TOMAHAWKING SPIDERS FOR TRESPASSING | Earth Defense Force 4.1: The Shadow of New Despair (Reupload)

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Mainly just music from EDF, but the outro is:
Lupus Nocte - Nothing for Me: • Lupus Nocte, Zorro - N...

[@TheRussianBadger]

sorry guys had to reupload this because youtube age restricted the first time

[@BillehBobJoe]

is it edited down though? or is it just a random restrict

[@ambuknight1567]

It's the anime waifus.

[@rakokyosunu9025]

still a banger

[@psycoman9544]

It's ok badger no worries :)

[@JordanCMuh]

It’s sad that KZbin keeps age restricting KZbinrs for no reason and explanation

[@ghostplay8521]

16:47 killed me. "What's the blast radius en this?" "Y E S."

[@shiroakame0]

*completely wipes everything with a 30 block radius with HAMMER OF DAWN* That!

[@DarthVader90437]

Killed everything near them as well

[@Jet_Stream_Samy]

Blast radius: ohio

[@koiyujo1543]

HHAA! YESSSSSSS lmfao it does lmao wipes over 50 blocks

[@Jet_Stream_Samy]

@@shiroakame0 _YOU HAVE FAILED THE VIBE CHECK_

[@demilung]

I love how basically every EDF game goes from "Okay, we're gonna defend Earth" to "We're doomed, this is the last days of humanity" to Storm 1 misunderstanding the meaning of the "last stand" and who is supposed to die at the end of it, and basically winning the final level of Halo: Reach.

[@yeetyateyote5570]

Weakest warrior of mankind vs strongest horrific invader EDF games literally have the exact same plot curve of Getter Robo Armageddon, “we must fight back,” “we are so incredibly screwed 99.9% are already gone there is no hope,” “we WILL kill god anyways”

[@theonewhoasked.697]

Bruh imagine the final battle on reach where you kill the Covenant with a hammer😂

[@hibemabygaming4316]

It curves multiple times in EDF 6, you time travel and shit. In the end 30 percent on humanity is lost with a decent amount of the infrastructure as opposed of EDF 5's 70 percent (i forgor somewhere around that number or higher) without anything standing but parts of the EDF. Edit: changed “most” to “a decent amount” as much of the infrastructure is up in the end of 6

[@soupcangaming662]

All with the worst translations for the script but best energy for the actors

[@edschramm6757]

​@@hibemabygaming4316I THINK 5 says 90% got wiped out? Id have to finish it again to know for sure, but yea. Apparently storm 1 read the script and went "nah, I'll do you one better"

[@Shovel________________]

i like how this game's selection of classes is two regular looking army troopers, an anime schoolgirl, and a lowercase gundam

[@CrocandCo.]

Lowercase Gundam is something that I never thought of accurately describing the Fencer.

[@idiotofthenorth]

Y e s ​@@CrocandCo.

[@TheScania1991]

"lowercase gundam" i just died laughing about that one xD

[@sunrisejackdaw1779]

to be fair the original conceot of gundam was literally a power armor hence mobile suit.

[@tossmangrenade1400]

A lowercase gundam

[@Hakarishmoovin]

For those who don't know, the game is Japanese, and because of ww2 treaties, Japan can't have an "army" only a group that can act if they're invaded, called the Self Defence Force (SDF), so because the game is Japanese, they made the Earth Defence Force

[@NPCN-dd8hg]

Having in mind that we cant attack the alirns for obiusly reason we have to denfense ourself... our that until we make a star wars like armada and star a galactic blitzkrieg

[@enderborn6860]

ugh shin godzilla put that up to front heavily they had to go through so many loops just to get a chance to shoot that canceroius lizard

[@luichinplaystation610]

A lot of people still don't know

[@DeezNuts-ej6sr]

Isn’t that just an army with extra steps

[@NoESanity]

@@NPCN-dd8hg i hope you recovered from that stroke.

[@generalrubbish9513]

This game is the literal embodiment of "They've got us surrounded, the poor bastards."

[@bigchungu7698]

EDF support in a nutshell: God: We have you 100,000 to 1. Support with hammer of god: *I like those odds*

[@kirbymaster7491]

"Surrounded? That's High Gothic for 'target rich environment'!"

[@realperson7649]

My brother in christ (pause) you are witnessing our extinction

[@sterlingcarter9413]

god: we fucking have you surrounded and outnumbered 100,000,000,000;1. just give up. united states: All the more chances to get headshots

[@NoName-hy6xj]

"Commander, Ravagers outnumber our forces 50 to one!" "Then it is an even fight" "All troopers fire at will. Burn their mongrel skins!"

[@BACON.BACON.69]

"My brother in christ you are witnessing our extinction" as giant bugs charge towards them broke me I almost died from laughter.

[@Kai-wr5jf]

i almost died because of me choking on a can of coke (not cocaine)

[@OxTheHerdzz]

I love the implication that the only reason badger and the squad lived through the war is because they're all collectively too dumb to grasp the gravity of the situation.

[@maxducks2001]

Fun fact: In an interview with GameInformer, the creative director of EDF addressed that a lot of people have a phobia of insects. He said he understands why, but that he sees EDF as a way to temper that fear. Because if you don’t like bugs, you can blow them up by the thousands with giant guns and orbital lasers in EDF.

[@andrewowens4421]

Overcoming arachnophobia with extreme carpet bombing? This guy should be a psychologist.

[@curtishamilton5342]

Never thought of it like that

[@Aflay1]

Yeah, I agree. This game gives me more of a Galaga vibe than anything. Creepy Bugs, yes, but you can blow them the fuck up.

[@Baphelon]

Same thing with Deep Rock Galactic

[@danieltobin4498]

I have some serious arachnophobia but have no problems fighting them and blowing them all apart! Because I’m not trapped in a hive with a bunch of giant spiders, they’re trapped in here with me!!!

[@notdemomantf2294]

"If you want me to play support as a support class, you shouldn't give me a tomahawk cruise missile as a primary weapon" is a statement you never thought you would hear.

[@daanzwarthoed4897]

Ive been watching russian badger for years. Did not surprise me whatsoever lmao

[@devilsadvocate.]

Yeah, but I always sort of hoped.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Even in EDF5 the air raider gets the "Tempest A1" which can NEARLY ONESHOT a fucking ERGINUS

[@atlasgoblin]

hbh

[@AsrielDreemurYT653]

2:41

[@JTreefrog]

the potential for a warhammer 40,000 mod theme for this game is AMAZING. for the EDF, the Ranger class could be guardsman, wing divers could be jump marines, Aerator could be the Inquisition and fencer could be Angry marines or custodes. theres so much content that could be made from it

[@adamcheklat7387]

And i’d guess the enemies would be the Tyranids.

[@feldamar2]

Have you SEEN how many bugs spawn on some missions? The tyranids are trying to copy the ravagers. But it IS a good attempt I'd give you that.@@adamcheklat7387

[@Piss_bottles_]

nerd

[@Znae629]

Or the necrons, or… yeah they have a lot of options

[@JDFisher0415]

3:20 I don't know why that "my brother in christ, you are the DRAGONBORNE" sends me so much

[@Arch_Twisted]

This game is the definition of "be the American the Japanese think you are."

[@furimindusties5736]

It is the ideal American.

[@kaelell4697]

@@furimindusties5736 yes

[@DarkonFullPower]

No. That honor goes the "Metal Wolf Chaos" A Japanese mech game that *ONLY* has an English dub.

[@kaelell4697]

@@DarkonFullPower metal gear momento

[@Arch_Twisted]

@@DarkonFullPower Yes. Once Badger makes a Metal Wolf Chaos video, then we'll talk.

[@thudlite4319]

Fun fact: Akira Toriyama, the author of Dragon Ball, is a chill dude who bailed Team Four Star out of Toei’s copyright strikes and actively retcons goofy 4Kids translations.

[@israelcampos1856]

W-wait for real?

[@thudlite4319]

@@israelcampos1856 When 4Kids turned Hell into Hifle, Toriyama made a whole new world called Hifle that was basically just Hell but godawful boring. It’s no big secret that he also adores his fans.

[@individualeleven]

@@thudlite4319 it wasn't 4Kids that made up HFIL, it was the original dub done by Funimation and contracted out to Ocean.

[@thudlite4319]

@@individualeleven Alright, but Toriyama still turned HFIL into a separate dimension as a joke.

[@Daveonimus]

Based Mangaka

[@thatoneeasilyoffendedboi1257]

Ah yes, the four horsemen of the anti-apocalypse: -Redneck -Woman -Average drone operator -Anime Doomslayer

[@broadbandislife]

It's even better in EDF 5 where you start out as a buck civilian hired to assist with a PR event. (Security guard/some kinda jetpack acrobat/cargo exoskeleton operator/general technical staff respectively.) Then you literally kill what at least some in-game insist on calling a god in the finale.

[@imsmart_yetdumb9278]

I love thinking about this concept you have presented to me.

[@the_Predator95]

The mythical creature Women

[@Azrael828]

LMAO

[@user-oe7vx2bk2l]

"Whatever your preferred pronouns are for the exterminators" kills me every time.. Watching badger explain defense contracting is the best thing in my life.

[@griffincrump5077]

I’m arachnophobic but this game feels like the power trip of how we should come together to face those house spiders by using 2.1 trillion dollars of firepower

[@ericgagnon6594]

My gf who totally hates spiders agree with you.... And she's canadian so she's supposed to ne against Power abuse 🤣🤣🤣

[@griffincrump5077]

@@ericgagnon6594 for spiders any exception is permitted

[@NotAfilthyCasual]

Real arachnophobes prob wouldn’t even click this video but I get it. Most ppl hate spiders

[@griffincrump5077]

@@NotAfilthyCasual arachnophobes are allowed the power fantasy and ability to enjoy Russianbadger videos

[@The_whales]

Im not as scared of spiders but I do kinda freak out when I see one, then I find a paper towel, crush that fucker then throw the whole paper towel into the toilet and flushing it

[@thunderstripe]

15:01 "Who sees giants insects swarming a city and says to themselves 'Oh boy I better grab my hammer'." Every Monster Hunter hammer main would like to have a word with the insects preferably within hammer range.

[@cmanhanks1]

Me who spec'ed in heavy gunners: WHO BROUGHT THE MARSHMALLOWS, 'CAUSE I BROUGHT THE FIRE!

[@jasonmartienz7945]

It's their natural instinct to bonk heads

[@HarmonauxGames]

Yep lol😂

[@possumorb3770]

Bonk indededeed

[@christiankirby8092]

Me flying with the insects with the insect glaive.

[@watermelongaming3698]

Assault rifles: Has a line of longer-ranged, higher power variants. Sniper rifles: Has a line of rapid fire variants. Missiles: Probably better for crowd control with 30 TARGET LOCK-ON. Shotguns probably don't have a *specific* long-ranged variant/variant line, but they're not point-blank only. That's reserved for flamethrowers and acid guns. I saw someone use this one Sparrow Shot that had a pretty good range, like on par or even longer range than some of the assault rifles.

[@ryancurtis5425]

Fun fact: The developers of EDF, Sandlot, made another game for the Wii called Zangeki no Reginleiv (Blades of Reginleiv) that's basically EDF based in Norse mythology. And there's dismemberment out the wazoo.

[@IAA2152]

"I WILL use a 'hammer of dawn' as a cqc weapon, I'm not scared." The definition of "I am the violence"

[@Callsign_Bear]

I AM THE TRAUMATIC EVENT

[@TheLoneWanderer79]

I AM the one who knocks (with a sub-orbital weapon)

[@rinkothelad]

I read this and then 15:07 happened.

[@Aaroncarter95]

Fear not the man of war who loves long range engagement. Fear the man who smiles charging at the enemy holding a stick. For he knows no fear and shows only confidence. - Me 2022

[@echospecter2450]

When you cannot think of anything better an orbital gun and the call-out "broken arrow" should always be considered

[@daddyviper]

Ranger: fps Wind diver: genshin impact Air raider: point and click adventure Fencer: doom

[@S0renz]

Ranger: Rocket launcher goes brrrrrrrrrr! Wing Diver: I believe I can fly! Air Raider: The Hammer of Dawn makes the insects kneel! Fencer: Rip and tear until it is done...

[@professional_air-waster1142]

pov fencer gets the ban hammer: oh i see i have now achieved gods wraith but 100,000,000 times more powerful

[@mikazukiaugus1273]

I love it when fencer blasts those gatlings

[@cheesuschrist4473]

Ranger: Slaanesh Wing-diver: Tzeentch Air-raider: Nurgle Fencer: Khorne

[@justsaynonotnowihaveyoutub6739]

I'm sorry but the air raider one made me laugh so fucking hard

[@Sharky252]

I came here a year later and i just discovered that this is literally the japanese version of helldivers 2💀

[@joogled1839]

no, smelldivers poo is the western version of edf.

[@MrWooaa]

I like that when you describe a game, you make all the classes sound like loads of fun.

[@CptJistuce]

In fairness, in EDF they ARE all a lot of fun. ... Except EDF: Insect Armageddon. We don't talk about that one.

[@jacksongaming854]

@@CptJistuceyep each of the 4 classes has their own strengths and weaknesses and that’s makes it even more fun in multiplayer

[@darcidious99]

Badger got tired of hearing people complain about waiting between vids, so he decided to re-upload the same vid to keep them entertained... Absolutely based badger. Edit: you try putting a funny comment in a badger video thinking maybe you'll get a like, gets none. Throw some random BS comment on a badger video, everyone loses their fucking mind and likes it... I hate it here.

[@Chkprofilename]

Let's be honest we all enjoyed this video by having this: *kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3TJipxta5hnqLc*

[@Chkprofilename]

Frr

[@exalted_space9224]

Gigachad grindset

[@Cooldoge67]

Nah it’s because the original one got age restricted

[@Taykoe69]

LMAO

[@mememachine3963]

As a Nebraskan, I can confirm we are currently being held hostage by giant ants

[@trainfan-ks5hk]

Please help they are stealing all the corn we won’t have enough for corn bread

[@teratomaskyline9866]

@@trainfan-ks5hk yes you do. It’s Nebraska

[@francomasiniofficial]

Lincoln has fallen

[@connorv5482]

If they can produce fire I’m afraid we will carpet bomb all nest’s.

[@gigachadvergil7302]

What about giant spiders?

[@UnRealisticNewsNetwork]

This made me laugh so much! “It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Lockheed Martin” XD

[@Roguish_Ryn]

Badgers been managing democracy since the beginning.

[@Heavygamingreal]

Wait til he sees Helldivers

[@VGLounge]

14:47 He can go even *FASTER* If you combine a specific version of one of those spike launchers at 14:37 with a hammer. Constantly launch the spike and spam space and you can boost almost twice as often as the hammer/shield combo

[@DR_Loud75]

@Here is more clip wtf that's a hyper link to a potato wedge recipe??? I don't understand

[@NUToriouslyOnline]

Yup, my favorite fencer GOTTA GO FAST combo is the javelin catapult paired with pretty much any melee weapon of your choice for that horizontal thrust option (my choice is the twin blast spears for even MORE THRUST) because the javelin shot cancels the thrust reset frame so when you time the shot and the thrust you can just GLIDE all over the battlefield. You can literally zoom from edge-to-edge on a map with fencer within like a minute or two and it's the funniest thing ever

[@SomethingBoutEclipse]

@@DR_Loud75 bots

[@spiderz5145]

@@SomethingBoutEclipse yeah they’re out of control… YT doesn’t give a shit anymore it seems.

[@edmardisla8492]

@@DR_Loud75 Spam bot.

[@TheRetroRenegade]

There is no other game that perfectly embodies the Engineer's philosophy of "The answer is a gun, and if that don't work, use more gun."

[@vanquish8128]

I solve practical problems

[@Choujifangirl]

I agree

[@Goblin_With_A_Fungus]

Badger: Rockets are infinantly better than missiles. Also Badger: Missiles as a primary weapong? YES PLEASE!

[@Kai-wr5jf]

If you ask a favour from badger he will simply make you go crazy lol

[@Goblin_With_A_Fungus]

@@Kai-wr5jf "Oh, you want me to tell the guy down the street to turn down his music?" **smash cuts to Badger in a warthog** "Oh, I'll turn it off for you!"

[@CatastropheCatalyst]

Can confirm, as a trans person, the second I switched my class from man to woman, my armor scaling dropped like a rock.

[@joogled1839]

good job?...

[@rylanward7039]

Incorrect meta: die.

[@noxthedremoralord2683]

“I hope you’re ready to fight the entire dragon population of Skyrim” *I WAS BORN READY*

[@KamenRiderRaiden]

*_Not for THIS ya weren't!_*

[@noxthedremoralord2683]

*are you sure I ain’t ready?*

[@Aquabzs]

I WAS DRAGON BORN

[@noahjester8471]

Dova'kiin! Dova'kiin!!!

[@nothing6148]

Cmon 1 More like from 420

[@Rukasu-mv4lk]

The fencer is literally “that’s it I’m getting me mallet”

[@shiroakame0]

I THOUGHT THE SAME SHIT BRO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alexcarter3412]

OH YEAH

[@cmanhanks1]

Fencer is literally master chief, demoknight, and heavy rolled into one with a nuke-on-a-stick for a melee

[@fbipandac2002]

Im back cause helldivers

[@user-jf2wo2uc8b]

13:04 Big iguana vs gundom 13:06 POW 8:41 Chomp

[@alexsouls3944]

The best definition of "They have us surrounded! Good, no need to aim now!"

[@TotallyDapper]

One of the in-game voice lines the friendly soldiers will yell is, “I could close my eyes and shoot!”

[@alexsouls3944]

​@@TotallyDapper Wait really?

[@christiankirby8092]

@@alexsouls3944yes really

[@phantomminer3293]

We're not "surrounded" we're just in a target-rich environment.

[@Slowmotionman2]

Badger is the type of guy that when he has a literal time bomb strapped to his chest, instead of spending time saying good-bye to family, friends, and loved ones will instead try to sell you more gamer supps

[@edbob6463]

Badger the kind of guy to dm someone saying, “send this to 10 people or I will die tomorrow” for shits and giggles

[@bluelemonade415]

It's not gonna be good when he reads this...

[@yuzengr2475]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fn2QZZmdmrKlhZo

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

778b is a lot more money than Elon Musk has and that is just our military, so who's funding us

[@bluelemonade415]

@@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 tax payers. The government spend a stupid amount of the money they have available on military. Like if they gave just a couple percent of that to research and development, we would be so much better off. NASA works with a sad budget, don’t know the exact numbers, but it’s tiny

[@archerhouston6756]

4:55 Patterson, fire a warning shot! Sir this is an m32 grenade launcher. Ah potato patato just fire it Patterson!

[@user-qm6dc1cs9i]

this whole game is what i imagine evangelion from the perspectie of the people on the ground is

[@deegsupreme3796]

When badger talks about how rifles lack firepower, shotguns lack range, and snipers lack rate of fire, the first thing that came to my mind as a remedy to all of these was the M2 Browning. God bless the M2 Browning.

[@Dr.CaveCurinas]

Humanity will span the galaxy and the M2 will still be in service

[@ajford-arausa8328]

It will only be replaced by a lazer version of its self

[@tentrix8505]

Just looked it up. “Belt-fed machinegun” chambered in 50 bmg; yeah, that’d do it

[@samuelyoung1]

@@ajford-arausa8328 it'll still be an M2, just using laserv bullets instead

[@primusstar5995]

In the 42nd millennium, the m2 will be renamed the “Heavy stubber”.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

8:06 Ahh, THAT'S why it got age restricted. For those unaware, the wingdivers apparently make EXCESSIVELY EROTIC noises when spiderwebbed. Badger included a sample of that right here in his original video. Also, apparently the booba shown in their game model was too spicy for youtube.

[@nikensarintemofficial]

Also he changed his suit

[@SilentT_K]

the wing diver was too spicy for the youtube guidelines

[@dr.catshark9204]

All he changed was just the scenes with wing diver

[@foxmask8032]

Now I had that figured out, but I just thought about the implications. So, a character in skin tight suits making Hanime noises is less acceptable than a character in school uniforms making (less, granted) Hanime noises. I'm starting to have a bad feeling about KZbin's intentions...

[@JenovaDreamweaver]

badger also said “All of my hentai tabs are muted. this is real audio.” in the previous version.

[@user-ui1ux9gm9w]

The best part of Badger videos is where you forget you watched a video and then watch the video again

[@couric9284]

I know I'm 11 months late, but this would be the perfect trailer for the class system in this game. I'm just going to throw that out there. I really actually loved this video, I laughed so much.

[@andrewowens4421]

10:20 Watching that spider just fly through the air like that perfectly encapsulates the craziness that is EDF. You do something and just watch the chaos enfold.

[@zombified3638]

Nyoom

[@C134-Godzilla]

Spider: HELP ME!!!! Edit: spider:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@oantran8060]

ok

[@voldartthesorcerer9490]

I was flying I a helicopter the other day well above a balam and someone blasted a red ant well above my bomber kissing idiocy

[@thoakim673]

ok

[@Morte_death]

Imagine being the most kind KZbinr that your even there for your own community. Literally Badger! My nephew was diagnosed with stage four brain cancer and Badger was so kind enough to make a 6 minute happy birthday video for him when the doctors couldn’t even talk to him for 2 minutes

[@tommyfox854]

Holy molly, that is so wholesome; the happy birthday video part, not your nephew dying of brain cancer part. I do hope your nephew's in a better place, and I'm so sorry for your loss.

[@Morte_death]

@@tommyfox854 he didn’t die he just got overcome his cancer

[@tommyfox854]

@@Morte_death He's alive, and survived the cancer? =D That is the best news I've heard in three years, thank goodness he's alive. =)

[@Morte_death]

@@tommyfox854 thanks. Yeah badger said he was happy to hear about it too

[@tommyfox854]

@@Morte_death My heart's melting from the good news, not gonna lie. Um, if this ain't too weird for you, could you hug your nephew for me please? Hugging people is the best way I can show joy too someone, and I don't have the best history with cancer (one uncle died from it and another is dyeing from me), but I really want too show how happy I am that he survived- and I should go know because at this point I'm digging my own grave, sorry if this creeped you out doc, have a nice day.

[@jonatanschwindt8065]

I just finished my first campaign with wing diver in normal and I loved it... just to see if air raider was as op as badger advertised i started one with it... and had to switch to hard right away.... boy was he right!!!! Air raider is just too much fun lol

[@rickyricardo6481]

Japanese helldivers

[@xavierpsycho556]

you are not wrong

[@MAXHALO369]

The better Helldivers basically

[@ham_za420]

16:46 “the rule of god is incoming” “blast radius= Y E S” 9:53 “Hammer of Dawn” fits so well And the “I’m not here to support the violence. I AM THE VIOLENCE. Just perfect 14:58 the four mini guns are unstoppable all together

[@anhilliator1]

I mean, unless you decided to Spritefall the area under your feet... At that point you just hightail it out of the blast zone before the beams hit.

[@SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc]

3:51 I love the fact that Badger referred to America as "The final Boss Of Planet Earth"

[@spookyscaryskeletons578]

"Council of Elders"

[@blackcrasanblade]

yeah also us drone striking weddings sound about right we tend to blow up targets for fun

[@SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc]

@@blackcrasanblade well, what else are we supposed to do with all this discretionary defense spending money?

[@blackcrasanblade]

@@SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc true plus who dont like explosives

[@SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc]

@@blackcrasanblade exactly

[@bhinglaberinto7450]

This guy and his bois never dissappoint to make my stomach hurt from laughter

[@michelvanderlinden8363]

I really wish there was a lets play of your group doing this because you guys sound hilarious

[@BlueEyes274]

"JUST PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!" Still the most hilariously legendary line in the entire game.

[@solcampione8134]

Mine, since I have played EDF 5, at one point near the end where you are practically outmatched and out gunned, the intel lady says to make a strike team and the commander literally says "Strike, my ass." Though for this game, agreed.

[@sse_weston4138]

I very much appreciate the amount of replay-ability Badger's videos are. Even with this being a reupload, it still racks up 5.6 mil at the time of writing, legend

[@tanya-789]

7.3 mil just four months later, damn

[@MisterHalt]

7.9 million as of 20/07/2023

[@someperson9613]

8.1 August 6th

[@dizo-jp2td]

If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9

[@sse_weston4138]

@@dizo-jp2td naw fam hail Satan

[@haden5523]

I enjoyed this video way more than I needed to. Looks fun as hell, and your review was gold

[@SethWTFF]

Dude. This was one of the most hilarious and entertaining 20 minutes I have had on KZbin in a long time. Well done, sir

[@thekingsamar5781]

I still didn't know why did they age restrict the last one,it was a gem of a video. Great job man,keep it up

[@TheeDawson]

They Age Restrict everything now

[@exalted_space9224]

DAMMMMn

[@viper4729]

Wait they age restricted the last kne

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Maybe it was the h3nt@i joke

[@MocawMocks]

@here is the full clip man the ad saved me from watching your link

[@TimeBucks]

he explains video games in a logical way

[@w1nther930]

There is Logic?

[@adeshsaxena5203]

Very like

[@SAWAN7823]

He explains games in. a logical way

[@Brimshae]

This is EDF. Nothing is logical.

[@jaguarjosie3002]

indeed

[@noureddineel3681]

bruh, badger's video are pure joy ngl

[@greenshadow138]

12:30 it’s going non descript power up

[@OccultistLord4812]

Ranger: Rocket Boi. Wing Diver: Girl stuck in every single web. Air Raider: Are the aliens the threat or you? Fencer: The Children of Doomguy. Erganis: Non descript lizards from space Nilan: Jeagers of Pacific Rim that are one shot all the time by none descript lizards from Ravagers: God's Humanity delete button Got it

[@jorcornel558]

Erginus is the lizard and Balam is the big Mech, but yeah thats about it

[@nukclear2741]

Player summoned balams being one shot on high difficulty, yes. But the game balances scripted spawnings of balams to the literal highest health possible for any vehicle… *I still managed to lose it against the Red Egernis.*

[@cacau1810]

ok

[@judicatorhurayth1927]

@@nukclear2741 I love your words at the end XD

[@Zanthra434]

15:35 almost enough dakka

[@HerrZhukov]

MatPat should make a video on how many ants it would take to steal Nebraska.

[@Yesent1273]

Would definitely watch

[@user-vg6mj3hv3t]

The ants are the ultimate support class

[@Nervous_Ari]

I asked r/theydidthemath, here's the answer "The weight of the earth's crust is 6.1 * 10^22 pounds. Divide that by Earth's area (196.9 million miles), and you get 309,801,929,913,662 pounds per square mile. Multiply that by the land area of Nebraska (77,348 square miles), and you get 2.39625597x10^19 pounds. This is not taking into account mountains or different elevations as I'm too lazy to do detailed research, so we're going to stick with average weight per square mile on the Earth. The average ant can lift up to 0.055 pounds, so divide Nebraska's weight by the ants' lifting capabilities, and you get 4.35682904x10^20, or around 435,682,904,000,000,000,000 ants."

[@HerrZhukov]

@@Nervous_Ari good

[@The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock]

​@@Nervous_Arijust.........wow

[@Randoinyourwalls423]

I liked the Jacket cameo when Badger said "Oh boy, I better grab my... Hammer."

[@Billy-BobXIV]

I also gotta recommend EDF 5 World Brothers. It's a bit less 'obliterate everything violently' and more like 'gently vaporize' in a pixelated brick world.

[@theonewholives5414]

The moment you see wing diver and realize what probably got the last video age restriction. And realize that there are already dozens of reaction videos with the original outfit that probably will have no consequences whatsoever and want to strangle the entire KZbin development and advertising teams with their own intestines.

[@Operator_Mak]

KZbin will see something moderately sexual, and age restrict it. It's bullshit for KZbin to police others people's content to that degree, when it should just be up to parents for that stuff

[@theonewholives5414]

@@Operator_Mak I agree 100%, KZbin is for adults you want to talk about things being inappropriate how about you go on KZbin kids and see some of the most disturbing stuff on the internet. And that just shows you about how much KZbin actually cares about the kids that use their platform it's literally them just taking any excuse they can possibly think of to not have to pay people you think a subsidiary company of one of the biggest most successful companies on the planet wouldn't be run by a bunch of greedy dumbasses but you'd be wrong.

[@muzanjackson5199]

Ye it’s really fucking dumb

[@yuzengr2475]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fn2QZZmdmrKlhZo

[@imsmart_yetdumb9278]

@@Operator_Mak I'm pretty sure the other 3 commentors in this area are bots. As in the ones in between my comment and yours.

[@CombineWatermelon]

The unbelievably based premise of this game being HUMANITY FUCK YEAH combined with your style of humor is literal perfection

[@deeznutz679]

Greatest human powertrip

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Untill EDF 5 forces you to go up against A BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL.

[@shiroakame0]

@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Wait....no joke?

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

@@shiroakame0 Look up a playthrough of mission 109 in EDF5. _I wish I was joking._

[@pokehybridtrainer]

@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Damn, can't wait until I get that far.

[@loorthedarkelf8353]

I fell in love with EDF back in 2011, when Extra Credits featured the current entry in the series in Games You Might Not Have Tried. It sounded like a good time, and me and hubby proceeded to blow up several exoplanets worth of bugs beating every mission on every difficulty lol When we got 4.1 it was my first EDF with classes, and fell in love with the mobility and sometimes Highly Technical power management of the wing diver, and husbando heard Fencer Gets To Carry 4 Weapons and said Sign Me The F*ck Up Sailor. We trade jobs mission by mission, with one of us focused on Big Dams To One Target and one on Crowd Control. Sometimes I've got the best tool for the job of flying in and blowing sheild generators and getting out un touched, and sometimes he's got it in 2 dozen guided missiles for those blue laser drone assholes that Slow You Down in hard and Stop You Dead in Inferno. We LOVE this game, and this video had me cackling with laughter several times. o7

[@ShadowFundsX]

"It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's LOCKHEED MARTIN" - Russian Badger, 2022

[@Kai-wr5jf]

its actually a discord mod

[@_Umbrael_]

"The only thing stronger than Godzilla is Japanese copyright lawyers." Me: *Looks at title and sees (Reupload) in the name* Me: *Nods head* "Sounds about right."

[@ZLongHead]

It was the anime hentai noises the rangers made... *Blame them, not the copyrighted lizard*

[@nathanteb7844]

This comment deserves more recognition

[@oneevilchef]

Is no one going to blame the Teletubbies lawyers for the copyright infringement of having a TV screen on your chest?

[@Ktr-1142-ema]

Dragon ball z super, dragon ball z kai , dragon ball z 🤔 yep based

[@Ktr-1142-ema]

@@oneevilchef what about the snorks, or fraggle rock , or eurekas castle

[@thedude4840]

He’a like a 3d animation max0r. Every joke lands and it’s magnificent to see put together.

[@Charming_Cthulhu]

I love that badger was in one of macors videos

[@thedude4840]

@@Charming_Cthulhu “you can not run from me!”

[@memes9627]

@@Charming_Cthulhu which one

[@LordDragox412]

@@memes9627 The one in which he was in that one video.

[@thedude4840]

@@memes9627 elden ring pt 2

[@user-fx1fl5oj2q]

we need a complete video of badger and friends going through the game

[@Reilsss]

I love this review so much Badger, I watched it by now for the 5th time because its so insainly funny. Showed it to everyone I know, specialy those I play EDF5 with. That sayed. I do hope to see a EDF5 review from you one day. Why? Simply to get more fun like this. Love also your other videos but this one remains special to my heart. THANK YOU for making this :D

[@davee3573]

Badger is the literal definition of quality over quantity

[@serratedbread2300]

Where else have I seen this exact comment...Oh yeah. Every single one of badgers videos. Although you are not wrong, just make an original comment instead of copying some other one.

[@juan969]

@@serratedbread2300 Read my mind lol

[@davee3573]

@@serratedbread2300 Didn't copy anyone bud just had the same thought

[@landsquid9509]

no badger is the definition of quantity over quality because you cant watch this because more than five seconds causes oxygen starvation from laughing too much

[@stealthkillah122]

@@Destiny2MetaCrutcher why don't you do better ? Oh wait you can't you just a jealous cry baby 🤓

[@tj-dh9vm]

Just the fact theres no background in the thumbnail and its just you, a spider, and explosion just sends waves of chaotic energy from you and the group, good job badger, 11/10, would watch for the 5th time gladly

[@yuzengr2475]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fn2QZZmdmrKlhZo

[@z3kaiser]

Would watch? More liek, already have watched.... more... than ... 5 times.... hehe

[@tj-dh9vm]

@@z3kaiser yeah since i wrote this comment i think I’m at 6 now, just shows that this video is a masterpiece

[@christopheredwards8219]

5:27 I don't know why but the intro to the ranger just holding a gun like a baseball bat is bringing out the chuckles.

[@PRIMUSxPRIME]

I would literally sell my soul to watch the full version of this 😂😂😂

[@mochiman6307]

In edf 5 there are some qol changes, one is that fencers boost became an offical system, dash cancelling only works for firing speed, he is faster in this game if you believe it. Ranger gets a dash with a circle that gets stuff, vehicles do this too. Stuff goes to all classes now, weapons you get can be for any class, same for armor, but it prefers the one you are playing. Hectors are replaced with giant "Human" like frogs and grey aliens with armor, erginus is back, and archelus is now tag teaming up with it, shotguns pierce, dragons are replaced with tadpoles, they function the same, its a reboot, so story is a retelling, also pill bugs and the fact that mission control calls any creature a "Monster". Ranger has access to some tanks, bikes, and helicopters but air raider still has him outclassed. In general, its 4.1 but a reboot with qol changes

[@mochiman6307]

Oh and edf 6 is out in japan, now with octopus aliens on land and air, a giant erginus that FLIES, mutant insects, and androids that scuttle everywhere and ask to be blown up

[@thesittingacheroraptor7565]

What

[@luichinplaystation610]

5 is a reboot?

[@CyberChaosV2]

My favorite part about 5 is that if yoh call in an air strike while a ‘civillian’ in the sotory, the guy literally acknowledges this “Wait, how did a *civillian* get access to this?! Ah well, commencing air strike.”

[@thesittingacheroraptor7565]

@@CyberChaosV2 "eh it's fine, im sure"

[@superbux4523]

Badger: "is that tomahawk missile coming?" Tomahawk missile: "Hello Mario."

[@katarzynaka2407]

the tomahawk missile is just like... "hello there"

[@onerxowns2202]

Thats was ballistic missile, and it is somehow both more less powerful than cruise and ballistic missile

[@isaacmayer-splain8974]

"Is that tomahawk missile coming?" BOOM "Found it"

[@SolstaceWinters]

This series is one of my favorites, I love it so much, and thus makes this the best video on your channel. Here's to the upcoming EDF6 (thus dating my comment)!

[@gamecrow8354]

I absolutely love the EDF games, and now there's Custom Mech Wars, which is just EDF with Armored Cores and a Chrome Hounds level of customization. It's amazing.

[@nezuko4014]

"this is what Europeans think American recess is like" The truest thing I've ever heard

[@exalted_space9224]

Ye

[@theasexualidiot4803]

Australian recess is this.

[@foxmask8032]

I mean, are we wrong ?

[@buddermonger2000]

@@theasexualidiot4803 It used to be.

[@rianmela3825]

@@foxmask8032nah lmao

[@kirbymaster7491]

The number of problems an Air Raider can solve with a properly-placed Spritefall is astounding

[@watermelongaming3698]

True, even on the original EDF 4 (4.1 is a remaster), I could kill the giant wasp hive on Hard with just two Spritefall B's (brought a Railgun just in-case)

[@seijuroakashi9178]

@@watermelongaming3698Aye either of yall play 5 on ps4? im fown tho still fairly new

[@owarida6241]

"You have good taste, Air Raider" -spritefall waifu from EDF 5

[@watermelongaming3698]

@@owarida6241 what

[@christiankirby8092]

@@watermelongaming3698there are wingdiver allies that compliment air raiders based on their weapon choise.

[@mikebuz8816]

i cannot get over the first 5 seconds of this video, I will always be able to come back to this to laugh, it's just peak humor

[@rexorchid9745]

I have not seen too many EDF vids, but that game is my childhood co-op game aside from Halo. You got yourself a view immediately, RussianBadger

[@strangerice4467]

16:45 can't get over the nervous "Yes" for The Rule of God's blast radius

[@copunit12]

I mean the Gigantic Howitzer can also be a Yes for blast radius.

[@nfg-iso]

the thing sounds terrifying

[@connertolman8024]

Legions minigun from Titanfall 2!

[@Super_Citizen4927]

@@connertolman8024YES!

[@JoaoGabriel-ef9se]

"Much like all women, her armor scaling sucks" Sisters of Battle looking at this sentence are dying of laughter.

[@t.cameron3365]

I understood that reference

[@alfonsocyrusjoshua9551]

repentia aint laughin nothing

[@Phoenix8492]

And given that Armor of Contempt applies to Astartes AND Sororitas, dat 3+ effectively becoming a 2+ in regards to incoming AP is *chef’s kiss*

[@Sorain1]

Because who needs armor when you have invulnerable saves?

[@Z.O.M.G]

Which sisters of battle?

[@camokiler]

Badger: Before one of you smart asses say missiles are superior to rockets, they're not. *Air Raider would like to Geolocate you*

[@douma2278]

3:12 "Oh, you beat all of our robots and lasers? Well i hope your ready to fight THE ENTIRE DRAGON POPULATION OF SKYRIM" i can somehow find that relate whenever playing Warcraft

[@felixstrevey733]

Time to watch this 10 more times in a row so I can feel my existence again

[@mackenzie3357]

I've already watched huss warthunder vids like 20 timwa

[@eryk8340]

@here is the full clip tf does an air fryer video have to do with a RussianBadger video

[@mellowsans2944]

@@eryk8340 its a bot

[@exalted_space9224]

It's like trying to start a chainsaw

[@eryk8340]

@@mellowsans2944 b r u h

[@negamisaito7392]

"I'm not here to support the violence, I AM the violence." is, without a doubt, one of my new favorite phrases.

[@RengarVT]

Mine is I want my perc 30s bitch

[@imsmart_yetdumb9278]

yeah man

[@colterbrown3679]

Holy crap, I just realized that the bolt-action rifle Badger uses at 3:44 is EXACTLY the same as the one I own! Down to the bipod placement, the scope type, and the color! That’s RIDICULOUS.

[@Wildgamer2205]

honestly I love how you used the Barbatos as your representation of Gundams becuase that is my favorite Gundam by far

[@gilrodrigues4373]

"I saw them take Nebraska" has a special place in my heart

[@callumjones9664]

The amount of Australian jokes that can be made in this game is astounding

[@yuzengr2475]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fn2QZZmdmrKlhZo

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

There's a lot more lasers than I remember happening at recess, but other than that

[@fuchsschnitzel3007]

Welcome to Australia, I will be your guide for today :) Pls stay behind me and my team. Oh, and don't worry. These things are not even the deadliest.

[@Yoko_Grim]

We just need Badger to meet up with Rimmy Downunder now, to play this.

[@CruelestChris]

"Cor, look at all them medium-sized spoiders!"

[@TheGodHerobrine]

I loved the "the blast radius is yes" its so funny

[@adamloga3788]

Just started playing this game today and it's a blast. I love the fact that when you have to aim, you know that you're winning.

[@CptJistuce]

Welcome to the series.

[@Raeinok]

Straps turrets to the helicopter blades. What kinda Ork WAAAAAGH engineering is this? Cause I support it. You just have to believe.

[@barragethree5047]

SHOOTAZ ON DA DEFFCHOPPAZ SPINNY FINGZ?! SOUNDZ LOIKE GUD KRUMPIN WAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!

[@KasaresStern]

It severely needs an "Ork engineering" mod to bring to life all that crazy sh*t only weirdboyz and meks can come up with.

[@nicholaskoob2894]

Man, you may have singlehandedly reinvigorated the EDF franchise for western audiences. Thanks for that, you got a fan out of it too.

[@anhilliator1]

Look, if you need to kill a bunch of air targets, an MLRA's the way to go.

[@TypeZeta2]

Me and some friends got EDF 4.1 because of badger and it’s so chaotic and fun. I play Fencer

[@Lechuga1815]

"who sees giant insects swarming a city and thinks 'Oh boy I better grab my hammer'". *Ultramarines sweating*

[@fleetingfondmemoriez2898]

As an Australian, I can confirm this is just our gardens in the summer.