck yeah! jesus!" and then 12-13 i was much too depressed to care. and then 14 my grandfather died and he had a bunch of friends, friend's kids, family & even boy scouts he used to mentor that came to his ~celebration of life~ and i started freaking out about how little ive achieved in my life

[@areeba4178]

the way there was an ad exactly at 4:39 lmao

[@nathanens8806]

Always Noel with the comedic timing, might’ve just got diagnosed with cancer today💀

[@d1sasteroid]

holy shit hope you’re okay

[@jck5166]

L

[@sheria117]

skill issue

[@unadurkovic9205]

Praying for you

[@megan-ladon-shark]

i learned about death when i was 3 and I described it to everyone in my preschool (I have a late bday) and made my whole class cry. got sent to school psych.

[@kiarasimone123]

The fact that surgeons will probably look like Noel in the next 5-10 years is scary

[@gargles5270]

“why? you’re not gonna know when it happens” is genuinely such profound wisdom to me as someone who’s been fearing death for like 10 years, thank you sm for sharing it

[@weebness1106]

LMAO Noel’s doc impersonation is ON POINT 🤣🤣

[@dumbartsupremacy6025]

i love how noel miller makes fun of redditers but like all of his videos r him on reddit 💀

[@slowlanegamer]

You hear the terms Noel uses like tribute among others? This man is a neck beard hiding inside of a 5’6” tall 120 pound man suit lmao … you can almost see the fedora thru the skin suit when he takes off the doctors cap and the beginning of the video 🤣

[@Soiboi482]

0:15 bro looks like that one cool uncle we all have

[@CDLCinder]

As a nursing student, this is how I aspire to be with patients

[@brookiemadison97]

As I diabetic, I do have a weird body thank you for noticing

[@razvanefros411]

No joke, one of my father's employees was reloading shotgun shells by hand, and one of them went off and tore his hand to pieces. Mf wrapped it in some rags and called it a day. Couple days later dad calls him to see why he's not showing up at work, he say "yeah i damaged my hand a little bit". Dad comes to check on him, immediately drives him to hospital. Doctors had to reconnect his nerve tissue in some points

[@kristenbarho7463]

2:01 eating Oreos watching this video like 👁👄👁

[@googoogaga7986]

Very nervous for my trip I’m going on tomorrow as my driving anxiety has spiked 😭 very glad to have this video before I sleep

[@Hailey-bz2ym]

You got this!!

[@mathdanse]

Watching Noel while I get ready to go see Noel. This is a good day. ❤

[@irohsteacup]

Noel is so mean to his friends. He's such a good friend for that.

[@brennangillespie2837]

It’s a fact in certain scenarios your consciousness lingers on a bit after all bodily functions have stopped (deceased) so potentially you could hear an emt pronounce you dead… how terrifying

[@Hailey-bz2ym]

I realized my own mortality around 7 like y’all but ever since it’ll set in every few years and I’ll have an existential crisis for a few months then it’ll go away again :)

[@lazarus9353]

I really wanted to go to your performances in The Netherlands, but I couldn’t/can’t for reasons I won’t get into. I’ll definitely try join your next international tour (if you do one again). Love your jokes Noel, keep on keeping on dude!

[@doctorsnore]

I'm unironically going to call surgical incisions "fresh cuts" from now on.

[@joshwilson2402]

I'm 21 and only had reality actually hit me when I was about 15 that I was actually going to die one day

[@Wr3cktalPr0lapse]

Theoretically I knew death was a thing but didn’t grasp my mortality until like 22

[@nakhiahodges]

6:10 that change of voice proves noel has 7 children

[@heckledeckleshmeckle]

Noel has been auditioning for the Barbie movie for a while I hope he knows it's already done filming

[@kllerl]

Bro you gotta do more of these doctor ones. so good.

[@nonmorto3563]

Noel looks like he’s going on the hajj. Ramadan Mubarak ☪️

[@6235river]

4:39 I haven't laughed this hard in a while lol

[@Jay_one]

10:04 after my daughter died and I went to see the doctor because I felt my mental health decreasing to a level I felt was becoming unmanageable, the doctor (not my regular doctor, by the way, and she was wearing a hijab) told me to get a rosary and pray while I walk in a park because “prayers get to god faster when you pray while in movement.” Of course I had a mental breakdown further down the line. Why you asking?

[@excuseme2770]

On a plane, solid turbulence, so if it's going down I'm glad I get to end it watching Noel

[@marcelamonkey4268]

Noel’s slowly becoming Barbie

[@mob5209]

2:20 was the most I've laughed in awhile. Needed that

[@tikvahlanz6335]

I’m a Christian (and I have depression) and I would drop that PCP so fast. That crosses so many lines.

[@MC-qt1sn]

@8:00 that is spinal fluid

[@stoaksawbr2803]

At this point he’s just the Johnny Sins of comedy

[@aleesajordan4747]

way to make me existential four minutes in noel. thanks. great start to my night 👍

[@Omar-ny8lz]

Noel looking like a muslim in ramadan in thumbnail lmao

[@malloryhelton]

I’m seeing you tonight in KC and I can’t wait!!!!!

[@SOZENONLINE]

i feel special for that dedicated omaha intro, im going to the show by myself and im so hyped for it

[@nathanielkendrick3088]

I just noticed Noel doesnt really move his jaw when he talks, just his lips

[@dra9onslayer]

"Unless we accept that Jesus Christ is mos important and comes first" into a hard transition for a local Easter church service advertisement knocked me out

[@Wokeuplatethebreakfastclosed]

noels turning into johnny sins with all these different careers

[@jynxspeaks]

I don't even remember when I realized mortality was a thing, I just kind of always knew. No one told me, but I remember being a really really young child and being like "yeah, mom's gonna die soon" so I would stay up really late at night to watch her sleep and check her breathing in case she died. I didn't fear my own death until I got married and realized someone actually loved me and if I died it would hurt them. Before that I was pretty fond of the idea of dying but terrified of everyone else dying. I also believed from a very young age that I was killing people with my mind (although now we know that that was likely a combo of OCD and schizophrenia doing the thing)

[@thunderclancat123]

At the age of 10 I got corneal deterioration. We went to the eye doctor several times, and each time, they told me I was lying. I could read, just everything had double vision. They saw me read most of the letters on the test and said I was lying for attention. I finally got my diagnosis at age 20, im 22 now. Even then, at 20, the first doctor I went to she accused me of not caring if I got help because I didnt want to try glasses (I already have, they dont work). I had to find a corneal specialist to actually help me. The shape of my eye is warped, which was what caused my double vision. What happened was that each doctors office I went to, they didn't have the machine that takes a map of the surface of your eye. 10 years of this bullshit

[@jaws5671]

"the stuff behind my phone" thats craaazy man 😂

[@vibin_ellie]

the way he said omaha at the beginning has me screaming 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@jednrrp]

"the stuff behind my phone" You mean the world 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ariellebro]

Ah man, back at it again. Thank God I have Dr. Noel to save the day.

[@kacpermakosa9001]

The youtube ad at 4:40 was just too cruel

[@doomstree4208]

Immaculate ad placement, that one deserves applaus

[@johnnyjoestar7143]

7:10, My left eye does this. I can control it, put it back right or make it drift on purpose. I forgot the exact name, extro- something but my optician explained it's something to do with the muscles. They gave my exercises to strengthen it but it barely happens, just when I'm very tired. My vision is good though, better than 20/20, my prescription is 0.25....basically the lowest one that doesn't require any glasses

[@emschlef]

It's called exotropia, it impacts my right eye. It can get really hard to control when I'm stressed and disassociating, but it otherwise can feel good.

[@johnnyjoestar7143]

@@emschlef will it get worse? I really don't want a permanent lazy eye in the future where it begins to impact my vision too

[@thisisnotmymainacc]

scared at the fact he yelled “SHOPIFY STORE SHOPIFY STORE” and i instantly got a shopify ad

[@peterbaillif4607]

Ah sweet he uploaded just in time for my lunch break!

[@xannas.9207]

I cant wait to show my friend who has diabetes that intro... like he'll be so happy

[@rei9271]

that depression find god doctor thing happened to me too lmfao i was 12 and my mom told him i was depressed and he looked me in the eye and said "have u tried going to church?" went home even more depressed

[@thatwalder]

Noel got that Johnny Sin look about him

[@ilaallstar]

Lol anyone else think Noel was Muslim in this episode. Happy Ramadan! ❤😂❤

[@JustenHarden]

5:05 a real AXE-ident. Ha

[@Evilclownfishyoutube]

THE STOCK VIDEOS AND IMAGES ARE SO FUCJING FUNNY

[@florasteien1353]

my mom looked over my shoulder and asked if noel was one of the famous doctors she watches

[@patrickhaen2644]

Hello from Nebraska! Can't wait to see you in Omaha!

[@nokhaobec5618]

not me thinking he was wearing a prayer robe and a kufi for ramadan

[@marywright7111]

Not me watching this shortly after having a clear liquid leaving my ear 😂

[@Megumi011]

My eyes blurred for a SECOND and I thought it said ‘losing my parents’ 😄😄😄

[@Timman57]

4:40 was a helluva time to place an ad, youtube.