Theo Calls Danielle the Virgin l This Past Weekend Highlight

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Theo Von

Theo Von

Күн бұрын

Theo gets a life update from Danielle the Virgin
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@billiondollardan
@billiondollardan 6 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Theo has a hotline just like old school talk shows
@derekbest9703
@derekbest9703 6 жыл бұрын
I think he said on the JRE podcast he only lets people leave voicemails to weed out the trolls. Which is smart.
@mau5izio1
@mau5izio1 4 жыл бұрын
H⁸DJ bbn yyyyyyyy iui yyyyyyyy bhh88bb8bbhk for jeep
@mau5izio1
@mau5izio1 4 жыл бұрын
Bggg8 up u
@Paulino813
@Paulino813 3 жыл бұрын
This exactly
@cathalbuckley3606
@cathalbuckley3606 4 жыл бұрын
"He might be Christian or he might be really not Christian, either one" Theo is undefeated man
@chrisconnor8086
@chrisconnor8086 6 жыл бұрын
"tight and tardy" god damnit shakespeare wax on
@kylecameron9772
@kylecameron9772 6 жыл бұрын
Saw 69 likes, didn't want to like, but thought "Fuck it, don't be so sentimental"
@autumnjoy5941
@autumnjoy5941 6 жыл бұрын
Chris Connor dude is a panny dropper.
@kylefarrell2841
@kylefarrell2841 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao! Omg I'm dyin right now. Laughing way too hard at this comment
@whatdavesays
@whatdavesays 6 жыл бұрын
Only Theo could talk to someone like this. Such a good little convo
@whatdavesays
@whatdavesays 6 жыл бұрын
Marten Dekker thanks
@whatdavesays
@whatdavesays 6 жыл бұрын
Chilly Bandino what?? Lol
@FullBoarDaniel
@FullBoarDaniel 6 жыл бұрын
Abeardifuldag onward
@aasldkfja
@aasldkfja 6 жыл бұрын
"When a virgin calls [long pause] you call her back" lol
@slimeballz
@slimeballz 6 жыл бұрын
"showing you the room like he is a contractor..?" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 You are enriching my ways of speaking to the fools of this world. Much appreciated 🎩
@CBDBnoho
@CBDBnoho 5 жыл бұрын
"Present day woman. Virgin to lackluster in the same sexual experience" LOL
@GoreTechs
@GoreTechs 6 жыл бұрын
Tight and Tardy
@Paul-cy9ej
@Paul-cy9ej 6 жыл бұрын
Boo boo
@Bighomieali
@Bighomieali 6 жыл бұрын
More
@rickystrickland9329
@rickystrickland9329 6 жыл бұрын
Quicly for the titty!
@jbridge23
@jbridge23 6 жыл бұрын
Super Leeks- Yeah "Tight and Tardy"
@staballemo
@staballemo 6 жыл бұрын
Boo boo
@coastalflourishing
@coastalflourishing 5 жыл бұрын
"He was showing you his room, like he was a contractor or something?"
@DavidKirklandJr
@DavidKirklandJr 6 жыл бұрын
The wrestling belt move. Always works
@Hellchoseme420
@Hellchoseme420 6 жыл бұрын
Levelz 480p ALWAYS
@butterbaybiscuits8694
@butterbaybiscuits8694 6 жыл бұрын
60% of the time it works all the time
@ayoutubechannul
@ayoutubechannul 6 жыл бұрын
Piggly Wiggly 3784 100 percent of the time
@nGRainHD
@nGRainHD 6 жыл бұрын
Eminent Devils haven’t laughed st a comment in a while
@dfdtickets3643
@dfdtickets3643 5 жыл бұрын
dying!! theres always somethng to show in your room!
@reynam2576
@reynam2576 6 жыл бұрын
You guys talked like BFFs 😅
@ripdajacker23
@ripdajacker23 5 жыл бұрын
He made a tinder profile right after lol
@porcodebarro
@porcodebarro 5 жыл бұрын
I'm actually amazed by Theo's interview skills. All the right questions were asked and his comments on the answers were absolutely on point. Dude is a fucking talent rofl
@josephmiles7418
@josephmiles7418 2 жыл бұрын
this is old and i’m just seeing it but he also knew where she left off/where he interrupted and how to get her to continue her story, slick
@JorgeJimenez-fi3eb
@JorgeJimenez-fi3eb Жыл бұрын
Rolf ?????? Lmao who says that ?? Lmao
@stevec2040
@stevec2040 6 жыл бұрын
Throughout the whole talk Theo smiling like the cat that got the canary 😁😁
@hanatirk4375
@hanatirk4375 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@slipalongtobascus99
@slipalongtobascus99 6 жыл бұрын
"nice to know a white guy can still get work" 😂😂😂
@mdr8661
@mdr8661 6 жыл бұрын
Hahah that was the best line
@chefkenburnem211
@chefkenburnem211 5 жыл бұрын
Yea that almost made me spit my coffee out.
@maitreyas.4902
@maitreyas.4902 5 жыл бұрын
A little bit of that Strom Thurman .....
@yeetdaddy5716
@yeetdaddy5716 5 жыл бұрын
Its tuff out here for white guys. Most women like black guys nowadays
@nonamemcgillicutty9585
@nonamemcgillicutty9585 4 жыл бұрын
@@yeetdaddy5716 that is not even close to true
@kogniscent
@kogniscent 5 жыл бұрын
"she lost it,,,she dropped that V off out there to a local caucasian" lmaoooo
@theloosemoose8200
@theloosemoose8200 6 жыл бұрын
Theo tried to bag a unicorn and was too slow on the draw, she slipped away...
@stormcorrosion176
@stormcorrosion176 6 жыл бұрын
The Loose Moose bwahaha
@samuelberhanu7807
@samuelberhanu7807 5 жыл бұрын
The Loose Moose Thats why hes tryna sneak his way in to taking her booty virginity
@crazyjoedavola5430
@crazyjoedavola5430 5 жыл бұрын
Haha...
@shotsfired1106
@shotsfired1106 4 жыл бұрын
That is hillarious
@MarshallHayward
@MarshallHayward 6 жыл бұрын
Theo asking the hard hitting questions...hahahaha
@dshel3004
@dshel3004 5 жыл бұрын
...or lackluster hitting questions 😁
@memphis1316
@memphis1316 3 жыл бұрын
Danielle sounds like she's pretty cool. I'm genuinely happy for her
@strangedays871
@strangedays871 6 жыл бұрын
Lol..she goes 25 years and then gives it up to a random on tinder.
@mandiebby93
@mandiebby93 6 жыл бұрын
feels bad xD
@gigigaming97
@gigigaming97 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@powergrower
@powergrower 6 жыл бұрын
I lost mine to a hooker at 14 LOL on a school trip. I didn't have any money she was going to call the cops I said that's not a good idea because I am 14. Hahahah she really freaked out.
@VividFilmProductions
@VividFilmProductions 6 жыл бұрын
Bruh that's what I did and it was good
@arizonatea3734
@arizonatea3734 6 жыл бұрын
Freak mode enabled
@RickEldridge_Music
@RickEldridge_Music 6 жыл бұрын
I can't help but think Theo is the guy to took that V. His face and his questions and the fact he showed her a "Wrestling Belt" when Theo has the strap for TFATK Guest of the Year! hahaha GANG GANG
@brewitt1
@brewitt1 6 жыл бұрын
"Did he put on a special episode of television or anything?" Haven't belly laughed in a bit thanks Theo
@JamesBongo
@JamesBongo 6 жыл бұрын
"Cause a lot of kids are doing butt sex nowdays." I don't know why but the way he says that cracks me up
@jeramiahsherman971
@jeramiahsherman971 3 жыл бұрын
Watching Theo interact with people makes me a better listener. Dude has the old south gift of gab.
@jesselucero4581
@jesselucero4581 6 жыл бұрын
I could see this clip going Viral, this is truly brilliant stuff Theo. Still Loving the podcast, it keeps getting better week after week. Congratulations on the New Studio and Continued Success Bruh
@E1234
@E1234 6 жыл бұрын
Everything about him is jus so damn funny smfh... the way he so into this story tho lol !
@512productions8
@512productions8 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao Theo always fooln he funny af
@harrylimeracketeer
@harrylimeracketeer 5 жыл бұрын
"I remember reading a document the other day"
@undergroundlace1686
@undergroundlace1686 2 жыл бұрын
Watch Theo's face light up 😂😂😂 this man is a menace
@lgen626
@lgen626 5 жыл бұрын
Theo seems sincerely happy for her. Dude is dope. Congrats Daniel!
@wyldebore4089
@wyldebore4089 6 жыл бұрын
That Strom Thurmond lol
@stormcorrosion176
@stormcorrosion176 6 жыл бұрын
brian eddington bwahaha man wtf!!
@serch54
@serch54 5 жыл бұрын
That's the line that got me most, and I have no idea why
@blueshotgun017
@blueshotgun017 5 жыл бұрын
"That's that hester pryne book- the scarlet... woman"
@crazyjoedavola5430
@crazyjoedavola5430 5 жыл бұрын
Stiff...
@ninobless6919
@ninobless6919 4 жыл бұрын
Theo - "ruining FAMILIES" ... Danielle {awkward pause} "um .. yeah"
@stsk7
@stsk7 6 жыл бұрын
Yo Theo is asking all the right questions. My man!
@sleepyproduction7166
@sleepyproduction7166 2 жыл бұрын
Other people are trying to get the most famous, the most rich, the hottest people on their shows. But theos over here with the people, real people, he’s a man of the people.
@green6go
@green6go 5 жыл бұрын
“Like a contractor” theo is the best
@markanthonymeaney1914
@markanthonymeaney1914 6 жыл бұрын
Theo dude!! Butt activities bit had me LOL, GANG GANGN
@schneiderman1996
@schneiderman1996 5 жыл бұрын
Mark Anthony Meaney them dark arts
@rubievasek4437
@rubievasek4437 6 жыл бұрын
thanks theo. love your politeness and sensitivity to this lady. ur so cute.
@houtexescobar5884
@houtexescobar5884 6 жыл бұрын
You can make any situation hilarious man love it! 😂
@keeeeeeekss
@keeeeeeekss 6 жыл бұрын
Theo is truly special.
@subfreq3339
@subfreq3339 2 жыл бұрын
I love the fact she's saying that she's worried bein a 25 yr old virgin might be a turn off!
@nicabaliguin6032
@nicabaliguin6032 4 жыл бұрын
He's such a smooth talker
@ericdavid890
@ericdavid890 6 жыл бұрын
Virgin to LackLuster lololol
@barnoldwhv
@barnoldwhv 6 жыл бұрын
Haha. Goes from begging for it to critiquing it in a few minutes.
@mattfoley4749
@mattfoley4749 6 жыл бұрын
Danielle I'll show you a mediocre time
@crazyjoedavola5430
@crazyjoedavola5430 5 жыл бұрын
I second that....I could give her a very nice underwhelming evening...
@lisafanninghowe
@lisafanninghowe 2 жыл бұрын
Love your name!
@mattmergy7050
@mattmergy7050 4 жыл бұрын
2 years later we find out the caller was actually Brendan and he was on grinder
@aldogjipali2835
@aldogjipali2835 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@phnigra111
@phnigra111 5 жыл бұрын
After they do sex, the guy puts on the movie "Airplane" !?!?!!? WTF?! That says a lot about what kind of a weirdo he is 😂🤔😂
@crazyjoedavola5430
@crazyjoedavola5430 5 жыл бұрын
That movie is a classic....he has an awesome sense of humor
@feefee6889
@feefee6889 4 жыл бұрын
Crazy Joe Davola amen
@iforgetmygoogleaccount5560
@iforgetmygoogleaccount5560 4 жыл бұрын
He was a freak and not in the good way lol.. lackluster
@jeramiahsherman971
@jeramiahsherman971 3 жыл бұрын
See I think that was a flex. He knew she’d leave once he put that on.
@chardeemacdennis2993
@chardeemacdennis2993 4 жыл бұрын
The fact you can call Theo, A. Is so old school. But B. Just shows how much he loves his fans and listeners. He wants to connect with everyone. "He's deceased, and so is your virginity". Fucking hilarious!
@chefkenburnem211
@chefkenburnem211 5 жыл бұрын
"Tight and tardy boo boo" I'm dying😂
@haraldisdead
@haraldisdead 5 жыл бұрын
"Good luck.. getting rid.. of that..butt V." How does this man still have a job?! 😂😂😂😂😂
@therapist6328
@therapist6328 4 жыл бұрын
Guys like us keep watching
@Sandro234
@Sandro234 6 жыл бұрын
Theo impressed me with the Scarlet Letter reference, but he got Biblical and misnomered it as Scarlet Woman lol good ole' Theo.
@JahEerie
@JahEerie 6 жыл бұрын
Even when he's takin the piss, he still seems kinda sincere. Well payed Teo.
@jeremiah8746
@jeremiah8746 5 жыл бұрын
A wrestling belt? Was it Theo himself?
@MrLusterFury
@MrLusterFury 4 жыл бұрын
Guys: im a virgin at 25 what do i do Girls: you'll find someone dont worry. Girls: im a virgin at 25 what do i do Guys: Done
@Marcusaurelius913
@Marcusaurelius913 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@user9675
@user9675 2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@Raine_1037
@Raine_1037 2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@louisianarebeltv4878
@louisianarebeltv4878 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@w1111sp
@w1111sp Жыл бұрын
Facts
@TRKTKO
@TRKTKO 6 жыл бұрын
This is great Theo! Country boys can survive. You're my favorite comedian for sure, love your shit. Keep on keeping on.
@ollyjames138
@ollyjames138 4 жыл бұрын
“Did he know you were Daniel the virgin” ahahahah
@Lollita23
@Lollita23 6 жыл бұрын
Reeaaally curious what she looks like. Also she must have never hung out in a bar at last call. 😂
@AbelR91
@AbelR91 5 жыл бұрын
Lol for real, its hard to imagine a woman can have a hard time getting laid nowadays
@timj4601
@timj4601 5 жыл бұрын
She sounds big
@misspdt
@misspdt 5 жыл бұрын
TimJ honestly that’s not an issue. It’s all about the confidence. I’m a heffer and I don’t have any problems 😂
@AbelR91
@AbelR91 5 жыл бұрын
@@misspdt Lol women need confidence to get laid? Look at that, I thought you girls just had to put up a photo any where on social media with come cleavage showing and see the date offers, dick pics and compliments roll in
@ilovethehawgs
@ilovethehawgs 5 жыл бұрын
Caitlyn Gillespie come on now! You’re selling yourself short.
@junedarius254
@junedarius254 Жыл бұрын
Love Theo has an old skool hot-line on his podcast. So 80s vibe and I love it.
@bjbullock8958
@bjbullock8958 6 жыл бұрын
Tight and Tardy is gold brother
@jessica-zd4gi
@jessica-zd4gi 5 жыл бұрын
i love the book "scarlet uhhh woman," such a classic
@amberwkly3747
@amberwkly3747 3 жыл бұрын
I had a guy offer to "show me his comforter" 😂😂😂😂
@amandal4419
@amandal4419 3 жыл бұрын
Did you take the bait? 😂
@DK_Son
@DK_Son 6 жыл бұрын
"She dropped that V off out there to a local caucasian. It's nice to know that a white guy can still get work out there these days". I'M FUCKING DYING LOOLOLLOLOOL
@billygats649
@billygats649 4 жыл бұрын
I remember Theo from MTV days! Didn't know he was a comedian! Great podcast! Very funny guy!
@jayboyuno6398
@jayboyuno6398 6 жыл бұрын
Tight and Tardy😂🤣
@centaurtaurman5567
@centaurtaurman5567 Жыл бұрын
I love how Theo says words, that I know are real but somehow makes them sound made up.
@jeybird6276
@jeybird6276 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Theo takes calls. I remember I commented years ago on rogan's videos saying he should do that! I imagine he never read it and probably and probably if he did was thinking I was an idiot and not understanding what podcasting was at the time! Lol But regular people are so dang interesting!
@divinesignatures6225
@divinesignatures6225 8 ай бұрын
I used to be on the radio live and we took calls. It makes the show.
@jinks908
@jinks908 Жыл бұрын
Dude "tight and tardy" launched my drink all over my fucking keyboard holy shit how tf does he think of this shit lol
@GonzointheSelf
@GonzointheSelf 6 жыл бұрын
This girl seriously said "goals"
@chiefcaptn1922
@chiefcaptn1922 5 жыл бұрын
"I rolled out 10 minutes in hah like, got what i came here for haha" what a bitch
@CKrums97
@CKrums97 4 жыл бұрын
theo is a great comedian because he listens very well
@frankroberts4230
@frankroberts4230 6 жыл бұрын
Congrats danielle! Sounding good boo boo
@jakeburkhart1363
@jakeburkhart1363 3 жыл бұрын
Its rare to be 25 years old and African America, what the fuck, shit caught me way of guard. Dude has the attention span of a fly
@darrofelipe3776
@darrofelipe3776 2 жыл бұрын
Some football coach said Dan Marino had the fastest firing mind to ever play quarterback. Just instant decision, followed by instant throw. Theos mind fires off like that, Strom Thurmond? That was rattling around in the upper atmosphere of his cerebral cortex and it just ripped out. Crazy smart
@yousnortthedsnotofdirtyric3382
@yousnortthedsnotofdirtyric3382 4 жыл бұрын
0:46 only if you're a female... There are tons of dudes who are still virgins.
@JelenK
@JelenK 6 жыл бұрын
I just got a tiny flying bug in my ear listening to this but I love you Theo I’ll watch the rest later.
@kyjortin_gaming
@kyjortin_gaming 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@getdown8990
@getdown8990 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit this announcement got me ded 🤣 most under appreciated comment
@dylandunlap8118
@dylandunlap8118 5 жыл бұрын
I know it’s rare to be 25 in some communities. I remember reading a while back that a ton of young black men get killed
@rachelw821
@rachelw821 5 жыл бұрын
Theo! I am SO happy I discovered you!!! You're hilarious!
@michaelwalker5102
@michaelwalker5102 6 жыл бұрын
“You gotta have goals” lol.
@benjubinville4362
@benjubinville4362 6 жыл бұрын
“Couple of stars hit the mat!”
@majatjkahmei8942
@majatjkahmei8942 2 жыл бұрын
Always with the out if nowhere questions, butt activity 😆😆😆
@daverobledo5943
@daverobledo5943 6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Whitney Cummings
@justyouaveragekrisibear5777
@justyouaveragekrisibear5777 2 жыл бұрын
O! M! G! “Virgin to this guy is lackluster all in the same experience.” Yaaaaaasssss!!! Hahaha!!!! Awww ... so true. 🤣🤣🤣
@ToomaProductions
@ToomaProductions 5 жыл бұрын
"He said something about winning a wrestling belt" (Fighter and the Kid lol)
@Disco2FiB
@Disco2FiB 6 жыл бұрын
Its nice to know that a white guy can still get work today.... hahahhahaa
@Stephen_Eee
@Stephen_Eee 6 жыл бұрын
I'm dying...this was great both questions and her answers had me going
@clocksnolan
@clocksnolan 2 жыл бұрын
His face the whole video is so fucking funny 😂
@jaimegarcia965
@jaimegarcia965 5 жыл бұрын
That smirk to the camera at 5:00 😂😂😂😭
@megharoni
@megharoni 5 жыл бұрын
Sad she thought she had to "get it over with." I've only ever been with my husband and I have zero regrets.
@snowfrosty1
@snowfrosty1 2 жыл бұрын
bless you Miss/Ma'am/Madam
@Ohyou8one2
@Ohyou8one2 5 жыл бұрын
Strom Thurmond reference,,, oh sh!t... Theo is a genius!
@yeetdaddy5716
@yeetdaddy5716 5 жыл бұрын
"A couple of stars hit the mat".....lol
@dubstepsiik
@dubstepsiik 2 жыл бұрын
Man theo is the greatest human alive ever
@ww-pw6di
@ww-pw6di 5 жыл бұрын
"Would've been... uhh.. trapped ... or something ..?? :(" Poor cat lady in the making.
@springhillgolfer878
@springhillgolfer878 6 жыл бұрын
"Let's just get this done."
@charlieoshea7008
@charlieoshea7008 2 жыл бұрын
this has to be a radio station in the next gta 😭
@danielmulholland5869
@danielmulholland5869 2 жыл бұрын
Some poor dude was just riding his weekend high when he threw on theo and found out he was lackluster
@KillSwitchNY
@KillSwitchNY 3 жыл бұрын
Theo is a god damn wordsmith.
@peanutrbuckle9123
@peanutrbuckle9123 5 жыл бұрын
“Here’s a Christmas ornament, BoOM!, comes up on ya!”
@alexderoche1861
@alexderoche1861 6 жыл бұрын
"Scarlet, uhh.... woman." Lmao
@FelicisFelix
@FelicisFelix 3 жыл бұрын
“That’s a Hester Prynne book, Scarlet…Woman”-😂😂
@marcusford920
@marcusford920 3 жыл бұрын
She sounds like the sweetest woman.
@Inkredibule
@Inkredibule 6 жыл бұрын
0:58 what the fuck 😂😂 Theo please don't ever change.
@Bubba4WP
@Bubba4WP 6 жыл бұрын
The Hester Prynne bit is solid gold!
@LisaLee__
@LisaLee__ 6 жыл бұрын
Hoooooly that African American joke omg I can't breathe
@ccdevall
@ccdevall 5 жыл бұрын
Don't be scared to ask for something that you want. The worst thing that could happen is a no.
@Amoney2121
@Amoney2121 6 жыл бұрын
Theo looking thirsty af! What a fucking boss love ya Theo 😂😂😂😂
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