Theo and Caleb Pressley Check in on Riley Mau

[@TheoVonClips]

bit.ly/theovonclips

[@suedenim6590]

Riley controls those computers with his mind by now 😂 (joking aside he is either sterile or a liar he would be having spontaneous erect1ons all the time from the wind even 😂😂😂)

[@nicksilver_music]

What is gonna happen when every comment you ever left on social media gets compiled and released one day lol its over for most of us lol

[@maxxpirk]

You have to have done it once for your body to make it happen in a dream.

[@Jon_Bonds_Jovi]

Theo, you & Caleb need to take this man out & get him an escort lol.

[@chrismcclanahan7398]

Riley mau....the cum camel.

[@Greazy__E]

Some poor girl is going to get turned into a Pompeii villager by the unjackable Riley Mau

[@Schuylock]

It's going to be Armageddon.

[@russsle]

This shit had my stomach hurting omfg

[@diegovalenzuela5235]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@CAxALLDAY]

bros gonna be playing with it like play doh

[@brendanbloomberg3283]

He'll be happily married with 3 kids by 40. You heathens just can't wrap your mind around it.

[@ianpfeuffer6136]

I didn’t realize Riley “the unbustable” Mau was still doing the pod. Gotta respect that man

[@trAAAp3]

PG, praise God!

[@anderino_]

I love him but you y’all know what happened to nick and chin? Did he stay with Sausage puffer vest Brendan Shlob

[@crimsoncomposure]

Nick is in Hollywood literally advocating for pissing in sinks to cover Brendan. Wish I was kidding

[@anderino_]

@@crimsoncomposure bummer… nick and Theo always made me crack up especially when they’d uncontrollably continue to laugh while trying to roast each other

[@percnowitzki3808]

This man said "the unbustable"😭😭

[@mojohmusic]

'This man refuses to ejaculate in a very ejaculatory world' - one of the realest things ever to be said by anyone

[@scrock8621]

Was about to type that but thought I’d check first. Such a great phrase lol

[@KenGold666]

lmao 🤣

[@fuhq6731]

so damn funny

[@singlemotherRespector]

Poetry

[@dimebagdd]

Riley is one of those unintentionally hilarious people.

[@z-z-z-z]

yep, i love riley! i wish he could be on every show and have a little input; like nick used to...

[@R3Ddyfilms]

And his comedic timing is so so perfect

[@phoenixxtheory]

Minus the hilarity

[@hogleg8103]

No not really

[@abhilashpillai2131]

the new age jordan schlansky

[@roodsound]

Can we take a minute and appreciate that Riley is a great sound engineer

[@MTDubbsCCR]

I feel like the only time Theo gets visibly irritated is with Riley’s replies 😂

[@Fvbnjd3357]

Or his face is flooded with concern lol

[@tc4423]

General confusion. Hahahaha

[@jakenorth4811]

😂

[@randomdudeeveryoneknows]

​@@tc4423gotta remember, it's hard for Theo to understand anything. Lol

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

Thats what makes it funnier

[@gabrielgripp516]

The golden oreo. The unjerkable Riley Mau

[@TheoVonClips]

still unjackable

[@westxranchin]

@@TheoVonClips is that you Riley?

[@andreiarca3024]

​@@KGMDLeopardFace if he believes in his religion enough to not jerk it he's definitely not killing himself.

[@Civilmonkey1]

The male nun

[@Ge0rge_0rwell]

​@@KGMDLeopardFace ....okay kid

[@camschuster5947]

I almost crashed my car when Theo called Riley a “Semen Mule…” 💀

[@johnlenz420]

5:30 for those interested lol

[@crucifire9224]

Watch that embankment gang!

[@camschuster5947]

@@johnlenz420 thanks John, regretted it didn’t put the time stamp down. Good lookin out! GG

[@farttruster8715]

really? my face when he said that was so emotionless.. i wish i had lower standards

[@dbeck82]

Same, Go Padres!

[@travissssss353]

Riley needs to be more involved man! The Riley and Theo combo is hilarious

[@Pwki7F]

the contrast is great

[@ganglestank]

It's so good because theo is so fucking over the top and riley is just like a flat soda, the fact that it doesn't work is what makes it work

[@jomomma89]

I thought I’d never see Riley Mau again. The contrast between him and Theo is so damn funny!

[@devinsilva2102]

3:19 “do you ever pray that god touches you in your sleep?” 😂😂 don’t ever change theo😂

[@nf5011]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Bsdtwk]

The pause after he says “I don’t” was perfect 😂

[@dancully2921]

Best line

[@KD-zs8lj]

😂😂

[@danielnln]

I have great respect for a man that maintains his principles in a unprincipled world. God bless you Ryley. May God bless you with a fruitful life.

[@Fvbnjd3357]

This had no business being so wholesome and hilarious at the same time . Theo is just the best

[@AmmoGus1]

Wholesome??

[@fanndamily03]

That’s Theo’s super power

[@RonCadillac]

Welcome to TPW

[@Fvbnjd3357]

​@@RonCadillacbeen here for years bro

[@elliotcowley8542]

As long as Riley is comfortable, I want more of these interrogations 😂

[@jayroc3337]

Riley needs to be on a watch list. Mama gonna be on the news one day

[@fanndamily03]

Exactly. I don’t want this guy to ever feel uncomfortable. You can tell he’s a good man.

[@adamdrakestudio]

He doesn’t look all that comfortable

[@chauncey5962]

@@adamdrakestudiomy thoughts to

[@adamdrakestudio]

you ever seen Being There?@@chauncey5962

[@TheNewTravel]

Interrogating the poor guy over not touching himself ... stay strong Riley 😂😂

[@chrisimus1625]

Well he's lying obviously lol

[@KD-zs8lj]

@@chrisimus1625 nah very believable tbh

[@darianzielinsky96]

​@@chrisimus1625 right. Like you would never try just out of curiosity? What does he do when it gets hard randomly? 😂

[@tpl1339]

@@darianzielinsky96he said it doesn’t 😂

[@frjcde9392]

@@darianzielinsky96when do you get hard randomly though? He’s 24, not a teenager 😂. Only random boner should be in the a.m, besides that you shouldn’t just be randomly get hard. That’s weirder than not jerking off daily 😂

[@AudibleVisibIe]

It is absolutely mind boggling that Riley has stuck around for this long 😂😂😂 I thought for sure he was gone the first time Theo made the no-nut revelation

[@withnail-and-i]

For real his continued presence is borderline surreal

[@christianmoreno7390]

I practice semen retention. The power is immense. Your nervous system is restored, I almost never get nervous, i’m super energetic, confident, charismatic. My capacity to love is amazing, and it’s a blessing from God. Try it guys

[@Flameb0]

@@christianmoreno7390 ill bet when u do bust its like fuckin nickelodeon studios

[@christianmoreno7390]

@@Flameb0 it has the power to create life

[@AudibleVisibIe]

@@Flameb0 S L I M E D

[@i_Gotcha_]

I know it’s Theos show. But a weekly check in with Riley would be cool he adds a nice layer to the pod 🙏🏻 Riley Mauuuu

[@jordantuley188]

Who’s here after he finally busted

[@VolvoCommand]

Praise god he has risen

[@HotMonkeyDik]

Proof his abstinance was just cover for being a virgin xD

[@taylordubose6963]

Our boy finally bokked that little choy praise GODDDDD

[@GaryLee123]

Dude this is better than any comedy skit that could be written

[@eniigmv]

The vague answers Riley gives are hilarious.

[@P_steez]

Theo- “how much cum do you think you have in you riley?” Riley- *gulps* “….a lot”

[@KayjaxMusic]

God I pray that this trio sticks around forever

[@metazoantexas5914]

This man Riley doing the Lords work on and off camera putting up with Theo’s off the wall thoughts/ questions 😂

[@pressuremakesdiamonds8656]

Lmfaooooooooo

[@oliverbennett7610]

it takes a Theo Von to unlock the comedic genius of Riley Mau

[@jordanhutto5761]

Riley coming back made my favorite podcast even better! Thank you!

[@rocklee9818]

Im glad Riley is still working on the podcast. I hadnt seen him in a while.

[@bashfulseagull]

I felt bad for Riley when he said they wouldn't want to hang out with " people like me " Caleb pulled back the questioning to help him feel better. Gang Gang fellas ✌🏼💪🏽🫶

[@mesmith2526]

Dude, I low key shed a tear when I heard that 😢 I literally mouthed it (facetiously predicting his answer) the moment before he said, and it hits you in a different way….

[@KiRa-fy6uq]

That was the sweetest thing❤😂

[@oldlaptop]

This duo needs a podcast together. PTL

[@zach3955]

Fully agree. They have great chemistry

[@trAAAp3]

Praise the Lord, gang shit

[@davidandrewmusic3657]

"You ever pray for god to touch you in your sleep?" This man will never stop "blowing" my mind

[@nf5011]

🤣🤣🤣 that line killed me

[@lucidfrequenciz]

You always throwing those curve balls 😂

[@OliveMule]

Riley is more of a person in this clip. First clip that I realized Riley isn't trolling us

[@John2000sBaby]

Bro its even funnier the fact that he probably really is like this 😂😂😂😂

[@nighttime.canoe.installer]

Theo and Caleb playing weird cop weird cop 😂

[@tykruiz3598]

About goddamn time we hear more from this young fella

[@lancepounds788]

Riley Mau is the man! Keep him on the Theo Von podcast 4ever!

[@lazyblazer]

At this point I reckon a stiff breeze could cause Riley to bust one off. That thick rain you feel me. The champagne of victory. Gang. Onward.

[@idubbztv223]

Riley Mau is a gentle soul, a sweet lad. Love him.

[@X-2357-GandalfTheGreen]

He's full of shit. Lying to people's faces for religion

[@RandomRabbit007]

You the only one sadly

[@dannyr625]

The frankness of Riley's answers is charming tbh. Keep doing you brotha!

[@learnwithhur]

Lol I love how Riley is actually laughing "with" them at 12:10 what a great duo!

[@killerbee8892]

Yeah I noticed that, he’s definitely playing a character and he slipped 😂

[@thecommonsensecapricorn]

the funniest thing is that Riley works for Theo with such strong religious beliefs and values lol.

[@Kiki-vr8gk]

“That’s a myth” I’m using that !! That is so funny and reassuring. Love to see honest male friendship and help picking each-other up when down.

[@quentinwiley_]

I think it’s that he’s never done it before. Caleb’s friend probably only lasted 21 days because he’s been doing it every other day for the last 10 years

[@taylordubose6963]

Every “other” day 😂😂😂 yeah, okkkkayyyyyy 💀 every day, every hour, only thing left to discuss is top or bottom of said hour

[@joshwynette614]

Good God am I happy to see Riley Mau is still on the podcast and is still being good to himself

[@LaurenOliviArt]

Riley is so good at his job. Like he’s really stayed around this long and it’s truly a triumphant feat of life !!! 😂

[@ivanmorales3265]

He is. Because he offered nothing at first to the actual podcast. But his unwillingness to give anything to theo at first, and the awkwardness made me want him to stay. But I truly believed he would be fired/replaced. Riley in 10 years? Banging bitches and snorting blow off of strippers

[@GhostxBiscuits]

This is the real talk that we need 💀 I fuckin love these dudes.

[@isolated1]

I love how everytime they talk to riley they talk about how he's never ejacked

[@tr9165]

Cause it's literally insane. That boy has something wrong with him

[@RogerMentol]

No, it's not.

[@johnkurtz3462]

Glad to see Riley is still around!

[@danimal806]

I love this guy. Good for him, hope he keeps to the path God has for him. Yall heathens quit trying to corrupt him.

[@sdraulitolito44]

You know he’s into some sick and twisted stuff

[@danimal806]

@@sdraulitolito44 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Prodrentjet]

@@sdraulitolito44projecting

[@daddyjub2038]

I LOVE riley related content, he fascinates me, reminds of when stern used to probe new employees with off the wall questions. Please more theo that far east inquiry boi

[@artaxAF]

Riley is a chad. We're just mad he's not a degenerate like us. I would love to have that alpha stoic mindset. He's an inspiration.

[@artaxAF]

I'm kinda disappointed in Theo for encouraging Riley to spray out, tbh. He knows better.

[@dingus6317]

He’s either lying or his test levels are messed up. I stopped jacking off and nut in my sleep after almost a month

[@kodawitdasoda_]

Bro it’s even more funny Riley isn’t even in the room with them 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ryanwilkinson571]

God these two together are just freaking gold! And props to Riley

[@eplecor]

They need to pay Riley to be Theo’s sidekick. They just have the most hilarious chemistry.

[@joeymoore6206]

All glory to the King of kings Riley! The LORD will continue bless you my brother!

[@PokeSailor_91]

Never let Riley leave! This is the dynamic we did not know we needed

[@Thisisadream17]

Theo: Do you ever just pray god touches you in your sleep or anything like that? Riley: I don’t. **complete silence** 😭😂

[@alrox9527]

I love the reality of the situation here where Theo and Caleb are having this conversation with Riley who isn’t actually in the room and still responds as a voice in their heads.

[@dal.890]

dude is a champ when these guys are mocking the hell out of him. major props

[@Ashley_Schaeffer]

Theo is always curious about that NOCTURNAL BUST!

[@oliverbennett7610]

I can feel it in my plums

[@engineeredtruths8935]

Midnight honeycomb 🤣

[@lukeg9382]

Hunting that dream bust!

[@Ashley_Schaeffer]

@@lukeg9382 Nocturnal Emissions...

[@bevynprasad7773]

Who’s watching this again after Riley lost his V? We need Caleb back on just for a recap

[@gabrielmartinez-ls5cp]

This has to be the funniest most ridiculous conversation to ever be taken serious

[@michaelcornell2323]

Y’all the funniest thing to happen to YT.

[@shampoo768]

Gotta respect Riley for sticking to his principles. He has the discipline and strength of an enlightened man. I wish for Riley to have the hottest wife in the future.

[@slow88LX]

"Horny guys are the most fun." -Riley Mau

[@SeptemberTwentyThird]

They were def thinking he might be gay after that comment

[@ThatHoosierKid17]

Jokes and criticism aside, I bet Riley is one solid ass friend. Seems like a genuine guy.

[@tysonpayne5782]

lie detector test would be a sick episode

[@CrystalRudolph1]

Both of you guys are comedic legends

[@deesee6009]

The Unjackable! Nothing but admiration

[@garrettw.lessner4394]

Wow, two of the greatest interviewers of all time in the same room. They always ask the hard hitting questions everyone’s wondering

[@ahmedhamed1092]

Poor Riley. lied once. Than said, im gonna have to double/triple down.

[@markcaporale2559]

Double/triple/quadruple/ad infinitum

[@chaser8811]

These two together is perfection

[@BilguunsparKO]

we are so addicted to porn , sex and women that guys who have faith and righteous seems not normal to us even though 30,40 years ago guys like Riley Mau were the norm . Keep it up Riley you are on a right path

[@John2000sBaby]

Because guys that have had faith historically have still been having sex before marriage or getting married at 16. Its just not natural

[@chnlng00]

Didn't he say that he never gets boners either? I think there is something wrong with your body if you aren't ever ejaculating, or getting boners.

[@darianzielinsky96]

30 and 40 years ago men jacked off. Men always have and always will. It just wasn't discussed

[@callumwhitbread6961]

30/40 years ago was the 80s and 90s my brother that was not the norm 😂

[@JW-zl5ju]

Not ever ejaculating has never been the norm

[@fanndamily03]

Guy’s, that’s ur life force. This dude is gonna live forever.

[@rogocongo1801]

Theo solidified his position at the top of comedy when he called Riley “HasFULLa”

[@Sonnie125]

At this stage , a blustery wind blowing against Riley would have him biting his lip 😂😂 You Go Riley … stick with your beliefs young man 👊

[@shadbakht]

Caleb's anecdote is inconclusive. If you're regularly ejaculating, then you stop for 21 days, the reason you will come in your sleep very well could be because of withdrawals and your body is so used to doing it that it is expecting it and has a hard time coping and will have a wet dream. The true test to the claim would be to continue the experiment for 5 years+ to see if the withdrawals subside and eventually no wet dreams or desire to ejaculate takes place. If wet dreams continue at 21-day increments or more, than his theory is correct. Semen glands are like tear glands, it fills up to a certain amount, then anymore produced is reabsorbed by the human body. It's not like a bladder filling up.

[@Texas_Takeover]

Riley went home that day and had to fight demons in the shower and in bed with all these new ideas planted in his head. Poor guy is being tempted harder than Jesus Christ himself

[@loadedhot1034]

That's why he is the Unbustable Riley Meow.

[@Hollywood42081]

I was in prison and I can say it happens in your sleep and I only lasted about a month at most. Woke up disgusted with myself 😂

[@ScottysVise]

Same thing happened to me in county jail. I had to throw my blues out in the trash 😂

[@thatguymal7023]

Eyo, pause

[@angel2jsr]

Sureeeeeee

[@sausagegabbagoochi1959]

hahahahahah felt every piece of this.

[@darianzielinsky96]

Bro cummin in his sleep in prison 💀 holy shit

[@Reaperr0724]

Theo and Caleb need to do more together

[@UNKNOWN-mf1qc]

Rubbing yourself on the carpet 😂😂😂 is crazy

[@tomsevcik1792]

Talk about being super silent. I thought Riley quit this job like a whole year ago. I watch the pod frequently and barely ever heard Riley speaking or chiming in.

[@renehernandez4797]

That's what I thought too, I remember reading that Riley got fired but I guess not

[@sk8legendz]

Best podcast dynamic ever Yall are the best lol

[@scottfergusonart]

Theo finds Riley unfathomable

[@swolswrth]

This has to be one of my favorite episodes 😂

[@het6497]

Caleb looks like the admin of a Theo Von fan page.

[@cooperyearick795]

Riley is the man. Inspirational!

[@jasonolinger7585]

Y?

[@waxl121]

There's people that classify themselves as A-Sexual and then there's Riley Mau

[@CezaMVO]

Riley is like the gopher that appears to see if he's going to see his shadow. Some people are just meant to meet, theo and Riley are tied forever.

[@dionysis84]

Theo needs to get some Riley merch going. Shit is super fuct up and funny as hell

[@AllThatJuice-]

Hes deserves a nobel peace prize or something

[@rockingchair2807]

A Nobel piece.

[@kaycehansen3415]

“At least one of those medium ice cream cup things” Theo von is just something else😂😂

[@socalkylex]

Theo and Caleb would make the best commentators for a minor league baseball team

[@CCitis]

Bro, Riley is just a real dude haha I think he tells the truth. Love that guy. More of him

[@latenight8225]

“I don’t know anything that hasn’t ejaculated in 24 years “ - Theo von 😂

[@evanporter512]

“I’m not saying he’s lying, but I don’t believe him.” Lol

[@Certifiedsadboi]

Man Riley has really grown up in the span that he’s been on TPW. He a good looking kid too, Shout out Riley

[@jflowers513]

3:20 the pause after Theo asks him if he wishes God touched him in his sleep 😂

[@dcarr8608]

I love the deep dives into Rileys e-jak great stuff

[@jordanjackman1537]

I wanna see a convo between Riley and the guy who holds the world record for most nuts ever

[@YazzFlute]

“It will be beautiful” -Theo

[@CLSGL]

14:08 Riley is the most savage man on earth. I respect it.