Ari Shaffir | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Ari Shaffir joins This Past Weekend for the third time, chatting with Theo about continental breakfast, Twitter, cheating fishermen, inbreeding, and the timely release of his new special "Jew".
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Ari Shaffir is a stand-up comedian, writer and host of the podcast Skeptic Tank. His new special “Jew” is out now on KZbin. bit.ly/3UP3OV1
Ari’s website: www.arishaffir.com/
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[@TheoVon]

bit.ly/theo-von

[@bobthompson4319]

have joey diaz on the podcast sometime

[@4l3xpictures]

So lovely that Ari gets absolutely all of Theo's jokes

[@richardcastleman4894]

How dense are j€₩

[@HeinzizBaKeD]

I love Theo. He is like if your pet dog could talk to you. Full of wonder and always happy to talk about shit.

[@joemullins8830]

Why would you want to talk about SHIT ?

[@JennaVonLucius]

Lmfao that's hilarious because its a super accurate description 😅

[@PuerRidcully]

@@JennaVonLucius It's super inaccurate and superficial description. The dude is deeply troubled and masks it with humor. I like his comedy though.

[@customerguy8581]

Tremendous.

[@customerguy8581]

​@@PuerRidcullymy dog has troubles too

[@Delphius-]

Theo, you have a very large amount of people that will always support you. We understand how life can be and we all need breaks. Much love, Brother!

[@MrJderoche]

Theo seems like he’s doing some serious soul searching, hope you find what you’re looking for brother! Much love, gang✌🏻

[@rockinrobin]

been like dat forever son

[@marsoblivi0n945]

I read this much love gay brother.

[@dgh4918]

All the love to Theo, dude is as legit and genuine as it gets. It's quite apparent.

[@fishfire_2999]

The crowd he has been rolling with are seasoned players tough shoes to fill .

[@rustincole_w1339]

Ran into a guy at the Airport also wearing a Be Good to Yourself hoodie ... Complete strangers and we hugged it out, took a picture. Haha. It was awesome.

[@jimmyjunk8498]

hahahahahahahahahahaha oh my.

[@Rogersensei93]

That was a confidential hug Cole

[@shijo222]

Super awesome!!!!!

[@MrBlackbergk]

Gang gang man!!

[@A13143]

Literally creating love and laughs around the world, love to see it

[@Magic_dawn]

When Ari isnt going for the joke and he's just having a real conversation, he's pretty intelligent and honest. Very funny special btw.

[@uhhcoolstory5627]

100%

[@samanthab1923]

They seem to enjoy each other’s company too. 😀

[@puffyirakunji6306]

Ummmm well yeah..... he is one of them. Lol😉🇮🇱

[@tylerploucha291]

I thought the same thing...very cool

[@ZEH0]

@Nanners shut upppp

[@Oggydog313]

Ari is the only dude outta Rogans group of friends that didn't let it go to his head..

[@sydurgraham7760]

It's because they've been friends since like the early 2000s, so Ari actually knows Joe on a personal level, not just as a podcast guest. They're actual friends, which is why Ari doesn't get that intimidation/yes-man attitude from Joe that a lot of his single-serving guests have.

[@MisterK-YT]

Theo’s the man for bringing up the special so early in the pod. I like when hosts let people plug their stuff early instead of making them wait for the end. That’s good peoples.

[@Inspiringami]

I appreciate the honesty about being burnt out. Real honest raw authenticity gets the MOST respect from this gal

[@Ruckus333]

Yeah he's been talking about taking a trip travel a bit.

[@Last_Chance.]

I agree the honesty is refreshing these days. Nothing but love and respect Theo and the tpw family. I hope you have a beautiful day sweetheart

[@crackthefoundation_]

❤‍🩹Gang

[@jakedesarno4313]

"A papercut with a positive attitude" I fucking love this man😂

[@valentinecabanigii8529]

Theo calling Ari “Jewmar Chase, you’re going deeeeep!” after opening up about Ari’s special 😂😂

[@dementegg]

What a fun easy conversation, perfect listen for a long drive.

[@afuzzykkitten]

Theo: "No, I mean an actual wife, not a sex." Ari: ".........oh"

[@chrisspeyrer3328]

😂😂😂

[@PaulWTaber-zd8ds]

Time stamp

[@mostlyheard7352]

@@PaulWTaber-zd8ds 56:25

[@Bearsbest]

No face guy is the most Theo story I’ve heard I can’t believe it was from Ari 😂

[@Kanggaxx]

Hahah true

[@jamiesloan7259]

Ari was a great guest to have on. I had heard of him several times, but didn’t really know him. Now, I’m a fan.

[@gavinrush4995]

How can you not know Ari? One of the greats

[@Sniperboy5551]

Theo and Ari make me laugh my ass off, perfect combination of personalities that just works so well to crack me the fuck up

[@cloudbloom]

It's rare seeing Ari laugh so hard, I knew Theo would get it out of him with them hitters. Praise God🙏

[@calihuntfish7163]

Praise God 🙏🏼🤣

[@ben5207]

Praise god.. continue

[@bjorknasty2870]

Them two handed hard hitters, b

[@KingDeuceDroppa]

@@ben5207 onward

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

god? same god who lets kids get raped and die of lukimia? some god eh? ask a rape victims or somone whos lost a child if they prayed hard enough... you child grow up there is no god your worship a demon who threatens you with damnation if you dont give worship. children look to fairy tales because they cant protect themselves

[@Crossword131]

Ari's special was so good. Watched it back to back and then showed it to my son. Ari's bringing families together. Gestart it.

[@Lucky14970]

Yeah, first Kobe, now this!! Flawless line of logic brought to you by, Jigsaw's over the top flaming homosexual cousin, Crossword131

[@MrJake9998]

The helicopter brought Kobe closer together with his ancestors

[@Crossword131]

@@Lucky14970 You may wanna tighten that up. I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere -- but who's flaming? Who's jigsaw? (from the Saw movies? ...there's a timely & relevant reference.) And would the flimsy logic you reference be that Ari's special was legit funny? Or that he's "bringing families together?" A roast or a joke has to be easily grasped at all reference points. You just brain faятеd fragments that *don't add up to a coherent statement.* Start there. Then graduate to funny. You get an F. For fecal.

[@BeerPongChampion2691]

Theo talking about the fan missing 70% of his skull had me crying. S-tier content

[@rancewhite9312]

After watching Theo for several years, Ive finally realized that Theo is one of the only natural antidepressants of my life. Im not into that hippy shit about auras, cosmic signs or whatever, but he can literally change your entire mood. 😂

[@dgh4918]

Bro seriously, ole natural.

[@Regina-bu5fm]

You should open your heart more to what you call "hippy shit". Spiritual practice can change your consciousness and connect you to your higher self. Learning to listen to the universe will change anyone for the better

[@user-cc9vw4mo6g]

@@Regina-bu5fm it’s all fake lol only you can make yourself happy not hippy shit

[@LeeLee-cy7jk]

Same.

[@trakkertheselecta3345]

A good laugh for sure is one of them, as well as exercise for me, I’m well aware some can’t do that but yeah that’s another even jus a dog you take for walks

[@oiitzME1266]

Lmao Theo's subtle gestapo joke was great 😆

[@francieleone]

It was. Lol

[@dalesomething]

Theo wearing Yeezy’s for this interview is the subtle hilarity and genius that we love about this guy.

[@Trickmyster777]

Theo hates Jews too

[@sailguns9332]

You’re reaching

[@bingle12765]

He Always wears yeezys

[@herpallday1284]

He doesn’t think about it as deep as you.

[@CRonaldo365]

Think you made that up in your head

[@lovemeeme14forever]

“I feel like i’m in the cheapest saw movie” ahahahaha too quick w it

[@ryanleblanc6817]

I'm happy for Ari and his new special. I've been watching him make the podcast rounds. I think him and Theo have the best chemistry. They are very comfortable with each other.

[@noashohat8380]

you should watch him on tigerbelly

[@leslierosenstrauch5182]

Theo listen to Ari and take a month off we all love you and we'll be here when you get back 💕

[@maddogsk8er86]

This is such a silly episode, I friggin' love this combo.

[@Last_Chance.]

As you should

[@AM-fs8sh]

"This is about perception". Theo Von Ari is amazing. His special is artful, insightful, and hilarious.

[@AceTK24]

Theo talking about the guy with a dented skull then moments later putting his hat on that is dented in the same spot is unintentionally hilarious 😂

[@jeffreystine7068]

I can’t stop watching the dent in the hat

[@josecuello1607]

"Gestop it" - 10/10 Theo well done

[@Zara_Brown]

I just left tiger belly with Ari to come watch this. Theo & Ari is a must see. Gang gang ✌🏻❤

[@espio23ify]

same

[@lmister1]

@@espio23ify fk tiger belly

[@chaselassen69]

Me too lol

[@yourmumsahoe1]

i mean couldve just finished the podcast then came here. not like its going anywhere

[@M4ko1]

Same

[@_215Juice]

I now realize that Ari is one of the most underrated comedians. even with the fame he has. I wish him more success

[@funkiemunkie79]

I’ve been a fan from Day 1, and seen every podcast you’ve been on. This is one of the best ones I’ve seen. Just two friends having a real life conversation. Love ya Theo!!! You and Ari were great, and I’m definitely watching and donating to Ari tonight!! Gang brotha, keep on trucking!!!

[@mxxico]

Getting nice and stoned for this one

[@mxxico]

@@jessme81 bong rips for everyone

[@BlackJim]

Same

[@TokyoRefuge]

Totally, take the podcast on the road Theo! Great idea. Ari knows what's up.

[@kadecampbell1761]

Love you Theo everyone’s struggling so it’s nice to see people take a break and relax

[@Cheffonthebeat]

"Gestapit" was the hardest I've ever laughed at a one-liner holy shit😂

[@tucker8830]

New meaning to “I’m upstairs” Special was great, Ari!

[@killsamcotter]

Ari seems to be one of the few comedians who truly gets Theo's style of comedy. I'd listen to these two together weekly.

[@user-kc8hw9pu9q]

The excitement ari gets trying to persuade theo into going travelling is what friendship looks like 👍

[@geradcoder2918]

I've love these two for decades, and to see them on here was truly special.

[@Bacon__SteezBurger]

“I guess a chase bank bit him on the way in” just sent me into an uncontrollable laughing/wheezing fit in the middle of my quiet af office 😂🤣 thank you for that, I needed that

[@mimishandle]

Love the energy of effortless banter. two good men really good at telling stories lmao 🥰

[@timmueller9095]

Big love guys. You can see the difference in Theo from previous shows. Never stop

[@cdizzy42069]

Theo is such a chill ass dude, always such a genuine seeming vibe with most of his guests, especially Ari!

[@ridelandino4201]

Good conversation by two great comics. Thanks for the good podcast guys

[@JCSuperSpeed]

This is a 5 star episode. You dudes are talking about things that everyone needs to hear, and it's all common sense. See you in Corpus, Theo!

[@henryhager1269]

Yeah I can’t believe those fishermen were frauds. Glad the word is out

[@pissyellowporchcouch]

14:16 I’ve actually been to that little diner and you’re not wrong it took me 25 minutes to have the best grilled cheese sandwich of my entire life and I stood there over a garbage can outside on the street with a huge smile on my face

[@shainebabjeck9403]

Ge-stop it

[@NOOBNOOB007]

You and Ari are so calming to listen to, and relatable I feel like I'm w my best friends. I thoroughly enjoyed this podcast!

[@Last_Chance.]

Thanks for watching

[@Max-xr2ip]

These two really need a podcast together, great chemistry love it

[@deborahdobbie]

Agreed!!

[@YouuoY.]

💯

[@shonathenrichards361]

I feel like itd pitter out slowly if they did it every week but I think hes a great reoccurring guest

[@csnyder10]

Lol feel like this comment is on almost all of his episodes

[@JBGC916]

I'm just glad Theo ain't fkn w Bappa no more. Oh well! Back to the fryers for me!

[@forrated2328]

lets goo theo working hard with the content! im excited for this one!

[@racheller8753]

Theo's radiating Good vibrations!!✨

[@CBG2895]

For anybody who doesnt know, when Theo was talking about the guys grandmother who got scammed, The guy he is referring to is Kitboga on KZbin. Hes an absolute legend with his scammer payback videos on youtube

[@InspectorButters4]

Ari is the man!!! I knew him and Theo would get on perfectly!! Both are able to hang out and say wild stuff without the other one looking at them like they are crazy!! lol 2 totally different peas, but in the same comedy pod. Thanks fellas!!

[@lonelylosersclub8453]

Love how Theo welcomes ari with Yeezys 😂

[@ZimM804]

You caught it!!! Hilarious 😂

[@rxscript7255]

Now what?!

[@dannysalinas8811]

Theo should definitely take Ari's advice on doing the pod for a few months in another country. GANG GANG!!!!!!

[@benjaminsmith7228]

Im so glad you mentioned Brian Regan at the end. I remember laughing at his bit "stupid in school" almost every time I heard it.

[@IceKoldKilla]

I wanna see Theo here in London. Always busy or can't afford a ticket at the time, when comedians come. But I swear I'll see him if he ever comes here (again, if he already has). Literally top 3 favorite comedians alongside Joey Diaz but also Bill Burr. All 3 of them are incredible

[@willbigcrow6609]

19:00 It's nice to see Ari in the light. One Comedian that stays true to who he is no matter what.

[@ptmac333]

Plus he's always shining light on other comedians

[@ajrob77]

I’ve never loved Ari more… what a great podcast

[@Scheboygan8767]

It’s hard for me to respect the guy after he drugged Bert in front of his family. Who in their right mind does that

[@brianbarragan641]

​@@Scheboygan8767a good friend

[@Sickgrass]

Theo is the funniest comedian IMO. He is so naturally funny. Please if you're getting burnt out take breaks, we all need them.

[@Bun_neez]

Thanks for the second podcast this week! I will take it as a surprise birthday gift 🎁 🥰

[@michelladaa]

Lollll me too! 🥹🤌🏽

[@suzem4569]

Happy Birthday my fellow Scorpios!

[@bobdigi500]

Scorpio gang member here too! Respect

[@azapache7910]

Gang! Gang! Scorpios!

[@aaronlambert2673]

Happy Bday

[@JeffBisCamp]

Ari said " Swamp Math " !! That's Awesome 😂👍

[@Madkalibyr]

I’ve so enjoyed hearing Ari doing the rounds recently and will definitely watch his special . Thanks, Jew!

[@betteryou7hanme]

A pod with Theo, Ari, and Duncan would be pure fire.

[@timothyhollis1249]

You the man Theo! Life is good.

[@michaelscorn5324]

Watch your drink around Ari, Theo!

[@jjam1633]

These 2 guys are great individually and great together. Regular conversation with jokes. Thanks for the laughs.

[@ryanrandall1727]

absolutely loved Ari's new special. was hilarious

[@mkmstillstackin]

Love the conversation among these guys. Just two great personalities.

[@masaharumorimoto4761]

Ari's new special is hilarious, I almost blacked out laughing!

[@lunatico981]

Love the highlights. Tried to watch it all but could’t. Boring.

[@jordanfisher9969]

this was refreshing to hear. thanks for the hilarious hour and a half

[@MAJALIJU]

man I actually loved that block around 40:00 where y’all both talked about the weird shit people do to you on the rise and then after….also love Ari’s mention of Patrice’s “stay true to yourself” -- Ari is a true G, pure love of the game

[@Last_Chance.]

Thanks for watching

[@grantrichardson2896]

He must be taking next week off. Well deserved Theo. Let’s go!!

[@adamhernandez858]

Saw you and got the lucky chance to meet you out in SanDiego! Much love to you Theo and I hope you have a blessed Thanksgiving!!!

[@TILLMANSCOTT07]

I loved the special! Didn't even know about the donations so went and dropped some love

[@aaronedwards3007]

Two pods in a week?! What did we do to deserve this?🤘

[@Livingstonx97x]

We dealt with schaub on king and the sting when Theo was there, so we deserve this.

[@zzsaul8075]

I couldn’t believe it lol

[@jaredpeck4815]

Ari dropped a special thats what happened this time

[@skinnyl1zard836]

Gang gang 🤘😁🤘

[@Eugenia_Farms]

@@skinnyl1zard836 we watch these guys to give them money thats what happened

[@sf19]

I have never been this early to a Theo video

[@J4themperor]

Always am. Best podcast to let play while you're getting shit done

[@stephenhamlin5066]

Me either

[@acougarscub]

Theo is living full time UPSTAIRS Baby! Keep up the great work Theo!

[@keyboardemperor3540]

Love you Ari. Your stand up is okay, but personally you're the best podcast guest I've ever listened to and I watch ALL pods. Loved the chemistry here, u gotta visit more often.

[@chrism3440]

Ari and Theo would be a killer podcast. I've never seen these two laugh so hard.

[@MoGomez13]

The message from Theo (Ari) to Stevie there was the best example of humor in its truest form

[@derivedcunt1814]

these guys are so fast & witty! makes for great podcast

[@bridgelaurie9490]

Never thought I’d hear good advice from Ari but that shit he said about apologizing when you are wrong was huge

[@IceKoldKilla]

Theo, we will always be here if you ever gotta take time off. Are you kidding? One of the best comedians ever needs time off to be human? That's not even a question. Do it. We all need breaks from life, from society and in his case, the industry.

[@greenpilltheory6649]

"Sorry to hear about the fire." Classic.

[@msnbmnt]

@45:55 kills me...the comedic timing between the two of them is so on point

[@elnick6918]

i can confirm, this is a certified hood classic

[@stevn7489]

Certified Urban Classic

[@GregorHann]

What a treat, Ari and Theo! I am indeed upstairs today.

[@Last_Chance.]

Hold it down up there brother... Hold it down

[@JohanErikssonSWE]

Ari is such a special guy, i did not fall in love with his comedy first time i hear him, but he grew on me... we all know thats the kind of love that lasts. Love you Ari, you are a good voice to listen to. Happy for you Theo, i know you really like Ari so its awesome to see you have him on and spend some quality time. 💖💛💚

[@planbnewssource8259]

Love you Theo, was about to watch Dana Carvey now it's going to have wait for Ari's episode.

[@ralphie027]

Ari's special is fantastic.

[@kjdotson1972]

Love u Theo Von! U make me smile and laugh when nothing else can. Mental health matters and your podcast is better than any antidepressant I can take! #GangGang

[@og.juan.kanoby]

P R E A C H ! #GANGGANG

[@Lucky14970]

Never trust people who split their last name. Suspect from the jump. Anyone willing to advertise not just one last name, but 2 or more is for one, obviously greedy(Oh what, 1 last name couldn't suffice?), two, what, are you trying to tell us that wherever you are from there's already several Kimberly J. Prince's roaming around and the only way to come up with some sort of division is adding more last names? You're not helping your case with the whole mental health diatribe, and yes, imagine that "mind blowing" revelation; "Mental health matters..." For a moment I somehow fell under the impression that mental health was irrelevant and nothing could possibly ever go wrong if that was left to mature and spread without intervention. Yah know, I kinda was looking forward to an endless shitload of wannabe despot "leaders" who on a whim might do something like decide to feed you, your immediate family and two generations out of associated relatives(1st cousins, aunts, uncles, 2nd cousins, same, same) to packs of ravenous wild dogs that are KEPT HUNGRY... Just because you accidently rolled your eyes at said despot! All I'm sayin' lady is.... Youuuuu sus as fahk!

[@kjdotson1972]

@@Lucky14970 I'm glad my 2 last names had you so emotionally distraught that you felt implored to type all your thoughts out in a reply to my comment!

[@Lucky14970]

@@kjdotson1972 #GangGang

[@Last_Chance.]

Thanks for watching

[@ZenithHeptone1109]

45:11-48:00 belongs in a museum. Theo: "And first, you have to describe the woman's...uhhh...vulva maybe or something? I don't know what it's called, uvula?..." Ari: "Püssy?" Theo: "Yeah. Yeah, you gotta describe that." And the "drawn with a shotgun/paper cut with a positive attitude" line is borderline Shakespearean. Bless you, Theo.

[@MYkeyS]

Theo said septic tank at the end...just gold🤣🤣

[@queen.cigarette]

Ari's new special is the best "hour" I've seen since Louis CK Live at the Beacon. Even at 1.5 hours long it leaves you wanting more.

[@Last_Chance.]

Easy now. It's good but not ck at the beacon good.

[@bmthornell]

Have you seen “This year’s Material” by Joe list?

[@queen.cigarette]

@@bmthornell Yeah

[@seanjuan9470]

You can tell these guys aren't just 'comedy friends.' They truly care about each other. This is going out to the public and Ari still couldn't put on the POS schtick. Love it.

[@djsaintmichael]

Own up to your faults!!! I love that, it breaks the tension immediately!!!!!

[@Kleigh-vg1dp]

Theo looks better here than I've seen him in a while. Love him.🖤

[@conradbarrett6]

Ari is right.. def take time off if you need it .. we’ll still be here when you come back big fella