Theo Von Live From The US Open!

UNSportsmanship Correspondent, Theo Von, checks in from Farmingdale, NY at the 2009 US Open.

[@TheoVon]

gang

[@Rawb1029]

gang gang bruh

[@chicofromph33nix64]

This shit was just recommended to me and then I hit the comments to see the man himself.. GANG GANG.. This video prob hit the algorithm wave

[@antibit917]

Beth page would be a great name...... thankfully no crabs😂

[@Blessed1-0309]

Gang bruh

[@SCommanderJR]

Theo stays popping up commenting in old videos lmao... Gang

[@devinriley6777]

"It wasn't in cursive" is one of the best off-the-cuff responses ever ha. He's so quick.

[@anraiduine1483]

can you explain that one?

[@jacobjimenez5316]

@@anraiduine1483 the friend is referring to the girls being able to wrote their own name now since they’re “young”. And Theo shoots back with “not in cursive”, hinting and they’re not too old yet. Lol

[@cvlade12]

​@@jacobjimenez5316 no, the interviewer (1:32) suggests that the girls hanging out with john Sally are dumb because he's surprised the girls can't write their own names (what a voice crack at the end lmao). Theo's zinger is that the autograph signed was not in cursive which also jibes with lower iQ! Nothing to do with age

[@I_AM_BAYTOR]

@@cvlade12 Dumb or young both work. But hopefully dumb is the case.

[@vs71597]

@@cvlade12 it’s DEFINITELY because they’re young. You missed the joke and Theo’s quickness- you learn cursive around 4th or 5th grade.

[@ButtermilkChicken617]

This guy is a national treasure hahaha

[@vikingmma]

HipHopDiedWitBigL might be the funniest guy on the planet

[@indigomarine91]

Impulsive genius

[@indigomarine91]

@@vikingmma close. He has that rare intuition

[@lordkira9791]

Whenever he has a segment with his buddy Bobby lee…it’s a fucking gold mine They’re so fucking weird

[@Jeffrey_L]

@@lordkira9791 yep…specially when Bobby talks about how he got drunk and end up sucking a …. Well, if you watch/listen to their podcast you know.

[@NickSquaredTV]

Theo is lights out in this clip. Not a sentence wasted. I'm very impressed

[@bobbymoji2239]

I do not like you

[@NickSquaredTV]

@@bobbymoji2239 My opinion of you is unchanged

[@gageash1841]

this really shows how quick he is. usually he kinda just makes up stuff which is still funny af but it’s nice to see him in like a real moment.

[@MikeOxhard123]

This guys been the same kind of funny since the beginning

[@LighterB]

too funny, how the hell did he keep a straight face while saying all of that?

[@conradbarrett6]

You were on Theo before the hype nice

[@MrWabke]

this dude is america

[@skyblue9991]

It wasn't in cursive. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@eastonlucas4123]

I missed my cousins circumcision to be here

[@johnmcarthur5583]

why did it take so long for Theo to get to the publics attention? How many more Theos are there in the world?

[@Bolt99K]

John Mcarthur Zero. There’s only one Theo Von.

[@thomasc.5219]

If you live in the sticks I feel like everyone knows guy like Theo. Not his level but the same type of guy.

[@Sprite_525]

Theo said his rural accent made media types dismiss him and not give him lots of chances

[@doughnutholer]

@@thomasc.5219 Hell yeah

[@MicahPotts]

I have at least one friend from my home in Bama who is as similar as it gets

[@PLATOLOSOPHY]

12 years. Shows how much dedication theo’s put into his craft to have gotten to where he is now. Gang gang

[@matthewloftus7389]

"GET IN THERE"

[@stocktonslap209]

Gang gang Bruh

[@hauss]

Gang gang

[@MikeOxhard123]

Gang

[@loveuandrew897]

G

[@bobbymoji2239]

A

[@bobbymoji2239]

Y

[@MB-rn6gh]

theo "the louisiana lesbian" von

[@CezaMVO]

Holy shit this is incredible. Theo was beyond his time.

[@fishseason101]

Everybody pulling them Theo clips outta the trashcan knowing his success

[@janoycresva1461]

Pulled it out 11yrs ago 😂

[@Youneak]

Hahahaha even back then Theo was killing it 😂

[@Pn1251]

Lmao this is hilarious wtf is this from

[@bunjaminbetton5535]

GOLF the channel

[@shawnlopez3496]

Both guys riffing to see who's sharper. Theo won with the "not in cursive" line. Made the other guy break and laugh. Gg.

[@elchiponr1]

new york alaska lmao

[@4Everlast]

GUY: "Any sign of crabs?" (guy trying to be funny) THEO: "No, but this guys wife has cancer" (PC culture about to cancel his ass ...) "But we wish her well" damnnn this guy is slick.

[@gridreeves]

much more serious disease

[@sashabelichov5365]

@@4Everlast Why are you commenting this? Are you short bus?

[@4Everlast]

@@sashabelichov5365 No, my helmet doesn't fit the door. I'm a day walker.

[@sashabelichov5365]

@@4Everlast sorry this was ment for @grid reeves

[@4Everlast]

@@sashabelichov5365 It's all good, my man. Stay black. Over and out.

[@kogniscent]

people dont realize this dude is just funny like this at all times.

[@SlaveofTheMostGracious]

Why this is just recommended to me now? Gang gang to the rat king!

[@devinhaxton1071]

Might be the funniest Theo I’ve ever seen and that’s saying something!

[@takedananda]

No crabs but cancer... So brilliant 😂

[@soma1990]

Is that a Patrice O’Neal bobble head?!!

[@nikolaicarpathia8171]

SOMA Damn we miss patrice o'neal

[@jezebulls]

This dude is so wonderful off the cuff. I do not know how he does it.

[@dylancarr8415]

"3 card monty." Hahahaha

[@crazycasy]

funniest dude alive behind Joey Coco Diaz

[@WaywardPax]

It's funny that my top 3 are Bobo, Coco, and Theo

[@bunjaminbetton5535]

OOOh

[@evanabbott2737]

I agree😁👍

[@ariaichem6258]

Chappelle is the funniest human alive. Theo is top10 IMO

[@matrixmelter8619]

Eckart trolle lol

[@mittennomad266]

4 strokes gang 2019

[@evanabbott2737]

That’s what’s UP😁👍

[@kevindoyle5856]

Theo should have his own news channel theos news von

[@jimmychoo1198]

2020: now we will throw this in peoples recommended

[@joaofreitas9634]

such a king.

[@loveuandrew897]

So this is what Theo did this past weekend

[@Idontunderstand92]

Nice

[@ToothyBeej]

Vintage Theo! This is hilarious

[@JoeCnNd]

thank you tom Brady.

[@eno6712]

THEO VON FOR PRESIDENT

[@Sam-cr5wn]

He quick af good old Theo

[@rpisnotfunanymore]

"Dice that bitch up the old fashion way" -Theo Von.

[@Schmuni]

What a quick mind.

[@JanielBee]

Gang gang baby

[@raddeal1]

Onward

[@ILUVGOLF]

This course behind Theo is Rancho Park in Los Angeles. There are three huge greens in the front of the club house.

[@golfcourseguy3398]

That’s Rancho Park in the background for sure.

[@Vrtuned]

Im upstairs baby lets goooooo

[@PlumpPotatoRump]

New york, Alaska.

[@skateking959]

This is too good

[@fintanbochra]

Holy hell this is how I know Theo!!!

[@sebastianwhalin743]

"I got a Bj in a sandtrap" made me lose it

[@evanvaughn4385]

He’s so quick lmfao, New York Alaska bc it’s always daylight there

[@JimmyCwisp]

Nobody’s giving credit to the guy who’s setting Theo up for a lot of these jokes

[@brmillgr]

gang gang

[@Snowboardbound]

Why does 2009 look like 1989????

[@nickypoundtown9568]

2009 was still pre HD, I mean it existed but not on a mass scale

[@Su_aSponte]

I thought it was a porn so I drove out😆 every fucking time.

[@dannyb20vtec28]

1:05 bro who cut his hair!?

[@nickkerr5714]

Himself

[@Gerald.69]

Hes quick because he just railed a massive line prior lol

[@puertoriconnect4611]

Is that fuckin Jonathon Drubner?

[@ChillAssTurtle]

Excellllllent

[@1o1roman1o1]

Wow Theo was on twitter in 2010?! He's an og on twitter and said "I got a TWIT"

[@joelarry8155]

That woman laughing was so aggravating.

[@THEPVPN00B]

Gang gang

[@bsquared1986]

Same funny since road rules

[@neilgrant6876]

The road to the strap goes through the 🐀

[@evanvaughn4385]

Did Theo just make me wanna watch insomnia?

[@alidedereal]

Its totally scripted right. They discussed it prior to recording I am guessing? The host was coming up with a lot o assists and Theo was on point.

[@jeffturner9856]

Naw bruh improv genius

[@TheGuitarifier]

I doubt it's all scripted.

[@TheRealSamPreece]

@@jeffturner9856 nah the sandtrap krab comment was a pre clear alleyoop

[@boloisdaman]

I don't think so. Theo is really quick.

[@dylanvlogs4303]

Nah if you watch theo’s Shows or podcasts you’d know he’s always this quick

[@worminator15]

This is genius

[@callmedeno]

genius

[@melvinG187]

Lololol wtf his haircut looks like my old gym teachers

[@LucifersDeathSquad]

Twitter was around in 09 ?

[@Treyence]

new york alaska💀

[@yamama9425]

Three card Monty 🤣🤣

[@jimmytweedale2191]

golden

[@brianmaher22]

#ganggang #golfgolf

[@DaleLDG]

Ones a comedian the other makes putty

[@adambrown7333]

Gang Gang boil!!!!

[@peanutgallery7753]

What is he, 25 here?

[@rileygally2967]

This is fckn insane lol

[@stephenallen3472]

Nice green screen

[@tinylittlevampire]

Yassssss

[@PlightOfAMan]

Looks like Jim brewer a lil here

[@ksciences715]

matt damon

[@joseluki]

Chances he is on dope.

[@karstenambrosehultquist3018]

Unreal improve skills

[@zmanbrody]

my ribs!!!

[@notme6793]

Rat King boiiiiiiii 🐀👑

[@konkelkent]

what in the fuck

[@volaeo]

lmao

[@shaneriley4411]

You are too much Dawg, thanks for spesifing a dog and a cat attack t you!!! Crazy shit that iz huh

[@jamesfletcher5906]

Hilarious

[@davidigleniec2483]

much more serious disease.. Nice, uhh

[@mattdeleon2546]

💀💀💀

[@thedeewolf]

Scripted but good still...

[@sisport_01]

Jeez ... years of comedy & you eventually make it ..but after years of cringe worthy jokes I guess

[@ballconei4879]

I don't know who this guy is but he looks like he's always had a lot of white privilege.

[@MrCdiddy13]

Two tank tops in the winter dawg, he knew some mfs with sweaters tho

[@Popo-cw2zb]

Dude used to be a N bicycle, what kind of privilege you talking about

[@Veneer22]

'Three card money'

[@Danny__Noble]

Isaac Smith Three-card Monte

[@BonerSoup2]

This guy is pretty funny. He should try stand up. Maybe get a podcast

[@logicomamk2848]

gang gang

[@Su_aSponte]

lol