Up to Nothing | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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[@TheoVon]

Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von

[@Theredtruck]

Theo, buddy... What ya been up to pal??? PTL.

[@SagePluck]

even when you're up to nothing you deserve to be good to yourself as well boo 💕 often find it hard to take my own advice lollll I'm writing this as you're doing intro and DYING hey mannnn what you been up to nuttin nothinnnnn shiiiine ooon meeee 🎶 😭 I love you Theo Love, Sage 💕🌿

[@jakrispy3418]

"If you don't like hearing it, then don't hear it when I say it" - Theo Von 🤣🤣🤣

[@RosettaVega]

Selective hearing is real. 😅

[@RosettaVega]

He's an angel. But like, one of those angels that's trying really hard to get his halo.

[@aaronpetry6730]

😯 accurate af!

[@Sungunone]

So true lol

[@mitchellkruszewski2616]

“Corvid” 😂 this guy is a saint

[@Theyayan28]

Donnell rawlins says "Kobe-19"

[@Jason-jr7wv]

Theo is such a treasure. Theres really nothing like him.

[@broncos915]

Theo says some *FUNNY ASS SHIT* when he closes his eyes and just talks 😭😭😭

[@cutler2639]

He started doing it right as I was reading your comment😂😂😂

[@broncos915]

Cutler it’s the best thing ever LMAO

[@adamcombs2739]

My favorite. His mind takes mine off of ..why so serious.. praise God foe theo von

[@SuperiorDefense]

He's not closing his eyes. He's looking down, he has double eyelids.

[@realdjkream]

it's hilarious 😭

[@user-jj6dh7zg7x]

I’ll have 2 orange halves or an orange. We’re off to a gold start boys. Gang.

[@c.murray4142]

Came here to say this lmao

[@StanHowse]

Can't forget that 1/3rd cup of baby Marsh-Mellows

[@lastcall3544]

That was great

[@hunter12555]

K crying

[@kasiecastleberry]

Hahahaaa... Captured my thoughts, exactly. "..or an orange.." * Ya dude just clocked tf in, motherfuckers (shiiiiine on ME) 🖕🏿👨🏿‍🎤🍊 *

[@megagene]

"I'll have two orange halves... Or a orange." -Theo Von

[@workingtheories]

I feel like Theo grew up with a kid named Corvid.

[@quill444]

Corvid was Daniel's "legal" name. - j q t -

[@adamdrakestudio]

Died driving into an embankment.

[@neatchipops3428]

Yep, course. There was Big Corvid n Little Corvid.

[@kasiecastleberry]

Yo, I fuckin love this congregation of legally named uprights... Strangers just... Seamlessly finishing the thoughts of other strangers- dadGUM... I'd lock it up for 3 strait with y'all; hundred percent. Stranger-ass, gang-shyit. 🙏🏿

[@reedcorbid3817]

Yeah... and???? Lol

[@FrizzleMcDizzle]

When you said " I'm just trapped dealing with the demons inside me" I felt that man.

[@status0]

the devils* but keep your head up bro

[@status0]

you got this

[@cuttingedgetint1250]

Theo Von looks like the type of guy that would throw a 'R' in "covid"

[@Kwestdaroc4]

Jake Story I died to that lol my name is Cory so I’m feeling like a kind of CORVID-19. cmmmmooonnn.

[@kinglouis69420]

“That’s dangerous in these times of corvid”

[@jasmineandazolaupliftsinth7039]

🤣🤣 everytime he says it that damn coRvid

[@johnmcmanus7809]

Theos Corvid virus obviously came from Crows.

[@xFoREVerUnboundx]

Cory Larsen LMFAO

[@DCryptoNC]

Bro this was honestly the most inspiring podcast I've ever heard. Theo lays down the most practical and honest advice. "if you stay productive, you're gonna produce." "if you are sick of yourself, nothing will makes you feel better than helping somebody else." Those are gems & I needed to hear them right now.

[@josephcamilletti6955]

Needed this early morning hitta. Thank you Theo for everything. If you only knew how many people you have truly helped with your silliness and perspective. #GangGang

[@shustyrackleford_710]

Thank *YOU* for posting an actual comment. Theos videos used to have lots of comments like yours but now everyone just wants their 15 seconds of fame and internet likes for their 'theo looks like' comments or just the same exact words that theo already said

[@josephcamilletti6955]

Shusty Rackleford much appreciated man

[@amazingflavour]

I will always appreciate Theo rockin' to 'Shine.' Thanks Theo bruh. Gang.

[@nicholaspacelli8180]

Great tune!

[@umrebs23]

Bishop Done?

[@matthewmoats8563]

Theo looks like a nervous neighbor from 16 and Pregnant

[@nicklabickas8814]

Matthew Moats fuckin hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ryankelly1840]

Theo looks like he'd try veganism for a day out of pressure and fall short because "that raccoon at the front of my house just presented it self to me"

[@mattgoeshunting]

R K 🤣🤣🤣

[@EmmaWillmannComedy]

LOL

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

R K HAHAHAHAHAH

[@ThyScopeless]

Theo looks like that friend from elementary school named Rusty that moved away.

[@Fir3Flam318]

dang this is crazy accurate

[@jeffsmith894]

Damn everyone else has a rusty to?

[@LiLFoot007]

Daniel Stubbs wtf am dead teehee

[@auroraborealis13579]

How is this exactly true??? Fuck, man. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LdRfilmz]

I miss Rusty man, gang

[@SoCalhoun97]

Theo thinks hes native American because he drives a jeep cherokee

[@raindropsfukushemiaflavore9914]

😂😂😂

[@AxxLAfriku]

Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear punlic

[@docjohnson1]

Still more than Elizabeth Warren

[@Dev-In-Denver123]

@Pam S Only New Mexico Navajo rock that shit

[@mrtambourineman6107]

Whys everyone always making these silly comments ?

[@stefandomeier1911]

“I’m just trapped playing with the devils that are inside of me” bahahaha

[@youngorangee]

I appreciate your orange acknowledgment 🧡

[@mhxxd4]

Young Orange that one song(don’t remember which one) was fucking gold I swear!

[@TheoVon]

gang

[@kolewithak]

The end of this was really insightful. He seems to take some pretty crazy routes to get there, but he always ends up at something relatable and heartfelt and genuine. I think that's what endears him to so many people from so many different walks of life. That's a special gift.

[@justintheodorou]

Theo really is that Baby Snicker Eatin’ Bad Boy

[@brazaboy1239]

Hey Theo what you been up to my guy? 🇦🇺

[@jameswhiteman6901]

Still laughing

[@xoxo247.]

😂

[@dropdeadclaire]

“like an Australian beagle thang.... like a uh..... like uh.... an Australian.... beagle thang”

[@chillify9982]

Theo looks like he would never be caught speeding in a school zone

[@alexhaile14]

This joke has layers bruh

[@ooee8088]

That joke has mucho miles on it hombre

[@universallyinspired2555]

A pleasant surprise Great job I'm at 28:78

[@brandennfinch]

that's because he has to stay 1000feet from every school zone. but best believe at 1001feet hes doing figure squares like a trapped gay tiger in tiger kings jail cell

[@chillinlikascottfreevillia1184]

Cool KZbin handle

[@ryankelly1840]

Theo looks like he sends heartfelt love letters typed in Comic Sans

[@darylboudreau1088]

theo's thoughts are in comic sans

[@awoler]

I bet a majority of us listening didnt go or wouldnt go to prom.

[@docjohnson1]

I went but never took pictures and danced with other peoples dates. I imagine Theo did the same in real life.

[@universallyinspired2555]

I went It was cool Date lasted 10 months

[@ethanbenfield2285]

Im a straight man and my "date" (as friends) was a gay lady, it was actually quite fun

[@susie7336]

Andrew Janssens I didn’t go.

[@armandocarranco7960]

I was so stoned i forgot

[@carlzmossberg5438]

If Theo left me a birthday message I would immediately become deceased.

[@Spacecrust]

Hey its Theo, I'm undercover. Happy Birthday 🎂

[@carlzmossberg5438]

Doubt. But it was my half birthday, so I'll take it I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

That intro gets me every time. Much love everybody- stay safe!

[@thesauceadviser]

"I'm just trapped - playing with the devils that are inside of me." Felt that lol

[@stromboli_IS_ALIvE]

Shit's too real bruh

[@saragregory1357]

Theo, Thank you for sharing your voice. Growing as a person, let alone a public personality, is unbelievably difficult. Each episode you so many sides of yourself, the candour you show us every time is such a gift. I appreciate it and it helps me to remember not to hide my light. You never know, who and how, it can help others just to see you being real. Sara

[@nonamemcgillicutty9585]

Sara is a top tier name

[@wilfredhopsin4840]

Let's get premature Nick as an official guest! He's a great producer and I want to hear more about him 🙏

[@TIMIMPALA420]

Wilfred Hopsin he went from living in his car to being that big nick hitter on the boards

[@FTWinnick]

He had Gianni on no reason he can't have nick

[@lrd_flacko3017]

@@FTWinnick Nick might not want to be on as a guest like that

[@cesg7749]

Theo makes me laugh the hardest out of all the podcasts 😂

[@lozanhellez2688]

*Top5 Funniest Podcasts:* TigerBelly/Bobby Lee Norm McDonald Live Todd Glass Podcast ThisPastWeekend/Theo Von NeverNotFunny/Jimmy Pardo Underappreciated: MMA Roasted/Adam Hunter

Yeah, *JEREMIAH WONDERS* gets me too.

[@reverbandchill3425]

@@lozanhellez2688RIP Norm

[@alexking1624]

That Copenhagen and ballsack joke was too good. "The long route" lolololololol. You are the epicenter of comedy on God

[@TaraLynnElizabeth]

He is comedy 2020

[@tommygarcia7872]

I like watching Theo’s hands when he speaks.

[@dominic1414]

Tommy Garcia shit I can’t unsee it now 😫

[@shonamacarthur6321]

Me too. He got them treefrog fingers

[@johnnita4025]

Theo Von says “you know” a lot when in fact I actually do not know at all.

[@tigressrosecobble8105]

Same I felt that

[@dave93x]

Making a cake - Step 1 "Do an egg in a bucket"

[@ryanstoyles7611]

Theo Von is such a valuable commodity in these Corvid times....in a world where sickness is spread rampant, and laughter is the best medicine - this man out here straight HEALIN' SOULS! praise god

[@hw8140]

Theo has that cabin fever.

[@Spacecrust]

Dont we all... ...

[@reedcorbid3817]

Bruh quit calling it corvid its making me look bad brother hahaha

[@GentleGiant055]

I had a dream that Theo and I can fly but only if we hugged each other and stayed hugging while flying. I'm not even bull shitting.

[@GentleGiant055]

@Roland Deschain lmaoo

[@KnowThyself619]

Allow me to interpret your dream Sir even though my interpretation is probably bullshit. Maybe your psyche is trying to tell you that you need to incorporate more humour and lightness into your life to be able to free yourself from all the tension that's pulling you down. Flying symbolizes freedom or gaining a new perspective in life as you would see the world in a different perspective if you elevated above it and comedians are the people who do not only tell jokes but open your eyes to see the world the way they see it (new perspective) and hugging symbolizes becoming one/achieving harmony with something so yeah there you go haha.

[@KnowThyself619]

@Roland Deschain haha we can't believe in ready-made systematic guides to dream interpretation. My interpretation is bollocks, google interpretation is bollocks and pretty much all of our interpretation without any deep psychological or symbolical knowledge is bollocks but dreams are NOT bollocks and the psychological evidence is clear on that. We are so accustomed to the apparently rational natutre of our world that we scarcely imagine anything that cannot be explained by common sense because in our civilized life, we have stripped so many ideas of their emotional energy that we don't really respond or even know how to respond to symbols anymore. Think of it this way, the more rational and civilized we have become over these hundreds of thousands of years, the more we restrain ourselves within the limits of rational statements - statements that are much less colourful because we have stripped them of most of their psychic associations. All though you may say dreams are bollocks, you do have to admit that sometimes, dreams announce certain situations long before they actually happen. This is not necessarily a miracle because many crises in our lives have a long unconcious history stretching back thousands or even millions of years back, our rational and conscious minds move toward such crises step by step unaware of the dangers accumulating but what we consciously fail to see is already perceived by our unconscious which passes the information through dreams. The unconscious part of our brain was only discovered in 1915 which is very recent, it is way way older than the conscious part of our brain, God only knows how old they are and to call it as bollocks just because they're sophisticated and we do not understand them is bollocks my friend.

[@KnowThyself619]

@Roland Deschain I'm sorry, i don't know enough to explain it well but Jordan Peterson does an excellent job here kzbin.info/www/bejne/jKGngXuOfrWkZ7M it's a really short video but at least, he lays out the basics.

[@Kloppsserialbottlers]

I only discovered Theo two weeks ago and I thank the stars for it. This guy is the funniest human I've ever encountered.

[@skulleaters67]

hearing that intro brightens my day every time I listen to it, makes me look forward to mondays 🤙🏻that hitter

[@TheDarkness1020]

"My legal name is Vacuum Nnnnathan." LMAO WHAT?! He is the best, man. Gang.

[@robtastic9899]

I died with the diandra part. She got knocked up and shes like l, "guess I'm gonna keep it". Lmao

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

That mullet is getting fluffy. Quarantine life treating theo well

[@claytonbigsby314]

That hair transplant is finally showing up

[@thebiglaskowskiakatheother4147]

This morning I woke up and felt what I was almost certain was the -19 growing inside my body, or at the very least a major case of The Mondays. Turned on this episode, and my symptoms evaporated immediately. Thank you for another great episode!

[@tomm_m_m6378]

We need to start a petition to get Daniel on the podcast

[@CLoZe14]

Who dat

[@flux760]

Thanks for still bringing us these hitters.

[@drewfinn2]

there’s tons to do, begin to learn an instrument (guitar, ukulele, piano etc) you can ebay a cheap used guitar. you can learn a new language...calisthenic work out. phone call to report your neighbor for leaving their home, you know the usual...

[@shonamacarthur6321]

Never the ukelele

[@DefinitelynotOsamaBinLaden]

shut up

[@neilpatrickhairless]

@@ottoleyendecker2728 Bitch move is neighbor leaving all that heroin around for me to Liberate from the piece of panelling under the side window

[@J.M.Gentry]

I imagine trying to quit smoking during quarantine is quite hard. I don't even smoke and I want to start.

[@steelberg23]

Can confirm it is incredibly hard.

[@JDLOver9091]

I wonder if Theo meditates about nothing during Covid-19. 😝

[@tangybuttfrogfpv8772]

Theo looks like every guy in australia that has an ozzy pride southern cross tattoo

[@dontworry8999]

Hahahhaha Fact 🐨🦘🐀👑

[@vampmode9132]

Smoking Winny reds in a wife beater drinking VBs on the porch

[@Kate-vt7zj]

With that Queensland tan

[@smokeyfrmkpt9743]

Theo looks like he always wanted to be an extra in the Outsiders.

[@jimmytran5971]

Dustin Hubmann dat pony Boi hittah

[@hw8140]

It sounds like Theo needs to learn to play guitar.

[@Yungdrizzle]

He does know how to play a little bit. he talked about it on KATS

[@crissytina8058]

Monday’s touch base Zoom meeting for work Boss: How was everyone’s weekend? Me and all my colleagues:*crickets*

[@christopherconduff1964]

Congratulations to Theo on his new role as David Koresh in the Netflix series Waco. You have a beautiful head of hair bro.

[@upnorthgirly88]

Theo thank you for the episode! I know you're feeling like you don't know what you're doing, but you made my day just this episode! All your episodes make my life so much better so I know you have to help so many people. Be good to yourself because you definitely deserve it!! Everything is going to be OK! Thank you so much again! Thankful for you daily gang gang🥰

[@paulhaney8326]

Liez...you went Hiking with Brendan, Muddy Mud Skipper!

[@Flameblue03]

Chris D'elia snuck into Theo's body for the first 2 minutes like Freaky Friday

[@08shayna]

Theo’s the type of guy who thinks toasting a pop tart is cooking

[@grwebb3]

people dont give theo enough credit for his work ethic rat king pumps that content

[@rogelioromero7762]

I only come here to hear a little piece of “shine” 😂

[@Alexfromthe6]

That real hitter baby

[@ManuelLopez-bm1yi]

Love that song

[@8xRedMonkeyx8]

Theo starts crumbling at 1:20:00 so many positive vibes coming at him at a time where he's question his own value as a person, it seems anyways. You can hit the reset button at any time Theo, you've probably done it already and maybe you feel you don't deserve what you have but that's something ONLY you can judge and accept yourself, do it, you're worthy. Just cause you're not looking in the eyes of the people you're helping, doesn't make it any less. GANG

[@JiveTrkey]

Can't wait for that corvid to drive into an embankment so we can all get up to something again

[@RadDadMoody]

Theo has the haircut of not only your local trailer park mechanic but Nascars biggest fan with a slight hint of section 8.

[@DevilsAvocado69]

Rip Billy Conforto

[@nicklabickas8814]

Constructive Cuntery gang gang brotha

[@leonardorodriguez9919]

Gang gang ole Billy is gone 🙏

[@Youtuber-lv6eh]

Theo looks like he started writing a manifesto but then got hungry and quit halfway

[@diehardoutdoors]

Theo is the type of guy that even if rest of the world is dead he is the one guy that’s still doing a podcast by his self,

[@feelyoung79]

Weak

[@brentbarrus9754]

I left a call yesterday, and I'm so grateful for the encouragement for all of us. That P word has really been consuming me lately. 😔😔😔

[@e.e121]

16:45 "Get your goat" is the phrase you wanted Theo. You're welcome.

[@Sportsman134]

theo the type to go by a strange nickname like be-bow

[@RosettaVega]

I knew a girl called be-bo. She's was tall, mean, and a master of roasting. Everyone was afraid of her, but for some reason she really wanted to be my friend. So she was like my bodyguard until she moved back to Detroit. I wonder how she's doing sometimes.

[@liamhillman903]

Theo: I’m doing nothing Brendan *buys mountain bike*

[@dominic1414]

“Ahhh sheeit here comes little muscle” 🤣🤣🤣

[@anthonygruner2670]

Theo looks like Splinter from ninja turtles and Kurt Cobain had a kid

[@gunnermatthey847]

Bro I don't even care, Theo is the absolute best. Amazon Prom. Gang. "Hitta acid 6 dollars, doesn't even work"

[@mollyhernandez29]

Resonated

[@adammm46473]

4:43 "I'll have two orange halves. Or an orange."

[@alexandersimon5340]

Can I interest you in a Pussy Booklet?

[@patrickmckampson620]

I love how honest and funny u are theo! We all go through the struggle and have our own demons and ur honesty makes this therapeutic for u, which makes it therapeutic for me, beat down them dark arts babyyyyy!!!! Gang gang!!

[@JRawization]

Played the first 50 seconds like 3 times 🤣

[@MrMikeymontemayor]

Theo loosin his marbles

[@blueshoddan]

Never get tired of that intro song, they are so good! Keep on keepin on, best covid wishes from Sweden

[@bleezyb15]

Hannes Engelberg They actually broke up

[@heartsalive3157]

I love how much Theo jams to the intro

[@KZ_MMA_]

Happy 4/20 boys, light up and play some videogamesss

[@LivingforaLiving]

"Your kids look at your as their government." I love when Theo has these random brilliant simple comparisons.

[@Michael-mm7xb]

someone needs to tell theo there isn't an r in covid

[@seancrutcher525]

I think its intentional comedic flair

[@yungcess910]

That's how that dirty south say that brother my whole family say the corvid

[@c.murray4142]

Or puberty? Haha he’s doing it intentionally

[@joshnicholson6194]

'Reality' is just a suggestion.

[@Michael-mm7xb]

Yung Cess gang

[@pseudoprophet3140]

Theo looks like if David Hasselhoff dived into the ocean to save someone from drowning, but accidentally swam to Guatemala.

[@justbarker4574]

Bro I didn’t know pissing on the heater was a part of other people’s childlife

[@TylerLovesYou17]

Can we bring back shame?

[@CLoZe14]

I peed in the garbage can like twice as a childhooder. Once in front of the hallway mirror idgaf not even ashamed

[@CLoZe14]

*while sleepwalking

[@joshsavage8698]

“WHATS GOING ON,” nuffin 😂😂😂

[@mitchellkruszewski2616]

I love how he’s just checking stuff off as he brings up the topics🤣🤣

[@geopanos1]

theo scribbling on that paper like he’s the hollywood medium

[@WarCryForJesus]

Theo, I think you’re the only dude who can make the mullet still look good.

[@Alangutierrez93]

When Theo's riffin and giving us that one of a kind look into his imagination, I imagine Joe Biden answering the hard questions in an interview about climate change.

[@tickleme_tyty727]

Theo man I could never explain to you how specifically and ironically you relate to me in your podcasts. I really appreciate what you do gang gang son

[@DonPapiLuis]

Theo looks like the "per-vert" Theodore from prison break in about 20-30 years.

[@bettyboop1577]

Blew my mind! Gang Gang Jose! 💙💜💙💜

[@DonPapiLuis]

@@bettyboop1577 Haha, gang gang, Theo's a great dude!

[@samuelblanco261]

He licks his lips like him too!

[@Busterguttz]

T-bag theodore bagwell having a twink hold his pocket lolol

[@kmdudich]

I don’t care if nothing is going on, I haven’t listened to you ramble for an hour in FIVE DAYS and I MISS IT. Please come back lol

[@Zara_Brown]

It’ll be so bitter sweet when Theo gets married and had a kid or 2. I’ll be happy he found true love and serenity but I’ll be so sad that it wasn’t with me ✌🏻 gang gang

[@Eeland_Stribling]

Follow me on Instagram @blacksteveirwin

[@xFoREVerUnboundx]

😭

[@PinkUnicornful]

Same

[@tiresmoke69]

Theo, me and you Are doing the same thing during this quarantine. Here is a good southern recipe straight from Greenwood MS for ya: Hamburger Casserole - Brown 1lb Hamburger meat, cook up some macaroni shells- throw those shells into a casserole dish of choice, then, the meat spread on top. Slather up two cans of cream of chicken on top, then same for two cans of vegetarian vegetable soup on top a that. Throw it in the oven on 350F* for 30 mins. Pull out and sprinkle lots of cheese on top. Wait for cheese to melt and enjoy. Guaranteed to thicken up that mullet.

[@mattallan6338]

Sounded like theo wong singing happy bday lol

[@ooee8088]

Happy 4/20! Living that quarantine dream

[@lastcasttexan4834]

"I'll have a poptart and I'll have uh, 2 orange halves.... or a orange"

[@cuttingedgetint1250]

Theo looks like a guy that still has a pair of high top Reebok Pumps