Tom Segura | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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[@inFiniteTraCer]

“I don’t know, dude. If I knew, man, I would know. You know?” -Theo Von

[@slomofo]

Same

[@francoson3811]

Time stamp?

[@mikelary88]

Franc Oson 35:41

[@tukRfukR]

Yep. I know, bro. You know?

[@alieninstallation50]

gettin philosophical now haha 35:37

[@jedidiahlongtree341]

35:41 "I don't know, dude. If I knew man, I would know, you know?" - Theo Von, 2019

[@PlightOfAMan]

WhatHighThink Podcast that might have legit pissed Tom off..

[@newsrapper]

One of the funniest things ever said

[@dvmn1]

I knew someone would quote that

[@villehamalainen2541]

That's deep

[@alexakimov]

You don't know til ya know.

[@joescott2561]

I'm still laughing at the guy that said he's high af and for the first 30 minutes , he tried to figure out why there is a flaming glass of orange juice😂😂😂

[@Vikanuck]

“I feel like if I knew, I’d know, you know?” Words to live by Theo 👊

[@thatguy-ip4bs]

Just stopped giggling from this, cacked myself 😂😂😂

[@gr8fakeh8monger]

I'm definitely going to use this daily. Until the day I die

[@christopherbrock921]

I caught that too 😂

[@RRRRobbbb]

I’m high af and spent the first 30 seconds of this video trying to figure out why there’s a glass of orange juice on fire.

[@tylersnick1684]

Lmfao

[@armandocarranco7960]

Wtf lol

[@sylviem.1299]

Yep drugs make me you stoopid.

[@itzAyden]

Lol

[@spLiffyFOUR20]

my high ass was watching the the very first 30 seconds and rewinding trying to find this glass of OJ on fire... took me 3 minutes to give up and then see it on the table later... lmao.

[@TheFastballs]

Hearing Tom say, "Dunking looks fun" now is probably the best foreshadowing to his upcoming year possible

[@Drpeazy]

@Jesus Isn'tReal you are all right now that’s thatroadthe the on up goingwhat’swhywhat’s I aaaattrwhy

[@booowie8374]

@@Drpeazy cops r after u

[@SS-L.O.T.O.]

And him saying he wishes he was black , maybe his accident might not have happened lmao

[@donniefights5668]

Hahaha yooo unreal

[@fsttag1]

@@booowie8374 lmfaoooooooo dude yes!! They told me they were coming after that guy..

[@mikep7.]

“I speak enough Spanish to work in a kitchen.” Not even 5 mins in and Theos already got me in stitches 😂🤣🤣

[@Orange45ajfi]

Do really a lot of mexicans work in the Food industry in america?

[@Rowsy91]

@@Orange45ajfi bruh they all do lmao

[@Orange45ajfi]

@@Rowsy91 lol

[@Nephetssings]

Imagine thinking that’s funny

[@mikep7.]

@@Nephetssings you’ve clearly never worked in a kitchen

[@wigglethemiddle1]

I like Theo because he’s honest and isn’t afraid to admit he doesn’t know something. Sincerity is sorely needed nowadays

[@mjstevens92]

So sincere and endearing. It's so refreshing.

[@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM]

​@@mjstevens92just like ur m o m

[@especiallyabsent]

Until Tom is like "the bill is like $11, what am I supposed to do, calculate?" And Theo just busts out 15% without thinking about it.

[@germancondor4745]

Its nice to see Tom reach out and form a friendship with his first son’s father

[@Cryptic-cy3xr]

Haha

[@vigusdna3760]

😂 Lmao

[@guillermomaradiaga7165]

German Condor wow

[@dopeinfertility]

Rick james " cold blooded"

[@forbin1185]

😅😂🤣😅😂🤣

[@stefanod2402]

"I don't know dude. If I knew, man, I would know. Ya know?"

[@CH-ml4rz]

“Yeah.” ded

[@JWitt30]

#TheoLogic

[@C.A.D.]

My favorite part is that it made perfect sense

[@OKULTRACOMEDY]

This is why he's always reminded me of a weird Louisiana Mitch Hedberg

[@GlidgetRonan]

This statement that Theo said was very interesting to me. What he is essentially saying here is, "If I knew, I would tell you, I try not to hide anything". He comes across as such a genuine guy it makes my heart sing.

[@conorbanaszkiewicz4887]

Theo saying 48 and Tom thinking for a split second he meant 48 years apart before Theo explained that was her age is the most underrated moment in this episode

[@OnlyBrans]

Feels more like he’s ‘Yes and’-ing

[@timvarano5562]

He was probably thinking.. "my wife is 48....."

[@samanthaorick2280]

"But when I ask my inner spirit did it happen.."🤣 I laughed out loud. It's takes a lot for me to laugh out loud cause I'm dead inside, but great episode, I also adore Tom.

[@lorettadobson902]

Someone made feel like that once,then one day I stop crying about what was lost and gone then I seen it for the blessing full of life lessons thanking God once again for saving me giving me strength, that was in 17' now fuck that insane narcissistic waste of oxygen AN EX= PRIME EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO DO AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣

[@thatslavicdude]

@@lorettadobson902 dude you sound fuckin crazy lmao stop trauma dumping in the comment section 💀can you not afford a therapist or something? 😂😭

[@3EBstudio]

'Bobby is like a war veteran who didn't even serve' lol ... loooool.

[@vikdhillon3764]

His dad was his war.

[@brandon4391]

@@vikdhillon3764 with Bobby Lee’s body yes!

[@matthewwilson4742]

Note the time

[@westofwahpeton4692]

Tom looks like the very outside piece of those Russian nesting dolls.

[@susie7336]

Trooper Jett 🥇

[@grantstonex]

Wow. Well fucking done. One of the best/original slams i've seen in the comments.

[@Ervinabrahamian]

I think they call those Babooshkas, which I also believe is the russian word for Grandma

[@yig_501]

@@Ervinabrahamian i believe so you are right about babooshka lol im english i call my gma babooshka lol

[@RK-ti2qq]

Gold

[@OdintheGermanShepherd]

Theo has become my favorite podcaster. Dude is funny.

[@cheatingiscompeting3647]

It's funny how different guest bring out different side. This one is way different than with bert k.

[@dr.goodvibespubgclipsmusic6667]

&😊😅😅MN 'k 😅6😅

[@dr.goodvibespubgclipsmusic6667]

​@@cheatingiscompeting3647 656

[@acebondage9200]

A comedian is funny? Unheard of

[@OdintheGermanShepherd]

@@acebondage9200 totally unheard of…great observation…! LOLOL

[@sybilgillespie8019]

I love listening to theo at night when I'm laying in bed going to sleep. But I have to turn it off because I start laughing Everytime. So funny.

[@DishRag1]

This comment right here

[@belinedawska6363]

Oh yeah

[@angelaseymour4464]

Me TOO!!! Exactly!!

[@davidlrogers]

1:44:00 "i have bad circulation, in my legs; in my arms i can do almost anything" - Tom's face lmfaooo

[@DatHombre]

@@corbinwhite9383 so funny /s

[@owenschilling7707]

Genius bit, it seems effortless

[@susie7336]

Dave Rogers Tom’s thinking, “wow! This guy is hilarious!”

[@MegaFlorest]

@@susie7336 I think he appreciated Theo's non sequitur, quirkyness, but it's "Cool guys" that Tom truly find hilarious: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqa5aGBmiNxlhJI

[@ruggerosmith1167]

Corbin White it's spelled "cock".

[@nefo8167]

“Bobby is a throw pillow that occasionally does things” 😂😂😂

[@GodsNode]

laughed out loud and I haven't even heard this part yet.

[@dakronikles]

Oh my goddddd

[@Ghostwolf173]

almost made Tom spit up his water.

[@KrystalMimms]

"...it got weird towards the end" "It got weird towards the end IN COURT" LOL that was an underrated line

[@HernandezCuhh]

Theo Von: “I don’t know dude. If I knew man, I would know, you know?”

[@Mslalastephanie]

Tom: she was so hideous Theo: was she strong at least?

[@wingnutmcspazatron3957]

This dude's brain is... beyond the average person's.

[@hambone3145]

I know lmao I was dying

[@ibe4205]

@@Mike-sp4iz I always think about this and I think it’s a combo of both

[@wingnutmcspazatron3957]

@@Mike-sp4iz Bruh, I'm saying only a magical brain can think of such a thing to say no matter what the purpose.

[@rockyevans1584]

@@wingnutmcspazatron3957 his Forte is surmising, he's quick but you need to get out more. He's funny, but you being blown away speaks more to your limited interactions than some unrecognized genius on display.

[@jrg1121]

The stories these guys are passing are super interesting. They've both lived such unique lives.

[@user-xq8fu8pq2w]

U can tell Theo asking Tom to take him on a Spanish comedy tour was from the bottom of his heart

[@dannymadrid1822]

🎉, rigj2ón 😅

[@adamc9771]

#TheoGate has spawned the best free unintentional interest for these two dudes to talk to each other.

[@johnedward8352]

Unintentional? Hmmm maybe. Maybe manufactured? Nothing better for views and likes than some scandal!

[@adamc9771]

@@johnedward8352 100% curated by the fans and then tom and theo brilliantly went along with it.

[@RK-re5tj]

We're pawns in their game

[@Alextruthful]

Manifest destiny

[@vincebay1798]

Everybody likes to laugh and be happy. That’s the message

[@timaldridge84]

The 1st openly gay fighter was Brendan Schaub. Come on Theo you knew this

[@ivoxvxi7482]

Man went out with ronda rousey, youve no business calling him gay 😂

[@jswany72]

Underrated comment 👌🏻

[@northeastslingshot1664]

@@ivoxvxi7482 Rhonda " strap-on " Rousey?

[@johng8671]

@@northeastslingshot1664 Haha Navi out here pretending he doesn't want to be dominated and hip tossed by Ronda, what a time to be alive

[@patrickoneal4082]

I was literally about to comment the same thing. Touche Sir

[@sharky5505]

Tom is honestly one of nicest guys i’ve seen in the comedy world

[@jonslaughter3369]

You’re such a powerful creator Theo, you can create whatever you want in the space of intimacy.

[@_SeeYouSpaceCowboy]

“ He was hufflepuff and I was Sniffendor” -Theo. It’s truly amazing how unbelievably quick witted Theo is with his comedy. It’s instant. Truly amazing when you stop and appreciate it. Keep it up Theo, I sense you’re secretly down af on yourself but believe me, you got a lot of fans my man!

[@Wildchile]

fckn hilarious

[@junglistsoul-jah4903]

Silly u know he had that one loaded up

[@ibelieveyourlies1984]

@@junglistsoul-jah4903 Yeah you can tell he has them saved up and is just looking for a place to put them

[@drewtap]

bro its crazy how guests dont even notice it

[@roblockster9905]

@@junglistsoul-jah4903 Maybe, but he does those off the cuff a ton.

[@andeswalk7909]

100% approve of this layout. Sick new studioo

[@_idiot]

that buzzing in the background is a little annoying

[@_idiot]

nevermind i think it's brendan using a vibrator

[@skinnybonejonezz]

I was skeptical during first episode with Delia, but it’s pretty badass now that it’s done

[@robertjackson6056]

Is there a picture of the whole podcastville wall?

[@T2Darlantan]

looks like they didn't finish Bill Burr's wife's face on the Podcastville thing, almost seems racist

[@asdfghjkil-pj1gf]

Tom would make an amazing therapist. The way he interacts with Theo is so genuine and sincere.

[@murdockqotsa]

"And violencia" as he makes a stabbing motion at 4:20 fujcking killed me and of course it's at 420

[@Laurendezvous]

I think my favorite thing about Tom and Theo together is how Tom doesn’t know if he should laugh at some of the silly shit Theo says

[@Laurendezvous]

Holy Hand Grenades kay

[@LJ-MMA]

You just told everyone... Grows some balls and talk to a women in real life, not like that either mate

[@josiffexplosiff1]

Why?

[@WERK777]

When he looks at everyone else and half smiles :P

[@kristopherrice1465]

Lauren W 😍

[@aaroneusjames2342]

"a mixed baby stops shaking it's rattle." 😂 brilliant.

[@Smokeyxz]

Damn I commented this and scrolled down and saw this lol nice

[@megyskermike]

Tom's expression when Theo shows him the "cyst" is absolutely hilarious. Looks like its a scene from a movie; killed me 😂

[@mohjothecat7683]

He started chuckling, knowing he had a great line, waiting patiently for his turn and then said, "Yeah, it's almost like I'm the Sloth of Ball Street," 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Andrew Santino on Tigerbelly and Tom Segura on This Past Weekend The podcast gods are smiling down upon us

[@nv3831]

cheers ill drink to that bro

[@TheDuke4100]

an angry ginger is never going to be funny...but each to their own

[@LPJMagicmusic]

@@TheDuke4100 bill burr is the only one to break that barrier, for me anyway.

[@hamschh]

ive never laughed at anything andrew santino's said

[@pablochavez1497]

Santino is the worst....Most these guys are doing well because of Joe Rogan. Tom,Bert,Andrew, # hacks

[@FTWinnick]

Theo is turning into my favorite interviewer. His questions are so thoughtful/wholesome yet funny/quirky. He seems quite sad though I think he's lonely.

[@wayned535]

You ever watched the h3podcast with him? He kinda touches on his loneliness. I feel him tho, I feel the same way. Alot of people like me because I'm friendly and love people but I'm weird and lonely at the same time lol.

[@DClean]

@@wayned535 Hey man, thats why I relate so much to Theo. Im the same way. Im this insular, kind of self preserving entity. I want to live by myself, but I still appreciate human contact. Its just that, I need to sleep in y own bed, and l need my own space. I like the idea of a family, and im getting older, but i feel like it would be very suffocating at the same time. Maybe its just called being selfish. Still tryna firgure it out.

[@lucasloucetios164]

Sam Pickles that’s not called being selfish. That’s called discomfort with intimacy.. and can be worked through.

[@grayson0916]

@@DClean i cleaned houses for a long time and you wouldnt believe how many happily married people sleep in different bedrooms have separate office or getaways. Most people need space. Me and my wife are the opposite but everybody has a way of making it work.

[@danieljak2784]

Wayne maybe look at it as you haven’t found many people as interesting as yourself? That’s not a bad thing, maybe just force yourself to start conversations with different people. What I’ve learned in 40 years of life is the cool/weird people are the quiet ones. If that doesn’t work, smoke some weed and get a bulldog....endless years of comedy and a best friend who never double crosses you! Just a thought bro.

[@osirispereyra8608]

The sniff after Theo mentions cocaine definitely brought him back 😂 55:25

[@the_dj_max]

Theo is way smarter than he makes himself seem. He said “he had a Wolf I’m talking like Jack London” and only somebody with a 5th grade reading level could know about White Fang & Call of the Wild 😂

[@nickbotic]

"You know what I'm talkin' about?" "...no but keep going." Any podcast with Theo in a nutshell.

[@jill7997]

😂

[@deathmonktv7626]

Bobby Lee is peeking from behind Tom's chair. Nosotros Papaya.

[@russiaprivjet]

Is that kalayla next to him too? Haha

[@GriseldaBSF410]

@@beansntoast You think thats bad take a look at his saved videos lmao

[@mrimpossible4353]

Bobby Lee hasn't left the comedy store in months.

[@deathmonktv7626]

@@beansntoast maybe one that's been held back a few times.

[@dustinrisinger1958]

I love how they made Bobby have down syndrome

[@TheMackDaddyXD]

I LOVE when Theo does his sponsorship clips and goes “I remember this one time…” no you didn’t Theo lolllll

[@John-mf1sz]

Tom is too genuine to be having a conversation with Theo 😂 It’s legitimately hilarious how funny it is that takes everything he says seriously and responds accordingly.

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

“I’d rather see my Dad beat my mom than to see my dad wearing elbow pads” 😂😂😂😂

[@justingary9982]

Or... Go to my dad's funeral 200 times than him come home safe with a f**kin bike helmet on 😂

[@ivanb7809]

Whats the time stampp

[@Sticky_Ricky]

@@ivanb7809 around 1:49:00

[@tonyrichard6285]

If you put this on mute, Tom looks like a child psychologist talking to a second time senior in high school with severe A.D.D.

[@alfredandersson875]

@@tonyrichard6285 epic stolen comment

[@Patriotsoftwash]

I think I'd trust Theo with my kid way more than Santino or D'elia. Bobby is just off the list.

[@kaminsod4077]

I wouldn't trust Bobby with a goldfish

[@jordanadams4360]

Delia doesn’t even watch his own dogs

[@psychobeefsticker]

Bobby is probably the weirdest . idk how he has a girlfriend

[@jim1550]

Bobby actually responded to this. Seriously, he is normal all Korean raising kids. Would you rather some psycho cranked on juice teaching your kid "normal"shit for the extra 50c?

[@ghost3918]

@@jordanadams4360 those aren't his real dogs. He pays someone to bring them over all the time. Chris Delia is a phony.

[@joshuahunyady3736]

Hahahaha seriously watching this while working as a cook at the ramada. I lost it.

[@itsamemario5724]

Give me your credit card info why don't you lol

[@trevorhill5560]

@itsa me mario a cook at ramada? bet there isn't even anything on that debit card.

[@jimmyjunk8498]

This is one of the most chill I've seen Tom and that's wild because he's usually pretty relaxed but he seems comfortable and not "on".

[@ragingmcqueen]

Theo: I love being apart of surgeries... on myself, Also theo: I've had enough of medical professionals. These guys absolutely kill me

[@daltonbradford6335]

I love when Theo expands on his random statements it's priceless.

[@magicsugarbump4972]

When he said be likes to be present during surgical procedures i lost it man lol

[@longdong3889]

Tom barely let him talk, just a jerk!

[@fiLthy_Rx]

Tom Segura is easily one of my favorite podcast guests out there, he's almost always funny and conversations with him never get stale.

[@Michael-jr5ie]

he is also super smart, particularly business wise. his peers say this a lot. a great example was him talking about the owner trying to pull a fast one but he knew the exact number he should be paid based on keeping track of ticket sales, prices and his contract specifics. sounds simple but im sure many just take the check and leave.

[@Fulcata]

The Flowers for Algernon reference going over Tom's head was peak

[@user-dc1zm9ee1z]

Theo has become my favorite podcaster. Dude is funny.. Theo has become my favorite podcaster. Dude is funny..

[@lancechampion719]

Tom and Theo both worked in pizza parlors? Anyone else wanna see them do a Something’s Burning with Bert for their comeback episodes?

[@rotta2736]

Didn't Tom leave ATC tho?

[@PowerHouse1987]

O my god yessss!!

[@TomasG18]

God yes....

[@jeffboyd8139]

@@rotta2736 yeah but do you need to be part of ATC to be a guest on a show on that network?

[@rotta2736]

@@jeffboyd8139 I feel like you do, cause I haven't seen him on ATC literally since he left

[@Critt75ih]

Theo, I found you from “This is Not Happening”. Love your comedy! You have such a unique view on things. A true individual that will not be mistaken for anyone else.

[@johnnyk1499]

49:40 when he talks about hooking up with a 45 yr old woman at 16 😂

[@Rs-xw4bj]

Honestly I love the mural so much, it’s so cool to figure out who’s who. I almost died laughing when I saw Bobby lee behind the closeups of Tom

[@slimdonut123]

And pink dick lmao

[@adamgm84]

I recognized Bill Burr before I even realized what was going on.

[@Liquidsmoke206]

its cute but distracting for a podcast IMHO

[@pullingguard1212]

I wish theyd show the whole thing

[@kperreault420]

The shulz one is great too

[@brendan3894]

RIP Billy Conforto, a busboy gone too soon

[@dominicmartinez4448]

He’s in heaven chilling in an embankment

[@MrRaw4life]

He’s on that hitter

[@billyconforto5205]

#Embankmentgang

[@sebastianmacias7559]

Amen brother

[@matthill9649]

Pills and embankments don’t mix, folks.

[@orangewaters1559]

2023 is coming up close. Where’s that Theo and Tom Spanish tour? 😂

[@Slim.Shaggy]

Tom saying chris would be the best to take care of his kids didnt age well

[@blickygobrrrrr]

Theo Von is one of the most underrated comedians out there. Funny as hell! Especially in a free form conversation setting like this.

[@danielgrinnell9998]

He's better in this format then his standup I've watched.

[@rockstarzee19]

Exactly! Podcasts are really like freestyle comedy and Theo is incredibly quick witted in these situations.

[@McShag420]

His jokes are so wild sometimes they go right past even the best of comedians. I find myself laughing so hard at shit that goes right by his guests.

[@blanerampart4986]

@@danielgrinnell9998 Agree. Watched his special and it was quite hit and miss. His style of humor really shines in this format. Some of the throw away things he says are fucking hilarious.

[@Pusfilth]

Kyle Watanabe he’s not underrated at all man people love him

[@sooperfly88]

" He was hufflepuff, and I was sniffindorf"😂😂😂 Classic Theo.

[@dariusbahrami8629]

One of my all time favourite podcasts.. will always come back to this!

[@angelaseymour4464]

Theo and Tom definitely have two of the best voices, especially when I’m lying there and trying to sleep after third shift. Very even keel, very pleasant, very funny but I do eventually have to stop it because I start laughing too much.

[@airportsecurityaustria182]

Yeah theo has that kinda innocent inflection in his voice and tom talks really monotonous and calm.

[@zachfarnitano3496]

Right at the end dropped that little "oh I didnt even bring up chihuahua gate" .... I see what your doin big papa👀

[@purpledurtysprite]

i need context pls whats chihuahua gate?

[@comegetthathitter6935]

@Dragondick Lunatic he stayed fucked up back then. He probably was just holding someone else's dog. There no reason to lie about having a dog. It makes no sense.

[@jakrispy3418]

I kno right! That bastard planned tht shit!

[@worldofwarcraftxenon6871]

Look into it! Theo was on toms show lately all after Theo Gate reached a high #theogate and even in that episode Christina says she wants theos Pe- chiwawa

[@dr.celsius886]

@Dragondick Lunatic i saw a reddit post where theo is HOLDING A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA. #CHIHUAHUAGATE

[@Laura-qo5tx]

I think his appearance on Rogan was what helped launch Theo's success. I know back in Feb 2017 I saw him for the first time and fell in love with his comedy.

[@skilletburritos8464]

This & being on joey cocos pod numerous times where coco actually just sits there & lets theo talk. Not many are given that opportunity and i love uncle joey to death.

[@user-yq3yp9gy6q]

Laura you could say that about so many podcasters

[@genericname2982]

If I had to bet on it, I'd bet all my money on his Rogan appearances springboarding his success. I'm sure other appearances gave him exposure, but most of the volume probably came from Rogan. Once discovered, his podcast kept his audience and built loyalty.

[@fatboybiking3874]

Yeah I think I saw him with Rogan first and then on jk news shortly after that and I’ve been a fan ever since

[@noahanderlick5707]

"Me and Darrel Strawberry"

[@tj7248]

Some of my favorite comedians. Tom is my favorite comedian and Theo is hilarious AND have such a crush on him

[@andrewgutierrez2900]

Thank you Theo for having only short ads on here. The long ones disrupt the flow of the podcast.

[@dominicg554]

Theo lookin like Tom Waits drank Mark Wahlberg's Polyjuice potion and its wearin off

[@jaqenhghar5756]

lmaaaoooo! s'underrated comment!

[@Lookielou]

Ahahahah this

[@dermotmoynihan6999]

Hhahhahahaha

[@icecoldchilipreppers6496]

If this joke didnt reference Harry Potter it would be a good joke... Nahh it's good.

[@aliciarose1693]

Seeing them genuinely make each other laugh feels good in my soul. I hated Theogate.

[@rogerstone481]

Whats theo gate?

[@rogerstone481]

@@4purs ah thats weird. The he said she said crap in show business is way past its lease.

[@aliciarose1693]

Everyone kept assuming that Christina and Theo had a fling as well. I'm a mommy and a gang rat so the whole thing felt like I was watching my parents get a divorce or something. I hated it, so glad it's over. 👖🐀👑❤

[@joshnovosad3414]

Dog Gate is now open to interpretation

[@dominicg554]

Anyone else think they all just agreed to cover it up for practical reasons? Makes a lot of sense to me... 😗

[@askyourmother451]

One day I want to see theo go back to his town and have a meet up with all the people he grew up with

[@jennifers.3818]

Nah, too risky for his sobriety

[@jeffreyblock16]

Theo needs like a Christmas special where he goes home

[@melaniecampbell6280]

They all pasted away.

[@MaigreMou]

I rarely listen to 2 hours podcast but I found this discussion delightflul and really genuine :) good stuff !

[@brettorrmusic]

TOM: I was in a steam room. THEO: I was in a self-esteem room.

[@brittmeinke2751]

"I speak enough to work in a kitchen" lmao

[@joeyherp6257]

britt any Single?

[@joeyherp6257]

britt any Lets go on a date?

[@brittmeinke2751]

@Alvin Walters lmao yeahhhh its a little much right?

[@ceasesp5478]

😂😂😂

[@aronekman8129]

Mm

[@chrisd6287]

"Bill Belechick in wig" literally made me spit my drink out! Omg I was notttttt RDY for that. Absolutely dying!!!!!

[@Simon-et5jk]

Theo the man, does not carry on the conversation by responding to the guests anwser yet he answers with his own similar experience! we all know one person like that, BRAH KEEP THE CONVO GOING! gang gang

[@XavierCastillo]

So glad you've got Bert Kreischer's friend on today!

[@brainattackmaniack]

Xavier Castillo tam sagurop

[@XavierCastillo]

@@brainattackmaniack Tommy shugars

[@FartMustard]

Bart crystlers friend?

[@madjack5497]

Bunt krischler**

[@killaction0317]

Burnt Chrysler

[@blakehaggard-coversextras-2762]

Damn just heard about that embankment bad boi passing away....RIP Billy Conforto

[@_sowhat_]

where ya been, bud?

[@blakehaggard-coversextras-2762]

deg By the interstate with them roids bruh, waiting for billy and Theo to swing by....they never showed up and I got worried so I looked into it and found the bad news....rip

[@_sowhat_]

Lol that's rough. Sorry you had to find out like that, man.

[@blakehaggard-coversextras-2762]

Matt Grace I appreciate that bruh, onward

[@Cloncurryboi88]

Blake Haggard 😂

[@nathanmazz3965]

Hearing, "we're planning the tour 2020" "ah, I'm gonna need more time, maybe 2023" aged like fine wine

[@anthonyvillarreal8408]

This is the most I've seen theo be serious and I love it!!!

[@andrewptob]

Tom seems like a really nice person. Like, he would definitely babysit your kid last minute or give you a ride out of the blue.

[@ragingmcqueen]

Yea but he is gonna give you mad shit for it tho🤣

[@Shoota5269]

@@ragingmcqueen mossst definitely 😂

[@mikeharris4562]

Lol with what I’ve heard from Tom lol there is no way he would look after my kids 😂

[@merp9211]

He’d help you move. 😊

[@trerowe22]

He'd offer you his jacket in the movie theater.

[@wolfman8449]

Out of all the personalities that are now making a podcast together these 2 need more than anyone. That shit would be like watching 2 serial killers get away with it but without the guilt of feeling bad for the victims

[@reillyobrien4372]

Three Bears One Cave

[@newportnelson]

All they'd need is Chin as their audio guy

[@tzeimi_]

“I speak enough Spanish to work in a kitchen” 😂😂 my guy 🤌🏼 lmao!!

[@jhm1069955]

“the whopper looks like it just got out of a domestic dispute”. i haven’t laughed that hard in years. and he said it like its a normal thought

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

"I got coked up with this girl let her cut something outta my hip" -Theo

[@tattoolady68]

Theo you're so adorably funny 😁! Sometimes unintentionally and it comes across as so genuine. That's part of your comedy charm!

[@thetrumanshowpartsunkown205]

"SNOW CONE MACHINE" fucking epic, never a dull moment with Theo

[@DClean]

Damn this was fantastic, Tom played the straight man, and Theo was goofin off, the chemistry was spot on. I felt like I was sitting around the table with the boys, which I havent done in many years. Thanks for the laughs and the smiles guys.

[@Twigg4075]

"What's the biggest age gap for you?" -Tom "Besides when I came out of my mom?" -Theo

[@Zx14rrrrrrrrrrr]

Tom just replied with a "right" 🤣

[@BlueprintsForHeadaches]

Twigg4075 damn I gotta hear that what time ?

[@dumbeldore9067]

@@BlueprintsForHeadaches THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. TIME STAMPS PEOPLE

[@OhhSwapy]

Then he said 48 lmao... but cleared it up

[@dumbeldore9067]

@@BlueprintsForHeadaches not writing The time stamp i meant

[@CTCP99]

The way Theo looks when he says “my whole life I worked in pizza parlours “ like something outta zoolander😂

[@randybechillin]

4 years later and I’m just finding out about Theo. Dudes built different. Great content.

[@CezaMVO]

Like I said before, Theo is welcome to be Mexican any time. We welcome him with open arms.

[@Hallucinato444]

"like i said before" nobody reading this even knows u

[@lowkeybeats4330]

Put the knives down first papa

[@nicholasmaniccia1005]

He doesn't want it

[@projectivemotion]

all he has todo is get a tattoo of his last name and he's in

[@darrensimmy870]

I'd love to travel to Mexico. Thinking about next year for several months. Amazing people and country don't know If it's safe to travel

[@Scanlan5]

The funny thing is Tom and Theo are actually a great podcast combo

[@dannywilliams3764]

Fuck Schaub. Get t-bunz on KATS

[@Scanlan5]

Danny Williams nah

[@MultiFab14]

good without his wife hey

[@davidl1390]

This was incredibly boring, they have no chemistry. Tom needs the right individual interviewing him because he has no personality.

[@LockSteady]

Way better combo than Brenden Chub

[@coastaf]

Tom has such calm energy but was feeling how many good Theo jokes just passed by

[@stephaniemullicane8028]

Same about not feeling safe sleeping next to my ma & also when he said “were as close as we can be” word i felt that

[@Tom-xv5rk]

"Possibly the funniest comedians on the planet...and possibly other planets, we don't know what he does with his spare time."lol

[@annaanderson9666]

That Mural!! Anyone else pause the video just to admire it and giggle at all the podcast universe jokes up there.

[@TheStu9000]

I've been trying to google a pic of it, can't find 1 yet :(

[@mugsylogues]

instagram.com/p/BzRdZpQJb3q/?igshid=17mtkpzmwuoid

[@ylliberishaj3253]

I know it’s hilarious

[@nathanhensn8717]

Does anyone know who the guy with the glasses on blonde hair that's ontop of Tom's right shoulder is suppose to represent?

[@JKhouri]

nathan hensn I think it’s Andy Dick. He was on TFATK with Bobby Lee a while back

[@TrickyBoa]

One of the funniest pods I ever watched 😂

[@dallassunderland]

i didn’t know people actually called these “pods” :/

[@TrickyBoa]

?

[@aleco678]

@@dallassunderland ur name sucks

[@Widow-Cicada]

Lost it when they talked about how/why Theo loves surgery

[@gerardo7111]

2:02:50 "You shoot big loads" 😂

[@stacynp90]

Lmao

[@wolfman8449]

this is like watching a schizophrenic with excellent comedic delivery talking to themselves

[@evanabbott2737]

I like that👍

[@michaelhall5429]

So glad I could be your 69th like. Gonna go have a smoke.

[@ethanp9068]

Evan Abbott I really like that...

[@steppeinder1002]

Oh no, another one who thinks schizophrenia is multiple personalities

[@CarlosMontesBby]

@@steppeinder1002 never heard of hearing voices? Thats not multiple personality disorder.