Valentine's Day Special: Bobby Lee & Khalyla | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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Bobby Lee and Khalyla sit down with Theo Von to talk about their relationship & the Slept Kingdom pledging allegiance to Chris D'Elia, as well as to give listener's advice on their own relationships.
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[@TheoVon]

Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von

[@charliec4385]

@Just Matty thats a brilliant cover for a stalker..... stay away from this one Theo

[@TherealNOTrealArtist]

09⁹

[@raul8259]

Funny ass fuck

[@jameskelleher1032]

@@charliec4385 op. Ovoivvbb v v o

[@abrampena6385]

I just noticed how Bobby was fucking with Theo because he noticed Theo's half chub through his loins! >.

[@sirsmokealot705]

That was the longest stare ever from Bobby lmaooo

[@kevinyeager9023]

Haha right awesome death stare lol

[@Dave-mk9bw]

What's with the subliminal constant frame glitches though?

[@rickybizzness7364]

LOL! Fuk thats funny!

[@Baniq1986]

he never blinked once the whole time, impressive

[@Guitarfailtastic2857]

he's only mad cause he's height challenged

[@Truth4peace4freedom]

Bobby: "You can't say retarded, right?" Theo: "Ummm, you can say it one time."

[@needjesus3846]

Pp

[@hackshawridge]

Which he did already🤣

[@joaquincutz]

XDDDDDD

[@HighPriestess999]

Hilarious 😂😂

[@eamon4279]

“He was using his Psalms” was the best hitter of this episode and it went unrecognized. This is why I love Theo Von.

[@evanhooker1061]

I died when i heard it

[@ruthh3496]

right, i literally just came here to check if anyone else clocked it haha

[@natebergeman]

Yes!!! I was wondering who else caught that

[@jimmyjunk8498]

I'm SO glad you shared your love for Theo. Very important.

[@qnzmar10]

18:58 around we he says it

[@KCsheets88]

When Bobby just sits there staring at Theo for like 5 mins and then Theo asks if he's awake... I died laughing 🤣😂☠️☠️ funny asf!! These two together have a good vibe and very funny.

[@bltn7469]

Calm down , breath ...

[@feezible]

@@bltn7469 ahah

[@illkissyourightnow]

@@bltn7469 breathe

[@ken_thatswild]

I died at that part

[@ThePolarBearSquad]

I think Bobby was a lil upset that he interrupted him and said he’s talking to his girl 😂😂

[@_Vader_]

"If I'm hard, I tell everyone in the room now, cause I don't want a crime." LOOOOOOL

[@evanabbott2737]

Hahahahahaha

[@Americansikkunt]

I'm a foreigner, is that really what I should say?

[@PKaddicted]

Wish I knew this sooner , fuck

[@emmamadgini4139]

I'm not white soo maybe somebody kind enough to further more explain what does he meant? 😕😑😨

[@shazaibbiazahs]

@@emmamadgini4139 He's saying that if he has an erection, then he will tell everyone in the room about it. He's basically referring to how men can easily get accused of sexual harassment so this is somehow a good way to ensure he doesn't get accused of anything.

[@h.p.3072]

"are you asleep or awake" lmao

[@willharrison6982]

H. P. You tryna get coffee?

[@peasantt-]

dev dow wow man. chill.

[@h.p.3072]

gang gang

[@willharrison6982]

Jekyll Hyde I’m looking for YOU to take my TUBE

[@willharrison6982]

dev dow sick bruh, is that what the fox says?

[@miks2819]

"Using his psalms"....went over everybody's head

[@mikesemie5028]

That was true genius

[@JudePhilips]

This didn’t go over anyone’s head. Everyone got this... 😂

[@miks2819]

@@JudePhilips i dont think you got it

[@schnagalaga]

So good

[@_onthemike_]

There were many parts that had me crack up but this right here, made me lose it. Theo is a Fucking genius.

[@gonzalonovaco7548]

1:27:57 The way Bobby looks at both of them after she said she was in a relationship with 2 men and theo locks eyes with Bobby was hilarious The silence had me dying until Theo smirked 💀

[@asherweck]

Lmfao

[@alextheshrimp.]

The way they were glancing at eachother WAS HILARIOUSSSS

[@somethinglame5472]

Didn’t she end up doing that again?! Why Bobby was relapsing? Shadddddy

[@geofferywilliams5844]

Theo trying to scoop on in that relationship ahaha , Theo the man haha Khaliyla choosing Theo over Bobby weooo

[@anonv790]

@@somethinglame5472 Dude said he didn't give her dick for two years in a podcast. If your lady has holding out on you for TWO YEARS with no real explanation you'd probably wanna go try other people yourself.

[@chriscash782]

Theo has the best analogies " Like you were playing ski ball and just won two tickets" 😂 😂 😂

[@daniataylor6783]

What did he say, Polynesian something or another lmfao 🤣

[@jromero17]

Dania Rodriguez Polynesian Hush puppy

[@Kloppsserialbottlers]

Like he's testing out a lava lamp to see is it expensive

[@Moneybaggbanda]

Like a truck fell over and the are crawling out the side .

[@steveyobs551]

21:40

[@smoovetoons2092]

19:04 "Wow dude, it's like using his psalms" Underrated joke.

[@Camlikesfitness]

Thought so too!

[@evanabbott2737]

Hahahahahaha

[@evanabbott2737]

But what a weird way to jack off in public....!🤔

[@FeastTheStoic]

Smoove Toons wordplay

[@brendanballard2216]

Damn that flew right over my head. King of the wordplay

[@christinearmentor8813]

At 8:11 i lost it 😂 bobby has been staring at theo since theo said “i was asking the woman” and theo finally acknowledged him by saying “are you asleep or awake” lmao 🤣

[@sambruhn1027]

"Hey can I see that knife? No but you can hold the case" that just broke my reality. I think that's my favorite part!

[@dienjames1082]

“Burning thighs, hidden Dragon” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@oobydoobytooby4430]

Bobby giving that DEATHHHH STARE to theo when he said im talking to the girrrrrl Lmaoooooooo

[@Flipindabird23]

Oobydooby Tooby I was dying. He has a direct line to my funny bone; and it’s a conference call with Theo. “I fell like I’m watching that show ‘Yellow Mirror”

[@yomama847]

7:20 for anyone who wants to watch

[@samster2626]

He mean mugged tff out of Theo for 3min as he was getting roasted 😂

[@AEM479]

Omg. So.....................awkward.

[@websurferwizard]

@@yomama847 IM DYING

[@mikemiller5637]

It’s awkward that Bobby crashed Khalyla and Theo’s date.

[@switchkick9153]

Dude, I’m gonna be honest... she’s staring right at Theo the entire time. Like Bobby definitely notices too, it’s just if he says anything it will look weak and insecure.

[@sarahh1933]

@@switchkick9153 she just tends to look at people that way no matter what she’s talking about or who she’s talking to. they’re clearly friends and all parties seem to respect one another

[@switchkick9153]

@@sarahh1933 nahhhhh living with two guys at the same time previously?........ that’s sketch if you ask me

[@Scottierolls]

@@switchkick9153 you must be an insecure person yourself!

[@milliesmith495]

@@switchkick9153 but her previous relationship doesn’t mean she can’t be trusted with men?? lmao they all chose to be in a throuple now she’s choosing to be with only bobby. not really a hard concept. Men are always so judgey when it comes to woman.

[@LouiePGallo]

Look at Bobby's stare from 07:20 to 08:45. I LOVE how Theo and Bobby are basically playing a game here. You can tell Theo is doing his BEST to get Bobby to break. hahaha

[@kingumm41]

You asleep or awake?

[@cruton8_6]

I noticed that too 😂

[@josephjoestar995]

I’m askinggg.. the womennn 😂😂😂

[@koovvv]

19:10 "he was using his psalms" 😂😂💀💀 genius af

[@ICYPROFITS]

He's got some serious chops

[@eatingrightwithavi9613]

I thought this was an underrated comment too. Theo is super quick with play on word

[@G_Ozare]

His brain is NUTS. He just made that shit up on the spot. He's like the Eminem of comedy.

[@clintwestwood4545]

funny af and impressive af

[@Snyjnz]

Fam I cried

[@seagulhead12]

I'm asking the woman. Long stare. Theo acting like nothing is wrong. That shit was hilarious. Then he asks if he's awake. Ha!

[@zen4189]

Dude that stare was looooooooooooooong...no blink

[@Eos05]

I feel like we are on an episode of yellow mirror....yall seen that show yellow mirror? 😂🤣😂

[@joschwan89]

i laughed soooo hard

[@Eos05]

I've yet to find a podcast moment that has made me laugh as hard as this

[@mrcrster]

@@Eos05 what’s yellow mirror? Is it black mirror, but saying yellow as an Asian joke? I could be way off

[@dejarno9739]

Theo's emotional intelligence is outstanding

[@cmap1503]

its average

[@kiddykraft4480]

@@cmap1503 😂

[@Ali-et9oz]

@dejarno It rlly is

[@yiyomi3749]

@@lilykay8733 we know you’re single

[@joeyomen4118]

Theo + bobby Lee is a combination that will never get old . I love the beginning how Theo is just being that friend that wants to know about his homies relationship

[@MSP106]

Kahlyla: Bobby likes the smell of poo! Bobby: looks at the camera *shrugs*

[@davidbacio]

1:05:12

[@jasonsmith9959]

I timestamped this immediately for posterity. Bobby is a LEGEND

[@obbah1818]

How did they not cast him in The Office

[@stormcorrosion176]

Ew

[@DmgNebulaa]

@@obbah1818 what character would he have played?

[@MFRiley]

8:05 "Are you asleep or awake" LMFAO

[@TheAgingGermanicFoid]

shit was so racist 😂😂😂

[@jeffreyhenderson3908]

8:05

[@jpk9902]

Theo felt zero intimidation by that stare.

[@jeremylecocq826]

Chris is only prettier because he's younger, Theo was way handsome before he had those wrinkles.

[@xXJMZJrXx]

jeywas_here whatchu mean they are the same age 😂 theos only 10 days older

[@cheyennetomiska7779]

This guy literally saved my life, from my own depression. Laughter is the best medicine

[@gastonlarson1640]

Agreed

[@primetimejabroni903]

I haven’t laughed in ages

[@bradlindsey4485]

@@primetimejabroni903 haha, that's funny

[@suncat5160]

Factual information. Word.

[@zdotspade]

@@bradlindsey4485🤣🤣

[@shaf331]

“Are you asleep or awake?” 😂😂😂

[@alexteo6273]

Lee: but when I hit high school. My parents went bankrupt. My parents had to sell the house Theo: a house. Sounds nice

[@fitzyakamcsyke]

Put 'em in there with Stiopic, g'head I dare ya, Stiopic is crazy!

[@SnailHatan]

Thanks, I’m incapable of listening

[@effu9593]

Pfft parents?? Must be nice bro.

[@sethbishop6890]

You had a dishwasher??

[@daavids55]

Theo had 5 rooms, kitchen and 2 bathrooms in his house 🤣

[@growitall7652]

Rat king and the slept king!

[@Dave-mk9bw]

Two Kings (Consules) were standard in Republic Rome. Now it's watered down to 1 president.

[@unfadeablecivic]

And the awake queen.

[@growitall7652]

@@Dave-mk9bw gotta keep power amongst the few.

[@peapool5420]

👑 😴 👑 🐀

[@CasaDeLeonas]

Yooo Bobby was actually mad at Theo for saying “I’m asking the woman” 😆

[@TrTveT]

They're doing a bit

[@drinny2214]

“r u awake or asleep?” 😭

[@littlejackalo5326]

Nope. He wasn't mad. It's just comedy you don't get.

[@michaelw7327]

@@littlejackalo5326 no how tf is that comedy?? Clearly Bobby was mad at Theo for shutting him up and was trying to hold his anger in the best he could

[@leetheflea4096]

I think he was definitely pissed but they're friends and he knows Theo didn't mean it bad. At the same time Bobby did make it clear not to do that

[@stephaniewestrick5772]

Bobby gave him the stare down

[@camiscute3578]

"are you asleep or are you awake"

[@andrewharris1391]

@7:23 hahaha Bobby looks like he wants to fkn kill Theo

[@glight23]

LMAO! I saw it! He held that stare for a minute!

[@kurt2869]

I thought he was actually going to kill him lol.

[@alexjacobs2080]

yo im fucking dying

[@Bobbarker23455]

Bobby such a lil baby sometimes... Love the guy tho

[@jamesbael6255]

That's fear...

[@SincereDoper]

4:19 theo: you seem like a nice lady khalyla: i am theo: thank you smoooooth

[@jackfox4216]

SincereDoper 😂😂

[@GodsNode]

I don't get it.

[@gurralarre816]

@@GodsNode same

[@GodsNode]

@@jackfox4216 sometimes I think I am.

[@jackfox4216]

Sonny Torres 😩

[@justinlundy2142]

"Theres three of them, but they only use two. Like the Mary, Kate, and Ashely Olsen thing." -Theo

[@samsonlink8146]

This has to be the funniest podcast episode I’ve ever watched 😂

[@TechMetalRules]

Bobby "Can I just say this" Lee

[@sarahtea9272]

TechMetalRules : ahhh! So glad to see this comment, I noticed he said it a few times but then started listening for it specifically and thought maybe I just got hung up on it. LoL

[@hittman1412]

"is is that..."

[@vitor3000]

What it is is, is the thing is, is is that

[@preppysteppy3395]

Yea yea yeah!

[@Gibson1961SG]

@7:19 Bobby's face when he says "I asked the woomaannnnna." Hahahaha!

[@MIngalls]

Dude, he stared at him for sooo long!!! I was getting uncomfortable

[@Gibson1961SG]

@@MIngalls I thought there was about to be a real fight.

[@jackfox4216]

More like womannnn

[@javalavao8]

😂😂

[@JohnnySideburnsX]

He wanted to kill him!

[@bernadetterogers4006]

when khalyla talked about being in a relationship with 2 men SO many thoughts went through Theo’s head i’m sure lmaoo

[@diadem03destiny29]

Yes those pistons were shooting at full speed In both heads boyee.

[@danielg3924]

man that moment when Bobby is trying to tell Theo he loves him and Theo can't look him in the eye, feels like I'm watching a therapy reality show

[@flex_piper]

"Dude I feel like I'm on yellow mirror have you seen that show?" - Theo Von.

[@lucasm999]

what show is that i cant find it?

[@Adrian-zp1yb]

@@lucasm999 its a play on words my guy. He is referencing black mirror but since bobby is korean he said yellow mirror which im pretty sure you could guess what that means lmao

[@lucasm999]

Saguh tra that’s what I figured thanks

[@graciousgifts1221]

Lame

[@scotth.ferguson7693]

19:04 "It's like using his psalms" That is absolutely brilliant

[@anthonybrindisi9151]

Literally just realized the double entendre thanks to your comment.

[@str8todamoney]

@@anthonybrindisi9151 Hate to be that guy, but was the entendre?

[@scotth.ferguson7693]

@@str8todamoney Jerking off with a bible, in that fashion literally using your palms, or psalms as Theo put it, as in the Book of Psalms of the old Testament

[@str8todamoney]

@@scotth.ferguson7693 I'm stupid as fuck.

[@timothyharkin]

@@str8todamoney psalms as in a sacred song or hymn found in religious books and palms as in the inside of the hands.

[@JOOLVAUR]

Wow, when Bobby talked about kalaila being a survivor and the way she helped his father was really warming, she’s definitely something special nowadays

[@wondergogon057]

I hate her

[@Shutityou]

She is a skank. Straight from the streets

[@potatoesfordays8849]

This didn't age well lol

[@TempestRisq]

Holy shit Theo turning round to Bobby saying are you asleep or awake then continuing his conversation killed me

[@TigerBelly]

Theo we need you on TigerBelly soon!!! (Maybe if y'all Rat King supporters subscribe, cross-collab will happen sooner than you think.... or, it will happen anyway and I'll pretend it was thanks you your support.... either way, come on over to our channel next week for a surprise that may not be a surprise but you'll be happy). -PD

[@seand5942]

Already subbed to both but I'll pretend to be surprised and happy

[@andrewhapple3422]

#GangGang

[@rpsanchez87]

Can u dudes get callen or Schaub on the pod.

[@mixedbysherb3244]

TigerBelly look into it

[@xxcosmicwarriorxx5108]

Nosotros papaya Slept King!!!

[@brandongomez6786]

A truce between the Rat Kingdom and the Slept Kingdom... For now..

[@edwardlindley6269]

Fuck the slept kingdom

[@jamesbael6255]

Fuck them slept kingdom, no ice having motherfkers in their sideways buttholes

[@jamesbael6255]

And really, don't...them dark arts don't suit you brah

[@alexjacobs2080]

truce over

[@iTzDeyo]

Not by the power move by Theo, and it was a power move, followed by Bobby's stare @ 7:20 no one is safe o.0

[@governorsweatyhands5763]

"do you know if someone is asian or not can you tell" "oh my god this guy"🤣

[@melissafritts4955]

The way Bobby is staring at Theo when he’s talking to his wife 😂😂😂

[@MrEdlawrence]

He's not even blinking lmfao!!

[@heywhohithelights]

4:09 “Reset my um” “chi?” “Straight stare” 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@jamarusjackson9665]

EmmiElevated - you bad

[@OM3N1R]

1:23:50 Slept King stopping to smell the flowers Mutters to himself "those are real." IDK why but that shit is funny

[@rustyshackleford2799]

Jesse Rockwell I saw this too, wasn’t sure if anyone else caught it! 😂😂😂

[@rigatoni_pasta]

I just saw it again because I missed it. That was indeed very funny. Just outta nowhere.

[@aaroneusjames2342]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@freetoplayaccount3487]

I love how Bobby stared at Theo for a while. I was laughing so hard.

[@ryanbowen9718]

Theo playing a guy asking about girls telling long stories to have it be answered by khylila stretching her answer out like an essay is so funny. Bobby looking around the room during it bc he knows what’s going on lol 😂😂

[@mamabear7110]

"I'm so angry that my insides are like making noises." - Bobby Lee I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@uzaira9088]

That boi hungry.

[@RicardoSanchez-sd7qr]

Damn Theo. With that double hittas for vday!!!

[@obbah1818]

When I heard that both were coming on the podcast, I thought Bobby would sit on Khalylas lap.

[@JoeKing704]

8:06 in.....are you asleep, or are you awake?!? After Bobby is staring thru his soul the entire time. Gets me every time

[@juniorlemke5484]

Bobby bringing up the chemistry they have and 10 min earlier I'm thinking I need to watch everything they do together ❤️

[@DHaile83]

"He was using his Psalms"

[@nedisahonkey]

Underappreciated joke at the time.

[@JVAnimeContent]

7:23-8:45 i couldnt stop laughing. Bobby held that shit

[@Everlast1974]

THE most awkward passive aggressive moment in podcast history.

[@helco2856]

Shit killed me lol that stare was insane. Theo notices and keeps going. I rewinded it at least 5 times in a row

[@flavourpunchh]

LMFAO OMG

[@focusconcentration8]

Can't blame Bobby. I would have kicked Theo in the face.

[@Brettsparadox]

Are you asleep or awake? Lmao

[@averyherriman8202]

The way Bobby looked at Theo after he said I’m talking to the lady. I’m crying😮‍💨🤣😭

[@dalesollars2294]

Bobby reminds me of the lion on wizard of oz when hr laughs and shrugs his shoulders

[@malinko35]

Bobby with tha stare of death

[@chicagoparker]

Remember when he shit his pants eating wings.

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

Nah, it just looks that way bc his eyes are slanted

[@andrewfreeman88]

That silent treatment Bobby gave after Theo said I'm asking the ladyyyy. HAAAAAA LOLOL

[@Kaluth]

Yeah he got insecure for a moment there

[@matthewspence7653]

and Theo in the middle of that death stare asks Bobby “Are you asleep or awake?” fucking killing it man 😂😂😂

[@systematik]

@@Kaluth I don't think you understand what the definition of "insecure" is.

[@8VacationLover]

1:17:13 Bobby: Can I see that knife? It looks cool Theo: No you can't, you can hold the case to it and I'll hold this part Comedy gold 😂🤣

[@marklawson1458]

Bobby does this every episode where he goes "look at me Theo" and then tells him "I'm really proud of you ect ect" and it geeks every single time.

[@geronimo2485]

I knew it n David Spade Knew it and he finally passed the torch to Theo by giving him that Joe Dirt hat. Theo von is the modern day Joe Dirt

[@MurrzDeeziee]

Thats true, I never thought of it like that

[@MUFFINHEAD1985]

Spade cruches pussy. Norm Macdonald mentions it. Von bangs too.

[@Sergio-fu7mv]

“When are you gonna take that thing to the bank brotha? *SILENCE* 😂😂😂

[@ryan6689]

"You little fucking chim churri." Haha

[@stevesanchez8686]

When he called him a pokemon lol

[@jer8279]

37:30 had me rolling! "So when are taking this thing to the bank, brother? You little fuckinggg..chimchuree. ya little fucking pokemon. Gone!"

[@UnderClassBoy]

How fast was Theo with the yellow mirror thing? Crazy

[@GodsNode]

He had it left over in his mind from the first attempt at a yellow joke. He was hinting at "Yellow Fever" before but neither of them got it or finished the term for him. It was like right before.

[@MachSea]

Theo is honestly extremely quick. I'm very impressed with his comedy and how it seems so natural.

[@menwithven8114]

Chinkmate is still one of my all time favorites lmao

[@joeyvesh13]

What’s yellow mirror?

[@stormcorrosion176]

joeyvesh13 play on words of the show "Black Mirror" on netflix

[@russodean2]

He's got thighs like a yam. He's built like a yam.

[@pffilms2522]

💀💀

[@pvthudson5069]

Burning thighs hidden dragon

[@DD3UCES]

35:55 “Oh you can say it one time” 😂😂😂💀

[@ryanallen5801]

That “using his psalms” had me 😂😂😂

[@zeta2325]

"You guys are Viet... Nobodys Vietnamese!" Killed me lmao

[@corallaroc4449]

I was at work and had to pause the video to stop from laughing at that part

[@chancewilson7123]

bobby: "6 hrs of debauchery" Theo: "f*cking too?" hahaha

[@evanabbott2737]

“I need to reset my-“ “Chi?”🤣. I just love that quick moment.

[@trxy1503]

Theo just be saying words that dont even make sense but make me die laughing. Lunch bunch and polynesian hush puppy had me rolling

[@MimikNoFear]

LMFAO Theo Von is so genius with his comebacks wtf does he have them all stored for the right times

[@E-II]

7:15 - 9:00 was one of the funniest things I've seen on a podcast, I come back to watch just that part from time to time.

[@yeatray6455]

"Wow. Are you asleep or awake?" Lol

[@TheJediBird]

The way he stares at him had my dying lmao

[@PNW_Chemist]

I clicked on this video and was reading through the comments when I clicked on your time stamp, holy hell so hilarious 😂 just imagine Bobby’s immediate thoughts during the moment

[@kuunami]

Me too. In that moment Bobby really wanted to rip Theo's head off.

[@itsandrew8758]

Bobby’s stare at Theo starting at 7:21 😂 the “death stare”

[@dumshark6873]

“That polynesian hushpuppy” lmao

[@The1986er]

The mastery Theo have over the English language, creates more words than E40..Walletry 😂😂😂

[@scottyp4834]

That Polynesian hushpuppie

[@florgonzalez1211]

Hes fuckin genius, also I just called him stupid on my last comment on here lol... in a good way also btw

[@BucKt0]

8:00 ARE YOU ASLEEP OR AWAKE AS HES JUST STARING AT HIM LMFAO

[@OkOk-lk5zj]

Theo Von has really grown on me. Thank you for your work man.

[@Leman.Russ.6thLegion]

When bobby started complementing trevor noah, I was dying. That's the funniest joke I've ever heard xD

[@EZee213]

8:04 Damn....Theo's like a ninja with them low key Asian racist jokes.....lol.

[@mikecoffin9236]

Bobby legit stared at Theo for like a minute straight before and after that.

[@EZee213]

@@mikecoffin9236 That's cause Theo said 'I'm asking your chick not you'....lol...and the homie Bobby got offended. I thought he pulls that power tripping BS only on his podcast but apparently he's always getting asshurt about something. Bobby's an emotional lesbian.

[@escanorkholin2246]

EeeeZeee Bruh I’m dying

[@pokiis3108]

@@EZee213 ok demarcus cousins

[@joshuapenner1569]

@@EZee213 he's not actually mad

[@jonhubler6226]

It’s funny Bobbi mentioned Joe Rogan doing so much with his podcast for comedy. I never heard of Theo Von until he was on a JRE podcast and I’ve been watching him since!

[@josepreciado6798]

Same

[@fleadoggreen9062]

Yes

[@derekpredmore1516]

Rat kingdom for life

[@BibleThumper94]

JRE was the first podcast I ever watched. And from there I picked up TFATK, KATS, TigerBelly and Your Moms house. I wouldn’t know about any of it if it wasn’t for Joe. He really does put a lot of people on. Shout out to him.

[@trey5171]

@@BibleThumper94 same brother

[@torrencarter7260]

Are you asleep or awake is so underrated😂😂😂😂😂

[@katelynbrown98]

🤣🤣 I died when Theo started singing, "Stop Hey Look Around"

[@sp-uf6tx]

bobby shrugging when he's laughing is the most adorable thing I've ever seen

[@brendanreardon9669]

Gale...did the um..Puppet Gale?....VH1...Grenda, Grenda.. No.. Gilda.. Hilda... Gale Benett.. Nighttime with um....Gritten.. Not puppets. Maybe... Tutorials?

[@maryallison0509]

How the hell did he get Grenda, Gale, Gilda from Grace. I love Theo but he is so clueless at times.

[@christdolphin69]

blondie

[@TheRenaeKate]

I was literally screaming that it's Grace lol

[@imdabeast100]

Renae Kate I didn’t even think he had anyone specific in mind I thought he was just rambling and I was dying

[@drifting202020]

That cracked my shit up.

[@culpritmedia7026]

When Bobby and Theo get together, you know incoherent hilarity will ensue!

[@brandonsteven4856]

Bobby calling someone ugly is HILARIOUS 😆 😂

[@wildmichigan8070]

When I was a teenager I had a manager that looked like David Spade. She was really nice too.

[@fireblade3655]

😂😂😂

[@jtotherog]

Im fucking dying😂

[@moviepitches]

The quickest weirdest wit in all of comedy, Theo Von

[@cor4neb]

Riff Raff needs to do stand up

[@ksligh4893]

that Polynesian hushpuppy

[@noahbixnash]

Perfect description

[@florgonzalez1211]

Always thought he was funny but starting to look him up daily for the past few days and I'm loving his sense of humor , he's so stupid but ina good way ool

[@russBwright]

Who gives a shit what you think

[@veryllfattrope16]

19:05,😭😂 "Usin a Psalms!"😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@RogueHunter7124]

he way bobby death stared at theo when he said I was asking the woman had me rolling

[@edwardlindley6269]

Tickle that nickle cat daddy

[@toppoz2298]

" who would u let bang khakyla " bruhhhh 😂😭😭

[@SuperWeedPower]

Expecting his name to pop up

[@colind1637]

“Maybe a friend? Maybe a.... southern friend that you have?”

[@daniataylor6783]

And she loved the question

[@TKO593]

Daniel Ruiz Her answer was 150% clear.

[@bigbabydogdawg4496]

@@colind1637 😭😭😭😭😭

[@Man_iLOVEcats]

Watching bobby look at theo after he told him "I asked the lady".... 😂🤣

[@phoenixmcandrewmusic]

You can tell they’re all good friends, it makes me feel warm and fuzzy 💜

[@RR-wq3pq]

The Rat king was merciful and let them travel to his Kingdom. Let there be peace amongst the podcast lands.

[@rjames5967]

Dork

[@sebamp2269]

@@rjames5967 stable boy

[@shaunr6014]

This dude did not jusT say the Polynesian hush puppie 😹😹😹😹😹 you got my sub Theo you madman lol

[@OJ9779]

That I love you exchange was so cringe and awkward I love it 🤣 41:56

[@stephen2865]

The looks from Bobby and Theo starting at 1:28:00 to 1:28:10 has me cracking up.