There Is Something In The Water - Analog Horror Short

[@harleyq.8920]

Because no one looks at the description box nowadays, epilepsy warning at 2:42

[@KenanTheFab]

ily

[@Hank..]

When I was little, I played Oregon Trail. I didn't understand what they meant by "bad water" which lowered your party's health. I think I get it now

[@highqualitywritinginstrument]

No they were talking about bacteria

[@andreah9587]

@@highqualitywritinginstrument r/wooosh

[@andreah9587]

@@highqualitywritinginstrument you missed the joke, buddy

[@cyanidedude4277]

I know Im missing the joke, but they probably meant cholera or something in the water.

[@sandyhook.]

@@andreah9587 we aren't in reddit

[@ZeoHidra]

I'm less than a minute in and I just wanted to say how genius it is to make a horror story out of those "miracle spring water" scams.

[@Moowe291]

For sure, lots of material to work with

[@Laylay62007]

Yeah, I’m glad I’m not the only one who finds those miracle springwater commercials nothing but amusing

[@nothanks126]

Based on the fact that we see a mushroom cloud at 1:48 and we are told to “Keep drinking water in our Fallout room”, I can only assume that major water sources became infected with radiation. The radiated water was then given to sick people being marketed as “Holy Water”, giving them some kind of temporary reprieve, making them think they were cured. This caused a huge number of people to die at once, and caused a massive radiation spread. Either way, excellent work! This is a wonderful analog short, and I am deeply looking forward to more.

[@samtinkle9076]

Oh, and Eben Byers. “The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off”

[@nothanks126]

@@samtinkle9076 oh god, I remember that picture. THAT’S where it came from 😨

[@flaetsbnort]

I don't know if this is the right interpretation (or even if there is one), but apparently, because of the way radiation poisoning works, the symptoms suddenly go away almost entirely when you're just past the point when there is no cure

[@alejandroelluxray5298]

Which is why you don't drink dirty water in Fallout games

[@robyonebat]

local 58: the moon is alive gemini home entirteintment: the hugry eye is alive analog archives: the trees are alive Eventide Media Center: the bombs are alive Flickering Candle: the water is alive

[@seatspud]

Aperture Science: the cake is (thankfully) NOT alive.

[@glowingunknown5625]

Jello : It's ALIVE!

[@ragnarokstravius2074]

I need to say, Eventide MC is fucked. It's not just the Bombs... it's the ground... it's water's fog... it's ground that has a fucking giant inside...

[@kurotsunookegom2957]

ALEXKANSAS: the monuments are alive

[@samtinkle9076]

Public Access Project: The Sun is alive

[@taluca8474]

Ah, so we have a eldritch moon demon from Local58, sky demons from Analog Archives, Neptune alien demons from Gemini Home Entertainment, Rocket Records had a sun demon, and now we have water demons

[@samwich539]

call the doomguy

[@takeandbakejake3271]

Don't forget the Liberty Lurker

[@WarmLusamine]

The whole MonuementMythos is *JUST* demons.

[@doneme152]

don't forget the spider meteorite from Surreal Broadcast

[@WhiteChocolate74]

Maybe we do need some holy water

[@bunny_monster]

I was scared and then I hear “God doesn’t want you” and I lost it

[@samtinkle9076]

3:10 for reference

[@monstrousmoss]

same lmao, was just about to make a comment about that

[@baltic1940]

Yeah lmao, I bet the creator thought that line was so scary too

[@billblaski9523]

@@samtinkle9076 why did u loss it?

[@user-pr6ed3ri2k]

completely didnt notice

[@lordanubis1458]

3:14 "God doesn't want you..." That is simultaneously hilarious & horrifying

[@zboy1152]

"God doesn't want you" That caught me off guard

[@SpiderkillersInc]

What’s the time stamp for that?

[@galaxytrashbag475]

3:14

[@starplays883]

Listen it's because that thing isn't god not because of "oh everyone and everything is beautiful and amazing in different ways" yeah no. It's because in analog horror. there is no god in analog horror. Just take a look at film theorys video on the Mandela catalogue and stuff like the Mandela catalogue. You'll know soon enough

[@Red_Adanac]

“A gulp of water for an **ENERGY** burst” Me: “something isn’t right.”

[@starplays883]

Yeah no sh¡t.

[@Red_Adanac]

@@starplays883 True HEHSHHAHAHAH

[@lesile_liwang149]

3:39: *stay away from any water sources* us, who are made up of 70% of water: *dies*

[@Vectorlarity]

*_including: saliva_* Guess I’ll die

[@connectyours]

something about "god doesn't want you" made me laugh 💀

[@Grimoirehood]

if you could make more, it would be exciting. It's well done and creative

[@DrMatrix1231]

We shall watch your career with great interest.

[@m1ntiivanilla622]

Just in case no one's said it yet, YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER! (Bruh this comment was like 8 months ago now, stop commenting >:C)

[@estante__]

YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER!

[@Vectorlarity]

YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE- wait a minute why “you” and not “I?”

[@WarmLusamine]

*_Because you do recognize the bodies in the water._*

[@marteater19zz]

@@WarmLusamine *GUNSHOT* As a reminder from your non-government affiliated officials, you do NOT recognize the bodies in the water.

[@dexter_db]

Despite The Fact That The Water Is No Longer Water, YOU STILL DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER.

[@secqol]

the protect and survive bit gave me twilight zone vibes

[@LondonTransport466]

Now, young man, what did I tell you about recognizing the bodies in the water?

[@Acdxls]

Stay away from water sources including: tap water, lakes, rivers, oceans, ice, SALIVA AND TEARS That would be terrifying

[@starplays883]

Everyone would just be a dried up prune

[@TheHeroWhoAsked]

that's literally all sources of water unfiltered version

[@ShiroiSenritsu]

This is really neat! To nit-pick, the on-screen text (the warning message, etc) during the woods footage didn't really look like it was from 1983, which kind of distracted and took me out of the moment. Looking forward to the next video!

[@flickeringcandle3168]

Thank you! The main purpose of these first videos is editing practice, so things like the font style will probably still be a drawback on the next one, but feedback like this is always welcome! It helps me to improve the quality in the future :)

[@cpsbBXCX]

@@flickeringcandle3168 use VCR OSD Mono or some old looking one similar to Digi Grotesk. For early 2000s, use Helvetica.

[@Maur5ce]

It actually feels better with the clear text, people ruin analog horror by adding a bunch of static and stupid looking effects, it's a thousand times better when I can actually see the fucking screen

[@ShiroiSenritsu]

@@Maur5ce I am not commenting on the clearness of the text, I prefer legiblity, also. I just mean the font itself looks much too modern - there were plenty of perfectly-readable fonts that existed in the 1980s and suitable for something that is set in the 80s. The font in today's release was way better.

[@thecaptain8402]

Bombs in the water.... Had a sip... Where are my eyes Where's my spirit. Tastes so good *THERES SOMETHING IN THE WATER*

[@starplays883]

(notes) hmm.. here too ... Darn it theres Always *SOMETHING* in the godforsaken water...

[@flaetsbnort]

this is more cut-up than analogue horror, but I dig it

[@the_free_timer5011]

Infomercial Guy: *God doesn't want you.* Me: _"Fair enough."_

[@dakotan.2610]

YESSSS someone used protect and survive!! genius. can't tell u how excited i got.

[@Archer_Starling]

Is nobody else going to bring up the fact that Miracle Spring Water ACTUALLY exists? I just thought it was cool.

[@alexandremichaud8491]

2:37 did that really just jumpscared me

[@Bone_.42069]

You are not alone lol, i got jumped by that too unexpectedly

[@rblank223]

Lmaoooo

[@Jimmy_Neutron_8889]

There is something in the Walter White

[@babxie]

the real question is it turning the freaking frogs gay?

[@mona6922]

Holy cow!!! I just discovered this but this is amazing so far!! I hope you get the recognition you deserve!

[@HopePapernacky]

Absolutely fucking horrifying to know you only have a very small limited amount of water, so you're just sitting in the dark and waiting to die. Bone-chilling

[@charly6066]

big props for using protect and survive, ive been fascinated by it since seeing it in Threads

[@RegitNevard]

I love how they turned a scam into an analog horror.

[@blueboi_taipei101]

Someone: *about to eat a glorious cake* Oh imma eat it. *saliva from mouth* Screen: 3:38 Someone:WELL HECC

[@Fielza]

Lol

[@G00BERIN0]

Water vapor be like- 👹👹👹👹

[@258thHiGuy]

"Get ready for Jesus to touch you today"

[@ohio708]

Ok

[@ThatOneGuy0006]

I loved the radiation interference effect during the holy water blessing scene!

[@ch3rry.f1lth]

"Stay away from all water sources" the empty cup of water i just drank from:

[@NillTest]

Thanks I’m now afraid of water

[@glowingunknown5625]

But you need water to stay alive. you need water to stay alive. you need water to stay alive. you need water to stay alive. you need water to stay alive.

[@NillTest]

But I have rabies

[@zackzallie8735]

*shoots with water gun*

[@maxinator7604]

Anybody else dance to the water song or just me?

[@ParanormalHorrorArtist]

Im a big fan of Handels Messiah playing at beginning.

[@marmor669]

I saw that miracle spring water on TV once I'm not even kidding

[@CinemancerFilms]

Love the way this was edited 🙌

[@richdelgado3405]

4:13 I do not recognize the bodies in the water. Oops. Sorry. Wrong channel.

[@MOONSTAR-dy2nv]

3:14 WHY DID GOD DOESN'T WANT YOU ACTUALLY MAKE ME LOSE MY SHIT OH MY GOD

[@catpluhhh]

Hydrophobics be like:

[@numberblocks1816]

keep drinking water in your fallout rule keep drinking water in your fallout rule keep drinking water in your fallout rule 4:19

[@sebastianbarela2165]

You made water scary I I don't know how but YOU MADE WATER SCARY

[@jack-jack7914]

Well that was something But seriously for the first video on this channel that was pretty good Keep up the good work

[@hunterbeatbilly9836]

There's something alive in the ocean

[@catguy5022]

How are gonna be away from tears and saliva?

[@hiiloveu1521]

Can we get an extended version of the water song, it slaps

[@chanyy6838]

2:05 Full song here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nafYmXSMfZJ1i5o

[@happyboi1447]

I’m still confused on what is in the water

[@flickeringcandle3168]

There’s gotta be something in there 👀

[@seatspud]

At least Mountain Dew is still safe to drink.

[@DiamondWorldYoutube]

*T H E H O L Y S P I R I T*

[@G00BERIN0]

The water song sounds like something coco melon would make LOL

[@EloiseRaeCullen]

I'm probably reading way too deep into this, but I find it interesting that the Miracle Spring Water was connected to such a disastrous event, fictional or not. It seriously gives me like... Old Testament God vibes. They choose to cheapen His grace by selling fake "miracle water", so He cursed the water as punishment. That some a that Old Testament Wrath of God type shit. Bravo, my dude.

[@mr80s81]

Dont drink the water! They put something in it, to make you forget, I don't even remember how I got here.

[@asmokeus]

1:16 "there's something in your father and" AND FUCKING _WHAT_

[@gamma123-xyz]

"There's something in the water"

[@drummergirl4239]

as a Christian, i loved this. miracle water's a scam lol

[@Okay-jojo]

Peter Popoff Miracle Water!

[@lewisgoestrainspotting]

he uses protect and survive

[@SowyV]

Are we sure that this miracle water is not coming from the Tangipahoa river?

[@thomasriddle8877]

DIVINE SURGERY!!!

[@thejbshow8714]

Ngl the water song goes hard

[@doingmybesthere3940]

catch me tweakin off the jeezy juice

[@Red4score]

I use to get commercials like that miracle spring water

[@chanyy6838]

3:38 POV You are Firey from BFDI

[@valentinagjidoda1022]

I must drink the water. I must drink the water. I must drink the water. I must drink the water. I must drink the water.

[@deuntjes.s.devries]

too spoopy 5 me

[@mathsart]

I actually enjoyed this. This could be a proper series. If something has come out of the water at the end that would have made it. If your looking for a narrator then please let me know ☺️

[@carolinesilva6979]

2:24 I want what he's having

[@ruler_of_everything]

i recognize the bodies in the water

[@kagechu2005BISVG]

Wait Vision TV exists?

[@samueltodd881]

Peter pop off cameo

[@Paul4Archerys]

3:12 not even god wants me 😥

[@SheetGhostWithBones]

I know ppl irl that would fall for this if it was real

[@fabianremie9888]

Mmmm. Extra body part(s) water. Homer Simpson drooling.mp3

[@-SPECIALISTDELTA-]

well if i have to stay away from my own saliva i guess i'm decapitating myself

[@R4TZ4BR41NZXX]

I sleep to analog horror :3 (idk why I just felt like sharing that)

[@jamesoffutt2801]

Truth or, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!

[@jasonhouser9773]

Awesome! Now I’m gonna drink some water!

[@endofcentury7077]

Man I feel kinda thirsty

[@RapidPhantom293]

Underrated video

[@jamesyandsonsoutdooradvent9394]

Is this product still available

[@whupps]

This is really cool damn

[@simonesaibene683]

prequel of the tangi virus?

[@-CloClo-]

Pretty cool dude

[@West_Coast_Mainline]

Saliva? Oh no

[@hotaruishere2133]

God does want you, please don't ever think He doesn't 😭😭🙏

[@skitz0phrenic]

the power of Christ compels you

[@professionaldragonrider24]

does anyone know the sound used at 1:04v

[@TestCandidate95]

I don't get it. Peter Popoff giving people poisonous water isn't scary, it's just true.

[@hive2444]

Ive never before been so terrified of Jesus

[@daneymcpane]

I've become quite interested in these Analog Horrors, I don't suppose you could you tell me how you make them? I understand the story structure but I'd like to know how to put the videos together, where to get the clips from etc. I hope that's okay

[@flickeringcandle3168]

To be honest, I don't think I know much about making Analog Horror yet, so we're on this journey together :D But most importantly, if you want to make something, just experiment a little. For the clips just try to find anything you like online, or take a camera and film your own content. With good editing you can make the most normal footage creepy! Don't worry if your first try doesn't turn out to be exactly like other stuff you've seen. It can be its own thing.

[@daneymcpane]

@@flickeringcandle3168 Thank you for the advice!

[@deeznuts-es5jr]

what editing software did you make the intro on? great video btw

[@TheElusiveReality]

the font choice really ruined the immersion, i must say. that part was super jarring, that's not an analog type edit that felt super "windows movie maker"

[@hightide_era]

local 58?

[@Blockheads1FanNDefender]

As a Catholic with a homophobic, transphobic, sometimes racist, dramatic family, I found this enjoyable. THE TOMB COULDN'T HOLD JESUS IN.

[@captainfalcon8676]

I was really thirsty before this. It just made it worse.

[@spider5405]

So my uncle is jesus 0:38

[@ironiciconic1930]

not while im on the toilet bruh ....😕

[@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943]

Damn this is actually preddy guud

[@flickeringcandle3168]

Thanks!

[@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943]

@@flickeringcandle3168 NP!