Trevor Wallace | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Trevor Wallace is a stand-up comedian, podcaster and actor. He is known for his viral sketches and podcast “Stiff Socks” with co-host Michael Blaustein. His first ever stand-up special “Pterodactyl” is streaming now on Amazon Prime.
Trevor Wallace returns to This Past Weekend to chat with Theo about the dark side of parking attendants, his insane ketchup-packet prank from childhood, opening an arena show for Tom and Bert, why Gypsy Rose should have been in the NBA All-Star Game, Rachel Dolezal’s new career move, and much more.
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[@rustincole_w1339]

These 2 are like Cousins who grew up states apart but always vibe at family get togethers

[@giannacargill6096]

👌🏼👌🏼

[@rustincole_w1339]

@@giannacargill6096 ✌🏻✌🏻

[@casahall]

No

[@rustincole_w1339]

@@casahall according to the thumbs ... Yes

[@casahall]

@@rustincole_w1339 nah

[@lifeofzod0328]

Petition for Trever to be on monthly, there duo is hilarious 😂

[@arieldelong6062]

I second this motion

[@31teeth97]

I agree but it wouldn’t be as special as this if that were the case! That being said I love these two together. Always a banger

[@ieradossantos]

Where? Their?

[@UrfAngel]

E

[@Jdeasy-12]

Their

[@GoofGuild]

Rat King and Frat King at it again

[@kid_doonski]

That's a good name ! If they made a series out of it they should call it that🤣

[@GoofGuild]

@@kid_doonski Rat N Frat

[@scroogemcduck9252]

This should be the name of their tour!

[@jimfogg7836]

Ratking Fratking Varmints

[@Civilmonkey1]

laying pipes in basements like the beautiful lord intended

[@marc8317]

Trevor low-key one of the best guests on this past weekend

[@Corpst]

Facts

[@cozmoee]

high key

[@SLIICKNNUTS]

Not low-key at all

[@Baillie.]

@@SLIICKNNUTSactually it quite clearly is seen as he’s had massive guests

[@SLIICKNNUTS]

@@Baillie. yes hes had massive guests, that dont mean they were the best

[@SlopCultureMadeIt]

Its refreshing to hear two comics who actually understand the comedy of one another. Nothing is going over anyone’s head with these two

[@kevinv2441]

Theo definitely missed “Go Fish” from Trevor lol that was such a sneak joke

[@flashgarcia6376]

@@xeoiiiJoe Rogan is the fucking man but he fuckin suck at riffin

[@youngserg438]

@@xeoiiipretty much

[@niezohe7392]

Real pals... Pods are all about chemistry

[@ripsqad8493]

I like how Theo set him up for “star-fucks” in Amsterdam

[@rxw5520]

Bro I never heard of Trevor Wallace before this and I’m so glad I listened to this. It’s refreshing to have a guy who just doesn’t give a shit and says whatever funny shit pops into his head. Seems like a lot of the comics these days are filtered and reserved or trying to play a role and not just being themselves. Super refreshing.

[@beautifulcorpse8202]

Check out the skits on his channel. My favorite is something called "when a pornstar thinks he's a real actor" 💀🤣

[@themaninthewoods9000]

You guys should definitely check out some of his skits on KZbin, and he has another episode with Theo from a year or two ago.

[@4-Methylaminorex]

​@@themaninthewoods9000His skits are fkn hilarious, he's too good at what he does.

[@themaninthewoods9000]

@@4-Methylaminorex Yeah one of my favorites is when he is acting like the typical mom that searches her kids room for drugs lol

[@MetalMilitia0321]

You’ve never heard of Trevor Wallace??? That’s so exciting! Lmao that dude is fucking hilarious

[@AvocadoAtrocity]

Trevor is like the guy who is dating Theo's younger sister 😂😂😂😂

[@GordonCaledonia]

Until Trev finds the tits carved into the tree.

[@chuchaftw]

😂😂

[@briangalloway3684]

OMG bro that one got my rolling 😂😂😂😂

[@mcdurmont8308]

So perfect 😂

[@KiLLaC0N_RL]

spot on!!! Lmfao

[@Vel0ciraptor]

I went to Stockton once. Found an add for a puppy on Craigslist. Drove there from Walnut Creek. Got there and all front yards were tall fenced. Pulled up to a house where whole entire family multiple generations were all out on front lawn cooking out. Got buzzed in and they took me though the house with a living room full of guys with entire faces tattood. Got to a chicken coop in the back yard and they said “go in there’s puppies back in there”. I crawled in and sure enough there were 9 half German half Golden retriever puppies. Went to gas station on corner, pulled out $300, went back and they had the puppy all bathed and a bag of food for me. Awesome people, nothing bad happened, and now I have a 7yr old huge 125 lb all black golden shepherd named Björn. Best dog ever.

[@beautifulcorpse8202]

The plot twist lol💀🙌

[@maxmeier532]

So a golden shepherd is a dog that guards your house 247 and if someone breaks in the dog demands to get petted or he'll bark.

[@Vel0ciraptor]

spot on hahaha @@maxmeier532

[@Kamibandit]

Lmfaooooooo

[@lukejohnson5539]

Someone likes there vikings! 🤘

[@jg2408]

"You call me a rainbow trout and it's on splash homie." Got me way too good

[@complexend4133]

On poseidon that's good

[@johnwray393]

Who the fuck just comes up with that 😅

[@andrewparry7300]

I cried right there

[@poojagb]

Can someone explain the joke please? I didn’t understand.

[@ForrestRooney]

​@poojagb theo said rainbow trout. Trevor said imagine being a trout and they just call you rainbow. Aka gayajio. This is when theo says if I was a trout and someone called me a rainbow it's on splash. Rather than the usual saying "on site" I hope this explanation was through and to the point.

[@dannybird748]

"What's the wiener look like on one of those things, man?" "Maybe look for a drawing of it Nick" 😂😂

[@Dockhead]

This guys head is honestly mashed but in the best way possible🤣

[@dannybird748]

@@Dockhead Haha, honestly tho. And it's hard to tell when he's serious lol On multiple occasions, I've heard him say the most off the wall shit I've ever heard and from the expressions on their same can be said for the guest in question And they're all like ha ha. No way. And then he's just like yeah, man, pull it up, Nick. And he's always one hundred percent correct on ithere is no other human alive quite like Theo

[@GTiR23]

I mean who's out there drawing wieners of random marsupials, I want that job bro

[@TheoP582]

Trevor wallace and Theo Von together automatically make genuine podcast gold.

[@McMovesdotcom]

yup, insta click. Trevor is great on podcasts, 10x so with Theo

[@thomashauer6804]

Not gay

[@jarrettthomas4865]

They good..but Theo and schaub will always be the pinnacle

[@jarrettthomas4865]

@KennyVenegas-rg1re I beg to differ. He gives endless content for more creative people like Theo to bash on…

[@nonstickmeat]

@@jarrettthomas4865 looking on the bright side I see, I like it

[@lucilandry6391]

Trevor KILLED this. Couldn’t imagine the high from getting Theo to laugh that much

[@FlyingShroom]

Theo being 43 keeps my dreams alive

[@Hekeepblessingme]

He’s turning daddy double cuatros next month praise God boi

[@mike_ish]

yea but you don't start at 40..

[@Bill_Zebub]

@@mike_ishreal

[@blastbeatindustries3191]

​@mike_ish I started at 44 and am doing better than you.

[@minimalopes39]

😂😂😂😂 I feel you.

[@danielsantiago8146]

The Rat King and the Frat King is a good title for a podcast. These two need there own show.

[@daltonwb999]

Gotta short it down to The Rat & Frat king 🫡💯

[@ieradossantos]

There?? Their... are all of you trolling or what

[@dudethatsmycat]

@@ieradossantos your just mad their not getting it write ;)

[@ieradossantos]

@@dudethatsmycat That's bait

[@thejashgreen]

@@ieradossantosyou deff told the teacher she didn’t collect the homework…

[@BexTDG]

Clocking into my Parking Attendant job while starting this pod, this is peak.

[@jamma_peach]

Blast that AC baby

[@chrisiak5720]

feel you bro just finished the pod halfway through my kitchen shift

[@robertmoore9240]

Lmao you wild

[@martiand1882]

I guarantee you burn through 3 or 4 pods a day with that job

[@ezradactyl]

Same but i work in a factory lol

[@nickpetrie2949]

1:01:52 when trevor breaks the fourth wall laughing at theo spelling out Bob lmaooo

[@maggie10]

Was looking for this I’m weak

[@mtichris12]

Lol Bob....B o b.😂

[@brookerangel-legris]

I would have missed it if you didn’t point it out. 😂 that was great!

[@benchant181]

The chemistry these guys have is just unreal

[@wokzilla]

i see this comment on every episode

[@justinhimes3675]

Theo is dressed for Jamaica and Trevor is in North Dakota. 😂. I love these two together. Must have guest for Theo. These two vibe!

[@rysbatcave6627]

That is not how our guys dress up here. Those clothes are too clean and I don't see the word Carhartt anywhere.

[@theCUMpodcast]

⁠@@rysbatcave6627carhartt overpriced as hell now

[@andie6421]

This is the second time recently we’ve had Nick producing and it’s such a throw back to the early days

[@rickmann5227]

Who traveled, Nick or Theo?

[@Randellro111]

Nick and Trevor both live in Cali so im betting that Theo travelled @@rickmann5227

[@michelsorensen4072]

@@rickmann5227 if book of hulk hogan on bookshelf that's mean LA studio

[@paulpatterson-o1e]

I LOVE NICKS LAUGH

[@stephendewit812]

Definitely brought a smile to my face when I heard Nick’s voice.

[@jvanoudenhove]

“Your kid wants to love you and you can’t handle it or somethin” hahaha those “or somethin’s” & “or whatever’s” from Theo are hilarious

[@ankitraghav1604]

Bro just laughed my ass off hearing this and just came to the comments' section just for this 😂

[@stephenholmgren405]

Theo shakes off my depression every week

[@CristianAcatrini]

Yeeeh dood

[@sha7303]

Go outside and stay away from your computer for a while

[@brookerangel-legris]

Here’s some sunshine ☀️ 💕 feel better. Gang Gang

[@Rickyrants_]

The collective “umm” after they just said the craziest thing you’ve heard this year

[@joshmoxey.]

😂😂😂

[@photomotor]

Theo: somebody fell through a portal in a vape shop after one of your shows 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Intelbrat]

Every time a new episode with trevor or Bobby come out, I know it’s going to be a phenomenal day

[@420drew]

💯💯

[@Randellro111]

Every time Trevor is on they talk about the pregnant girl that beat Theo at a spelling bee with the word Inconvenient lol

[@Shaneryan9]

Theo’s reaction to the search “black guy night club dead body” had me in actual tears.

[@oliviabui3663]

Theo: bro your special was so good Trevor: Really?!?🥰🥰🥰

[@b.1718b]

29:54

[@ryansisco7766]

So my question is i wonder if Theo knows the social media controversy going on in St. Louis. Thousands of your fans have gone to social media about your booking there. Both times you have came here back to back your booker has booked you the same night as another huge headliner. Meanwhile your tickets get announced months after the others tickets have gone on sale. Read the comments Theo. people are furious that your booker keeps doing our city like this. Look at the ticket sales Theo. It’s his poor booking faults. Meanwhile i bet he says it’s the city’s fault. No it’s his fault. He books you the same night as Tony HinchCliffe. He is a bad booker

[@DDaltonn]

Do you need a tissue I have a few

[@jordanbrock8055]

“Dude I went to this chicks house” “You did???!!!!?!?!” Hahaha

[@GuttaMarley]

I do life insurance. It's about $1500 for a cremation, plus the urn cost & whatever other fees they decide to add on. People do it because a burial is over 10k, tap in with me for the best rates. 💯💯🙏🏽

[@coffeeabuse]

Theo on non-traditional coffin presentation: "Wouldn't it be cool to be blackened? You know - with - like potatoes around you?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@ncm987]

Real question.. if you did cremate the bottom half and buried the top half.. would you only need half a coffin??

[@coffeeabuse]

@@ncm987 that thought did occur to me

[@amith__prasad]

We need these two together on a podcast every month

[@DistrictOfCriminalz]

Every week

[@samanthamorton3764]

The banter between these two flows so nicely.

[@sweetleaf2806]

gypsy rose in the NBA all star weekend KILLED me omfg 😂

[@lourdesamezcua8054]

"Harriet Tubman crocs" I haven't surprised myself with the echo of my own laugh like I just did after that line. That was fkn great.

[@GLoK-OG]

Mike from better call Saul was the perfect example of an unhinged parking attendant lol.

[@TheSodaShop]

That was literally my first thought!

[@PewPewGuy85]

I was thinking the same thing!!!!! 👍🏻

[@PewPewGuy85]

I was thinking the same thing!!!!! 👍🏻

[@PilotHardy]

Having Theo as a friend has to be so entertaining lol I'm jealous honestly

[@pocasanchez]

"The back of my leg just feels more expensive, ya know?"😂😂😂

[@RobwithoneB]

The energy these guys have is so natural. Trevor's literally the only person I've ever actually seen that has out-confused Theo lmao Also, the fact they watched Erik's old salvia video makes me so unbelievably happy. One of the best pods I've probably ever watched or listened to.

[@nickfruge5639]

I felt that way with Tim Dillon and Theo too…. I actually think Tim Dillon was my favorite one ever

[@benjj.]

Trevor actually being able to pronounce Brisbane has just elevated my respect for this man 1000x

[@kaitlynhoppe2785]

I noticed that I had to listen to it again 😂

[@WERK777]

"Do we have any black mormons? We need MORE-MAN"... did that go over both their heads? 🤣🤣🤣

[@Hollywood42081]

They're stuffing a lot of brothas now these days, pull that up!! 🤣

[@MYZ.C0]

Trevor was tip toeing around Theo’s “Get canceled” traps this entire pod😅🤣

[@jaysalisbury193]

Hadnt watched any of Trevor Wallace before. Always love Theo's stuff and Trevor is really likable and funny. Cool pod :)

[@carlofederico7778]

My two last brain cells talking to each other🤣

[@loveyoulikecrazyxoxo]

Underrated comment

[@TheRaysfan22]

the chemistry here is like two people from love on the spectrum

[@waxim.4]

51:40 😂😂 why is that so true

[@robslusser]

Bro definitely lived "Prop me up beside the jukebox when I die"

[@tigermanfann77]

Salvia is wild. I turned down a blaring radio that wasnt even on ... lol . My friend saw his childhood dog "Fido was long gone" in the den... Never did it again.

[@fishhamakua]

My dude said he wanted to be pecan crusted when he pass away. Had me lmfao 😂

[@hankfive5429]

Trevor looks like hes ready to star in saved by the bell reboot series coming to netflix in july

[@The_Unboxables]

I love that Theo told his audience to not pay for his tickets from scalpers or 3rd party sellers. We need more entertainers to do that.

[@JamesBrown-zc2eo]

All three episodes of Theo Von's podcast with Trevor Wallace as a guest has yet to fail to make me laugh. 2 solid comedic minds right here.

[@TravisTovar-fx8rz]

This is my favorite podcast in a long time..maybe ever. These guys need to team up like bad friends and bears

[@maddiee5080]

As someone from Western Australia, the way my face lit up when Theo mentioned coming back to Perth later in the year, yeah boii.

[@rickeykoga2312]

19:18 bruhhh Trevors bit about the low-cost cremation options 😅😂😅😂🔥

[@nicholasablue]

"America's Got People" is so underrated.

[@NickWishesHeWasCool]

Imagine a buddy cop movie with these two

[@laurenellis8217]

This the best comedic combo. Loved listening to you guys

[@toastmalone6157]

Shiiiiine that light on me!

[@reynasaul25]

I would let Theo and Trevor spit roast me till the cows come home

[@videki47]

“Pecan crusted” had me weak 😂😂

[@Brittany-fx7yz]

Cremation is increasing because it's costs around 3k compared to 10k+ for a traditional funeral.

[@michaelpalumbo9826]

Theo and nick back together!…you guys gotta stay together, great history and chemistry

[@LikeWyzeMusic.xdevenx]

Shout out to producer Nick for really stepping his game up for Theo and his new level of producing content. "Pull that shit up" Nick!

[@Hephthehomie]

I clicked right away, these guys have awesome chemistry what a wonderfully engaging and entertaining conversation, thanks guys!!

[@bballjj18]

Trump 2024 baby

[@jeannebekampis2832]

"I lost a spelling bee to a pregnant women" -Theo "Do you remember the word" -Trevor "inconvenience" -Theo This part sent me 🤣

[@joesmo3722]

When do they read the listener submitted stories?

[@rachaeloswalt6402]

I work third 10pm to 6am and i actually look forward to going in and putting these episodes on dude literally makes my night ive literally felt my depression and attitude get better because of these and its helped me so much everyday thanks theo keep doing you stay bless onward.

[@iDraqo]

These dumbasses had my dumbass laughing so much

[@Snppd1]

Hands down Trevor is one of the best guests ever

[@bruceyboi2662]

Temple Grandlin, truly one of the first trans cattle workers lmao😂😂

[@antoniopablo748]

HOOOOLY this is hands down one of the funniest guest, mainly because of how much Trevor made Theo laugh. and the Chemistry

[@jenny126958]

The Spanish teacher casserole day 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mtichris12]

Love when these 2 get together 🫶 💯 the funniest silliest shit. Lmfao

[@lexibacon]

the Big Mac reference confirmed the mutual woman is Brooke 💌

[@MasonQ95]

Trevor and Theo work together so well

[@macawyndy]

I once had a cop car cut in front of me in the drive-thru Dunkin Donut line.

[@AlchemySurfboards]

Everytime Theo falls back on Fredrich Douglas I love that GAWD I LOVE THAT

[@tfanning111]

I was happy to see how long the episode was because these guys crack me up and I didn’t want it to end haha. Thank you Theo, Nick, Trevor and anyone else involved

[@mary1412]

Trevor “there should be a gang for them, DS13” Theo “yeah they’d be like ‘hey homie imma hug you to death” That part had me DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeffreyramsaur796]

25:54 Theo "I like missing people" 😂

[@micahtetreault855]

Jesus Theo, My son has DS and can definitely walk backwards. 😂

[@loveyoulikecrazyxoxo]

Thanks for cleaning that up 😂

[@haydenroyer]

Best cocaine is in Australia? I believe it's like minimum $200 a gram, I don't want to come off as over exaggerating but I'm pretty sure iv herd in interviews that it's more like $400 a gram.

[@chrisanderson5240]

Theo can you come to Saskatoon? Burr did Regina several years ago and needed a second show both soled out🤙🤙

[@ivywoodxrecords]

Get Theo Trevor Wallace and Tim Dillon all on a project. They are all in their primes maybe not peak yet but man they should do something together, something man

[@mknwy]

2:18:30 TBF, "Sexting" can be the HOTTEST thing, if only you know how to talk and use certain words the RIGHT way. Not using any "cringe" words. WOMEN get wet more through words, than anything else. WORDS have a much stronger effect on any girls. But you'd need to be someone who can use the right words, at the right time. Like an EROTIC novel. There's a reason FIFTY SHADES OF GREY books are Best Sellers world wide. Most women in the world have read it, and some married women won't even admit it

[@closinginonclosure]

I'm only halfway through and Trevor has said "OFF the percs" "OFF the xans" "OFF the alcohol" "OFF the wine coolers" and a couple others. I've heard a couple of rappers and adam22 say "off" instead of "on". Is this just a thing now? You used to only say your "off" of something if you're no longer doing it. If you were down something you were "on" it. For example, drugs in general. You're "ON drugs" and not "off drugs" if you're doing them. So what's up with this off thing? It doesn't make any sense. Lol

[@724BUILTTOLAST412]

ABSOLUTELY NOT. Noah is super fooking annoying. Miss me with this one.

[@TTOS69]

Sucks people didn't think like this 10 years ago. I'm the most normal dude you could ever meet, but I like guys too. Lost basically all my friends I grew up with since I was a young kid bc they were afraid of me liking them... Like I just wanna chill with the bros. Fk those dudes.

[@333Kdigital]

15:28 rapper down the road named GOONEW was done like that

[@alisterfolson]

Imo witchcraft: Incel bros tired of girls making fun of them. Priest: "I've got an idea." ☠️😎

[@norandavis856]

When I was a very young child, my dad got pulled over when he was high on cocaine, and he forgot that he had taken all the the cocaine out of his car and didn’t even have any on him but proceeded to try and evade the police and ran through a corn field only to be reminded he didn’t even have drugs on him after they searched him and his vehicle lol

[@graygunter698]

Throw that 2002 E-Machines cool mic away or roll off that bass all I hear is bass and some distortion when you talk rat.. 2.5 mill subs and can't get a decent sound man.

[@JoachimFosse]

01:02:30 I think they overlooked a picture of Bob the Dare Officer: Third row, Second column

[@EonWil]

Lol Trever man, it's always sad to me when people know so little about history. The innocent witch who sank to the bottom would pass away while the ones that floated survived but then it proved they were a witch so were dealt with after that after a trial. Dealt with by unaliving them. Also the whole witch trial thing I learned about in school dealt with a changing America. The rural areas tended to hold onto tradition and religions while the urban areas tend to be around Port cities where new ideas would spread out into America coming from people from around the world. This change worried people in the more rural areas so the witch trials were a result of that clash

[@cyberneticthezero]

Theo is always a relaxing podcast and Trevor is always a good guest

[@matthewpearce2191]

My wife's a Mormon from Jamaica, whole country's black and they have temples there

[@breezyncj]

Man he has got to be the unfunniest person Theo has ever had on. "Lulz cops are like scared of me and people take zannies and vape at my concerts bro" So cool.