Riley Finally Busts

[@joepasyk3736]

This is a bigger moment for the podcast than Theo interviewing Trump

[@Brokiemind]

Amen brother

[@MysticUB]

We already know everything about Trump’s sex life, but not tiny Asian baby corn. I am relieved he bust from across the ocean.

[@A6Legit]

Never thought Id see it. I think Theo was disappointed at that dark arts stripper corrupting our boy.

[@kramnewton8683]

gang gang baby

[@TheKat182]

Truth 😂😂😂😂

[@jaylock4987]

Theo calling Riley a “squirrel buddy” is hilarious cus he’s literally hoarding nuts 😂😂😂

[@montacurry]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@robinthespider9447]

Very nice.

[@Redlined_diecast]

That explains it 😂😂😂😂

[@NilupulMalinda]

LMFAO 😂😂😂

[@Gianni225]

😂😂😂

[@SixtyEightnOyouOne]

You can see he got his beard growing he’s got that dark arts in him now

[@deanharris6624]

The dark arts indeed....

[@keyboardkushington4065]

the rings and shit too, this man is on his A game

[@kylerBD]

honestly pretty good facial hair for a full asian dude.

[@kevinhart8339]

Baller ass timepiece on his wrist too

[@adamkrol6428]

I was thinking the same thing

[@daltonreed1270]

Riley: "Things Change..." Theo: "Not in the eyes of the Lord" absolutely all time

[@DrChewy11]

Ya guy can’t jerk off but can have premarital sex? I’ll never understand how religious ppl pick and choose which sins are okay

[@fantasmasia]

Timestamp??

[@Hcvr7256]

@@fantasmasiaaround 8:45

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Protestant spotted

[@calebbrawner3333]

@@Patrick.WeightmanThe Saints did not win souls for Christ through mockery, brother.

[@antipop1717]

he even smiles after some of theos jokes now. our brother has evolved into a full fledged human man

[@Turk_2023]

Is this the same producer from a few years ago that would not say a word when Theo was talking to him? When Theo changed cities?

[@caseysmith8608]

@@Turk_2023 yes

[@SigM1811]

Kids just lying I bet his friends made fun of him. You really think this kid went from never getting anything to getting multiple girls.

[@jpk9902]

@@SigM1811 bingo

[@arizona_rockabilly9288]

So I don’t watch Theos podcast really but I remember Nick being his original producer then it was the Riley guy. Then I thought Riley left and now he’s apparently back? So Theo still uses both Nick and Riley here and there I guess??

[@nathanmcdowell4064]

Riley losing his V-card before GTA 6 was not on my bingo card goddamn

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

😂😂😂😂

[@letulle727]

Lmfao!

[@davidec.4021]

Lmaooooo

[@chrisgeorge84]

Theo fans funny as fuck lol.

[@williamdavis9313]

😂😂😂

[@Tompa83]

Theo's reaction to every little nugget of detail is fucking hilarious.

[@natemyers96]

"Were you closer to the wall or on the outside?" "Outside" " woooooowww"

[@ojoaomotta]

Hahahah it’s amazing dude geez

[@frankdutko7750]

NOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂

[@Ewan300]

It was freaking killing me lmao

[@benberry6243]

The 11th toe got me.

[@catchemcarlisle5655]

I still can’t tell if Riley is legitimately the most boring person on earth or the greatest improv comedian ever. And I love it

[@dannyd1138]

😂

[@LBTennis]

I think it's the 1st one and that makes me not love it

[@Camothor10]

Tbh both i think he is just a normal dude but he knows how to play into a bit

[@mikalskot]

Calling it now, it’ll come out later he was never a virgin

[@skrtboompap]

@@mikalskot nah u can physically see the change in the way hes carrying himself, unless its just one good ass bit

[@malinko35]

_"In space everybody's the same height"_ -Theo Von

[@smoothcriminal011]

that was one of the best statements i've ever heard lmao

[@amarin-64]

Its a gravity thing

[@cloudf772]

I spat my drink from my nose and dropped my blunt when i heard this😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnmagus6341]

So deep

[@emailformosa]

This is why Theo is great. Gives me that, _”what the hell? … I know where you’re coming from”_ -feeling.

[@ryangalinat952]

Riley busts and he immediately starts looking like Brendan Schaub

[@R9000S]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bhest...]

😂😂😂

[@dirtyxpeper]

💀💀💀

[@shantkhoshafian8698]

😂😂😂😂

[@Unifiedlight]

💀💀💀 this one got me

[@matthewlowerre]

"you haven't even emailed your pastor?" is incredible.

[@smithscarborough]

💯😂

[@TheophanP]

Lol

[@tatekenworthy8044]

That’s incredible? Man what in the world

[@chrizjacob-x7v]

i was like aint no way

[@Charles-ij1ow]

He's too shamed to admit the devil got's him now

[@mahmoodramezanzadeh7888]

Bruh there are like 70 historical theo quotes in this 16 min clip 😂😂😂

[@boronir]

"You little squirrel buddy!" "And then, went home with her that night." "Whoaa, and where was the Lord, brother? That's what I wanna know!" "Damn baby I know what to go with them waangs baby, this little banana pepper!" "And you still have your pants on? No shirt huh. Wow like a fuckin' 70s actor, dude!" "Did you end up.. you know.. creamin' that little nugget? or..what happened?" "I did." "NOOO.. WHAT?? RILEYY MAO." "You been Europin' that little freakin' pants' pencil, huh!" "You been bokin' that little choy, huh!" "You been burpin' that little yellow muppet, homie! Gang gang, dawg!" "Damn boy, that eleventh toe baby! That'll get ya dude" "That Asian wiener baby, praise God!" "OMG bro I thought you said you're waitin til you're married??" "Ehh things change.." "Not in the eyes of the Lord they don't, brother!" "I can't believe she snuck in and stole that freakin badge, baby. Stole that first pitcher of Cool-Aid at a mom's Christmas closet!" "Now you're out here getting people to pet that baby lobster and you didn't even emailed the church??" "Yeah no" "DAMN BOY!" "I can't believe you didn't lose weight in your legs , cuz if you've never ejaculated, that's just.." "So you think she just came down, slurped you out, bcs she knew about it? And wanted to just get that gumption out of you?" "I think so." "GAHD DAMN DUDE!" "Did she keep the... frosting?" "Yeah." "WOW. The Unjackable, The Titanic has sunk!!" "They freakin came in! Somebody came in and just perm that little baby corn on Riley Mao!"

[@chasebender7473]

“Eleventh toe” sent me

[@gavinweldon4086]

“Bout that fucking low smile homie” LOW SMILE

[@dabisset7900]

Candy cane puUUssy

[@b.r3228]

You've been boking that little choy 😂

[@kduffin33]

“She said hey do you drive and I said yeah” Theo “Good Answer” 😂😂😂😂

[@Dropthebeatonit]

this is g o o o o o o o l d

[@nolongerjuicyboiz4413]

1. Blonde 2. Cute 3. Female 4.

[@dylanrexbaker]

1. Blonde 2. Cute 3. Female 4. And 5. Uh

[@leggiemeggie5837]

And… 4. Stripper 😂

[@billybob2837]

1. Blonde 2. Cute 3. Female 4. Dead

[@darlantro]

4. Stripper who likes to eat wings

[@vscran]

Stripper

[@_keato]

riley: "yeah, we went into my room." theo: "PERVERT."

[@jrebul16]

I was scrolling through looking for someone to comment this lmao

[@fundeek]

@@jrebul16 that 11th Toe baybee, it'll get cha.

[@P2036]

“That eleventh toe, that Asian wiener baby praise god” is wild 😂😂

[@BotStyle1017]

Lmfao that one got me too 😂

[@acardinalconsideration824]

Amen

[@MetaPixel7]

Gang gang

[@chrischung6004]

my favorite quote outta this 😭😭

[@June-g4h]

That little banana pepper 😵😂

[@rjthehandle]

"Burping that little yellow muppet" is fucking wild 😂😂😂😂😂 Theo Von has the most unique mind out there

[@Blemmm]

@pamelalovesYESHUA cryhahahaah

[@keepo231]

@pamelalovesYESHUA Stop moaning in every single thread, It's okay to be different. We normal people will help you out along the way 😊

[@JavierGonzalezJr818]

The amount of details Theo asked for was comically disturbing 😂😂😂

[@hampus.jerkfelt]

I literally started cry laughing when he said that

[@TGrizz9122]

“GANG gang Dawg!” 😁

[@dukkha7237]

“Did you bok that choy” may be one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard 😂

[@prepaidtrash5552]

Did you just acquire ears

[@Nawalta]

@@prepaidtrash5552Be nice kiddo

[@andresheatfl]

😂😂😂

[@n0partyw0arty]

I fucking died at this part 😭😭😭😭

[@MFCEE]

@@prepaidtrash5552 The real question is when are you gonna acquire a decent hairline and eyebrows.

[@NotDougShiver]

“Come over here and shake my hand… Now go back”

[@seanyfaulkner7106]

That one got me 😂

[@TheThriftShopSampler]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@stateoftheartatlanta]

😂😂😂

[@blessedspear2642]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aparks22]

bro went from waiting till marriage to one night stands and a stripper

[@archiecallahan86]

Wildddd

[@gv1426]

Hahahahah

[@BabyKMoney]

Strip clubs immediately take all sense of trying to do well out of my life immediately. I start with strippers then it’s the casino then it’s percs so yeah them strippers dawg, not it

[@aifearfiles]

This is what happens when people decide to “save it for marriage” but in reality it’s just because they can’t get a girl.

[@origanev1986]

@@aifearfiles No sometimes it's for real and it's not that hard to believe he can pull tail. don't look down on guys waiting for marriage, nothing wrong with that, especially if you expect the same of your wife. BUT, YES there sure are dudes using it as an excuse. let's be real it's mostly about luck and if not luck in life then luck in genetics, so let's not look down on our virgin bros? whoever laughs at someone being a virgin is definitely a douche. it may look cool in front of the cool kids, but not the cool kids with morals.

[@AudibleVisibIe]

Dude busts out one time and immediately dons 8 pieces of jewelry 😂 what the hell

[@jakew1362]

don't act like you weren't feelin yourself after the first time 😂

[@AudibleVisibIe]

@@jakew1362 I mean I was like 12 so I guess I popped on my dad's old Casio watch and a hand me down polo shirt 😂

[@joewagner4593]

Wasn't just one time. That's why

[@Jenny2dicks]

I laughed so hard at that part

[@AngelGabrielB]

@@AudibleVisibIebro edits every comment

[@StayMadNobodycares]

She snuck in and snatched his innocence away, Like an Eagle on a trout.

[@kevinkelly_jr]

“You been bockin that little choy huh?”😂😂😂😂 I’m crying

[@ob7369]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@wednesdaysmith922]

​@pamelalovesYESHUA"let he who is without sin cast the first stone" good luck with 'dunking' on people in the comments. I'm sure your profile name will cancel it all out 😂

[@shadowsbruther]

@pamelalovesYESHUAshutuppp

[@ry-land-]

@pamelalovesYESHUAWow you are so smart and so beautiful, and so funny. Thanks for coming and making fun of people trying to enjoy stuff. You must be a pleasant person to be around, huh? 😂😂😂

[@Kennypowers51]

​@pamelalovesYESHUAlook at this hoyeo get a ratio

[@alecd1817]

The posy nut clarity “wow I’m a little Asian man” got me 😂😂

[@brandocabz1023]

😂😂😂

[@seviren]

12:12 No kidding! 😂

[@muscacholi]

"That post nut clarity must have been insane like what the fuck I'm a small asian guy" holy shit I havent laughed that hard in a while 😂

[@idab6864]

Lmfao

[@benjaminkell3726]

😂😂😂

[@hv4285]

🤣 Bok-ing that little Choy🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead

[@chrisgeorge84]

Dude. Soo fuckin funny. lol. My girl was like “what’s wrong with you”. How does he come up with this shit.

[@tonysamosa1717]

It’s like Theo can’t comprehend that Asians are self aware of their Asianess. Example: asking Bobby Lee if he feels Asian when he wakes up

[@tab207]

14:30 Theo having no reaction to the chick being a stripper after hilariously overreacting to every detail is the highlight

[@AttaMan]

This is THE funniest part in the video

[@archiecallahan86]

😂😂😂

[@QuantumMecha]

A titan falls....

[@cu11en76]

Yeah, very impressive to have that level of chartist in today's world. I mean waiting for marriage is one thing, but to NEVER to had ejaculated once as a guy today is insanely impressive. Shame he threw it all away for a girl that he'll never see again

[@franciscoantonio5306]

Lol

[@Diamondsmuggler]

And a man rises from the ashes

[@DopeJonPaul]

Those pole babies will get ya

[@Camothor10]

What he said 👆

[@jaywade05]

Salute to the young succubus from Buffalo Wild Wings that unleashed Riley’s primordial juices and turned him into a savage.

[@bryceburnett1434]

She was doing the Lord’s work

[@Holton0289]

were you wearing shorts or pants? i was wearing pants. fuck yeah....lol.

[@zc9339]

He got stoked he was wearing pants

[@dexterdoan4763]

“I feel like I don’t even know you anymore” dead 😂😭

[@trh6143]

“You’re going to hell buddy!” I fucking died lmao

[@Liriodendron04]

Riley bust once and stops caring about god 😂 “Ehhhhh he was up there” 😂

[@coreycflanagin]

Nah bro he was just keeping it real

[@diabolowille]

7:00 “you’re going to hell buddy” 😂😂😂

[@billiemack64]

“I just started… doing things to her”

[@BassBully]

I howled laughing when he said that 😂😂

[@MrJL2]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 incredible

[@JasonThompson-qq1nf]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@conbawn]

and now he’s iced out

[@patrickjay8664]

Ice cold

[@crucifire9224]

Freezing

[@Ghanzo]

Wearing necklaces and stuff

[@MattH-wg7ou]

​@@Ghanzo dudes with multiple rings and bracelets....lol

[@planetluna9554]

😂😂😂

[@ReallyBigBrother]

“She snuck in and stole that batch, that first pitcher of kool aid outta moms Christmas closet”😭😭😭 Theodore, even as a super fan, what the fuck are you talking about brother 😂

[@Ybf-carl420]

first pitcher always the strengest 🤤

[@codypendency9482]

That was so fuckìng funny

[@Dropthebeatonit]

fuck that's funny

[@ArthurB26]

Bro just says random words and it somehow makes sense 😂

[@McFireB]

Timestamp for the people 😂

[@pokeveta9394]

Best V card losing commentary I’ve EVER heard. You never miss Theo lmfao

[@finnmccool6613]

Theo was on FIRE with the wordplay in this one

[@stophstophsoniv9429]

banana pepper with the wings😂

[@SoleSam23]

Theo went from excited uncle to disappointed dad back to cool uncle lmao 😂

[@Triggercut92]

'things change' - religion went very fucking fast for riley lmao

[@cheeseballs9579]

Sounds like he moved out of his parents house lol

[@CoreyCiprianoTrujillo]

@pamelalovesYESHUAamen but everyone sins and makes mistakes doesn’t mean you indulge in it but we will mess up and if he is truly sorry he will repent

[@timyingus5681]

@pamelalovesYESHUA are you real?

[@sunbIind]

@pamelalovesYESHUA meds

[@RC-zb8tl]

Doesn’t mean he’s not still religious

[@omarluyando9353]

The true crime documentary photo of Riley’s multiple rings is wild

[@LiveAtEs]

She 100% heard unbustable… and said “hold my beer”.

[@crucifire9224]

Hold my tit lol

[@jeremyg1833]

🤣🤣🤣

[@americannightmare2109]

You're falling for the bit. He was never a virgin

[@happytrailsgaming]

@@americannightmare2109umm you must’ve never met a sheltered Christian before 😂

[@jimberry5318]

​@happytrailsgaming you mean a liar?.........unless it's some wierd morman situation where somebody is touching the kids.

[@eddievantrollen3459]

Riley sounds likes he's confessing to a crime LOL

[@ghostlord1229]

Well he did betray his own ideals

[@toastz17]

I think it’s the opposite, sounds like he doesn’t give a fuck.ha Theo is the one stressing.

[@pradleybee7828]

“I just want to shake the hand of a man that’s came this year.” 🤣🤣

[@Shawn-s3b]

Riley is gonna be a caller in 2 years talking about his sexual addiction recovery process.

[@weezypeezy1725]

One extreme to the next, such is the way out from religion ya know?

[@acardinalconsideration824]

Rickety Cricket

[@Enzo_F430]

“Ik what’ll go w them wings, this lil banana peppah “ 😂😂😂 I love that this topic got its own KZbin video 😅

[@shkr3w]

"did ya bring her one of them wet napkins" 😭

[@Justinlifts365]

Ts killed me 😂😂😂

[@Jayymorales]

Killed me 😂

[@uggdug8874]

And where was the lord, brother? That's what I wanna know

[@Francisco-dr4yi]

That 11th toe 😂😂

[@huntera1005]

this is an insane convo, theo von brain work wild

[@BulletproofOutdoors]

"It's still comin out, your nose sounds stuffed up actually" 😂

[@bryantorrellas6810]

“Have you even emailed your pastor or whatever” 😂

[@vincemarquez2142]

@pamelalovesYESHUA are you unable to understand english?

[@wednesdaysmith922]

​@@vincemarquez2142she clearly hasn't read or taken the Bible to heart or she wouldn't be here proselytizing and belittling strangers trying to show her devotion to God in the comments. Sad 😂

[@HeyYoSurveyTime]

😭

[@evanmbiter]

@pamelalovesYESHUA God is love. We all fall short and sin. Love is just and merciful. Because God is loving He must judge sin, we all stand judged and are due to face His wrath as slaves of sin. Because God is merciful He provided a way out from under the weight of the law and His wrath, and a way for us to be regenerated. If we trust Jesus shed His sinless blood, died and rose from the grave He forgives us of our sins and gives us a new heart that wants to look God as our Father genuinely and delight in Him, freeing us from being slaves to sin. The rest is our mind catching up with that reality and taking hold of His teaching and truth until He returns, or we die. Not up to us to judge unbelievers.

[@guruj8827]

Riley is now the alpha of his crew telling his buddies they’re losers for not getting any poon lol

[@Real18800]

poon lol

[@hawaiianrussian1047]

I’m done 😂😂

[@shannonswift2233]

Did you get that from circa 2000 The Rock (WWF) lol

[@alfredonski]

Hope he doesnt get addicted to porn. Remember boys, all porno is gay porno.

[@vikaschoudhary1]

@@Real18800poon, it’s short for poonani ☝️🤓

[@itzOLE3]

"Did she keep the frosting?" - yeah

[@droja519]

"ejaculatory promisory note with the lord is still intact " . this caught me off guard

[@thestealthyseth5912]

“That 11th toe” is fucking wild. I’m dead man lol

[@Beantown85]

I usually go with 3rd leg but get that works too Theo 😅😅

[@Beantown85]

I usually go with 3rd leg but get that works too Theo 😅😅

[@GizziMoD]

just to fucking good lol

[@phaseneutral3006]

​@@Beantown85because he is asian so its a toe

[@dudleycarl0]

“You’re going to hell buddy!” 😂 that got me good

[@TrumpTown]

Riley did not think it was a joke

[@ocben2184]

The dark arts got a hold of our boy

[@rjim1]

"You're going to hell little buddy!" 😂

[@DEadJACK4090]

"WwaaaaAAAaaAaAAahahaHAHAHahahaha"

[@Alen-bz6hf]

The devil took over for a second

[@SundaeGolf]

“You been burping that yellow muppet” 😂

[@RobadobaChannel]

Bokin’ that little choy

[@seanyfaulkner7106]

Ruthlessly hilarious

[@rumo510]

You been bokkin that choy? I spat my water out😂

[@kinginvvs3282]

gang gang dawg

[@markvickroy6725]

The perfect closer to playing with that Lil pants pencil, bokkin that choy 😂

[@lazyblazer]

10:14 "BROOOO I don't even feel like I know you anymore" 😂😂😂

[@lolokaymeg]

😂😂😂

[@timproitte9814]

This for some weird reason is bitter sweet. Riley was low key a symbol of discipline for us. Now they got em and he’s just one of us, slangin Asian bird with strippers around town lol.

[@zoesolanki961]

Yeh agree

[@CCitis]

Oh she was on a mission to take our boy down

[@euanharrison7125]

That's basically how it works

[@bobsiddoway]

She wins. Got the trophy.

[@CCitis]

@@euanharrison7125 no this was a coordinated strike, with a verified target. She took his innocence. Sex before jerking? What is this world

[@TinoV97]

@rwestbrook for real

[@CCitis]

@@rwestbrook Explain that?

[@Goblinshaman]

Riley got taken down by a fan.

[@BotStyle1017]

Hell yeah our boy got caught lackin 😆

[@alexdoyz998]

This genuinely made me laugh and clap out loud for Riley. The story was told like an adventure. This is gold

[@MKSouthernStar]

An awkward pulling teeth adventure. Still proud as punch.

[@anthonyorque]

12:27 "I just wanna shake the hand of a man thats....come recently...this year"

[@rondoespsych5901]

The dialogue is killing me 😂 "Did u touch her body?" "I did." "OMG little buddy." 😂

[@deadbeats4894]

"How many times did you engage?" 😄

[@Feedthesoul420]

"Blonde. Cute. Female"

[@davinc8609]

“You’re going to hell buddy! 🫵”

[@newfreenayshaun6651]

"Did you hug afterwards? "No, we fell asleep." "OH my God...."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@becca789]

06:37 💀💀💀

[@FinalCountDown2.037]

Don't ever describe a sexual encounter as an "Incident with a woman"

[@frozencube7025]

Lolol

[@NunYa953]

💀

[@Fitaroy]

Don’t even call it a “sexual encounter” bro 😂

[@ChopStixLoL]

There's a lot of ways to describe it. The more vague makes it worse .

[@kevinhart8339]

Where the police involved?

[@austinlynch8857]

You can tell Theo wants to roast him out of instinct but also is genuinely curious and excited for him and doesn’t want to make him uncomfortable

[@Jsizzle6809]

And is also kinda mad at him for not continuing the ‘waiting for marriage’ route that is a noble quest if you can do it

[@AimlessQuotes]

​@@Jsizzle6809 not really, that's how you end up with two dysfunctional sex partners in a marriage lmfao.

[@GKalwap]

@@AimlessQuotesWhat? lol Who hurt you?

[@giovannigarcia6786]

Riley rocking that AP woahhh 10:40

[@Qwmp-]

Theo you've corrupted this young man's soul. A stripper who recognized him from the pod, how unfortunate.

[@EWT123]

When you put it that way…damn

[@acardinalconsideration824]

I wonder how old Riley is. Seems like a giant waste to go that long without making love only to lose your v card to a one-night-stand succubus

[@whitecoffee1416]

LOL

[@scottlesueur7845]

“Did she keep the frosting or whatever?” “Yeah.”

[@nicolasamper7911]

Did she leave with it?!? That must be a felony

[@snugzgiddens3238]

Someone has to have the birds and bees talk with him before Nashville has abuncha lil Rileys running around

[@GaryLee123]

You know it’s real when Riley brought the ice out

[@drewlatiolais]

“Congratulations man. Great to see you..Alright go back..”😂😂😂😂😂

[@justsomedude5591]

Dude either had an experience that shook him to his core or just flipped a switch without a second thought, there’s no in between

[@xtra-xsell9025]

“why is it so silent dude..” lmao 😭

[@tomsevcik1792]

I can just visualize the whole situation 😂

[@codychurch6443]

"Oh my god, little buddy, were you touching her body and everything? " 🙌😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tds7078]

I can hear it in his voice, bro dropped an octave :)

[@shaunmccallum9958]

'Its still coming out, your nose sounds stuffed' 😂😂😂😂 comedy gold man

[@blob3106]

Bro met a real life succubus 😂

[@saifo8]

"the unjackable, the Titanic has sunk..." famous wise words from Theo

[@MTDubbsCCR]

I feel like Theo was translating all of our reactions during this entire story 😂

[@evanslime7]

11:47 “ now youre out here getting people to pet that baby loOoOobster” 😭😭😭 u know its hilarious when theo cant even say it straight 😭😭

[@colonelspicymustard]

“Have you even e-mailed your pastor or whatever?”😂 So many quotes from this clip

[@Basbhat]

“That 11th toe, that Asian weiner” 😂😂😂😂

[@yeloautosports]

😅😅😅😅 clever ass statement... how the hell does his brain work?!

[@EduardoLopez-ei4vd]

Praise god

[@aarenm7270]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Basbhat]

@@EduardoLopez-ei4vd Gang gang baby 🐀👑

[@eb1184]

13:40 “gosh… i feel like its the day after christmas” LOL perfect description by theo

[@JoeKing704]

Theo’s reaction to every little detail of the story, is so damn funny. You been bokin that little choy, huh? Wowwww dude….. 🤣

[@A6Legit]

"Things change" Not in the Lord's eyes brother 😂

[@Jdksbdmnsl]

i'm dead bro

[@mdewolfe33]

The funniest part personally

[@north6star]

@@mdewolfe33that and Theo just losing it everytime bro drops the smallest detail

[@jujuespino1374]

“Things changed” Riley is like 100x cooler after that bar

[@DiegoGonzalez-kh3eb]

@pamelalovesYESHUAyes

[@user-eq5ub5rs3g]

@pamelalovesYESHUAask jesus about ipads😊

[@veggiesarefruits]

​@pamelalovesYESHUA hey, sister! On the upside, us Christians are now counter-culture! Now if you wanna rage against the machine, you gotta love Jesus, find a spouse and have morals. We're the new revolutionaries! 😂😂😂

[@andrewharris6507]

⁠​⁠@pamelalovesYESHUAwere the crusaders cool because they brought Jesus along?

[@marlaqfromyearone6951]

​​@pamelalovesYESHUA the "Almighty protector" that let's kids starve and get cancer when they haven't even lived a life to sin? Get that sht outta here you wacko 😂

[@PowSrikachorn]

Dialogue between Theo and Riley has to be one of the most challenging things Theo has done. 😂 There’s like…NO feedback. 😂😂😂

[@colonelspicymustard]

and this is night and day from the beginning😂

[@a-t5380]

Literally was the best era of this show in my opinion… watching Theo try and conjure up anything to say as Riley hits him with one word answers… it really pushes Theo tot think out the box

[@TheCruserBoy]

Theo is an almost constant state of free association and it is at its purest when speaking to Riley Mau

[@jakesmall3454]

Damn bro, that girl straight snatched Riley’s virginity and completely changed his life

[@stormeth1313]

She snatched that first pitcher of kool-aid

[@ambrose13]

"now you're out here getting people to pet the baby looobster, and you didnt even email the church?" 😂😂😂😵

[@tiffanyseybold2600]

😂😭

[@HammerheadComics]

He made himself really laugh on that one too 😂

[@DSToNe19and83]

“You’re nose still sounds stuffy” hahaha 🍻

[@Kingjohn2500]

🤣🤣🤣

[@A6Legit]

hes fitna buss

[@alzamli]

what did he mean with that?

[@A6Legit]

@@DSToNe19and83 my comment got deleted

[@quisut7167]

@@alzamlitheo is silly.. it means he still has stuff coming out of him

[@natedawg912]

Theo actually seemed so disappointed it was a girl that listened to the podcast instead of some random girl lmao

[@moviecreator4370]

Shoutout to the blonde chick for showing our guy Riley a good time, she did it for the love of the game, you gotta love it, amen baby

[@Lisence2chill]

Which gave him the confidence to start talking to a longtime friend! Scoreee

[@charliedillon1400]

Theo should send her some merch.

[@dyyylllaannn]

Absolute champion of the cause this girl

[@yungdraco6075]

Deadass she gave the man confidence he even rocking the rings and bracelets now 😂 gotta love it

[@GriegSchidenberg]

MVP MVP MVP

[@MagooBooMoo]

this is a pivotal moment in theo von podcast history

[@mikejimenez6470]

7:29 “it’s still comin out, your nose sounds stuffed up actually” lmfao! It does clear up your sinuses when you crack that walnut

[@swishasweetrold]

Fr fat Hassan?

[@brap_brap_]

riley looks like an ENTIRE different person from the original clip lmfao

[@ehq5277]

Riley speaks like its a police interigation

[@SuperYogagirl]

😂😂😂

[@thatswhatshesaid6326]

Hilarious 😂

[@keegy5378]

holy shit you’re right

[@Kitsuragi556]

Feels like a lex fridman episode when they pause for like 5 seconds before the next person speaks.

[@chanseevang8334]

😂😂😂😂

[@awerawer0708]

Theo seemed a little disappointed that he didnt keep his word 💀

[@LeftNuttyBuddy]

Theo and Riley is the funniest thing ever

[@realsole6144]

"The un-jackable, the Titanic has sunk!" ☠😂