The Runaway Guys Colosseum - Dungeons & Dragons

Well, that’s a very unfortunate combination of character traits… And… everything else... If luck is on our side, we'll still be able to go fishing!
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[@theringman77]

Giving Emile that pet rock was the best $25 I've ever spent.

[@Rexaura888]

theringman77 And now it’s gone to someone else. Here’s hoping it’s doing well.

[@eddmario]

Having the pet rock hatch into a pun-speaking dragon was the best $10 I've ever spent

[@ChappyCow1]

Didn’t someone pay like nearly 2000 dollars for it? I know it was for both the rock and for Emile to say something nice about Sticker Star

[@Rexaura888]

Chappy Cow Yeah, $2000 sounds about right. Maybe it was more like $1960 because I remember that the time Emile spent playing Sticker Star wasn’t so round a number in minutes.

[@SuperGBASP]

I'm pretty sure it was $1901 to be exact.

[@BigKlingy]

0:53 "No story? You mean we're playing the Paper Mario Sticker Star expansion?" (Cue PERFECTLY TIMED donation jingle) I lol'd so hard.

[@Greener221]

A BigKlingy comment next to a Rexaura comment? Did I suddenly end up on Roahmmythril’s channel?

[@BigKlingy]

We must both frequent the same channels then.

[@uberlord983]

Emile just likes to quote Sticker Star because there's no hard daisies.

[@SuperGoker64]

Funny thing is, Roahm has confirmed that he watches at least Jon, with reference to the Wesker line. Also, the fact that ("Uh! Spoiler alert!") Emile is coaxed into talking up Sticker Star not once, but _twice_ during that weekend makes this better, especially for someone like me who's sick of the hate bandwagon.

[@johnwestensnorris6391]

I just got done watching your Path of Radiance 11A episode and I see you here. EDIT Also Oscar is a aspiring mage.

[@yeetmcgeet9787]

"Masae, you are irrationally afraid of the color brown." *victory fanfare*

[@megankarow2328]

Nook FANCY SEEING YOU HERE

[@goldflowergamer3139]

Can I get a timestamp for that?

[@Hadaron]

Gold Flower Gamer 3:14, just a bit into the video.

[@finalhazard883]

Seems like a meme.

[@nukclear2741]

@raffle baffle just something someone donated for a trait for her character. Nothing more.

[@Glorfand244]

only 30 mins in and the guy with the rock friend seems like the most sane

[@yumacrafter]

Yeah, he is the most sane person in the entire bloody session. It's *hilarious* XD

[@ghostofriddles3409]

Look just because the elf yells everyone's names and likes being naked doesn't mean he's insane

[@yumacrafter]

True, he is the second most sane in the group.

[@ghostofriddles3409]

@@yumacrafter ...third, Brock is the most sane

[@pieninja314]

Emile: "I have become well known for having the patience" Me: "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT"

[@NaviNeku24]

Says the person who off-screens + runs ahead of everyone. 😆

[@twilight-princess240]

That just made me laugh my head off right now

[@twilight-princess240]

@@NaviNeku24 Yes

[@MadameTeqi]

It's still so bizarre to think he likes fishing.

[@Stardevoir]

I love how Emile names his D&D characters after his wheel of fortune guesses

[@losisansgaming2628]

What was this ones origin

[@Stardevoir]

Feista Keys to the Garage instead of Alicia Keys to the Garage

[@ASquared544]

I kind of feel like the common exchange between Emile and Masae is "Hey, take this healing, good friend." "I will kill you with a dull knife." "Oh, of course I know that, I'm not _dull_ " Masae then exerts visible frustration and anger.

[@nukclear2741]

Took me a second to understand.

[@dusty2366]

I like how the second Masae says "you're very sexy" they hit 20k. That timing was perfect

[@goldflowergamer3139]

Can I get a timestamp for that?

[@twilight-princess240]

It was absolute gold

[@defaultthedude]

36:15

[@orochius5033]

Feista Ki. Fiesta Keys to the Garage. The previous character was Met Mutark (Metropolitan Mutant of Ark) God dammit Emile you absolute genius

[@mariopokemon955]

Orochius it's both Feista Keys to the Garage and Face To Key

[@wx7fm]

Master of the, "Tigeer," Fist

[@CallieBlader]

i honestly believe fiesta ki is two fold, as you said his bad guess, but also, monks use ki. i didn't get met mutark till you said it XD

[@traceypstone]

Orochius and then there was calibrary

[@jawsome1185]

dari foli saint atoch

[@hiroprotagonest]

I don't know whose idea it was to have donation incentives be _player-character_ traits and the plot points, but Stephen was amazing with it.

[@DropsOfMoonlight13]

Not gonna lie, I'd totally read a book about Barry, the Legendary Cowbell Player and his forbidden love with King Lizzy the Lizard king.

[@shadowsamus3168]

"Not only did you steal the king's pants, but you also saw his willy"

[@Rexaura888]

In which four people role play and try to escape death around every corner in order to go fishing, all while being at the complete mercy of the DM, the dice, and the chat. Also one of the rare instances where the DM does not constantly have his face buried in his hands (see D20 Live).

[@expendableround6186]

*Embrace the **_madness!_*

[@StarlightMagician]

Funny enough, When I created my first DnD character in high school, I got initiative 20 first try. My friends had me roll again just incase, and I got 20 again! XD

[@Greener221]

A BigKlingy comment next to a Rexaura comment? Did I suddenly end up on Roahmmythril’s channel?

[@thekingofsoup2587]

Rexaura888 the

[@zerwardzelaiine7622]

@@StarlightMagician ik I'm super late but when I had my first DnD character the first move I made and I mean *first* ever move I made in my DnD career(?) Was this: my character is in his house and is in a town of barbs. The Dm told me there was a chest in my room and I was thinking "oh maybe I'll get like something decent like in Legend of Zelda" Dm rolls.....nat *one* . Mimic encounter, it was so early the Dm ( who is indeed a friend. Like I'm assuming, most dms are with their..uh...players? :/ ) decided to roll I think a d8 to make it fair for me. Afterwards I was told what a mimic's health really is 🤣 ( sorry about comment being a little lengthy lol )

[@popcioslav]

I still love how Masae's first reaction was to cut his legs off. Masae you innocent... innocent rogue.

[@crosszsilver]

Popcioslav - Think it was all of our reactions. It was mine at least anyway, it's why I said it in chat.

[@popcioslav]

Oh god, I love you people.

[@1PressL2P]

If only someone could make an animation of this epic tale of 4 random travellers thrown into jail and their epic escape... Featuring Brock the Rock AKA Steve the Dragon

[@mylessuper4132]

Someone get Tom

[@les5247]

I was planning to do that but i cant draw

[@expendableround6186]

1PressL2P If anyone can do it, it’s Plox.

[@Rexaura888]

Well, until that day comes, have a quick animation of the Tigeer Fist (from Dalton “SmashToons” mobile.twitter.com/TheSmashToons/status/992523515952680960 )

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

1PressL2P Well I find that be very hard to do because even if you shorten the animation that is still like 20 minutes and animation takes a long time and people may not like how the characters in the ending production lookl

[@BigFearedBalloon]

Today's TRG + Friends references: Stephen did D&D with TheRunawayGuys in a vlog, being there first experience I believe. Paper Mario Sticker Star is Chuggaaconroy's most hated game. Skyrim is one of Stephen's biggest let's plays. "Buy my game" may be a reference to "Buy my book" which is said by Jon's Big the Cat impression. Steve is a Chuggaaconroy reference in Pikmin, where he called Steve as an insult, but Steve proves him wrong by proving his dedication. Due to how big this joke became, it became Emile's biggest hate, and has been used against him several times. Puns is Chuggaaconroy's main deal.

[@Rexaura888]

Big Feared Balloon Masae’s character name “Mittens” likely came from the MK8DX segment where people were constantly putting on oven mitts as a donation incentive (the same as the ones on her head). Emile’s character name “Feista Ki” (Face-To-Key) and the “Tigeer Fist” technique are both based on his infamously bad Wheel of Fortune guesses. Brock being named such is likely in reference to the Rock-Type Kanto Gym Leader in the Pokémon series, a series near and dear to Emile’s heart.

[@BigFearedBalloon]

Some nice additions to that. I didn't even realise the Tigeer Fist was from the previous Wheel of Fortune episode, and I watched it yesterday. I got the rest though, I just didn't include them since they weren't directly TRG related or they were done in the Colosseum.

[@shadowsamus3168]

And let's not forget Barry, who ONCE AGAIN ran into his ex-wife Brenda who wanted alimony

[@mariopokemon955]

Rexaura888 isn't it Feista Keys to the garage? Since it's spelled Feista Ki

[@ZeroGForce]

_"Buy my game" may be a reference to "Buy my book" which is said by Jon's Big the Cat impression._ ...which is in itself a reference to the 1993 cartoon _The Critic,_ in an episode that parodied the plot of Stephen King's _Misery._

[@BlueKnight85]

If DnD get this imaginative so often, I have to try it out someday.

[@redpika6020]

It depends on the people you play with.

[@noircore]

BlueKnight85 Yeah, this isn't a typical D&D session. :P They vary in presentation.

[@pulchritudinoushog]

One time, the group I was dm-ing went from stopping kuo-toa from summoning a demogorgon to maintaining a stable wagon company for about 3 sessions, long story, nothing like that has happened since

[@AimlessWandererSano]

Depends on your group if you want a silly game session. Last session I played, our party died and had to act as the devils bounty hunters.

[@defooriginalcontent3958]

BlueKnight85 Check out Anime campaign on twitch.tv/ warped lamp. its pretty cool, run by jelloapocolyps from youtube, its highly improvved with no modifiers, just flat d20’s

[@Rukalin]

And here I thought, the nickname Spoon came from him spooning his rock-buddy a lot...

[@srrycantthinkofagoodname]

I love how all of this happened just to get the warden a date

[@IonsCX]

No, it was to go fishing, actually

[@xngurevar7521]

"We got a jail car, going down this dusty old street. It's the opening to Skyrim." Todd Howard, you did it again!

[@operageek65]

I really enjoy Stephen's DM narration.

[@blue_boo3171]

Hey guys, I brought some snacks for the D&D session! I brought *brown-ies,* *rock* candy, chicken *strips,* and a nice big bowl of *salad-mander!*

[@ryanpettitvlogsgaming5155]

Chugga would approve

[@329link]

Welp, josh took the salad to his room...

[@JenniNoMercy]

329link and yes, it was indeed tossed

[@Terumimi]

Masae probably tried to stab all of the brownies to get rid of them

[@Jetix4273]

I would like to seduce the salad.

[@Skelatox]

Tom: "Smuggling chickens was paraphrased..." HOW DID NOBODY CATCH THAT?

[@jin12345678]

"I like chickens!!"

[@loftwingheropon2743]

This is extremely late but what exactly does that mean?

[@Alex-rr5kb]

"Where are you are right now?" Stephen, 2018 "I'm going to steal his pants!" Josh, 2018

[@twilight-princess240]

Josh was awesome there.

[@zacharynadeau3435]

I want to see josh walk up to his wife, sigh, and say “I really wish you were a lizard” Edit:Nvm. Got him to do it live

[@aidanforero5601]

Wait he did that?

[@defooriginalcontent3958]

Zachary Nadeau LINK ME THAT NOW

[@gameridiotNOT]

LINK

[@olimar1034]

ZELDA!

[@Astrela1]

GANON!!!

[@BrandonHargus]

Brock the Rock Steve the Dragon: That lady stabbed my friend's leg. You could say she literally "BROKE A LEG!"

[@acetrainerarjun821]

Boooooooooo!

[@gamewarrior7348]

BOOOO! Get off the stage

[@BrandonHargus]

Believe me readers and commenters, I'm not one for puns, but I'm shocked Emile couldn't come up with something as shitty as that, seeing as the Dragon was suppose to speak purely in puns. That was also the best I could come up with.

[@sterlingfarley5156]

If you found me, here's a funny thought; What if those chickens Mittens (Masae) was smuggling were brown, and that's what caused her to get caught? PLOT BUILDING!

[@twilight-princess240]

That actually seems very plausible, she was caught while she was freaking out.

[@ColeZoar]

Me: Alright I’ll just watch a little bit of this stream 1 hour and 48 minutes later... Me: Well too late now I guess

[@Czar_Khasm]

All hail Feista Ki: Master of the Tigeer Fist

[@Ataluster]

and Steve

[@ASquared544]

If I were Emile during the introductions, I would love to say "This is John, but you can call him Johnson, Dwayne, or just "The Rock". Say hi little dude... Come on, John, now is not the time to be talking about the inevitability of being enslaved by Cthulu." Edit: Okay, I just got to Emile's introduction, and this is way better than what I thought of.

[@digitool5944]

I like how the warden went from Cajun to Cockney

[@Jaenera]

Stephens face in the thumbnail is glorious

[@ghostofriddles3409]

"The group tries to catch the biggest fish" The excitement of Jules is perfect, he REALLY wants to wrangle that fish

[@VixXstazosJOB]

- It's Dangerous to Go Alone - Gives Wood Sword MASAE.... - NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -

[@tripled2096]

AM WODDEN

[@mintystingmoon4787]

And the warden never got his date...

[@mariopokemon955]

Minty/ Stingmoon sad

[@acdtrip3914]

ever since the one on stephan plays ive always wanted more, extremely happy right now considering you guys are what got me into dnd anyway

[@soulzero22]

21:50 pay attention to the doorway. Your welcome.

[@cameronwidger4729]

Sets up perfectly for 22:04. Well done, you two

[@StormrangerOmega]

It's moments like those that I enjoy when watching TheRunawayGuys.

[@cameronwidger4729]

I just noticed 23:45. THEY'RE AT IT AGAIN!

[@paranoialp6426]

soulgear22 a couple weeks later I can’t believe I missed those two doing this. This was glorious im glad I saw your comment

[@CourierDan]

This was the best. Glad my character trait was chosen for this, even if by chance

[@okaten3522]

Courier Dan Which character trait did you submit?

[@CourierDan]

Okami TEHGAMER Anytime a name is said, they must shout it.

[@operageek65]

Courier Dan that one was my favorite actually, haha!

[@Guindimere]

Was this in reference to old games (such as Shining Force II) where all names were displayed in CAPS? Because that is brilliant.

[@littlekuribohimposte]

“And he’s brown.” That killed me

[@cthrugrl]

This is easily one of the most entertaining d&d sessions I've ever watched. Id love to see someone try a whole series with a similar concept

[@sparkytlg3732]

Feista Ki is a reference to a certain Wheel of Fortune episode on TRG

[@angeldude101]

I'm 7 minutes in and the donation sound effect has been making everything better. Also, Masae playing "Mittens" after the Mario Kart.

[@Rexcalibar]

22:05 Lucah, Tyler, WHY?!

[@Rexaura888]

Excalibarsonic I’m so glad Reese was able to get her stuff done ahead of time so that she could make it out to the event for moments like that.

[@Thoazol]

They heard 'Indecent exposure' and thought they were needed.

[@mitchinatr7093]

Watched this segment live. Was super fun.

[@LunaRayArclight]

My random enjoyed parts: 8:33 Brock....is actually a fossilized piece of horse feces. That’s why it’s brown 21:52 creeping creeping 21:56-57 red hair.....LUCAAAAAA 22:06 creeeeeeeeping 23:45 creeeeeeeping part 2 36:47 jumpscare by an attacking toucan 1:05:40 oh lord save us now 1:06:20 Beastiality UP! P***philia UP! 1:08:55 that adorable “Carry meeeeee” 1:32:47 DORITO SPOTTED

[@AimlessWandererSano]

This was more beautiful than I ever imagined.

[@brettgb1314]

Yeah, I missed this part live. It's. Amazing!

[@AimlessWandererSano]

BrettGB I missed the whole thing, work sucks sometimes.

[@brettgb1314]

Glad they're uploading it to KZbin, then! I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. :)

[@lampsshine3784]

That Stephen plays 3D world reference was priceless.

[@SonnySideProductionz]

Does Chugga/Emile always name himself after his bad Wheel of Fortune guesses? This one is Fiesta Key (from Fiesta Keys to the Garage), another was Met Mutark (from Metropolitan Mutant of Ark), and I think another one was Calibrary (from Calibrary Cuff Paula Dean)

[@TheNMan64]

He never has to worry about naming a DnD character ever again. I'm amazed he hasn't used Mr. Filth or Finch Digger yet

[@cjchess1]

legit, who disliked this? this is pure platinum in the quality of funniness, and story.

[@octokid]

I'm convinced some dislikes are just bots or some strange people who click on random videos, dislike the video and then move onto the next one. That or people who religiously use the like and dislike feature on every video they watch

[@SugaredEdits]

This was absolutely amazing to watch live

[@lampsshine3784]

After rewatching this for the third time, I finally noticed that Mal is sitting there chilling.

[@gummybearchewy5444]

In regards to when cowbells were invented. The first known one is dated to around 1000BC from Central Asia.

[@Doctorolivercook]

A cowbell player, eh? Well, it ain't enough! 'Cause guess WHAT?! I have a fever! And the only cure... IS MORE COWBELL! I GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL!!

[@dylanpeach2912]

1:01 what a great time for that sound to come in lmao

[@MrTerminator3010]

23:08 Chugga: I love chickens Eddy

[@TMan5636]

"Is that a talking monitor lizard!?" XD Tom Fawkes

[@JustCrazyDK]

21:50 Just noticed Tyler and Lucah crawling around in the background

[@williammcphail3735]

CrazyDK96 did you know that Lucah's real name is Reece

[@Bluedino152]

I'm sorry, but did Emile say, in regards to Brock not being available to the others, is "because he's brown?" Add another to the foot in mouth counter for Emile!

[@shadowsamus3168]

I mean him saying what he said AFTER the reaction to "Brock" being brown is foot-in-your-mouth worthy... hence the "GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY"

[@acetrainerarjun821]

*Football. DEET DEET!

[@groudon9099]

I just noticed that Steve was alone at the end, dragging something far bigger than him.

[@bluchicken_995]

Met Mutark and Bark sure look different

[@Rexaura888]

Ian Harmon Almost like this is a disconnected game from the previous one.

[@gamerterasu1020]

...Reincarnation?

[@twilight-princess240]

I absolutely love this segment. This made me laugh my head off and absolutely fall in love with D&D. I really need to play it one day...it's absolute gold.

[@BlizzardWolfPK]

The best part of these streams is just Tyler lurking around in the background.

[@supertigress9124]

This session of Dungeons and Dragons would have metaphorically punched those other lame Dungeons and Dragons stories in the face. 14:20 The wild everyone is laughing hard. It may be unable to move. 39:35 The wild StephenPlays is laughing hard. It may be unable to move.

[@sebnimations1800]

3:45 I don’t know why but I would see Emile do that IRL

[@verdethestarwarrior1088]

These sound effects are perfectly timed, the icing on the cake!

[@TheREALwymario]

Emile looks like he's going to devour Masae in that thumbnail. It's terrifying.

[@ZetaMAGES]

D&D featuring my favorite colab of peeps? HELL YEAH! I can't get over the fact that the nickname for Feista Ki's pet rock Brock is Steve. And also the perfect ending would've been Brock at the end of a long fight says he switched sides, because he was tired of feeling like a pet rock XD

[@EeveeShadowBacon]

1:05:30 Brock the rock evolved into Steve the dragon

[@supertigress9399]

One thing that I found really really strange is that some enemies actually have an irrational fear of the the colour red and I think that would be a brilliant plot thread for D&D.

[@ASquared544]

3:46 So if this works like how it typically works for crazy people, you'll essentially have two people for the price of one? Sounds like a good deal to me!

[@twilight-princess240]

I so hope they do D&D during future Colosseums (I know they did it for Direct), this session was a jackpot of gold and gave me some really great laughs! Hopefully my friend and I can play a two-person version one day

[@kairos5382]

DanD and chuggconry let the madness insue

[@brolytriplethreat]

Love the ominous piano tones during Chuggaa's nickname story

[@rikithelegendaryheropon8135]

Having come back to watch this after actually having some play experience with Dungeons and Dragons, it is even funnier

[@loftwingheropon2743]

Same here fellow Heropon, funnily enough my first character was me role playing Riki.

[@Hutabah]

I’m getting ready for a D&D session while watching this! In fact, it’s my first time as DM, so I may or may not take a few notes from Stephen.

[@openinginawe5518]

Time for something different. Ridley and Spyro aka dungeons and dragons

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

Masae wearing oven mitts on her head all game has me in stitches.

[@Droid15243Z]

*Immediately notices FamilyJules*

[@Kokiri-Kid-07]

21:50 I was looking for Tyler and Lucah ha ha look at those nerds observe this beautiful mess

[@morphstarchangeling8024]

That was amazing. I'd loved to see more of DnD from you guys.

[@ghostofriddles3409]

He meets Feista Ki, while wearing the very popular Feista Gi

[@Sleepy_Sleepy]

When they asked for a reason to get arrested, I thought: "Killing some convicts going to jail".

[@LoneSwordsman_]

Nothing in this world is funnier than everyone loony tooning around masae's dying body trying to help her and just making it worse.

[@AragonBattleBorn]

okay the hiker dance deserves a like. ^_^

[@Orillion123456]

More like "liker dance".

[@AragonBattleBorn]

lol you are very "Punny" ^_^

[@Wulf-cub]

Steven: "Now the most important part, please show us what this looks like...." Me: "This is going to be amazing. Or entertaining, not sure which. Either way, amusing.

[@brettgb1314]

You were all amazing! Very well done!

[@LucianoThePig]

"I am your worst nightmare", ok, but what about your character?!

[@kylani1254]

23:35 josh and “elfmo” start laughing the exact same way

[@supertigress9399]

I like making stories, too. I might try a sort of event to see what kind of plot threads I can find for new stories to get my wages boosted if I end up working for a company.

[@shadowsamus3168]

By the way a dragon is a... WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD ON A MINUTE!

[@supertigress9251]

36:43 That cheering is among the applause of the audience in 'Heart Throb and the Secret of the Magic Pendant' when Heart throb plays the piano and the song she plays is My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion. "HIKER DANCE!!!" "HIKER DANCE!!!!"

[@jaysessions7915]

I need more of this in my life, please tell me there's going to be another episode of this XD

[@jawsome1185]

I like how Jules tried to shoot the guard that Emile murdered with the fist

[@robertkovarna8294]

Dungeons and runawayguys.

[@teapartycthulu]

I'm sad that nobody said that Feista Ki was arrested for Going on a Please Labe...

[@ghostofriddles3409]

He stole the mossy turkey turner

[@vincentcostanzo4295]

I love the Oblivion music in the background.

[@scrubbybubkinz5264]

Josh is a scaly now

[@thatgamingauthor]

This entire video makes me so happy. Stephen is a fantastic DM!

[@SlickNickVids]

LOL!! You gotta have more of that cowbell!

[@wildrook]

I am so picturing the "Ultra Instinct" theme involving the Feista Ki's Tiger Fist.

[@captaingalaxy9167]

22:05 A wild AttackingTucans & Lucahjin duo appeared!