Theo Von and Stavros Halkias Roasting Politicians For 15 Minutes

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[@JimBTannenbaum]

The nervous twitch on Stav when Theo says "Mullen"

[@t.ferguson7392]

I noticed that too hahaha

[@Sinic818]

I felt it too. lol

[@philyamascunt7518]

I must have missed this part. Anyone know off the top of their head the mark/time of this video that Stav developed this nervous twitch? Why would Stav have this nervous twitch when Nick Mullen was mentioned, don't they get along anymore?

[@ArisenLegend]

Feel like I’m way behind on this but would anyone care to sell me on researching nick mullen? One good example and it’ll be a prompt reply of “Nuff said, thanks” lol

[@danny4081]

@@ArisenLegendare you disabled? Bruh if you wanna research something do it if not don’t. Wtf you doing just asking a random comment section to convince you to research something?

[@Rrrafael.00]

From arms reach, Theo be looking like a Pokemon trainer with that first get up.

[@GyroZeppel]

Ready to flip that cap backward and send out pikachu at a moments notice lol

[@road_king_dude]

💯💯

[@rickybennett9410]

"What did he fight in?" "Probably a unitard." 💀🤣

[@doubles7533]

These two together need to be a permanent thing

[@BTD44]

Imagine

[@Mophead950]

If stav could sound like something other than a dying lamb when he laughs after every sentence then yeah I’d love it

[@RealMTBAddict]

​@@Mophead950hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

[@hunter12555]

Without the annoying laugh

[@SiempreAlgoLoco]

@@Mophead950the lamb and the rat.

[@grayce2263]

“Now that he’s got all the power in the world, he’s too senile to be a pedophile” Fuckin got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marisa8413]

Lmfaooooooo same here burst out laughing getting ready for work at 5am

[@angelaanaconda5837]

I was weak! He said i just got here and it's all over 😂😂😂😂

[@matthewscott7433]

Congressmen used to duel and fight all of the time, I think it should be allowed 😅

[@semilovato]

that’s exactly what came to my mind too 😂 let them duke it out like god intended

[@shaebrown2872]

I agree

[@JAMESYQ24]

I’ve always thought that, they say “violence is not the answer”, well clearly it must be because nothings getting done otherwise

[@olliefoxx7165]

Stav dressed like Humpty Dumpty in a track suit on Easter.

[@N8_R]

"He's had an incredible career of being the luckiest guy ever" 😂😂😂 God help us all

[@Hullified]

Holy shit. I haven’t laughed that consistently for a long time. They bounce off each other perfectly.

[@ltsgoyanks]

Absolutely hysterical...and true! Unfortunately.

[@ryanbengston]

The whole episode was hilarious

[@bh2472]

Me to 🤣

[@jacobhammock3355]

Everything bounces off him. Look at him. He is turning into a basketball.

[@freddyrose7815]

"Red rover red rover I'll be right over" got me lmaoooo

[@carsoncomplains]

Bernie is THE funniest senator that could've been chairman for the fight, other than maybe Biden when he was a senator

[@lizbird]

BERNIE BEING THE REF IS SO FUNNY

[@Fitingbros101]

As far as I'm concerned if you aren't willing to throw down as a congressman, you don't want it enough

[@bradcrowe668]

Yeeees Sir!!! We need this shit now more than ever!!

[@rosebu3doubled]

Yesss haha and honestly makes him hiding jan 6 even funnier in hindsight-he knew he couldn't beat crazy

[@justinjustinallison4523]

Ya it’s funny how the fat comedian (don’t even care his name) is inherently on the peaceful side tryna say it’s not the place to fight. Like if it was just a voice podcast I coudk tell he’s fat asf jus by his comment 🤣

[@lildebbie7602]

This is the creme de la creme of comedy. Two guys from both sides of the isle who agree and make hilarious jokes . I've waited for my whole life for this

[@shustyrackleford_710]

Aisle ** Also, who is on which side of the aisle?

[@cbr274]

@@shustyrackleford_710 Theo is more right wing, Stavvy a little to the left from what I’ve observed

[@shustyrackleford_710]

@@cbr274 how is theo right wing

[@FrenchCanadianGuy]

​@@shustyrackleford_710more yo the right" than Stavros...learn reading comprehension bud

[@shustyrackleford_710]

@FrenchCanadianGuy please show me where someone said more to the right, cuz the last guy I replied to said theo is more right wing and stav to the left

[@kristjanveski]

Every day we step closer to Idiocracy

[@vexrich]

fuck it bro crack out the gatorade irrigation already

[@no-won]

You might be. Congress was known to duel in the past. With guns. So a challenge to a fist fight really isn't anything to cry about.

[@kristjanveski]

@@no-won Yeah, and we evolved beyond primal acts of violence, developing a more civilized society. What we see here is a minuscule, albeit poignant, example of devolution.

[@BoinkrNanis]

The funniest part is that the producers pf idiocracy told the apparel department to "find the ugliest shoes you can. Shoes only idiots would wear." Go back and watch the film, everyone's wearing crocs. Yeah....let it sink in...

[@BoinkrNanis]

There's other parallels like a TV personality running America. They're watering plants with chemicals and it ruined the soil so nothing grows. Everyone shops at ONE corporate store. They use pictures to talk at hospitals. Their AI is as dumb as the people maintaining it. Bro, we've made it to the fucking wrong timeline, we can't go back. Sinbad was a fucking genie!

[@gnarkillMTB]

“Goldfish” as a code word for little Chinese boys is wild 😂😂

[@Ghost-304]

Schaub will be stealing some of Stav jokes on politicians

[@drock83]

I love when people ask Theo and question and he immediately says "huh?" LoL 🤣

[@fanndamily03]

These two are the greatest together!! I need, we need more of them! But it honestly doesn’t really matter who sits next to Theo and I’m constantly thinking the same thing! This man is greatest commentator/ interviewer/ comedian EVER!! He gets the BEST outta everyone!!

[@joemade7071]

Thinking of Bobby Kelly in a mma fight is bringing me so much serotonin rn

[@bobjohnson7294]

That’s gay

[@michaelj6392]

Bobby looks like Krang from the Ninja Turtles these days

[@joemade7071]

@@bobjohnson7294 actually I think your gay actually I think

[@SloweddBoyy]

​@@bobjohnson7294takes a gay to know a gay

[@jheymann69]

Her date etiquette is awesome 😂

[@unfriendlyfire1582]

It's been this way way before now. Thomas Jefferson got in a duel over a political disagreement.

[@zehsackett6132]

Hamilton was killed in a duel by Aaron Burr

[@WarrenPuffet]

You don’t threaten violence to someone and not expect it in return.

[@freddyfootstomps6557]

It’s also not the 1800’s

[@unfriendlyfire1582]

@freddyfootstomps6557 Very good. It's not the 1800s. Was that it, or did you have some point to make?

[@0rtu_Solis]

@@unfriendlyfire1582That we literally had slavery when that happened, and we have very different social standards and expectations

[@WarrenPuffet]

“You’re in the senate”. We need more of that actually, acting like the Senate should be respected in its current state is laughable.

[@PhunkyPharmacologist]

Make dueling great again

[@0rtu_Solis]

Trying to start a fight you know won’t actually happen in a senate hearing meeting isn’t respectable at all. It’s just as laughable in a different way. He’s just not senile but he’s still a shallow idiot.

[@MP-ky3hc]

@@PhunkyPharmacologist make tar and feathering great again

[@doglegjake6788]

Excellent video

[@bh2472]

The UPS Reps behind the Union leader laughing was Awesome

[@RealGlowup]

THIS WAS SO GOOD!!!

[@JakeOCooney]

Having a good time like Stav is a feeling very few of us will ever feel.

[@ShaneoMac0324]

My favorite duo ever

[@Ghost-304]

Absolutely a great video , Theo and Stav doing comedy together is great content lol.

[@trentthomson9641]

Hahahaha theo REALLY backed it down when stavy said “ trump said its fixed” thats soooo funny that he cant help it

[@craigjhard]

Stavros has the best laugh, gets me every time.

[@Biggus_Dickus42]

If you're drippin, he's a leak 😂😂 god damn i love Theo

[@bruceleeroy1572]

That Senator was an undefeated MMA fighter.!!

[@ChillAssTurtle]

Hes an absolute dork lol

[@jd37691]

​@ChillAssTurtle you jealous? He's also special forces, so he can teach that a Dilbert look-alike O'Brian a thing or three about a special forces beat down!

[@khalbrucie]

@@jd37691 Markwayne Mullin has never been in the military. Stanning for politicians is weird and sad

[@Sniperboy5551]

@Hilliamhamilton9204 Look up the caning of Charles Sumner

[@ryancouture2508]

Dudes a joke! That teamsters would have killed him.

[@vegasbeat8367]

“I’d love to do it right now!”😂🤣Doesn’t help that Sen.Sanders sounds just like Steinbrenner on Seinfeld.

[@matguerra333]

Forgot how much i missed Theo. The honesty of these two together is what the world "needs." I'm gonna share this w/6 family members who will never watch it and also love "Theo Von on Ticky Tocks"

[@JS_89]

Stav triggered when he heard "Mullen"

[@Guilherme-qx9iz]

Politicians in the past used to challenge each other to duels, that's the vibe of the first video

[@ltsgoyanks]

"If yer drippin..Feddermans a leak..." lol

[@eternalbeing3339]

I somehow never seen that bernie fight video. That was hilarious.

[@sharonburcham66]

Look at the guy in the audience laughing at the congressman! The hat guy… hahaha

[@jd37691]

He's a Senator, not a congressman.

[@suncaseen489]

​@@jd37691 Really dude? He saw something in a video that made him laugh but other viewers could miss that so he wrote a comment with clear intentions which were to share it so others can laugh too. And you're replying with correcting him for something that has nothing to do with what he's referring to. Please tell me - who was the one that too many times told you how stupid you are? Is that the problem? Is that what you're fighting against here? Is that why you're going through comments looking for if someone made a mistake and with correcting them you're showing you're actually smart? Well, Mr. Smarty Pants I'm here to reply to YOU! Both because your reply was irrelevant to meaning of his comment [no need for a big brain to see that) and also because you'd be wrong even if it was relevant. I mean, we're not talking quantum physics here. These are basic things. He's not wrong for calling him a congressman. Congressman is a member of either the House of Representatives or Senate, anyone in Congress (Senate or House) They're all congressmen, you fool !!!

[@suncaseen489]

​@@jd37691 And here's the short version if you can't comprehend several sentences all at once. It's also w/o exposing your insecurities. *Congressman is a member of either the House of Representatives or Senate, anyone in Congress (Senate or House) They're all congressmen, you fool !!!*

[@ScrillDaD]

One of the funniest segments ever 😂😂😂!!!!!!!!!

[@mattcollecchi8554]

He just smelled a kid this morning.. 😂

[@shane_l8085]

You Can't Fight In Here! This is The War Room!

[@NumeroUnoYo]

Great impersonation of Bobby Kelly!!!!

[@househackking]

Stav + Theo is gold

[@Cashvandercoot]

Hell yea dude

[@swampduck2609]

Guy goes to take his ring off haha

[@-Prestoned-]

It's impressive to see someone's laugh that can make Fran Drescher's laugh attractive.

[@davidaldridge5716]

I like how they go far into one another’s silly visions…..one of them will imagine something hypothetical and the other will get all the way on board and go deep I credit Stav cause mentally he’s basically going to Theo land and being silly af 😂😂😂

[@ts4gv]

You would love the now defunct podcast Stav got his fame from, Cum Town. The whole premise is improvised silly bits. Imagination comedy.

[@ts4gv]

Countless bits on KZbin. Might send a few links. Here's one unique compilation, 3 hours of Nick Mullen and Stav in mental combat kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJzMmamBep2Yh8ksi=GT8uSc_PQLMkUPhA

[@ts4gv]

Here's one about Joe Biden: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKCxapqmhZ6CnZosi=Dr2LIDosLiVmw6kC

[@ts4gv]

Here's an alternate version of the show Friends kzbin.info/www/bejne/g2GTi2R7pLSHj6ssi=BfPQh5zOaqJKHZd_

[@ts4gv]

and here's Ben Shapiro's origin story kzbin.info/www/bejne/i6K4e556mNymhqMsi=_294TR3lFP3LABKN

[@cullenedwardcrowder6561]

You guys are hilarious. 😅

[@patrickmcbrewhouse]

Those ladies definitely have seen some birthday fights with family. 😅

[@insightoftheages5571]

I'd be happy to see a fist fight in Congress. We used to dual.

[@grandmasteraj855]

Swear this is homies 3 handles deep around a campfire type conversations hahahahaha

[@jd37691]

Dude, Slav & Ron Jeremy look like the same guy! Show us a pic of both of them in the same picture!

[@etownKeystoned]

interesting choice of tactics... "i challenge you here, where there is no chance we will actually be able to tussle, and ill make everything as awkward as possible for everyone else and distract from whatever it is we were here to discuss, not so tough now, guy!"

[@callofdoody21]

IM NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY

[@odavis1364]

I like that senator who wants to fight. More of that please

[@breakfastenjoyer]

u want emotional chimp level morons fighting at work? 😂 gtfo

[@midnightrider6983]

​@@breakfastenjoyer Aww, bless your heart... Obrien was talking shit to Mullins behind a keyboard and Mullins called him out on it to his face. You must be a pushover and Reeeee alot.

[@ts4gv]

Theo is the only guy anywhere near Nick Mullen's level when it comes to building improvised comedic worlds. Imagination comedy. RIP cumtown.

[@hunterlawson227]

What channel is Cumtown on or did it get removed?

[@ts4gv]

​@@hunterlawson227 They never had a KZbin channel. Never filmed video. It was the lowest effort podcast of all time. Their KZbin presence was entirely clips posted by fans.

[@user-tx9so7om5t]

@@hunterlawson227not KZbin just podcast players

[@WhoopityScoop726]

Stav is the friend that goes way to far and when you call him out for it he says “bro you invited ME. You know what you’re getting into.”

[@Luke-jo4to]

The Steven Hawking comment aged like wine.

[@OgStuartLittle]

As an Oklahoman. They all are supporting mullin rn 😂😂 Mullin wanted to spend 2 billion on a Disney style resort..

[@acaydia2982]

Our Statesmen used to duel! 😂

[@AppalachiaTaliban]

Yeah but not on the clock , on our dime

[@evolveVIII]

Just bought tickets to the Mullins center!

[@darthnihilus511]

That laugh

[@mattwalker2583]

Love the Jeff Gordon jacket

[@Grayson950815]

Man do I love that Jeff Gordon jacket

[@deadassdgaf100]

mmmm 🤔, he's no 3...but m'kay.

[@Ghost-304]

Anyone else would be locked up asking 6 yr if she is 17 that’s just F-d up he asked that’s it’s shame how bad his memory is and his answers to questions. Just mind blowing the things he says and does

[@jk-76]

No they wouldn't.

[@Dr.Acula2323]

@@jk-76want another booster with that vaccine?

[@aretonsenner6664]

This is the most normal I’ve ever seen Theo

[@ih8tusernam3s]

You guys ever seen "Idiocracy", I know the similarities are often brought up, but I couldn't help but thinking about President Cumacho while watching this.

[@bigjuicy5371]

the god damn jeff gordon jacket.. theo is my superman

[@The_IdiotChris]

I like when Stav pissed his pants when "mullen" was said ❤

[@bradcrowe668]

I think more senators in congressman should be passionate enough to fight like they did back in the day....

[@grandmaster_gus]

Stav's reaction to Sad Biden is my favourite moment of Biden's presidency 😂

[@callofdoody21]

congress members having 1v1s would be hilarious 😂😂

[@screamdreamer9085]

Stav going all silly wonka on everyone’s asses🫐

[@ginrummy426]

@5:27 Stav got me feeling nostalgic

[@MrMan5014]

Two savage fk’s right there!..lol!!!😂😂😂

[@1988ZER]

Im the kind of person who would probably act like that senator if called out publicly, and at the same time look down at and be disappointed if someone else did it. 😂

[@Ben-yg5st]

Lmao, and Bernie being like.. stop guys.. let the government handle it!

[@codyquinn4954]

Bobby Kelly catching strays dude “You know what dude *blows cigarette smoke*”

[@fightington]

These guys have to be regular on pod together

[@niteshades_promise]

Id watch mullin fight the internet tough guy. American politics sould 100% be held in a boxing ring.😂🍻

[@autumnsantomauroganggang]

That internet tough guy is the president of the Teamsters and from south Boston. I promise you he would back all of that mouth up.

[@MP-ky3hc]

@@autumnsantomauroganggang he does seem more aerodynamic, but it depends on if he can see or not without them glasses. Can't fight in specs.

[@taylormelcher8879]

Al Wilson reference for the win.

[@jadbashar8815]

I don’t think stav needed a mike holder, he could’ve just put the mic on his gut

[@TheQuantumGemini]

Stav sounds like a chipmunk when he laughs

[@KushMcGee]

Did @johnnycashville do that Simpson painting???

[@yungslumber3390]

“Probably just in a unitard” how the fuck is Theo so quick

[@LiliumCruorem]

We were so close to seeing Senators fight man. What if they had NANOMACHINES SON?!?!

[@rMHive]

King and the thing

[@Mr.Rogers91]

Its a sinking ship and they're all just extracting what they can while they can.

[@absoluteMJ]

Kissinger walks by with a giant stuffed teddy bear

[@blordt]

Can't wait for the Mullen/Schumer debate

[@MicMan123456789]

They forget that back in the days Rosevelt would have boxing matches while president, and Jefferson was killed in a duel with Burr. They were way more into violence back then

[@matthewmurphy8604]

What’s the new Celsius beverage? 👀 Ahhh their nootropic blend it seems

[@kodywalkerunfiltered]

its an energy drink that is pouring tons of money into social marketing.

[@lindsay3995]

I’m down for Stav Von 2024.

[@alexcervantes5702]

Nice to see Carl from Aqua Teen found a jacket to match his sweats.

[@singlemotherRespector]

Stav looks like the germ x booger

[@FocusOnThePie]

high difficulty he said xD

[@mindofmark742]

That guy laughs like the hyenas in the Lion King, LMAO

[@phoreshadow1545]

What’s the stradegy… the one way not to have an election. Yea no bueno 😂

[@paulsansonetti7410]

15:00 Bernie's an incredible warpig homie

[@troz1]

Imagine if they could still challenge each other to a duel.