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[@coldones]

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM DRINKING? WARN THE PUBLIC WITH OUR NEW TEE!!! 👉 shirtz.cool/problem 3 DAYS ONLY!!!! IM CONSUMING SOIL 👍

[@Theratmanratman]

My name jeff

[@ertinexpert87104]

LES FUCKING GOOOOOO I FUCKING LOVE THESE GUYS I WAS WATCHING CELEBRITIES DRINK VIDEO P.S. My name redbelly

[@kelseymuch854]

Yes

[@kindasus78s19]

@@kelseymuch854 no

[@Vickysqueeze]

Gimme a grog rn😡😡😡

[@Rhigglies]

10:41 "Relax, i've done dirtier things than this." Vince is an absolute menace, he knew exactly what he was doing. Imagine getting him on a Cold Ones episode!

[@kevinmorrice]

didnt he punch a hooker

[@QuackZack]

Vince from ShamWow on Cold Ones, when?

[@HOTD108_]

Scout from TF2 on Cold Ones when?

[@teamrustofsky9232]

@@HOTD108_ chicken

[@HardikMeel]

Bravo Vince

[@Gamayun.]

Max’s ability to chug down any food never ceases to amaze me

[@riccardodellorto4267]

It doesn't need to be food, nor edible

[@Itspiranha]

@@riccardodellorto4267 like fanta glue

[@thegargoylecumeth7932]

It's almost like the show is also a Mukbang 🤣🤣

[@seanbob100000]

except during the intro, where according to the rules of comedy he must dump a quarter can down his shirt.

[@kammagantilakshmidas7592]

After vomit cake, everything else is easy for max...

[@trevorcarlisle5447]

They should know Vince's commercials have always been written and directed by comedians. Theo Von was one of his original writers for the SlapChop and ShamWow commercial!

[@LonneLpp]

This is new to me and cool to know

[@WKPlugins]

no

[@blueblue485]

I doubt it. Dude is a pathological liar

[@blastfiend7478]

If that’s true that’s cool af, love Theo

[@plasnes2055]

Apparently Theo Von was in Vince's movie "Inappropriate Comedy" as well

[@MattXShaver]

The fact that Vince’s spray actually cleaned Max’s shirt was the best part of this video

[@richardruss5791]

Every cold ones episode is quite literally a masterpiece of aussie pride

[@pizzakungen92]

Even I feel proud to be an Australian, and im not even from Australia.

[@aethrs]

I watch from Canada, Ontario. I love the vibes and humour lmaooo its like us but with an accent lol

[@jeramieshoe837]

As an American I'm glad to hear that.

[@apache_fps]

What a fine culture

[@ando5185]

Agreed, this is the shit that makes me proud to be an Aussie

[@HermanManly]

Fun fact: If you use a recovery tool on those Mini cameras you can see the depressed Chinese factory workers testing every single camera by hand

[@austintownsley4981]

No shit?

[@BintangGaryo]

Ong?

[@Number1FanProductions]

R u sure

[@ManicMama.]

Those Vince ads were freaking hilarious! "Relax I've done way dirtier stuff" 😂

[@ghoulishtoad]

And he really has, like beating hookers

[@pancarialice]

chad’s deadpan “you need counseling” is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen.

[@DarcyAhrns]

nice one prezolp

[@soneyhatesant]

bro how tf you comment 16 hours ago ☠️

[@twizl4]

@@soneyhatesant he has access to the channel it was prolly released yesterday privately for the editing team

[@twizl4]

Because cold ones also posted a comment from 6 hours ago

[@samiballs8573]

I have snake aids otherwise known as Snaids

[@Splitboltxful]

prezoh is gay

[@kourtneyad]

is anybody gonna talk about how that stain remover kinda actually worked on max’s shirt

[@miamorgan3693]

THANK YOU I was looking for someone who said something because I was thinking the same thing

[@davylindhout]

I was so impressed by that, would definitely buy it if I could get my hands in it.

[@estevanmosso8489]

Bruh ME TOO IT WORKED

[@rogermalpass5278]

Forreal I was amazed thats the type of shit that doesn't Come out haha

[@rooxg]

lmaoooo it bothered me the whole rest of the video

[@MrTurnip1000]

17:30 That is the best joke Chad has ever made

[@godkillgod1]

What is he referencing?

[@janis551]

@@godkillgod1 the Queen song. The singers teeth look a bit like the product

[@Grovichun]

@@godkillgod1 Freddy Mercury famously had an overbite. The song he is singing is Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

[@lifeisabietzsche8229]

YES, that and the Forrest Hump one

[@kingmullet4and20]

I’m emotionally invested in the Chad’s Grandma story arc

[@Gypsyblood777]

Grumma

[@PerjantaiPrkL]

She had arthritis and AIDS

[@aarontesterman3854]

The fake teeth is one of the hands down funniest things I’ve seen in a long time.

[@sn8wball]

Chad with the them I’m had me in stitches

[@tovarischshashlikov]

Had me laughing like a maniac so much so I started snorting through the whole scene and replaying it like 5 times before continuing with the video 😭😭

[@user-uf2hy2no9h]

Laughed so hard that i laughed without breath for 20 seconds

[@shadoraeveon9312]

Instant Freddie mercury vibes

[@casperccino]

MAMAAAAAAAA

[@nucleja]

Man that moment where Chad said his grandmother has passed was really real. Hope you're okay Chad! Great video.

[@drekimunr]

yeah he was joking about it and everything but you could tell it hurt when he first said it

[@nucleja]

It was hard to watch after that but respect to the boys for not editing it out

[@gman_origin9620]

It really changed the mood of the video for me tbh

[@basedbasedonwhat2137]

Yeah same. The video was still funny, but I thought about that the entire video

[@jsicka3560]

R.I.P. Chad's grandma

[@Kingy23111]

20:40. "There we go. There we go mate! Easy does it mate. Easy does it MATE!!" As he runs off lol. Makes me laugh every time.

[@Notpoop906]

I love how loud sudden noises have the complete opposite affect on each of the lads 😂Max gets all scared and gay and runs away off camera and Chad gets absolutely pumped and starts cheering 😂

[@8111y]

4:57 Chad cleans and re-uses condoms, probably to save the environment. He's a true Chad.

[@yeboii4836]

He is The Chad

[@bingham392]

He is chad

[@Gibbypastrami]

he chad

[@notdababy]

chad

[@hardcorenicotineaddict5517]

.

[@bluefirephoenix4145]

I dont know why Max constantly chugging any canned or bottled product is so funny we need a tierlist of "best foods to inhale from a jar"

[@stevensilver2880]

He’s rooted deep into the comedy system from all the milk chugging

[@BardicheOverhead]

bean

[@cohandora]

Rich people comedy amirite😋

[@s0vnds]

@@cohandora what does this even mean

[@eggeggeggegg6019]

@@cohandora other people have more things than me 🎻

[@fizzy9880]

6:32 What a hero, giving the poor fella a drink after its long travel ❤

[@heavyballs8458]

17:38 chad looks like Post Malone😂

[@ColinFilm]

21:52 Max shouting "OHH, HE GOIN' XGAMES!" while Chad's feet move at a snail's pace surrounding by broken glass and products thrown on the ground was absolute gold! 😂

[@Venomonomonom]

21:50

[@jzila9900]

i died

[@AtticusGrim]

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.

[@kizer1128]

Funny little character

[@acethebig1560]

he is a lil fella

[@Ho_Lee_Fook]

🥚🕶

[@corbin5851]

The content I was looking for

[@markg6247]

The pasta sauce hitting him in the face damn near killed me 🤣🤣

[@littleheck1]

"I think we're falling into the trap of products designed with arthritis again" that's a dope throwback, these lads are a great duo

[@baussify]

17:08 cant believe Jerma FINALLY made a cameo. Glad everyone made it out alive.

[@eddierichard1104]

This is lowkey one of the funniest videos they’ve ever made. This one is gonna end up underrated as hell.

[@phatphap_taitam]

Every video you make is always something that people love. I'm glad this show exists

[@DrNotnert]

Seeing how completely unhinged Vince Offer is in his commercials just makes me want him to be on a Cold Ones podcast episode

[@doodadsdandy]

hey maybe we shouldn’t have someone on who beat up a woman so severely she had fractures to her face

[@DrNotnert]

@@doodadsdandy it was just a prank bro

[@YolkieYolk]

@@doodadsdandy she did bite his dick tho

[@mikeschmidt7807]

Rest in Peace to Chads grandma, and thank you for allowing us to have this magnificient human being on our KZbin recomendations

[@MDKUN]

Darcy’s acting as all the as seen on TV cleaning products was truly inspiring. Give this man a raise!

[@Smug714]

RIP chads grandma 🥺❤️ all jokes aside we all love our grandparents.

[@JoeMamathan]

21:31 I really wish I had a friend like Chad, where I can just say "leg?", and they'd be like "leg."

[@ziggygunz2447]

My grandmother actually had that automatic lid opener and we inherited it upon her passing, it seems like it actually works but the extra effort to find it, attach it and let it run seems like more time consuming than just opening the lid with my hands lol

[@animeloveer97]

just stick a butterknife under the lid of the can like you would a bottle opener and youll save so much time

[@versalgraphics]

you have arthritis?

[@ruben_0541]

she really loved yall so little she left you an automatic can opener in het will

[@neinja66469]

@@ruben_0541 maybe she was broke lmaoo

[@TheVincenzoGaming]

soybot, my strength wanes

[@morisranieri3676]

Love your videos guys, best team on here! I’m sorry about your grandma Chad, mine just got out of the hospital and I’m very happy that she’s back home. It’s hard when I’m so far away. I hope you’re doing well! Sending you love from the states

[@vomerconch9795]

the best bit of the show by far is chad saying something like "hey give this a try" and it cuts to max fucking covered in it

[@alexdewhurst2064]

Today on Cold Ones, Chad and Max make mustard gas!! :D

[@beez3620]

We Did DANGEROUS "Do Not Try At Home" Chemical Reactions

[@wowleowow]

Yaaay mustard!!1!1! ლ⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠ლ⁠)

[@Dark9Volt]

TONIGHT, ON HOT TWOS CHAD OVER DOSES OVER KETAMIME WHILE CHUGGING A WHOLE GALLON OF BEER, MAX COLLECTS USED CONDOMS, AND SCOTT FORGOT TO EDIT THE WHOLE SHIT.

[@ottersimms7672]

13:35 where max goes “that’s going in a childrens toilet” has me fucking crying

[@shabandos]

I don't get it

[@ottersimms7672]

@@shabandos perverts target kids bathrooms because they’re pedophiles so the joke is “people are going to buy this and put it in a child’s toilet”. Really gross ideology but made me cry laughing because it caught me off guard LMAO

[@joshande]

@@shabandos bro why not

[@nikhilcenta3156]

To be fair, max’s shirt was clean by the end of the video, props to Vince

[@41TheStroknz]

R.I.P Chads grandmother

[@kellymccarthy7109]

It's always a good day when cold ones uploads

[@sinistrality7883]

the new meme of Max getting offered to consume something and then hard cut to him basically drowning in it is pretty epic.

[@ThronetoSpook]

5:46 BRUH I love Chad’s reaction, even more so by the fact he didn’t realize he said: *Did it just kiss the thing that vacuums dirt?*

[@natemajor6560]

Lmao max using the cumby on the broken glass is gold

[@mevmaTV]

8:05 the camera not leaving max absolutely glassed me

[@orionfrontier8050]

8:23 cinematic comedy at it's best

[@Sxcheschka]

The teeth bit had me laugh so hard that I'm crying, and I've seen this episode a lot!

[@allmatrixstudios1424]

This channel is pure chaotic energy and I love it.

[@DrNotnert]

15:27 The Return of the King

[@TheSektorz]

BRUH. New discovery -- 16:16 I'm pretty sure that's the exact same woman who was in JonTron's video: Food Games (PART 2) (sorry I edited the comment and the cancerous argument in the replies makes no sense now)

[@WildeSteele]

IT WAS THE BEST PART OF THE VIDEO 😭😭😭

[@sophiegeorgina1108]

Lmfaooo literally it was so quick and clever

[@michaelbecker2693]

yes, only you and chad know freddy mercury, one of the most celebrated musicians to ever exist.

[@BappoNoHacko420]

idk why but when chad looked in the camera, he reminded me of post malone for a sec and idk why

[@raven3946]

Nah around 8:20

[@sonofodintv4833]

Darcy's acting in this is superb!

[@Barryislarge]

Rest in peace Chads grandma. Without her we wouldnt have coldones, shes a real one

[@bepsick]

max laughing like a banshee is still my favorite thing ever

[@thepenismightier]

Is anyone else amazed at how much of the stain came out of Max's shirt by the end of the episode?

[@FERRzene]

this is by far the funniest cold ones episode you've made yet guys

[@MixerPultXxX]

Being a young man, heavily suffering with depression and s******* thoughts, getting to laugh over your videos really means a lot to me. Keep it up guys, you put a smile on so many peoples faces.

[@amandakrause9394]

Please don’t end your life ❤ Jesus loves you so much that He died so that you can be saved. You can have peace, hope, and rest in the Lord. ✝️ “Humble yourselves, therefore, under the mighty hand of God so that at the proper time he may exalt you, casting all your anxieties on him, because he cares for you.” ‭‭1 Peter‬ ‭5‬:‭6‬-‭7‬ ‭ESV‬‬ ✝️💜

[@montsombreSE]

@Amanda Krause Jesus aint make Cold Ones ❗

[@Subsistence69]

@@amandakrause9394 Jesus isnt gonna save shit stop forcing religion on people

[@FelixHelix]

@@montsombreSE jesus on cold ones podcast

[@richardlindquist4061]

Sexual thoughts?

[@nintendope8837]

These as seen on TV ones are the best, always get the best memes out of them

[@banterwithbawden5444]

These videos are great and make me feel considerably less depressed

[@lalunna666]

I came home one night and my boyfriend had these videos playing on our tv, I sat down and watched some, I have not been disappointed! So now I’m home while he’s at work watching your channel! I’m not even mad about it lol

[@hubabuba4304]

Getting scammed on fiver really made the guys release two vids so quickly lol

[@SandwichGlitch]

21:36 As seen on TV ads: "why not block both wallsockets?"

[@ChokyoDK]

these videos give me energy to live

[@Bigboibeven]

The use of crumby to clean up the glass was very resourceful, I'm impressed

[@averagegalaxygamer4430]

New Cold Ones video? Today just got 100 times better

[@greenmanzz]

The amount of content you have been putting out lately is pretty crazy. Great work

[@travisreid9530]

9:56 WHY IS THERE PASTOR ON ME Uh-oh

[@OFFICIALvampes]

One of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while 😂😂

[@caffineatedchef1001]

10:47 it’s funny he said that when you realize that this was his comeback product lmao

[@dirtblock6181]

Period.

[@aethrs]

ill be ordering that stain remover cause I dont know if anyone realized but that shit worked lmaoooo max's shirt actually cleared up where they poured it hahaha

[@nancygutteridge2831]

One of my favourite videos you've done yet!! 😂

[@largenwide6680]

Egg wave guy kills me every time

[@rozza105]

8:19 the long pause afterwards feels like something straight out of a sitcom

[@BIGhomieSLIME666]

Getting drunk with the Cold Ones is defiantly on the bucket list.

[@benclimenhaga2136]

Definetly.

[@alexislienne7347]

I love when he brings up the lil fella

[@ladislav6188]

that tomato paste when Max started chuging on it, it really startled me, and I'm a man of no fear.

[@zorsenothorse]

21:42 "my legs feel great now" lol

[@MRich1994]

12:23 LMAO WHAT

[@PH-kn3xo]

Love the content you guys have the perfect chemistry

[@Juanbrawlstars]

Nothing better then a cold ones video when you gettin drunk

[@samdavis456]

Awesome job Darcy playing the drinking problem T-shirt

[@lunchboxloctv863]

Max’s shirt actually came pretty clean !!! That shit was putting in work 🤣

[@taraclement9736]

DAAAAARRRCCYYYYYY!! IT SO NICE TO SEE HIM. i love you darcy

[@cirkuitshattter2249]

I remember throughout my entire childhood my grandparents had one of those jar openers on top of their fridge still in the package. They said they were waiting to open it until they couldnt open jars anymore. They passed away 2 years ago and never needed the jar opener their entire life.

[@TheCLTSlayer]

“It is Chad. It’s on tv. We’re seeing it.” Straight killed me

[@zachhenderson7982]

The air hawk thing is actually good. Different brand, but we have one at work that we use on our trailer that has a leaky tire. Good to have in the car in case you get a low tire and don't want to go to a gas station for the air pump.

[@EdmondOliverLives]

Yep, I got the Air Hawk on a discount years ago and it's saved me multiple times. Thing is super handy and works perfect, although a bit slow. I'm fine with it though.

[@refTK]

16:05 “Chad what the fff😪ffuccccck”

[@ratherNOTsay182]

14:20 2 PIXELS

[@shaukahodan2373]

2:00 "I think we're falling into the trap of products designed with arthritis again" that's a dope throwback, these lads are a great duo

[@GR4VESTV]

After watching this video I can confirm my legs feel great now. thanks cold ones!

[@TIMAAAY]

"I'm missing the funeral to do this" "THAT PHAT JAR OF GRAVY"

[@Wolfstar26]

cold ones is like the only channel where i rewatch a new video immediately because there's so much funny shit going on and i can be just as entertained the immediate second and third time

[@Bailey0H]

Max: Look at this little guy. 😂😂

[@_emmaxx9]

These guys are one of the best people on KZbin 😂

[@bluepartyhat93]

Max please take care of your health we love you.

[@garethmrstigisback5149]

You pair crack me and the misses up the teeth we where crying laughing the other time was when max burped and smoke came out brilliant 😂😂😂😂

[@kanenielsen9412]

Max is the star of the show.

[@electriccomics]

15:08 I'll buy a spin duster IF it comes with whatever that blue ornament was. The spin duster will be dedicated specifically to the blue ornament.

[@ei1864]

this was a masterpiece - the quintessential cold ones video. one of your best and that's saying a lot fellas

[@rogeliorocha7221]

Sooner or later they’re gonna release a video that’s just 20 unedited minutes of Max throating random shit from the kitchen and it’s gonna be a banger

[@tamikillion3351]

Scott & Darcee are the dream team