These Google Reviews Are HILARIOUSLY BAD

[@cat21860]

“You passed away 2 years ago Phil.” Sounds like the 2nd sentence in a 2 sentence horror story.

[@mariams3879]

Ong

[@KingSolstice621]

"The Water Tastes Like Meat" sounds like the title to a Creepy Pasta

[@HerrTex]

That bit about the lion was over a controversy of a dentist poaching a lion The internet got mad so they review bombed his business

[@samuraitanner]

Thank you for sharing this with me! That makes a lot of sense!

[@awesomepossum4375]

I like to clarify a little bit more, the lion that apparently got shot and killed was from a nature preserve where they conservate animals including lions, I can understand why people were mad since what he did was poaching illegally in a nature preserve and I believe he was only given a slap on the wrist(don't quote me on this though, I haven't read the story in a while).

[@SearchableUsername]

why hasnt the algorithm picked up this guy yet

[@Andy-xn9zn]

it just did

[@cjgent]

it did but the up and down kills me

[@samuraitanner]

We definitely going up in this KZbin world! Slowly but surely! I love doing this more then anything and I ain’t stopping for the world!

[@Maxximum1488]

@@samuraitanneryou’re two sentence horror got recommended to me

[@TyrannosaurusRex..]

@@samuraitannerI love your two sentence horror videos, lmao.

[@BaughbeSauce]

The "never been there" review is one I've left before myself. Sometimes you get pestered to review a place by either Google or the business itself (like me with the Hilton Hotel) because you may have looked at a quote for it or even been to a business NEAR it. Out of annoyance, I, too, have left such reviews of STOP BUGGING ME, I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE.

[@samuraitanner]

That’s valid!

[@averageminecraftenjoyer9419]

Damn i thought yalls were out for blood or smth

[@cyankoopa8111]

I'm genuinely shocked that this doesn't have more views! It's so well edited and you have such a strong personality, not to mention how cozy it all feels. Good job!

[@samuraitanner]

Thank you so much! Means the world to me!

[@ЛеонидБарм]

Your channel is the hidden gem of youtube

[@samuraitanner]

Thank you! That means so much to me!!

[@ArrowConductor]

Ah yes, Phil decided to resurrect to leave a 1 star google review, must be a bad company if someone Jesuss to leave a bad review

[@dylanger1015]

5:35 for context cecil was a lion lured out of their protected land (they were being studied) and shot by dentist Walter Palmer (presumably who is being criticized here)

[@AskingTheRealQuestions]

People need to be as open minded as Dan the man when it comes to getting assaulted during your meal

[@BinglesP]

As someone whose last name is “Praise”, I personally find these reviews(praising or not) fantasting. I give it Phil/5 stars, and specifically the kind of Phil that _didn’t_ pass away 2 years ago.

[@zemufinman1639]

My knees hurt just watching you 😂

[@DeathRusherYT]

No way you have only 1k subs with such a great video! I recently discovered your channel by your TwoSentence horror video and I'm loving your channel since. You make amazing videos!!!

[@samuraitanner]

Thank you so much!! That means the absolute world to me!!

[@SmallStormFinatic]

dude how does this not have 500k views. the quality is so good! the only downside is my laughing woke up my family :/

[@samuraitanner]

Thank you so much for your kind words! It means the world to me!!

[@theforge129]

just popped in to say that this video was very good. you have earned yourself a new subscriber. i can't wait for you to inevitably take off once the algorithm does its job

[@theforge129]

just realized this sounds very passive aggressive due to the proper punctuation but complete lack of capitalization. i wasn't being passive aggressive, it's just that phones suck to type on.

[@samuraitanner]

Thank you! We are on the rise!!

[@defenestr8now]

oh this video SLAPPED. might i say it was… hypnotically caucasian

[@DotKom01]

This guy feels like what Mr Beast would have been if he kept doing his old style of content

[@judejenkins2771]

Your underrated

[@EwizaBananas]

True

[@BinglesP]

W-What about his underrated?!

[@samuraitanner]

Thank :)

[@bohemiancassidy]

I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile! I’m glad KZbin recommended it to me so I could instantly subscribe! 👏🏻

[@cloudypine3683]

underated af remember to like and subscribe yall

[@samuraitanner]

Thank you :)

[@Moonlit-Sorrow]

Just discovered your channel and I’ve subscribed! You’re very fun, I love how gently you speak, and people may complain but I think your bouncing is kind of charming hahaha

[@samuraitanner]

Thank you! That means a lot to me :)

[@molntuss7113]

Smart of this guy to combine youtubing and squat training. Time efficient. 👍

[@samuraitanner]

We’re all about efficiency on this channel!

[@lincolnheath1782]

I wasnt going to subcribe. That is until i remembered how authentically Caucasian this video was.

[@masterboa6321]

the water tastes like meat.

[@Ifortgor]

You look and sound like Mr.Beast if he were a samurai and named Tanner.

[@samuraitanner]

This gotta be one my favorite comments I’ve gotten

[@p1tkat]

i like how you are bouncing while talking

[@Mothalas]

woah

[@crab_peak_evelution]

i been watching this mofo for a while and he replys or hearts most of the comments reads them and i respect that good lick in your adventure and dont forget you all are gona be crqbs

[@samuraitanner]

Thank you so much!! I will not forget the crab prophecy you foretell!

[@the_lego_dot]

Im a lego dot

[@samuraitanner]

Hello lego dot!

[@fishinside]

:)