How have we not known about this?!

[@prod.clebana]

Just by watching this i can feel my heart stopping already

[@RIFLQ]

ikr

[@jayedwards2625]

😂😂😂

[@Favmir]

It's gross honestly

[@corneliusbrown3112]

😆

[@Pa_Trk]

😂 its probably worth the taste tho

[@kolhouwartontang8091]

"How have we not known about this?" We did but we wanted the human race to survive

[@saiku3706]

💀🤦🏻‍♂️ i watch dis during diet

[@nk794]

HQGGAHAAGAAGG

[@butterblix]

Yeah might as well just drink oil

[@samdis1890]

@@saiku3706 stuff like this helps me stay on my diet cause everytime i see it i feel like i wanna throw up lol

[@batkamarri13]

XD AHAHAHHA

[@branypoo]

Intentional or not, cutting the Doritos bag two thirds of the way down made me laugh. All these chip companies be selling air

[@boomer63]

If they didn't, your chips would look like the bag he opened.

[@jennigirl8275]

@@thanmayjinu6333 wow thx

[@jasonvargas7564]

Maybe next time do some more research and less time being the nose mole of some weeb

[@ThePunGuys]

I know right? Dairitos...😂

[@MofuMofu98]

@@jasonvargas7564 taemin sounds Korean though, so why would he be a weeb? Looks like you need to do some research too 🙄

[@cizia69]

10/20 years later: "is it serious Doc?"

[@davidkim2016]

Doc: Yes...having a baby is quite serious..

[@WalkToPoland]

Fucking healthy, the ham especially. I could feel my arteries clenching up from thinking about the salt and preservatives lol.

[@nickhenley1338]

As long as you don't eat this every day you'd live just like you are now after eating this

[@charlesclark9627]

Way too much sodium! Enough ham and cheese for at least three or four sandwiches.

[@exxtrasick]

Good thing nobody on planet Earth was trying to pass this off as healthy food in the first place 😀

[@TheSuperadrian1]

chill is not like u have heart attack from something that u will eat probably one time

[@batkamarri13]

@@exxtrasick HG did and now he's Presenting to the emergency room with Hyperjuncemia Heyper- meaning High, Junc- meaning Junk food, Emia- Meaning Presence in blood.

[@sdjdad9]

Heart Attack in a Triangle. Love it. 😂😂

[@rayeittastay2458]

Yes, I'll have the heart attack with a side of pure cholesterol with the blood thinner dipping sauce.

[@Geekomm]

This, but unironically. ☠️

[@WH250398]

This honestly sounds absolutely disgusting

[@mxiicro7903]

Lol

[@freefoodchef7939]

@SharpKnifeProductions Yes, because this deep fried horror show will kill you after one serving.

[@Noneblue39]

exactly lol

[@shannybear7890]

Omg.... looks sooo goooood.... and way his eyes went back in his head after taking a bite..... foodgasm lol

[@jessiejames7642]

So a dorito-crusted cordon bleu, yeah why not

[@tumbley1557]

You're right and I hate you for it.

[@jameshenderson4094]

What'd a cordon bleu

[@lindsay247]

More like a Monte Cristo!! 🙂👍

[@Mallenaudrix]

I was thinking the exact same thing 🤣

[@stevenkenji3651]

aren't cordon bleu supposed to have chicken in it?

[@avonlame2486]

Everything about this feels like a fever dream. From the food to the "Now you're much more able to do..." to the random "hahahaha let's gooo" when the temperature of the oil was too hot.

[@CarlaHanson68]

I would make them in the air fryer instead. It looks yummy, but I would definitely cut the size of the lunchmeat and cheese down.

[@raessafarouk9825]

Agreed

[@jackbFPS]

I mean I think traditional frying is better for something like this but just my opinion

[@vitadude5004]

@@jackbFPS yeah air fryer are shit.. I don't eat fried food but when I eat on cheat day i go for real deep fried food

[@jackbFPS]

@@vitadude5004 an air fryer is good for things you want to get crispy but NOT fry. I totally agree with you

[@John.Kramer]

@@vitadude5004 stop over compensating for something else. Lol

[@jacobwaters5955]

The level of hype these people have to eat some fried lunch meat is hilarious to me for some reason 😂

[@ethervagabond]

lol that's what I was thinking

[@traderinthetrees1785]

I find your lack of faith….disturbing

[@jacobwaters5955]

@@traderinthetrees1785 I would be all about this if I had just moved out of my parents and only had cheese, lunch meat, and doritos in my place to eat. Unfortunately I'm way past that stage of life lmao 🤣

[@poling1990]

Yeah...this looks totally nasty.

[@bluesupamane3849]

He just proved you don't have to go to prison to cook with crumbled Doritos

[@Warvvolf]

America sees your street food, Korea. And we raise you this.

[@austincde]

This is the ultimate "after pool" meal from when you were 10

[@adventsociety5382]

Underrated comment

[@dnae760]

Holding it with your pruned fingers n all 😁

[@andtipidee]

Why is this so true

[@steakfilly5199]

I never went to pools often as a kid cus there’s a ton of lakes where I live so I don’t really get this

[@adventsociety5382]

@@steakfilly5199 cold cut sandwiches and chips is probably the most popular after-swim meal in America. Lots of families pack these type of lunches and bring to the beach with them in a cooler.

[@thebookwasbetter3650]

Awesome! Only thing though...never set fried foods on a paper towel. You want a metal rack. Prevents the underside from getting mushy while its cooling.

[@ahmdi_eddie512]

I agree 100% eating that would've made my heart stop, but is no one gonna talk about his t-shirt?😂😂

[@vani2333]

THAT SHIT CONFUSED ME BRUH

[@bris2672]

Get your head outta your.... hahaha

[@willg6551]

Lmao I found your problem.

[@tolduso42]

When I was in my 20’s and 30’s, WITHOUT HESITATION, I would’ve eaten it and chased it down with a cold beer! But today, in my 50’s, I was even scared for THEM to eat it!

[@Sarge19K]

Next time, bake them instead of frying. I made nacho cheese mazzorella sticks and the oil washed the cheese off. Baking keeps the cheese on them

[@kennethrodriguez5183]

or air fried instead which is basically the same

[@debonreepdas2265]

@@kennethrodriguez5183 Air fry is different from deep fry

[@Chemeleon15]

@@debonreepdas2265 I think he meant air fryer is the same as the oven

[@debonreepdas2265]

@@Chemeleon15 ah i see

[@aiosquadron]

I think air fried is drier than oven.

[@bigl6322]

Deeeelicious!! I’ll have another platter… I think I felt my blood move!,

[@morolebg2467]

From working out and running 20miles everyday to becoming a cook. David goggins will live on forever 😂

[@lobo7090]

Explain the joke

[@ngonzales3781]

Yea except Goggins is black and doesn't have shitty puns

[@sniffles8655]

This video is so funny when you close your eyes and listen to it. Specially the last half of the video. 😂😂😂

[@dilly665]

This looks pretty awesome. I'm pretty sure I gained weight just watching this, so when I make it and eat it at home, next scale scream will be your fault! 😂 Love your videos guys, keep on rocking!

[@hopeless1617]

And rollin' lol

[@FBIs]

lmaooo

[@JoeyAnthonyGuerra]

Cool profile pic, you look very happy with your best friend.

[@dilly665]

@@JoeyAnthonyGuerra Thank you, he is a great bundle of fluff joy. :)

[@auskasane4327]

Now we have to weight for another video

[@burnerjack01]

My left arm went numb just watching this.

[@OGGCDLR]

💀

[@Skenjin]

Now imagine if each one was just a slice of meat and a slice of cheese, with the nice crust on the outside. That would be almost like eating a chip.

[@mike7546]

It would probably also taste a lot better

[@kingfourteen1701]

Straight cholesterol

[@w2cky400]

@@kingfourteen1701 Yup

[@ChromePyramid]

*Me: confused* *sees the egg and flour* *Me:* "Ok now you have my attention!"

[@WaiferThyme]

i had a heart attack just watching that.

[@emilys8114]

Are you 50 or something

[@WaiferThyme]

@@emilys8114 age has nothing to do with it. The fat, salt and cholesterol in that monstrosity is enough to cause anyone a massive heart attack It ranks right up there with deep fried butter.

[@emilys8114]

@@WaiferThyme only if you have diabetes yea maybe you not 50 but most people who say stuff like that are old btw if you eat something like that in the video once wont give you a heart attack 😂unless you have diabetes like seriously people who say stuff like that just like to complain about everything and not actually live

[@carl92.]

@@WaiferThyme you wont get a heart attack from eating one thing lol, but yea it isn't good for you and could cause problems if eaten too often

[@WaiferThyme]

@@carl92. sigh. I cant believe how literally people are taking my comment. Obviously i am aware just one of those monstrosities won't cause cardiac arrest lmao.

[@shabnammehta9150]

Haaaahaahaa love that fake surprise talks 🤣🤣🤣

[@Bozemanjustin]

The end product was pretty good looking. My only suggestion, make a batter, instead of egg wash and flour and Doritos separate You'd get a nice uniform coat, we make it so easy for the Doritos to stick

[@rachel1215]

How do you make batter?

[@kristen4137]

"Look how much no room I have" I relate

[@tobiastho9639]

Looks like it should be served by a nurse and maybe have an ambulance waiting outside while trying this… 😳

[@MONSTERKILLERMFLEXJR]

BRUH😑

[@SpectrumRob]

Nah, way safer than a covid shot!

[@MONSTERKILLERMFLEXJR]

@@SpectrumRobSOO TRUE THANK YOU 😄 ATLEAST THERES NOT AN "MYSTERIOUS DEATH" YOU'LL NEVER KNOW ABOUT BECUASE YOUR FORCED TO TAKE A VACCINE

[@tobiastho9639]

Best to avoid all the crap you can… 🙃

[@b.sorger5189]

This laughing from the other at 0.15 killed me.

[@RazDaz74]

If that's the best thing you've had in your life.... crickets

[@Phog444]

The title really should be called how have we not "thought" about this.

[@Mr.E6969]

He pretty much just made a Monte Cristo Sandwich with Doritos instead of French toast lol still looks bomb though!

[@FiachNolan1]

You guys keep throwing anything together. Pure chancers. Looks minging but I love watching you play with people's emotions.

[@joeysane416]

My grandmother would make me this with Ritz crackers and Hummus, she was a leprechaun

[@notathletic4171]

😭

[@amandac8836]

Hahaha what

[@meowlinae1480]

Sorry 😭

[@kitkatnavarro3106]

Definitely gunna do this for Saturday before Easter for my husband hell definitely enjoy these with his feet up he deserves it 🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺 great recipe .thanks for sharing

[@magicpudding589]

I do believe this is the pinnacle of what men can achieve. Someone tell Elon , he’s going to be pissed.🤯

[@aight33]

AHAHAHA I was thinking men 🙄 they've literally said this is the best thing they've ever made 😳

[@reimaged7347]

"Lets see if its melted" No shit it's not gonna be cold taking it out the fryer 🤦‍♂️

[@yeruchii7817]

For some reason this two gives me this wholesome vibe.

[@cherylharman9350]

They look high to Me lol.

[@tomaskachman7385]

This is the most American thing I have ever witnessed in my life.

[@miyu9854]

Lol everyone talking about health suddenly without consern on eating 2000 cals pizza at almost "main food" intake🗿

[@RaeRaee882]

High me would be like "FUCK YES" but normal me would be like "FUCK YES" but my stomach in either scenario would be like "I think tf NOT!!!!

[@Gvno347]

That is a GREAT WAY OF HAVING A CRISP SANDWICH

[@rayeittastay2458]

And a heart attack

[@beadoe9667]

And a heart attack

[@vin.2]

And a heart attack

[@callycharles2515]

What a great idea for a food truck! Everyone is worried about the nutritional value...... folks, eating one (or 4) of these will not kill you. Live life to its fullest and savor a few of these! YUM!

[@PenelopePitstop069]

Oh wow, this looks scrumptious, gotta do this!

[@sreyleakxavier8799]

The art on your t-shirt perfectly describes that sandwich you just made...lol

[@angilexx]

Not bad. Notes from a culinarian: Grind the doritos down finer for a more even coating. Also use your *other* hand when you pull it out of the egg to avoid getting cake hands. You could try alternating the cheese and meat types for more layers of complexity. Lastly, try it with a dipping sauce like honey mustard!

[@joshuawidener8407]

a culinarian would never make something this trashy lol

[@laurelmcneilly741]

Is culinarIan even a word?

[@Aamon_bbx]

Perfect thing to have once in a lifetime.

[@theabsentlight]

Your camera man really finds you funny. Not my kinda thing but hey, looks like you’ve already got your #1 fan right there with ya 😂 Best of luck to ya mate!

[@cooliipie]

Never had friends?

[@alvinjones670]

DEFINITELY AN ENJOYABLE WATCH!!!IVE DECIDED TO SUBSCRIBE!!!✌✌✌

[@ketomaupa]

Holy sh..! This thing is literally a Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse for your body, if one would be brave enough to eat this more often than once a year 😂 Appreciate the puns. Have a great day guys!

[@indiecappuccino]

No one: Them: Laughing at dad jokes 👀

[@dylanhill3471]

Damn that looks so good. Keep it up boys ✌️

[@anasexualdragonwithinterne2912]

"one shudders to imagine what inhumane thoughts lie in that head what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty"- the spy tf2

[@db7059]

If this is best out of your whole life, compare it too pepperoni pasta. Which is better?

[@chrislaws4785]

Just think about the different flavors you could do too. Use Ranch Doritos, flamming hot Doritos for a little slice, lemon lime Doritos, ALL kinds of crazy combos. Lol

[@RazDaz74]

Their food is always ill prepared and nasty af... but I'm hookied ON watching 🤣🤷‍♂️

[@AetherionTheorem]

I literally had heart aches watching this 😂

[@bllover6715]

“How have we not known about this?” Because its n abomination and a monstrosity of this society… What has happened to humans in 2022?

[@zebraneighbor6383]

You have this whole beautiful world of food and you choose to do this.

[@determinedgamer0612]

Camera man lyrics 80% of the time:"HAH HAH HEH HEH he he HO HO".

[@lalabee3308]

This made my tummy hurt just looking at it.

[@LeftLefttheGecko]

I can feel my arteries clogging in real time

[@gunny4394]

Like they won't clog by consuming a whole ass cheese pizza in one go. Choose a side pronto

[@owenjane754]

This guy: sees literally anything triangle shaped This guy: looks like Dorito

[@marksmithson1414]

Watching you guys just crack me up. The pins just never stop

[@rekhasaini672]

Sorry but. Puns

[@gorillagvngebk]

Hold on What kinda Doritos are THOSE😂😂

[@donnataylor980]

That would be great in bite-size pieces. It looks delicious to me

[@ffruitymango]

Doctor: "so what brought you guys here today?" Pun Guys: **shows video** Doctor: that chicken is raw ._.

[@AntiHydra747]

Holy shit! That's so unhealthy! That Fat content is astronomical

[@WaiferThyme]

agreed.

[@beadoe9667]

Yeah

[@Trefens]

Listening to that audio made me think I'd come to a video with two American guys in their Uni dorm room. Turns out I was only half wrong... 😁

[@sandramendez-cornford5886]

This seems like the perfect food for when you’re jonesing for prison spread after getting out.

[@BerryBabaBear]

The fact he put the biggest for last is speaks clearly about his cooking experience

[@youdontknowmyname7585]

every time i watch one of these videos i get progressively more depressed

[@010101Be]

We call that a Monte Cristo traditionally… so… Monte CrisDo-rito?? 🥪🧀 Monte CrisDorito 😋 😆 All you’re missing is the ramekin of jam to dip it in. 🫕 Maybe raspberry preserves with some chili 🌶 oil 🤔

[@christinevenner183]

And we wonder why there is such a problem with obesity and heart problems lol

[@bugcatcherjacky1334]

Because of one or two of those things once in a while? I know it's meant to be a joke but this joke got boring a while ago...

[@christinevenner183]

@@bugcatcherjacky1334 having one of those once or twice in a month would probably be fine, but if what you're eating is just as unhealthy then it could be the nail in the coffin. Would be nice to see some really good flavours in something that doesn't have your whole day's calorie allowance in one sandwich lol.

[@MONSTERKILLERMFLEXJR]

@@christinevenner183I MEAN, NO ONE REALLY WONDERS WHY. ITS NOT AN HUGE PROBLEM HUMANS ENJOY SOMTHING THAT TASTES GOOD

[@christinevenner183]

@@MONSTERKILLERMFLEXJR tbh I can think of 100 things that taste better than deep fried processed meat and cheese. But everyone enjoys different food, so I'm sure that sandwich is someone's favourite, even though there's no herbs or seasonings other than the stuff that is in the dayglow doritos.

[@MONSTERKILLERMFLEXJR]

@@christinevenner183 TRUE

[@MasinRaine]

Just like Penguinz0 I'm like "YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH BABYYYYY!!!! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!

[@MasinRaine]

**Is writing this recipe down bad bruh!**

[@racquellesowell910]

🤢🤢🤢

[@johnnoe9682]

Me: A Monte Cristo is the *worst* food in the world for you This guy: Hold my lard

[@mayavil]

i love watching these videos because I know eatin this will give me a heart attack so i live vicariously 😭

[@DeletedDeleter]

This is essentially chicken cordon blue with out the chicken

[@Flamysis]

When he said frie ur fingers I thought he would actually do it XD

[@gorillagvngebk]

Aye you 2 Are Brother Goals DUDE😂😂💪🏿😎😎

[@rs180216]

The combination of the sick puns and cheeSMR at the end was killer. And if those alone weren't killer the dish itself will finish the job. No one is safe!!

[@driftdotus]

Even withouth the melted cheese and the frying.. I love putting 5-7 cornchips into a sandwich.. Its all about the texture

[@mr.pizzamarlon]

I plan using Doritos in my pizza 🍕 sauce.

[@celticmadien2]

With mountain dew on the side it would be the pinnacle of gamer meals

[@Cherry1880]

It's midnight and I'm hungry for this!

[@zahraalajmi5108]

When he said can’t wait 🥺kinda had a one minute crush on him

[@bowserbori]

Bro your shirts!😂🤣 That was the deal breaker to subscribe. Please link me where can I buy them. Love the hacks too

[@styrofoamx229]

Lmfao that shirt 😂😂

[@tevee9586]

Looks like the definition of deep fried death

[@natesoto8478]

My guy just buy a Hot pocket😅

[@melissagraham9986]

Omg, love the shirt as for the food, it definitely looks interesting

[@ob1kenobjunior208]

Squidward: *"Thats a heart attack on a bun!"*

[@shadownor]

After making my doctor my sole beneficiary, he sent me here.

[@TheAverageNooob]

I could have gone without knowing about this

[@k7l3rworkman97]

This looks so dang good 🤣💯

[@HCB.S]

Wow, a schnitzel cordon bleu only without schnitzel. How innovative.