Progress, Tighty Whities, Weed

[@grinkashman7884]

My dad's caregiver has become part of our family!! My dad died a couple of months ago, she remains a very loved part of the fam.

[@Clyde-lb5fe]

One of my late maternal grandma's caregivers had an affair with my grandpa for the last year or so of her life. In fact, when he came for a visit to see her where I live now in Oklahoma, she pleaded with him, stay with me. Don't go back to "Tammy" and he said no, I am going back to Tammy. My sweet grandma RIP the very next day.

[@troyfunkinblow]

I completely relate to the sound sensitivity and feeling like a monster with my partner. The sound of someone eating makes my skin crawl.

[@mattjames7718]

Me too, it's a condition called misophonia. The sound of someone eating a salami sandwich sends me into a rage and I picture myself lungeing at them and ripping there head completely off. But I'm also very loving.....

[@davidadams2395]

I have it too. Mouth sounds send me over the edge. It's an involuntary, visceral reaction, but I do whatever I can to extricate myself from the situation.

[@joeger940]

Hey, more people have this than you'd think. I deal with a panic disorder - and when it's really bad; all of my senses go haywire. Like they've been boosted ... lights hurt my eyes, sounds bother me, smells overwhelm my nose, and even my sense of taste & touch are screwed up. Luckily I have a partner who understand my anxiety, because she has anxiety issues. But the "chewing thing" ... I've met so many people who can't stand certain sounds (usually mouth sounds) and I totally get it.

[@Clyde-lb5fe]

Why do u feel like a monster with your partner? I really want to try to understand this. Thanks. Peace.

[@Clyde-lb5fe]

@@davidadams2395 What about the sounds of your mouth, does that bother u too?

[@devilrider39000000]

Its nice to see someone luv and appreciate tighty whities instead of bashing them. Their comfort is unmatched.

[@beezneeznunya3234]

I don't know why, but listening to Sarah, just speak her mind and feels, is like Flippin Therapeutic. like classic music via background that makes the atmosphere better. Thank you- for being you :)

[@southernvtgrown]

Much love Sarah from Vermont, love the podcast. You go girl, keep us entertained.

[@abrahamturany9962]

For Steve from Anoka, MN, my belated sister was living in North St. Paul, MN, and had an aide that came over a few days a week.

[@joeger940]

Speaking as someone who has hired over nearly 150 healthcare aides for a loved one... if you go this route, please be as picky as hell when you choose them. I've had the most unnecessary terrible experiences with aids, and I can only name 5 who were decent human-beings.

[@Mrcarva2]

Very cool. Thank you Sarah.

[@ladyrainbowlovesyou]

Sarah be the most lovely, funny person on the whole interwebs. Well done, Sarah. Keep shining that love light! 🌈👏🏻💕

[@Clyde-lb5fe]

I wouldn't go that far...ha

[@ladyrainbowlovesyou]

@@Clyde-lb5fe I’m doing it anyway😅🤷‍♀️

[@Clyde-lb5fe]

@@ladyrainbowlovesyou U go girl! Peace

[@francescorengifo]

straight up sarah. when someone calls you asking for help in dealing with the death of a loved one. you don't use it to make a point. even if the point is there, you bring it up at the end as the closer not the opener to the response. Specially since I am going through something similar with a friend with depression. things are not so black and white as to you get the vaccine or not, there may be other elements in the situation. I just felt a lack of empathy on your part but hey I could be wrong :P love ya

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

Your exactly right.

[@tonyphillips1112]

I love "old school nut support." I wear boxers and tighty whities. It depends on the trousers I wear. Whities with jeans and boxers with slacks. Love you.

[@mneilsen2084]

I love how you're willing to accept batting called on a mistake, and actuate the change right then and there!! Pit bulls are sooo sweet.. When they're not abused

[@Clyde-lb5fe]

Pit bulls account for ONLY about 8% of dogs owned by Americans in this country but they cause over 80% of the injuries and worse. My cashier, the other day at Wendy's, told me that her son's Pitbull took a huge bite out of her right forearm. He crushed her forearm bone with the bite. She had to have plates and pins installed to save her arm. She said that she may have "startled" the Pitbull when she walked into a room at her son's house.

[@natalieevenew]

i love the wind down to dad announcement. it really does help. the ending used to be so abrupt.

[@madilynlunsford9407]

Me too. I think it’s because I’m not even VAGUELY ready for her to stop talking. This could be twice as long and I’d be very happy.

[@ENigma-um8zw]

“🎼You Make Me Feel Like A Na-Ah-Tur-Al Maa-aan..!” Also a great Sativa, a motivating one for me it’s called Chocolope, cannalope haze and chocolate thai working in concert. Incredible strain! They grow it best over seas but you can find it in the states. I want to grow it en masse, that’s def my “I want to write a screenplay, start going to medical school, I want to play music or find a better job, or exercise” strain etc

[@kevinharrison3265]

There's a real sweetness behind your dark, humorous facade!♥️

[@HkFinn83]

Adopting a kid isn’t like a rescue puppy. It’s a multiple year process and most people are rejected. If you’re single and seem a bit psychotic there’s no way they’re going to give you a nice shiny new baby.

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

Lol love this 😭

[@garretdavis5378]

I smoke pretty much all day most days out of the week. A good solution for munchies is just healthy or vegan options. I also fill up on alot of water, constantly hydrate because I hate cotton mouth 😄 Thats the best I can tell you

[@spinozareader]

Thanks SO MUCH for speaking up & out about the importance of getting that COVID vaccine. (signed, Exhausted Healthcare Worker p.s. Love the show. Love you.

[@madilynlunsford9407]

Thank you very much for all you continue to do for all of us! Sending lots of love and hugs and massive hugs ❤️❤️❤️

[@AMBulosity]

@sherry hodges considering they are a healthcare worker, i would assume they take their advice from the medical community, who are begging us to all get vaccinated. same as sarah…being a celebrity doesn’t negate the message, it just ensures it reaches a larger audience.

[@johndrummond88]

Fell in love w/ Sarah years ago!!! Super funny...super smart and love her approach to all of life's inadequacies and challenges. She always has great and humorous advice. So down to earth!!!! Keep up the great work!!!!

[@75YBA]

Loved you on Kimmel!

[@mattjohn4731]

You're right, people need to Get Vaccinated! And it's not political. It's about how to Not kill each other. Peace and love

[@farmerted2538]

Try a sativa-dominant hybrid if a straight sativa gives you anxiety. I would also recommend Sativa to curb the munchies. I’ve found I get way less munchies with Sativa. It’s the indica that gives you the major munchies AND the couch lock. Idk. Just my opinion based on my long time experience. Oh, also maybe just smoke a little less if you don’t want to be too inside your mind and way existential. The fog is probably unavoidable but maybe not too bad if you aren’t a total pothead who smokes constantly.

[@lmpnchi9416]

Also with edibles, tincture etc al you really can adjust your dosage to just the right amount that it still helps w/the anxiety but maybe doesn't get you super high/munchy cravings

[@puppypundit]

I didn't think it was possible to love you more and then, you go and bust out "Epstein's muddah" and now I'm pee-laughing.

[@Clyde-lb5fe]

I've been silver since age 35, now 55 and I've never dyed my hair.

[@GregSmithFL]

That red, white & blue shirt is dope!

[@ericdoddatl1]

Awesome on Kimmel! You killed both nights! Love the podcast bit. Haha!

[@woolfwoolf]

Sweet show Sarah!

[@keithmaggioni4388]

Curbing munchies. Have healthy cereal. Tho I find the best way is frozen jubblies/capro sun. No added sugar, mainly water and you can crunch on them and also solve cotton mouth. End of PSA.

[@zeewhat]

gosh i feel so much younger when i dye my mustash...i feel like tom selleck on that hawaii detective show in 1976....when I was 18! who the heck wears whitey tidies anymore?

[@mattjohn4731]

Please excuse Juan from the Lolita Express today. Wait, how do you know Meryl didn't know anything? Plenty of great actors and actresses tolerate predators!

[@Aname-hk4bu]

Police magically can’t find Rick drinking beer all night then driving home.

[@troywalkertheprogressivean8433]

kief is the collected thc crystals that break off when dried

[@Keepinitreal61]

50 years.

[@ewin22]

Not sure if it's just me, but if i smoke/ingest on a full stomach, I don't get the munchies. And I feel much more content overall this way.

[@jamesmarie]

My two favorite snacks: Kate's Real Food and BoBo's. Good snacks if you have Crohn's, Celiac, and/or any other autoimmune type disease.

[@santasabina8745]

Floss + PUFF + Brush

[@iAmMattN]

Katherine Gehl helps put in clear perspective what we have to do to have "progress" sped up. Try her Ted Talk.

[@zeewhat]

Louis Black is a very close personal friend with Kathleen Madigan. Do you know Kathleen Sarah? She has a very funny and informative podcast that I subscribe to. I always thought Louis should cut back on the stimulant drinks. I really appreciate his honest down to earth comedy (like the Starbucks on every corner routine which is hysterical) but I feel he may get too absorbed in some anger issues which can have adverse health consequences. So many great social commentators/comedians push the boundaries, but many smoke like a chimney and drink like a fish (for example Doug Stanhope) and all I want is for these people to be healthy. I know Maria Bamford whom I adore has had some issues with substance abuse but she is coping with prescription meds. John Mallaney has seen his share of alcohol/cocaine ups and downs and is now going straight with the help of rehab programs. MJ is fine and legal in 23 states and in Colorado mushrooms are now legal. I would hope that those incarcerated for MJ in the private prison industrial complex will be set free tomorrow and Biden will legalize MJ nationally. We need to get the Democrats to make this a priority issue. Republicans will just pretend that nothing needs to be done. I would imagine most voting Americans of all political affiliations would see this as a practical solution to a bogus problem that has plagued our courts and legal system for far too long. I just subscribed to your podcast today. Thanks so much. I am looking forward to you and your guests speaking truth to power. A great Jimi Hendrick quote which I frequently borrow.

[@Aname-hk4bu]

Where’s cops in reality? Traitors.

[@blessingsoutlaw]

It is SO kind of you, Sarah, to provide a forum for fans to discuss their real lives with you...and you actually LISTEN and CATE! Schwew! No other celeb even comes CLOSE to this type of connection. Bless you. 💕🙏🏼

[@littleladyinlalaland1749]

Uh, Meryl I believe had heard more than a few stories of actual rape. Alec Bladwin had said that the Rose McGowen story was a common story attached to Harvey since 1995... and that was just one. The truth is, since the 70s, more than a few producers and directors and actors have rape stories attached to them, and the actors are told to say that if there wasn't a prosecution (which there never would be), to say that they don't respond to rumors and accusations and it doesn't affect who they work for. Everyone had heard stuff about Cosby and Weinstein. And you can tell how she justified Polanski, to the point of acting like he was the victim of that crime... how skewed her brain was about sexual violence towards underage girls.

[@troywalkertheprogressivean8433]

32:32 i understood the joke before he finished saying the title of the movie. 😏😘

[@Davett53]

I think I discovered that most mens's briefs come in colors,.....maybe about 30 years ago. I hate (white) tight-whities. They are hard to keep super clean and white when washing them. I prefer them in black or dark grey. They offer plenty of support, too. One of buddy's,.....he's run into money problems, fairly often,....and he hates going to a laundromat. He doesn't own a washer & dryer. He tells me he'll wear his dark briefs, the same pair for 3 to 4 days. Turning them inside out, to get more milage out of each pair. He jokes that he even reverses them, front to back. That really grosses me out,....and I hope he is kidding. But on the other side of things, another buddy of mine doesn't even believe in wearing any briefs. He lets his "junk" and ass, have direct contact with insides of his trousers. He usually just wears blue jeans,.....(maybe I'm a wussy),...but that I find even more gross. These two guys are not "street people",.....they both have jobs. One works in retail sales, and the other is a graphic designer.

[@dryherbvoter]

On the issues.

[@autumnwind1216]

Still top 5 crush to this day.

[@lizmedinachiomenti-kibble6490]

If I ever marry a guy with the last name Schmuckface, we are definitely naming our daughter “Missyz Steve”

[@Keepinitreal61]

Problem Child 1990. "Are you insane" quote 😂 But no, will be very rewarding & challenging.

[@tmxcomics]

New backdrop?

[@Aname-hk4bu]

Rick deserves 3 months course plus 1 month house arrest.

[@chucknchar]

Sarah is so fucking cool, I love ladies that get along with men, she doesnt freak out easily, a true sister.

[@discord37]

I don't like facial hair (or body hair on either gender, but also do what you want) but I wouldn't mind a guy dying hair even if on face, natural looking or funky, doesn't matter to me. I'm just not kissing a bearded face. I don't have kids & probably won't end up fostering but if I was in a better position & had a bigger house I might foster kids. I would never have my own bio kids.

[@billhillyer334]

Some folks command a title Mr. Or miss I think Hey You is perfect...🐝 Cool you

[@mygirl737g2]

wow, i don't even have nuts and i want some hanes - good sell!

[@davidadams2395]

For a man, tighty-whities really offer no support short of smashing one's bits in place. I prefer briefs and trunks with a contoured pouch, and since I don't want to pay exorbitant prices, I order from CheapUndies. They have men's and women's, too.

[@zeewhat]

lol...hanes does make lycra very comfortable flexible colorful briefs. about $5 a pair at Target. I have 4 pairs

[@Aname-hk4bu]

Ford kcap Rick. Gray hair. 61? Drinking and driving above the law.

[@bethaniepetitpas5699]

So Delicious is the BOMB. I've been a fan since they were called Soy Delicious. Their peanut butter and chocolate ice cream is the best I've ever had dairy or not.

[@Keepinitreal61]

Can you believe 10 months. Doesn't time fly. Bring back COD & your mate, with the Sarah impressions.

[@caramelking-zf8wu]

Juicy Channel !!!

[@abrahamturany9962]

His beard, his choice! Not trying to make light of Roe v Wade, but the principle is relevant in this situation.

[@francescorengifo]

pit bulls are not diana from V :P

[@dogearedverse]

Cure for munchies = clean the house/apartment

[@sweetpotatogreens7491]

in the case of someone like Gates, philanthropist = someone with shadowy control (via financial generosity) over political and social systems all over the world. And if those policies support the status quo, in which Gates is at the top, just a happy accident of course. (I’m sure I sound like a conspiracy theorist but just an Arundhati Roy reader!)

[@muhamadamin2474]

Q: which "progressive values" is the Right "fighting" against?

[@justsaybobby]

I wish they were a SMIDGE longer :(

[@lindamazur4208]

That's what she said 😂

[@jbagger331]

Even less views now and less comments.

[@Ellexzander]

How about when a man manicures his manicures?

[@willielopez4042]

And ohhhhhhhhh. My love. My 🎶💔🎶🎵🎶💔🤦‍♂️🎵🎶🎵 Darling. I changed my name for you. Because you said Ditto...😂

[@MerelyPassingThrough]

If she forgot the brain fog question on purpose, brava!

[@REALDrBob420]

DRIPPING with condescension.

[@morgangrey1301]

What if her 'podcast' evolved into a show !.. That would be unprecedented !..

[@willielopez4042]

Rorrie is a very lucky Husband!!!

[@Noms_Chompsky]

So that's why conservatives are so angry and bitter; progressives just haven't won the fight yet but conservatives are always losing little by little and day by day. Life has got to be just awful for those guys.

[@platinummonster9755]

...Jimmy Page, infamously...

[@missyraehansen]

JUAN EPSTEIN is my boyfriend 💘💘

[@myfuntimescaryplaylist1112]

Oh Sarah. If it wernt for bad luck, I'd ave no luck at all. Doom...despair....Agony on we. I'm dead now.🕉✡️☯️

[@Aname-hk4bu]

Rick drinks and drives every night. Police won’t pull him over. See fair?

[@romanzaporozhets4237]

👌

[@Keepinitreal61]

"Comics die so much anyway" I can see that on you head stone.

[@johnmorgan9597]

chet . . . pizza the hut . . . the garbage heap in fraggle rock . . .

[@billshire2681]

Maybe if she quit coffee for a while....

[@JTheTeach]

Tighty whitys are terrible, get boxer briefs, all the support, and none of the old man look.

[@AL-sp2vq]

tighty whities don't have to be white. They come in other colors.

[@learnenglishwithdayamudra704]

Juan Epstein's mutha!

[@davidb3738]

I got the 69th like! Thanks the 1 dislike person, I got the 69!

[@morgangrey1301]

Maybe your already sitting down ! GD SS !

[@kuboaa101]

Rory Rory Rory

[@zeewhat]

I got the Juan Epstein reference...lol Welcome Back Kotter...lol rm. 222

[@joyce6368]

That shirt is pimp, sarah!

[@lmpnchi9416]

Play ball with a few vaxxed friends?

[@willielopez4042]

👋👋👋👋

[@scottbrown321]

I alway use my eyeholes, because I think you are eye candy!

[@SteveCarrDrivesAPrius]

Sarah Silverman is a smart, funny woman. I am sad that I only come here to maybe get a nano second glimpse of her thighs. I feel like such a Weinstein.

[@RosablueHandMade]

Ouch, Sarah. Love you to bits but when the super-sad man called in you led with the vax. Harsh. If there is a next time (algorithm forbid) consider leading with the empathy and then bring in the vax only after you have acknowledged the imminent life termination sadness. OK?! I know you are right, but ... you know. If the pit bull can let go, so can you ;) PS: Love your outfits on the Kimmel. You have been looking very pretty indeed.

[@BurtonJohnson]

BJ (super-sad man) here. Thanks for saying what you said. I've since reached out to Sarah to let her know my friend was not vaxxed.

[@gregisalways]

@@BurtonJohnson Hey BJ! How are you doing? I was so touched by your message. I'm so sorry you're going through this. :(

[@BurtonJohnson]

@@gregisalways Thanks for the reply. He and his family are going through this more than I am, though. I'm in this state of stasis, not knowing what's going to happen, and not knowing when and if I can start grieving, or if I can hold out and hope he survives. I hope people get vaccinated after hearing super-sad man calling in. My friend is still alive, and still intubated.

[@BurtonJohnson]

He died.

[@gregisalways]

@@BurtonJohnson Oh wow I'm so sorry to hear that!!! How are you holding up?

[@HunderbarDachs]

Got the hair joke immediately, thought that dude is creepy & gross.

[@joeger940]

Are we really going to refer to these children as "bio" and "non-bio"? Because it's gross.

[@Clyde-lb5fe]

Weed and marijuana are racist terms, so just call it cannabis.

[@myroncope5]

Why is "weed" a racist term?.. i understand marijuana as a racist term

[@Clyde-lb5fe]

@@myroncope5 "Marijuana" is derived from the Aztlan language which means "prisoner", from Tahoe Cannabis, August 2021 issue.

[@Clyde-lb5fe]

@@myroncope5 In 1913, "marijuana" was first outlawed in the anti-narcotics legislation. Prior to this, it was commonly known as hashish or Indian hemp, not marijuana. From "Tahoe Cannabis" magazine, August 2021

[@Clyde-lb5fe]

@@myroncope5 By 1930, "marijuana" accounted for nearly 60% of drug arrests in Los Angeles. "Tahoe Cannabis", August 2021

[@Clyde-lb5fe]

@@myroncope5 Since then, "arrests have continued at an average rate of 18k felonies and 34k misdemeanors per year, totaling in over 1.85 million arrested for "marijuana" offenses. "Tahoe Cannabis", August 2021

[@joeger940]

UHG! ... this whole episode ... so depressing ... It needs a warning label for people like me. People who battle depression. You have employees who pick & choose these voice messages, and they're handing you, "abused disabled brother", "pedo celebrities", and "dying friends"? I'm not sure if it's specifically chosen for Sarah tom relate to, or if somebody thinks people want to hear this stuff. I quit listening during "Tom The Pervy Stagehand" who joked about your pubic hair. I stopped and played music for the night just to forget this negativity. Maybe somebody needs to remind you that you're a comedian. #WorstEpisodeEver

[@sambrownsings]

🎶cryyyy me a riverrrrr🎶

[@myroncope5]

Let's nerf the world for you. I have depression and any number of things can trigger it. It's on me too deal with, not anyone else

[@sambrownsings]

@@joeger940 🎶I criiiied a riverrrr... over youuuu🎶 (PS I also suffer from depression. Lighten up bucko)

[@AshaSelfsDemoFilms]

43:47 Just co signing healthy stuff in the house. and you can help your existential side with seasonal local fruit.