We Painted in Third Person

[@coldones]

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[@Upper_Decky]

Why doesn’t cool shirts with a z restock anything

[@lichiworld]

Chad give me money pls

[@leoelliott100]

Send us a free spoonful?

[@CrispyCross-]

Ooook

[@slightlywetfood]

Hi plqy fnaf vr

[@thatsbussssin]

Max is scared of everything yet will eat anything

[@kangaroo967]

Begula

[@slakzy7089]

@@kangaroo967 yo mama

[@candyman9635]

@@kangaroo967 Beluga

[@slakzy7089]

@R yo mama

[@kyleconlon1171]

@@kangaroo967 Begula

[@DarcyAhrns]

that’s so cool ryan could cgi chad in while he is in america wow

[@dtpmakaveli5042]

Oi ITS DARCY FAIRBARNS

[@wartrix6046]

I didn't even know you had your own channel. Subbed.

[@lincolnallen1640]

Hello Darcy :)

[@authed]

Darcy definitely did not do this first

[@StreetKxd]

@@wartrix6046 youre in for a treat

[@Bakademic]

Max is going to be so powerful he is immune to heavy metals in paint.

[@eddierichard1104]

He’ll have Snaids before he’s 40

[@BMOsGrandma]

Super nuclear aids. Snaids

[@xeropulse5745]

In Ireland we are immune to lead. Our average life expectancy is around 80-85 even though we have lead in EVERYTHING. Sealing holes in roof tiling, sealing chimneys, fillers in door jams, etc. Only place we can't use it is plumbing.

[@accountname5005]

@@xeropulse5745 Irish tap water tastes like pure chlorine, as if you’re drinking straight from a swimming pool. You lot over there would definitely survive a nuclear war if there would ever be one.

[@jacobrzeszewski6527]

@@xeropulse5745 well, lead doesn’t affect lifespan as much as it affects mental functions. Lead doesn’t kill you as much as it makes you aggressive and stupid.

[@cristiang.7160]

"Mozart didn't make the Mona Lisa overnight" "He didn't at all" I lost a lung from laughing

[@SteampunkHorse]

You can’t make this shit up 😭

[@TheLocomono9]

Legit 2 minutes in until max eats paint. Some things never change

[@MegaLoveDoctor]

**Spoiler alert

[@TheLocomono9]

@@MegaLoveDoctor nah spoilers have to be things that weren’t garenteed to happen

[@pastoralpaul1002]

@@TheLocomono9 true

[@FloppyOnion]

Typical

[@dovahkiin3526]

@@MegaLoveDoctor Complaining about two minute spoilers? Lol

[@xplodingmojo2087]

Chad: “I’ve worked out a technique.” Max: “Same.” *agressively smears canvas with paint*

[@miauomiauo]

Dumb and Dumber 😂😂

[@vocaloidteto]

💀

[@henry6136]

@@miauomiauo they're both dumber 💀

[@TishyRose]

Max reminds me of my dad. But only in one way. They both eat paint like it’s yoghurt.

[@MrSpellicup]

Everyone please keep at 420 likes bless

[@sambenson7797]

Is ur dad the old man that ate paint from that one meme

[@Tayl0r_]

Ik this is likely satirical, but my grandmother on my dads side would actually eat a small spoonful of Vaporub whenever she was sick or congested from traveling🥴

[@TishyRose]

@@Tayl0r_ oh no it’s not satirical. My dad was an illustrator in the marines. One time he was mixing up paints and he had to mix a pink one and as he told me, “it just looked so delicious. So I ate some of it. I left a trail of pink paint leading to the bathroom.” It made him almost immediately throw up. My dad is not as talented as Max is at keeping down inedible or potentially toxic things. But the paint at least won’t do Max any harm, my dad is 62 now. He was in his early twenties when he ate paint the first time. He also once blinded himself for a few hours by putting the flash of a disposable camera in his eye and taking a picture so it flashed in his face. He wanted to know what would happen.

[@Tayl0r_]

@@TishyRose Thank you for telling his story!! Wow! Congrats to him for living a long life. It sounds like pica (paint story) but Ive had similar urges with rubber and plastic things to chew on, and I don’t have it.

[@novaspion2328]

"You have 1 hour" *Chad and Max immediately begin wasting their time fighting*

[@Azeal]

This is what VR was made for.

[@JokeURL]

Yup

[@ricardexxcp3969]

to see reality?

[@TheDailyShrts]

Bruh this is the metaverse!

[@KMS_Admiral_Hipper]

Go away

[@TheDailyShrts]

Go away... On deezzz nuttz

[@danielismay5277]

I cannot put into words how much I desire daily cold ones episodes but then I have to rememeber max and chad's health and sanity suffers for each episode they record for us so I have to be greatful for what I am given

[@Teddu-]

try rehab

[@danielismay5277]

@@Teddu- huh?

[@Teddu-]

@@danielismay5277 rehab

[@summer2572]

@@danielismay5277they just hating

[@batt3ryac1d]

Even though Max is a better artist Chad is actually getting way better in just like 3 painting videos and I can't imagine how hard doing it in 3rd person is.

[@ASAPKody]

I like chads shrek more than Max. Also rip yo the Yeezys

[@ASAPKody]

@kevin martinez no fucking shit it is. Was in the title . Wtf you trying say lol

[@batt3ryac1d]

@kevin martinez no it's 3rd second would be if they saw each others view

[@Babyteef]

Its he way he does his strokes and the way he mixed Max’s red paint with his blue and made it look pretty well blended for a guy in 3rd person, Max may be better at lineart and shapes but Chad absolutely has the upperhand when it comes to technique

[@milespalmer1671]

Fun fact max has an art major

[@Dr.Jiggles]

Gotta love Max freaking out about the lack of green paint while there's blueish and yellowish paint already on his pallet.

[@DB-lh6wz]

Why is Max actually so good at painting

[@mariegp5021]

didn't he literally go to an art school?

[@NiceBoyAdam]

@@mariegp5021 ya he did

[@angelnetworks]

@@koikarppa painting walls isn't the same as drawing with paint

[@dhamage2k]

Honestly his are great lmaoo

[@funnybone6149]

@@mariegp5021 makes you wonder what he would have done if he wasn’t accepted into Art school

[@robinpixel5498]

I dont think people appreciate prezo enough! His edits are insane! I am actually curious how long it takes for him to edit these!

[@forgonenapster8888]

"you can't legally sell piss, trust me we checked" - Max Stanley 2021

[@forgonenapster8888]

@@Frank_Pods well MoeFoe you.

[@marceauxarchive9087]

"trust me we checked"

[@CLSGL]

Tell that to Emperor Vespasian.

[@MulettoMotorsports]

Essential oil companies be like

[@jurassicsmackdown6359]

Hunters be like: **hold my deer urine**

[@shamina2905]

i watch you guys while i clean my room. so glad you guys are still on this platform, i don’t know how i’d clean my room without you guys

[@juicetin6152]

@nieooj gotoy who?

[@clydefr0g]

These outfits are now iconically part the cold ones Bob Ross series

[@AxxLAfriku]

Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear emma

[@CookedSocks]

@@AxxLAfriku what the fuck does this mean

[@Chizzle69420]

@@CookedSocks AxxL is a legend around here. Not a particularly good one, but a legend none the less.

[@1SmokedTurkey1]

Did they make them? They're fire I want one!

[@shyskateboards8790]

I love when you can tell max is fucked up. he stops caring about the shoot is just having fun. i love it

[@Fathom_VT]

These ad reads are legendary. I appreciate that gamer supps is cool enough to go along with the mayhem.

[@sfirv]

yuri's read had me dying. that fucking uzi

[@anonymous4347]

8:40 “Why would you wish that on me” He sounded so sad 😭💔

[@AtticusGrim]

I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on

[@amberhalcyonart]

Oh yeah what a cool little fella

[@carloffical593]

Little fella

[@carloffical593]

Oi look at this guy this little fella

[@SteampunkHorse]

Hey have you seen this funny character?

[@thehummusgavemeaids1596]

"Chad knows the Christian subtext of the plot but doesn't what Shrek looks like..." that was gold

[@Cubick]

They better cast Chad in future Harry Potter movies

[@Annie1962]

as Dudley, similar character

[@junk_dealer1874]

Yeh like an origin story for voldemort if he was a little hairy, fat and waisted with max by his side. Cos man that line he said.😪😪 It was a masterpiece.😍😍

[@MulettoMotorsports]

Hagrid who

[@saea8677]

I love how they keep doing these even though it's pretty clear Max is more... artistically inclined.

[@JawDropper_SoC]

can we all just appreciate how they make advertisements just as entertaining as the video itself.

[@angelnetworks]

Ywah in old videos id be like shut up I won't buy your gamer juice I'm not a gamer but this one made me wanna buy their products i guess I'm not immune to propaganda

[@valinor5397]

No, I have adblockers

[@tp4883]

@@angelnetworks fr thoo same

[@user-zo5jo3ox5g]

Their ads are so great

[@thomasjefferson_]

@@valinor5397 Ad Blocker doesn't do shit if the ad is part of the video you dumbfuck

[@leann4265]

Max will eat literally anything, food or not. And Chad will try to do anything, insane/dangerous or not. Perfectly balanced.

[@marzy0666]

Lushsux: "Spray it on your skin and it gets in your blood stream." This video: Max eats paint directly

[@bigjuicy0range545]

Max be like: "Are you challenging me?"

[@Nahyoudontgetthat]

It’s called a “Speed Run”

[@elias_xp95]

Diffent paint tieP

[@redlight3932]

Frank: spray paints teeth silver

[@b3an3rgvngaw3]

@@redlight3932 max also did that in his makeup tutorial

[@bathwater3243]

Every time max and chad wear this sweatsuit it’s going to involve the ingestion of art materials

[@Calthecool]

“Mozart didn’t fucking make the Mona Lisa overnight.” -Chad 2021

[@shitocodone8940]

Underrated part in the video

[@Delysicx]

"Mozart didn't fuckin' make the Mona Lisa over night" "He didn't make it at all" That was gold

[@mtizzleb]

Cant wait till Chad and Max ACTUALLY monopolize their piss.

[@dirtyduck6987]

I would buy

[@SaveUsY2A]

Gamer boy piss

[@capitanice6353]

@@SaveUsY2A alcoholic boy piss

[@Redmanb11]

FINALLY! Something to cheer me up while I'm sick! (also props for having Hot Wheels Turbo Racing playing on the TV 😁)

[@TooMuchYay]

Cold ones is growing to a podcast without a podcast and still makes pretty good epic content!! Keep doing what you love you beautiful bastards!!

[@rowanibell1485]

Two minutes in and Max has already eaten something mildly cancerous.

[@cjbarrow]

This channel is truly one of a kind, you'll never find a channel that'll have so many original ideas as Cold Ones Edit: I was sarcastic, I just love the way they do this trend

[@pequod4557]

Even the name Cold Ones is an original one-of-a-kind name.

[@valasproduktio1003]

Vlog creations is as good

[@cjbarrow]

@@pequod4557 truuuueeee

[@adam-yo5ox]

they ate paint for 18 minutes

[@studiovulcan4411]

Which is hilarious given where their name came from lol.

[@JellyJessYT]

The lob shot with the blue paint landing directly on Chad’s foot was amazing, *such talent :o*

[@DjKryx]

Next time, paint under a red/blue light so that you can't tell which color is which, that could be interesting

[@zrqy.]

I have a feeling that shit would be one of the most chaotic videos to ever come from the channel. Max could probably taste the paint and identify its actual color

[@irfannn4959]

im actually impressed by chad's shrek questions, those were good questions

[@cjbarrow]

4:04 The way Max says "fuck off" sounds like 2015 or 2016 Max, it felt very wholesome

[@theeoddments960]

Omggg so wholesome 💯

[@NerdTheNinja]

Bing chungus wholesome snaids Fortnite

[@SteampunkHorse]

I realy like how in the first painting Max and Chad got contrasting background colours - Chad's a pale chilli red morning while Max's is a cool vivid blue night. Unironically really love Max’s canvas at 2:49. It looks like graffiti, super cool

[@anonymousanonymous3127]

Next painting video should be this same concept, but max and Chad have cameras on their head and also the VR headsets, only twist is the VR headset is projecting what the other person is seeing.

[@AustinH7]

I’m so glad this channel never fully became just a podcast. It blossomed into something much better IMO

[@ThePhantom4516]

Chad paints like an actual infant whilst Max has some genuine artistic quality to his work

[@eggsistenceispain4126]

Don’t be mean to chad 😢

[@batt3ryac1d]

@@eggsistenceispain4126 yeah he improved so much over only like 3 painting videos.

[@itscookie7542]

and?

[@H3artl3ssmidnight]

Max seems to be decently good at art in general. Remember the spray paint episode he slayed it there too!

[@usamaepekonis]

The edits are just getting better with every upload

[@OZZY9669]

Ikr!

[@jackattack7940]

Prezzo's upping his game

[@chainsaw8523]

@@jackattack7940 its ryan

[@OZZY9669]

@@chainsaw8523 who's Ryan

[@chainsaw8523]

@@OZZY9669 read the description

[@crackmire6007]

6:00 the best "hold up" impression ive ever heard in my life

[@Jarasi98]

15 minutes of assault, 3 minutes of painting

[@griffiths147]

“Chad knows the Christian sub-text of the plot, but doesn’t know what Shrek looks like”

[@r0ttxn_txxth308]

Two videos close to the holidays? Tis truly a merry Christmas

[@darthveridian2175]

They need to make these videos 1 hour long, I love cold ones.

[@CommunityZombiesAtom]

Max's immune system must be the dankest piece of shit ever after all those years

[@curiousosa7698]

cant u die from eating paint? he eats it like nothing?

[@donjuan2001]

@@curiousosa7698 I think they're using acrylic paint, which probably semi-safe so long as you don't consume too much.

[@Ci1antr0]

@@donjuan2001 “Too much” implies that there is a safe limit to eating acrylic paint

[@donjuan2001]

@@Ci1antr0 I mean if you only eat a small bit it probably is relatively safe and you aren't likely to get seriously ill... not that I'd recommend it.

[@Ci1antr0]

@@donjuan2001 Okay but what’s the maximum amount of paint I can eat without causing bodily harm That’s what I need to know

[@megangorski]

I like that this is keeping me from doing term papers.

[@tomibby]

i have a sneeky suspicion that max's fedora trick onto chads head may be edited

[@xXMACEMANXx]

What's insane is that you can usually tell where the ads are on videos by the "most replayed" feature, but on most Cold One's videos, you don't see much of a wave of people skipping them. I guess it's just a testament to their ability to keep their audience engaged.

[@skandertalbi5259]

Chad: Mozart didn't make the Mona Lisa overnight Scott: He didn't make it at all

[@gabrielcutler631]

Damn so ig that makes him right

[@blu_nades]

Same thing right?

[@MillionaireUK]

12:33 need to Phone-A-Friend?

[@zombieslayer7776]

Heh, nice one.

[@kalabcoonary9121]

How is this so buried? You are legitimately the official channel of who wants to be a millionaire.

[@adriandavila556]

If they turn the paintings into NFT'S by the end of the video I'm killing myself.

[@capitanice6353]

i haven’t finished the video yet WHY would you implant this in my head

[@bananastand-2241]

Chad absolutely nailed the Voldemort line.

[@MegaMug]

With the paint flying everywhere that reminded me of the time me and my brother yoinked the sister's painting kit and paint ended up everywhere. We were both scolded. To this day there's still tiny minuscule markings of what me and my brother did

[@balls4533]

I like this editor a lot better because the video is constructed in a more viewer friendly way, for example at the beginning of the video the challenge was explained in a simple, easy to follow way. And the cuts and effects are more clean.

[@raulholliman2190]

This is one of the few channels that consistently makes original content

[@Dino23124]

Yea I’ve only watched this channel when max is in it. Somehow their chemistry is the best it’s weird and I’m living for it

[@lachlandinneen5266]

gotta love how most of the paint they dropped was straight onto the rips in the tarp lol

[@BigTastie]

we 10000% need a part two of this type of video.

[@kangaroo967]

I can't believe Chad died halfway through this episode, and the fact that you kept it in the video too

[@daikaijuzilla]

I feel like Chad should’ve won the Screamer painting, he got the wavy motions down better than Max’s

[@fatbus0596]

Max had WAYYY too much fun with the gamer supps Ad🤣

[@vileuntamed9198]

I love how chad painted the Pepe in his hoodie into shrek! The best!

[@Cjass814]

Chad: "Mozart didn't fuckin make the Mona Lisa overnight." Scott: "He didn't make it at all."

[@dracul_gras]

he not wrong tho. he didnt make it overnight

[@Cjass814]

@@dracul_gras scotts not wrong either. he didnt make it at all

[@madisonking8057]

Lol timestamp?

[@RattersMedia]

That jumpscare was hilarious

[@jackattack8o8]

Yuri looks like he’s having an existential crisis while doing the promo.

[@dronez9047]

Bruh he being held at gun point

[@ilikevideos4868]

He looks like that everytime he's in a video

[@gary7846]

everytime i watch cold i learn new things i didn't know safe to put in your mouth/eat like. glue, slime, chalk, motor oil, oil paint

[@joeolivares23]

Max actually isn’t bad at painting 😂

[@jacobciccarello]

10:16 “Mozart didn’t make the Mona Lisa over night”

[@KaydenLavulo]

Then darci chimes in “he didn’t make it at all”

[@jtaicello]

You should add a 3 second delay for even more chaos👌

[@Honeybadger10110]

Max’s immune system at this point is immortal

[@mixstamike]

I would literally watch their advertising all day long 😂 they should make a video redoing brand videos lol

[@theumesss8715]

5:59 the 'holdup' is so perfect

[@Starmanstriker]

i'm buying 10 strawberry daiquiri lmao. that ad placement by yurei was golden

[@altusshow7574]

I like how through it all, Chad still genuinely praises Max drawing.

[@americasmostwantedhater]

i mean this completely honestly i've dreamt this whole episode at one point

[@hannahbrown5465]

The prophet

[@lucasstambaugh4525]

Does anyone else love seeing Yuri, I find him very funny in every ad read he’s in

[@katpierce5406]

Totally didn’t expect another video and im so happy im blessed with more grogged aussie content to end the year off right 🖤

[@emanuelperez3595]

Thanks for keeping youtube fresh and worth our time guys❤ you guys are amazing i hope the internet inmortaluzed the both of you so future gens can report your vids and old fans go out on a war vs them

[@ninjaboy191]

As someone who has been trying to cop some Yeezys for almost a year, the paint on them hurts my soul.

[@lancesowell6531]

As much as I love these videos I just hope you guys aren't doing any real lasting harm to yourselves. Love you boys, stay safe Coldones

[@skandertalbi5259]

Why do a boring 15 second ad read when you can literally do the best sponsorship segment in the history of KZbin

[@soleilwc]

Max's shrek just looks so friendly :)

[@brontar7258]

him spreading paint on the yeezys was actual the funniest shit ever

[@KB-er8bm]

The whole "Can I get a reference picture of just a different character for company" thing is one of THE funniest things I've heard in so long

[@2stix686]

I feel like a “try not to laugh” video would be hilarious with you guys. And if u laugh you drink 😉

[@aussie1876]

Genius idea 💡

[@saxon5564]

max genuinely being decent at painting while eating most of it

[@FishJebus]

they immediately broke their blood pact

[@boojersey13]

As an actual serious artist I feel like this is how im working very often when making art

[@wavyant7757]

"Mozart didn't make the Mona Lisa is over night" *"he didn't make it at all"* I died at that part

[@cassidymarie-es2zu]

10:16 "mozart didn't make the mona lisa over night" "he didn't make it at all" best line of the entire video

[@MrBradshawbenjamin]

I'm starting to wonder if they ever actually threw those mushrooms in the bin a few months ago

[@sly387]

the first 3 mins can be best describe not as "we painted in third person"..........but as pure chad and max

[@jollysmells1256]

The art on the gamersupps containers looks amazing, especially the secret rare one.