That Lord Portal | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@TheoVon]

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[@jaht477]

artificial intelligence could not replace Theo Von. stay blessed, IM UPSTAIRSS!!

[@sarahardin185]

​@@jaht477 gang

[@Anonymous-km5pj]

Mr. Von filled w the spirit TODAY ! Lawdy lawdy.... lookatha. Love u forever guy, thank u for the song and shout out to human mothers, white peace gang gang

[@Briknoll93]

Thanks Theo, you're the best.

[@noahhodge6302]

Adam Sandler for the film boiii

[@louier7158]

Theos solo episodes are my monthly therapy sessions

[@dr.papadopolis7171]

It's basically church for alot of us at this point..

[@4mallyknownas]

Nah that’s actually true for me too

[@highvalue1195]

I haven’t been into his guests recently besides Caleb Presley. They don’t bring out the best in him or match his energy. I like when he has regular people on or blue collar workers. The celebrities aren’t exciting at all.

[@louier7158]

@@highvalue1195 glad I’m not the only one feeling that way.

[@louier7158]

@@dr.papadopolis7171 keep your head up sir. We’ll get through this 🙌🏼

[@Tjkrusinski]

Every time I listen to Theo I hear a combination of words I've never heard. A true gift.

[@nickparreco1044]

Butterscotch badboy

[@DasUhMAZIN]

‘Oh look at the baby, at the baaaaabbbbyyy’

[@TheRealYoungAdolf]

Fax😂

[@laurab972]

I wrote them down and refer back when I’m feeling heavy. I can’t not hear him saying them and it makes me belly laugh.Medicine baby!

[@Flowitor]

@@TheRealYoungAdolfkkkkkkkkk

[@anamarijasedej1926]

Theo must have the widest spectrum going from outta pocket to deeply profound and i cant help but to love it

[@apsnipe1600]

Yo I swear 😂😂😂 we’re getting deep and then somebody shows their wiener

[@rvosta2450]

That 'Tism.

[@brit331]

@@rvosta2450 can y’all let anyone live without diagnosing them?

[@angie3383]

@@brit331it’s literally a joke he does himself ☠️

[@dylanheagy8572]

Calm down britty boo​@@brit331

[@danielletaylor2330]

so cool you played my video submission- I think it really says something about you and the connection we all have with you, a lot of my family and friends have no idea I went to treatment for my mental health, but I called you because I knew you would get it and be supportive, we are all in this together, gang, love ya Theo!

[@auroraborealis13579]

Hell yeah, girl! Proud of you! ❤

[@breestef7001]

Hope you’re doin well , sending you happiness

[@briccs3830]

🙏🏼

[@Morale_Booster]

Great job Danielle, thanks for being honest and taking care of yourself

[@blankurtis]

These solo episodes are the epitome of podcasting! Please do more, Theo.

[@staunchy3283]

I’d take a solo Theo podcast over most the guests he has on

[@benitrokapsalis9818]

Theo I had 3 months sober and relapsed over the weekend. You have no idea how important your podcast is to me to help me get back on track but also stay on tack when things are good. We'll probably never meet but your my favorite comedian and I love you brother and I love all you rats in here fighting that daily struggle with the dark arts. God bless GANG GANG 🙏

[@petern21121]

Hang in there Beni!

[@MajesticMalice]

You got this! 🧶

[@graphicthenovel3898]

Get back on the horse man, you got this!!

[@bonniejane01]

Benitro, don’t you ever, EVER give up! You’re bigger than that crap so keep moving forward! That was just a little temporary setback, a little bump in the road, that you’re going get on through and leave behind!!

[@Creammm113]

hope you are okay broski!!!

[@zeekherevia997]

I lost my big brother a few years ago. The way you described your brother is exactly the relationship i had with him. I come here every once in a while to hear you talk about him.

[@kaylag7127]

this is modern day version of someone brilliant standing somewhere randomly and talking out loud and people gather to listen. a sage and a jester.

[@9FisterSpit9]

My mom has always been my best friend. But she chose the dope. The hardest thing I've experienced in life was not a loved one dying. But waking up and not recognizing the only Mom I can ever know. Idk, just getting that off my chest. Happy Mothers day Momma. I will always remember who you really are. Even if that means telling it to a bunch of strangers.

[@Rodrigo-tk2fm]

Yo, sorry to hear your pain. But get out there bro, keep on healing and thrive in adversity

[@auroraborealis13579]

❤

[@9FisterSpit9]

@@Rodrigo-tk2fm Thank you brother! I will carry your words w me!

[@9FisterSpit9]

@@auroraborealis13579 Thank you love!

[@ryanstevens4477]

I cant imagine, my mom is the only thing i have in this world and i couldnt imagine going through that brother. hope all the best

[@bradmaestas302]

These pods when theo is alone are my most favorite podcasts.

[@charlesoliviera]

Been going through old solo episodes. Seeing your growth has been an incredible inspiration, Theo. I feel like I'm part of something bigger than myself. Just some humans learning how to love others and love ourselves. Gang gang.

[@Rodrigo-tk2fm]

Gang bby

[@charlesoliviera]

@@Rodrigo-tk2fm that hitter

[@matteocabreroaltschul8445]

gang gang brother

[@samuelpatton5148]

Imagine Theo von is your substitute history teacher for the day

[@Axtion615]

😆

[@WillBlindYouWithLight]

HELL YES THAT'S A DAMN GOOD DAY

[@ashexxx345]

Theos solos are what the internal monologue in my head sounds like. And I am a mother to two boys. So thank you Theo. 💞

[@AllieTheVibe]

I literally thought the same thing- this is the exact way my inner monologue travels! 😂😂😂 glad I’m not alone!

[@ashexxx345]

@@AllieTheVibe lmao absolutely like you're definitely gonna need a fkn map to follow this train of thought boyssss and galssss 🗺️

[@bloatedcorpse2728]

happy mothers day ❤

[@homeostasis1123]

@@bloatedcorpse2728 praise god baby

[@MeeksDaSneaks]

thx theo, for everything. that last minute put me in tears. tears i needed. i lost my mom last year in a car accident, she was the best mom, one those moms that loved so much, n gave everything she had when she didnt even have. i miss her so much, n this episode really connected me with her. gang gang

[@thelonesomewanderer8359]

we need more check ins with the unbustable, riley mau

[@SARMS_KAT]

Unbustable is something I strive for every day baby god bless

[@thelonesomewanderer8359]

@@SARMS_KAT PG baby praise god

[@celestial1729]

​@@SARMS_KAT I busted 2 times before it's even 6:PM .😔

[@UppingDowners]

I’m upstairs !!!

[@jpk9902]

No

[@KirstenDSantos]

Minute 53:56- for those who want to see him talk about his brother in a heartfelt way that’s so moving ❤

[@mariahughes4249]

Your insight and your path shines so bright. Since the first time I listened to you years ago, I have felt your glow. I've prayed for your sweet soul thru the years. Thank you for your words never letting me down. Your what I need when I need it. Always sending you love theo. ❤️

[@cashvillerican615]

@TheoVon - My girlfriend and I were 3rd row at the Tuesday Phoenix show at the Celebrity theatre. She had just endured a severe tragedy a few days prior, and your show really lifted her spirits at a time it seemed impossible. Keep goin Gang, Praise God. Elijah from Phoenix

[@SapphireSiren999]

The mom part was the best compliment I've ever had 🥹

[@JLthatCracka352]

"Some knees, well, it was Asian." "You could throw a pot of rice in there and hit an Asian." Bruh I fckn love theo... "Them catfish Asians" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[@Joylynnfrancis]

Thanks Theo. Being a mother has been my biggest and best accomplishment and even though my kids are grown, my mind recalls them in all the stages of our lives. I remember when I was sleep deprived 😂, now I would give it all just to hold them in my lap and tickle and kiss their sweet little laughing faces again. Thank goodness for memories. 🙏🏼🌻❤️

[@rh6696]

theo saying the beef embargo in 2012 being the first thing to come to his mind is hilarious

[@marcelaperez4126]

He said “throw rice and it’ll touch an Asian” 😂😂😂😂 this foooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stackedshort]

I respect Theo for taking calls like this. As someone whose gone thru hella therapy to heal their childhood trauma. Man, idk, I just want to hug Theo and I hope he (everyone else listening) find the kind of love and nurturing that helps them keep going.

[@gone_inc]

I picture a small town where doctors diagnose people with "biscuit blood" and everyone has Theos vocabulary.

[@laurab972]

I wanna live there. 😂

[@somethingcreativeprobably5160]

​@@laurab972I don't even wanna imagine it fucking terrifying 😂😂

[@thuglyfefalyfe]

This is my first Mother’s Day, thanks Theo! 🙌🏻

[@jeffreed3443]

😂😂😂 5:06 bro referring to a Vag as a yum tunnel had me cracking up

[@KyleVertoch]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GoshGollie]

53:53 is why you're here Brother

[@u.i.a7822]

Thanks ❤

[@kassystuart8874]

This episode is the best way to start my week. Thanks for the mother's day shout out! I'm doing "mom jobs" & cracking up. You make life better, Theo.

[@rachelhouse9386]

The excitement I get when I see it's a solo episode... it's like a field trip when you were a kid lol. Although, Theo's guests lately have been so good. Either way you look at it, he's killing this whole podcast game and I just adore him.

[@ammim6797]

Thanks for that sweet message for us Mamas Theo. We love and appreciate you, sweetheart. ❤ Hope to get to see you in person someday.

[@Mahealthmatters]

You did not just say “YOU GOT THEM CATFISH ASIANS “😂😂

[@UppingDowners]

Right I’m like awww Shiet 😂

[@nickjenkins1663]

THEO is one of them possum red necks!! 🔥😂 Rootin around late at night!! 😂.

[@thehonestbeautyreview]

“…what I’m tryin to say is Happy Mother’s Day” 🤣

[@WISH-vw1tg]

David Spade ...his parents left him at the Grand Canyon & now he's a movie star. That made me lol😂😂😂😂

[@mentallyradical]

The part where you were talking about your brother made me cry too man, I wouldn’t be here without my brother. Gang gang to all brothers out there. And mothers as well. Much love to you all.

[@patriciaclugston7039]

Been a mom for 26 years, my kids are 26 & 22. I wish your mom would have done better by you. It makes me sad for ya Theo. ❤ You deserve an amazing woman, and you’ll be a great dad someday! ❤ gang gang sir 😊

[@dr.papadopolis7171]

Happy Mother's Day Ms. Patricia ... 💜

[@tikki9629]

I sincerely pray that God blesses him with the love he deserves and needs.I'm not kidding, I want that for him.

[@spencergroskleg]

ye i been a mom for 27 years my kids are 9 and 8

[@Batman2StaticShock]

I'm inbetween your children's age, and my mom is 4 years younger than you. You sound much more chill than her😅💙

[@jessaustin1122]

He wouldn't be him if his mother did better, and theo is a gift. Therefore so is his mother's half ass parenting

[@EvanBartelsMusic]

Appreciate it every time you share one of my songs man, it means a lot to hear someone find a meaning of their own in it. Love ya dude 🙏🏼

[@michelemurphy3541]

Validating to hear some of my thought processing freestyles, come out in Theo’s podcast. Also, saw he was doing a solo and thought, hell yes, time for something awesome~whether it be a little Soul stab heal or a good couple thoughts to mull over or the Asian church song about the baby, in my head now and only 22 minutes in. I am gratefully here for all of it. Love you Theo. It’s a roller coaster ride baby. Thank you. Gang Gang.

[@autumnsantomauroganggang]

Theo, I am a 42 year old woman from NJ. I have a very similar story to yours with your mom. Your honesty and vulnerability resonates so deeply with me. You are a powerful force for all of us that love you. Gang gang baby! 🎶look at the little baby🎶

[@mrsjfy]

His idea for the gender reveal had me laughing til my stomach hurt 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@happyhealthyalternativemom4192]

I couldn't breath😂🎉

[@b1tchasf]

The “can you seeee the babyyyyy” at the beginning, I can’t bro this will keep living in my head tent free I know it for sure

[@jackb8598]

This might absolutely be the funniest one yet. People will listening to this for years.

[@ashsvanlife]

“Do you see the baby?” 🎶 Why does this remind me of Bobby lee 😂😂😂😂

[@colleenann772]

We love you Theo. You smart, sweet, hardworking, handsome man. 😊

[@declanwhite6853]

22:00 Theo's second choice of a disaster was lightning 🤣🤣

[@feliciawhite1388]

“Anyway what I’m trying to tell you is Happy Mother’s Day” 😆😆 I would love to know what it’s like inside Theo’s mind

[@nickkuetemann4685]

What is this man ever talking about?? 😂 Theo, is a gem. Gang baby!

[@johnnyvolume100]

Hey Theo, I just wanted to thank you for all that you do. You have helped me feel better at times where I feel like a bathroom mint...all down and pissed on. Some of what you say about your family resonates with me on a few levels, and I just hope you know how proud your dad would be to see you now. You are spreading joy and shining light for people on a large scale...just by being you. It really doesn't get any better than that. You are loved by many and the scope of your reach is always greater than you'll ever realize. Please keep the snail jokes rolling. Much love from the 313.

[@darthtrabia]

The Asian catfish beginning already has me crying.

[@jessicaflock5794]

Thanks Theo for giving us mommas some love. Also thanks for the inexpensive therapy sesh😂❤.

[@leeroy5717]

What he said about ideas in the beginning is one of the smartest thing I’ve ever heard Theo said 😂

[@dodoburd8]

Theo Von is literally getting me through life

[@aaronmartin4611]

Vibe 100% lol Then straight into the "It was some NESE" 😄 One of a kind.

[@jakethasnake3524]

7:45 "you can bring your own god" That's that BYOG hitter

[@derekmaffett8099]

"appropriately crotched by God" is easily the name of the episode 😂

[@Amysue2274]

Tuesdays after I get home from work are now officially carved out for Theo, in my world. I literally texted my friend from work and said, "It's Theo Von night...I almost forgot!" I love your guests but I cherish these solo podcasts so much. And you are SO easy on the eyes, Theo...keep it up 😉 Thank you for all the ways you brighten my week and those of so many others ❤

[@TerpyMcTerpMan]

I live for the solo episodes... always feels like true healing. Theo speaks for so many.

[@numbrr5.]

Was a wonderful time with you Theo Von. the solo sessions be the golden ones just know we believe that.

[@DCweldingAndArt]

As a half Japanese man, this episode had me crying with delight 😂😂😂 ....at a certain point, most of them crossover with a catfish 😅😅 "do u see the bayybeee!?" Theo, u save lives lol. In ways you'll never know

[@Tannertraversed]

Theo comes through clutch once again, hit that shifter hitter. Gang baby.

[@rocketRobScott]

The toughest fight of all was that first one, the one where you fought off all the multitude of genetic variations in the race to get all up in that egg. Millions were sacrificed that day, in a slimy trail of utter carnage. Spare a moment of silence for those fallen soldiers.

[@Maryreal1]

The fact you mentioned coming to the UK soon makes me so happy! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@N3WT0N11]

Oh my Gosh that opening had me dying, reminded me of when I dated this Vietnamese woman in Arlington, TX and went to church with her and I was literally the only white guy in there and I was about a foot taller than everyone around me and felt terrible so I’d crouch down a little 😂😂😂😂 thank you Theo for bringing back the memories!!!

[@michealwalli7324]

Theo doing the Light Arts reminding me about mother's day before it's too late

[@jhf1019]

I need Theo to have his own weekly solo podcast. His voice and personality would even bring radio back to life. Gang gang baby.

[@JRGhunter]

he needs such a big long hug ☹️

[@OlsonGarage]

Thank you for helping me understand my life isn’t the only life that is an absolute roller coaster of random thoughts

[@jennifergentry5238]

I can be having a horrible day and you make me laugh so hard I can't stop! Love you man!

[@quinnschreuder4769]

That gender reveal idea maybe the most insane thing I’ve heard Theo said 🤣

[@somethingcreativeprobably5160]

I spat in my friends face when I realised where it was going

[@ronitsawlani7704]

26:30 Theo talking about stoicism is all i needed today

[@juliepopp5975]

Thank you for being you Theo, you're such a joy. You keep us coming back. I'm proud of you 😉

[@ar1sta251]

Man, the end of this podcast really hit home for me. Thank you Theo. That closing song was a tear jerker bro.

[@samuelblanco261]

When Theo goes to Australia and comes back, I know that first solo pod gonna be funny af 😂

[@kimr2352]

33:36 the Christmas candies voice 😂over here soundin like Riff Raff. He said my mama was high strung like she was born on a damn violin. I love the way you say things🤣

[@brittneylately]

As a mom of 3, I so appreciate the entire first part about Moms. God serves up babies through us! Praise God! Sending love to you Theo.

[@Anonymous-km5pj]

Lord bless you and your family, Happy Mothers Year

[@KathyTudor]

What god?

[@awerner10]

Theo’s brain man, nothing like it 😂 “I got pink eye in Pittsburg, a little downtown in my uptown if you know what I’m saying” Talking about ‘fresh’ food growing up “we had that Truck to table or freezer to table I can’t remember”

[@benjaminwilson1449]

Great show, Brother. It always helps me. God bless you, Theo! Onward.

[@Lukas-gx9wk]

Love the idea theory. It actually makes a lot of sense.

[@Brendan-Thomas]

The mothers pics had me dying. Classic snuck a lil joke in there

[@FN_Himothy]

"MMM I don't want that! I don't NO big ol' Dirty bird comin and damn pickin me up." Lmfao. You're killing it Theo! WE LOVE YOU!

[@th33399]

Theo, I just sat down with a beer thinking about how I would spend my evening after work and you popped up. Cheer me up with your ramblings, brother!

[@bmthornell]

Where are you from where it’s after work beer time?

[@th33399]

The Oriental side of the world brother

[@marvinfrank3655]

also night shift workers here in the good ole Texas USA. your morning is my 5 o’clock somewhere.

[@JLthatCracka352]

​@@th33399 cap. Lolll jk.🤙🏻 gang gang

[@hunkyhenry6092]

When he runs out of things to say for a minute and just gets down to his theme song for a minute. 🤣🥰

[@mindofjosh279]

just recently found theo and ive been hooked on him for days lol. really wanna sit down and chat with him sometime. dude is just a great human being

[@blerpp7813]

You’re lucky to have a lot of past episodes left to listen to 😀

[@quintupleton]

I appreciate you so much man. Sometimes I feel it’s very hard for my true self to connect with people. I feel like our brains work the same way and it’s always refreshing. And not only are you hilarious but extremely intelligent. It’s always a good time tuning it.

[@ehhhhhhhh2233]

Lmao this episode makes me think he relapsed 🤣 Love your stuff, as always Theo.

[@Briknoll93]

Yes

[@bassimprovjams3772]

“Women have them yum tunnels” 😂😂 only Theo can come up with that! And that’s why we love this man!

[@DeathTrapProductions]

In another life Theo could have been an intensely hilarious evangelist. Get this dude on Righteous Gemstones.

[@tuttlespeachtree3413]

Theo back on that sugar hitter for this one Boi!

[@Chuccklez]

Theo’s solo episodes are stand up GOLD

[@isaaceustice2192]

"people have battled plagues...lightning...(long pause) what else?...AIDS!" this part killed me 😅😂

[@zachsmith5877]

Theo is probably one of the most unique humans we have on Earth. Some thoughts I’d like to share: Comfort is slowly but surely the death of me. I am not my thoughts or feelings merely the observer of them. If I want my life to get better, I need to get better at living. Peace and Love Y’all. Praise God.

[@branb42]

It makes so much sense. I have been on my journey for a few months now. People need to get their stuff right with our good Lord immediately.

[@Mattd-yn9kj]

Solo Theo makes me want a glad bag of that great white North

[@deanar922]

Theo is therapy for my soul. Love his solo sessions ❤

[@dontwannabefound]

I love Theo he’s like my reincarnated avatar of Mark Twain with a KZbin channel

[@zayanolan]

Love to see your meditation is going well! It has helped me so much!

[@benh7506]

this man's mind is brilliant

[@lynneshoffner2778]

Theo, your honesty and visible vulnerability in so many episodes brings comfort to so many people. Praise God. Be good to yourself. Keep taking care of you.

[@catherinestolzenburg421]

My favorite moment of the week is Theo Von