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[@coldones]

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[@_Elongatedslimjim_]

Bet

[@marshm5950]

Boe jiden

[@CumSmuggler]

My nama chegg

[@angelichoodrat4534]

gay

[@fluffy6161]

Bababooey

[@Ididathing]

"Traveling faster than the sound of light". I love chad

[@callmedanker]

damn that is deep

[@_MissLoLo]

Do a thing with Chad

[@danieljensen6154]

Next video idea?

[@freddyfungi3764]

Can you make a fidget spinner fly faster Than the sound of light?

[@z67v90]

@@johnfran3218 nobody cares god is dead and you have killed him

[@svrona7696]

The toy hamster laughing hystericaly while getting beaten to death was incredible

[@noahwhite6817]

That had me crying with laughter

[@Matt-ep8sx]

@@noahwhite6817 I hardly ever cry with laughter but that caught me off guard hahahaha

[@clarktarkten]

That was some funny shit, my god.

[@williamlawson7852]

His guts fell out

[@MrGuilhermefera]

Finally Chinese hamster 🐹

[@jackattack8o8]

Max running in fear for the fourth time while chad laughs maniacally wearing steampunk goggles and holding a taser is a whole ass mood.

[@Jess-TheMess]

I was crying bruh

[@nl.6680]

what mood would that be

[@alexrulztotally]

Why is this slightly differently worded than the other top comment

[@skulllight0]

16:22

[@aznstyle1154]

Its all those filthy frank flashbacks

[@lclocean1887]

Next episode is straight up going to be: "Hey, guys. Welcome back to Cold Ones, today we'll be doing everything in our power to make sure we die in an electrical fire".

[@jm036]

And in the end all that burned was their retinas... Those lasers are scary, you NEED good goggles to use them, no exceptions.

[@drakethedragon457]

Nah it's fine, we love being blind it's so much fun Help me

[@superlightningohno]

OH MY GOOOODDD!!!! Look at this little character.

[@AlgoCurioso4]

6:25 “Does it breaks the sound of light?” Deep thoughts right there.

[@ker0h489]

What about the light of sound though...?

[@wizardothefool]

"let the nuts drag"

[@-zod-4882]

Deep throats right there.

[@GoatHam]

I feel like the recurring taser is chad’s revenge for the recurring little egg fella

[@bakoserino]

We need more lil fellers

[@Ccz345]

context?

[@lucidaxe]

funny little character there

[@Youknowwhatitis1]

“Hey Chad check this out… he’s got little glasses”

[@bakoserino]

Oh....what? Look at this little feller, he's got sunglasses on.

[@delgirl42]

I’m impressed by how many illegal items made it through customs 😂

[@OfficialCharles]

Because they're incompetent.

[@mikelowe9198]

This is why I’m happy I live in the U.S…. We can actually own cool toys that go boom or zap.

[@Acaidia]

how tf are stun guns and slingshots illegal

[@delgirl42]

@@Acaidia cause Australia have laws 🤔 but I wish we could have some kind of protection like pepper spray 😭

[@JD_Daboii]

15:21 I literally almost skipped a heartbeat watching that.

[@SabertZ]

Bro same

[@Ludaa]

Same 😂

[@A_very_tinly_can]

I physically jumped a little 🤣

[@vinceofdeath1361]

Chad's wild laughter in the steam punk gear is both hilarious and terrifying.

[@Xnei-ui3fp]

Brooo, i noticed that also it was funny af 😂😂😂🤣😂

[@ksamuel9]

+ with the taser he looks like some crack scientist

[@deadbeataffiliates]

The exact thing I was coming to comment

[@ZackBanasik]

Fuckin hilarious

[@luccal.g3499]

I would buy a shirt of that

[@DeathRabbit]

Chad: "...we'll have a haircut." Max: "I won't" He lied, R.I.P. luscious locks

[@kandyburra]

That hair coulda been donated to a starving african child

[@19AssassinPR93]

@@kandyburra Hair Cake 2: Last Strand of Redemption

[@ilikefeet1115]

U down bad

[@DeathRabbit]

@@ilikefeet1115 how tf? I just said his long hair was gone lmfao

[@graveyaardvark]

i love chad telling max not to shine the laser at anything that reflects immediately after being yelled at by yuri for doing the exact same thing

[@flamingninja93]

Gotta give it to Chad and Max for staying true to the memes! Not hating on Joji and Ian. they're doing their own thing and killing it. But Max n Chad are like nah we're going to stand by this cancer and make it work.

[@phatopossum]

The eggwave guy is my favourite reoccurring gag from anything ever

[@BrookeKatherine.]

You mean that cute little character? You seen it?

[@whyme4512]

@@BrookeKatherine. that funny little character with glasses?

[@BrookeKatherine.]

@@whyme4512 Yeah, he’s a cute little character!

[@KaraDabbe]

@@BrookeKatherine. Oh wow look, they put a cute little character here.

[@BrookeKatherine.]

@@KaraDabbe Did you see his little glasses??

[@nosouprice6309]

Chad laughing maniacally while holding a taser and wearing a steampunk hat and goggles while Max is in a corner is not something I thought I needed

[@MoeruOkamii]

"what's this? wait...hold on, lookit this.. it's a funny little psychopath"

[@Shameonyou6]

cringe

[@fin09987]

@@MoeruOkamii cringe

[@weelolol]

and also max is wielding a katana

[@WalterWhite42096]

You need a dad

[@jackattack8o8]

Chad after literally starting at least three surfaces on fire: “you could start house fires with that shit”

[@OliverSandys]

Chad: “When you see us again well have haircuts” Max: *FLASHBACK INTENSIFIES*

[@matsonwelffer4288]

Max: holds a piece of paper saying there's a little fella on here. Chad: "Oi, look what I got." *pulls out a taser*

[@Cron0s91]

lil' fella vs taser is the new canon

[@Angels510]

A battle for the ages

[@Wheeler_Adam]

I know it’s a meme saying “this used to be a podcast channel” but you guys are still crankin banger after banger week after week. Thanks and god bless boys!

[@uzeahos]

this used to be a podcast channel

[@urboislim2757]

The main land china giving them the early present , covid

[@sharkexpert12]

"this is our job we cant just do the old stuff we used to we have to tone it down" Max

[@Mob-ov2fg]

The rona is bad over there in Australia so they are still on lock down I’m pretty sure. So that’s why they can’t have guest on.

[@phatrick]

you mean 2 weeks after 2 weeks

[@stewale]

15:22 This actually got me laughing hard

[@RobinLundqvist]

Chad just casually almost blinding himself and everyone in the same room as him with that laser

[@Breakingbad33]

Chad throws a thing on the ground and breaks it. “This is just like Minecraft”.

[@Jirachi_OFFICIAL]

Ikr baby's are so cool

[@FromanAntlugia22]

The scene where Chad throws the drone at Max, it bounces off his Freakin Epic Steampunk Diver Helmet, and hits him back in the face was fucking comedy gold

[@ghostspark8053]

When I first read this comment I hadn't made it to that point in the video and I seriously thought you were joking, this channel is a fever dream

[@purplehaze5607]

Reminded me of the clip of that baby orangutan accidentally hitting itself and crying lmao

[@juliobaezajr8801]

13:58

[@ganjalfilv3rde508]

istant karma

[@patrickmahoney3396]

We NEED a video of Max and Chad trying to make MOONSHINE!

[@miniprd38]

13:04 Best "I got a teaser" ever 😂😂😂

[@kicksmechanic]

U can tell max still has flashbacks from the filthy frank days with that taser.. He had straight fear in his eyes

[@sandarelliott5319]

i miss them dearly.

[@yrm1594]

And the chef movie

[@gillsnfins2002]

Chad’s taser bit gives off the same vibes as Max’s little eggwave man except with exponentially more violence

[@lee_s0a]

Probably a revenge for trying to put the egg man back again

[@devboyd1783]

The little egg fella had sunglasses on!

[@CathFawr]

Lil character

[@pastaroni8683]

Its like in SuperMega when Ryan pretends to vomit on Matt because hes scared of vomit

[@jeremyvanhorn2645]

7:32 “…what tasks are you doing?” He’s social distancing

[@thegreatbanger]

7:21 did he... did he actually...😂

[@thegreatbanger]

11:56

[@poppop-co5xs]

Watching them is like watching toddlers when they're left alone, it's so entertaining

[@tahitifan100]

Toddlers with knives and lighters.

[@AxxLAfriku]

I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear po

[@goldensloth7]

@@AxxLAfriku get well soon

[@colstonish2168]

@@AxxLAfriku I love your videos god 🙏🙏

[@avrahamrosenberg2905]

@@AxxLAfriku your videos are bad

[@AssHandler]

Chad is personally responsible for at least 3 wildfires in the past 10 years. Now that he's upgraded his arsenal with several tasers and a laser he's sure to finally break his old record.

[@alfredandersson875]

Runfoerbud?

[@Avliv_Satan]

I swear to god, both Max and Chad have turned into some kind of mad scientists over the years.

[@San_David]

11:53 hey look at that funny little characteri like that

[@anestisdimitrakidis2217]

Chad's taser is gonna be an equal meme to Max's funny little egg character

[@alpertek2549]

Have you seen this? There's a little feller on it, with sunglasses.

[@barebonesjones]

@@alpertek2549 who's that little fella??

[@alpertek2549]

@@barebonesjones this little egg character

[@namseh6768]

@@alpertek2549 lmaooooo

[@markobighead3173]

I came here to say exactly that. Prezoh should've been on the ball and used the same clip of Max running away each time. Put down the fucking Subway and do your job, Prezoh.

[@TheTeeJammer]

The fact they sell these permanently blinding lasers to children, let alone Max and Chad is scary

[@sadmermaid]

And people play with their pets with them ;(

[@TheLukasDirector]

@@sadmermaid You'd have to be really fucking stupid to have some laser fun with your cat if said laser literally burns your floors.

[@BlockyRaptor]

Styropyro has taught us to not fuck with cheap lasers

[@TheTeeJammer]

@@BlockyRaptor you know it

[@sadmermaid]

@@TheLukasDirector yeah no shit but people are fkn stupid. And yeah Styropyro did a vid buying lasers off ebay and all of them were insanely overpowered and possibly dangerous, even before he started modding them.

[@jakkle4286]

*pulls out sword* "give me a watermelon, or a child"

[@exzisd]

going back through all these videos just to say thank you, glad I missed all these videos bc I'm watching every single one tonight and it will be a great thursday night looking forward to the weekend cheers!

[@julesiebear]

I’m surprised that entire studio hasn’t burnt down by now…

[@stnkr2197]

Oh it’s come close

[@kiBe-]

at least they got the fire extinguisher in arms reach now :D

[@expertplace]

when they were setting liquor on fire while having spilled it everywhere and having all the damn bottles still opened, Jesus, we almost had to watch that episode on liveleak

[@19AssassinPR93]

It's going to make an epic video, though.

[@OfficialCharles]

That time their curtains caught on fire.

[@MichaelJaeYT]

This was so much fun to watch can we have another

[@fried-chicken420]

Reminds me of when you leave kids alone in a room full of objects to play with when a responsible adult isn't around to supervise them 🤣🤣

[@jorges.1036]

X2

[@alexsruss]

whats up checkmark

[@zane8p978]

See you in 10 months

[@rylanmetors473]

Next month

[@cloxdyweathrr4019]

max: I could crush this with my hand chad: before you crush it- max: **crushes it anyway**

[@bigboyspecs2327]

Max’s face when Chad goes “max, what task were you doing?”

[@hobo.cholo.6204]

11:56 Lol, I personally highly appreciate this little recurring meme that they bring at least once an episode

[@mohamedfarah3280]

Actually burst out laughing from that scene

[@xairosaenz2073]

look, hes got little glasses. funny little guy

[@steeltoedcrocs2940]

there's like a little egg character right there

[@possumteef]

Had me litteraly crying 🤣

[@Jordanse7en]

Scaring Max with the taser is the new “check out this little egg fella”

[@AeridesEntertainment]

Lil Fella: has sunglasses Chad: has a taser

[@miguelcardozo4359]

I've seen this video over a dozen times and I'm sure I'll see it far more times, i would love to see the complete Patreon version

[@grey_shady99]

I kinda get the feeling that max doesn't appreciate the mess chad makes everytime he opens a box

[@SpaceAtomz]

That laser they have would literally burn someone’s retinas out in a split second, and you just hear chad “my eyes hurt”

[@Poodleinacan]

Just looking at it damages their eyes. They need glasses for lasers like that (and not cheap protection glasses, because they wont do a good job).

[@SpaceAtomz]

@@Poodleinacan exactly

[@Poodleinacan]

@@SpaceAtomz The KZbinr Styropyro has an extended video library on that stuff.

[@damiensanders7016]

@@Poodleinacan the steampunk glasses would probably do it

[@Poodleinacan]

@@damiensanders7016 unlikely. It's not about how dark they are, but about what frequency of light it blocks. There are many cheap laser protection glasses that can be bought online, but none of them can actually block the light they are supposedly made for. A good set of glasses (that is also made for the colour of the laser you are gonna use) will make the laser invisible to you. Also, those cheap Chinese high-powered lasers are imperfect. Instead of getting a pure colour, you'll get a certain colour that also makes unwanted different frequencies of colour (you may not be able to perceive it, but it makes the protection glasses less reliable).

[@MimmisArt]

Max's recurring meme: Funny little egg character Chad's recurring meme: Taser

[@Ona1000]

The original video of the little egg character made me fucking die laughing. God I haven’t laughed like that in forever

[@mikaele]

gag

[@MimmisArt]

@@Ona1000 Same! That's one of those videos I watch over and over again when I feel bad 😆

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

11:24 Chad literally tried to stun Max and now he acts concerned, LOL.

[@lizzyv.7222]

i got that planet light for christmas this year, it’s not very bright but if you use certain colors it really makes the design pop. it’s actually pretty cool ngl

[@emillytaylor1757]

Chad laughing manically while wielding the taser and wearing the steampunk outfit is the beginning of a villain arc

[@therapid01]

And max should be the long lost brother of chad who comes to the rescue of the world.

[@PetePeteRepeat]

"Finally, Chinese Hamster." "FINALLY CHINESE HAMSTER"

[@ventibarbatos8078]

FINALLY CHINESE HAMSTER

[@evildragon1774]

FINALLY CHINESE HAMSTER

[@insertnamehere7235]

FINALLY CHINESE HAMSTER

[@FAYMprod]

FIIIII NUHHHH LEEEEEEEE

[@imsomethingyournot]

10:09

[@mjcaoagas68]

That hamster bit was the funniest thing I've seen in so long LMAO

[@PDS24]

Not enough tasers and lasers. 😂😂😂 These bought on Wish videos are by far my favorite! ❤️❤️

[@MegaCortez69]

Max " look at this egg fella kinda cute" Chad "hey check this out ....a taser"

[@ecapitatorbizarrium3856]

"The Little Fella" joke goes on whole different level

[@OfficialTRILLVILLE]

🤣🤣🤣fr

[@insidehera6110]

I love max just yelling at Chad…”it’s not worth it!”

[@rubenmunoz4456]

Chad getting back at max for all the times he says look a little character lmao 🤣

[@FelixSR]

Babe wake up, new cold ones video

[@itsjustforfun626]

I'm up

[@dakotajensen181]

Delter yourself in minecraft

[@DamienDollah]

A couple more minutes daddy🥱

[@unknown-xj3xd]

mate

[@English-fk2zb]

Fr

[@gelomelo44]

"can i taze you, unironically?" "no."

[@tnos6268]

"Okay, I'll let you taze me." What a legend

[@marcelo.pastorelli]

arigato

[@finnfoley4409]

What i don't understand is how fuck did they get them through the country

[@j_d_rascal5833]

Sniffing that beer at the intro was one of the funniest edits I've seen in a long time. Really caught me off guard 😂😂

[@green-sticky4341]

It’s like two kids on Christmas, but they get joy out of destroying their gifts 🤣

[@personstandingup]

15:20 actually scared the living sh it out of me

[@ricky00x93]

Fax

[@BrookeKatherine.]

I jumped lmao

[@Jess-TheMess]

Same

[@dyllabn]

same lol

[@Anne-ot8gq]

Same it was like a jumpscare lol

[@JasoniBruh]

I love seeing remnants of past trauma in Max the second he hears a taser

[@Jd19808]

Whoever edits their videos is a genius 😭 shout outs to you lmaoo one of the best channels

[@CupcakeRain]

the camera actually looks good for that lofi retro look for instagram pictures lol

[@zacelz9130]

I love how they manage a consistent release schedule while planning half a year in advance.

[@The_Real_BruhSphere]

"constant"

[@Blernster]

@@The_Real_BruhSphere he didn't even say constant in that sentence jenius

[@punpun666]

"Leg"

[@CharleneLoach]

@@Blernster "jenius"

[@Slug_Boots]

The return of the egg wave guy was the highlight of my day

[@carlamerry9048]

every time i watch this my Google home decides to listen in whenever Max says "okay google, burger king burger" and it's both funny and irritating

[@someone_on_theinternet4260]

this year was a mess; i havent been able to go back home for 2 year and studying aboard all alone with 12 year exams coming up really close it been so stressful for me and just seeing u guy doing all those silly thing just made everything seem less overwhelming. thanks for lighten up my day guys.

[@LogicBitch]

Holy FUCK is your pfp a JOJO REFERENDCE??????? Arrive derci amiright????!! LOL!!!1!1!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 KONO DIO DA!!!1!1!!!11!! LMAOO ZA WALDO!!! This comment goes hard feel free to like and screenshot!

[@flaggboi]

Hey look at that cute little character, He's got sunglasses on!

[@cinderstheace4094]

There's a lil shella on it, he's got glasses on

[@syklightning103]

Legit cracked up because I remember it from a previous episode 🤣

[@laomd]

Time stamp?

[@deathcart4446]

11:57

[@DrMetroid1]

"Smells like crushed nuts" That could legit be cyanide

[@doyoulikejazz9516]

I mean...not many people know the smell of bitter almonds.

[@Konnkord]

I thought they meant cashew nuts.

[@kimorayn1733]

finally,

[@imogen5141]

13:07 I love Max's reaction to the taser soooo much

[@clurxed]

Watching these videos take the pain away

[@craigdaddy]

I liked the part where they burned down the studio with Scott in it

[@Eyasgea]

Spoilers!

[@hcim1809]

this wont age well

[@pauloricardo-wn6ps]

thats next episode

[@sebasdt3447]

"Bring me a watermelon, or a child" Max with a katana, 2021.

[@rays9331]

I love how chaotic every video is.

[@fledfob]

Max having a wholeass sword and still running away from the tazer is the consistency I respect from the Cold Ones KZbin

[@hassanrehman9357]

“we’ve inhaled worse” -max 2021 very true

[@DustD.Reaper]

*Vietnam flashbacks to the cursed boys*

[@Merllemon]

BlackMold is probably Max's worst

[@Merllemon]

BlackMold is probably Max's worst

[@GmoneyJR503]

I read this comment as he said it

[@kodiiijames676]

@@Merllemon deadset.. 😅

[@da6d]

This shit’s so scuffed I’ve never laughed this hard at a cold ones episode, this shit took the fucking cake

[@gustavodavid2401]

Chad tried to use a taser in a sword fight 😂

[@baleygoins415]

"Make a chef movie" underrated line

[@greypilgrim3281]

Chad after smashing potion, “Just like in Minecraft! They shatter!”. Max, “I think they got that from real life first”. 😂

[@jamishmcquo7590]

-grabs sword "give me a watermelon, or a child" "Chad, put your hand here"

[@bigboyspecs2327]

I love how convinced Chad was about that bulletproof jacket

[@gesture302]

Max is the only human being I've seen run away with a sword in his hand from someone with a handheld taser

[@jmenhart9730]

Watching you smash the hamster while it laughed maniacally back at you made my day. It’s incredibly cathartic watching you two f*** around with dangerous toys like I always wanted to when I was a kid.

[@Memu_]

I now need to see fanart of steampunk Chad laughing while holding a tazer.

[@spicewitch9115]

thought the exact same thing

[@LakesideAmusementPro]

Chad’s laugh fills me with joy.

[@PaletteBegonia]

Yanno the show , Deadliest Warrior? Or Forged in fire ? You two should make another parody channel and you test out weapons and armours😂😂😂 Watching you too duke it out in medieval armour, while drunk 😂😭☠️

[@sirlorax9744]

max's ptsd from back when the gang had "fun" with tasers was too real in this one

[@nathan-qcueparsons268]

This patreon feels more like an OnlyFans at this point...

[@MeeksReeks]

Ngl, that advert went too hard for my shy heart. 👁👄👁 I mean, the majority of us know what we signed up for yeah, but oof. 😳🤣

[@chatman4998]

Somebody let me get they login pls

[@dizzzy_des]

It's not out yet

[@Aorpheat]

@@MeeksReeks What, does he *actually* fuck the stuff?

[@danielcontreras277]

@@Aorpheat nobody knows because they have not uploaded the full episode on patreon :(

[@bambieyedd]

This video was so chaotic idky youtube suggested me this but I love it 😂

[@chocopie-qg6cw]

lol I love the editor, knows exactly what small edits to make to add a bit more spice to the vid it’s funny

[@bobawithsweets]

The hamster laughing at them and them laughing back only to have it laugh back really got me for some reason 🤣

[@jorich5145]

And max screaming in anger and smashing it to bits took me out 😂

[@senchoumimikyu]

Considering what max went through during the filthyfrank days, he really is scared of anything that might hurt

[@safourgardpa5459]

PTSD for sure

[@Time-ms7yf]

This episode was quality comedy gold

[@dejavu3381]

Broooo the Rick and north part sent me😂😂why did his voice crack like that 😂😂

[@bloxyjola6040]

16:30 chad legitimately looks, sounds, and acts like some crazed mad scientist here

[@rustyshackleford6018]

Sundays really are the best. This is perfect for my hangover.

[@joedumas1047]

glad i'm not the only one lmao

[@grey1604]

Cheers to that one

[@stonedout4207]

The intense chaos is lovely 😩😩