EAS Story: The Verneshot

[@ThePhoenixFire]

Oops, mistake at the end. Whatever, mistakes happen. Hope you’ll enjoy this first done scenario! It took a lot out of me, lol.

[@eastmelbournewx]

ThePhoenixFire I thought at 15:16, it said turn us on..🤣

[@Kdrews-tn8oy]

Phoenix do a dying light scenario

[@claytonwade3570]

Phoenix, this was so realistic, that is some amazing planning that goes into this, props to you! Cheers from MIssouri

[@AngelBrockTubbyBodSupporter888]

Awesome Scenario

[@zacharymillercubing]

Imagine just being in indiana one day and the next day you just get yeeted into the air like that carnival catapult ride

[@jonslife3533]

Thats gonna get a whole lot worse before it gets better

[@18Cursed]

"Weeeee! Wait. What am I doing in the sky? Oh SH*T AAAAAAAAAH"

[@jonslife3533]

@@18Cursed Whee i can fly *gets smacked by a flying bus*

[@tlepageart]

Yay I'm flying!! Wait.. Hold up.. *Gets hit by a flying car"

[@jonslife3533]

@@tlepageart a mid size sedan , so perfect until you get hit by it ...

[@TheOwoshiArchive]

Even though you’re the first to try a Verneshot event, you’ve set the bar very high. Great job on this scenario!

[@erikaceleb]

I agree

[@t_miner3210]

Owoshi, do a verneshot

[@hulick6910]

Hi!

[@martinhofs1869]

What IS a Verneshot?

[@SPCHermitage]

An asteroid event was bad. Now there’s this. Great work.

[@jessenialozano4249]

SPCHermitage 1258 Hey, look it’s you!

[@erikaceleb]

I love your videos

[@coal9205]

Indiana: *gets yeeted into the stratosphere* Africa: oh *SHI-*

[@RadioMuffinEAS]

Everyone else: *Oh damn*

[@funibikeman6769]

He ded

[@aircraftandmore9775]

India: wait what the why is everything going dow- OH GOD AHH

[@WildDiamond07]

Oh bleep lmfao

[@MoonlightMirage]

"Please stand by." Got it "Please stand by." Don't worry I'm still here, I'm concerned about what's--- "Please stand by." Why are there sirens going on?! ._. _Finally gets on with message_ Being someone outside of those five states, that's how I would react at the end XD

[@shelbythibodeau5506]

"... please stand by."

[@scythridge7102]

See this is what happens when you dump your unwanted Taco Bell into the Earth's core.

[@kingdedede7335]

Great now I cannot get that blursed image out of my head

[@PsychoticGirl2003]

@@kingdedede7335 same. I thank the person for this comment it made me laugh

[@damonthaplaya8443]

Finally, the Verneshot thing becomes an EAS mock.

[@RoRoshi8]

I like to fall asleep to eas videos (odd i know) but i had to keep my phone out because i always love the commentary of the timeline travelling person :) this was a really great concept for an eas video btw, keep it up🤘🏻

[@Bitzy]

omg i’m so glad i’m not the only one that needs (likes) these to fall asleep..

[@jacobymryoutube]

Ok but what if a real EAS happened and you thought it was a scenario?

[@RoRoshi8]

@@jacobymryoutube i dont live in america so its alright ive gotten accustomed to it

[@katyrosy124]

@@jacobymryoutube I would know better the EAS on the KZbin would be silenced or the video paused with an eas booping sound. For tvs I would obviously know even if I have noise canceling headphones I would hear the very loud beeps at the first the boops in the middle and beeps at the end

[@tracegatlin6307]

Wow that was good However I think I had a mini stroke when that air raid siren kicked in lol 😂 10/10 on the air raid siren jumpscare

[@RCT3Crashes100]

Everyone in Indiana: [Relaxing] Earth: "So, you have chosen death..."

[@KawaiiHippityHop-cl5bb]

Meowth wants to attack (love your profile picture)

[@Jinxtheonee]

My mom's brother:💀

[@eastmelbournewx]

What a coincidence, it’s set in Rising Sun Kentucky, but the sun won’t be “rising” anymore...🤣

[@jacobymryoutube]

Lol

[@shelbythibodeau5506]

Something will be "rising", alright... ...but not the sun!

[@TeslasTacos]

new orleans wouldve been more of a reference

[@katyrosy124]

@@shelbythibodeau5506 yeah its the Earth's gases

[@epicstimulus282]

At 6:11, the alert mentioned a magnitude 11 earthquake. In reality, this is predicted to be an earthquake that could possibly split the Earth in two.

[@jonslife3533]

I'm not an expert , but I'm pretty sure things would get very exciting , very quickly , and not in a good way if that happened

[@rubensteinfinsteraarhorn9028]

it should be a 12

[@epicstimulus282]

@@rubensteinfinsteraarhorn9028 I thought that I the first place but I was corrected by some geologists about it

[@epicstimulus282]

@@jonslife3533 ye

[@TheOwoshiArchive]

Epic Stimulus Actually, I believe that’s a magnitude 15. According to some sources, the Chicxulub impact _may_ have caused an earthquake with a magnitude of 13. And even that didn’t split the Earth in two.

[@raider7418]

I never heard of a verneshot. Well done on this one!!

[@u2yes1dnoedcpsabrinakittyb2]

Raiders Fan 34 Look it up

[@ayabananya]

you should really make more of these, they are really good

[@Hyperb2002]

There's a guy who actually uses Paul, the TRUE voice of the Emergency Alert System? Nice!

[@dutcheasfan6321]

@Lachlan MC Magee [POE TWO] The voice at the beginning is Dave

[@dutcheasfan6321]

@Lachlan MC Magee [POE TWO] Sitepal

[@dutcheasfan6321]

@Lachlan MC Magee [POE TWO] I would recommend it. Use it with cooperation with Audacity and you're ready. (That face isn't gonna kill you 😂)

[@BlindingLight]

Paul was retired in 2016 tho

[@Hyperb2002]

@BlindingLight No, he wasn't. And if he was, who replaced his voice?

[@davidanderson2814]

This is my favorite EAS Scenario of all the ones I have watched. Well done.

[@katyrosy124]

For those who don't know what a Verneshot is here's what it means according to Wikipedia "A verneshot (named after French author Jules Verne) is a hypothetical volcanic eruption event caused by the buildup of gas deep underneath a craton. Such an event may be forceful enough to launch an extreme amount of material from the crust and mantle into a sub-orbital trajectory, leading to significant further damage after the material crashes back down to the surface."

[@FireFalcon-xz9ey]

eas: please listen and don't turn off your device me:Its kinda hard to do that when that siren is blaring in my ear

[@aplane9625]

I think caseoh managed to find that steakhouse burrito

[@estrelladelmar89]

Imagine one minute you’re just chilling with the homies and then the next minute y’all get yeeted into space. And then the next minute y’all are in Africa

[@18Cursed]

That siren added the horror factor at the end very well. Nice Detail!

[@robeloox22]

"It is expected for a LARGE portion of Indiana will be thrown into the atmosphere" Well then, that's a powerful eruption.

[@Mae_Renneburg]

Robeloox that’s what she said

[@BlindingLight]

* generic laugh track *

[@robeloox22]

@@BlindingLight * even louder generic laugh track *

[@TheChibiGingi]

Earth: This state does not bring me joy. YEET!

[@jacobymryoutube]

Omg lol

[@jacobymryoutube]

Timestamp?

[@misscaptainlily]

*me only half listening to this because my brain is running extremely fast and i'm doing like 20 different things at once*

[@tguns1]

Just in time for my lunch break! Also, 1st!

[@hammermfhead]

Despite the mistake, this was a thrilling scenario. Great work

[@mistythekittylover9436]

Q: what is a verneshot? A: a verneshot i a crack that goes deep to the mantle. Gas from the mantle comes out and goes to the surface then the gas rises to the atmosphere leading to a possible greenhouse effect

[@hackerjake3917]

Hi

[@b063.]

Hi

[@BlindingLight]

Thanks for the info

[@funibikeman6769]

And parts of the earth get thrown into the outer atmosphere and come back down to impact. Chances are the event 65-66 mya. What is the chance that the volcanic activity and “asteroid” happens simultaneously.

[@katyrosy124]

@@funibikeman6769 what about a 10 on a level of the earthquake combined with a supervolcano exploding and the asteroid?

[@Gavinosborne.]

When the earth farts

[@t_aikutsu]

Well yes -, but actually no-

[@HanaNoMachi]

Everyone gangsta until-- *We interrupt our programming, this is a global emergency*

[@TheCrazyCapMaster]

We joke about “taking our problems and pushing them somewhere else”... dis what happens 🤣🤣 I’m thinking there had to be someone standing around outside, they look up and see Indiana headed into the stratosphere 🧐 “intriguing”

[@LuckyDoge]

Dammn. Im actually suprised of this, minus points on one of the parts cuz of a bit of bad english, but I have it too. But Everything else id awesome and it feels real! 10/10!

[@Corgipon]

I give this a thumbs up!

[@whokodthelonghorn]

Another upload! Very excited for this!

[@epicstimulus282]

Such an interesting scenario!

[@livcrew794]

"it is expected for a large portion of indiana to be thrown into the atmosphere" me on my porch with binoculars witnessing thousands of people burn up in the atmosphere: DO A FLIP

[@stormcooper]

10:02 captions: [ M U S I C ]

[@kaspikey9553]

Don't you love being yeeted into the atmosphere?

[@Exodim]

i did not think that planet itself could just commit suicide at any point, though out of its own will

[@DiamondKittyCat]

Well at least it's one that mentions the relative area I live in.

[@golliath33]

This is very well done keep it up! :)

[@howaboutno7429]

*nothing can be done to destroy the verneshot* meanwhile NASA waiting for the moment to vaporize a asteroid with a nuke for some time

[@zanewederell9571]

Earth be like "excuse me while I perform the greatest YEET of all time"

[@equinoxonroblox]

Siren be like *WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* (two seconds later) *WOOOOOOOOOOO*

[@Kayn11]

Great scenario as always

[@misery_fell]

*chokes on the gas* ** dies**

[@erikaceleb]

Yeah... don't do that.

[@misery_fell]

@@erikaceleb lol

[@BlindingLight]

Yeah maybe they should have mentioned that the gas is deadly before it all came out

[@outcasttv7604]

That air raid siren makes me so nervous

[@meganbermudez299]

Everyone in other countries seeing Indiana getting yeeted: da fuq they doin ova der?

[@epicstimulus282]

These were the weirdest sirens

[@JackTheGamer3]

3:32 *FISHERS?! INDIANAPOLIS?!? GREENWOOD?!? 👀👀👀* I been to all those areas before!!! I'm noblesville!! ^^

[@BenTuckett1997_MainChannel]

What's the Thunderbolt Sound @ 12:31 from?

[@Aldrich01]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand ThePhoenixFire's EAS Scenarios. The plot is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the scenarios will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the narrator's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these scenarios, to realise that they're not just cool- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike ThePhoenixFire's EAS Scenarios truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the realism in ThePhoenixFire's existential portrayal of love in "Heart of Hatred," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Phoenix's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, I DO have a ThePhoenixFire tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. I'M HERE TOO BOI

[@kaspikey9553]

Alright, calm down there mad lad, we get it XD.

[@slavsbeslavs5761]

K.

[@janemortis8659]

This radiated nice guy so hard I feel like I’m the Chernobyl reactor

[@Someone72663]

bruh tf is this guy gonna say next, that rick and morty requires high IQ to understand?

[@mew3179]

nice copypasta. i’m gonna steal it.

[@ZA-mb5di]

There was another time I remember seeing a video with a verneshot in it. Where was it?

[@CapeMike]

*Mother nature, in a TimtheTatMan voice* YaaaaaaaYEET! *Indiana* Looks like we're blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaaaaain- *ping*

[@jessejamessalazar-breneise6456]

Indiana: *Throws up a large chunk of land* Morocco 🇲🇦: Welp, this is the end.

[@bryanapuiapui9987]

I think it sounds like Federal Signal Thunderbolt 1000T

[@rohailwasi4539]

Imagine if this happened in real life tho 💀💀 were dead for sure

[@maddoxgore8550]

I love your vids so much

[@ascentwarrior3664]

bro so you’re telling me no kfc 🥺

[@NordicGoat510]

I enjoyed this!

[@shelbythibodeau5506]

Fissures in Fishers? HA! That sounds funny!

[@Ultimate2T22]

Thrown Up II?

[@DDogDan]

Keep up the good work

[@UrsusTheodorusdoesGameShows]

3:01 -- Sorry, that was me. I shouldn't have eaten that broccoli and cheese omelette.

[@jolenanussel68]

That was really good

[@arlenedavidson2961]

13:33 Just walking to work, doo doo doo-*OH SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@JackTheGamer3]

5:44 *NOBLESVILLE?!?!??! 👀👀👀*

[@JackTheGamer3]

*Anderson?! 👀👀*

[@uns01ved84]

Good job!

[@slavaukrainisfs8238]

Why did the US advise people to take shelter? And evacuated moreoco

[@misscaptainlily]

Goddamnit looks like I'm gonna die

[@CSXGirl822]

These take on a whole new level of creepiness when you watch one that actually affects where you live (I'm in Ohio, btw).

[@dutcheasfan6321]

I'm in the Netherlands.

[@zielaz3714]

13:46 The siren hit earrape mode

[@artisanpsg]

I live in indiana and it scared me my grandpa scared me g大津byelまおsげっｂｇ^_^

[@spike7920]

what was the mistake? its fine lol.

[@tman7114]

Central Indiana huh...? Guess I'm screwed...

[@MiaBFB-pb6]

14:34 why would you say that when the world is about to end!?

[@APineTree]

Finally, something interesting happens in Indiana.

[@meramek5623]

Earthquake warning for ᴍᴀʀᴛɪɴsᴠɪʟʟᴇ Oh that's nice. I'll be fine I'll be fine...

[@shelbythibodeau5506]

I'm okay with the events that are unfolding currently.

[@misswiftlore]

Kentucky never gets a break, do we?

[@Sirensofgrimescounty]

chicken

[@sharkyarosh8398]

Excuse me ThePhoenixFire. I know That was a great video. But there are only 2 text to speech voices in this video. And that is Dave and Paul. But my question is. Where’s Tom? Also. Can you please do a Yellowstone Super volcano eruption. And when you do. Be sure to add 4 voices. You still get to keep Dave and Paul. But Add James and Tom to it. Note: it takes place in probably 2024 or 2025 on February.

[@SuperstarStudiosAnimations]

This is amazing! ThePhoenixFire, can I remake this scenario? Everything will be different and this will not be reuploading your video!

[@ThePhoenixFire]

Yep, that’s fine!

[@SuperstarStudiosAnimations]

ThePhoenixFire Thanks!

[@moonlaspe]

I like the EAS Beep...

[@SaekAncient]

whats the music at the start of the vid?

[@ThePhoenixFire]

Forgot the exact name, but I know it’s from the Quake OST

[@zxarchi]

kid named indiana

[@rubensteinfinsteraarhorn9028]

when the earth yeets the fuck out of yoy

[@avatarlui9195]

Which TTS voice did you use in the beginning?

[@u2yes1dnoedcpsabrinakittyb2]

Mad Jojo Dave

[@AthenaIsAgod]

wait how can this cause an activation?? i am so curious as to how that happens!

[@misscaptainlily]

i feel like the world ending would be enough to cause an activation lol

[@TrumpsterHCVP]

12:25 *siren goes off*

[@NitroFury]

RIP Indiana

[@CAProductions051]

There is a theory on this Also imagine Indiana being thrown in the air

[@rebelcosplay1152]

Can someone please tell me what a Verneshot is?

[@rebelcosplay1152]

Tristan Denno oh... ok thank you

[@buttwiper9803]

ive been wondering... will there be a sequel to your State of Emergency video?

[@rakeemmcdaniel227]

Crank in the world

[@misscaptainlily]

TEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE

[@francinewilliams4125]

More 💥

[@synisterfluffball4312]

*why am I scared*

[@Hadfield15]

0-100 real quick

[@Miyuki200812]

15:11 : no shit!

[@Parkerstormchases]

I live in Indiana ☠️