These Are The Greatest Martial Artists | MoistCr1tikal

[@Kriegter]

"When I see run, RED."

[@sampletext001]

Bro had job one

[@pouf7591]

@@sampletext001Bro had one jub 😂

[@eriksanchez1721]

One had bro job

[@hastureverlasting4352]

Had job bro one

[@I-am-a-Kiwi]

Bro hand job one

[@oajwoqdbkndwb7686]

0:20 caught me off guard lol

[@RedF0XDelta]

Why do people use the most extreme examples? “Now a rapist comes to stab your pregnant wife!” Like wat

[@Jesus-Is-God11]

Looks like Charlie was flabbergasted.

[@pluckos5011]

So fun fact, I actually was a part of the same branch of martial arts as Larry Tatum ( 12:17 ), while I didn’t work with Larry specifically, I can confirm that this did not save me from school bullies 🙃. The worst part, I had trained there for nearly 15 years. I was black belt. It was a humbling and scary experience losing a fight with so much experience and confidence. I also feel like a lot of the practices felt a bit cult like and in some instances unethical. I do however just feel it important to highlight that you should be really careful being too confident in your abilities. While I do recognise that picking the right place and genuinely building confidence walking down the street is awesome, if that confidence is false, then it can be incredibly dangerous!

[@audreyiissnack54]

Research the martial art and the specific gym before you join, are they process oriented? (Is everyone in a row doing the same thing, does being good at your martial art rely solely on form) Or is it results oriented (in place of showcases you have matches, is it utilized in MMA or Sambo, being good at your martial art relies on being good at fighting, are you winning or landing consistently in sparring, ect)

[@richardchargingcloud6590]

can u destroy the world

[@bruce-o9r]

the thing that wins in streetfights is non stop aggression

[@martinrev2.08]

"600 Streetfights under his belt". Blind guy tapping him on accident with his stick.. welp, its self defense time

[@JP-wx6uh]

600 street fights under his belt.... Has CTE

[@GGG420.]

As a felow martial artist i can confirm that these men are the strongest in the world💀

[@LT-777]

Finally… I can learn the most forbidden techniques from the deadliest masters

[@hatake4500]

the ancient art of bullshido will not be forgotten

[@thatoneguy9176]

lol i love how in every single scenario the attacker is done attacking the second they start attacking and just let them do whatever they want to them

[@championboy4782]

51:21 Ryabko was legit in his youth. He does have insane power punches from any angle... but somewhere along the lines he went down the 'I am a Russian Cossack Lord reincarnated' and Orthodox Christianity. And that's where we get this 'spiritual' no touch stuff

[@nkwhite]

We've all known blue-striped shirt in elementary school. It's so sad to see the kid didn't develop past that as an adult

[@revolutionoftheclassics3630]

The guy with the flashy moves did have a few good kicks

[@casanovafiems1508]

As someone who does martial arts in real life I would LOVE to be on stream with Charlie and break down how these moves won’t work and how to make them better and what you should do in that scenario etc.

[@rooroo9216]

2:02 he counts every single one and notes it down in his pocketbook afterwards. Just full of tally marks 😂😂

[@cdoubleu8976]

My grandmother fell out of a chair and performed many of these moves on the way down!...Grams Lee! I guess 😅😅

[@acosilicon]

You asked for Steven Seagal? He's still "Out for a Kill."

[@frankmiller721]

Kicks for jesus 😂 when he said turn the other cheek, we said, fuck that 👊💥

[@ghosttemplar6989]

Man heavy bag skills in the first vid hands are just for decoration

[@Supplement5617]

thanks for the compilation

[@franthehonest-eyes4883]

48:19 Ah yes, the "Angry Beavers" move

[@curtthechameleon]

This moist video is extremely underrated.

[@Sin-ku7jy]

He was trying to do an Axe kick through multiple boards.... GG!!!

[@huntermccloskey286]

the first video is one of the earliest charlie videos i can remember watching. A classic

[@geogamer377]

these men really are the strongest

[@StormOfSpades]

as a lifetime martial artist... boy oh boy this is hard to watch

[@revolutionoftheclassics3630]

The guy talking about his kids getting 🍇 🍇 was clinically insane

[@kilppa]

Robert is what we in the industry call the perfect 'uke'. He really sells the hits. Mostly by just getting bruised blue by Larry, but still!

[@horrorladchad3122]

The fucking “haa!” at 21:06 always gets me

[@seatvelt]

Dude I'm not there in the vid yet but I feel like you're talking about that cocky, backflippingninja

[@Deonjayyyy]

We’re watching the best VR fighters in action 💀

[@vegetablackpotato4700]

First guy looked like he was scared to hurt his hands

[@Venomous734]

The first Grandmaster looks like he's uncomfortable in his own body. Constantly and awkwardly adjusting himself all the time.

[@alejandrosandoval7325]

Man, see Penguinz0 with that haircut tells me that this was a long time

[@webbie7503]

40:10 I've seen this advanced technique before in the movie Kung Pow Enter the Fist. Master Payne was taking multiple hits with a large stick to his nutsack and he withstood the attacks with ease.

[@slothytk7351]

W reference

[@billbill6094]

People seriously overestimate how efficient a strike to the balls is at getting people to completely give up hurting you. Shit hurts but you can fight past it most of the time. You need serious force to put someone out of commission like that, think of it like a liver shot, it's not the pain that makes them stop but if you hit with great force the body shuts down on its own. If you're in a rear naked choke you're not in the position to move as you please or generate great force to hurt someone.

[@QuaversYT]

People overestimate but it can still take out even trained fighters. It literally has the most amount of pain receptors, good enough hit will put any man down.

[@billbill6094]

@QuaversYT I have experience in this area, most hits aren't good enough and if you don't know how to fight good luck just getting to the balls. A rear naked choke is not a submission that allows anyone the ability to just drop, turn, and arm smack your balls, and that arm smack isn't good enough to do more than annoy. That training they were doing was pure fantasy and I hate they were teaching their students to sink _into_ the choke. The reason all of them have a curriculum that is 80% ball-centric is they have nothing to offer their students in terms of fight ability. So they harp on the most obvious sensitive area of the body as if it's knowledge while playing on their student's ideas of common sense, and pretend that bad drilling sharpens the ball destroying skills. How To Fight For People Who Don't Want To Work And Don't Want To Be Challenged. Low blows aren't even that effective in combat sports, boxers call them out because the other guy is being unsportsmanlike and calling out that cheating gets you up on points, and believe boxers have ball destroying power. Thers was a time genitals were fair game in mma, but the guy who used them to such effect that they were banned would wrestle you, pin you, then reach into your shorts, grab hold and squeeze, not letting go until you tapped. The only time I've been dropped by having my little billbill hit was a blow that would've hurt bad by my standards no matter where it landed. It's again like the liver shot, hit my abdomen as much as you want but if you don't have the power to damage that liver it's just bruises, not a knockout.

[@flashlight606]

Had to pause this cause I was laughing at work

[@jasperion8655]

THAT'S NOT THE MIYAGI-DO WAY

[@DocktorPepper95]

If the first guy would meme a bit more on top and would actively not take himself or what he´s doing seriously, that shit would be unironic gold

[@jonathanlanier4840]

16:40 Robert gets punched in the face 😂

[@Highostrich]

Robert got violated

[@bankzzgardner8150]

It's like good old Bruce Lee said at least 99% of it looks good but in a real street fight its no good

[@makasete30]

Ironically, one of the earlier videos (second one) shows some wing chun which Bruce studied in when he grew up in Hong Kong. His friend Wong Sheun Leung used to fight street fights to test what worked and didn’t work from Wing Chun to make his own style. So did Bruce, who eventually came up with Jeet Kune Do, and included boxing techniques. But a lot of the techniques from Wing Chun were kept by Bruce such as the sticky hands technique and wooden dummy. Wing Chun was initially designed by a woman to fight larger foes, and doesn’t look so pretty, as its aim is to find the easiest and simple root to the target. There’s only 3 forms. If you want something practical and streetwise, learn Muay Thai or Jui jitsu. Those are the ones proven to work and toughen you up. The smartest move is always to avoid a fight altogethe, run, and not be a thug.

[@Chartus-ij1rp]

4:26 he started using sign language

[@PeterpanSyndrome_]

"The forbidden moves" . LoL!!

[@claybroussard6477]

We need more of the first guy that’s reel motivation

[@alchemist3724]

3:43 dude on my god😂😂😂😂

[@manofkelcher984]

Plss leave his kids alone 😭😭😭

[@MuhammedThe537th]

😂😂😂

[@InwardSeaward]

Something clearly happened to Blue shirt guy as a kid like I had to stop making fun of him because he was clearly projecting

[@RyukyuStyle]

Well thanks for making me feel like a jerk.... 😂

[@Poisonedblade]

I want to join a McDojo, but dressed as Art the Clown.

[@YearsOVDecay1]

What a fantastically original video that hasn't been done a million times over, particularly by people who actually know martial arts but not some cynical baby that has nothing but sharp quips and nothing else of substance

[@mjm_artistry]

2nd guy has technique to stop what he knows is coming.

[@cjjs13]

From 0:20 on is so fucking funny

[@ammu7085]

From a mixed martial artist most of these aren’t badly preformed “keyword most” they are just useless in a actual fight if you want to defend yourself go for the pressure points (jaw eyes neck) if not just wrestle them

[@Crakbby]

Bro never seen a hand scale is wild

[@adrianvasquez2526]

The predecessor of the modern day 'digi' scale.

[@179107199999]

Missed a chance to review Charlie Z. Best underground fighter since Frank Dux

[@killermeme4695]

Poor Robert getting his ass beat

[@hitoributai]

I love how the first guy's combos were tied to very specific social situations... Very useful indeed.

[@IdleGamble0]

I thought that was p diddy in the thumbnail

[@sirenl5608]

You made me laugh 😂🇬🇧

[@simulation3120]

The finger guy was a high ranking Russian Special Forces operative. He killed a lot of people and saw a lot of combat when he was younger and leaner. You’re seeing him here in his older years, where he let himself go. The demonstrations you’re seeing him doing is purposefully over the top to make the mechanics of manipulating your opponents body obvious to the audience watching. When you see him actually sparring someone that isn’t there demonstrating, he’s usually very direct and hits people. In a soft demonstration like this, when he raises his hand and people freak out and move with it, it’s because they understand that if this wasn’t a demonstration, he would have clocked them in the face.

[@Zenox42]

With how poorly the Russian army is trained idk if being in their special forces is any kind of flex

[@Ruintheus]

​@@Zenox42bro, pro spetznaz are BEASTS

[@liambradbury5079]

I hate how “war fan form omega man” threw a perfect spinning kick in the middle of all his random garbage.....

[@kmmahmud7177]

Maybe he does ballet or gymnastics that's why he's so flexible and he thought somehow he could replicate martial arts moves and trick everyone 😅

[@mikedeeg2432]

I'm very afraid of the first guy. He looks so strong.

[@mdamonc]

20:49 - good audition but rainn wilson got the part instead

[@camcamthecamcam2727]

What's the first video called? Anyone know?

[@Xenai9]

What’s the original first video

[@stp3405]

I think it's just an example...

[@xwholefnshow420]

Have you ever seen diamond dave ninja academy?

[@Moonwhalerr]

32:40

[@JoeMitchell]

SOMEONE SAVE THE KIDS

[@Gloomn26]

1st guy. how does he move like that?

[@L.SantiagoArteaga]

Did Larry Tatum ever actually fight anyone, or did he spend his whole career horribly abusing willing training partners?

[@PhilipAJones]

He was a Vietnam Vet. I don't doubt he's been in a scrap.

[@vidinaxio]

I wonder what Robert did hahaha

[@mainmkpc2740]

I liked the fan dance

[@seanstewart8942]

Is the first guy ok? Feel like he's being abused and that was cry for help

[@Slowgroovin]

Russian Snake Eagle master is the greatest. Look him up.

[@horrorladchad3122]

14:19 Robert!

[@Mighty_Monarch42069]

Blue shirt guy is just trying to help us, all the other clowns know it’s bullshhh. Besides, guys just doing his best 😅

[@AussieHexManiac]

Made it here early

[@Iwrestlebearzbra]

Kids got actual issues

[@BShown734]

25:43 You're dead..

[@ohmanthatguy2443]

Charlie when he was rocking that sick young Bieber hair. Good thing Diddy didn't see this.

[@billbill6094]

Hilarious. Do stand up, then let Charlie have the video

[@ohmanthatguy2443]

@billbill6094 Just an observation. You okay?

[@kmmahmud7177]

​@@ohmanthatguy2443 tf why are you so defensive?it was just a joke 😂😅

[@kennethford3550]

Gahdamn Robert got fucked up

[@dazvella5080]

This technique did not work 4 jesus

[@hotpopcorncake]

Hahahahaha

[@jayodubs4727]

Kung-fu diddy in the thumbnail 😂?

[@frankmaurer9152]

I don't think in the street a very determined committed psychotic schizo, is going to give two fucks. I seen a fight, where one dude was like doing some UFC combative stance, and moving around. When the fight went to the ground, psycho dude, puts his right thumb into this dudes left eye, TO THE BASE OF THE THUMB, the now newly made pirate goes from punching the guy to trying to get this guys thumb out. Everybody freaked out, and started going after psycho to get him off, the dude. Always comes down to - It's not how the dog fights. But the fight in the dog.

[@samtippett8895]

That looks like Emil M...he's a legit JKD guy. Never trained with him personally but hes defo good at what he does

[@elliotphillips4209]

JKD isn’t real

[@HeathenTrucker]

Have you ever trained in any martial arts? The 3rd guy was doing kung fu. And you were laughing.. so, Clearlyn you know nothing about fighting in general. Some of these are legit fighting styles. But you n made hideous look like an idiot for doing zero research.

[@neoth8647]

Kenpo and kunfu is fine, but it doesn't hold out against a trained boxer or muay thai fighter - it's a legit style agreed, is it effective for self-defense? maybe for the untrained.

[@HeathenTrucker]

@neoth8647 kenpo can definitely hold up, depending on which form. American kenpo is about knocking people's heads off lol

[@serpentlord285]

Okay but can kung fu let you fire DBZ ki blasts?

[@neoth8647]

@@HeathenTrucker I agree (as a kenpo fan as well) but would argue it's more about which school and teacher, there are some mcdojo's out there - I will say though ever since I dabbled a little in proper muay thai training it changed my whole perspective on what martial arts training really is haha

[@neoth8647]

@@serpentlord285 bruh the kung fu master k/chi blasts are too powerful for mere mortals to withstand 😂

[@jepordizedSeal]

having the routing is more about building muscle memory to use those moves in real situations. all those little arm movements and all that are designed to get you used to making motions similar to that so you can do it instantly without thinking. like fighting an elden ring boss. you try over and over and over, and finally get the muscle memory down to dodge attacks. you do it without thinking almost, which frees up mental bandwith to calcualate your next action based on what your opponent is doing so you could already be orienting your body to punch the moment you yank your wrist away, or get their arms off your neck if someone grabs you, and the muscle memory of yanking your wrist away, or the motion required to get someones hands off your neck is definitely at least loosely emulated in the motions the people in the dojo are doing @32:10 beyond that, the striking motions get you used to doing the punches. its all about learning muscle memory to free mental bandwith in order to think about your next move. serious high level martial artists do that type of stuff too.

[@jackbj]

FIRST

[@AlejandroMartinez-pe1it]

The first one is a fkn classic Charlie clip 😢 the nostalgia. I’ve seen that video over and over lmao 😂 miss old Charlie.😂

[@AlejandroMartinez-pe1it]

You bring the Original Cake Bread Rapper video bro lmao😂

[@franklaferriere5754]

As a real martial artist....😂😂😂😂😂

[@kmmahmud7177]

What martial arts do you practice 🤔?

[@JuanPiece.]

I trained under the turtle hermit, Master Roshi​@@kmmahmud7177

[@wayndeet]

Oh man, this is painful to watch. I made it to 9:46

[@chrisrogers5224]

Nice just great. This guy has shown women the move move on disarming the roofier at the bar. Damn there goes the game. Pfft wtf is this anyhow