Druski Teaches Theo Von How To Charm a Black Woman

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[@rustyvessel5086]

The look of confusion on Druski when Theo says vaping at night 😂

[@oscarlizaola]

😂 💯

[@StanHowse]

I can't tell if Theo is just fkn with him, and he ain't quite got it yet, or what.

[@originalanika]

🎉

[@flip_em_off9360]

And when he says the letter s

[@Harryandrews22]

Ahhaha I caught that 😂😂

[@alexc8133]

Theo: She look like the letter s bruh Producer: 👉🏽S Thanks man lmao

[@briancomforti3890]

Bro describing Trogdor for a bit there

[@anotherslowtown9601]

for real. bruh came in clutch.

[@MarieAmicalola]

The way that bit of Sesame Street took me out.

[@armando1829]

It was for our brothers out here not exactly remembering the alphabet

[@JohnDoe-qh5xg]

Kinda safe to assume Theos fans need visual clues/ques Be honest you got confused for a sec before the S popped up didn't you?

[@kylepomeroy73]

“ u gotta be assertive not too much you know how yall get “ 😂 he snuck that shit in there 😂 Theo can’t escape his civil war looking head 😅

[@MentalDeviant]

Kinda Prejudice unless He was being funny

[@retishe7660]

​@@MentalDeviantit's a comedy podcast this ain't ahh geezz gosh sensitive people

[@kylekiedeisch9521]

@@MentalDeviant I'm white and i thought it was hilarious

[@Ydcg3mini]

😂😂😂

[@kylepomeroy73]

@@MentalDeviantI’m white as wonderbread man 😂

[@helpoj]

We need a buddy cop movie with these two 😂😂

[@jofla]

YES

[@UnknownEvil_BadAliens]

That would be one of the best chemistry recipe just let them Roll with the vibe, let them improvise most of the movie

[@MichaelLudden]

Fact

[@kay-collins]

“Not too assertive, you know how y’all get” 😂😂

[@shauntee5335]

😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@AlbanianThrash]

none of that turn back the clock shit 😂😂

[@josephstewart9196]

The little things Theo says ..”as long as she’s not vaping at night” Wtf 😂

[@cjohnson_]

I'm still thinking about that 😂😂😂😂

[@willie417]

He have an issue with that, probably something from his drug days

[@iMsOiNsO]

Ig cuz he sees as smoking should have a cut off time like drinking should

[@paulj6805]

The look druski gives after he says that is comedy gold

[@npcnobody4926]

I think he could mean that he wants to kiss her at night and wouldn’t want her breath to be Smokey but that is a space jam stretch 💀

[@kelsilulu]

As a blk woman the ultimate turn off is when a yt guy tries to act like a brotha when approaching me. Also, don’t listen to guys like druski

[@bryanadkins2944]

Black women don't describe themselves as "blk". Nice try weirdo that's trying to cosplay as a black person online.

[@itss_nattyj]

Girl, agreed! Do not listen to Druski. Lmao

[@MrBanks-dp4zp]

I'll translate for yall sistas. "They want a want you white boys to throw a lil bit of that 1800 assertiveness in there, a lil slave play...a lil beneath me activity"

[@powderedtoastfacekillah734]

Cmon he was right about not mentioning the luggage though right?

[@bigz5262]

I was gonna say let me see some of the women this works with lol

[@DespicableBunny]

"not the turn back the clock shi" "not the 1800s...2012 and up" LMAOOOOO

[@SkeletonQuay5]

this dudes face when he's trying to imagine the weird shit theo is saying is funnier than the shit theo is saying lmaooooo

[@christacoffen7871]

Yeah you can see him rolling his eyes up to his brain..to try and visualize that stuff Theo is getting on with. Hahaha

[@John-gh2lz]

You 2 have a sick ass vibe together. A whole seperate podcast with u 2 would fuckin kill it .

[@KidBowsur]

Unfortunately I think druski makes too much money for his own podcast.

[@christacoffen7871]

I noticed that too! Like friends since they were youngsters. Lol

[@rashams1605]

I WOULD LOVE THAT

[@PlatinumHustle]

Pisces and Scorpio energy

[@larrydanadavid2435]

“sick ass vibe” 😆😂🤣

[@kris3813]

He low key setting him up 😂 like you better wave and say lovely

[@ml.9417]

Waving is weird lmao. Druski was right

[@cc-dt1sh]

Lovely is such a sexy word for a man to describe me as 🥰 not “damn you bad as hell” 🤢🤢

[@86dmo]

“You like fine as hell with all that luggage” hahahahaha

[@ayeshaophelia]

You can absolutely say lovely! That is better than fine as hell. ❤

[@nomoresunforever3695]

He's talking about a specific type of black woman as if thats the only type.

[@disguiseddv8ant486]

Do you really think saying "lovely" to Sexyy Red would do the trick?

[@86ajmn]

@@disguiseddv8ant486yes. It would immediately make you stand out and she’s a fuckin woman ain’t she? You rather be like every other dude or the one who says different things in different ways??

[@calex901]

Ngl “lovely” is a cheat code. Girls never hear it these days and there’s something soft and genuine about it that really, really gets them

[@IDFK__]

Depends on the woman.

[@sebbenforte]

"At long as she's not vaping at night" lmao for real Theo that girl can't be having no panic attack looking for her vape in my apartment bruh. I ain't tryin to see that level of depravity.

[@Moe_Lester96]

😂😂

[@MoniB888]

…but sometimes… it’s worth it 😉😏😈

[@attractionspice]

Druski doesnt sound like he knows how to talk to women either... Don't listen to that Theo, please!!! hahahahahah

[@Tee-kc3pn]

😂😂😂😂 ikr lol... I'm listening like...... wtf is he talking about????

[@joelman1989]

He gave that “where’s my hug” type energy with that advice

[@Babyshoes777]

I’d love being called lovely. Don’t listen to this man. Is he in a happy relationship with a black woman? I wouldn’t respond to someone saying I was fine as hell. 😒

[@Travishibachi87]

Well you are lovely...so there ya go 😉💚

[@roxannaramirez929]

Seriously, if I was in a car and a man said that too me, I’d raise the window and put it in tint mode and drive away, versus someone saying something along the first line Theo said…actually I think those are both true stories

[@johnsonjj117]

@@roxannaramirez929 not sure my poor ass knows what you mean when you say, put it in tint mode. Is that a feature on cars now, like those all glass bathrooms that fog over when the door shut.

[@roxannaramirez929]

@@johnsonjj117 I don't know if it's a feature but I think with all the tech out these days it would be. Maybe on some expensive cars. Not mine in real life

[@Yah_Mean]

Dawg when they simultaneously hit that “na-na-nuh-naaaa” I lost it. 😂

[@dizzyh]

Hahaha that was sick bro

[@elgalloblanco]

For real I’m about to tune that shit up now

[@bobbysingh3602]

What song is that

[@dizzyh]

@@bobbysingh3602 it’s “Make em say Uhh” by Master P 😊

[@Robertoni7]

Lol, he’s teaching him how to get at the more aggressive ones not the nice ones he wants. Don’t listen Theo! just be yourself.

[@camronbitzer3159]

Theo -As long as she's not vaping at night... Dru-🤨

[@charflyone6365]

I made that same face at the same time 🤣🤣 At night? Why the night?

[@Adrian-gn5bw]

😅 perfect emoji

[@ebbyc1817]

I like Theo exactly as he is. He's funny. He's honest and he's empathic. Nothing wrong with saying lovely, nice black girls don't need to hear fine af.

[@MarvelMadness2003]

That’s cause most black girls are 🤢

[@MsTaLaiah]

I agree. Lovely. Beautiful. 🤎 I also agree that saying it twice means you just wanna f---, but I would think that if the guy said it once, so... 😅

[@gilgamesh5796]

@@MsTaLaiahthe guy just wants to fuck no matter what he is coming out his mouth. He aint thinking about building a family with a booty he just saw 5 seconds ago, those thoughts happen way later.

[@ebbyc1817]

@@MsTaLaiah" but I would think that if the guy said it once, so... " I know right? 😅

[@calex901]

Being your authentic self is always the way to go.. with any woman of any type or race!

[@TheLMilli]

“None of that turn back the clock shit” was gold

[@shift_nation4785]

He wasnt lying he grew up with brothers he has soul! 😅

[@bodimccall9073]

People saying he fabricates all his stories but… then they all end up seeming spot on down the line 😂

[@wileyhxc]

That’s that Louisiana spice.

[@sensis8036]

Ugh

[@cryptidian3530]

If Bill Burr can snag a sister, so can Theo. xD

[@chingonbass]

He got the worst kind that cucked him and took his balls.

[@deeznutz8320]

Theo is a way better looking man though😂

[@dmacarthur5356]

Actually I'm kinda surprised Theo doesn't date a nice non smoking black woman.

[@chantel2594]

Hahaha 😂

[@johnindigo5477]

Hes not chill like that But sexyred might call back

[@jobozo99]

“She looked at me twice” I feel that one

[@ShowKase]

Never in my wildest dreams would I imagine Theo singing classic Tevin Campbell songs LOL

[@BMG19FUNNYDIE]

All over the radio 1990's New Orleans.

[@Jay-jb2vr]

Black folks fall for anything. Always getting bamboozled 💯

[@peekaboots01]

What song was that he was singing?

[@ShowKase]

@@peekaboots01 "Can We Talk". Look it up its a classic.

[@rheeryder2524]

​@@peekaboots01Song: Can We Talk By: Tevin Campbell

[@fightington]

Thats some Advanced level Larry david/Leon from both parties

[@superdoopercooper1962]

“She looked like the letter S bruh” 😂😂😂

[@oskaraxelkvist2405]

I really hope Theo finds true love and a happy life, he is such a genuine dude with a big heart, trying to give us all a good time ❤

[@JayPirate]

These 2 might just need to start there own podcast together 😂 this shit too good

[@lukemurray4950]

If you want to attract a black girl you need to be clear in your intrest. Both white boys and black girls think the other is not into them so you need to nake it clear. Also never try to be black and even if you have some traits in the way you talk, whiten them up a little. Black girls who are into white boys wanr a white boy, not a pale skinned black boy. And all the normal things apply. Be confident. Don't act like a girl like that won't be into you and be honest. 100% of the shots you don't take miss. At the end of the day, if she is in to you, you will have success, if she isn't, you can learn and improve from that experience.

[@aelfwealld]

You mean to tell me black people walk a certain way? Huh…. Who woulda thought. Let me guess, they act a certain way too.

[@dahliaherrod4301]

Yeah, I have no corrections to make. You gave great advice. Can't emphasize enough to be direct. We don't do wishy-washy.

[@sensis8036]

How bout we're not a pair of sneakers!!!! Stick to what u know theo We're goid! Thx Ugh

[@lukemurray4950]

@@sensis8036 what???

[@sensis8036]

@@lukemurray4950 Have you Heard some of the comments Theo makes with other white dudes about black women???? The nerve! Generalizing about how they ate in bed?? They can keep their trash locker rm talk to themselves! Its offensive to be objectified and spoken of as if to say hes a prize and we should be happy that hes WILLING to be with us on a date gtfoh pls!!! Slave master mentality on these whyte boys I swear

[@philippecote8571]

I love Theo and always thought he was at his best when he could bounce random thoughts off someone who would tee him up instead of going on his own rant. That's why I was such a King and the Sting fan. Every time I see a clip of Theo/Druski I can't help but smile just knowing Mr. "What do you mean by that?" is literally the perfect dance partner.

[@primetime0009]

That man said play it on his phone😂😂

[@brianjohnson5665]

Theo has soul! Always have always will!

[@alg5534]

Having the music play through the bag check is a brilliant ice breaker! Taking notes!

[@christacoffen7871]

The face on him trying to think like Theo haha God love him!! You two mesh together so well. Lol

[@JoeBarrow021104]

LOVE THAT JAM!!!!

[@shmeck7413]

Love this duo always funny asf🤣

[@justjoey6939]

Druski tryin to bait Theo into saying Sexy Red is ratchet....'whats nice?' Although she be doing some questionable things, she was his guest and he keeps respectful. Also howling at the Tevin Campbell singing😂😂😂

[@deeznutz8320]

That interview gave me a whole different perspective of her

[@Ganstagrillz10]

Whole new respect for Theo

[@GeekofMordor]

These 2 are gold together

[@andyrevo19]

He lost me when he said she look like the letter S lmao bro what

[@tnt01]

😂

[@dattrax7]

Me too 😂

[@theascendunt9960]

He meant she got em curves in all the right places.

[@jamesgraham5876]

Top hump is titties and the bottom hump is booty. Side profile image.

[@stevenlantigua9544]

She got curves lol

[@user-kp4gh8dr1o]

I hung around for the second look,it still counts!😂

[@mattjamesofc]

3:30 “maybe I play that on my phone”

[@thudtrades1850]

Sensational!

[@SullyAfgarshe]

Theo hilarious bruh 😂😂😂

[@eddieleeshort]

Theo Turnin up to the song was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@lucasfolkmusic]

Theo has got the imagery part of his absurdist humor locked in. Swimming upstream on the TSA machine is funny af.

[@LordBeezleDwarf]

Lmfao @ the caption and the first minute of this video

[@The_Devil_Breaker_]

Theo is so fuckin funny forever lmao

[@AZwhiteflower]

Bwahahaha!! You two need to team up more often.. 😂

[@klondike69none85]

funniest theo guest imo

[@SrAntonio301]

These two just need their own show

[@brandondiaz-lopez3945]

Was not expecting the harmony at the end😂😂. Ayeee i rock with it tho

[@brunoarres1187]

Every visual example Theo throws out Druski replies “yeah” and then stares in confusion

[@ABC3-2]

lol as an actual black woman…never listen to Dru, he’s a great comedian but everything he says should be taken as pure entertainment and jokes. Please don’t approach me like he said to, I will run

[@superdupercoolawesome]

These 2 need a movie. ASAP😂😂😂

[@brandonsvorinic]

Theo a real 1 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@christopherbagley3271]

Assertive is a fire lane

[@jc-tu6pg]

dude's voice reminds me so much of bernie mac. miss bernie so much damn...

[@CullenCochran]

“I’m a modern day soldier brother” pure poetry

[@geechii333]

Theo knowing the beginning to “ make ‘em say ugh “ turnt me up 😭🤣 I’m the colonel of this mf Tankkk !!

[@Shizzmonger]

We need a druski x Theo pod

[@changeoffocus1074]

*THE UNEXPECTED HARD AZZ LAUGH I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED* !!! 😂 Wooo

[@deepverydeepak]

3:31 "And then I play that on my phone" 😂

[@dizzyh]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Make em say uhhh. Theo Von, a true OG

[@asha8859]

Come on with the Come on, THEO!!!! 🍫 ❤ 🍫 I’m here for it!

[@floridaman7]

Bring the master p energy 😂

[@Utrechtborn]

MAKE EM SAY UUUUHHHHHHHHH

[@julienchaput8396]

These guys have chemistry for days.

[@HMK.]

Theo von is a certified brotha

[@jennsi8326]

Theo is the cutest

[@GodAli-wy7ob]

😂😂 This is funny as shit 😆

[@reubenmanners5209]

Theo needs a black girl for real. Some of the best kitty.

[@spacebar9733]

wtf 😭

[@dianacooper-havlik4115]

Theo can rap

[@miladrahim5437]

2:04 really sent me!😆

[@S5King7]

Great convo, but can't say I agree with the pick-up advice. I would never have told a girl she was fine off rip. That's implied by the fact you're asking her out. After you get her contact, you can leave her with the compliments just to add some flavor. Same approach irregardless of race or ethnicity if you're talking to a nice girl in a nice environment.

[@spacebar9733]

Thank you yes!!

[@SeemoreDunkan]

Every video of a nice black guy teaching a nice white guy how to charm a nice black girl has to end with them singing together ☺❣

[@Christedesco717]

I feel ya dawg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@swyllie30]

“Turn back the clock”. lol

[@robertwashington9651]

This interaction was hilarious not too much cause you know how yall get lol

[@corientewilliams]

😂y’all clownin

[@JuanitaGrande]

Ha! Ya had me with the wave! 🙃😊

[@pingu1352]

I'm listening more now than I ever have in church

[@scottiepiffen9320]

from 2012 and up is crazy😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@eltronado1547]

The No Limit synced up 🫡

[@jonnymorpeth6520]

QUALITY 😂

[@phowlermusic]

Love the impromptu Tevin Campbell sing along 😂

[@DarkPsyde721]

“I’m the cornel of this mafuckin tank!”

[@magicknight13]

The way I started singing along when they started singing can we talk 😂

[@davidec.4021]

4:18 two brothers just vibing

[@magicknight13]

"Nice" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@looooooovemusic]

3:55 He even knows the choreo😂😂

[@DavidPerez-sj6md]

"I'm tryna imagine that"

[@TheCarpentersApprentice]

😂😂😂

[@blackitikatt533]

That was so cute! 😂🤣❤💕💋

[@hollieminor2958]

He has been mis- directed what he said "lovely" was fine. We don't expect all men to act the same. That's part of the problem everyone acting the same... Show Your real personality because we ladies are also not all the same.

[@jacobmcvay123]

Bro when they stuck up the S with eyes when Theo said “she looked like the letter “S,” I about pissed myself.

[@3rdcoast94]

“2012 & up” 😂

[@blottolotto7648]

...and im gonna play that on my phone....lmaoooooo🤣🤣

[@vaughanth-iosiophakis9280]

2012 and up🤣🤣👏🏽

[@Bigdogsaji]

Theo knowing can we talk is fucking epic

[@jasonw.9136]

He knows how! Red please!!