Theo and Shane Gillis Are Getting Ready For The Uprising

Excerpt from This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von 478 | Shane Gillis
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[@tpjmadrigal12]

Theo looks like Velma from Scooby-Doo nearing the end of the transition.

[@janajenkins1710]

Thats hilarious 😂

[@MeltWithU]

Velma and Shaggy’s love child, with the chin strap he has going on. LoL

[@410kane]

​@@MeltWithU i was gonna say that 😂😂😂

[@urignorance2922]

Shaggy meets velma look

[@CJ-uu3lk]

Themlaaaa!!!

[@DanielSiemek]

Theo is literally the smartest and dumbest human being, both at the same time. It's amazing.

[@karkkimarkkinat2109]

Yeah I also noticed this. It's impressive how smart he can be sometimes for a dumb guy. Or the other way around.

[@ldowdy9828]

He baffles with bullshit, and dazzles with Brilliance

[@naylik2562]

its becuz hes a smart funny guy who doesn't try to sound cool

[@musclemary2227]

He should be studied 😂

[@geoffreyyoste45]

I’ve noticed that too over the last couple years. He’s definitely streetsmart but he’s also definitely Street dumb. But I got a support my neighbor, so give them hell Theo. Peace from Mississippi

[@clapforboobies5892]

Theo has finally realized his final transformation into super lesbian

[@Notnmywatchplaya]

“Super” 😂😂😂

[@coyne777]

she does look like an inverted lady

[@krispytott]

I was watching this while eating lunch at my desk at work...someone walked up and saw my screen and now they probably think I am an avid watcher of the lesbian news network. I already know they will never look at my the same again.

[@wecanjump7512]

All that's missing are the Birkenstocks. Or, as I like to call them, Nike Air Jerusalem's

[@bettycocker2226]

bro

[@brycewilson1909]

Shane is right, bum battalions would be pretty tough to reign in after a victory in battle lmao

[@ryantiller5624]

All they'll need is one victory and they'll become addicted. And there's no coming in between the homeless and a good solid addiction

[@ltlibby6220]

Well, you just keep that energy going, take the hardest ones, and make a special bum company that would be a great intelligency asset and could sneak up on anyone.

[@CanWeGetDeep]

Facts

[@fightington]

You cant rely on discipline obviously and need to work with you have. So it's a steady campaign with victories/losses sandwiched between pre and post pharmacy raids with good understanding by command of troop capacity and preference or Fri/Sat night actions - which these guys have already

[@PunishedKenny]

@@ryantiller5624 I bet that's how Genghis Khan got started.

[@jude7225]

Theo is one pair of Birkenstocks away from screaming at men at some college campus

[@cpeace3172]

😂😂😂

[@jasoncharles8651]

I think he's wearing crocks right now.

[@muskulls4bones249]

I really hate how hippies hijacked Birkenstocks they’re a superior species of sandal

[@triptank7857]

Theos the man u keep his name out of you''''''re trans mouth

[@DebbieDwyer-cd5lh]

😂😂😂

[@itzybitzyspyder]

Theo, in his final form, is the perfect combination of Wayne and Garth.

[@mordie31]

Underrated

[@DabstiX]

Lfao

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Hear me out, abolish the military the education system and then we will finally be able to afford to start getting out of the debt slavery we are all under against our wills

[@thomasnussbaumer1556]

word!

[@Professor__S]

Party on Wayne🤟 Party on Garth 🤟 😂

[@glennmorris25]

Shane is in quiet awe of Theo’s creative brilliance

[@mrbuckets5445]

nah, he's looking at all the clownish props Theo's draped on himself and keeping it 100

[@TheLastDispensation]

Shane is realizing Theo lost his mojo! 😮.. Shane is being polite

[@forgot2wipe]

What are you talking about lol​@@TheLastDispensation

[@virtualenvironmentfellowsh6671]

Pretty sure blue triangle Harvey Milk never got tased 😂

[@glennmorris25]

@@virtualenvironmentfellowsh6671 did you copy and paste this into the wrong thread? what does this mean?

[@bullittdog4352]

Theo is like a bottle rocket with the stick broke off…no idea where he’s going but something cool is happening in the end!

[@OnyxStudios720p]

🤣

[@matthewholmes8638]

" It feels like someone in the great beyond pressed a doorbell that is connected to you". This has to be the best description of being shocked or electrocuted ive ever heard. It does feel like that.

[@WoodsyWoodson]

The most creative for sure😂

[@Kennypowers51]

Theo's lesbian energy looking like he drives a Suburu, has a big dog, and teaches middle school PE.

[@tomasagustin45]

And wears a Mrs. Frizzle style sweat suit.

[@kzilla3]

Dude KP i drive a Subaru legacy is that lesbian energy? or is the suv ones? Pls lemme know lol

[@dmacarthur5356]

Subaru has two very different customer classes from very differnt worlds lol. @@kzilla3

[@ChristopherDonegan-n6m]

He’s like an MMA lesbian who melted his mousse mullet in a tanning booth

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

Yu literally described someone real out there in less than two sentences well articulated

[@spacemancam]

“You’re Never going to be able to beat Little Debbie, Nextel… or Facebook if you can’t take out a comedy club.” -Theo and Shane

[@EricJCaraballoso]

straight gold

[@thebaddestlarry9424]

Theo is secretly asking all the real questions we need real answers to.

[@rfs55]

But he doesn't give answers 😂

[@captainfrisbee8075]

Relative to where you're at. Start with, who's your support system.

[@idontknowyouthatsmypurse]

@@captainfrisbee8075ngl what you said was pretty profound

[@shaundiltz5821]

Downs man and a lesbian is a podcast I didn’t know I needed. Hi Shane

[@micahrowe]

He’s not gonna read this.

[@dyllanfitzallen1541]

Youd be suprised 😅 ​@micahrowe

[@scallie6462]

​@@micahrowe commenting negative shit on a 5 month old post 💀

[@micahrowe]

@@scallie6462 what are you talking about? You got in your feelings quickly! Just perpetual period attitude with you, huh?

[@scallie6462]

@@micahrowe projecting 💀

[@dontbestupid6664]

That doorbell reference is freakin genius and true.

[@jesseliles]

So oddly accurate 🤣

[@Psyfi85]

Immediately thought of humans as electrical conductors, which we are.

[@krispytott]

Did Shane miss Theo's "poops on the ground" play on words for "troops on the ground"????? That was gold! Theo broke character and laughed so it was hard to hear.

[@carlcarlson5553]

It was a play on words for "boots on the ground" not troops

[@erikkibler3466]

It rhymes even better with boots😂

[@TC8787-yq7og]

@@twotatanka5396 “actual comedian” is subjective, if someone is a pro comedian then they’re a comedian, regardless of opinion.

[@krispytott]

@@erikkibler3466 "poops" rhymes better with "boots" than it does with "troops"??? You lost me there.

[@krispytott]

@@twotatanka5396They have different styles which we should appreciate. It didn't seem like Shane was down for being this goofy and it seemed like he was trying too much. Shane is funny in his own way though.

[@DoomSet.]

Theo finna lead us to the promise land

[@gdbssa]

Hopefully to a place people dont say finna

[@michaelhunziker7287]

​@@gdbssaAmen

[@ho0t0w1]

Bum Fights 2: Electric Bumgaloo

[@spamdatgd6326]

I laughed at this comment about the same as the ridiculousness of this incredibly necessary convo between Shane and Theo

[@tuckerchisholm1005]

“The cops would come up like ‘hey man we’ll tase you if you want.’ Theres just like, not a lot of nightlife” Dude what 😂😂😂 2:10

[@smok3613]

Theo is in his Andy Milonakis phase😂

[@dragan2324]

Don't call him a peahead...

[@twistedeternity]

Fuckkk 😂

[@ryanmason5192]

@@dragan2324what if he has peas on his head

[@dragan2324]

@@ryanmason5192If life hands him that lemon, he'll just have to make beef stew I guess

[@roberttorres4893]

@10:55 Theo is so ahead of our time, wh3n he said Haiti, the prior 10 minutes that was funny as hell now makes so much sense. Gangs in Haiti over ran the prison walls from outside and fr33d 3000 inmates 😂

[@fortnitebad1077]

Theo is looking like a grandma who aggressively smokes cigarettes and it’s legendary

[@mikeh024]

The 3 biggest problems facing our society. Bums, step dads, and people who play dance dance revolution

[@Sbeve_One]

Theo trying to describe the ninja turtles bandana killed me 😂

[@roymunson1]

Theo man, them glasses make ya look like an alphabet person.

[@DannyGodlewski]

Shane and Theo are hilarious together. The fact that Shane knows K&A in Philly is proof how shitty that area is

[@greenfox42]

3:04 Shane was feeling what I was but held back to not seem gay haha…Theo, you are surprisingly one of the most creative storytellers and observer alive 😂

[@kylekitzman]

😮🍆

[@Jon-yn4pq]

Are ypu referring to the "it feels like someone pressing a doorbell in the great beyond that you didn't know was there"

[@TheSweetswed]

Theo saying Arm em lol then immediately trying to temper it down 🤣😂🤣

[@johnfritz7222]

Shane knows, after their first victory there'd be like 5 coups being established for the next day

[@St.Smitty]

Theo's explanation of what a taser feels like 😂

[@reggiefurlow1]

Theo dressed like he is into healing crystal's

[@warbydeception3228]

A Bo Staff that can tell if you’re being good… lmfao just off the cuff like it’s something not crazy. That’s the genius of Theo.

[@BassChalice7]

The two comedic geniuses of our time have done it again

[@danwohlslagel1277]

I'm 55 and Theo looks just like the dudes that I grew up with in an 'inner city" neighborhood in Dayton, Ohio. All he needs is no shirt, old 20" bike with a banana seat and 10 speed handlebars turned up, and generic Chuck Taylors from Kmart. And a pack of matches in his pocket.

[@kwg5044]

Y'all trollin' on Theo. That's love son. Gang gang

[@LifeFlight101]

Nothing outside of your family and inner circle will matter anymore. In our lifetime, there will be an event that disables our entire social structure.

[@shelbyM-r9h]

His description of a taser experience is hilarious

[@AndreW-yn7ux]

Shane’s, “oh” was the most genuine face of surprise lol

[@Robert-bk1dm]

Yeah baby. Theo rocking the Austin powers look. Groovy baby. Peace out.

[@austinhowell3463]

I love how you can tell how clearly genuinely intelligent these two are while talking conplete bullshit

[@cottonkeef5633]

Theo's mind is in the right place

[@Khoros-Mythos]

Minor thing about tasers, Theo only felt a contact taser which is just pain compliance. When they shoot you with the taser 2 barbs stick in your body which completes the electrical circuit and literally locks every muscle in your body up and is unironically one of the most painful things you can feel... or so I've heard...

[@Dcowboysfan03]

The rich talking about attacking the rich

[@chickenbroski99]

man youre a special kind of stupid if you conflate two successful comedians with the board members and politicians who collude to ser interest rates do each other favours and set this shit up. real smooth brain boy

[@Darthdoodoo]

Not exactly the same kind of rich people wouldn't u agree?

[@neopatriot7716]

Neither of these two would survive more than day into the revolution

[@ChrisB-k7b]

mannnnn, i went to the store today, for one man, who bought maybe 6 days worth of groceries, it was 140 dollars. how the fuck the bums gon get better, when the rest of us being forced into being bums?

[@molls0922]

Good point!

[@HoldenMcRoin69]

Yea the value of everything seems to be decreasing but if you are eating 3 meals a days $140 by 6 days and 3 meals a day is like $7.77 a meal, cost of living has gone up drastically but if have a decent job there is still room to save and enjoy yourself as long as your hobbies aren’t too expensive… I graduated at the end of last year and was fortunate enough to get a good job right after getting certified so while everything has indeed become more expensive I’m making more $ than I ever have before… it’s a very strange feeling

[@JJ-wk5wh]

Bums get monthly checks from the GOV for drugs and food In California

[@molls0922]

Do you mind if I ask what you do for work? Congrats btw 😊@@HoldenMcRoin69

[@KrikZ32]

@@HoldenMcRoin69 the problem is cost of living has been going up with inflation forever but wages haven't, it's still manageable right now but it's easy to see where things are headed at this pace.

[@mikekolb3912]

Theo is firing on all cylinders here lol, Shane is trying to catch up 😂

[@anabrr1123]

AND STEP DADS 😅😅

[@JoeFabeets]

The fact that they were discussing invading the mothership and Shane was able to turn Theo around makes me laugh

[@visualmedicationgaming]

I love Theo, but damn, he looks like Velma from Scooby Doo. You good Bro?

[@dewdew34]

great analogy , them glasses , c'mon T...

[@MeltWithU]

Velma and Shaggy’s love child

[@iammichaeldavis]

“So you’re talkin giving Ninja Turtle weapons to homeless guys… and just see what happens” 😂😂😂😂

[@3scupame]

Not Theo unintentionally proposing the plot of Psycho Pass lmao

[@johnklinger943]

These two should have a TV show

[@TheBabyfaceJ]

“You’re going to Hell Buddy” i’m dead 😂😂😂

[@Clejarza1]

Love Theo's cut, Does it come with a Big dog that solves mysteries? Love the show.

[@DallasGunther]

"some methamphetamine, and a marching band" hells yeah, Shane knows whats up.

[@travisturner9118]

They should give the homeless yard tools.

[@erikkibler3466]

I say lawn darts,make em work for it a little😂

[@BruceSeesall]

the Homeless Battalion LOLL Good one Theo...We need to Podcast bruh LOL

[@salem927]

Dude take off the classes Theo holy shit

[@MB-uw4xr]

Classes

[@deathray3909]

Take them clam classes off Cleo

[@Nonameforyoudangit]

​@@deathray3909 You made me wheeze-laugh. Thank you!

[@deathray3909]

@@Nonameforyoudangit happy to help

[@timfixinstuff]

This is the kind of conversation I often witnessed in high school around a bunch of stoners lmao.

[@SnakeDaddyGaming]

“Where would you lead your bum army?” - Shane Gillis 🤣🤣🤣

[@eddiesharrone8106]

Shane and Theo are both great compliments to other people. They always mesh well with whoever they are talking with. But when they come together and bounce off each other, they are one of the funniest things in America right now.

[@Sara-xk1ns]

Theos talked about a revolution before with another guest and I loved it. Now A24 is coming out with a movie. I need Theo to watch it and give us his review and what he would do differently.

[@dominicbeller8700]

“They’re impervious to a lot of damage… they’re immune to a lot of disease” Theo’s describing the homeless like they’re Super Mutants lmao.

[@Atleysprogram]

I'm always amazed at the rabbit holes theo goes down, and how much he gets into it. hahahaha

[@TheRealPaul_Morphy]

This podcast made me realize that the best parts of Theo's, and Shane's, personalities shine best when they're talking to people who have more substence to their character, or when they're doing stand-up.

[@Thefloorsspeakyiddish]

As long as you can prove you’re a citizen of the US on the spot, you’re fine. You’ll start seeing checkpoints with people that don’t look like police or military, except for their gear. Just be polite, show them your ID and you’ll be free to go. Don’t worry about your open beer or lit joint, that’s not their worry

[@XykuJoxa]

The way he made it sound like getting tased is a disease, lmao.

[@casualviewing1096]

I want to devote my live to listening to these two talking to each other 😂

[@erikkibler3466]

A Thane monk😂

[@timothymohr5816]

Lmao... theos got Shane speechless didn't think that could happen

[@kevio8179]

Theo auditioning for a remake of slap shot

[@BigScrap4042]

The fact that theo genuinely didn't think of himself as "the rich" is craazy

[@fadedxwilson947]

Bruh.. Theo's Mullet, Weinstein glasses, and that chin hair GOTTA GO ASAP! 🤣

[@daquandavis5498]

When Shane said they’d turn on each other right away I started dying man… 😂 shit is true

[@Zegeebwah]

Leo was like "Oops, oops! I maybe just advocated for a riot. Let me walk that back for the sake of the sponsors." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bdawg._.]

0:15 lmao theo just says the craziest funniest things ever i swear

[@warewofle5002]

“Where would you lead your bum run?” 😂 I wanna bum battalion so bad rn.

[@BruceSeesall]

Revolution place loll has to be Wall Mart parking lots LMAO lolllll

[@TexChopper]

Theo is slowly turning into Austin Powers.

[@zedooncadhz]

Pretty accurate for where i think we're headed tbh

[@DoomSet.]

Theo's talking to a man who's bought and paid for. His reluctance to engage is insane.

[@AnneALias]

It's 2024 and Kensington & Allegheny in Philly still have plenty of recruits. Love, from Philly 😂

[@solitivity]

"I saw a bum living in a sofa... you don't see that anymore." Only fuckin Theo would say this. 😭

[@SlimothyNate3218]

*Person in Great beyond presses doorbell* Me: spontaneously electrocuted

[@372HGS]

Theo is like the David Koresh of the stand up world.

[@rogersam1294]

If you start laughing I’ll start laughing.

[@tmakinthehouse]

Why hesitate?

[@rmcpeek1]

So thats what a real life tina from bobs burgers would look like...

[@jeremybettis8446]

Theo's like a full-grown 11-year-old with all kinds of hair brain ideas.

[@crazydave507]

Why does Theo look like he’s about to walk down the street with a wagon of books with Send Me on my Way playing?

[@rhettblair6186]

Who remembers the show on Comedy Central called “Shorties Watching Shorties?” This conversation needs to be played with a hilarious animation like that show!

[@Bizarreparade]

Like a cat trying to bury a turd in a marble floor. But funnier.

[@underleft]

That's not tased, that's called a drive stun, it's a pain compliance and it's a lot worse when it's just you. Tazing disrupts your motor system and The bigger the spread the more effective it is. You would know if you got tased because two prongs would be stuck in your skin and you would have to go to the hospital to get them taken out.

[@jamesgeorge4874]

"Thing that holds your eyes in, but it dosent" ... *zorro mask* !! Lol. Ok. That was funny.

[@romanieo]

Theo here is a cross between Mike Myers & Dan Carey meet 1990's Rosanne

[@erikanthes954]

In 2000 someone got the idea to fight the bums... turns out that X Games version of the Special Olympics was felonious.

[@apIthletIcc]

Sounds like a job for the Brotherhood of Unemployed Magicians (the vegas chapter)

[@Shaqoneil81-ci7dr]

I’ve been waiting to see these two together.

[@craiglalumiere6852]

Theo is starting to look like that British lady in the bathtub from episode 353

[@DoctorMindbender]

2 rich kid's LARPing as regular guys.

[@squiggyg.8415]

Meet at 7-11’s dressed like Theo, mandatory mullets

[@FlintFireforge]

Dungeon Master: Evil is taking over the city, what do you want to do? Theo: I raise up an army of bums and step dads to face them, handing out weapons and Zorro Masks. Shane: I will lead the army, on horseback. Dungeon Master: Cool. Mid battle the enemy starts throwing out food and women. Everyone dies.

[@InMyBunker]

Theo is on fire