9-4-17: Labor Day, What's in the Bag, Takes Callers | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #40

Labor Day. What's in the bag? Takes callers.
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[@one3DoiNWoRk]

Theo I love your podcast, please dont lose hope because the numbers arent popping yet. Give it a year...youll be top 10 on iTunes every week.

[@auroraborealis13579]

This comment aged well. 😊😊😊

[@Briknoll93]

​@@auroraborealis13579 very well

[@TheJfunk91]

@@auroraborealis13579and it keeps on aging better and better

[@auroraborealis13579]

@@TheJfunk91 true!! 💗

[@The777Connor]

Love going back and watching older podcasts! Still just as good!

[@92jab59]

Only Theo Von and Bill Burr can entertain me talking by themselves for an hour

[@mattbrewer2752]

This podcast is just another example of why Theo is a severely underrated comic! This stuff is pure gold!

[@chillout7975]

12:21 Kim zjung aawng 😂😂watched that bit like five times now n still cracks me up 😂

[@wombathijs4560]

Just found your podcast last week. Going back and watching every one. You have the funniest podcast out there. Big fan!

[@ramondimas1252]

Yo Theo, keep at this man. You're not only a comic, you are a man that changes lives. I listened to that episode where you mentioned that you were sad and instead of losing yourself in your own sadness you decided to call a friend and ask on how he was doing and saw what else you could do for others. You lost yourself in the service of others. After this message I decided to start a community service group where people with anxiety and depression get together and do some community service. Thank you for your words and the comedy that cheers me the hell up. Stay Strong Hermano. - From Chandler, AZ

[@nicoleherceg1574]

Just had a baby 2 weeks ago. Your podcast was one of my life jackets keeping me afloat cause for me, it was hard to laugh, but you always got me at least giggling!! :)

[@GoldenFlower11235]

What's in the baaaag??!😆

[@brianlewis1372]

I miss this song.

[@ajemeyson]

The north Korea rant was the most brilliant and hilarious content ever conceived! Theo is an ABSOLUTE comedy GENIUS!!

[@caryrobertdean]

I tell people that you're my favorite comedian. I know most of them might have not heard of you, but I try to get them to give you a watch. I appreciate you Theo "humdidity" Von

[@P0ppaH]

Congrats on getting the part Theo! You're gonna nail it!!

[@shapoopy2964]

I had no idea I was listening to a man with such a beautifil head of hair.. This changes everything. Onward

[@claytonjennings262]

Can't wait to see you get big! You rule man.

[@eddemania4676]

I got possessed by ghosts over the weekend for like 3 hours. I didn't even know my name. I'm not doing shrooms for along time. At least not 7 grams from a dude name Trip.

[@TheoVon]

that crisp city

[@eddemania4676]

Theo Von lol my man. Love u bruh! Keep on being you

[@oiitzME1266]

Mark Mays how many/much did You eat ?

[@racerx9223]

EddE Mania I trip with my friend trip too..

[@racerx9223]

that's good advice to the judgemental woman, be curious, but make a game out of looking for the opposite, focus on trying to find positive judgements, and would you like to have people doing the same thing to you. positivity adds, negativity takes away..

[@lightoftheworld6219]

Theo is a modern day poet

[@BlackPhillip666]

... and a poet for the ages tomorrow.

[@Ins_ta]

Theo, you are one of the funniest dudes out there right now.. but you need guests on this podcast. Seeing you interact with people is brilliant.

[@thesickstoner5808]

"I used to read graffiti... and some of it was pretty damn educational" 😂😂😂

[@jamesdelaney762]

You're the best dude. Rogan, Segura, Burr & Norm MacDonald would be my dream guests on your show.

[@auroraborealis13579]

2 out of 4....onward!

[@fuckoff1526]

Keep em coming Theo! You make my Sunday nights!

[@mikez3901]

Congrats on getting the part Theo, u da ma yo!

[@phoenixmcandrewmusic]

Can’t stop thinking about the episode I just watched with Bobby and Theo talking about fuck knows what they were talking about - related to Kim Jong Un and it’s maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[@bullseye1985mac]

Theo rocks the party that rocks the body.

[@alexuncommon314]

Theo pronouncing Kim Jong-un made me spit out my Cheerios.

[@markanthony1273]

Loving the podcast, doing it right man

[@TheFarmacySeedsNetwork]

oh no! the scrot cut! I feel your pain man! haha! they'll think you have a menstrual cycle... rofl keep a styptic pencil around (for clotting cuts from shaving / etc) something like this: www.amazon.com/Clubman-Pinaud-Styptic-Pencil-Travel/dp/B00E5QJC04 haha! boat radios in a car! lol ... dont dial 911... call the coast guard! I wanna be planted in a garden and be pushin up home grown tomatoes. love the pizza drug story... rofl... i can't afford those drugs on this pay! rofl

[@TrapDaily]

cant wait till u get a cohost and guests this is gonna be great

[@alexvoskanian3265]

Loving the new set Theopholus. Can you try to get Joey Diaz on one of these days ? I discovered you on his podcast, and the chemistry was tremendous

[@TheoVon]

guests will be at some point

[@preyoked3655]

Yeah Theo with positive energy guests is best Theo in my opinion. Thanks for the content Mr.

[@xanderviktor4111]

Oh my god theo Thankyou for this

[@WesleyThibodeau]

"Theo knows how to go to heaven, with flavor!" -Theo Von That should be the quote on your own poster, best line ever!

[@larryhoover718]

"There's some senior men in there... that would happily go round two. Ok?" Lmaooo

[@hostilehunter5693]

Wtf @ 18:15... his shirt changed and it tripped me out

[@trevorgiant9181]

I heard ken jong oom lol

[@juelz1911]

Please dont do a cohost my friend. Get a solid producer/editor and have occasional guests but maybe do guests on thursdays and just you on mondays. This is the highlight of my week im gonna support you on patreon ive seen you live ive bought shirts lol just dont get a cohost it will jist take away

[@senseicorey9979]

Theo this is your strongest podcast yet, keep it up !

[@markvickroy6725]

Man.... Theo ya just had to clip that magnificent mane wits ya ball bag didn't ya.... Hey if it gets you the gig..

[@brittneyrave]

So today is my best friend's birthday, and she's a huge fan of yours. So her dad got her a birthday cake that said "Happy Birthday Headrick". Lmao

[@TheoVon]

HAHA. This made my day

[@brittneyrave]

Theo Von and your comment just made hers. She's gonna like pee her pants with excitement. Lol

[@calbaza19]

Theo is so funny constantly, big up from the UK

[@sloridehikes]

That pizza story 🍕 is methed up....lol

[@kiserschaus]

theo "gum down a viet" von never ceases to deliver the dirty GOODS....mucho thankers

[@beyondtheview9668]

Much love from Texas bruh

[@Rickardio_]

I've cut my sack many times while manscaping. I usually use my electric clippers for the job. It's quick and easy, unless you cut your bag, then I need to stop the bleeding. Scissors are the way to go.

[@bigbhenn1]

Chill podcast mane. Releases the devil mojo built up from the week

[@noLuckyStrike09]

Ken John Oem playing Whack a'Mole n shit with human Koreans.... What a weekend.

[@richardkempter1402]

Found you from Harland Williams podcast. You were a riot. Continued success!

[@Quency33]

theo you are the fucking shit easily one of the best human beings on earth at this current moment

[@EDeeire]

Hopefully people from the Church show more support.

[@Klocaine237]

You are so awesome. I love your mind. I feel like when I listen your in my head. Celebrate brother.🤙🤙🤙love u 2 🖕NK

[@dutcher517]

just discovered this guy. My buddy sent me a stand up of him tripping balls on stage. It was so awesomely awkward. This podcast and the one in the car, Nissan I think it was. Keep on making stuff.

[@DarkLinkAD]

I felt like I was watching this episode, and it had a hidden narrative. Between 0:08 and 0:19 "Don't let'em know your too high" "What would Theo Von say in this episode" "Say something allready!" "Hello ITS MONDAY"

[@DarkLinkAD]

"What do I do with my hands? O.O"

[@brianlewis1372]

That will he cool to see you acting again dawg!

[@AlchemySurfboards]

Unfortunately ive seen a hanfdul of people run straight into the double fire tornado of flames that ingulfed the burningman on burn night in 2014. I was high on acid and watched these people run oassed the security and the caution tapes seemed very sacrificial and i havent been back to bunring man since then.

[@AlchemySurfboards]

Burning man is full of the dark arts but there's light arts there too

[@morganfreeman710]

Theo is the goat

[@ThatManChase]

That sock had to work bro!

[@tyshaeffer]

Btw youre even funnier when just talking insead of being on stage lmfao

[@matthewthurmond1991]

did u change shirts? lol love love love the show

[@TheoVon]

yeah had to clarify a moment bc it seemed a touch rapey when i listened through

[@Quency33]

hahahahahahahhahahahah he used to go to strangers christenings

[@PoketuberDad]

Don't milling on the top of your brain, brain babies. Be a brain daddy

[@TParty]

Laughed my ass off. Keep it up Theo!

[@davidmari2122]

6:18 was great

[@TheFarmacySeedsNetwork]

about 47:00 you mean "have your cake and eat it too"

[@ohshoot444]

Holy shit this is good.

[@fargoth7]

Theo von and Sam Hyde are my favorite comedians by faaaar

[@tyshaeffer]

Bruh dont chip clip your nutsack- your buddy Ty P.s maybe super glue would work?or perhaps some chewed up taffy.

[@CBReptiles1]

Theo

[@seanc280]

Hell yeah theo

[@williamwallace4898]

i showed my mom and pops pic of you i found on joe rogen podcast..momma said i didnt know u knew joe rogen. i said i dont momma that aint me..she had to put on her glasses then gave my day a fucking evil look...he walked outta the fucking room smiling...lmfassoff..wtf im stil buggin bruh

[@phoenixmcandrewmusic]

I took £100’s worth of drugs when my sister died and they just didn’t work I felt numb apart from grief it was crazy I just couldn’t get high so I think death and love are stronger than drugs and maybe drugs get too much credit.

[@willdeluxemusic]

15:30😂

[@matthewthurmond1991]

what's with the t shirt change?

[@steverotters3218]

humble pie*

[@MFJoneser]

King Jon Uhh

[@MultiOomf]

What's your PO BOX?

[@williamwallace4898]

after hearing your dad was 70 when u were born i asked my dad if he was laying any pipe in louisianna in 79 or 1980 cause u look more like me than my blood brother..im still fuckin trippin bruh

[@HeWhoFlewFromInwood]

all I hear is him talking

[@littlelacey6777]

Brain daddy

[@dajosher8134]

L

[@user-xq8uf3jx4l]

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