Mike Perry | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@Super-J10]

Just two proud black men having a beautiful conversation…..

[@BeavisT-800]

Mexican*

[@conradbarrett6]

@@BeavisT-800 /whooosh

[@BeavisT-800]

@@conradbarrett6 it's kinda beautiful

[@CC-go9wr]

Honestly…. If you close your eyes and just listen..

[@_TMac_13_916_]

🙏

[@victorg908]

When Mike screamed “NOBODY GETS DOWN LIKE ME!!” Theo’s life flashed before his eyes with all that stuttering 🤣🤣

[@jamesfox8930]

that was funny af hahahaha

[@ericeserjose3343]

34:30 That mighta been some of the funniest shit on this podcast to ever happen

[@physiquieleliot6406]

I must’ve rewatched that part 12 times lmfao

[@CashMoneyKennels]

😭

[@josephflint5456]

What a combo, it was like theo interviewing his younger brother that just got released from prison.

[@VeniVizzleVici]

Older bro more accurate I think.

[@josephflint5456]

@@VeniVizzleVici theo is much older so i went with younger bro

[@bplahn39]

Uncanny chemistry

[@islandboi6398]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Fergus-H-MacLeod]

This comment made my day.

[@StonedFisherman]

"My wifes gonna yell at me when i sleep in but we have a good life" Mike Perry, i felt that 😂

[@jensgespenst2642]

I love it when theo goes beyond race and invites the pride of africa to his podcast.

[@adamgriffiths8639]

ahahaha my favourite african fighter oat!

[@davebaldwin9457]

Who says Theo has anything against blacks?

[@ישומציל]

@@davebaldwin9457 It’s an inside joke from a famous MMA meme lol

[@tuffyyakim1983]

@@ישומציל yeah David Jesus Christ everyone knows that

[@rolandreedii5939]

As an African, I approve this comment with a big, fat: W

[@2g4u7y]

These two are like cousins who grew up on different sides of the country that never met but are exactly the same.

[@flipnasty2296]

Um... not even close... they are nothing alike at all...

[@dogzer]

They get along well enough

[@Shrnirpledorp]

What r u watching then?

[@GoySlopBurritoBar]

@@flipnasty2296 disagree

[@GoySlopBurritoBar]

@@flipnasty2296 real recognize real, I guess you wouldn’t get it

[@Chunksacado]

Mike seems like he’s in a way better place than when he was in the UFC, hype to see

[@eyesoulated]

Bcuz he's winning haahhhaa

[@idagrowgrade3060]

@Jayson Knight -z 89. M o in N.

[@michaelsillars8146]

Mikes gonna be the first ever BKFC African American champion

[@dannyl-p1543]

Him vs MVP will be very interesting

[@johnnie543]

@@michaelsillars8146 Mike is black?

[@aisforannihilation1662]

My favorite mike perry line is "your hair looks pretty friendly". Had me rollin. Glad to see you doing well Mr Platinum Perry

[@nickhousman6222]

Why you gotta be gay about it. Lol platinum is one of a kind

[@paulocostaswine.1909]

“thought you had a friend boy”

[@frasert8779]

@@paulocostaswine.1909 That’s my favorite 😂

[@thedude3189]

@@paulocostaswine.1909 I thought he said "fk that! Ready boiiiiii!"

[@goatmansasquatch1485]

@@thedude3189 cringe

[@4WOF]

This podcast made me happy. Mike living his best life, travelling with his girl while the kid is young, fighting all over the world, doing what he loves and swapping stories with Theo. Cheers to this one

[@4WOF]

Also Sea of Thieves FUCK YEA REAPER FOR LIFE

[@snakemcbain4569]

@@4WOF I really hope he streams some that would be the funniest shit ever

[@MalosiHASentered]

Salute ! 🍻

[@cameronsalewski3342]

"Life is a line, Everything is a line, you want to be right on the line and not on either side of it" -mikey

[@SickNaban]

"thought you had a friend boyyyy!" -Mike Perry Love this guy! He has some of the best face-offs in MMA

[@CC-go9wr]

My favorite face off lmaooo

[@tonyphelps1173]

Mike really is the man when he’s doing well in life. And I think he’ll keep thriving in bkfc. I’d be so pumped if he took out mvp.

[@Bugdeek]

Top 5 line in UFC history imo 🤣🤣🤣 THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND BOY! AHHHH!!

[@Bugdeek]

@@tonyphelps1173 would be so legendary holy sh

[@terryballsack69]

AHHHHH

[@brandonwoods0905]

Mike Perry asking about Theo’s life shows his character. He’s a little misunderstood, but at the end of the day he is who he is and doesn’t care what people think of him. I got a lot of respect for him turning his life around. Seems like a genuine, good guy.

[@PanPan-do1ct]

Warmed my heart. Great dude

[@markdodds5283]

This is the colab I needed, Perry and Theo heavy hitters, gang.

[@ThinWhiteLuke]

I thought you said this is the Caleb I needed. Imagine being named Caleb. Worse yet, can you imagine if someone was actually called Marcus? Markus is one thing, but Marcus!? Disgusting! 🤮

[@BiggerBalls420]

Are you like 12 years old or something? Who says that

[@ThinWhiteLuke]

@@BiggerBalls420 I thought because this is in Theo Von’s comments I could let loose and be a little silly. Guess you put a stop 🛑 ✋🏻 to that real quick. Lighten up sweaty, it was a joke.

[@youngman7600]

gang gang

[@enrapturedgoose5317]

@@ThinWhiteLuke you silly goose

[@liamcollins8692]

Never has there been a better host and guest for a podcast in history. Great conversations!

[@TenThumbsProductions]

If you have ever been to Flint, Michigan, not only would Mike Perry make more sense, but you would probably have at least one friend like Mike.

[@mhm6]

Or Texas

[@raypreseau2047]

My man aint playing. Flint is like compton almost. Its a fucking war zone where people get shot up, poked up, or beat the FUCK up.

[@jamey4875]

810!

[@shaunkeating9288]

This is true, I live in Pontiac Michigan and these kind of guys are here too lol.

[@jamey4875]

@@shaunkeating9288 forsure, i travel to pontiac for work from flint and there's dudes like this all over lol

[@campbellralph]

I never thought Mike Perry would be on here but Theo always pulls through with the guests you didn't know you needed!

[@DaddyKratosOfTheShire]

He knows ao many freaking people

[@GrrillaFinger]

Lil Kim coming in 2 weeks. Pretty crazy

[@campbellralph]

@@DaddyKratosOfTheShire Everyone wants to know Theo

[@jaysonspann8042]

Theo's MMA Interviews always show the most relaxed side of fighters and it's always a great listen

[@ffnovice7]

I think a lot of them listened to Theo through Joe. Theo's the only guy to consistently make Joe AND Jaime laugh

[@wonon1678]

Besides his comedy, his friendship with Dustin Poirier guarantees solid connections within the UFC.

[@UncleScratchnSniff]

Mike Perry won me over with this ep. I used to hate on him a little but he’s a relatable dude that is just trying his best. I’m rooting for you platinum.

[@GoGetYourShinebox]

Bro I used to dislike the guy but after that Triller event he really won me over and also that time he was dancing to his opponent's entrance music in the UFC octagon that was hilarious

[@ChildishGambeaner]

@@GoGetYourShinebox he's awesome lol. Nothing but heart

[@mattgosling2657]

Yeah I used to think he was a bit of an idiot too, not even for any reason except what I'd heard. He honestly seems like a good guy from watching this, shouldn't be too quick to judge someone I think.

[@garrettgriffin3877]

He won me over whenever he got his nose kicked off of his face and kept fighting to the end of the round. Lmao dudes a savage.

[@ChildishGambeaner]

@@garrettgriffin3877 he should've won that fight too imo

[@Broken_Orbital]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Theo Von has The Best fighter interviews.

[@Desideratus21]

Check out Hot Boxing with Tyson if you haven’t yet. Has some good MMA fighters and Boxers on from all generations

[@TheEasyLifee]

I find that the majority of people have a difficult time vibing with Theo, especially the less familiar with his content and since of humor they are. It's awesome to see when someone comes on and just clicks with him and that's what Mike did, fucking hilarious 😂

[@bryce6808]

Mike Perry coming in ultra reflective and thoughtful. Only ever see him in the headlines, really awesome to see this side of him

[@ffnovice7]

He's real when he's hard, he's real when he's soft and surprising

[@ffnovice7]

@@nivangunaratne6068 CAIN'T PUSH A ROPE BUT I'LL DIE TRYIN

[@jeffhargrove759]

Theo finally found the guy who can match his "back when I was young" story's" he already came with a used to live with racoons and they were cool story 😂

[@rocky8209]

Lmfao that’s exactly what I thought Lmfaoooo

[@RonBsmoking]

It’s wild here in flint lmao

[@Gio.El.Rodeo.Castillo]

You saw his face he said “ya? 🤨

[@WoahLogannn]

Theo coming in clutch AGAIN for the nightshift crew. Let’s go. Onward.

[@manriquebrian]

Fucking facts lmao I got 3 hours left though 😂

[@ecpcrew1]

2 hours left

[@FADI_TINY]

Absolutely!!

[@hunterstone7800]

3 more to go lol

[@Chunksacado]

we on the grind boys, gang gang

[@thedragonbroke]

Mike Perry is one of my favorite dudes in mma. "Thought you had a friend boy", "your hair is pretty friendly" and the rooster dance in the ring were all great

[@jaysportsenthusiast7632]

This interview was soo fucken entertaining! Idk even know who Mike Perry was until this podcast and literally is one of the most entertaining dudes I’ve heard talk. It’s like Theos Tyler Durdan.😂😂

[@PhonyTerguson.]

HHahaa as an mma hardcore fan its hilarious to hear this. Go down a mike perry rabbit hole is an absolute legend lol

[@__D-B__]

Go watch his ufc interviews and press conferences/weigh ins. Dudes hilarious.

[@adamgriffiths8639]

please watch mike perry's funniest moments he is a crazy funny motherfucker aha

[@samholden1339]

Watch a Mype Sports vid on Mike Perry guy will have you in stitches laughing 😂

[@CBald204]

@@PhonyTerguson. my favorite is "thought you had a friend boy! AAHHHHHHHH!"

[@SiannanIsTheBest]

I never even imagined this duo, but this is the gift I never knew I needed in my life. Amazing! 😂

[@mattmart2888]

Right?! I want them on a podcast together.

[@Spectator182]

100%

[@xancypillosi9497]

Bro Mike perry is a legit character. Dude a g

[@lukejones1175]

Mike perry is a legend and so is theo. Brilliant podcast, thank you both.

[@FADI_TINY]

This podcast I absolutely needed now in my life.

[@chrishandsome4267]

Bro same

[@b.28]

The growth Mike Perry has shown here is honestly admirable. Never know much about him outside the memes, came in here thought itd be a comedy. But after an hour all i have is respect for this man. The real Nigerian pride

[@HeCticCaNine]

There’s so much love for mike than there is hate I hope he knows that well!

[@connorfowler3011]

Them 1AM hitters hit different! Bout to go to bed but get a fresh line of Theo, now I'm UPstairs!!!!

[@kolesteele4242]

Mike Perry’s ultimate bait was his stare down handshake lol. “THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND BOI?! AAAAAHHHHH!” Love it!!!!! Lol

[@aweecuntfromliverpool3111]

Master baiting on stage........he thought he had a friend

[@ryanchampion5036]

Perry a real one! We lucky to have this madman on the scene

[@IndagatorAD4]

Huge comedy fan, huge combat sports fan, this was a very fun conversation to watch and listen to. Thank you all.

[@luvdingoedits]

That transition from mike perry talking about his swearing kid to a ad starting with “Better help! Get help for yourself!” was funny lol

[@kimmacharia5966]

I actually just nearly died choking on my spliff to this moment while reading the comments, gang gang 😂😂

[@luvdingoedits]

@@kimmacharia5966 Lmaoo amazing

[@Trapmint]

Cant believe you got one of the best african american Welterweights in the UFC on!! gang gang

[@BeersWithMyDogs]

It says his nationality is American. He’s referred to himself as a white kid before. I could be wrong But.

[@1.21gigawatts2]

@@BeersWithMyDogs It's a joke among the MMA community. Mike Perry is 2 percent African.

[@BeersWithMyDogs]

@@1.21gigawatts2 your completely right haha my bad .

[@tyronealaka6537]

@@1.21gigawatts2 his mum can have 100 Percent in her if she wants

[@justinlibbey8579]

@@BeersWithMyDogs ain’t no way this guy thought Perry was black bro

[@JorgeP980]

The podcast no one expected but everybody needed

[@PatientBoat]

Nice to see Theo getting some culture and diversity on his podcast. Another fantastic episode. Onward.

[@PointlessRhetoric]

Today on NPR we have esteemed African American scholar Michael Perry interviewed by reformed racist Louisiana's own Theodore von. They'll be delving into culturally relevant topics from Florida including road rage and teaching your 4 year old how to use mother fucker in every context possible, stay tuned

[@mugshotmarley]

There it is, lmao

[@comedychannel8746]

this was recorded on Juneteenth

[@CornPop2]

Mikes a real ninja

[@iketerrible6661]

@@mugshotmarley 😂

[@ernestobustos1626]

Man I'm glad Mike is doing so well with BKFC. Bro is such a beast and still so down to earth.

[@Seakaye2s]

“I’m trying to be better, I’m trying to be an example” Cut to him showing how GSP goes down on a girl 😂😂😂

[@emilovesyou3005]

I was laughing my ass off because I feel like GSP would do that

[@Seakaye2s]

@@emilovesyou3005 haha right

[@thevaden2024]

@@emilovesyou3005 😂 I hope not lol. GSP is a Chad

[@mattmart2888]

I'm glad to see Mike in a good spot in his life. Rooting for him. He and Theo are hilarious together. Great podcast.

[@amberunthank7209]

I love waking up and finding out a new episode has dropped. The charisma he has with all his guests and how they seem comfortable chilling with him. Its like how can each guest not become great friends with Theo? Love you Theo Von.

[@ffnovice7]

Theo learnt how to navigate the bullshit of the west coast and the bussin of the rest of us, so he's comparatively a breath of fresh air compared to the gelded, melted-plastic personalities of the talk show host wannabes on yt

[@amberunthank7209]

@@ffnovice7 agreed. He is real and that is what I enjoy. I am tired of fake people. Plus he is super kind in real life.

[@ffnovice7]

@@amberunthank7209 I'd be careful though,fren; Theo's still Hollywood, so diversify your emotional investment

[@amberunthank7209]

@@ffnovice7 no worries. I don't have an emotional investment because that would be strange seeing I don't know him.

[@HelpfulConversations]

This Past Weekend is easily my favorite Pod & it aint even close .

[@johnjenkins4788]

Can't believe this has been out 2 weeks and I've only just found it. Big fan of both these dudes. Classic.

[@wilfredoochoa5624]

The conversation between these is so smooth not forced at all, great podcast 👏

[@keithyp8427]

Mike, you're right, we do love you over here in England. So happy about this interview 🤩

[@pleasantvalley85]

The way he passionately stood up and adjusted his Fanny pack to the side so Theo could punch his stomach lmaoooo

[@chadlayman2799]

1:03:47 "Whos gonna bare knuckle spar you?" "Nobody....no kids will" Theos a straight legend🤣🤘

[@taitonfla.2026]

Mike is way more grounded than i thought. Cool dude. Great podcast!

[@agm2499]

These 2 should have their own podcast. Them interviewing guest, or maybe a reality show of them living togther.

[@Snarf_Le_Wombat]

They should have a bare knuckle match but Mike only gets his left hand

[@josephfowler8458]

As a fan I’m really happy to see Mike seems like he’s in a much better place. Good for you and your family Mike.

[@youngman7600]

Always rooting for this dude

[@ryanjames9334]

This is a real story of a guy who changed his life for the better and as we all know that very hard to do.

[@Blyxis]

Mike “who gets down like me!?!” Terrified Theo “I don’t know anyone”

[@THEpaulyBOY44]

I love Mike Perry he’s always been a straight G in my opinion respect from the UK 🇬🇧

[@TomAkers23]

From UK or like Australia because it's just UK and Asia over there

[@9billiondogs]

real shit we love a proper scrappy bastard like perry

[@ThinWhiteLuke]

@@TomAkers23 if you know you know. Like the great philosophical genius Max Holloway says “it is what it is”.

[@RyanZe89]

Top G

[@ThinWhiteLuke]

@Henzo8i8 Michael Venom Page is in Bare Knuckle boxing? I thought he was the cash cow of Bellator?

[@josephwade6061]

Perry is the realist dude in any organization, I feel he'd be the same no matter how much money he do or don't make 💯 that's why imma a huge fan Love that guy

[@Munrogym24]

Theo von is probably one of the funniest guys without meaning it I’ve ever seen 😂

[@marklaverty2426]

Top bloke and I wish him all the success in the future I really think bkb is the best sport for him to achieve his goals I also wish him happiness in his life with his family much love

[@ChauncyCharm]

I think hes fighting MVP next... ...so expect him to get kod

[@marklaverty2426]

@@ChauncyCharm yeah mate just seen that yesterday I think mvp will be too fast and long for him but perry can take a punch so maybe he can get inside and hurt him but I'm more on the side of him getting beat

[@karenserrano3371]

@@ChauncyCharm naw

[@multitablez]

4 minutes in they discuss racoons entering and living in their home and 5 star restaurants lmao

[@chriskerns9244]

Lmfao the way Mike nods after Theo says "thinking he was in regular education" I laughed so god damned hard 😂

[@blessedone1845]

Had to go back and watch that hahaha

[@chriskerns9244]

@@blessedone1845 I finished the pod and then went back to make sure it was as funny the second time. It was 🤣

[@mistermxyzptlk7841]

@@chriskerns9244 What's the timestamp on that, lol.

[@samholden1339]

@@mistermxyzptlk7841 11:30

[@nickshapiro15]

Lollll I assumed all y’all would have slept on that

[@brennanmccormick2319]

This episode was awesome, Mike Perry is an awesome dude seems super chill to be around as long as you’re a decent person lol

[@johnteque23]

This is why I enjoy PODCASTS Because 2 of my favorite ppl on the same podcast can talk about LIFE And enjoy it to the max

[@megagene]

"I would sell a little bit of weed, but mostly I was doin' dish work." -Theo Von

[@tacotacotington3638]

Was waiting for this one to drop ever since Mike tweeted about it! So hyped

[@stephentyree9296]

I love these interviews with athletes and other non comedy people, because you get to see how fun and light they are. It helps humanize them and make them seem like more than athletes/ actors/ musicians. They ARE more than that and this gives us a great chance to see and hear that.

[@momiko4904]

incredible. this is something special and was very grounding 2 watch. great work Theo and Mike!!!!!

[@ameeraqel1227]

This is one of the greatest human interactions I’ve ever seen in my life 🤣

[@michaelbobadilla]

“The Platinum Rat King” would be a hell of a fighter nickname

[@budwhite9781]

Holy shit. That is a great new name👍

[@wheydwressur8714]

the platinum rat

[@kingt0295]

Nah

[@scarfaceos4286]

The GSP part 35:25 had me dying lmao 🤣

[@ProtectoroftheRealm]

Bro thanks for that.

[@fantasyfilters580]

GSP has to look of a sex addict . Those eyes and accent

[@thirdeyesharp3213]

“I can see em in there… JUST FUCKIN!” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@boxingproff7627]

"DO IT YOU'RE TOUGH!" "AAAAHHHHHH!"

[@danerwinde7717]

mike perry has no idea just how much he's beloved

[@joshieboi8082]

Mike Fuckin Perry! So humble yet he will always be his own league

[@cubearos3934]

21:30 The juxtaposition of talking about little kids cussing then the ad for better help is perfect. Well done!

[@hinglemccringleberry9494]

The greatest black ufc fighter of all time

[@ohoward512]

The product of when u dump the drinking water from Flint, Michigan into the Everglade swamps of South Florida . Platinum Perry

[@kanyeeast1340]

Peak Apex humanity shit

[@marksmith3991]

Bro this was a great podcast. You gotta be able to learn from people, I like what I learned about Mike Perry.

[@jas1511]

Good luck to Mike man. Hope to see him back in the UFC down the line.

[@xcaluhbration]

Mike stayed up all night playing Sea of Thieves and drinking. My BLACK BROTHA ✊🏾

[@mrsaumty]

Knowing Mike Perry plays Sea of Thieves makes me feel better about myself

[@jedishinobi9399]

Yeah trolling ppl. Lol. Too funny.

[@mrsaumty]

@@jedishinobi9399 You already know He's talking hella shit on there lol

[@jedishinobi9399]

@@mrsaumty facts

[@princevegeta-son]

THEO WENT STRAIGHT THANOS ON GUEST CHOICE TODAY!!! MIKE PERRY THE GOAT!!

[@ed3nt268]

Theo should have gave him a pound of weed like Lil Boosie

[@elonmusk7337]

Theo to the moon 🚀

[@merctater4873]

@@elonmusk7337 WHat are you doing in the comment section of a stand-up comedians podcast lol

[@craigmills6275]

This was awesome. “You are probably more famous than michael jai white. He’s just in a bunch of shitty Netflix movies.” Lol.

[@crayontown5901]

I burst out laughing when he said that lmfao

[@Stroh538]

Was funny, but Michael would murder Mike in a fight

[@branmanforshure]

​@@Stroh538 Michael is 55, and only knows the lesser effective striking arts (karate, tkd). Perry is 30 in his prime a professional bk boxer and former UFC fighter, he would literally murder MJW

[@isaachudson7285]

Holy shit…Mike Perry managed to make a mini Mike Perry. Thank you Jesus.

[@tobbeterrier586]

Love how Mike casually plays ses of thieves in his spare time and getting drunk while doing it. Legend i life.

[@Itzboss101]

I dont know if theo reads these I highly doubt he does but dude.. You've made me a better person, opened my mind to different things. Made me stop and take a second to just enjoy life in the moment. Your energy is contagious, everything about you is. Even through KZbin I feel it. Seeing your pod or seeing you on king and the sting just makes my day , literally. I love you brother, you're an amazing dude. Definitely a gift from heaven.

[@thegrinderman1090]

@Beline Dawska What does someone's age, personal issues, or level of 'success' have to do with the impact they have on others? Genuine question.

[@Tajso8]

@Beline Dawska and still i would rather have him as a friend for 1 day then you for whole life, no offense

[@everythingallin4905]

What a beast man I hope nothing but the best for this guy. Hell of a life to live.

[@adamcombs2739]

When Mike was describing GSP eating booty, funniest moment ever. 35:10

[@ctand91]

😂

[@vince3893481]

Time stamp ? 😂😂

[@dadbot4359]

Time stamp you monster.

[@adamcombs2739]

@@dadbot4359 u right. Tbc..

[@innocentbabiesakathebestfe8238]

you're tough! Do It!!

[@fbiburneraccount]

I missed this when it came out. This convoy is very much 2 homies.

[@laughitoff3099]

Great Interview Love you my brothers

[@GypsiAAA]

As soon as i seen mike perry and theo von in my notifications, had to stop everything and go on KZbin LFG 💥💥💥

[@garrettcollins9]

1:08:07 had me rolling, was so excited to see Mike was on the Pod! Keep bringing on the fighters Theo 👊 Gang Gang.

[@skoshow8418]

“That was school, bruh!”

[@johnnydelrome]

Theo punching Mike is an all time TPW moment.

[@bloodsweatandbeers9670]

Seriously seeing these 2 together is fuckin epic. By far my favorite guest to date. who doesn't want to see Perry succeed wherever he goes? Very few. 2 Legends who ain't even remotely retired

[@erikwalters3009]

We need an army of Mike Perry in America no doubt about it

[@jxalmada66]

Theo subbed hard and sat down IMMEDIATELY after hitting him 🤣

[@A_Guy123]

“Who gets down like me?” “Well I mean I can’t think of anyone, not off the top of my head” lmaoooo

[@UFCresultsweekly]

Yess theo you should replace neanderthal brendan for mike all day

[@Therealtorjosue]

One of the best podcast I’ve seen in a while it really makes you realize how human fighters are

[@Dublin24]

MIKE PERRY THE PEOPLES CHAMP so happy he done very well since left UFC

[@ohoward512]

Most everybody’s favorite black fighter and favorite podcaster

[@ProducerKeylo]

Interview with a loose cannon. Theos a brave soul 😂

[@codybolt2744]

When Theo hits that studder at 38:53 😂😂😂 legit in tears

[@deanobrien2021]

34:39 what was that ?? Lol

[@codybolt2744]

@@deanobrien2021 straight gold😂😂

[@iLengzai]

my favorite fighter and comedian doing a podcast, what a time to be alive

[@jameswatson2894]

Mike Perry looting and being a sweat lord in Sea of Thieves is epic as fuck