Papa John's New Papa Bowls Are DISGUSTING

You know those days where you wake up wishing you could eat pizza toppings out of a plastic feeding dish? Papa John's understands and they have YOU in mind with the release of their new Papa Bowls! Featuring a combination of pizza toppings (with no pizza crust or base involved) in a plastic bowl, is this the future of pizza? Find out in today's review!
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[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

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[@pasty_comb1639]

Hello

[@ohwow9910]

Umm hi

[@demarcuscousinsthe65th]

Hello

[@Scratch-athon]

I had that bowl yesterday and it was good! wtf are u smoking ratking?

[@Mr.4AGE]

I'd like to see you do a co-lab video with Joshua Weissman "But Better series"

[@thctycoon1944]

I gotta say I do find it hilarious when he’s utterly disgusted and hates the food to the point of feeling disrespected by the establishment which sold it to him.

[@elainew2230]

I immediately watch any review of a food item he hates. I don't really eat this kind of fast food, so I'll never go try these items.

[@devinlewis5116]

yeah, but it's sad when his day is ruined :'(

[@NobleSix312]

It's always personal 😂

[@hermitbob7304]

You would think that by now every restaurant in his area will post his picture at the drive thru or his phone number if its a DoorDash. Just so the employees can push the emergency button and the ethnic Grandma comes out of her cubicle to make his food with love and care instead of the hog food us unwashed masses are subject to.

[@craigdawson7632]

Well put chap

[@mickeyp6639]

"I would describe it as more of an odor as opposed to scent" savage

[@profitcs8506]

that line and delivery was gold.

[@ninirozhy]

Praying for papa john's rn

[@Alchemeleon]

That truly is an evocative piece of language

[@MaxW-er1hm]

Synonyms though....

[@theresedegesero8844]

😂🎉right on

[@majestic_irrelevance]

"Pretending to feed you" Lmfao

[@jerryc3050]

Review Brah put Papa's fork in my right eyeball. Now I have to wash off my face. 🤢

[@keravesque]

I commented almost exactly this not seeing your remark first! 😹

[@n8doggy733]

And he sticks the food in my ear, thanks

[@FosterFilms12]

thanks reviewbrah

[@DekkarJr]

I lost my shit for some reason when he looks up and goes "well, it doesn't smell good." Papa Johns is playing a DANGEROUS game hahaha. If I was any fast food company i would figure out where this guy lives and make sure every franchise was in line like Gordon fuckin Ramsey. This thing would look pristine at the very least.

[@Dobiant]

Who would have thought leftover pizza toppings thrown in a cancerous plastic bowl and microwaved wasnt good.. lol

[@mr.vargas5648]

I think youre wrong microwaved pizza is he best.

[@godisreal2537]

Microwaves ruin the food.

[@Snowstar837]

TBF they don't use microwaves at Papa John's, this actually goes through the oven haha

[@pierreo33]

@@mr.vargas5648 might as well eat dog food

[@aaa24637]

i cant get hard unless i feel disrespected by food restaurants

[@analysan7]

I love how respectfully he tells you that the food is disgusting

[@zacterztx]

He's suppressing the demon inside to be able to respectfully says that.

[@Neo......]

It's absolutely exquisite poetry that comes out of his mouth

[@zacterztx]

@@Neo...... Papa John quite lucky to be able to hear it.

[@payableondeath9091]

The way he described the smell💀🤣🤢

[@kalb_rec9308]

Courtesy.

[@JayLeePoe]

This is a good example of when these companies are just like, _"let see if they'll consider this to still be food"_

[@atonesb5251]

Introducing the new cricket pizza with Italian herbs and spices. "Bug out!"

[@supersanic1254]

No, this is a good example of companies responding to what customers want. Low carb and keto people have been wanting these for YEARS, and it is nice to finally see pizza places coming out with these! Nothing wrong with a healthier option for pizza.

[@kevink1575]

@@supersanic1254 And sadly they failed.

[@LawAbidingScout]

@@supersanic1254 Damn bro never seen someone play such hard defense for a plastic bowl of pizza toppings

[@sybsygstgstsgysg5330]

@@LawAbidingScout ikr

[@DanielWayShadow]

Comparing this item to slop poured into a feeding trough for pigs was crazy funny. Great job with your channel!

[@mexicancanteen9596]

Absolute savagery

[@halo3boy1]

Papa john's really made a whole dish made of leftovers looking like some slop you'll find at a sketchy gas station at 3AM.

[@barncat9517]

fr😂

[@honeyartstudios]

Lol

[@Doobsnackz]

what's crazy is they put less toppings on the actual pizza

[@moistenerchan9846]

Chuck E Cheese idea, also I was honestly hoping for more sauce with it

[@madpilotmurdock]

Gas stations have standards and provide a useful service. Papa John’s does neither.

[@EZFrags]

6:57 “I imagine this as slop poured into a feeding trough and you have a bunch of hogs lined up eating it.” Haven’t laughed that hard in awhile!

[@jaffacalling53]

Goyslop

[@HumansAreBots]

😂

[@ennuiblue4295]

@@jaffacalling53 that will never not be funny 😆

[@jonmcnamara]

Reminds me of the onion article on pizza "It looks like something no human being should consume"

[@neverhungryagain2187]

😂😂😂😵

[@Weatherdude55]

My girlfriend ordered this last night thinking it was going to be a pasta bowl like they have at dominos and we got the shock of our lives when it showed up! 😮

[@dannytran1587]

Was it as bad as he said?

[@HopefulPessimist]

This is a keto friendly meal therefore it is just an overload to the senses of grease and slime. Domino's pasta bowls are not keto friendly because they contain carbohydrates, which mellow out the overpowering filth and slime from the rest of the ingredients.

[@Fr_87]

@@Littlemissdirtbag Maybe not everyone assumes that it will just be a TV dinner tray with topping slop poured into it, maybe not everyone's standards are as low as yours are.

[@Littlemissdirtbag]

@@Fr_87 it says it is a crustless pizza. How stupid do you have to be to not understand that? It doesn't say pizza pasta. I just think with the level of education we have in most places, people could stop dumbing down the rest of us by being unable to understand basic reading comprehension. And I feel like it has nothing to do with standards and everything to do with common sense.

[@litarogers3984]

@@Fr_87 to be honest, I dont think Id ever expect that, its like if they did an add talking about the "bandits pizza", and I ordered a "bandits pizza" and the delivery boy threw a racoon at my head

[@HvnterWade]

I'm 100% not being a smartass here. Is this dude always this hilarious? I love how he starts off his actual review by saying it's probably a good option if you have health concerns lmaoooo

[@useraccount333]

He is! He has a very sarcastic sense of humor, it's great!

[@Tinlion09]

Oh yes. Reviewbrah is well-known for being unfailingly polite, brutally acerbic, and pretty charming on top of it. He's the kind of guy who can rip you apart verbally and leave you sincerely thanking him for it.

[@TurkPowers]

Yes.... I don't know if he is trying to be funny, but he just is.. very dry humor, very polite and scarastic as hell.

[@bakmanthetitan]

They REALLY missed the chance to call them "Uncrustabowls"

[@flying0possum]

Smuckers: *buys Papa John's*

[@nano-ep9ih]

Poppa Sloppa would have been somewhat cool and appropriate too imo

[@honiideslysses12]

Whoa! I think you got something there!

[@flying0possum]

@@nano-ep9ih Pappa's Sloppa 😩🥵 lol

[@generalsavage4103]

If I don't shower for a couple days I get crusty bowls

[@Westlander857]

You pulled out the most vile looking fast food item I’ve ever seen and said “it is what it is” and “we can’t judge a book by its cover.” Those were certainly kinder words than I would have used, ReviewBrah. Never change.

[@eqaeabiker3223]

imma be honest i got a little queasy inspecting that for so long

[@VAFranky]

It’s pretty nasty. Can’t top that “fried chicken as a bun” sandwich for me but this is up there.

[@shuruff904]

Yeah but I bet if it was on a layer of angel hair pasta or garlic bread, and you had the munchies, it'd be awesome

[@chickbowdrie4750]

"It's more like an odor than a scent" That actually makes total sense, wow. He words things like how I've worded it before! He loves to try to articulate and accurately describe what he's experiencing and I love it.

[@bloodclot]

6:40

[@jeffstrains4014]

We have made breadless pizza bowels in the name of low carb for a long time and they are really good. I think what has went wrong with papa johns version, they tweak the ingredients for a finished taste of a product bread, sauce, cheese. I believe the sauce is not good without the bread.

[@chickbowdrie4750]

@@jeffstrains4014 good point. I usually try it for myself to make my own opinion. Every location is different of course

[@sammyelliott5554]

This guy is serious and he dignifies his audience and the product by dressing to a tee. He tells the truth, which every board member of a fast food entity could benefit from. They need his honest opinion before they shuck out thousands for a new item that flops just as this one will. Well done sir!

[@ScienceWinsEveryTime]

I love the irony of an imagined patron trying to be "health conscious" and avoid bread, so they order a greasy cheese bowl of meatballs and sausages.

[@stephaniemarie4303]

That's basically what keto is. I stopped keto because I can't handle anymore greasy meat & cheese 🤮

[@supersanic1254]

Healthy af. If you know, you know. Clearly you don't have enough brainpower to figure out why it is healthy.

[@supersanic1254]

@@stephaniemarie4303 You don't have to eat that stuff on keto lmao.

[@stephaniemarie4303]

@@supersanic1254 Then what's left? Can't have fruit. Can't have milk. Can't even have beans or corn. A life without rice , pasta,& potatoes is a miserable existence LOL

[@zachhoward9099]

@@supersanic1254 if you’re craving pizza and on keto something like this is about your only option

[@thebrotherhoodisdumb]

When you have over 2M subs and your review of a product has over 1.5M views and you're saying its bad, rest assured Papa John's will be reconsidering ever releasing this product.

[@lavendermclindon1721]

Every fast food chain should watch this guy😎 taking notes ✍️ 🗒️

[@bookofkatherine]

Yeah. They released oreos & pizza crust. It looked "diseased." Yeah, they really learned.

[@thebrotherhoodisdumb]

@@bookofkatherine *watch out*

[@dereksbooks]

@globalgaming1100 it means enough for you to watch and comment 😉

[@thebrotherhoodisdumb]

@globalgaming1100 his sub count, view count and like/dislike ratio beg to differ

[@cheryldigelsomina8091]

You may ask yourself: “How does this delightful young man eat all this junk food and stay so thin?” He lives off Whisky Sours and nicotine when not being filmed.

[@mjdayetube]

Clearly.

[@OfficialUKGov]

I mean he only does it once a week with reasonable (at least for fast food) portions

[@willsee4182]

He's always RUNnING ON EMPTy

[@FendiGarcon1]

real mens diet

[@thequixoticangler3364]

Tom Collins and a Marlboro. Breakfast of champions.

[@vilstef6988]

In the Midwest we call atrocities like this casseroles or a hot dish. I've been to potlucks which had hot dishes that looked worse than that.

[@etholus1000]

For some reason I really like them. Enjoy all food, from fine dining to atrocious looking casseroles

[@vilstef6988]

@@etholus1000 I've been meaning to try one. A lifetime of Midwest food has probably left me with a rather unrefined palate.

[@strawberrycough8911]

@@vilstef6988go to the west coast for great food

[@vilstef6988]

@@strawberrycough8911 I have a cousin in LA. I need to visit her sometime and check out the food.

[@GeorgeMonet]

There is nothing wrong with a well cooked casserole.

[@katieblair1000]

I can't tell if this guy is a legend or a genius. If this is actually his personality, he's a legend. If he's playing a character, he's a genius. Either way, he's the best. x x

[@aresident7745]

it's him. he's been doing it for something like 15 years

[@gseric4721]

Definitely one of the best on Youtu-......wait...he actually _IS_ the best on KZbin 😂😂😂.

[@evocative01]

Yooooooo. Facts. Best way I've ever heard him described

[@markklafter5124]

"I would describe it more of an odor as opposed to a scent" - this guy kills me! Hilarious!

[@kingx76x]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesfield1674]

He is just perfect XD

[@nickbemo9940]

So they just dump sauce and toppings in a plastic container and microwave it? Sounds extremely unappetizing

[@ajnicasio7987]

It doesn't look fresh either it looks like left overs, so a way to sell left overs to victims

[@cathieharris6122]

I agree. It's not a pizza or a casserole. It's just toppings dumped in a pan. There should be some sort of a bottom to it like french bread or *gasp* pizza dough.

[@mbike1856]

They need to just bite the bullet and start selling pasta like dominos

[@5orgen51]

It's barfalicious

[@EpicGamingLegends2]

And cheese 😂

[@roastveggies]

05:28 right after he says "the papa bowl" he makes this uncertain little "um" that sounds like he's trying so hard to think of something nice to say and it kills me lmao

[@joeydifranco0422]

"it is what it is"

[@brawl145]

Looks like microwaved puke on a plate. Thank you TheReportOfTheWeek for reviewing these so I don't have to try them. You are performing a public service and I want you to know that I appreciate you and what you're doing on your channel.

[@indridcold4982]

As a papa employee, none of us has any idea why these things exist either...

[@SwedishSubhuman]

Well you fired the founder and genius behind Papa Johns. What you expect?

[@brandonvillatuya9539]

@@SwedishSubhuman I doubt Ingrid was the one who fired him

[@arcangelmaaze7804]

We know you aren't corporate. You're the low paid peasants.

[@Jackex]

As a customer who are gone less to no carbs, its nice I can order it but I just make my own.

[@pinoarias8601]

@@brandonvillatuya9539 Nah it was definitely her

[@MB-eb9ed]

I work at Papa Johns. When we were being shown how to make them a few days before it launched everyone gathered around to mock it. The main preparer said, "Wait, that's seriously it? Wtf"

[@sunnydaze9447]

😅😅😅

[@pizzlerot2730]

Throughout this whole video, I kept imagining how much judgement for the customer that each Papa John's preparer must be packing into every bowl that's ordered 😂 no wonder there's no room for crust 💩

[@MB-eb9ed]

@@pizzlerot2730 It was more like sadness for the customer. Papa Bowls here are $10 but with barely any ingredients. Total ripoff

[@Noisemansoundinsect]

Is for keto?

[@MB-eb9ed]

@@Noisemansoundinsect I don’t know. It’s literally just pizza toppings in a bowl. You basically pay for a small pizza but then get no crust. You’re better off buying the ingredients from the store instead of paying $8-10 for a weird layer of stuff in a bowl

[@seany3west]

I work at papa johns. I hate making all the new bs they come out with. so thank you for this man! 🙏🙏

[@Philippinesbound42]

You can’t be making too many. People probably order one. Realize it’s a ripoff. Get pissed and never order at your store again

[@whyisitsodifficultomakeahandle]

Should've studied harder bud.

[@seany3west]

@@whyisitsodifficultomakeahandle i make 35 an hour as a poker and blackjack dealer tf u mean??? 😂😂 I guess you should have.... because you obviously cant read...

[@Scott-DJ]

I'm glad I caught this hilarity before I ordered! Our local basketball team is actually winning for once and that gets 50% off Papa John's items. It doesn't sound like this is even worth...100% off :-)

[@SUPERLINKX2]

Just get pizza lol

[@GodofBacon29]

Hey! Papa John's employee here. I honestly don't really like making them. The reason they exist is because our customers wanted something close to a salad. It's really ridiculous. I mean the only thing we have close to a salad is a bunch of spinach leaves, onions, tomatoes, mushrooms, and black olives in a bowl. Adding cheese, meats and sauce to it seems like a waste, in my opinion. I apologize for dissatisfaction and disgust. Edit: Appreciate all the informative comments everyone. Thank you for calling Papa John's!

[@mco3884]

I feel like this was for people on keto and similar diets who wanted the taste of pizza without the bread/carbs. Not a bad idea but they clearly missed the mark in the execution.

[@GodofBacon29]

@@mco3884 Seems legit

[@MrsDragonChef]

The couldve went the same way dominos did and just get premade salads made to order, but papa johns probably didn’t wanna do that lol or they could’ve just let people order a salad with the toppings they have available. If I was trying to be health conscious I’d rather have a spinach, tomato, chicken and pineapple salad far more than whatever god forsaken mess this is lol

[@daveb2280]

@@MrsDragonChef If I wanted to eat healthy I wouldn't even bother ordering from a Papa Johns in the first place. It's the reason why McDonald's got rid of salads. Very low sales and demand. If I was taking a family to McDonald's (Or ordering from PJ'S) it would be their treat and I would have something healthy later on (Probably from the fridge) after they ate.

[@dana7340]

@@daveb2280 the problem for some people it isn’t about eating “healthy” it’s about having food restrictions which is becoming more and more common. If you cannot eat certain (very common) foods then this is a way to eat fast food when otherwise you’d be SOL. It provides an option for those of us who simply cannot eat the crust.

[@StephenShinn]

Thank you Papa for feeding us your leftover ingredients in a trough

[@bbqchickenwingsofredemptio449]

🐖 I'm down

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

He wants to fatten you up before turning you into pizza

[@kevjtnbtmglr]

Papa hates this. His company was stolen from him!

[@DrLongJohnSilver]

WE LOVE U PAPA BLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@JonHop1]

@@kevjtnbtmglr it literally was.. He got caught up saying bad words, and of course these days words are violence so they used it as an excuse to steal his company and oust him.. Gotta love flawed human beings acting like they are perfect gods and trying to control other flawed people.. There is no tolerance for any mistakes anymore in public.

[@Blavhblqhfndjifnerkvjnerihv]

It looks like they made a couple slices of pizza and took off the toppings and sewed them together

[@CombatLegsVIDS]

5:21 I'll tell you what happened. They wanted a way to use the scraps that fall off when making a regular pizza and they call it a meal. Like how Wendys throws old burger meat into the chili. 😂🤢🍕

[@floodtheinbox]

“I would describe it as more of an odor, than a scent.” I was folded over in laughter for remainder of the video 😂

[@piratescove4]

Ohhhhhh. I haven't gotten to this yet. I'm stoked.

[@piratescove4]

Hahahahahaha there it is

[@pandoraaphrodite3375]

Lmao 🤣

[@vanzarockin]

Me, too. Hilarious!

[@guitarcheology]

20 years ago I experimented with making my own version of this. I used the exact same ingredients I used in normal Pizza, but skipped the crust. I had the exact same reaction. I actually tried to do it multiple times thinking I screwed up. You realize the crust does so many important things. It sops up grease and moisture, which transfers a lot of salt to the bread and balances it out. Even if you toss the crust, there is a flavorful barrier that develops between the bread and the toppings that develops from the salt, oil, and flour. That is removed. And the smell, more than half of a good pizzas aroma is coming from the dough.

[@Lilitha11]

That is a good point. Just look at how greasy the bottom of a pizza box can be already, when crust is already soaking a lot of it up. In this case all the grease just sits at the bottom of the bowl and everything just stews in it.

[@waynetang1763]

Meat and potatoes. Pasta and sauce. Hamburger. Stir Fry. This was figured out centuries ago. Meat, fat, and a starch. All three work together to help you digest a meal. You need fat to digest protein and you need carbs to digest fat. The reason why it smells so bad is because there is an imbalance that favors excess fat. Your senses are telling you that probably can't digest it. Like he said on the video each ingredient on its own but together it doesn't work. Think about it this way, would you want to eat a whole pound of bacon or a few slices with an egg and a pancake?

[@StuffandThings_]

@@waynetang1763 Not to mention that a whole lot of fat doesn't exactly work wonders for your gut. Meat, fat, starch, and some veggies for a little bit of extra flavour and fiber tend to be nice, although of course this varies from dish to dish. But needless to say fat in particular is finicky, it has to actually go with something and too much at once is abhorrent.

[@andrewyp6724]

Thanks for the analysis. Just like most stuff that was passed down to us from our ancestors, they surely did know what they were doing (or, in this case, Italians would go, "what do you mean 'us'?", as I'm not Italian 😆).

[@2010Failbrids]

@@waynetang1763 a lot of people can eat a pound of bacon. Bad example choice 😂

[@timallen7813]

Crustless pizza wasn't enough. They had to go for pizzaless pizza.

[@melon3110]

It truly looks revolting. I apologize on behalf of the Industrial Revolution for creating this man made horror

[@piratecandy6310]

They literally could've layered the pepperoni giving a "lasagna" type feel. Instead it looks like they peeled the toppings on a pizza in a plastic container and they warmed it up in the microwave

[@damon4104]

No they warmed it or cooked it in the oven. Doesn't matter people will love it. Even this guy probably cobble it up off camera. That why Pappa jhons has stores that make a million a year off this stuff😂😂

[@AutomationDnD]

that IS what they did. but yeah, he prob still ate it. (off cam) the topping of the pizza is the best part.

[@ti-lo5hy]

yeah it didn't look appetizing but I'd probably eat it

[@AutomationDnD]

@@ti-lo5hy yah Broh' I'm just a SAD "addict" of pepperoni & cheese- I'd DEF eat it

[@asher3311]

i worked at papa johns up until like 2 weeks ago and i can confirm that thats literally what it is. it just goes through the pizza oven instead of a microwave

[@cgsweat]

The crust is necessary to soak up the excess grease, and have the convenience of eating it with your hands. Instead the bowl concept just takes that away. You're just left with an extra greasy mess that you have to eat with utensils.

[@ropethurston6080]

It's like low-carb or some shit. IDK

[@primarykeymusic]

What is the carbon footprint of all that packaging? I can hear the Earth getting warmer.

[@Devourlord]

Baked spaghetti.

[@T-Mo_]

Well said. Probably be ok for people on keto diets if they add some cauliflower rice to soak up the grease.

[@RickSFfan]

GMTA

[@PM-qp5he]

Sounds like a keto dish went wrong

[@DekkarJr]

its a good idea but when you're a pizza place and you just dump all the toppings into a bowl it kind of undermines the entire purpose of the business lmao XD There is a way to do a bowl like properly. But you have to have people with at least a SLIGHT passion for preparing food in order to make food appetizing to look at the very least. Gordon ramsey would have launched this at a human being.

[@Suegeeeee2]

I'm sure that was the intent

[@sirnonapplicable]

That's not food, that's rock bottom in a bowl.

[@pastortroy4life]

Pizza without crust is like a human without a skeleton. Absolutely terrifying.

[@deviction9314]

Suppose to be for people who are on Keto but still lol

[@dococ3272]

Don’t you mean traumatic..?

[@kingtonsiljockey528]

Look, pizza is like politics, someone is gonna say they don't like pepperoni, while I say I rather pick/eat the pineapples off the pizza than eat pizza with it on

[@sws212]

It's also stolen from another pizza chain, there's a decent size chain called Marco's Pizza, mainly in Texas, that's had the same thing for a good while. Not saying they stole it from them specifically, just questioning they thought it was a good thing to copy from somebody since it clearly doesn't sell that well at Marco's either.

[@Fartboy226]

@@deviction9314 keto people 💀 💀 💀

[@Jakeofalltrades777]

The amount of Optimism he maintained after opening that box is inspiring. Because it looked terrible lol.

[@JimmyBlack7351]

LOL it doesn'r even try to look anything presentable. I thought it's gonna be like...casserole, lasagna, or like baked mac and cheese in a square dish. No, it literally looks like slop from the get go.

[@lunabearsong2043]

This looks like somebody pulled it from the frozen food section and zapped it in the microwave for about 2 to 4 minutes because they were in a hurry.

[@live_free_or_perish]

😆

[@NirvanaMK]

it looks like they threw a bunch of slop in a tray and microwaved it 😂

[@Chiwowza]

"Um... it is what it is" ☠

[@marks1323]

This looks like some middle manager was trying to pitch the ceo on how to cut food costs and said: “imagine this! You know how our teenage employees making the pizza keep dropping toppings on the floor? What if we scoop all those up but instead of throwing them out we resell them, we’ll put them in a bowl, add some sauce and bake it. Well make money off our waste and can market it as healthy low carb lifestyle.” Literally picturing George Costanza saying this and Steinbrenner going George you might be on to something! Either that or some kids got really high and we’re like dude! What if we just ate the topping all mixed together. That sounds radical

[@RedcoatVikingYT]

My first reaction when you slid it out the inner box was "That's not a lot of food for 880 calories... And it looks like sh*" lol

[@Hummelsbusch]

It looks suspicious to say the least. And it comes with a lot of waste, two pieces of cardboard and plastic. Just too much material to wrap an underwhelming item.

[@supersanic1254]

Nothing underwhelming about it at all.

[@jakekarr9733]

It’s like they took leftover ingredients off the line and instead of throwing them away cooked it up and called it a “bowl”.

[@sybsygstgstsgysg5330]

@@supersanic1254 why do you keep defending papa John’s pizza bowls them things nasty

[@TheOnlyIncognito]

@@sybsygstgstsgysg5330 probably owns a franchise

[@realname4430]

@@sybsygstgstsgysg5330 he's eaten 50 pizzas in the past 30 days

[@AlexKnappy]

"It's gross." Couldn't help but laugh at the matter-of-factness of the review. Doing good work here :)

[@Guitarninjaruy]

Do you think he finished it or threw it out after?

[@AlexKnappy]

@@Guitarninjaruy Review Brah is a man of his word, it got trashed as soon as the camera stopped rolling!

[@owatajrkiam]

@@AlexKnappy should be named the toilet bowl

[@RPD-SWGBeyond]

i mean papa johns is disgusting in general lol i'd rather eat little C's atleast its affordable and most chains cook it well go to PJ and ya....idk anymore

[@stevegarcia3174]

Lol

[@fishslappr]

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

[@MajorSquiggles]

As soon as he pulled it out of the box all I felt was sadness.

[@suckit5092]

The power ReviewBrah has to crush any new fast food product is something to behold.

[@robosing225]

Papa John's gonna be sweatin after this. because I ain't buying that crap after watching RB's review

[@KAP814]

@@robosing225 yep, I was gonna give it a try, but after this….NOPE

[@thugnyc]

He can be quite generous with the scoring whenever he gets a quality item but these days we'd be lucky to have something that's borderline edible.

[@aquapendulum]

We live for the Brah's day being ruined by immeasurable disappointment.

[@turnsoonest]

The CEO of Papa Johns woke up this morning to see his stock price plummet

[@JillCheese]

His suit makes it look like someone else is doing the hand movements, and his disgust combined with this is comedy gold for me. Thanks reviewbrah.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

He is actually a dog being puppeted with a man's hands.

[@bubger]

No matter how long he does this, he'll never wear a suit that fits. That's part of the reviewbrah experience.

[@bidennumbskull7613]

My sick sense of humor captures this perfectly! 😂

[@Kevin-mw9rq]

Getting that “Whose Line is it anyway?” vibe lol

[@kevinpiala6258]

I didn't see it until now, and now I cannot unsee it. wp

[@thefarmerswifeknits6190]

If it’s in a plastic bowl it was probably cooked in a microwave which changes the texture and moisture level . Very different than cooking a pizza in a hot pizza oven.

[@RetroCollecto]

Might be kinda interesting to scoop this stuff onto a roll or bread of your choice and eat it like some kind of dip

[@Thund3rDrag0n12]

At that point just buy a pizza lol

[@RetroCollecto]

@@Thund3rDrag0n12 tru 😂

[@wutang23361]

I got mad respect for this guy. He's been doing his thing for a minute.

[@drakkenmensch]

He took more than one bite, he's a far braver man than me.

[@Fragrantbeard]

Indeed he has. Yay, Brah!

[@unexpectedvixen5685]

Has he been doing this since he was a kid? Something about him seems familiar.

[@c.b.kansan1700]

@@unexpectedvixen5685 yeah he's aka as Reviewbrah. Started in 2011

[@sarina3081]

@@unexpectedvixen5685 yeah he blew up when I was still in highschool and I'm 29 currently

[@dannymartial7997]

They should've marketed it as a low-carb bowl. No bread, no pasta, it makes no sense why anyone without a dietary restriction would order this.

[@apseudonym]

it's probably not even low carb. sauces have sugar

[@Brimbo]

No one that's trying to lose weight should order Papa John's...

[@supersanic1254]

@@Brimbo I've lost a lot of weight eating Papa John's. Clearly you are very ignorant about keto and low carb diets.

[@dannymartial7997]

@@Brimbo You clearly don’t know what you’re talking about.

[@ddraiss]

@@apseudonym According to the nutritional information I found, papa Johns sauce has only 1g of sugar, 3g total carbs per cup.

[@SaiaArt]

Dough-less pizza sounds about as brilliant as a seat-less car.

[@daltongrady5643]

If this would have been turned into a deep dish bowl or something, it might have worked out.

[@zlonewolf]

They should have cooked it proper. Deep dish it already is. Its a casserole. Of course its deep dish. But frozen. Casserole pizza is actually very popular in Italy. This? This is NOTHING like a casserole pizza. Its an epic fail take on Italian style casserole pizza. Frozen NOT fresh sloppy casserole.

[@RYCH3]

​@@zlonewolf fr

[@scottgunn9978]

Maybe freshly baked with something to dip with i.e. chips, bread sticks or crostini.

[@joshraimonde4945]

I’m a Papa John’s employee, and I’ve been angry/annoyed by this product (as well as our lack of ingenuity for new products) since this came to our stores. It’s so pointless, nobody asked for it, and it’s just gross. I’ve complained numerous times to my managers, who agree with me, but it’s corporate who forces this stuff on us. Please don’t order these, so that corporate takes them off the menu. They should at least have pasta or something in them, but no, it’s just pizza topics and sauce. It’s insulting to the customers.

[@chaimafaghet7343]

I'm pretty sure these only exist to drag John Schnatter's name through the mud.

[@donald7244]

There are a lot of people on a low carb diet and stuff like this is a godsend. Is it as good as a regular pizza no, but it is close enough for people on keto and other low carb diets. I'm glad they are offering something. I would prefer a low carb crust like Blaze Pizza but beggars can't be choosers

[@theclxmpgxd1407]

@@donald7244 there’s definitely better places to go for a low carb diet

[@ChrisTheOne02]

@@theclxmpgxd1407 definitely

[@nikmo7360]

If it tasted good, id take the double chicken alfredo one but its just not good.

[@Shamino1]

Ten years of watching Reviewbreh. Ten years. Ten years since a kid in a goodwill suit started the journey to become an absolute legend.

[@roachezmo]

How dare you. Our man only wears the finest suits in all the land.

[@subg8858]

You only watched him for eight years. He returned to his original timeline in 2020 and was replaced by a clone

[@officialjustincotton4015]

@@roachezmo lol

[@hearthatbird]

Go forth, young boy and you'll become a legend

[@amandaemerson753]

"Bowls" look like someone scraped leftover food from plates into a bowl and served it to someone else. I am not certain that is not what "bowls" really are...

[@farcenter]

This is crazy. Someone hates their job and pulled this monstrosity off

[@Hatingmeisconforming]

As a baker I try to explain to people that the bread is the most important part.

[@inNoutSucks]

Exactly, there's 3 basic parts of a pizza: toppings, sauce, and bread. I can't image that they thought their greasy toppings and cheese could stand alone without bread.

[@ironpamf]

@@inNoutSucks It works for people on a keto diet, I guess. Still not recommendable at all, but that is the only niche I can think of.

[@UsagiArwen]

Not if you're diabetic.

[@alliemae26]

@@ironpamf Gluten intolerance as well!

[@dullroar2673]

But you're in the pocket of Big Bread, how can we trust you

[@anonnyanonymous4800]

If they’re appealing to the keto diet, why not replace the crust with something made from veggies like cauliflower?

[@Sorrowdusk]

Great point, I've had other things with cauli crust

[@Solidsnaik]

Because this is cheaper but honestly I’m not sure how “keto” any fast food item could be when it would likely spike your blood sugar. At least it’s definitely low carb.

[@supersanic1254]

Cauliflower crust is not keto ya goof. The fact you got 24 upvotes shows how ignorant people are about keto lol.

[@supersanic1254]

@@Solidsnaik Blood sugar spiking doesn't affect keto. It just gives you cravings, but those are easily avoided. Most of the food in these bowls shouldn't spike your sugar, except the sauce, but you can order it without the sauce and just get more cheese.

[@sybsygstgstsgysg5330]

@@supersanic1254 he talked about it being salty though, so

[@MikeZ8709]

“DELIVERY FEE IS NOT A TIP” - then pay your workers more because I’m not tipping for dogshit from Papa Johns.

[@yeismeload]

This is 100% some corporate tosser at the board meeting lighting his cigar with a 100 and saying 'maybe we can sell those idiots pizza without the pizza. Golf at 3?'

[@brendanressler4359]

One time in college I came downstairs and my housemate had put a pile of melted cheese on a plate, microwaved it, and was eating it off of a plate with a fork. I consider this to be in the same category

[@catto3924]

Id take a plate of cheese instead of these

[@apilgrimprogressing5258]

😝

[@carlycrays2831]

That's just good desperate late night snack food

[@paulrippcord506]

“Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?”

[@full95one]

Was your roommate a Boglim?

[@lymb3914]

Ooh, a microwave dinner for three-to-four-times the price!? Wow! What a deal! 🙃

[@devinlewis5116]

and it looks way worse than any microwave dinner you can buy at the store 🤢

[@supersanic1254]

Not a microwave dinner at all. These are way healthier.

[@sybsygstgstsgysg5330]

@@supersanic1254 no

[@devinlewis5116]

It’s not delivery it’s actually digiorno

[@devinlewis5116]

@@supersanic1254 lol

[@davidmarshall7752]

I can't even believe this is a real item. Papa Johns must be remarkably desperate for new items, and should fire their menu planners. Wow.

[@greenspace3279]

The only thing I could possibly imagine these being made for is the keto crowd, I literally cannot fathom why someone would want this for any other reason.

[@Thund3rDrag0n12]

Anyone who seriously follows keto wouldn't touch this with a 10-foot pole lol. Keto teaches you about good fats (avocados, olive oil, omega-3s, etc.) and bad fats (literally everything in that monstrosity of a bowl). Not to mention that nowadays there are some pretty decent keto-friendly pizzas out there. This item was made for people who want to pretend they're eating something healthy because it's low-carb

[@lostinspace8238]

@@Thund3rDrag0n12 Keto experts I follow teach that animal fats are more healthy than vegetable fats in general but the main principle of keto is simply limit the number of grams of carbs you consume. There is clean keto and there is easy keto, dirty keto. There are many different versions of keto but the main thing is to limit the carbs. A pizza with no crust is far superior to a pizza with a crust. It would be better to eat a home cooked meal of bacon and eggs over this, but this is better than most fast food alternatives.

[@muja_bunny]

This looks like something you'd get from the frozen food department at the grocery store for $4

[@MichaelSuperbacker]

I wouldn't even pay $4....... more like $1.99

[@FurbyParade226]

School lunch tier

[@modernica]

Dollar Tree TV dinners.

[@TrashTVTreasures]

But it’s 8.09 😡

[@DeeTofa]

@@FurbyParade226 Even school lunch looks good compared to this.

[@skybreezy3404]

"im pretending to feed you" I hardly bust out laughing anymore, that part was gold

[@whyismyeyetwitching]

Me too!

[@nathanielovaughn2145]

I absolutely CACKLED at that! 🤣 LOVE this cat.

[@JoshMysto]

Bro I deadass did too 🤣 I shared the clip at 8:50 with friends 😂

[@LiSfan2000]

"I feel bad for the ingredients." Best critique of a dish I ever heard.

[@AT-sd9qq]

It took over 8 minutes for him to start eating but it was well worth the wait. I can't believe he actually took 3 bites, haha.

[@adamdavid7624]

You know how sometimes when you cut a pizza and all the toppings just bunch up alongside the pizza cutter and end up in a jumbled mess? Every time this happens they just scrape it all off into a "papa bowl" and sell it the next day.

[@SenbonKaguya]

I don't mind that but gross lmao

[@adamdavid7624]

@@CripplePunk91 praise to the papa 🙏

[@entertheabyss9785]

Father Johnathan

[@ciscornBIG]

Ew

[@nathanielovaughn2145]

🤢🤢🤢🤮

[@Jumbopoptv]

“Papa John’s new papa bowls are DISGUSTING” ReviewBrah in the thumbnail: 😄

[@jeremyquiros5483]

Seeing Brah's pleasant, smiling face and then reading the title gave me a good laugh.

[@lorla85]

Yes, it was quite comical, but I realize that he takes the pic before he tries it… maybe next time he’ll do an excited look & then a disgusted look. 😂

[@TheMacGeek]

This is why I clicked on the video. The priceless reaction paired with "disgusting". I would have clicked anyway, but I clicked faster because of the face.

[@Fairly-odd-kel]

That's a grimace of pain after having to eat such a travesty

[@feritye767]

i love pizza crusts because after eating the main part with a lot of different tastes and a saucy texture, eating the crust is such a dramatic difference that it's kinda refreshing to eat.

[@issahumps]

Looks like something you would find dumpster diving

[@Darostelijaa]

Thanks Reviewbrah for "pretending to feed me" this disgusting crap. I needed that in my day.

[@steph_shook]

When he called it a plastic feeding dish 🤣💀

[@marthapozo4881]

It was foreshadowing lol

[@kalibos]

A feeding dish for the animals we are

[@it-boi]

Had to discern the dish is indeed a Feeding Dish

[@hausy]

Haha a human trough

[@jimitaco1303]

When he said he felt bad for the ingredients ☠

[@farcenter]

Someone wanted to take down papa j and got into the marketing dept because they thought he was racist

[@mr.dakamd5444]

As a kid, this guy was picked on relentlessly because of how he looks and now he is getting millions of views

[@elliewuzzup7689]

The "pretending to feed you" bit caught me completely off guard and was hilarious!! Very entertaining and informative as always! ☺️

[@1WEareBUFO1]

A little scary, little wholesome

[@stinkypete4615]

its so intimate

[@PostyYume]

same

[@hxc3038]

Was like "is he... trying to feed the camera?" And shortly after confirmed 😂😂

[@Ardeact]

@@stinkypete4615 it's a date

[@tomwylie9298]

I unapologetically open my mouth when he goes in to feed me a portion of the meal.

[@Mattball82]

“A plastic feeding dish” really got me 🤣

[@billtsirtsis7060]

Papa Johns has gone from a good pizza to a terrible pizza in a few short years.What now; Pizza soup?

[@Artboy_22]

Don’t give them any ideas

[@randomunavailable]

I used to work for Papa Johns and trust me when I say the Italian Seasoning is absolutely awful. Whoever thought it was a good idea had a dirt palate.

[@Nehauon]

They are far from Italian 😂

[@Kragith]

@@Nehauon John's not even an Itailian first name its Scottish lol

[@Nehauon]

@@Kragith fr

[@facingthewind]

What’s in it

[@randomunavailable]

@@facingthewind I don't know. It was so bad I never read the ingredients which were only on the box it came in. They didn't it available for purchase separately.

[@KamiNoBaka1]

I worked at Papa John's until recently, and this is a terrible attempt to appeal to the keto crowd. If you had gotten the chicken alfredo one, the fact that it's mostly spinach which shrinks a lot when cooked, you'd also get to feel like you got ripped off because the height of the toppings coming out of the oven is less than 1/4 of the way up the bowl.

[@bobbymoss6160]

keto people should just live in a cave or on the streets to match the intelligence and life style of creatures who were on that type of diet.

[@annaswan9246]

I ate the chicken alfrado one I thought I should show them how to make chicken alfrado they are not good.🤮

[@drb4074]

It's just... lame. Surely there has to be a better way to come up with a "keto style" product that wouldn't just look like they scraped the top off a pizza into a bowl.

[@luckysister2]

@@drb4074 they could have made a pizza with cauliflower as the base. I used to make my own pizza when I was craving pizza on keto. If they wanted health conscious Keto type of pizza cauliflower base, cheese, meats, and research what else could go. Or a build your own pizza with a cauliflower base.

[@Zaque-TV]

@@luckysister2 the crazy thing is that even the meat and cheese ingredients at these pizza places contain horrible filler ingredients. Cheese is full of potato starch, the meats have like dextrose and starch fillers. Almost all of it is cheapened with processed carbohydrates. I work at Dominos and i was like why the hell does the pepperoni have corn syrup lmao. The sauce is sugar too. The wings are coated. Its all bad mannn.

[@RandomBlackGamer]

This is what happens when Papa John tries to imitate the competition. If you want a GOOD pizza bowl then go to Marco's. They're the originators of this and they're toppings and overall flavor miles better than Papa John's.

[@ScarryHarry93]

Gotta give the man props...despite the obvious video title, he always takes a few bites and really leaves you wondering just how good (or bad) something is. He generally just tries to eat and enjoy it and take it all in instead of immediately rating it on half a bite.

[@isaiahpetersen]

That is one of the grossest looking fast food bowls I've ever seen. This man is a champion for taking this on so that we don't have to. Where is the Nobel prize committee? Reviewbrah deserves the prize!

[@tenebrae23]

It's just pizza toppings without a crust. Lol. No big thing.

[@TheBlightMonkey]

No, Larry from the WolfePit is the champion. But ReviewBrah is a close second.

[@michelleper5065]

the "on to the next we go" lol he is getting better lol

[@SapientGalaxy]

@@tenebrae23 That might be what it is in theory, but I've never seen pizza toppings that look that disgusting. His description of it reminding him of what they'd serve at a pig trough was on point.

[@sportsfanjw559]

@@TheBlightMonkey them dollar tree videos 👌

[@Piss_Pistofferson]

this dude is such a character on a whole different level. what a wildly amazing, unique human being. Like, the way he took notes on his thoughts about this dish. then he didn't even try to hide the notes like most, he was just reading them off the paper right on camera. the way he acts, the way he talks, the way he looks, the way he thinks, combined with his delivery, is so original. Then on top of all that, the nature of this channel. If someone could not see or hear what this channel was about, based on the character, the outfits, the hair, the mannerisms, the voice, the delivery, one would guess this was a channel about maybe... science? or hacking? or chemistry, mathematics? ... nope. fast food critic.

[@Radwar99]

And a highly successful one at that.

[@thebzo]

@@Radwar99 Hagrid would approve

[@phildicks4721]

And that is what makes the channel great.

[@zlonewolf]

@Morla i notice he is frank. Other food review are just " its sucks" or " i think its 3 out of 10". But his review is more detail on why it "suck" or how its 3 out of 10. Honest review and down to earth reviews.

[@davidklausmeyer8198]

He's definitely one of a kind!

[@design1of470]

lol i stopped eating any special Papa John things after the Papadia, that thing is disgusting.

[@1stavitia]

You looked terrified to try it 😂 when you picked it up to the camera and showed the grease I thought you were going to back out 😂😂😂

[@nightsong81]

It was more important to you to warn us not to eat this, than to keep your conclusion secret to the end, so you spoiled it in the title. And I respect that. Thanks for looking out for us, Review Brah.

[@kelleymcclain7380]

Watching him is fascinating..like someone from 1922 is time traveling and eating food and commenting on it. When he’s not filming I imagine he’s back in time just working for the paper & running down stories.

[@dbullets3664]

If someone from 1922 ate our food today they’d immediately throw up

[@kelleymcclain7380]

@@dbullets3664 I say that all of time!! And if we could go back to 1700 an apple would probably sustain you for 2-3 days

[@abandonedmuse]

I was thinking the same thing..or he reincarnated in the wrong time lol He is definitely from another era. It’s wonderful.

[@silverwheel]

I imagine that a young T.S. Eliot carried himself like this

[@ZechsMerquise73]

@@kelleymcclain7380 you've been remanded to biology class after that second comment.

[@AL13NM]

For accuracy sake, that is a TRAY Not a Bowl. We are in the era where advertising/propaganda has us redefining words that mean one thing when they actually mean another. Slop is now "food." 1984, we are here.

[@mini_mozzer]

"i cant eat bread its too unhealthy, but i WILL eat a bowl of melted fast food cheese with toppings in it."

[@zack2836]

So Papa John's is selling microwave meals now?

[@theartistcherrypi6454]

Funny af 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Eternal_Tinsel]

I think this may be a step below most microwave meals honestly. This looks vile

[@stevencoardvenice]

Microwaved cheese and tomato sauce basically

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Not even brutalfoods would eat this, even with all the marinara sauce in the world

[@LesPendens1]

The silver lining is that Reviewbrah decided against using his own clean plate for this disaster of a meal. No sense in bringing dish washing into this food calamity.

[@dan797]

I don’t understand why these gigantic fast food companies never address the elephant in the room-