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Cold Ones

Cold Ones

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@coldones
@coldones 3 жыл бұрын
If you liked this dangerous video, consider buying some Cool Shirtz 👉 bit.ly/codecoldones The only thing dangerous about these is how attractive you'll be when you're wearing them 😏 Use Code "COLDONES" for 10% Off!
@_Elongatedslimjim_
@_Elongatedslimjim_ 3 жыл бұрын
Bet
@marshm5950
@marshm5950 3 жыл бұрын
Boe jiden
@CumSmuggler
@CumSmuggler 3 жыл бұрын
My nama chegg
@angelichoodrat4534
@angelichoodrat4534 3 жыл бұрын
gay
@fluffy6161
@fluffy6161 3 жыл бұрын
Bababooey
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 3 жыл бұрын
"Traveling faster than the sound of light". I love chad
@callmedanker
@callmedanker 3 жыл бұрын
damn that is deep
@_MissLoLo
@_MissLoLo 3 жыл бұрын
Do a thing with Chad
@danieljensen6154
@danieljensen6154 3 жыл бұрын
Next video idea?
@freddyfungi3764
@freddyfungi3764 3 жыл бұрын
Can you make a fidget spinner fly faster Than the sound of light?
@z67v90
@z67v90 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnfran3218 nobody cares god is dead and you have killed him
@AlgoCurioso2.0
@AlgoCurioso2.0 3 жыл бұрын
6:25 “Does it breaks the sound of light?” Deep thoughts right there.
@ker0h489
@ker0h489 3 жыл бұрын
What about the light of sound though...?
@wizardothefool
@wizardothefool 3 жыл бұрын
"let the nuts drag"
@-zod-4882
@-zod-4882 3 жыл бұрын
Deep throats right there.
@vinceofdeath1361
@vinceofdeath1361 3 жыл бұрын
Chad's wild laughter in the steam punk gear is both hilarious and terrifying.
@Xnei-ui3fp
@Xnei-ui3fp 3 жыл бұрын
Brooo, i noticed that also it was funny af 😂😂😂🤣😂
@ksamuel9
@ksamuel9 3 жыл бұрын
+ with the taser he looks like some crack scientist
@deadbeataffiliates
@deadbeataffiliates 3 жыл бұрын
The exact thing I was coming to comment
@ZackBanasik
@ZackBanasik 3 жыл бұрын
Fuckin hilarious
@luccal.g3499
@luccal.g3499 3 жыл бұрын
I would buy a shirt of that
@jackattack8o8
@jackattack8o8 3 жыл бұрын
Max running in fear for the fourth time while chad laughs maniacally wearing steampunk goggles and holding a taser is a whole ass mood.
@Jess-TheMess
@Jess-TheMess 3 жыл бұрын
I was crying bruh
@nl.6680
@nl.6680 3 жыл бұрын
what mood would that be
@alexrulztotally
@alexrulztotally 3 жыл бұрын
Why is this slightly differently worded than the other top comment
@skulllight0
@skulllight0 2 жыл бұрын
16:22
@PreciseUsernameTookin
@PreciseUsernameTookin 2 жыл бұрын
Its all those filthy frank flashbacks
@svrona7696
@svrona7696 3 жыл бұрын
The toy hamster laughing hystericaly while getting beaten to death was incredible
@noahwhite6817
@noahwhite6817 3 жыл бұрын
That had me crying with laughter
@Matt-ep8sx
@Matt-ep8sx 3 жыл бұрын
@@noahwhite6817 I hardly ever cry with laughter but that caught me off guard hahahaha
@clarktarkten
@clarktarkten 3 жыл бұрын
That was some funny shit, my god.
@williamlawson7852
@williamlawson7852 3 жыл бұрын
His guts fell out
@GuilhermeRossi11
@GuilhermeRossi11 3 жыл бұрын
Finally Chinese hamster 🐹
@matsonwelffer4288
@matsonwelffer4288 3 жыл бұрын
Max: holds a piece of paper saying there's a little fella on here. Chad: "Oi, look what I got." *pulls out a taser*
@Cron0s91
@Cron0s91 3 жыл бұрын
lil' fella vs taser is the new canon
@Angels510
@Angels510 3 жыл бұрын
A battle for the ages
@DeathRabbit
@DeathRabbit 3 жыл бұрын
Chad: "...we'll have a haircut." Max: "I won't" He lied, R.I.P. luscious locks
@kandyburra
@kandyburra 3 жыл бұрын
That hair coulda been donated to a starving african child
@19AssassinPR93
@19AssassinPR93 3 жыл бұрын
@@kandyburra Hair Cake 2: Last Strand of Redemption
@ilikefeet1115
@ilikefeet1115 3 жыл бұрын
U down bad
@DeathRabbit
@DeathRabbit 3 жыл бұрын
@@ilikefeet1115 how tf? I just said his long hair was gone lmfao
@lclocean1887
@lclocean1887 3 жыл бұрын
Next episode is straight up going to be: "Hey, guys. Welcome back to Cold Ones, today we'll be doing everything in our power to make sure we die in an electrical fire".
@jm036
@jm036 3 жыл бұрын
And in the end all that burned was their retinas... Those lasers are scary, you NEED good goggles to use them, no exceptions.
@drakethedragon457
@drakethedragon457 2 жыл бұрын
Nah it's fine, we love being blind it's so much fun Help me
@superlightningohno
@superlightningohno Жыл бұрын
OH MY GOOOODDD!!!! Look at this little character.
@Thalidomide5150
@Thalidomide5150 Ай бұрын
@@jm036lmao fr that was so stressful to watch 😂
@jm036
@jm036 Ай бұрын
@Thalidomide5150 yeah those chinese laser pointers are waaaay more powerful than they should be
@FromanAntlugia22
@FromanAntlugia22 3 жыл бұрын
The scene where Chad throws the drone at Max, it bounces off his Freakin Epic Steampunk Diver Helmet, and hits him back in the face was fucking comedy gold
@ghostspark8053
@ghostspark8053 3 жыл бұрын
When I first read this comment I hadn't made it to that point in the video and I seriously thought you were joking, this channel is a fever dream
@purplehaze5607
@purplehaze5607 3 жыл бұрын
Reminded me of the clip of that baby orangutan accidentally hitting itself and crying lmao
@juliobaezajr8801
@juliobaezajr8801 3 жыл бұрын
13:58
@ganjalfilv3rde508
@ganjalfilv3rde508 3 жыл бұрын
istant karma
@GoatHam
@GoatHam 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like the recurring taser is chad’s revenge for the recurring little egg fella
@bakoserino
@bakoserino 3 жыл бұрын
We need more lil fellers
@Ccz345
@Ccz345 3 жыл бұрын
context?
@Youknowwhatitis1
@Youknowwhatitis1 3 жыл бұрын
“Hey Chad check this out… he’s got little glasses”
@bakoserino
@bakoserino 3 жыл бұрын
Oh....what? Look at this little feller, he's got sunglasses on.
@wildberry527
@wildberry527 3 жыл бұрын
Nice username
@nosouprice6309
@nosouprice6309 3 жыл бұрын
Chad laughing maniacally while holding a taser and wearing a steampunk hat and goggles while Max is in a corner is not something I thought I needed
@MoeruOkamii
@MoeruOkamii 3 жыл бұрын
"what's this? wait...hold on, lookit this.. it's a funny little psychopath"
@Shameonyou6
@Shameonyou6 3 жыл бұрын
cringe
@fin09987
@fin09987 2 жыл бұрын
@@MoeruOkamii cringe
@weelolol
@weelolol 2 жыл бұрын
and also max is wielding a katana
@WalterWhite42096
@WalterWhite42096 2 жыл бұрын
You need a dad
@graveyaardvark
@graveyaardvark Жыл бұрын
i love chad telling max not to shine the laser at anything that reflects immediately after being yelled at by yuri for doing the exact same thing
@Wheeler_Adam
@Wheeler_Adam 3 жыл бұрын
I know it’s a meme saying “this used to be a podcast channel” but you guys are still crankin banger after banger week after week. Thanks and god bless boys!
@kirbobirbo0446
@kirbobirbo0446 3 жыл бұрын
this used to be a podcast channel
@urboislim2757
@urboislim2757 3 жыл бұрын
The main land china giving them the early present , covid
@sharkexpert12
@sharkexpert12 3 жыл бұрын
"this is our job we cant just do the old stuff we used to we have to tone it down" Max
@Mob-ov2fg
@Mob-ov2fg 3 жыл бұрын
The rona is bad over there in Australia so they are still on lock down I’m pretty sure. So that’s why they can’t have guest on.
@phatrick
@phatrick 3 жыл бұрын
you mean 2 weeks after 2 weeks
@phatopossum
@phatopossum 3 жыл бұрын
The eggwave guy is my favourite reoccurring gag from anything ever
@BrookeKatherine.
@BrookeKatherine. 3 жыл бұрын
You mean that cute little character? You seen it?
@whyme4512
@whyme4512 3 жыл бұрын
@@BrookeKatherine. that funny little character with glasses?
@BrookeKatherine.
@BrookeKatherine. 3 жыл бұрын
@@whyme4512 Yeah, he’s a cute little character!
@KaraDabbe
@KaraDabbe 3 жыл бұрын
@@BrookeKatherine. Oh wow look, they put a cute little character here.
@BrookeKatherine.
@BrookeKatherine. 3 жыл бұрын
@@KaraDabbe Did you see his little glasses??
@MichaelJaeYT
@MichaelJaeYT 3 жыл бұрын
This was so much fun to watch can we have another
@fried-chicken420
@fried-chicken420 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of when you leave kids alone in a room full of objects to play with when a responsible adult isn't around to supervise them 🤣🤣
@jorges.1036
@jorges.1036 3 жыл бұрын
X2
@alexsruss
@alexsruss 3 жыл бұрын
whats up checkmark
@zane8p978
@zane8p978 3 жыл бұрын
See you in 10 months
@rylanmetors473
@rylanmetors473 3 жыл бұрын
Next month
@JD_Daboii
@JD_Daboii 3 жыл бұрын
15:21 I literally almost skipped a heartbeat watching that.
@SabertZ
@SabertZ 3 жыл бұрын
Bro same
@Ludaa
@Ludaa 2 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@A_very_tinly_can
@A_very_tinly_can 8 ай бұрын
I physically jumped a little 🤣
@hobo.cholo.6204
@hobo.cholo.6204 3 жыл бұрын
11:56 Lol, I personally highly appreciate this little recurring meme that they bring at least once an episode
@mohamedfarah3280
@mohamedfarah3280 3 жыл бұрын
Actually burst out laughing from that scene
@Nemo_Signs
@Nemo_Signs 3 жыл бұрын
look, hes got little glasses. funny little guy
@steeltoedcrocs2940
@steeltoedcrocs2940 3 жыл бұрын
there's like a little egg character right there
@possumteef
@possumteef 2 жыл бұрын
Had me litteraly crying 🤣
@kicksmechanic
@kicksmechanic 3 жыл бұрын
U can tell max still has flashbacks from the filthy frank days with that taser.. He had straight fear in his eyes
@sandarelliott5319
@sandarelliott5319 3 жыл бұрын
i miss them dearly.
@yrm1594
@yrm1594 3 жыл бұрын
And the chef movie
@gillsnfins2002
@gillsnfins2002 3 жыл бұрын
Chad’s taser bit gives off the same vibes as Max’s little eggwave man except with exponentially more violence
@lee_s0a
@lee_s0a 3 жыл бұрын
Probably a revenge for trying to put the egg man back again
@devboyd1783
@devboyd1783 3 жыл бұрын
The little egg fella had sunglasses on!
@CathFawr
@CathFawr 3 жыл бұрын
Lil character
@pastaroni8683
@pastaroni8683 3 жыл бұрын
Its like in SuperMega when Ryan pretends to vomit on Matt because hes scared of vomit
@delgirl42
@delgirl42 3 жыл бұрын
I’m impressed by how many illegal items made it through customs 😂
@OfficialCharles
@OfficialCharles 3 жыл бұрын
Because they're incompetent.
@mikelowe9198
@mikelowe9198 Жыл бұрын
This is why I’m happy I live in the U.S…. We can actually own cool toys that go boom or zap.
@Acaidia
@Acaidia 8 ай бұрын
how tf are stun guns and slingshots illegal
@delgirl42
@delgirl42 8 ай бұрын
@@Acaidia cause Australia have laws 🤔 but I wish we could have some kind of protection like pepper spray 😭
@rigamarooh
@rigamarooh 7 ай бұрын
@@delgirl42 i was about to say ya'll don't even get to have mild self-defense items
@Breakingbad33
@Breakingbad33 3 жыл бұрын
Chad throws a thing on the ground and breaks it. “This is just like Minecraft”.
@TR0NDAONE
@TR0NDAONE 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr baby's are so cool
@emillytaylor1757
@emillytaylor1757 3 жыл бұрын
Chad laughing manically while wielding the taser and wearing the steampunk outfit is the beginning of a villain arc
@therapid01
@therapid01 3 жыл бұрын
And max should be the long lost brother of chad who comes to the rescue of the world.
@poppop-co5xs
@poppop-co5xs 3 жыл бұрын
Watching them is like watching toddlers when they're left alone, it's so entertaining
@tahitifan100
@tahitifan100 3 жыл бұрын
Toddlers with knives and lighters.
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын
I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear po
@goldensloth7
@goldensloth7 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku get well soon
@colstonish2168
@colstonish2168 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku I love your videos god 🙏🙏
@avrahamrosenberg2905
@avrahamrosenberg2905 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku your videos are bad
@kittensanonymous
@kittensanonymous 5 ай бұрын
"Give me a watermelon or a child" while max waves around a sword gets me every time
@Jordanse7en
@Jordanse7en 3 жыл бұрын
Scaring Max with the taser is the new “check out this little egg fella”
@AeridesEntertainment
@AeridesEntertainment 2 жыл бұрын
Lil Fella: has sunglasses Chad: has a taser
@SpaceAtomz
@SpaceAtomz 3 жыл бұрын
That laser they have would literally burn someone’s retinas out in a split second, and you just hear chad “my eyes hurt”
@Poodleinacan
@Poodleinacan 3 жыл бұрын
Just looking at it damages their eyes. They need glasses for lasers like that (and not cheap protection glasses, because they wont do a good job).
@SpaceAtomz
@SpaceAtomz 3 жыл бұрын
@@Poodleinacan exactly
@Poodleinacan
@Poodleinacan 3 жыл бұрын
@@SpaceAtomz The KZbinr Styropyro has an extended video library on that stuff.
@damiensanders7016
@damiensanders7016 3 жыл бұрын
@@Poodleinacan the steampunk glasses would probably do it
@Poodleinacan
@Poodleinacan 3 жыл бұрын
@@damiensanders7016 unlikely. It's not about how dark they are, but about what frequency of light it blocks. There are many cheap laser protection glasses that can be bought online, but none of them can actually block the light they are supposedly made for. A good set of glasses (that is also made for the colour of the laser you are gonna use) will make the laser invisible to you. Also, those cheap Chinese high-powered lasers are imperfect. Instead of getting a pure colour, you'll get a certain colour that also makes unwanted different frequencies of colour (you may not be able to perceive it, but it makes the protection glasses less reliable).
@TheTeeJammer
@TheTeeJammer 3 жыл бұрын
The fact they sell these permanently blinding lasers to children, let alone Max and Chad is scary
@sadmermaid
@sadmermaid 3 жыл бұрын
And people play with their pets with them ;(
@TheLukasDirector
@TheLukasDirector 3 жыл бұрын
@@sadmermaid You'd have to be really fucking stupid to have some laser fun with your cat if said laser literally burns your floors.
@BlockyRaptor
@BlockyRaptor 3 жыл бұрын
Styropyro has taught us to not fuck with cheap lasers
@TheTeeJammer
@TheTeeJammer 3 жыл бұрын
@@BlockyRaptor you know it
@sadmermaid
@sadmermaid 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheLukasDirector yeah no shit but people are fkn stupid. And yeah Styropyro did a vid buying lasers off ebay and all of them were insanely overpowered and possibly dangerous, even before he started modding them.
@flamingninja93
@flamingninja93 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta give it to Chad and Max for staying true to the memes! Not hating on Joji and Ian. they're doing their own thing and killing it. But Max n Chad are like nah we're going to stand by this cancer and make it work.
@anestisdimitrakidis2217
@anestisdimitrakidis2217 3 жыл бұрын
Chad's taser is gonna be an equal meme to Max's funny little egg character
@alpertek2549
@alpertek2549 3 жыл бұрын
Have you seen this? There's a little feller on it, with sunglasses.
@barebonesjones
@barebonesjones 3 жыл бұрын
@@alpertek2549 who's that little fella??
@alpertek2549
@alpertek2549 3 жыл бұрын
@@barebonesjones this little egg character
@namseh6768
@namseh6768 3 жыл бұрын
@@alpertek2549 lmaooooo
@markobighead3173
@markobighead3173 3 жыл бұрын
I came here to say exactly that. Prezoh should've been on the ball and used the same clip of Max running away each time. Put down the fucking Subway and do your job, Prezoh.
@MimmisArt
@MimmisArt 3 жыл бұрын
Max's recurring meme: Funny little egg character Chad's recurring meme: Taser
@Ona1000
@Ona1000 3 жыл бұрын
The original video of the little egg character made me fucking die laughing. God I haven’t laughed like that in forever
@mikaele
@mikaele 3 жыл бұрын
gag
@MimmisArt
@MimmisArt 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ona1000 Same! That's one of those videos I watch over and over again when I feel bad 😆
@MegaCortez
@MegaCortez 3 жыл бұрын
Max " look at this egg fella kinda cute" Chad "hey check this out ....a taser"
@OliverSandys
@OliverSandys 3 жыл бұрын
Chad: “When you see us again well have haircuts” Max: *FLASHBACK INTENSIFIES*
@julesiebear
@julesiebear 3 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised that entire studio hasn’t burnt down by now…
@stnkr2197
@stnkr2197 3 жыл бұрын
Oh it’s come close
@kiBe-
@kiBe- 3 жыл бұрын
at least they got the fire extinguisher in arms reach now :D
@expertplace
@expertplace 3 жыл бұрын
when they were setting liquor on fire while having spilled it everywhere and having all the damn bottles still opened, Jesus, we almost had to watch that episode on liveleak
@19AssassinPR93
@19AssassinPR93 3 жыл бұрын
It's going to make an epic video, though.
@OfficialCharles
@OfficialCharles 3 жыл бұрын
That time their curtains caught on fire.
@FelixSR
@FelixSR 3 жыл бұрын
Babe wake up, new cold ones video
@itsjustforfun626
@itsjustforfun626 3 жыл бұрын
I'm up
@dakotajensen181
@dakotajensen181 3 жыл бұрын
Delter yourself in minecraft
@DamienDollah
@DamienDollah 3 жыл бұрын
A couple more minutes daddy🥱
@unknown-xj3xd
@unknown-xj3xd 3 жыл бұрын
mate
@English-fk2zb
@English-fk2zb 3 жыл бұрын
Fr
@PetePeteRepeat
@PetePeteRepeat 3 жыл бұрын
"Finally, Chinese Hamster." "FINALLY CHINESE HAMSTER"
@ventibarbatos8078
@ventibarbatos8078 3 жыл бұрын
FINALLY CHINESE HAMSTER
@evildragon1774
@evildragon1774 3 жыл бұрын
FINALLY CHINESE HAMSTER
@insertnamehere7235
@insertnamehere7235 3 жыл бұрын
FINALLY CHINESE HAMSTER
@FAYMprod
@FAYMprod 3 жыл бұрын
FIIIII NUHHHH LEEEEEEEE
@imsomethingyournot
@imsomethingyournot 3 жыл бұрын
10:09
@jackattack8o8
@jackattack8o8 3 жыл бұрын
Chad after literally starting at least three surfaces on fire: “you could start house fires with that shit”
@Slug_Boots
@Slug_Boots 3 жыл бұрын
The return of the egg wave guy was the highlight of my day
@ecapitatorbizarrium3856
@ecapitatorbizarrium3856 3 жыл бұрын
"The Little Fella" joke goes on whole different level
@OfficialTrillVille
@OfficialTrillVille 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣fr
@zacelz9130
@zacelz9130 3 жыл бұрын
I love how they manage a consistent release schedule while planning half a year in advance.
@The_Real_BruhSphere
@The_Real_BruhSphere 3 жыл бұрын
"constant"
@Blernster
@Blernster 3 жыл бұрын
@@The_Real_BruhSphere he didn't even say constant in that sentence jenius
@punpun666
@punpun666 2 жыл бұрын
"Leg"
@GraffitiPuppy
@GraffitiPuppy 2 жыл бұрын
@@Blernster "jenius"
@miniprd38
@miniprd38 3 жыл бұрын
13:04 Best "I got a teaser" ever 😂😂😂
@flaggboi
@flaggboi 3 жыл бұрын
Hey look at that cute little character, He's got sunglasses on!
@cinderstheace4094
@cinderstheace4094 3 жыл бұрын
There's a lil shella on it, he's got glasses on
@syklightning103
@syklightning103 3 жыл бұрын
Legit cracked up because I remember it from a previous episode 🤣
@laomd
@laomd 3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@deathcart4446
@deathcart4446 3 жыл бұрын
11:57
@JasoniBruh
@JasoniBruh 3 жыл бұрын
I love seeing remnants of past trauma in Max the second he hears a taser
@jmenhart9730
@jmenhart9730 3 жыл бұрын
Watching you smash the hamster while it laughed maniacally back at you made my day. It’s incredibly cathartic watching you two f*** around with dangerous toys like I always wanted to when I was a kid.
@RobinLundqvist
@RobinLundqvist 2 жыл бұрын
Chad just casually almost blinding himself and everyone in the same room as him with that laser
@da6d
@da6d 3 жыл бұрын
This shit’s so scuffed I’ve never laughed this hard at a cold ones episode, this shit took the fucking cake
@gelomelo44
@gelomelo44 3 жыл бұрын
"can i taze you, unironically?" "no."
@tnos6268
@tnos6268 3 жыл бұрын
"Okay, I'll let you taze me." What a legend
@marcelo.pastorelli
@marcelo.pastorelli 3 жыл бұрын
arigato
@finnfoley4409
@finnfoley4409 3 жыл бұрын
What i don't understand is how fuck did they get them through the country
@personstandingup
@personstandingup 3 жыл бұрын
15:20 actually scared the living sh it out of me
@ricky00x93
@ricky00x93 3 жыл бұрын
Fax
@BrookeKatherine.
@BrookeKatherine. 3 жыл бұрын
I jumped lmao
@Jess-TheMess
@Jess-TheMess 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@dyllabn
@dyllabn 3 жыл бұрын
same lol
@Anne-ot8gq
@Anne-ot8gq 3 жыл бұрын
Same it was like a jumpscare lol
@thegreatbanger
@thegreatbanger Жыл бұрын
7:21 did he... did he actually...😂
@thegreatbanger
@thegreatbanger Жыл бұрын
11:56
@IndianaNorthWestern
@IndianaNorthWestern 5 ай бұрын
9:11
@greypilgrim3281
@greypilgrim3281 3 жыл бұрын
Chad after smashing potion, “Just like in Minecraft! They shatter!”. Max, “I think they got that from real life first”. 😂
@sebasdt3447
@sebasdt3447 3 жыл бұрын
"Bring me a watermelon, or a child" Max with a katana, 2021.
@craigdaddy
@craigdaddy 3 жыл бұрын
I liked the part where they burned down the studio with Scott in it
@hcim1809
@hcim1809 3 жыл бұрын
this wont age well
@pauloricardo-wn6ps
@pauloricardo-wn6ps 3 жыл бұрын
thats next episode
@patrickmahoney3396
@patrickmahoney3396 3 жыл бұрын
We NEED a video of Max and Chad trying to make MOONSHINE!
@bobawithsweets
@bobawithsweets 3 жыл бұрын
The hamster laughing at them and them laughing back only to have it laugh back really got me for some reason 🤣
@jorich5145
@jorich5145 3 жыл бұрын
And max screaming in anger and smashing it to bits took me out 😂
@sirlorax9744
@sirlorax9744 3 жыл бұрын
max's ptsd from back when the gang had "fun" with tasers was too real in this one
@hazbaz5527
@hazbaz5527 3 жыл бұрын
Never wanted the Patreon video any quicker this is gonna be good
@MegaSupercrazymonkey
@MegaSupercrazymonkey 3 жыл бұрын
I just subbed to their patreon how long do the videos usually take to release with the KZbin ones?
@hazbaz5527
@hazbaz5527 3 жыл бұрын
@@MegaSupercrazymonkey hard to say atm ngl sometimes can they a while sometimes pretty quick they just had a new one go up today actually
@Evievaluv
@Evievaluv 3 жыл бұрын
Did he actually fuck the thing
@danielbrown3716
@danielbrown3716 3 жыл бұрын
@@Evievaluv what I want to know and did they use the tasers like fuck I wish they could post it on KZbin without getting demonetised and there channel deleted
@hazbaz5527
@hazbaz5527 3 жыл бұрын
@@danielbrown3716 I really hope he actually use the tasers on him that'll be so funny I can't wait to see they can't upload them on here tho
@someone_on_theinternet4260
@someone_on_theinternet4260 3 жыл бұрын
this year was a mess; i havent been able to go back home for 2 year and studying aboard all alone with 12 year exams coming up really close it been so stressful for me and just seeing u guy doing all those silly thing just made everything seem less overwhelming. thanks for lighten up my day guys.
@LogicBitch
@LogicBitch 3 жыл бұрын
Holy FUCK is your pfp a JOJO REFERENDCE??????? Arrive derci amiright????!! LOL!!!1!1!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 KONO DIO DA!!!1!1!!!11!! LMAOO ZA WALDO!!! This comment goes hard feel free to like and screenshot!
@jamishmcquo7590
@jamishmcquo7590 3 жыл бұрын
-grabs sword "give me a watermelon, or a child" "Chad, put your hand here"
@rustyshackleford6018
@rustyshackleford6018 3 жыл бұрын
Sundays really are the best. This is perfect for my hangover.
@joedumas1047
@joedumas1047 3 жыл бұрын
glad i'm not the only one lmao
@grey1604
@grey1604 3 жыл бұрын
Cheers to that one
@Memu_
@Memu_ 3 жыл бұрын
I now need to see fanart of steampunk Chad laughing while holding a tazer.
@spicewitch9115
@spicewitch9115 3 жыл бұрын
thought the exact same thing
@stewale
@stewale 3 жыл бұрын
15:22 This actually got me laughing hard
@debutsu613
@debutsu613 3 жыл бұрын
6:26 “The sound of light…” Max’s little asides to stupid things Chad says are what I live for.
@Pokepoketpoke
@Pokepoketpoke 3 жыл бұрын
??????????
@sinistrality7883
@sinistrality7883 3 жыл бұрын
Chad Huge Brain
@alexyoung7384
@alexyoung7384 3 жыл бұрын
Dude I’m having a really shitty day and I literally said to myself as I opened KZbin “please be a new cold ones video” and low and behold 27 seconds ago my day got better
@FelixSR
@FelixSR 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, cold ones can really brighten up your day. Always a guaranteed laugh!
@diskeyes
@diskeyes 3 жыл бұрын
Hope things turn around for you homie.
@hassanrehman9357
@hassanrehman9357 3 жыл бұрын
“we’ve inhaled worse” -max 2021 very true
@DustD.Reaper
@DustD.Reaper 3 жыл бұрын
*Vietnam flashbacks to the cursed boys*
@Merllemon
@Merllemon 3 жыл бұрын
BlackMold is probably Max's worst
@Merllemon
@Merllemon 3 жыл бұрын
BlackMold is probably Max's worst
@GmoneyJR503
@GmoneyJR503 3 жыл бұрын
I read this comment as he said it
@kodiiijames676
@kodiiijames676 3 жыл бұрын
@@Merllemon deadset.. 😅
@user-fe8gx3ie5v
@user-fe8gx3ie5v 3 жыл бұрын
11:24 Chad literally tried to stun Max and now he acts concerned, LOL.
@DrMetroid1
@DrMetroid1 3 жыл бұрын
"Smells like crushed nuts" That could legit be cyanide
@doyoulikejazz9516
@doyoulikejazz9516 3 жыл бұрын
I mean...not many people know the smell of bitter almonds.
@Konnkord
@Konnkord 3 жыл бұрын
I thought they meant cashew nuts.
@kimorayn1733
@kimorayn1733 3 жыл бұрын
finally,
@thatoneguyfizz6315
@thatoneguyfizz6315 3 жыл бұрын
12:00 He brought it back and I'm all for it. I love that fucking little character
@McGowanForge
@McGowanForge 3 жыл бұрын
16:37 "I hate this reoccurring meme" Yet a few episodes ago he kept saying "Oy, look at his little character" Oh how the turn tables
@jeremyvanhorn2645
@jeremyvanhorn2645 3 жыл бұрын
7:32 “…what tasks are you doing?” He’s social distancing
@senchoumimikyu
@senchoumimikyu 3 жыл бұрын
Considering what max went through during the filthyfrank days, he really is scared of anything that might hurt
@safourgardpa5459
@safourgardpa5459 3 жыл бұрын
PTSD for sure
@bloxyjola6040
@bloxyjola6040 3 жыл бұрын
16:30 chad legitimately looks, sounds, and acts like some crazed mad scientist here
@kavik6722
@kavik6722 3 жыл бұрын
Chad looking at Max at 8:56 is funny but then knowing its a taser makes it hilarious
@imogen5141
@imogen5141 2 жыл бұрын
13:07 I love Max's reaction to the taser soooo much
@Sm0k3turt
@Sm0k3turt 3 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate the Toy Story 3 gameplay in the TV in the background. Really helps me feel safe watching this video.
@Jekkin
@Jekkin 3 жыл бұрын
Chad: "You could start housefires with that shit" Also Chad: *lights spilled everclear on the table on fire*
@nathan-qcueparsons268
@nathan-qcueparsons268 3 жыл бұрын
This patreon feels more like an OnlyFans at this point...
@MeeksReeks
@MeeksReeks 3 жыл бұрын
Ngl, that advert went too hard for my shy heart. 👁👄👁 I mean, the majority of us know what we signed up for yeah, but oof. 😳🤣
@chatman4998
@chatman4998 3 жыл бұрын
Somebody let me get they login pls
@Aorpheat
@Aorpheat 3 жыл бұрын
@@MeeksReeks What, does he *actually* fuck the stuff?
@danielcontreras277
@danielcontreras277 3 жыл бұрын
@@Aorpheat nobody knows because they have not uploaded the full episode on patreon :(
@Jsipki265
@Jsipki265 3 жыл бұрын
@@Aorpheat I mean it’s Chad
@JustMamba
@JustMamba 2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a rated r version of good mythical morning lol
@rumfixesitall7077
@rumfixesitall7077 3 жыл бұрын
15:10 "get me a watermelon.. or a child " spoken like a true samurai XD
@McR3VOLUTI0N
@McR3VOLUTI0N 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard, that laughing hamster bit was hysterical
@JohnCarcer
@JohnCarcer 3 жыл бұрын
FINALLY CHINESE HAMSTER
@koilamaoh4238
@koilamaoh4238 3 жыл бұрын
I have to order those cute little chinese hamsters..
@theophanyy5698
@theophanyy5698 3 жыл бұрын
“it’s rigid and it’s gonna take off a body part” “Put it on” “Ok” What a duo.
@cloxdyweathrr4019
@cloxdyweathrr4019 3 жыл бұрын
max: I could crush this with my hand chad: before you crush it- max: **crushes it anyway**
@AfferbeckBeats
@AfferbeckBeats 3 жыл бұрын
I guess Australian customs just gave up this past year huh, they're like 'just focus on the plant and animal matter, let all the murder lasers through'
@Hallonyancat
@Hallonyancat 3 жыл бұрын
Actually with covid there's less mail so let's see what happens to these clowns
@OfficialCharles
@OfficialCharles 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hallonyancat Doesn't help the fact that they're incompetent.
@donnadanielsen9411
@donnadanielsen9411 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha that’s funny
@vdb000
@vdb000 Жыл бұрын
My sun flower seeds were seized but the bear maze I ordered came without a hustle 😂
@Fae_the_faerie
@Fae_the_faerie 3 жыл бұрын
"we didn't show a lot of things because they were illegal" tasers and high powered lasers are DEFINITELY illegal, I'm curious what could've been worse 😂
@FatesxofxthexDead
@FatesxofxthexDead 3 жыл бұрын
Tasers and lasers aren't illegal
@JackNormalMemes
@JackNormalMemes 3 жыл бұрын
@@FatesxofxthexDead Tasers and Laser pens over a certain wattage are definitely illegal in Australia. Not everywhere is America.
@FatesxofxthexDead
@FatesxofxthexDead 3 жыл бұрын
@@JackNormalMemes Bold of you to assume I'm from America, makes you just seem pretentious. Anyways, most countries are like that with wattages anyways including America, but the world's most powerful flashlight is still legal in nearly every part of the world and it is capable of starting fires, even the laser portrayed was starting miniature fires.
@JackNormalMemes
@JackNormalMemes 3 жыл бұрын
@@FatesxofxthexDead Yeah and blue diodes are illegal, as well as tasers. In Australia. You were incorrect. Also I dont think you know what pretentious means.
@RedactedRyanTV
@RedactedRyanTV 2 жыл бұрын
@@FatesxofxthexDead Electronic pain compliance devices (tasers) are prohibited weapons in Australia without an RW license. Laser pointer that are >1mw are also illegal to buy/possess without a certificate.
@bradShank
@bradShank 3 жыл бұрын
"Isn't this poisonous to ingest?" "we've done worse.." *next shot*
@grey_shady99
@grey_shady99 3 жыл бұрын
I kinda get the feeling that max doesn't appreciate the mess chad makes everytime he opens a box
@Supersmellerdude
@Supersmellerdude 3 жыл бұрын
17:10 something about seeing max stab that cutout seems so surreal
@BallMaster97
@BallMaster97 3 жыл бұрын
He could have driven the blade right through his hand also💀
@CreppyGamer
@CreppyGamer 3 жыл бұрын
Max: Look at this little egg character. Chad: Look at this fucking tazer!
@plasmaglobe2850
@plasmaglobe2850 3 жыл бұрын
8:03 - 8:12 Just listen to the music. I love how it just perfectly ends when the car gets sprayed by the extinguisher
@Jd19808
@Jd19808 2 жыл бұрын
Whoever edits their videos is a genius 😭 shout outs to you lmaoo one of the best channels
@peterkiernan8375
@peterkiernan8375 3 жыл бұрын
Give prezoh a raise you know it’s good editing when i was actually scared max chopped chad’s hand off
@mrhumanman
@mrhumanman 3 жыл бұрын
"Does it travel at the sound of light?" I love how when Chad says something stupid, Max just repeats it as if he's trying to comprehend how Chad's brain still functions.
@RAREINTERACTION
@RAREINTERACTION 3 жыл бұрын
“shoot me with a gun” that gave me flashbacks when that girl shot her boyfriend because they thought books were resistant to bullets.
@H-G-G
@H-G-G 3 жыл бұрын
Same lmao ☠️
@marcoa.2912
@marcoa.2912 3 жыл бұрын
I still feel really bad about their baby daughter. She'll have to grow without parents now.
@matokastee
@matokastee 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t remember I knew about this
@gaysfortrump2024
@gaysfortrump2024 3 жыл бұрын
@@marcoa.2912 probably for the best. her odds of survival couldn't be too good with those two.
@mjcaoagas68
@mjcaoagas68 3 жыл бұрын
That hamster bit was the funniest thing I've seen in so long LMAO
@digitalprism4213
@digitalprism4213 3 жыл бұрын
14:01 I honestly watched this like 20 times.
@jesses9540
@jesses9540 3 жыл бұрын
Chad has 500 ping irl
@toastyboi6371
@toastyboi6371 Жыл бұрын
​@@jesses9540his brain has 500 ping
@danmakes2497
@danmakes2497 3 жыл бұрын
Scott being the responsible one once again and preventing Max and Chad from burning down the studio and blinding themselves.
@tyler3876
@tyler3876 3 жыл бұрын
i feel like you two are a carnival that comes into my town every month, with a new main attraction that could potentially kill us all
@clurxed
@clurxed 3 жыл бұрын
Watching these videos take the pain away
@mctoasterlovin
@mctoasterlovin 3 жыл бұрын
Chad having Steampunk items on and laughing like a psychopath with a taser almost makes him like a video game boss that went insane.
@Fredey2039
@Fredey2039 3 жыл бұрын
These guys could easily be the two homeless men living outside of my apartment and I couldn’t tell the difference.
@goldensloth7
@goldensloth7 3 жыл бұрын
but with MUCH prettier hair. i assume.
@jmanitowabi
@jmanitowabi 3 жыл бұрын
I could buy everything in the video with the amount of times I’ve seen this comment on their videos
@roachdoggjr419
@roachdoggjr419 3 жыл бұрын
@@goldensloth7 the hobos or max and chad
@goldensloth7
@goldensloth7 3 жыл бұрын
@@roachdoggjr419 not sure til I see pics
@thebleachbartender1312
@thebleachbartender1312 3 жыл бұрын
15:06 Max wielding a sword with a fedora. Truly embracing his weaboo side.
@kimorayn1733
@kimorayn1733 3 жыл бұрын
"stop, im redditing, mate"
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