Off The Bike | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@CezaMVO]

That 4am late night theo von hitter. Happy Father's day to theo, we know somewhere on a native American reserve, there's a little theo waiting for his dad

[@Alex-kf1bv]

9am hit here in the UK

[@peterkingham]

Brilliant 😅 she knew she was pregnant straight after Theo nutted cos she had that Indian magic

[@RD-qb7sd]

Little Native with a bulbous nose and dumper wondering why nobody loved him when he was little.

[@dambit]

@@justinlindsey9178 same!

[@SevenHunnid]

Hey brother I’m a 21 year old mexican that smokes weed on my KZbin channel as my job. I did a Mukbang inside of Lowes🔥🥷

[@alfredoma5015]

When Theo intros with Shine I know everything is going to be ok

[@samuelblanco261]

Ugh i thought about this comment when i heard it and got all weepy eyed cuz i needed this episode too like a lot of people in the comments 🥹🥲

[@AvonLipton]

Theo is my Dad, gang

[@xPirus26]

Exactly my brother, let's keep swinging on the rockin chair wearin' those croc boots with that culm on the corner of our mouth watchin' life go by babeh

[@Candalls_Cards]

i instantly became teary-eyes when i read this... man that comment hit hard because i know that exact feeling you describe...

[@maxsterling8203]

Let’s go 🙏🏻

[@realnoahbanx]

When Theo calls a mustache "that dirty word curtain" in the first 2 minutes I know this is gonna be good 😂

[@Lacey-o7z]

Carb square

[@status0]

@@Lacey-o7z haha only Theo would call a piece of toast "that carb square"

[@newcolossal5739]

The best thing about Theo is that he doesn’t seem to be aware of his own comedic genius. You’re a G Theo much love

[@justuscapes]

Just a genuinely funny mfr lol. I feel like he just is himself and ppl find it funny. The best type of funny imo

[@alechendrix9367]

I feel like he tries to hard to be funny. And most of his story are fake

[@justuscapes]

@@alechendrix9367 really? I feel like he rarely forces humor. I have seen a few times where he gets caught up in trying to one up someone on an analogy and they usually aren't as funny. But when he's just talking and telling stories, I feel like he doesn't even try to be funny and he's just so out there and different that he is. I will agree though I feel like most of his stories are BS. However, the fact that he's able to just make them up on the fly and sell them to most people speaks to his genius imo.

[@alechendrix9367]

@@justuscapes Gotchu on that first part. But yea Forsure those stories are 80 percent bs. He’s okay not my fav comedian. Joey Diaz is fucking hilarious without trying

[@aptcaptc3098]

@@alechendrix9367 you realize most comedians drastically embellish and exaggerate stories? But yes, Theo likes to tell tall tales. I think we all know he’s does all three I mentioned above. He is a immaculate word smith and has a funny way of words. I do find him and Joey Diaz not as funny in stand up, both of their stand up specials are average. They’re natural funny people by how they act and stories they tell.

[@WoahLogannn]

I love how this page uploads at like 4 in the morning. Really helps me get through the night shift.

[@Edz519]

Right there with you gotta power thru this last 1.5hr Onward!

[@bryano6850]

Heck yeah

[@Edz519]

@@bryano6850 PTL Baby

[@V45hTh3Stamp3d3]

Yall got this. I'm just about to head in.

[@Edz519]

@@V45hTh3Stamp3d3 right back at ya brother

[@matthewkrueger9191]

I wonder if Theo realizes he's doing tha Lord's work on these.... We show up for the genuine authenticity. We stick around for the humanity.

[@rancewhite9312]

“If the lord had a ring cam, Joe Bidens on that thing” 😂 had me crying laughing at 445 am.

[@jakenorth4811]

Lol that 4am uncontrollable laugh amen 🙏😂

[@loveurlife4ever1]

Lmfaoooooo, check “lex Fridman is dangerous” great inspirational video, ends with “if” by r kipling

[@jolenes.6804]

It was such a zinger

[@albertalvarez2545]

I lol'd so hard Theo is funny af

[@chrismartin6089]

Watching at work and bust out laughing at my desk at this line

[@alexandertaylor2951]

What you did for that young man...that's the stuff that keeps this rock spinning around. It won't seem like much to some people. It meant the world to him

[@WilliamWonka]

Hey Theo, You probably don’t read these but I just wanted to throw it out there that I’ve been off of alcohol for 7 months now and I’ve been seeing a counselor for 6 weeks and it’s been helping. I just want anyone who’s struggling to know that they can be free from their chains, they need only choose to take them off.

[@SilentSix]

Congratulations brother, it's not easy going against the dark arts but it's most definitely worth the struggle. All the love and keep pushing. Gang Gang baby

[@jordanmercier3616]

Congrats willy, keep pushing.

[@phoenix1473]

Should be very proud of yourself mate...Kia kaha!! ✌🏼❤️🌶️💯🔥

[@nareik8393]

Keep it up! That’s amazing brotha 🙌🏼

[@HawaiianPunch557]

Congrats man.

[@MizDomiguez]

Theo melts my heart. I love the way he interacts with his fans. He listens and takes so much time to listen. Humanity at its finest 💙💙💙

[@roo1871]

Gang baby PTL

[@WzrdArmon]

He’s upstairs!!

[@catherinegilliam4202]

That’s one of the many reasons why I’m in love with him

[@emvy84]

ur a real one for phoning that guy bro, such a simple thing but I'm sure it meant the world to him. 👊🏻 gang

[@catherinegilliam4202]

When the singer in Bishop Gunn lets out that “ohh” in the first verse, it sends shivers down my whole body

[@charliefrancisco9858]

I listen to “Shine” every single morning on my way to work. Takes me from FML to “Let’s get the day started”

[@charliefrancisco9858]

Hey @theovon….. when are you gonna come back to Chattanooga???? I know your experience here was pretty close to suicidal thoughts last time, but we need you to come back ASAP…..

[@FartCakes]

Maybe change jobs...? Who wants FML vibes every morning?

[@charliefrancisco9858]

@@FartCakes that’s a great point. It’s not the job though. It’s the people above. And I have been looking into other ventures. As a disabled veteran though, kinda limited.

[@MantissToboggan]

This is by far one of the funniest episodes . Basically laughing at every second . Having a hard time catching a good breathe😂

[@Tormentality]

For sure! Theo is his best one these solo podcasts!

[@planbnewssource8259]

Just started watching, but that is a strong statement. I hope your right. Love Theo. Much love to all listening.

[@MantissToboggan]

@@planbnewssource8259 love you brother

[@planbnewssource8259]

@@MantissToboggan love you too..maybe we can feast. Together sometime

[@cas4380]

Couldnt agree more! That hilarious hitter

[@dianem.99]

I had the best Dad ever who lived a great life and gave me a great childhood. Love and miss him everyday. RIP 💜

[@dianem.99]

@Abraham blinkennod I was truly blessed.

[@odie6368]

I can listen to Theo talk 24/7

[@HawaiianPunch557]

The guy Theo talked to on the phone gotta be going thru the comments. That call was awesome man. 100% with you on comedy and especially Theo's getting you through depression. Btw couldn't tell you were nervous at all except the 6-7 times you mentioned it lmao all love

[@chrismckinney788]

Congrats on 1 million subscribers bro, im really happy to see you're hard work paid off!💪

[@being5121]

Needed this episode. Appreciate it , Theo. Onward.

[@Tormentality]

gang

[@aniluiagui5]

OMG how did you not breakdown in tears through that phone call?!?!? He was so sweet 😩 😩 What a testament to comedy and what you do for people @TheoVon

[@romanieo]

00:38 “Dirty Word Curtain” 😂🤣🤣. WTF. I was almost asleep, but now I have the hiccups and I can’t stop laughing. Geez, thanks Theo.

[@JP-mb5nd]

That’s the dark arts

[@hiupjosh]

I never really had a good relationship with my father Theo. But I’m still grateful that somehow I raised myself to be a good morally outstanding man. Count your blessing if your pops is still on earth

[@robcall4551]

lol he'd be over 100 if he was

[@chadcypher4885]

Hey Theo , 👋, I'm a dad , father , a parent . ... I only know what you share with us and I double down that your Dad is proud of you.. Love ❤️ you Theo Von

[@leonardorodriguez9919]

4am laying in bed with my son still up cause of this damn mid day nap bored watching baby shark then the rat king himself blesses my night Gang!

[@jordanmercier3616]

My youngest woke up at 5 this morning gang gang 🌅🌅

[@effu9593]

Try you some Peppa pig my man. Baby shark is for the mentals.

[@cm4953]

that late night early morning hitta baby, feel like God is just licking my eardrum when your vocals vibrate

[@bibi-t2j]

That was really sweet of you to call that viewer and talk to him. You're such a pure soul Theo

[@amberunthank7209]

I didn't grow up with a dad and when I found him, he had just passed away. It is tough growing up without a dad and not knowing where you got your eyes or your skin coloring. My kids have to experience the same thing because their dad passed away 1 1/2 years ago. Hope they remember their dad because they are still so young. Hopefully you have some memories left in your mind. All my love, Theo Von.

[@FartCakes]

Boohoo.

[@amberunthank7209]

@@FartCakes well I hope you had a dad to hang with.

[@kimturner2405]

So sorry to hear that. I wish you and your kids all the best.❤🙏

[@JJJJ-dc3np]

Shine. The perfect Theo Von intro song ever. I'm just sitting on your front porch Wondering how could I be so far from my home And my mind is somewhere else But when I find it I'll patch up where it's been blown Now I'm just floating on the breeze And I feel I'm falling like these leaves I must be cornerstoned Oh, but when I reach that ground I'll share this peace of mind I've found I can feel it in my bones But it's gonna take a little time For me to set that parking break And let myself unwind Shine that light on me I'll sit and tell you my stories Shine on me And I will find a song I will sing it just for you

[@laurab972]

I like to think the fellas wrote this song for him. It’s so perfect. And no matter how shitty life may be it makes me smile every time I hear it. Like hear comes the love and laughs!

[@JP-mb5nd]

Just gotta talk and share your struggles. No sense in holding it in

[@ckyleu]

"Get that elderly gentleman off of that bicycle right this instant!!"

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

*To the caller who called in about his father passing away and not telling begin about his cancer* My heart breaks for you brother! I am so sorry to hear that. Maybe your dad didn’t tell you he was sick because he would think it would make you sad. I’m not sure but I’m praying for you brother. Keep your chin up, God Loves You!

[@bodee5653]

i agree...was going to say the same

[@bodee5653]

like Norm McDonald

[@arminalay1300]

Praise god brother

[@Kwestdaroc4]

Praise god 💯

[@TrevenMcBride]

Sorry to hear of your loss. I knew of my fathers cancer and it still hurts today that he had to go through that before it was his time to leave this world… I think of it daily Theo helps a lot with it truthfully. I truly hope he knows the good he is for this world! Love ya baby! Gang Gang!

[@minmatenx]

Theo's cultivated one of the best communities online. A lot of us going thru some real difficult stuff. KZbin comments can suck, but sometimes it's very helpful. Shout-out to everyone else struggling. We gonna make it

[@dylanmccullough9374]

Gotta love theo such a good dude , i teared up a lil bit at 45:00 when he called ole boy!!

[@Itzboss101]

Love you for calling Michael brother. That's honestly amazing.

[@Chunksacado]

Wow the ending convo was really beautiful, Theo is such a unique guy, thank you so much for what you do man.

[@williamdiaz7258]

This man's mind is a precious thing I hope everyone can see the blinding light ✨️ 🙏

[@nollc.8984]

Calling the guy that was in pain on Father's day is amazing! Love you Theo Von!!!!

[@laurab972]

I lost my Dad a year ago.First Fathers Day without him. He was the last person I had that cared and showed up for me.I feel lost without that unconditional love! It gets better but I don’t know if I’ll ever feel safe and accepted again. Love to anyone out there feeling the same. Theo makes me feel like the world isn’t so bad. Love ya man!

[@OurBlackFriend]

"It's damn brave of ya" lol, how can you not love Theo

[@ashleyblosser3550]

when he was talking about eating a blew chew an said sometimes he'd let the cat take a couple swats at it I about crashed my car 😂😂

[@jasonellsworth247]

God bless this man he gives so much love threw his comedy n podcasts he's so genuine very powerful and touching gang Theo!

[@Lehsto]

That call from Michael was just straight up amazing!

[@garrettcollins9]

Theo you're a class act for checking in on a fan like that ! You can tell it meant the world to him. Hilarious podcast couldn't stop laughing. Gang Gang 🤘

[@kodydarkk]

I was givin a father's Day card for father's Day from my ex and her kids who said I was an awesome step dad. I also did mushrooms the day before which threw me into an anxiety attack. Wanted my ex back and feeling apathetic from the shrooms trip I really needed to hear your voice theo thank you for always being there when you're needed.

[@BUKWulfSh0t]

Go get her!! Back

[@kodydarkk]

@@BUKWulfSh0t the relationship was toxic man.... I don't want her back... It's been messing with my mind to the point that I've missed a couple days of work from the depression... Breaking up with someone you thought was the one for you is one of the hardest things to go through.. but you have to keep your head up and keep going

[@BUKWulfSh0t]

@@kodydarkk very true. Well, as long as you're happier now. I went thru a similar situation 3.5 relationship and almost 2 years of depression. It sucked. Wish, you well dude.

[@effu9593]

What would have happened if you had been married? Would you have gotten divorced?

[@gabrieldiasdafonseca1425]

Be strong, my man. Things eventually will get better.

[@marypatlevitt823]

Theo is like no one else. So unique and introspective.

[@Jenny_from_the_Crockpot]

What a blessing to wake up and see this ray of sunshine dropped a pod. 🌞

[@Guy.1991]

Your a guy a wanna shake hands with at least one time in my life. Thanks brother.

[@jameswalley7234]

That into was like a hours worth of comic ability in minutes. Funny fathers day skit.

[@lls_hennessy_1765]

Theo thank for being there when no one is there I m grateful for you and your podcast blessing bro

[@chasidy9395]

I love Theo so much , I cry over how good life is to share together

[@Grimm_Shady96]

Happy belated fathers day this one was a tearjerker thanks for bringing light to the dark love ya

[@visgraatje859]

respect for having the patience with Michael! Gang, baby

[@marciehildebrant7534]

I would love to have someone like Theo in my life. You are extraordinary Theo. Much love to you!

[@PhysGraffiti]

Theo shines his brightest when he doesn’t have a guest and just riffs for an hour

[@TALKSICK1]

That was a great call! Dude sounds Amazing man THEO your a huge inspiration to all us bro! Gang gang

[@Alex-kf1bv]

You bless my life, thank you so much. Ill pass it on Theo, you starting that goodness train

[@kevinmanley498]

Can’t begin to tell you how your stories remind me of my mind. Everyone always tells me “you think too much”. Idk how to turn it off. Love your work bro take care

[@brianakennedy1594]

mannnn it’s 4am and i woke up just to pee. WHY did i have to see this now i won’t sleep lol

[@igorzhoglo1]

i was just about to sleep and saw this.. now i won’t. 😿😿😿🔫🔫

[@meganklobchar7014]

Damn just noticed you got over a MILLION subs.. Congratulations Theo that's awesome. I remember when you had 400,000 when I subbed you got to a million pretty quick. So happy for you. There is so no one like you. You are so unique and special. Don't ever change.. I love you so much! 🥰

[@cpt.stranglewank9569]

[@TyroneOne]

followed you since I was 15 theo. I specifically remember laying in my hotel bed listening to your taxi driver story 😂 I was 15 then, 20 next month. You're a great dude.

[@laurab972]

Oh I love this!!

[@ethanmack8799]

I'm about the same, I started listening junior year of high school, 21 now. Gang

[@AngelGabrielB]

We love theo

[@biancadistefano7612]

I feel like I just went to church listening to "Shine" in the intro. Thanks Theo! Praise God

[@samierivera9106]

theo is one of the only people that can make me laugh out loud

[@FirstNameJ0hn]

Theo Von is a special human.

[@dallassunderland]

Thanks Theo. i never had anybody tell me it’s gonna be ok, or that i’m alright or doing good. It really messed with how i view people, i’ve got an amazing girlfriend now at 26 after being treated poorly in the past and i was trying to just put it in words for her and i saw your video saying it’s ok, i get the loose wire in the storm thing but your words just helped me acknowledge that lack of attention or care i had growing up. hope all of y’all are well

[@kjdotson1972]

Thanks again Theo Von you have succeeded in making me laugh my butt off but started crying when u had the caller talking about his dad passing then u called him! Bro stop it I'm bawling like a damn baby nevermind I'm going thru menopause 🤣😭😭🤣😭😭🤣 #GangGang

[@ryanderek4961]

Theo ty for your treating people so well. Beautiful show and I like the direction your soul is taking you …

[@ayoutubechannel864]

"You all know he's a senior citizen, man! And that's as much citizen you can get!"

[@bat_freak89]

Man major OG vibes with this episode 🤘🏼PG baby‼️

[@JamesSmeaton79]

"you know, I think if its open casket people should be able to come and have that last interaction, sometimes it's a positive one, sometimes it's not... put a gum in their mouth... hit him with that dirty genie"

[@deniselangan7484]

Thank you Theo for saving me one more day. Cracking me up!! Calling that dude was sooo sweet and caring♥️💛🙏🏼special

[@HigherEducationAwakening]

Happy Father's Day Theo Von! Much love and thanks for so much entertainment over the years

[@platinumbrick6]

I had a very close friend, a brother. Died of testicular cancer at 25 and didn’t tell a single soul not even his parents. Absolutely devastating when it happens like that really feel for the dude.. not a single day goes by I don’t think about him

[@drdollaz3251]

Calling him to check in was awesome. 🙏🏽 Praise God and Praise Theo🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@campbellralph]

Theo uploads = best time of the day. Lets go!

[@Antipodean33]

watching you groove to that music, reminds me of that feeling you get when you're embarrassed for someone you don't even know

[@jacobiwilson3887]

When Theo said, "bonfire" with an "a" in it like "bonafire" I decided no more.

[@SixtyEightnOyouOne]

That dirty word curtain 👨🏻 Theo is a national treasure

[@Niceslowcosby]

Was dying at you ripping Florida in the begining. Can't wait to see you in Daytona in Saturday. Love you boi. Gang

[@fyocouch6172]

Man that was cool to see that dude get a call. Hella roastable, but also just a beautiful good deed.

[@CBReptiles1]

Y roast him?

[@mesusraider7939]

"More time to do some extra with the ones you care about......"......I love this dude

[@michaelwood9927]

Only 2:14 seconds for Theo to bring up his father was really old 🤣🤣🤣

[@catherinegilliam4202]

The way he throws in a random “praise God” here and there just tickles me 😂❤

[@moiseslgaristo6785]

Theo I hope your doing well… thanks for still putting episodes up even in tough times , I’ve got tough times and the convo between you and caller made my week even though the ending of convo was tough for you

[@nikiguymer5840]

I wonder if Theo realises just how much he impacts peoples lives and how much his words speak to our souls.this guy deserves a noble peace prize or a knighthood or whatever. All hail el prěșidenté VON

[@bambus_ross]

No, thank you Theo for being apart of our lives over the years ! 👉 You the realest

[@jonsilva3208]

You help so many people just for showing up every weekend. Wish you the best brother. GANG

[@mr.xfookmesillyx3149]

Shout out to us night shifters. Keeping this al-go-rthym ROLLING

[@elcami7372]

Theo walking the walk. That guy was so damn happy to talk to him.💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

[@lukebryer1536]

Another great episode of "grown up with tears" love you theo thank you brother for everything .keep moving mountains bubba

[@devinabercrombie4507]

Just now watching but I needed this silliness in my life brother. Thank you.

[@frankwhite9642]

My father was never there and also died when I was very young. I'm not mad at him. Love you Theo! Best regards from germany!☺❤

[@modelomacy516]

🥰

[@412Hustlin]

Please don’t ever change that national anthem Theo. I feel it in my soul as well as this poddy!!! 10/10 as always. But that anthem… best out of all. Solo and yolo!!

[@Itzboss101]

Big Dawg Michael sounds like he's doing great , very talented to. I respect it ! Keep it up for the family brother.

[@cristiansanchez4079]

Theo is just REAL! Love it

[@blickygobrrrrr]

"Hit em with that dirty genie real quick." 😂😂😂

[@cyberminion5935]

happy fathers day dad....R.i.p. gang!

[@groves19881]

Damn that Shine Song Always makes my day when I hear it!!! Thank ya brotha Namaste 🙏🏼🍄🙏🏿🌹🙏 Much love from OhiO

[@Le_Petomane]

interesting, It annoys me so i skip it, everytime.

[@BakerWild]

I like it too

[@broncos915]

Haven’t been here in a minute. Congratulations on 1 million subscribers Theo! You’re fkn hilarious you make the world a better place bruh, gang 💯

[@zdotspade]

Love how the guy on the phone asked Theo how he was doing 🥹🥹🥹🥲 love how he showed theo some love

[@whosentyou5457]

Happy Fathers Day daddy Von 🫶🏽

[@SugarBlueEyes]

Theo is so hilarious you cant even really handle how funny he is. Its almost too much. And he's naturally funny and alot of comedians arent really that funny. They have to think stuff up to be funny. Theo is just naturally so funny. I wanna marry this man 😍