Failure, Gentrification, Baby on Board | The Sarah Silverman Podcast

[@tmxcomics]

A few things about the baby on board sticker: "Have patience if I make a mistake, my child is in the backseat screaming." "Please don't road rage at me, my child doesn't need to deal with your issues." "If I am in an accident, please check on the child in the back."

[@katiegray4241]

The problem with the sticker, vs. the removable suction cup one people used to have is that a child isn't always on board.

[@tmxcomics]

@@katiegray4241 there's also the latent "I'm a parent, please don't murder me on the road because you had a bad day." Hardly a problem to make others more sympathetic over traffic considerations

[@zerowheeler]

Yeah, I was going to say this, “look for my baby if there’s an accident!”

[@katiegray4241]

@@zerowheeler - It's true, sometimes car seats get ejected off the road, so these signs are supposed to be helpful to emergency workers.

[@katiegray4241]

@@tmxcomics - Fair enough! I'm child-free by choice, and see these signs all the time. It's just strange that the caller felt as though signs like this are a personal attack. (I'm in Canada, and people literally have "F Trudeau" flags on their trucks right now)

[@grinkashman7884]

You kill doing the Daily Show!!!!

[@blessingsoutlaw]

Both my sister and I have experienced the micro (ish) aggressions from younger, ageist folks at work…for no reason. I tried to “kill them with kindness” and they viewed it as a sign of weakness, and doubled down. Really not behavior conducive to a healthy work environment, particularly when they put your job on the line. Makes me SO angry - you sound like a lovely person. 🫶 Big hugs…

[@tauruspainter]

As a jew coming from a non wealthy family in my experience everyone thinks jews are extremely wealthy so we have no right to complain about anything but it's just not true, so many jews live at or below the poverty line

[@tauruspainter]

Plus we have a group of insane people like MTG in congress screaming about "jewish space lasers" and an unfortunately incredibly uneducated general population both nationally and globally mainly due to deeply engrained systems of inequality, religious extremism, and mass poverty...

[@OneaeBlack]

There is no such thing as "upper class and lower class" in the sense that money can buy class, personal class is earned and maintained through social reputation. Kind of like honor in a way. Low income is the term that best describes living with no cash on hand, poverty is when you're stuck in low income because of for whatever sake you are not given enough opportunity to expand financially, success. Sure doesn't help when some guys are too busy jerking each other offer, hands in each others pockets all the time, extreme greed. Bad business they would say back in the day, 90's per se, hey hey hey, remember when entertainment in the arts had to give any kind of effort at all rather than taking a sh*t on camera and then charging a heavy fee for it, or remember blockbuster video dear businesses and companies put there? Need we remind every bad business out the in the world who wants to whine and complain why your company is failing? Blockbuster video charged five dollars per rental at the end, anybody remember that? They pushed candy and soda to every customer and slowed the lines so much with all the sales pitch. Hasn't anyone ever in the world heard of persuasion? Conversation? Keeping things simple? For your neighbors sake as well as yourself for mutual enjoyment? Does anyone at all have sex or give real loving and affection to mates, dates, for real, what is everyone even doing nowadays? Talk about boredom so you spend hours on the phone, how fu*king boring.

[@buckminsterfullerene11]

"Your not an idiot, your just dumb" lol

[@jzakary1]

Please dear god be the regular host on the Daily Show! 🙏 I haven't laughed that hard since the Jon Stewart rant on Chicago Pizza.

[@jiggly-puffy]

Problem with people gentrifying other countries/areas is that it’s happening mostly due to people being unable to afford to live in places where they would probably just stay if they could afford to, as well as yeah not assimilating with the culture. It’s kind of a vicious cycle.

[@jonatand2045]

Nimbys create a housing shortage that drives people out, which creates nimbys abroad.

[@peterhudson5748]

@9:11 I think she’s referencing Simon and Garfunkel’s “Hazy shade of Winter”. Cold and scary that we are reliving this anti-otherism. The Bangles did an 80’s cover.

[@joeger940]

She's doing her podcast. She's on tour. She's hosting The Daily Show. I can't even find the time to do the laundry.

[@mr.hansholmes2367]

And she Sucks.

[@bubandlisa]

She is RICH with a paid staff.

[@learnenglishwithdayamudra704]

Your interview with Kareem last night was EVERYTHING.

[@gingerhitzke9185]

❤️‍🩹 the conversation about how scary it can feel to be Jewish ❤️‍🩹 My heart really goes out to you. I wish I knew of a solution or had something better to say. The only thing I can say is that I am grateful to hear conversations about how Jewish people are experiencing discrimination because it helps remind me to be mindful of my own thoughts and unconscious biases and to keep evolving into the best human I am capable of being 💗💖

[@OneaeBlack]

Think about the discrimination during ancient times, they said Jesus was a Jew, may have even been a woman based on historical evidence. The Roman empire was at constant conflict war, Jesus was always depicted with long hair. They cut the hair of men during those times, still do. Also Jesus was always painted with long hair specifically hanging down like a Damn hippie during times when they crucified as a capital government punishment, what does that teach children? Jesus always had long hair, sometimes a beard, almost like it was added to be funny, huh? Like drawn on. Then of course baggy baggy robes at a time of men and wars like that, then they said the person at the table next to Jesus, the last supper, was female, were they lesbian, at a time like that? Whole different love story backed by historical evidence if you really think about it. Even the name may have been more of a title, like a social media username to go about the world in dangerous times. Jesus Christ, sounds like "hey soos" hey Zeus, that was years after the Greeks really. Hey Zeus, Crossed, like yo, Zeus said stop, kinda. That was a totally different time back then, different spiritual senses like today. The message was simple though, universal love, correct? Love thy neighbor? Simple stuff. Then perhaps learned in Jewish tradition, perhaps Fung Shui, a world traveller correct? That's what they said Jesus did, walked the earth? That means nautical. Sailed. Jesus would have also been a sailor. Probably knowledgeable in navigation, we have stories of wood work? Where was Jesus between when they said the birthday was, and when this capital punishment took place? Took thirty something years in between, sailed the world, experience, why wouldn't a child of their personal belief God want to enjoy, see and adventure with everything? Like a kid rushing into a surprise birthday party that their parents set up for them, so excited just to be there and be given that extra love. Conflict, really just leaders not doing their jobs well. If they were then they would know that words could be formed into a sentence to end with peaceful resolution, hence a sentence. They don't know how to do that then they are not a diplomat, because government policy requires basic human function in the sense of making sense with diplomacy. Not just printing a bunch of fun words, stapling them together, sh*ting in between the pages, then offering it at the government table like that makes sense in this day and age. Think we're stupid? We got universal plumbing, clean water in the pipes, electricity infrastructure, do these public officials really expect me to believe they've somehow forgotten how to do their jobs? Simple, lend an ear to the public they serve, then turn and serve, protect that fellow public member in your society that you decided to devote your life for, simple. Why? Because the public has done their jobs to support that infrastructure and their earned tax money is held specifically to benefit said public, hence the paycheck to public officials to do their jobs. Public library. Public parks. Public schools. Public lands. Public service buildings. Public service officials. Public problems. Public answers. With public standards. With the general public mutual consensus AND VOTE that we agreed on something as a people, a group, whatever size, that this is kind of cool, kind of works when we work together. 90's kid spirit, ninja turtles, the agreement was that a public official, the people in charge would actually listen to these problems, or these recommendations... Hint hint... And Then do their jobs. Thank you Sarah from the real damn Slaughter race!!!!!!!!!!! Nobody knows how to drive, it's not a racetrack people. Those are public streets, they used to be for pedestrian foot traffic, remember?

[@Whateveritis0022]

Saw you in Chicago!!❤

[@tmxcomics]

It's Daily Show Host Sarah Silverman! ❤️

[@nickc247]

Guest host

[@wasp1622]

I think the baby on board signs are for flat responders in an accident so they will look for a child seat or check if the child was ejected somehow

[@katiegray4241]

Yes!!

[@denisebmz78]

The Jewish man should ask his friend to replace Jew with Negro and see how that feels to her. Hopefully that can open her mind to her own bigotry. Love your show! Love you!

[@israfael12]

Love you, Sarah!! ❤🤘⚡🌹

[@Crabby303]

The whole far-right anti-anyone thing is to be expected, but the infiltration of the far-left antisemitism into "progressive" discourse over the last maybe 10 years is really worrying.

[@lizzypooh763]

@ Emma regarding Baby on Board….so I’ve always seen it more like “I will be driving more slowly because I have a baby on board so please don’t road rage me as I’ll be going the speed limit” Perhaps that’s too lengthy to fit on a sign.

[@AMNIyes]

I always sing the intro song 😂😂😂

[@roylinker5333]

oh no that poor dog :( that really is so upsetting to hear about if you are dogsitting, please please please be sure to close doors and double check on if they are securely shut if you are stepping out. And when initially opening the door, be aware that a dog can bolt out past your legs to get out. Dogs are curious and will not hesitate to try and get out.

[@racheller8753]

Dad watching euphoria is hilarious I watched it by myself and I would blush your dad is so cool

[@amandaw9958]

To the woman who doesnt like the baby on board signs on cars. I put one on my car so i can drive in the HOV lane without getting pulled over.

[@benjiw1029]

My heart goes out to the 19 year old, she sounds intelligent and sensitive beyond her age. I've been hampered by the same "it's too late" mentality through my life. What's funny is that you constantly look back to certain checkpoints and realise how young you really were, how much time you had back then vs now, but gaining that perspective doesn't cure you of feeling like it's too late in the present moment -- because it's a mindset, not a reality. I think it's essential that we learn to take self doubt with a grain of salt and move forward anyway, otherwise it can be a debilitating force. The good news is that this caller has a lifetime to practice doing that.

[@whynottalklikeapirat]

Nah, you were right - it’s too late, way too late. Sorry.

[@erinh9267]

File HR ageism complaint.

[@fightermma]

Hi Something I have been in search for quite sometime is a connection with somebody that goes beyond vanity. It's very hard to do in this day and age. People can be, somewhat very superficial. On my quest to achieve this I have learnt a lot about human nature. It seems to me that those who are not given traits such as beauty or being wealthy are some of the nicest, kindest and generous people. While the "gorgeous" and well off seem to be the most arrogant and greedy people out there. Of course that's not to say there aren't beautiful kind people out there. I've been in the process of change for a while now and I have made some decent changes. I saw your profile and it intrigued me. I wanted to learn more about who you are and what type of path you would like on in life. Can we talk?

[@someone1]

Interesting related to Rory's last name fact, my last name is Turkish for Albanian as well, Arnaout.

[@mikeferguson4816]

omfg...you had a brother that you never knew...heavy.

[@Tonyb7195]

Sign sign was Bon Jovi

[@johnb9573]

I’ve heard the baby on board sticker is so paramedics know there may have been a child in the car in case of an accident, but I don’t know if that’s verified

[@ucrack5188]

Hey

[@jbagger331]

Meanwhile the people paying Sarah's wages just blew up a train in Pennsylvania...

[@bradf5523]

The 19 yo thinking too late for you sounds like she is dealing with depression. She needs to speak with a therapist to help her deal with her struggles.

[@myfriendgoo2816]

Did Sarah see that first episode of "South Park" in the current season? Kyle having to push back against Jews-run-Hollywood? Cartman's character is an anti-semite, but It sure seems at times at least a little of that could reflect Matt and/or Trey.

[@tecpaocelotl]

I have been tempted to move to Mexico since I have more friends there than I have here in the USA even though I was born and raised here. White gentrification in Mexico is common. Near my mom's hometown have taken over cities.

[@jonatand2045]

Nice, there is no reason to impair people from moving and developing other places.

[@mardipantz]

Second ❤

[@Whateveritis0022]

Sheesh -that lady with "baby on board" issue😳... did it really require a F*%^ OFF?? ...Relax

[@TheJenagnifilo]

FIRST❤!😮

[@sunsetmind5794]

Yesterday’s big rant edited and added to. Worth the read. Have a good one, Suri-issly cue Drake’s Make Me Proud Ok ladies-I’m talking to Sarah Weinshenk, Jenny Slate, Sarah Silverman, and Whitney Cummings: the Mt. Rushmore of attractive female long-haired , Semitic or Semitic-looking brunette comedians… wassup this was gonna happen, and here we are-already: Let the bidding war for my writing services begin Wa….ssup It’s gonna be some Sotherby’s up in this bitch, ain’t no thang. Consider this my writing sample if you’re unfamiliar with my work. Ok, now here it is. Sliding scale. Obviously, I don’t think the Shenk can dish out the B’s (Benjamins) like SS, Cummings, or Slate. So that’s the first problem. Lemme think it through (me sitting and thinking. Everyone’s waiting) Fuck it, sorry Shenks (point a peace sign at her with two fingers). This is America, and that means “get fat stacks”, anyone that knows anything knows that (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas). We’ll click it with the flic (that means we’ll make the movie) and you’ll be Waltering White in the storage space minus meth kingpin worries wassup (Breaking Bad tv show, he’s got ultimate fat stacks in a storage room). Plus, I forgot I’m already writing for you, for free, as in the Manifesting movie, I just realized that, wait…I’ll be right back (I walk away to think things through. Then I return) Alright, ladies, off the phones, alright listen up, Shenk gets a pass, why? She just does man…she just does. Executive decision. I forgot about the kc-Congdon. Hmm. Fuck it, I’ll write for Congdon. Wait, I am already doing that too-that’s cool, I forgot, in the movie, I’m sending her whole thing to Kill Bill Uma-level, not even hard, not to brag Yeah, I know, you four are asking: why doesn’t he just write for all of us? My shit’s too good to spread around-no, jk, I don’t know, I gotta keep things interesting, and this is interesting to me. Bidding war…I’m kinda freaky, wassup jk (?) It’s like how I want to do a cage match with David Cross one day, the Smarty pants Jew vs the not-as-smart Jew (that’s me). Someone just needs to show that guy wassup, even if he thinks he always knows everything about everything and oh, this is obviously right because I am saying it, the great and powerful Mr. Smarty Pants David Cross, ewwww (me making a fist) Well, there’s about to be an uprising in the male Jewish community. Those of us of lesser intelligence have said “enough!” It starts with me, the cage match, me vs him. Sorry, Sarah Silverman. Am I like one of those overly-wordy Jews (looks around, everyone’s looking down). How dare you, u all agree with her? I don’t care how many asses you can get in the seats for me, I will not be told by you wome-I mean, what I’m saying is, it’s very important to my creative process that it be unfettered, time wise. So I’d appreciate a turning down of the judgy level. Thank u. (to myself) Oh man, these people. (Then to them) Now back to the bidding war. (Me getting out bidding gavel and something to hit gavel on) Ok, so it’s Sarah S., Jenny, and wc So here it is. $9.99 a word. That’s where the bidding starts. (Switch to Dua Lipa’s Don’t Start Now, seriously-bidding business talk needs different music) You have to ask yourself, what is stopping me from hiring this man? I would answer for you with, well, nothing. Shit, buy a sentence for a B (that’s a Benjamin-$100-you guys know that) and I’ll throw in the next sentence for a Heeb (my urban slang for $50, Trademark, 2016). that’s half a B ($50). Buy three sentences, get three for a half Heeb each (3x$25=$75). I like throwing out my own “Urban”-type slang into the world and see if people start saying it. One day I will see an Aryan looking father hand his son some money and say, “now here’s half a Heeb, Conner. (leans in, quieter) Now go out there and Jew’em down at the- where would an Aryan kid try to Jew someone down.? Joke emergency…(to myself) luckily I have some of the greatest writers in America here (I turn back to the four) Hey hey what’s up? You guys, btw, are awesome. Sarah Silverman, your sweater looks great with those jeans, btw, just a random thought. Jenny Slate, those earrings work so well with your…uh… they go well…(everyone’s waiting, I’m looking around at them), they go well with your hair, yeah…so yeah, so, I was just having trouble with that joke about the Aryan family, Whitney Cummings, btw, I love your rings, is that a crystal? so yeah, I don’t know, if u guys could help with this joke, Sarah Shenks, btw, wait, love the big boots when it’s warm out, it totally works…so yeah, I was wondering, just changing the subject, for like, some help. With that joke. The Aryan kid…where would he Jew someone down? Fine. I’ll pay $9.99 a word. Life’s funny, right. 180’s everywhere- Wait, I got it-the playground! Ha ha, nailed it. I’ll fill in the rest later no big deal, Im good now, thanks tho Ok, yeah, Whitney Cummings, I agree, we’re all busy and have other shit to do, get to the point ur saying, I agree, thank u, I appreciate u, I appreciate you so much for rushing my artistic process….fine. Time to start the bidding war. Bidding starts at $9.99 in 3,2,1, boom mic drop, I exit (I poke head back in the room). Hit me up in the dm’s here with your bid. (I exit, then poke my head back in)-wassup (exits again)

[@thestrangewalls4227]

👀 beautiful peepers!

[@murrenbuchstansanger3787]

Jew

[@billhillyer334]

Pure pudding

[@rasputozen]

Bummer someone as smart and thoughtful as you is promoting meat.

[@mr.hansholmes2367]

Meat = yum.

[@rasputozen]

@@mr.hansholmes2367 meat = rape, torture, racism and murder. I take it you think those things are yummy as well.