TOMAHAWKING SPIDERS FOR TRESPASSING | Earth Defense Force 4.1: The Shadow of New Despair (Reupload)

[@TheRussianBadger]

sorry guys had to reupload this because youtube age restricted the first time

[@BillehBobJoe]

is it edited down though? or is it just a random restrict

[@ambuknight]

It's the anime waifus.

[@rakokyosunu9025]

still a banger

[@psycoman9544]

It's ok badger no worries :)

[@JordanCMuh]

It’s sad that KZbin keeps age restricting KZbinrs for no reason and explanation

[@maxducks2001]

Fun fact: In an interview with GameInformer, the creative director of EDF addressed that a lot of people have a phobia of insects. He said he understands why, but that he sees EDF as a way to temper that fear. Because if you don’t like bugs, you can blow them up by the thousands with giant guns and orbital lasers in EDF.

[@andrewowens4421]

Overcoming arachnophobia with extreme carpet bombing? This guy should be a psychologist.

[@curtishamilton5342]

Never thought of it like that

[@Aflay1]

Yeah, I agree. This game gives me more of a Galaga vibe than anything. Creepy Bugs, yes, but you can blow them the fuck up.

[@Baphelon]

Same thing with Deep Rock Galactic

[@danieltobin4498]

I have some serious arachnophobia but have no problems fighting them and blowing them all apart! Because I’m not trapped in a hive with a bunch of giant spiders, they’re trapped in here with me!!!

[@generalrubbish9513]

This game is the literal embodiment of "They've got us surrounded, the poor bastards."

[@bigchungu7698]

EDF support in a nutshell: God: We have you 100,000 to 1. Support with hammer of god: *I like those odds*

[@kirbymaster7491]

"Surrounded? That's High Gothic for 'target rich environment'!"

[@realperson7649]

My brother in christ (pause) you are witnessing our extinction

[@sterlingcarter9413]

god: we fucking have you surrounded and outnumbered 100,000,000,000;1. just give up. united states: All the more chances to get headshots

[@NoName-hy6xj]

"Commander, Ravagers outnumber our forces 50 to one!" "Then it is an even fight" "All troopers fire at will. Burn their mongrel skins!"

[@demilung]

I love how basically every EDF game goes from "Okay, we're gonna defend Earth" to "We're doomed, this is the last days of humanity" to Storm 1 misunderstanding the meaning of the "last stand" and who is supposed to die at the end of it, and basically winning the final level of Halo: Reach.

[@yeetyateyote5570]

Weakest warrior of mankind vs strongest horrific invader EDF games literally have the exact same plot curve of Getter Robo Armageddon, “we must fight back,” “we are so incredibly screwed 99.9% are already gone there is no hope,” “we WILL kill god anyways”

[@theonewhoasked.697]

Bruh imagine the final battle on reach where you kill the Covenant with a hammer😂

[@hibemabygaming4316]

It curves multiple times in EDF 6, you time travel and shit. In the end 30 percent on humanity is lost with a decent amount of the infrastructure as opposed of EDF 5's 70 percent (i forgor somewhere around that number or higher) without anything standing but parts of the EDF. Edit: changed “most” to “a decent amount” as much of the infrastructure is up in the end of 6

[@soupcangaming662]

All with the worst translations for the script but best energy for the actors

[@edschramm6757]

​@@hibemabygaming4316I THINK 5 says 90% got wiped out? Id have to finish it again to know for sure, but yea. Apparently storm 1 read the script and went "nah, I'll do you one better"

[@Hakarishmoovin]

For those who don't know, the game is Japanese, and because of ww2 treaties, Japan can't have an "army" only a group that can act if they're invaded, called the Self Defence Force (SDF), so because the game is Japanese, they made the Earth Defence Force

[@NPCN-dd8hg]

Having in mind that we cant attack the alirns for obiusly reason we have to denfense ourself... our that until we make a star wars like armada and star a galactic blitzkrieg

[@enderborn6860]

ugh shin godzilla put that up to front heavily they had to go through so many loops just to get a chance to shoot that canceroius lizard

[@luichinplaystation610]

A lot of people still don't know

[@DeezNuts-ej6sr]

Isn’t that just an army with extra steps

[@NoESanity]

@@NPCN-dd8hg i hope you recovered from that stroke.

[@ghostplay8521]

16:47 killed me. "What's the blast radius en this?" "Y E S."

[@shiroakame0]

*completely wipes everything with a 30 block radius with HAMMER OF DAWN* That!

[@EVERYTHINGELSEWASTAKEN77]

Killed everything near them as well

[@Jet_Stream_Samy]

Blast radius: ohio

[@koiyujo1543]

HHAA! YESSSSSSS lmfao it does lmao wipes over 50 blocks

[@Jet_Stream_Samy]

@@shiroakame0 _YOU HAVE FAILED THE VIBE CHECK_

[@notdemomantf2294]

"If you want me to play support as a support class, you shouldn't give me a tomahawk cruise missile as a primary weapon" is a statement you never thought you would hear.

[@daanzwarthoed4897]

Ive been watching russian badger for years. Did not surprise me whatsoever lmao

[@devilsadvocate.]

Yeah, but I always sort of hoped.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Even in EDF5 the air raider gets the "Tempest A1" which can NEARLY ONESHOT a fucking ERGINUS

[@atlaqs]

hbh

[@AsrielDreemurYT653]

2:41

[@Shovel________________]

i like how this game's selection of classes is two regular looking army troopers, an anime schoolgirl, and a lowercase gundam

[@CrocandCo.]

Lowercase Gundam is something that I never thought of accurately describing the Fencer.

[@idiotofthenorth]

Y e s ​@@CrocandCo.

[@TheScania1991]

"lowercase gundam" i just died laughing about that one xD

[@sunrisejackdaw1779]

to be fair the original conceot of gundam was literally a power armor hence mobile suit.

[@tossmangrenade1400]

A lowercase gundam

[@IAA2152]

"I WILL use a 'hammer of dawn' as a cqc weapon, I'm not scared." The definition of "I am the violence"

[@Callsign_Bear]

I AM THE TRAUMATIC EVENT

[@TheLoneWanderer79]

I AM the one who knocks (with a sub-orbital weapon)

[@rinkothelad]

I read this and then 15:07 happened.

[@Aaroncarter95]

Fear not the man of war who loves long range engagement. Fear the man who smiles charging at the enemy holding a stick. For he knows no fear and shows only confidence. - Me 2022

[@echospecter2450]

When you cannot think of anything better an orbital gun and the call-out "broken arrow" should always be considered

[@griffincrump5077]

I’m arachnophobic but this game feels like the power trip of how we should come together to face those house spiders by using 2.1 trillion dollars of firepower

[@ericgagnon6594]

My gf who totally hates spiders agree with you.... And she's canadian so she's supposed to ne against Power abuse 🤣🤣🤣

[@griffincrump5077]

@@ericgagnon6594 for spiders any exception is permitted

[@NotAfilthyCasual]

Real arachnophobes prob wouldn’t even click this video but I get it. Most ppl hate spiders

[@griffincrump5077]

@@NotAfilthyCasual arachnophobes are allowed the power fantasy and ability to enjoy Russianbadger videos

[@The_whales]

Im not as scared of spiders but I do kinda freak out when I see one, then I find a paper towel, crush that fucker then throw the whole paper towel into the toilet and flushing it

[@Arch_Twisted]

This game is the definition of "be the American the Japanese think you are."

[@furimindusties5736]

It is the ideal American.

[@kaelell4697]

@@furimindusties5736 yes

[@DarkonFullPower]

No. That honor goes the "Metal Wolf Chaos" A Japanese mech game that *ONLY* has an English dub.

[@kaelell4697]

@@DarkonFullPower metal gear momento

[@Arch_Twisted]

@@DarkonFullPower Yes. Once Badger makes a Metal Wolf Chaos video, then we'll talk.

[@ryancurtis5425]

Fun fact: The developers of EDF, Sandlot, made another game for the Wii called Zangeki no Reginleiv (Blades of Reginleiv) that's basically EDF based in Norse mythology. And there's dismemberment out the wazoo.

[@thunderstripe]

15:01 "Who sees giants insects swarming a city and says to themselves 'Oh boy I better grab my hammer'." Every Monster Hunter hammer main would like to have a word with the insects preferably within hammer range.

[@cmanhanks1]

Me who spec'ed in heavy gunners: WHO BROUGHT THE MARSHMALLOWS, 'CAUSE I BROUGHT THE FIRE!

[@jasonmartienz7945]

It's their natural instinct to bonk heads

[@HarmonauxGames]

Yep lol😂

[@possumorb3770]

Bonk indededeed

[@christiankirby8092]

Me flying with the insects with the insect glaive.

[@darcidious99]

Badger got tired of hearing people complain about waiting between vids, so he decided to re-upload the same vid to keep them entertained... Absolutely based badger. Edit: you try putting a funny comment in a badger video thinking maybe you'll get a like, gets none. Throw some random BS comment on a badger video, everyone loses their fucking mind and likes it... I hate it here.

[@exalted_space9224]

Gigachad grindset

[@OhFicial67]

Nah it’s because the original one got age restricted

[@Taykoe69]

LMAO

[@IcyTorments]

@Emotional D begone B o t

[@heavymusicguy8227]

So true

[@SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc]

3:51 I love the fact that Badger referred to America as "The final Boss Of Planet Earth"

[@chypethechilean]

"Council of Elders"

[@blackcrasanblade]

yeah also us drone striking weddings sound about right we tend to blow up targets for fun

[@SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc]

@@blackcrasanblade well, what else are we supposed to do with all this discretionary defense spending money?

[@blackcrasanblade]

@@SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc true plus who dont like explosives

[@SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc]

@@blackcrasanblade exactly

[@ADHDCoffeedrinker]

3:20 I don't know why that "my brother in christ, you are the DRAGONBORNE" sends me so much

[@spidey1100]

Almost as good as "Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, You are a Drag Queen."

[@ArcherBrown-qv2jb]

mfw when dragonrend

[@thudlite4319]

Fun fact: Akira Toriyama, the author of Dragon Ball, is a chill dude who bailed Team Four Star out of Toei’s copyright strikes and actively retcons goofy 4Kids translations.

[@israelcampos1856]

W-wait for real?

[@thudlite4319]

@@israelcampos1856 When 4Kids turned Hell into Hifle, Toriyama made a whole new world called Hifle that was basically just Hell but godawful boring. It’s no big secret that he also adores his fans.

[@individualeleven]

@@thudlite4319 it wasn't 4Kids that made up HFIL, it was the original dub done by Funimation and contracted out to Ocean.

[@thudlite4319]

@@individualeleven Alright, but Toriyama still turned HFIL into a separate dimension as a joke.

[@Daveonimus]

Based Mangaka

[@Rukasu-mv4lk]

The fencer is literally “that’s it I’m getting me mallet”

[@shiroakame0]

I THOUGHT THE SAME SHIT BRO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alexcarter3412]

OH YEAH

[@cmanhanks1]

Fencer is literally master chief, demoknight, and heavy rolled into one with a nuke-on-a-stick for a melee

[@Slowmotionman2]

Badger is the type of guy that when he has a literal time bomb strapped to his chest, instead of spending time saying good-bye to family, friends, and loved ones will instead try to sell you more gamer supps

[@edbob6463]

Badger the kind of guy to dm someone saying, “send this to 10 people or I will die tomorrow” for shits and giggles

[@AubDenashi]

It's not gonna be good when he reads this...

[@yuzengr2475]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fn2QZZmdmrKlhZo

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

778b is a lot more money than Elon Musk has and that is just our military, so who's funding us

[@AubDenashi]

@@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 tax payers. The government spend a stupid amount of the money they have available on military. Like if they gave just a couple percent of that to research and development, we would be so much better off. NASA works with a sad budget, don’t know the exact numbers, but it’s tiny

[@ic0nic707]

3:50 "In case you're unfamiliar with the final boss of planet Earth known as America, we have a yearly allocation of money approved by our head mage and council of elders informally known as “Defense Department dimma-dollars.” These give us the right, not the obligation, to send any creature on our planet back to God for any reason at any time.”

[@BlueEyes274]

"JUST PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!" Still the most hilariously legendary line in the entire game.

[@solcampione8134]

Mine, since I have played EDF 5, at one point near the end where you are practically outmatched and out gunned, the intel lady says to make a strike team and the commander literally says "Strike, my ass." Though for this game, agreed.

[@_Umbrael_]

"The only thing stronger than Godzilla is Japanese copyright lawyers." Me: *Looks at title and sees (Reupload) in the name* Me: *Nods head* "Sounds about right."

[@ZLongHead]

It was the anime hentai noises the rangers made... *Blame them, not the copyrighted lizard*

[@nathanteb7844]

This comment deserves more recognition

[@oneevilchef]

Is no one going to blame the Teletubbies lawyers for the copyright infringement of having a TV screen on your chest?

[@Ktr-1142-ema]

Dragon ball z super, dragon ball z kai , dragon ball z 🤔 yep based

[@Ktr-1142-ema]

@@oneevilchef what about the snorks, or fraggle rock , or eurekas castle

[@mememachine3963]

As a Nebraskan, I can confirm we are currently being held hostage by giant ants

[@trainfan-ks5hk]

Please help they are stealing all the corn we won’t have enough for corn bread

[@teratomaskyline9866]

@@trainfan-ks5hk yes you do. It’s Nebraska

[@francomasiniofficial]

Lincoln has fallen

[@connorv5482]

If they can produce fire I’m afraid we will carpet bomb all nest’s.

[@gigachadvergil7302]

What about giant spiders?

[@archerhouston6756]

4:55 Patterson, fire a warning shot! Sir this is an m32 grenade launcher. Ah potato patato just fire it Patterson!

[@TheRetroRenegade]

There is no other game that perfectly embodies the Engineer's philosophy of "The answer is a gun, and if that don't work, use more gun."

[@vanquish8128]

I solve practical problems

[@Choujifangirl]

I agree

[@ethanbruwer6628]

engineer_laugh.mp3

[@Anime_Weeaboo1908]

You want me to sap your sentry?

[@noxthedremoralord2683]

“I hope you’re ready to fight the entire dragon population of Skyrim” *I WAS BORN READY*

[@KamenRiderRaiden]

*_Not for THIS ya weren't!_*

[@noxthedremoralord2683]

*are you sure I ain’t ready?*

[@Aquabzs]

I WAS DRAGON BORN

[@noahjester8471]

Dova'kiin! Dova'kiin!!!

[@nothing6148]

Cmon 1 More like from 420

[@Morte_death]

Imagine being the most kind KZbinr that your even there for your own community. Literally Badger! My nephew was diagnosed with stage four brain cancer and Badger was so kind enough to make a 6 minute happy birthday video for him when the doctors couldn’t even talk to him for 2 minutes

[@tommyfox854]

Holy molly, that is so wholesome; the happy birthday video part, not your nephew dying of brain cancer part. I do hope your nephew's in a better place, and I'm so sorry for your loss.

[@Morte_death]

@@tommyfox854 he didn’t die he just got overcome his cancer

[@tommyfox854]

@@Morte_death He's alive, and survived the cancer? =D That is the best news I've heard in three years, thank goodness he's alive. =)

[@Morte_death]

@@tommyfox854 thanks. Yeah badger said he was happy to hear about it too

[@tommyfox854]

@@Morte_death My heart's melting from the good news, not gonna lie. Um, if this ain't too weird for you, could you hug your nephew for me please? Hugging people is the best way I can show joy too someone, and I don't have the best history with cancer (one uncle died from it and another is dyeing from me), but I really want too show how happy I am that he survived- and I should go know because at this point I'm digging my own grave, sorry if this creeped you out doc, have a nice day.

[@PolyMoly1998]

*Ranger:* Jack of all stats, straightforward weaponry, beginner friendly. They can also sprint to move faster than Air Raiders on foot. *Wing Diver:* Fragile speedsters, can fly with their jetpacks, and use mostly powerful energy weapons. They have the highest mobility, but they also have the lightest armor than any other class. *Air Raider:* Support Party Members, can buff up or heal allies, summon airstrikes and more diverse vehicles than Rangers, and quirky weapons like limpet guns, drones and turrets. *Fencer:* Mighty glaciers, heaviest armor and firepower, but slowest runners. Though they can use jump jets to compensate for their lack of mobility.

[@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle]

Mfw fencers end up being faster than every other class

[@CATSRLIT]

this is good

[@Orlando-wm2co]

Another thing about fencer do NOT look it in the fucking eyes

[@StephenDelRosario777]

I double-dog dare you to go tell a Russian family who just lost their son to a $50 DIY drone that drones are "quirky" lmao

[@deegsupreme3796]

When badger talks about how rifles lack firepower, shotguns lack range, and snipers lack rate of fire, the first thing that came to my mind as a remedy to all of these was the M2 Browning. God bless the M2 Browning.

[@Dr.CaveCurinas]

Humanity will span the galaxy and the M2 will still be in service

[@ajford-arausa8328]

It will only be replaced by a lazer version of its self

[@tentrix8505]

Just looked it up. “Belt-fed machinegun” chambered in 50 bmg; yeah, that’d do it

[@samuelyoung1]

@@ajford-arausa8328 it'll still be an M2, just using laserv bullets instead

[@primusstar5995]

In the 42nd millennium, the m2 will be renamed the “Heavy stubber”.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

8:06 Ahh, THAT'S why it got age restricted. For those unaware, the wingdivers apparently make EXCESSIVELY EROTIC noises when spiderwebbed. Badger included a sample of that right here in his original video. Also, apparently the booba shown in their game model was too spicy for youtube.

[@nikensarintemofficial]

Also he changed his suit

[@SilentT_K]

the wing diver was too spicy for the youtube guidelines

[@dr.catshark9204]

All he changed was just the scenes with wing diver

[@foxmask8032]

Now I had that figured out, but I just thought about the implications. So, a character in skin tight suits making Hanime noises is less acceptable than a character in school uniforms making (less, granted) Hanime noises. I'm starting to have a bad feeling about KZbin's intentions...

[@JenovaDreamweaver]

badger also said “All of my hentai tabs are muted. this is real audio.” in the previous version.

[@thekingsamar5781]

I still didn't know why did they age restrict the last one,it was a gem of a video. Great job man,keep it up

[@TheeDawson]

They Age Restrict everything now

[@exalted_space9224]

DAMMMMn

[@viper4729]

Wait they age restricted the last kne

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Maybe it was the h3nt@i joke

[@MocawMocks]

@here is the full clip man the ad saved me from watching your link

[@Roguish_Ryn]

Badgers been managing democracy since the beginning.

[@Heavygamingreal]

Wait til he sees Helldivers

[@jmello79]

@@Heavygamingrealhe’s has now

[@andrewowens4421]

10:20 Watching that spider just fly through the air like that perfectly encapsulates the craziness that is EDF. You do something and just watch the chaos enfold.

[@zombified3638]

Nyoom

[@C134-Godzilla]

Spider: HELP ME!!!! Edit: spider:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@oantran8060]

ok

[@voldartthesorcerer9490]

I was flying I a helicopter the other day well above a balam and someone blasted a red ant well above my bomber kissing idiocy

[@thoakim673]

ok

[@KoalaTContent]

14:47 He can go even *FASTER* If you combine a specific version of one of those spike launchers at 14:37 with a hammer. Constantly launch the spike and spam space and you can boost almost twice as often as the hammer/shield combo

[@DR_Loud75]

@Here is more clip wtf that's a hyper link to a potato wedge recipe??? I don't understand

[@NUToriouslyOnline]

Yup, my favorite fencer GOTTA GO FAST combo is the javelin catapult paired with pretty much any melee weapon of your choice for that horizontal thrust option (my choice is the twin blast spears for even MORE THRUST) because the javelin shot cancels the thrust reset frame so when you time the shot and the thrust you can just GLIDE all over the battlefield. You can literally zoom from edge-to-edge on a map with fencer within like a minute or two and it's the funniest thing ever

[@SomethingBoutEclipse]

@@DR_Loud75 bots

[@spiderz5145]

@@SomethingBoutEclipse yeah they’re out of control… YT doesn’t give a shit anymore it seems.

[@edmardisla8492]

@@DR_Loud75 Spam bot.

[@BACON.BACON.69]

"My brother in christ you are witnessing our extinction" as giant bugs charge towards them broke me I almost died from laughter.

[@Kai-wr5jf]

i almost died because of me choking on a can of coke (not cocaine)

[@JackPettit-dh3jl]

@Kai-wr5jf The… The can? Not the drink, the fucking C A N

[@envvy_rain]

“this prank fucking sucks” as someone gets fucking snapped in half in the background 😭😭

[@Goblin_With_A_Fungus]

Badger: Rockets are infinantly better than missiles. Also Badger: Missiles as a primary weapong? YES PLEASE!

[@Kai-wr5jf]

If you ask a favour from badger he will simply make you go crazy lol

[@Goblin_With_A_Fungus]

@@Kai-wr5jf "Oh, you want me to tell the guy down the street to turn down his music?" **smash cuts to Badger in a warthog** "Oh, I'll turn it off for you!"

[@rebelcat_1261]

To be fair to badger, there's a significant difference between shoulder-fired missiles and ICBMs

[@alexsouls3944]

The best definition of "They have us surrounded! Good, no need to aim now!"

[@TotallyDapper]

One of the in-game voice lines the friendly soldiers will yell is, “I could close my eyes and shoot!”

[@alexsouls3944]

​@@TotallyDapper Wait really?

[@christiankirby8092]

@@alexsouls3944yes really

[@phantomminer3293]

We're not "surrounded" we're just in a target-rich environment.

[@ham_za420]

16:46 “the rule of god is incoming” “blast radius= Y E S” 9:53 “Hammer of Dawn” fits so well And the “I’m not here to support the violence. I AM THE VIOLENCE. Just perfect 14:58 the four mini guns are unstoppable all together

[@anhilliator1]

I mean, unless you decided to Spritefall the area under your feet... At that point you just hightail it out of the blast zone before the beams hit.

[@tj-dh9vm]

Just the fact theres no background in the thumbnail and its just you, a spider, and explosion just sends waves of chaotic energy from you and the group, good job badger, 11/10, would watch for the 5th time gladly

[@yuzengr2475]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fn2QZZmdmrKlhZo

[@z3kaiser]

Would watch? More liek, already have watched.... more... than ... 5 times.... hehe

[@tj-dh9vm]

@@z3kaiser yeah since i wrote this comment i think I’m at 6 now, just shows that this video is a masterpiece

[@christopheredwards8219]

5:27 I don't know why but the intro to the ranger just holding a gun like a baseball bat is bringing out the chuckles.

[@davee3573]

Badger is the literal definition of quality over quantity

[@serratedbread2300]

Where else have I seen this exact comment...Oh yeah. Every single one of badgers videos. Although you are not wrong, just make an original comment instead of copying some other one.

[@juan969]

@@serratedbread2300 Read my mind lol

[@davee3573]

@@serratedbread2300 Didn't copy anyone bud just had the same thought

[@landsquid9509]

no badger is the definition of quantity over quality because you cant watch this because more than five seconds causes oxygen starvation from laughing too much

[@stealthkillah122]

@@Destiny2MetaCrutcher why don't you do better ? Oh wait you can't you just a jealous cry baby 🤓

[@HerrZhukov]

MatPat should make a video on how many ants it would take to steal Nebraska.

[@Yesent1273]

Would definitely watch

[@NicholasJayme-k7k]

The ants are the ultimate support class

[@Nervous_Ari]

I asked r/theydidthemath, here's the answer "The weight of the earth's crust is 6.1 * 10^22 pounds. Divide that by Earth's area (196.9 million miles), and you get 309,801,929,913,662 pounds per square mile. Multiply that by the land area of Nebraska (77,348 square miles), and you get 2.39625597x10^19 pounds. This is not taking into account mountains or different elevations as I'm too lazy to do detailed research, so we're going to stick with average weight per square mile on the Earth. The average ant can lift up to 0.055 pounds, so divide Nebraska's weight by the ants' lifting capabilities, and you get 4.35682904x10^20, or around 435,682,904,000,000,000,000 ants."

[@HerrZhukov]

@@Nervous_Ari good

[@The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock]

​@@Nervous_Arijust.........wow

[@JoaoGabriel-ef9se]

"Much like all women, her armor scaling sucks" Sisters of Battle looking at this sentence are dying of laughter.

[@t.cameron3365]

I understood that reference

[@alfonsocyrusjoshua9551]

repentia aint laughin nothing

[@Phoenix8492]

And given that Armor of Contempt applies to Astartes AND Sororitas, dat 3+ effectively becoming a 2+ in regards to incoming AP is *chef’s kiss*

[@Sorain1]

Because who needs armor when you have invulnerable saves?

[@Z.O.M.G]

Which sisters of battle?

[@ConeHead-k6t]

13:04 Big iguana vs gundom 13:06 POW 8:41 Chomp

[@OccultistLord4812]

Ranger: Rocket Boi. Wing Diver: Girl stuck in every single web. Air Raider: Are the aliens the threat or you? Fencer: The Children of Doomguy. Erganis: Non descript lizards from space Nilan: Jeagers of Pacific Rim that are one shot all the time by none descript lizards from Ravagers: God's Humanity delete button Got it

[@jorcornel558]

Erginus is the lizard and Balam is the big Mech, but yeah thats about it

[@nukclear2741]

Player summoned balams being one shot on high difficulty, yes. But the game balances scripted spawnings of balams to the literal highest health possible for any vehicle… *I still managed to lose it against the Red Egernis.*

[@cacau1810]

ok

[@judicatorhurayth1927]

@@nukclear2741 I love your words at the end XD

[@Zanthra434]

15:35 almost enough dakka

[@CombineWatermelon]

The unbelievably based premise of this game being HUMANITY FUCK YEAH combined with your style of humor is literal perfection

[@deeznutz679]

Greatest human powertrip

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Untill EDF 5 forces you to go up against A BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL.

[@shiroakame0]

@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Wait....no joke?

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

@@shiroakame0 Look up a playthrough of mission 109 in EDF5. _I wish I was joking._

[@pokehybridtrainer]

@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Damn, can't wait until I get that far.

[@TimeBucks]

he explains video games in a logical way

[@w1nther930]

There is Logic?

[@adeshsaxena5203]

Very like

[@SAWAN7823]

He explains games in. a logical way

[@Brimshae]

This is EDF. Nothing is logical.

[@jaguarjosie3002]

indeed

[@memerman4830]

Ok, ima tell you a story About a year ago, I went on a walk and found one of Badger’s limited time shaker cups on the curb. Had a hole in the bottom, but beyond that, it was peak condition. Best find ever

[@theonewholives5414]

The moment you see wing diver and realize what probably got the last video age restriction. And realize that there are already dozens of reaction videos with the original outfit that probably will have no consequences whatsoever and want to strangle the entire KZbin development and advertising teams with their own intestines.

[@Operator_Mak]

KZbin will see something moderately sexual, and age restrict it. It's bullshit for KZbin to police others people's content to that degree, when it should just be up to parents for that stuff

[@theonewholives5414]

@@Operator_Mak I agree 100%, KZbin is for adults you want to talk about things being inappropriate how about you go on KZbin kids and see some of the most disturbing stuff on the internet. And that just shows you about how much KZbin actually cares about the kids that use their platform it's literally them just taking any excuse they can possibly think of to not have to pay people you think a subsidiary company of one of the biggest most successful companies on the planet wouldn't be run by a bunch of greedy dumbasses but you'd be wrong.

[@muzanjackson5199]

Ye it’s really fucking dumb

[@yuzengr2475]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fn2QZZmdmrKlhZo

[@imsmart_yetdumb9278]

@@Operator_Mak I'm pretty sure the other 3 commentors in this area are bots. As in the ones in between my comment and yours.

[@thedude4840]

He’a like a 3d animation max0r. Every joke lands and it’s magnificent to see put together.

[@Charming_Cthulhu]

I love that badger was in one of macors videos

[@thedude4840]

@@Charming_Cthulhu “you can not run from me!”

[@memes9627]

@@Charming_Cthulhu which one

[@LordDragox412]

@@memes9627 The one in which he was in that one video.

[@thedude4840]

@@memes9627 elden ring pt 2

[@strangerice4467]

16:45 can't get over the nervous "Yes" for The Rule of God's blast radius

[@copunit12]

I mean the Gigantic Howitzer can also be a Yes for blast radius.

[@nfg-iso]

the thing sounds terrifying

[@connertolman8024]

Legions minigun from Titanfall 2!

[@The_Genuine_Gunner]

@@connertolman8024YES!

[@LukasMorgan-h8b]

The best part of Badger videos is where you forget you watched a video and then watch the video again

[@mochiman6307]

In edf 5 there are some qol changes, one is that fencers boost became an offical system, dash cancelling only works for firing speed, he is faster in this game if you believe it. Ranger gets a dash with a circle that gets stuff, vehicles do this too. Stuff goes to all classes now, weapons you get can be for any class, same for armor, but it prefers the one you are playing. Hectors are replaced with giant "Human" like frogs and grey aliens with armor, erginus is back, and archelus is now tag teaming up with it, shotguns pierce, dragons are replaced with tadpoles, they function the same, its a reboot, so story is a retelling, also pill bugs and the fact that mission control calls any creature a "Monster". Ranger has access to some tanks, bikes, and helicopters but air raider still has him outclassed. In general, its 4.1 but a reboot with qol changes

[@mochiman6307]

Oh and edf 6 is out in japan, now with octopus aliens on land and air, a giant erginus that FLIES, mutant insects, and androids that scuttle everywhere and ask to be blown up

[@thesittingacheroraptor7565]

What

[@luichinplaystation610]

5 is a reboot?

[@CyberChaosV2]

My favorite part about 5 is that if yoh call in an air strike while a ‘civillian’ in the sotory, the guy literally acknowledges this “Wait, how did a *civillian* get access to this?! Ah well, commencing air strike.”

[@thesittingacheroraptor7565]

@@CyberChaosV2 "eh it's fine, im sure"

[@superbux4523]

Badger: "is that tomahawk missile coming?" Tomahawk missile: "Hello Mario."

[@katarzynaka2407]

the tomahawk missile is just like... "hello there"

[@onerxowns2202]

Thats was ballistic missile, and it is somehow both more less powerful than cruise and ballistic missile

[@isaacmayer-splain8974]

"Is that tomahawk missile coming?" BOOM "Found it"

[@negamisaito7392]

"I'm not here to support the violence, I AM the violence." is, without a doubt, one of my new favorite phrases.

[@SinshiSaisei]

Mine is I want my perc 30s bitch

[@imsmart_yetdumb9278]

yeah man

[@noellosanes2842]

Thanks

[@OxTheHerdzz]

I love the implication that the only reason badger and the squad lived through the war is because they're all collectively too dumb to grasp the gravity of the situation.

[@nezuko4014]

"this is what Europeans think American recess is like" The truest thing I've ever heard

[@exalted_space9224]

Ye

[@theasexualidiot4803]

Australian recess is this.

[@foxmask8032]

I mean, are we wrong ?

[@buddermonger2000]

@@theasexualidiot4803 It used to be.

[@rianmela3825]

@@foxmask8032nah lmao

[@cloudydaykumo]

Just gonna timestamp all my favorite moments. 3:26 random sh!t 5:05 825 weapons 6:25 accuracy 8:45 just what my gun does 10:17 FPS russia 13:13 In the face 14:58 melee combat 15:05 oh boy! 15:30 is that gun goo- 16:49 blast radius 17:15 a queen 18:03 Ants 18:12 Nebraska

[@rinkothelad]

Me looking at this list of dumb ahh “stuff”: 15:07

[@chaosbetta1667]

Also gotta support the real heroes posting timestamps for the rest of us lazy bastards 😎👍

[@TheeDoomguy]

also 0:46 it's a bird... it's a plane... oh no... it's LOCKHEED MARTIN.

[@TheVaur2]

15:06 jacket, my favorite hammer swinger

[@ghostplay8521]

16:50 Blast radius: Y E S yards.

[@loorthedarkelf8353]

I fell in love with EDF back in 2011, when Extra Credits featured the current entry in the series in Games You Might Not Have Tried. It sounded like a good time, and me and hubby proceeded to blow up several exoplanets worth of bugs beating every mission on every difficulty lol When we got 4.1 it was my first EDF with classes, and fell in love with the mobility and sometimes Highly Technical power management of the wing diver, and husbando heard Fencer Gets To Carry 4 Weapons and said Sign Me The F*ck Up Sailor. We trade jobs mission by mission, with one of us focused on Big Dams To One Target and one on Crowd Control. Sometimes I've got the best tool for the job of flying in and blowing sheild generators and getting out un touched, and sometimes he's got it in 2 dozen guided missiles for those blue laser drone assholes that Slow You Down in hard and Stop You Dead in Inferno. We LOVE this game, and this video had me cackling with laughter several times. o7

[@Raeinok]

Straps turrets to the helicopter blades. What kinda Ork WAAAAAGH engineering is this? Cause I support it. You just have to believe.

[@barragethree5047]

SHOOTAZ ON DA DEFFCHOPPAZ SPINNY FINGZ?! SOUNDZ LOIKE GUD KRUMPIN WAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!

[@KasaresStern]

It severely needs an "Ork engineering" mod to bring to life all that crazy sh*t only weirdboyz and meks can come up with.

[@Mr.Mosquito89]

Watching Badjur, and by extension his inordinately huge fanbase, discover how EDF "works" is a treat and a half. I'm a bit ashamed that he didn't mention the Air Raider's support 'team' providing the firepower, including the aircraft carrier Despine and the MVP, Attack Whale, canonically an oversized AC-130 with full-auto 120mm cannons, 150mm cannon, coastal missile volleys and theoretically, a fucking ICBM stapled to it.

[@paxamericania5923]

I know right? And despine is even more chad because its the last fucking naval surface ship standing it pi ked up everyone that retreated because of the dragons. Including whale, charon tactical bomber group, and miss epicneas herself porters. And prasumably the artillery group in a easy to air lift configuration mode now since they abandoned most of their equipment. Also despine is described as a floating fortress big enough to acomindate long range tactical bombs, ICBM missles aka the TEMPEST missiles which are as tall as a 11 story apartment building, has its own battleship sized guns, and probably took a genocise gun blast to the face and survived since it was pribably part of the Pacific fleet battle group that went to face off against the brain because command though it was sunk. Also dont forget that one chick in command headquarters of japanese branch that does that ocasionally speaks during missions or she speaks when air raider calls for the satellite blaster/spritefall/laguna blaster/rule of God. Litterally its a shame badger didnt mention the cast that supports air raider and rely on air raider to give them target information.

[@KyleJordanGaming]

You had me at “full-auto 120mm”.

[@paxamericania5923]

@@KyleJordanGaming Yeah the support aircraft Whale has a 120mm cannon that can rapid fire out a salvo of 10 rounds in like 5 second if I remember correctly.

[@Sahlokniir325]

Attack whale useless tho because to me it just doesn't hit like at all

[@paxamericania5923]

@@Sahlokniir325 its an area of affect attack. Its good against strong enamys or taking out a cluster of enemies.

[@gilrodrigues4373]

"I saw them take Nebraska" has a special place in my heart

[@nicholaskoob2894]

Man, you may have singlehandedly reinvigorated the EDF franchise for western audiences. Thanks for that, you got a fan out of it too.

[@anhilliator1]

Look, if you need to kill a bunch of air targets, an MLRA's the way to go.

[@TypeZeta2]

Me and some friends got EDF 4.1 because of badger and it’s so chaotic and fun. I play Fencer

[@MikeSanders2000]

"What is the blast radius? Yes." never ceases to make me laugh

[@felixstrevey733]

Time to watch this 10 more times in a row so I can feel my existence again

[@mackenzie3357]

I've already watched huss warthunder vids like 20 timwa

[@eryk8340]

@here is the full clip tf does an air fryer video have to do with a RussianBadger video

[@mellowsans2944]

@@eryk8340 its a bot

[@exalted_space9224]

It's like trying to start a chainsaw

[@eryk8340]

@@mellowsans2944 b r u h

[@hughshax5903]

5:26 Ranger: the common American Wingdiver: someone that’s on the KZbin guidelines wanted list Aerator: the embodiment of America culminated into one man 14:16 Fencer: what TF2 heavy mains think they are 6:39 why not the m2 browning 50 cal machine gun?

[@basic_name_here233]

Heavy mains don't exist tho

[@remuslebeau6570]

@@basic_name_here233 Big Joey and Bearded Expense would disagree with you

[@Cole.Ignios]

@@basic_name_here233 90% of my playtime is on heavy with the yeti suit equipped...

[@judicatorhurayth1927]

@@Cole.Ignios "Is that a monkey?" -lazy engineer

[@kirbymaster7491]

The number of problems an Air Raider can solve with a properly-placed Spritefall is astounding

[@watermelongaming3698]

True, even on the original EDF 4 (4.1 is a remaster), I could kill the giant wasp hive on Hard with just two Spritefall B's (brought a Railgun just in-case)

[@seijuroakashi9178]

@@watermelongaming3698Aye either of yall play 5 on ps4? im fown tho still fairly new

[@owarida6241]

"You have good taste, Air Raider" -spritefall waifu from EDF 5

[@watermelongaming3698]

@@owarida6241 what

[@christiankirby8092]

@@watermelongaming3698there are wingdiver allies that compliment air raiders based on their weapon choise.

[@saintdane7336]

0:50 I love how you can have all of this diversity between the classes and their guns, Or you can just pick Fencer and take a nuke on a stick and go to town

[@leviosdraekion6993]

I personally prefer equipping two miniguns. Word of advice if you ever manage to wind up in a multiplayer match with me: stay in back until I start reloading.

[@VeraVemaVena]

@@leviosdraekion6993 it's even better when you enter the nest missions with dual flame revolvers. I'm not trapped in a tunnel network full of insects, *YOU'RE ALL TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!*

[@leviosdraekion6993]

@@VeraVemaVena yep

[@iaNdaveNport.]

I swear on God, I’ve watched this video five times and I still can’t get enough of it. It’s just so absurd and silly that I just keep getting it recommended to me and I keep watching it crazy but the Russian badger is one of the best KZbinr ever.

[@zackince8803]

As someone who plays as the air raider and fencer a lot, I can confirm that it is super OP, and feels like the crusades against giant ass bugs.

[@xd_yungpiru55]

Wtf did heavenly use

[@christiankirby8092]

@@xd_yungpiru55i believe fencer no?

[@xd_yungpiru55]

@@christiankirby8092 I mean the weapon, I knew it was fencer

[@Luzaku_kiss]

Fencers are literally Space Marines from Warhammer 40K

[@bioware2457]

Yo which of these games should I play nowadays? Like as far as which one has the most players?

[@spurdo_of_92]

*30% uptick in sales on steam alone* wew, badger, you brought this game back to life. time to go start a new character and dive back in, I guess.

[@callumjones9664]

The amount of Australian jokes that can be made in this game is astounding

[@yuzengr2475]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fn2QZZmdmrKlhZo

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

There's a lot more lasers than I remember happening at recess, but other than that

[@fuchsschnitzel3007]

Welcome to Australia, I will be your guide for today :) Pls stay behind me and my team. Oh, and don't worry. These things are not even the deadliest.

[@Yoko_Grim]

We just need Badger to meet up with Rimmy Downunder now, to play this.

[@CruelestChris]

"Cor, look at all them medium-sized spoiders!"

[@Kronos-lu1gp]

1:58, thanks for giving this epic banger, badger

[@JoseRamirez-ne5ng]

Badgers description of our government and how our defense budget is decided is the best I’ve ever heard hands down

[@buddermonger2000]

Earth's final boss confirmed

[@thitran6105]

ok

[@watermelongaming3698]

Assault rifles: Has a line of longer-ranged, higher power variants. Sniper rifles: Has a line of rapid fire variants. Missiles: Probably better for crowd control with 30 TARGET LOCK-ON. Shotguns probably don't have a *specific* long-ranged variant/variant line, but they're not point-blank only. That's reserved for flamethrowers and acid guns. I saw someone use this one Sparrow Shot that had a pretty good range, like on par or even longer range than some of the assault rifles.

[@Ari22682]

5:57 it's not every day you see a giant spider get Wombo Comboed by shotgun blasts.

[@5uicidal-5now-Leopard]

It's not every day you see this as a sentence

[@CptJistuce]

It's every day in the EDF. Enlist today.

[@darkydk1650]

Badger clay pidgeoned that spider 😂

[@bhinglaberinto7450]

This guy and his bois never dissappoint to make my stomach hurt from laughter

[@thedarknessmagician5234]

Badger: “Please don’t copyright strike me for saying Godzilla.” KZbin about to age restrict his video for the Wing Diver section: “The truth is, the game was rigged from the start.”

[@justacuriousgoose]

I can't believe that there are no cockroach enemies Even God knew that would be a mistake

[@CPUSublimeHeart]

I mean EDF 5 has frogs with lasers, is that better?

[@bubbles9065]

EDF IRON RAIN has like stink bugs or something. The most freaking annoying self destructing things ever

[@Llangion]

The Japanese have a thing about cockroaches, they don't like them so much that they'll even censor them like pornography.

[@dragonboi_101]

What if I told you there are cockroaches

[@palpadur1112]

what if humans *are* the cockroaches? and the aliens are basically pest control?

[@jbrew1237]

People go “What’s the blast radius?” Not realizing that what they actually mean is “Am I in the blast radius?” Either way, the answer is YES.

[@CharlieRosé-z2f]

this whole game is what i imagine evangelion from the perspectie of the people on the ground is

[@derektavares7885]

11:34 the engineer in TF2 would be proud of what you made badger

[@404cheeseburgernotfound5]

yes

[@TheGooberN]

"The awnser? Use gun, if that don't work, use more gun."

[@thatoneeasilyoffendedboi1257]

Ah yes, the four horsemen of the anti-apocalypse: -Redneck -Woman -Average drone operator -Anime Doomslayer

[@broadbandislife]

It's even better in EDF 5 where you start out as a buck civilian hired to assist with a PR event. (Security guard/some kinda jetpack acrobat/cargo exoskeleton operator/general technical staff respectively.) Then you literally kill what at least some in-game insist on calling a god in the finale.

[@imsmart_yetdumb9278]

I love thinking about this concept you have presented to me.

[@the_Predator95]

The mythical creature Women

[@Azrael828]

LMAO

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

Thanks for making my weeks better, Badger. 🤣🤣 16:47 "THE BLAST RADIUS IS Y E S"

[@allenkeith7160]

Lol: "I'm not here to SUPPORT the Violence... I AM the Violence" vs. "Don't be a PART of the Problem... The the WHOLE problem!" Same exact energy, and I love it.

[@genericalias5742]

It took me this long to realize that badger didn’t mention how much you can gib enemies, like each individual joint and connection can be turned into an additional piece of cover

[@imsmart_yetdumb9278]

I'm going to say this AGAIN. When I watched the original upload, I was having an *EXTREME* amount of trouble trying to keep my laughter contained, as it was like, 11 PM when I finally watched it. If I somehow managed to get the chance to play with you and your buddies, Badger, the way you guys just find loopholes to make the gameplay *STUPIDLY* FUNNY, I'd probably be laughing my *ASS* off the entire time. Unfortunately, that day may not happen for quite a while, because I don't have anywhere NEAR the amount of computer to stand up to you and your guys' ridiculously stupid shenanigans. I also have a competitiveness problem, so the situation might not be safe for said computer. What I mean there is that I get overly competitive when I play games where you constantly have to deal with competition from AI's or players.

[@Heartrose7]

Wait... you contained your laughter? I created Mach 5 with mine.

[@imsmart_yetdumb9278]

@@Heartrose7 I am currently smiling a whole *SH!T TON* at this comment, and it's 10 minutes before 8 AM where I am. (Northeast US)

[@imsmart_yetdumb9278]

@@Heartrose7 Plus, as I had said, it was 11 o'clock at night, so people were sleeping or trying to sleep. My mom does NOT like being woken up unless it's needed.

[@LeviathansTerribleGaming]

Little disappointed you didn't throw in a "That's it, I'm gettin me mallet!!" joke for the hammer but the Blast Radius: YES bit killed me

[@WO_21]

18:13 okay someone has to do the math to figure out how many ants it would take to actually do that

[@bubbles9065]

Hey, I loved this video so much the first time I’m watching it again. EDF is such a great game, you should try 5 next.

[@bubbles9065]

@here is the full clip no no no, this is potatoes, I need tomahawked spider recipes

[@BorderRegal]

@@bubbles9065 mate, they’re a bot

[@bubbles9065]

@@BorderRegal haha I know Just still waiting. I tomahawked a spider and I don’t know what to do

[@BorderRegal]

@@bubbles9065 ok

[@exalted_space9224]

Yes

[@talleywa5772]

Western developers when using top of the line processing power: "How realistic can we make the nose hairs on this dude?" Japanese developers when using top of the line processing power: "How much shit can we fit on screen and how much of it can be blown up with how many lasers?"

[@lithominium9955]

one of these things is objectively better

[@seanstephenson8660]

@@lithominium9955 definitely the nose hairs

[@TONKER.]

How many lasers would you li- YES

[@ToaGatanuva]

"I almost FPS Russian'd myself" is a great quote indeed

[@PhoenixT70]

I believe it originates from Brandon Herrera, though I could be wrong.

[@Manslayer-eo1nh]

Well he did almost kill himself in one or two videos.

[@ShadowFundsX]

"It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's LOCKHEED MARTIN" - Russian Badger, 2022

[@Kai-wr5jf]

its actually a discord mod

[@StarsAboveHeaven]

@@Kai-wr5jf The Lockheed Martin Corporation is an American aerospace and defense manufacturer with worldwide interests. It was formed by the merger of Lockheed Corporation with Martin Marietta in March 1995. It is headquartered in North Bethesda, Maryland, in the Washington, D.C. area.

[@thatrandomguy8157]

I'm convinced that badger getting better at SFM is the beginning of the end for humanity

[@joeykhoury6384]

he uses a mocap suit

[@spicysalad3013]

@@joeykhoury6384 so what?

[@hiemalseeker6681]

The mocap is used for the different models he uses with the more realistic movement and not just using SFM to animate all the models.

[@NukerNoah]

16:15 This is perhaps the biggest difference between EDF4.1 and EDF5. In 5 you progress *mostly* with the class you are playing, but you do also make progress in all of the other classes with armor and weapons. Also, they took out the amazing chant in 4.1 and replaced it with straight up trash.

[@yessir6919]

Which chant? I haven't played 5 yet, was it the "The EDF deploys!" one? 'Cuz that's the only one still stuck in my head.

[@NukerNoah]

@@yessir6919 Thats the 4.1 chant, set to the tune of Blood On The Risers. kzbin.info/www/bejne/op3OiK1qhKeZjpY The 5 one is a bit more, uh, like someone just hard translated it from japanese. kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zn-8fapuapx2pMU

[@yessir6919]

@@NukerNoah Yeah, I was talking about the first one. The second one is nice, not as good as the first one tho.

[@malevolentmango7140]

I dont mind the 5 chant. But every time my group hears it, we sing with it, then immediately start going "If only it was the good one"

[@Shotgunkjell]

Play more, the new one grows on you.

[@Lazydoodle]

Every Guilty Gear player just went into fight mode when "Totsugeki" voice line went off

[@rpgplayz7085]

Lol I main her

[@doorsareforopening]

​@@rpgplayz7085God does not smile upon you

[@Flinch9000]

@@doorsareforopeningHey, can’t blame them maining a character they like *even if they give others PTSD*

[@Sharky252]

I came here a year later and i just discovered that this is literally the japanese version of helldivers 2💀

[@joogled1839]

no, smelldivers poo is the western version of edf.

[@Flustershy]

Aah the good old EDF 4.1 The game where some weapons have recoil so intense if you hold fire button down more than 1 second you are looking at the sky.

[@owarida6241]

Doesn't matter your accuracy still won't drop by 1% anyway.

[@moebeans72]

Definitely a fencer moment

[@mrl9394]

Hell Flame Revolver is an example lol

[@shroobfan101saccount4]

@@mrl9394 Flame Revolver is just the embodiment of "spray and pray" with a side of good control. Just hope you're not fighting giant robots. It's a shame the NPCs can't tell that the gigantic wall of flame is not a safe area to stand while shooting oversized ants and spiders.

[@TheColombianSpartan]

16:48 the nuttiest blast sound ever

[@christiankirby8092]

I knee I would find this comment. Glad I searched before putting it in. It is a heavenly sound effect.

[@yahirlopez6600]

y e s.