Google Reviews does Schools 💀

[@D415Y-x0]

Matt, please do a whole video on different tweets from UwU girls just all in the Jason Statham voice, that would be wicked

[@Matt_Rose]

Pinning this to see if this is an idea which also captures others' interest. Doing Statham kills my throat, so to speak, but I can certainly see how a full video might be intriguing.

[@Shredzy715]

yeah guess it would be funny

[@Shrek_Has_Covid19]

🥵

[@IamaPERSON]

Idk who Jason Statham is, but sure.

[@The_Sleepiest_Socialist]

@@Matt_Rose dew it!

[@roygribbleston619]

Funny thing is I looked up my old school's reviews just earlier today. The top review? A local guide's statement that "the building looks depressing... but the kindergarden nearby seems like a glimmer of hope".

[@g3design637]

I swear, schools are *built* to be stressful and depressing.

[@ProfessionalBugLover]

@@g3design637 lmao

[@Pommmmm]

@@g3design637 Some schools are literally remodeled from prisons.

[@SkyHighSkylar]

@@Pommmmm *cough* new Pokémon game *cough*

[@krystal1722]

Haha, relateable: my jr high looked like an asylum, then they built two elementary schools that were colorful (one was purple!) and it just made it that much more depressing.

[@iClone101]

At one point, my high school's robotics team somehow convinced Google that they were located in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Our school was still in its usual place, just the robotics team that became a landless island.

[@flowerducky276]

😭

[@sallyjune4109]

That is epic!

[@i_never_had_a_burger]

You have a robotics team in high school? sounds so cool!! I would've loved to be part of one when I was in high school.

[@Post_Stall_Maneuver]

as an ocean, can confirm your robotics team was creating their robots on a sailboat several thousand miles from land

[@error_tryagain_4049]

@@Post_Stall_Maneuver As a nearby H2O molecule, I can also confirm

[@ItsCaduceus]

My school had a Wikipedia page that got edited and stayed edited for a long time. It stated that the teachers locked students in cages in the basement, among many other things. It was great.

[@Gracewillwood2837]

Teachers.... WHAT-

[@SoThisIsMyCat]

*** amongst many other things ***

[@TheOddLia]

My school got its IP blocked from Wikipedia for vandalism. According to its user contributions, someone was drafting an article about the school but they never published it so it was deleted. I really want to know what it said…

[@stuffenjoyer6677]

Bruh

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

​@@TheOddLiaI unironically got my old school multiple temporary bans from German Wikipedia for making up a fake town in Germany called "Scheißhausen" and creating fake history around it. Also replaced Trump with Shrek.

[@tsrkfn]

My school had a bunch of kids angry at them in the reviews during quarantine, so much so they had to make an announcement school for them to stop spreading misinformation about the school

[@AustinTheWeenieTickler]

LMFAOOO same thing happened on the google reviews for my school… someone got norovirus from a chicken and the entire school lost it 😭 Edit: oops i started an argument lol

[@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop]

Must be from the crazy batshit load of HWs with inhumanely small span of deadline. Been there done that and glad it happened when i was a semester away from graduation

[@familyk9443]

@@AustinTheWeenieTickler norovirus.

[@tediumluvs]

@@familyk9443 yea? It’s like food poisoning…

[@familyk9443]

@@tediumluvs LOL i thought it was a misspelling from corona virus

[@jimmydesouza4375]

The high school I went to recently banned a girl from the senior prom because she had been absent too much. The reason why she was absent? She was dying from brain cancer (that she miraculously recovered from in the end). Most of the reviews are people angry about that.

[@RemHayden1806]

Excuse me, WHAT???

[@anguslazy]

whatthefuck

[@titanium4082]

Man I'm so proud of those reviews

[@boombadoomba14]

That's just shitty. Fuck schools.

[@danielcarneiro5483]

wtf

[@lillithb1661]

At my high school a toilet seat went missing from one of the bathrooms. The teachers blamed us for it and lectured us several times. During assembly the prefects made a parody video of those anti-piracy ads beginning with ‘you wouldn’t steal a toilet seat’ It turned out to be the custodians

[@Blue-Maned_Hawk]

The custodians were a toilet seat?

[@germanelkapo1]

@@Blue-Maned_Hawk custodians is slang for seat kleptomaniacs

[@stuffenjoyer6677]

This is why TikTok trends need to be removed from our society.

[@raptalos9412]

The poorly spelled reviews being about schools just kinda make sense

[@IamaPERSON]

“And again, it just works.”

[@IamaPERSON]

@𝙀𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙁𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙩 if you make worse content, keep your comments up.

[@genericname2747]

@𝙀𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙁𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙩 peepee poopoo

[@Todija]

@𝙀𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙁𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙩 I reported at least 3 of your comments by now

[@airbagfryer]

I remember someone reviewed my middle school and called it “hell.” It was five stars.

[@Apileofcheese]

@Tinder in real life 🅥 Get out of here Biatch

[@malli122]

@Tinder in real life 🅥 full vid of what? Your balls dropping?

[@Insanebehaviordude]

Must've been from a demon, they probably felt at home. 5 stars.

[@Spongyboi897]

@@Insanebehaviordude Or from a teacher who loves to see students suffer.

[@ChromaDistortion]

now i wonder how many sadists exists

[@moupipics]

Guys I am Chinese, and 3:13 is the typical result of banging whatever bodyparts on your keyboard

[@f1rstaidmusic667]

canadian here. it was hands i believe

[@сумраклол]

scottish person here. i eat doorframes.

[@moupipics]

@@сумраклол sounds delicious

[@сумраклол]

@@moupipics yes

[@zachgreenninja3885]

This video really shows how schools can give people lots of stories to tell.

[@carrotzone27]

my old school it was a hood kids were stealing money of each other and all these weird azz deals were going on

[@zachgreenninja3885]

@@carrotzone27 it’s a bot/spam comment

[@carrotzone27]

@@zachgreenninja3885 bozos trying to spread his content but it's not even interesting

[@zachgreenninja3885]

@@carrotzone27 I know. It’s not at all interesting

[@riverstyx7251]

My school was full of anarchy and authoritarianism at the same time. If that doesn’t make sense, exactly. If that still doesn’t make sense, imagine that an average day at your school is walking in to hear the news that someone drew a 12 foot long and 5ft wide dick on the courtyard, which also happened to be a major connecting hallway in the school. So the faculty announces that area is closed for the next few days, no they won’t be allowing students extra time to get to class even though they just doubled our commute time between classes over a dick pic, and they will be holding the entire freshman class responsible for this misdeed until they find out who did it. Which of course causes even more rebellion because they just angered _the_ most hormonal class in school. High school made me more tired than college ever did.

[@monoxxides]

one of the reviews on my school is literally "somehow i smell like cheeseeeeee?" and another is "the guac here tastes like algae... oh wait." i think pissed-off students write the best reviews.

[@AustinTheWeenieTickler]

LMFAOOO 💀

[@carrotzone27]

one review wants my school demolished

[@jonathanielpringlemaniii]

one of my school's reviews: (1 star) "euqenz poopoo hed"

[@Snow_Skitter]

They’re the “I smell like beef” kid grown up.

[@mystic_topaz6783]

They do. They know everything about the school,so they always know enough to absolutely cremate it.

[@aetherealbeing690]

A kid I knew in 7th grade once wrote a review on our middle school, which was genuinely a terrible school. He wrote, “This school sucks.” The internet security system at my school was so bad, that multiple kids had hacked the school website, but my favorite time was when another kid I knew convinced Google he was the owner of our middle school, and responded to the first kid’s review with, “We know where you live, Jacob.” (Fake name, of course). The memory of these events brings me so much joy.

[@chiroptera626]

We had a motivational speaker come to our school. He was trying to hype us all up. He said "Hey now let me hear ya! Isn't this the best middle school ever?!" Entire auditorium, 6-8 grade, in unison: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" He had us redo it twice because we kept saying no.

[@StromcloudStrawberry]

The 6-8 graders should get a gold star

[@stuffenjoyer6677]

I swear, kids are getting more aware than we think.

[@SlicerJackie]

Same thing happened at a middle school I went to. Most of the teachers were disappointed in us, except for one who encouraged it.

[@therealrexgreen]

One of our rival schools is brand new and its colors are blue, yellow, and gray. The students left a TON of IKEA-themed reviews talking about Swedish meatballs and the lack of furniture. Sadly, the reviews all got taken down and now you can’t even leave a review on the school

[@nohintshere]

that is absolutely legendary

[@frenchempire9471]

Sue the place for censorship of opinions or something related, I don't know the charge

[@AnsophOfficial]

@@frenchempire9471 uhm law and justice for blocking misinformation!!!

[@themyofmy]

@@AnsophOfficial misinformation implies they were lying

[@ProfessionalBugLover]

where is this school i wanna visit

[@FishVirus]

There was literally a 1 star review for my school that simply stated: TOO MUCH GLASS

[@mindlesssimulation]

My favourite review for my school is "Really good at dealing with gender differences, as a Aquamanian I have certain conditions that must be met and this school caters for me perfectly. Me and fellow pupils - all except Jeff - made me feel at home. We all had devious hands, and explored the schools dark and moist areas. My only gripe, is I went swimming for five minutes then I realised there wasn't any water, I was swimming in baked beans and chlorine. The 3Pi/10 recommend"

[@elliotwilson2763]

This had me laughing so much 😂

[@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop]

What did Jeff do to deserve this

[@raiden8929]

@@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop cmon man. You know.

[@memesandgaming8777]

Baked BEANS and chlorine 😆💀

[@WarriorLionstripe]

@@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop Oh, hi Jeff!

[@truespiderlover]

When I was becoming a freshman in highschool, I looked up my highschool and looked at their reviews and now, looking back, they deleted a review about a girl getting pushed down the stairs!

[@pyrobeast_jack]

OH.

[@I-forgot-how-to-draw.]

Shit.

[@youssefbencheikh8637]

That's brutal

[@familyk9443]

Write it again and explain that the school deleted it in a new review.

[@ch03rry440]

the exclamation mark makes it sound like you’re delighted about thegirl getting pushed down the stairs 💀

[@popculturemike3054]

I one time left a (partially) joking review for my high school. It went as follows: “This school taught me a lot. Like, for example, the fact that you can charge thousands of dollars per student, commit millions of dollars of tax fraud every year, never spend money on important fixes, and somehow still end up $6 million in debt.”

[@stuffenjoyer6677]

What parts were jokes?

[@ratmcravioli]

the best thing about the google reviews of my school was not the reviews but the fact that someone managed to get it classified as a prison. also, quite a few of the reviews used to be about how it's a concentration camp (they got deleted), and my friends and i edited the wikipedia page to make the school seem like some type of prison that worships our principal, and we eventually got the school ip banned from editing on wikipedia for awhile

[@o.sunsfamily]

Our son's school used to be an Italian restaurant on Google. They had quite a few interesting reviews with food pictures, complaints about the waiters smoking and greasy food,... If I had not been aware it was a school, I might have believed it were a restaurant run by the Italian mafia.

[@comfortablyintherain]

@@o.sunsfamily LMAOO

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

@@o.sunsfamily 😂🤣😂🤣

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

That is hilarious!🤣

[@Oldundead9491]

That's the beginning of a revolution

[@justaperson4656]

"DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE PEOPLE! all the kids are little scumbags. They bullied cousin and made her leave. The rats from the toilet chased and bit her and called her names. When she told the teachers they said 'don't be silly' the teachers are useless DO NOT STEP FOOT IN THIS PLACE MATE" - 1 star review, rats here is used as an insult for the kids that bit their cousin "Banterous school although there are alot of paper shreks and they fell into my bag and my parents were not happy because I was framed as the shrek man absolutely terrifying" - 2 stars, can confirm the shrek man was a running joke "Rats juumping out the toilets head teacher runs around smashing up tables and miss page nocked down the art block last week" - 1 star, this one is literal, there were dead rats found in the vents of the girls toilets when it was torn down All legit reviews from the school I used to go to Edit: clearing up the rats discourse

[@eneco3965]

The rats called her names?

[@Djevepwvelsvwdbke]

Well are they real?

[@chainsawguyyy]

this is the funniest comment i saw here yet i choked on my water

[@Svoroda]

The shrek man lol.

[@justaperson4656]

@@eneco3965 rats is a British insult, the lady was calling the kids who bit her cousin rats

[@Perfect.unsymmetry]

Fun fact, when I was in school I too brought a toaster to school. I made toast during history, watching the toast cook was more interesting tbh

[@tetra8157]

3:02 as a person who can read Chinese, I can’t really blame the translation because chances are, the person just acivated a Chinese keyboard and spammed the suggestions. It’s quite literally gibberish

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

so basically it's equivelant to "the same as the other one I have to do it for you to do it for me to get a new one for me and you are a bit of an argument with me to do a few things to me and I will be in the office" or whatever other nonsense autopredict can spit out

[@kindauncool]

I figured

[@worlds_worst_tf2_player]

@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa today i went to the school and the and the and the because today i went to the school since the president Barack Obama had drove a Ford Fiesta in the street.

[@AmbiambiSinistrous]

Yeah, I was surprised because Google usually translates Chinese pretty well (relative to other translation services ahem FACEBOOK), but when I looked closer at the original I was like "hunh, actually this checks out".

[@wildman510]

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[@stargazer31]

I once heard that in the first lockdown in 2020, some Chinese students had to do work through an app, so they spammed it with 1-star reviews until it got taken off the app store

[@Weeaboogod_]

That did indeed happen

[@elora512]

Stellar teamwork

[@fatasscatcandy]

Same where I'm from, most of us used Google Classroom. Judging by the grammar most reviews were from middle/elementary school kids and they are hilarious 😂

[@seanhartnett79]

Lol

[@thighmeat6034]

@@fatasscatcandy damn which brings the question, maybe matt could read some app store (especially gov/school apps) reviews

[@thechaosbringer858]

On my last day of HS the school made all the seniors fill out a thirty question survey. Questions like, did your teachers ever care if you wandered into class visibly upset? I filled mine out at the beginning of the day on the school issued IPAD. At lunch, I turned in said IPAD, and made my way to the gym to pick up my senior items (graduation tickets and such). I stood in like for THIRTY MINUTES. At one point, my CO from JROTC actually cut in front of me with his friends. When I finally got to the front, the teacher at the desk requested proof that I'd completed the survey. I told her that I'd done it on my IPAD. She then told me to get out of line, and fill out the survey again on my phone. Words can not describe the pure fury that went through my mind at that moment. I stepped out of line to fill it out, and of course the school wifi is too weak to open the website. And theres no cell service in the main building, because the whole place was like a giant faraday cage. So, I had to walk to the parking lot, before finally getting enough signal to open the survey. I didnt even answer any of the questions. I just wrote a single swear word on every single question and submitted it. Then I had to go back in and stand in line for another twenty minutes before finally receiving the tickets for my own graduation.

[@stuffenjoyer6677]

I take it you were really happy to leave this school?

[@thechaosbringer858]

@@stuffenjoyer6677 That's an understatement.

[@stuffenjoyer6677]

@@thechaosbringer858 How bad was the school?

[@panickednoodle]

My school was pretty close to a burrito stand and you could easily go and get one during breaks and still be back on time. After the age of (I believe) 16, parents could sign a document declaring that their child could leave school premises if they so choose and that the school would not be responsible for them during that time. Basically you can’t sue the school of the kid gets hurt. Seems like a pretty good deal right? Well, the school (more accurately the new principal) didn’t like that. So one day our teacher comes in and announces super proudly that we are getting a fence around the entire school to ‘keep out the vandals‘. There were never any vandals. We all knew this was about the burritos, but that wasn’t why the entire school went on immediate strike and teachers had to hide from pissed students. See, every year we get a theoretical walk through of what to do in case of a shooting and seeing as our school just happens to be right next to a fairly thick patch of forest, most students are advised to run in there and hide until the police find us. Which would be pretty hard if there suddenly was a two meter fence in the way! And not only would we loose precious time scaling the damn thing and be sitting ducks for an active shooter, if they were easy enough for all of us to scale in such a scenario, it would do fuck all to keep out ‘vandals‘. This was over burritos. *TL;DR: principal would rather block off our escape route for school shootings, than letting us have burritos* Edit: This didn’t happen in the USA, not sure if that makes it better or worse

[@wildman510]

Yeah that sounds about right

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

I think our government should go back to attempting to run itself properly before it tries to teach and raise children again.

[@francislee817]

My school was near some take-out places and kids always went there during lunch as the food in school sucks (I once got food poisoning) and a year or two before I joined they added fences around so you couldn't. some kid in my year dug a whole under one and managed to sneak out during lunch though. Schools are literal prisons

[@Jhud69]

Here in Poland it's a default that you can leave premises whenever you want and most people go to nearby restaurants during lunch break because sometimes schools don't even offer school lunches (and when they do nobody wants them, despite it being quite decent food).

[@panickednoodle]

@@francislee817 That indeed sounds like a literal prison. Props to that one kid tho!

[@tylerray1368]

I love how the kid who was forbidden food all day gave the school a 2 star review. "Hey, they didn't throw me in the alligator cage! Could be worse!"

[@steIIaIaIa]

the substitutes at our school are actually crazy. we have an elderly man sub who should frankly be in jail. he takes naps in class, plays candy crush on his ipad, has been rumored to call his wife once about a pizza, and the unsettling part- he’s been reported by many, MANY students to be seen watching p**n or childp**n on his ipad in class. he was fired, but then rehired because our school is so short staffed. once, the detention teacher was watching over my art class while our teacher was busy. she yelled at one kid because she thought he was facetiming another student, or sending selfies on snapchat. in reality he was using his phone camera as a mirror for our self portrait assignment. it should be noted he is a shy, nerdy fellow who isn’t allowed to have snapchat. the detention teacher is a clown. yet another time, we had a older woman subbing for our english class. she was on the phone with someone in class, and two kids in the front were whispering to each other. one was a girl, the other was her friend (a guy who happened to have longer hair.) the subtitute on the phone snapped “quiet girls!” to them. the guy- who is also my friend- was offended. when the sub got off the phone she knew he was offended, and said “i’m sorry girls, i shouldn’t have snapped.” the guy said “it’s fine… but i’m a boy.” our entire class erupted in laughter.

[@sberky98]

school sunglassesshsjhs

[@Munchi3moo]

The last one 😭 My guy friend hangs out w me and my female friends and everyone just says “girls” when we get into any sort of trouble 😭 he’s offended but they don’t care 😭😭👏

[@SuperanonymousUhhuh-pc1li]

Is nobody’ going to talk about the CP in the first one wtaf 💀

[@TheEverythingSpiral]

This sounds like a police lineup of suspects

[@stuffenjoyer6677]

The teachers at that school are something else.

[@riverthecrybaby9448]

Inspired me to look at the reviews of my school. This is the first thing I saw. “My bus driver drove away without me, even though I ran up to the door and made eye contact. This happened in 2004, and I still to this day will not get a ride from anyone because of my intense fear of being stranded in a miserable place that I can't escape. It effected me so much that I was unable to finish out my highschool diploma. I no longer wait for busses, because they didn't wait for me. Now I weave cautiously between children and ignore the flashing stop sign, because I was ignored too. That miserable bus driver lady ruined my trust in the educational system. I can still see her cold stare from those evil, dead, eyes. I won't send my kids to this school and I won't even drive near it because of that bus driver in 2004.”

[@familyk9443]

That was a huge butterfly effect. Not a good one.

[@mystic_topaz6783]

Busaphobia

[@keleee]

holy shit

[@wob1918]

wow

[@evenhellrejectedme2598]

I can't stop laughing after reading this 😂

[@Redblock]

One time in Year 8, my friends claimed ownership of our school on Google Maps and proceeded to change the school to a *[Insert American hobby here]* shop, and uploaded random photos of teachers onto the place. They even went as far to reply to a review saying: *We agree the food here is poor - our tuna comes from Australia, that's why it's rank* (Though we're from London). Another school that I went to for a trip had a review simply called: *Big Chungus comes here* . Needless to say, this was the funniest things I've ever seen, and caused a trend to mass-review every school in the area. The school reported the incident to Google, though they did nothing about it

[@familyk9443]

Honestly hilarious and absolutely genius.

[@christinejorgens6577]

This is one time that Google doesn’t care about it at all!

[@toomanyinterests]

My school was described as a meme school on the Google knowledge panel for a while.

[@RedUzi29]

"What school did you go to?" "i went to [American hobby] shop"

[@TraveledBolt]

lmao

[@mcflurryfrostie]

"all hail anime jesus" "THAT'S IT, 10 DAYS OF DETENTION FOR YOU"

[@felixhatton7334]

Someone at my old school told everyone that if everyone rated the school as one star it would be shut down. About quarter of the school tried it and all that we got was an angry assembly about it

[@personwitharat9039]

I think they should do it again

[@WorldWalker128]

Clearly, not enough people did it.

[@Vichu.]

atleast that angry response was worth it

[@Epicboy099]

W students

[@eMallard]

For the last 13 years my school has complained on Google about how the chef spat in our creme brûlée. Completely random but it drove the school insane

[@eMallard]

They tried to take down the reviews but we kept on adding more, it’s become something that everyone just does.

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

...Your school got Crème brûlée..? Lucky, my elementary school was involved in a Salmonella scandal...

[@eMallard]

@@Amy_the_Lizard we don’t, we had absolutely no reason to say that

[@hamelin4088]

My school was a private Catholic school that was part of a whole other Catholic school, ten minutes from it. We always had some rivalry between my school who was basically the « second one » and the other and bigger school who was the original one, the one people know the most. Basically it was the same director that was directing these two schools, created by the same founder but in two different town who were 10 minutes apart. They had the same program, both private and Catholic and some teachers of my school were teaching there too depending on their schedule. At my school review, the reviews were pretty good and there were only 2 bad reviews without even any comments. But at the other school, there was a lot of bad reviews, mainly about the price and the terrible food they served there (During a bomb alert, we ate at this school cause our school was being investigated by the police and their bomb dogs and I admit, the food at my school was way better than theirs). But I think someone got lost in one of the reviews: Battle royal can be constructive, too bad the season pass is paying. -Graphics 10/20 -Simple and basic gameplay but do the job -the lack of content over the seasons fornite do better..

[@stephencaudle1766]

But have you heard of Minecraft? ◻️/10 graphics

[@santaclaus9983]

Some guy at the junior high I went to changed his name on Google to “Jew Boy” and proceeded to leave a review saying “this school is worse than the Holocaust”. The review got voted to be helpful by thirty people

[@yk_903]

It was me

[@seanhartnett79]

Lol

[@a.c.7573]

@@yk_903 Holy crap it's the real some guy!!!!!

[@jokerpoker2094]

Based kid.

[@astrokatzs]

@@yk_903 YOOO

[@dreeza5170]

I had my mom read the review with Chinese characters (at least I think it’s Chinese, since Japanese usually has hiragana or katakana in sentences) and she said it reads like someone just tapped the predictive text suggestions.

[@ethanwashington6789]

i knew something was up with that comment, googles auto-translate has actually gotten pretty decent in the past few years

[@dkdnejdisjabw8r8271ysh]

Sometimes I come back to this video just to read the comments, because it makes me feel better about the time I wrote something like a 5 paragraph review of my old secondary school mid-nervous breakdown onto their Google Reviews and gave it 1 star. I got an e-mail soon after that my review was one of the most viewed for that school. I'm so sorry to that school, even if they 100% deserved it

[@rosilinathedragon4382]

school google reviews are always a fucking joyride between shitposts, hate, and love lmao

[@thehermitgamer7009]

as someone from china i can confirm 3:07 is gibberish

[@luckii.__17]

as someone from gibberish i can confirm 3:07 is china

[@sygmarvexarion7891]

I imagine someone wrote something in English and then used Google translate to translate it into Chinese, and then Matt used Google translate to translate it back into English.

[@shrekfrog]

tldr: we bullied the school into giving us a mental health break and it worked, but the school turned emo during the start of the pandemic when online classes were the hot and new thing, i fondly remember the people of my now-former school basically bullying the administration into giving us a mental health break. the school responded by changing its social media profile photo to a black version of the logo (we also got the break that was desperately needed). to alleviate any judgement, the school was extremely unreasonable prior to the student body ganging up on it and everyone was getting overworked and riled up

[@xahme3851]

oh my gosh i’m gonna have my classmates help me do thnis

[@xahme3851]

tbh it would be funny if my school turned emo

[@shrekfrog]

@@xahme3851 if its warranted and you guys would pull through, good luck hahaha

[@realdonutking123]

“the school turned emo” 💀💀💀

[@g3design637]

Oh yeah, my school did that too. The entire student population decided that banning dyed hair is stupid (which it is) and completely ganged up on the staff.

[@eykan_ow]

School reviews can be some of the funniest, or darkest things you're ever going to read.

[@tanyafrancis9422]

I was reading google reviews for a school near mine and it said “I drank holy water and got a detention” He rated it 5 stars 💀💀💀

[@trainosaurousrex4472]

My school has “ambulance shows up every week, unacceptable” “Teacher beat up a kid” “The school is literally built like a prison yard” and “they care more about clothes than bullying” These were all recent and I can confirm every single one of them, a teacher was literally just arrested and another was kicked because of inappropriate messages to students.

[@edmcsteve2156]

Never forget the time someone managed to change my school's logo on google reviews/maps to a picture of lightning mcqueen

[@LupinsBlueJacket]

HOW

[@Munchi3moo]

They’re Einsteins descendant

[@freyjamontgomery5453]

If you found the google reviews for my school, the majority of them would be talking about the lack of chairs. There was no lack of chairs. Every one was pretty sure most of our budget was spent on chairs. There were chairs under the stage. There were chairs lining one of the halls. (There are also a lot of complaints about the principal. She was… an interesting character who may have had a bad understanding of emergencies.)

[@spooderman6312]

1 star "There's nothing wrong with this school, my wife left me" That's honestly an absolute mood

[@ERROR_V1X-N]

My old high school was a patchwork prison-like edifice. There were also places under the stairs where people went to… you know… I of course never participated in those activities but was unfortunate enough to witness them as a result of all my classes being on different floors from another. I hated that school. Yes, American public schools are just as bad in reality as they are portrayed in the media.

[@viljamtheninja]

No, I don't know! Smoke weed? Make sweet love? Talk about anime? WHAT DID THEY DO UNDER THE STAIRS?

[@jacobeii]

@@viljamtheninja all of the above, at the same time

[@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop]

@@jacobeii make sweet love and watch anime in the same sentence? Nahhhhh

[@JaneAustenAteMyCat]

ew

[@Cam-im8io]

You shouldve finished inside one of tge girls bro. Thots are king

[@lostinthesauce9319]

reading google reviews for schools in my area is one of my favourite past times, glad the trend is picking up

[@liamstanks1547]

0:30 This reminds me of my own fun story where in high school I managed to get my hands on an unused locker in the band room which had an outlet in the back. Set up a coffee maker in there, had a full setup with multiple teas, 3 coffee brands, Ramen, disposable cups, bowls, & silverware. Hid it all behind a bookbag in the front of the locker. I used it daily before class, before and after marching band practice, it was great. One day the principal walked in and caught us in there after school using it, truly a highlight of my high school experience was the next day hearing the announcement over the intercom formally banning home appliances, even better was the next year seeing that rule added to the handbook and explicitly pointed out in a beginning of the school year seminar.

[@seanhartnett79]

Lol

[@ayyylmao101]

Kudos to you for the minimalist set-up XDDDD

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

What a jerk for ruining your perfect set up, though. How on earth can you expect a sleep deprived teenager from surviving school without caffeine and some form of cheap sustenance I hesitate to call food?

[@dripsader5325]

2:22 why is this the most terrifying thing I’ve heard?

[@aguyidk5255]

Probably because of scary urban legends

[@emmie-c8t]

I remember one time my school didn’t fully cook their lunch one day, and half of the students got food poisoning/ threw up/ salmonella, and they all ganged up to just spam 1 star reviews on the school’s website. But there were no lawsuits, oddly enough…

[@isdbisdb]

Actual review from my school "Kind of a surreal experience, most of my years going here I was kind of freaked out by the glowing cat in the bathrooms. I'm pretty sure it hated me because anytime I would touch it's spines I would pass out. You get used to the eyes of the ceilings watching your every move..I mean not really but you kind of do. However the freaky janitor that looks like what you can only describe as a mix between A flower and donald duck will always freak me out. Other than that however the school was good." 3 stars.

[@ochuspin]

You can’t convince me that the kid who wrote that wasn’t on heavy drugs during their time in school

[@RamiSlicer]

I'll share some of my favs: "brother, give me öats" (1 star) "this sclhl makes em die" (1 star, mispellings are real) "Good, though the art teacher told me that pottery and fine art units got swapped because someone threw a dog bag like a water balloon onto one of the two pottery wheels..." (4 stars)" "School smells like every farm animal at once, bathrooms smell like their corresponding shits." (2 stars)

[@PixelPalettes]

The middle school I went to has reviews that either praise the school or call it one of the worst things they’ve ever experienced. The positive reviews are usually parents of gifted students with no issues, while the negative reviews are from students who were relentlessly bullied while the staff did nothing to help. I think the staff only helped me because I was a good student, but it still sucked.

[@maciejhyla7503]

Here's a small collection of reviews from my old secondary school "DO NOT APPLY FOR THIS SCHOOL. Worst school ever, teachers only listen to them and when there’s a fight they always go to one side and the other side is always in trouble. Once a 20 year old man came inside trying to fight year8 and he pushed threw teachers Kids get jumped after school Food is bad Teachers can’t teach" - 1/5 stars "Almost died" - 1/5 stars "Hepatitis A" - 1/5 stars

[@dizzy_jump]

“Hepatitis A” best review of all time

[@error_tryagain_4049]

Excuse me, but *A L M O S T D I E D ? ? ?* ⁉ ⁉ ⁉ 👁 👄 👁 ⁉ ⁉ ⁉

[@soyeonshin6486]

Back at my old school there was a teacher who would throw bags at students and he'd constantly go on about how much he hated his wife and how the dog was better than her. We'll call him Mr. Bob for reference (That wasn't his real name though) He would trash talk the other teachers in our class and he'd never actually teach what he was meant to be teaching. He'd put students on the spot all the time asking them about nonsense things that happened in his life, then getting offended if we never remembered. He used to throw people out of the classroom a lot, literally. He somehow never got caught which baffled me because apparently the school had security cameras everywhere. Nobody ever told on him or anything, though. No one could even take him seriously and my classmates would constantly make jokes about him. He was an absolutely mental, but it was fun being in his class due to how chaotic it was.

[@soyeonshin6486]

To be honest, there were quite a lot of weird teachers at that school now that I think about it. There was a male gym teacher who would go into changing rooms whilst girls were getting changed into their swimsuits. He'd never go into the boys' rooms, but he'd always go into the girls'. There was also a teacher who would constantly fart right in front of the whole class with absolutely no remorse whatsoever. At first people found it funny, but after that it started to get annoying and everyone would complain about how the whole classroom smelt like sweat and boiled eggs. There was a teacher who would go absolutely ballistic if you did anything wrong, and by ballistic I mean she'd have a whole temper tantrum. She once went crazy and I mean WILD because some students walked up the wrong side of the stairs when there wasn't even anyone else there. You should've seen her, she was like a rabid hamster. There was a teacher who'd just walk around with a little cup of salt and throw it over his shoulder for absolutely no reason. There was an elderly male teacher who was constantly getting into dating scandals with students. And many more...

[@guffingtonreal]

@@soyeonshin6486 At my school the former art teacher was a huge cock. Forced us to work in silence so it wasn't a very fun environment for a creative thing. One time he threw a stool at a student, and another time before we were even there he was locked in a cupboard by the class. If you talked to him outside he was like fine but then in class he was so stuck up. New one's some blonde bird.

[@stargazer31]

This is pretty wild! At my old school one of our teachers got fired for: -Throwing a chair at a student - Deliberately giving students really low marks - Drinking vodka in class

[@gabrielc.4906]

@@soyeonshin6486 Ah, I can explain the cup of salt! Well... sort of. It's a superstition that throwing salt over your left shoulder prevents bad luck. Still really weird that your teacher was doing it in the school though.

[@soyeonshin6486]

@𝙀𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙁𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙩lord No you don't lmao. You should be ashamed of this fucking video you made kzbin.info/www/bejne/inrGqYuAfbOkhsU

[@mu8023]

When my dad was in school his chemistry teacher accidentally made mustard gas.

[@granautismo69]

I'm autistic and today I was suffering from sensory overload because of the scorching weather, disgusting, slimy sweat, and people creating cacophony. It had also been a long day far from home, so on top of that I was shattered. Those two factors combined and made me feel terrible and overwhelmed when I got home. This video distracted me, changed my mood and made me feel a lot better. Cheers, mate. You truly are a national treasure.

[@philipphalter926]

I'm autistic as well and i can relate to that. these videos have a therapeutic effect

[@yamiyukia]

Matt Rose’s videos also make me calm down whenever I have a autistic sensory overload

[@airam1721]

I think i just live with that, my classmates are loud asf and I always return home exhausted. But would it make a difference if I didn't have autism? I guess it would because they are energetic af and don't suffer from such an tiring feeling, but Matt Rose's videos wouldn't have a difference to me, they are just simply therapy to hear

[@Auglur1]

"im autistic" - msm pfp SAME BRO IM AUTISTIC AND I LOVE MSM also im glad his videos make you feel better they do the same :)

[@pikacope]

Dude yes i’m autistic aswell and Matt Rose’s videos especially are so calming. Hope you’re doing well.

[@VaporwavesJK]

A review my friend left on my school : "5 STARS I GOT TO WATCH THE HEADTEACHER GET HEAD LOCKED AND DROP KICKEEDDD!" worst part is that it was true, we all recount the day with much joy, best part was that everyone was running through the corridors trying to get videos and the other teachers didnt even care bcs our school is just badshit crazy lmao

[@osheridan]

Rip head teacher

[@VaporwavesJK]

@@osheridan may he rest in piss

[@banana2k1]

2:19 sounds like the description for a horror game lol

[@six-winged-juni]

My school has reviews like "10/10 experience :) the humans there rick rolled me :o" "This school has fully emofied me. My only source of happiness is staring out the window, fantasising about the beefy English teachers and the math teachers’ tight trousers which emphasises their bunda" But most of the reviews are either saying it's great (VERY FEW) or saying it's GOD AWFUL TO BE A STUDENT THERE (which I agree with). A lot of the its great reviews seem to come from parents. Apparently we have the highest rate of S/H in the town which i would, tbh, believe. So basically everyone seems to hate it.

[@DuckInGameStop]

are the English teachers really beefy though? I need to know this

[@userlog2474]

What is S/H?

[@zyerkos]

english teachers are always the finest no matter where you are huh

[@six-winged-juni]

@@zyerkos i dont think theyre fine but some do apparently

[@six-winged-juni]

@@userlog2474 self harm

[@cheogie8079]

when i was in middle school i wrote a 2 paragraph long review on my school about how much i hated this one teacher, she wasnt that bad really now that i think about it.

[@pyrobeast_jack]

aw damn LOL

[@Insanebehaviordude]

I also had an irrational hate for a teacher because she once told me to shut up when I was going very loud and because didnt like her shirts. I was 10 in my defense, she was actually fine.

[@rosykindbunny1313]

@@Insanebehaviordude I don't think teachers are allowed to tell a 10 year old to shut up...

[@Ahumanpersonthing_]

@@rosykindbunny1313 I mean, if you heard a bunch of ten year olds yelling for your entire career you'd probably snap too

[@rosykindbunny1313]

@@Ahumanpersonthing_ True

[@JustAFishBeingAFish]

One of the ones for my old school ends with "Smells like adult depression", this is extremely accurate.

[@crablover33]

I can already feel that this is going to be amazing

[@C-DY]

Same

[@AustinTheWeenieTickler]

Lol same

[@wurmy16]

yes

[@linklink3069]

It's a Matt rose video, of course it's gonna be amazing

[@carrotzone27]

help

[@tfr]

This is a Google review of my school: "Couple of things about the canteen, the sausage rolls are quite the marvel, I believe they may contain more oil than the USA could ever want. The mini pizzas are pretty impressive to, you'd think all the doughy bread would be able to soak up the grease, but the cheese refuses to dry up, containing enough grease to give me and my family all heart disease. The PTSD I have after eating the rocky road slice is remarkable, if you don't break your teeth while biting into it, the amount of sugar will have your teeth removed soon after. Chocolate slice. Even just typing that I'm getting flashbacks, this form of ''slice' that they sell is denser than antivaxxers, which is about as dense as a neutron star. The milkshakes here remind me of LaCroix flavoured water, but they're not even flavoured, where LaCroix had: hint of hint of hint of strawberry, these milkshakes have nothing, just some milk with some syrup spewed into it, sometimes without even a small stir. I would say more but as we speak my heart is beginning to fail, so fair well. P.S. The prices are trash"

[@jammingpython8986]

The person who wrote this review needs to become an author.

[@shadowgirlm6446]

Alright, I think this is my favorite review

[@wob1918]

@𝙀𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙁𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙩 bot

[@jefuru5788]

Okay this was definitely Gordon Ramsay's school

[@myyoutubeaccount4167]

Lmao

[@puffosgamingoldchannel5992]

I recently made a review for my previous primary school, it had a lot of bullies and the teachers did absolutely nothing to stop them. All they did was tell them to say sorry which obviously is a lot easier to say it than to mean it. The school food was also cancer, literally, they couldn't cook for shit. The bullying continued for six whole years, in which for two years I was severely depressed as a 12 year old. Eventually I started to not care too much and instead long to get home. There was a time where I literally cried myself to sleep. Oh, and I was also sexually assaulted (slapped on the ass), so there's that. I was 14 at the time so I did not know too much how to handle it. If you have any questions about the school I will gladly answer them as I do not care whatsoever what happens to that school, it can go disappear in a sinkhole for all I care.

[@justafan9206]

Tldr; the backstory of pokemon's team star.

[@puffosgamingoldchannel5992]

@@justafan9206 ????

[@Munchi3moo]

You’re amazing for putting up with that BS

[@SB_0017]

I’ve seen some reviews of my school on Google Maps One guy said the teachers locked him/her up for no given reason so the school deserves to be burned down But the funniest review by far was a now deleted review where a drunk teacher in their car hit the student on a bike on the last day of term

[@3st3st77]

I get locked up in school -> school should be burned down. I don't see how that could backfire.

[@artbookgaming]

I've been to a few schools so here are some reviews: Elementary school (ages 6 to 12): 1/5 stars, would give it 0 if I could. Was supposed to be a bullying free zone but all that meant was that they would brush it under the carpet so they could keep announcing their bullying free status. High school (ages 15 to 18): 5/5 some of the kids were brainless morons and the art history teacher has passion for hating students, but the rest of the staff and students were very cool and enjoyed our memes as long as they were somewhat on topic. + if you go on the art program you can abandon Swedish or math after the first year and we all know that the large majority of Finnish students hate being forced to learn Swedish and the rest hate math with a passion. University: 4/5 idk haven't been there that long, kinda lost on everything and can't remember what I'm supposed to be doing.

[@cocksucker_suckscock]

What do you do in Finland ages 13-14? Go into a cocoon? Hibernate?

[@G59forlife.]

@@cocksucker_suckscock I kidnapped him and held him for 2 years

[@cocksucker_suckscock]

@@G59forlife. serious Bond villain shit my dude

[@Rein2039.]

My school was HELL.The food sucked most of the time was either raw,frozen or burnt inside out.The teachers were crazy would literally scream if i child did something wrong,were lazy,didn't teach or set homework,got people who didn't do anything in trouble,didn'tdo anything about bullying or fight and when this one kid who would always do bad stuff never got in trouble... he punched two kid in the face and one went to hospital and other things. One teacher was homophobic,transphobic,sexist, rude towards Muslims and racist towards most black students and middle eastern people.... She was black. Another was racist and called a child a slur and another screamed at a 4 year old because he wrote a detailed sentence. Oh and we had 3 headmasters in less than 2 years

[@snarkiwi]

Love trying to imagine these all being for the same school

[@StuffandThings_]

That sounds like the opportunity for a great TV series

[@yorkshireball_animations]

@@StuffandThings_ interrobang

[@StuffandThings_]

@@yorkshireball_animations LOL that would honestly be a great title for such a series...

[@Marliemac]

According to my school reviews there's an overall agreement that teaching methods are outdated and is purely a school focused on thier football program. I couldn't agree more. Also that the bathrooms sometimes smell like Marijuana 😂

[@walugusgrudenburg3068]

That's just literally any U.S public school.

[@alphavasson5387]

@@walugusgrudenburg3068 That's exactly what I was going to say lol

[@madeleinep.828]

I mean, I guess they call them "high" schools for a reason

[@Marliemac]

@@walugusgrudenburg3068 Yes, bonus points if it's located in the south

[@djroscurro9859]

*I wonder why*

[@BRAINROT3444]

One time about two years ago, this kid at my school reached some super high level on Google reviews, meaning that he can change the image for a the school and other things, man literally changed the picture that shows when you search our school to thanos

[@christianb1707]

Dang, I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who cries while drinking soda.

[@nonsensicalhumanoid]

Or maybe, just maybe, that was you.

[@christianb1707]

@@nonsensicalhumanoid Shhhhhh

[@xxx-ie9ic]

I kind of do because the carbonation feels so strong it's like getting punched in the nose.

[@Munchi3moo]

Ehh my eyes water sometimes bc of that so I guess I do too

[@bread-gz3rl]

My school reviews are about our woodshop teacher (best guy ever AND he drives a 1986 Ford F250 diesel) or about the time that I kinda created a full scale riot because one of the lunch supervisors was pissed about me sitting in a corner 50ft away from any other human eating a burger. Like my options are go sit with a bunch of dickheads or be 50ft away from everyone, apparently I wasn't social distancing even though I was fuckin 50 feet away from anyone in the god damn room. I now carry a tape measure at all times. There was also a time where there was a staged fire alarm test for undercover police to do a drug raid, ended up finding 3 lockers full of drugs and weapons, so yeah. Nova Scotia is fucked.

[@cocksucker_suckscock]

Duuude I loved my old woodshop teacher, he made his own bacon at home (straight from the pig) and brought it in (but a lot of the kids were nazis so I dropped the class)

[@grace.h69]

@@cocksucker_suckscock aren't you the one that said your dad cursed a locker?- (just wanted to know)

[@cocksucker_suckscock]

@@grace.h69 indeed I am!

[@bread-gz3rl]

@@cocksucker_suckscock i got a free 80s shop vac from mine lol, although I'm a dumbass and fucked the motor trying to replace the bearings. Worked good for the 3 weeks it wasn't a scrap metal bucket.

[@jimmynuetronrblx8628]

Jesus, I didn't know Canada could get that bad

[@gameon17680]

Somebody put a 1 star review on my high school and it said that he hates this school because someone gave him free candy outside it, but didn't give him another one the next time they met up

[@organizer.spaztasticc3541]

(Long comment. Tl;dr at the bottom) Reading all of these reviews and comments made me realize that I went to a really good school. The main issue I had was that near the end of my time there, there was a change of principals, and she made it her mission to take everything fun and cool about the school and replace it with STEM. Our school was already a great balance of academic material and fun activities, and the imbalance caused everything else to suffer. Before, we had the fall festival, with petting zoos and pumpkin painting, pizza and nachos in the cafeteria, heck there were even pony rides, too. After the regime switched up, we had a scientific-centered fair. the school literally charged two bucks a person to play in a pit of cardboard because it helped kids 'think critically' or some bs like that. I've heard from people who have parents that still work there that this principal habitually screams at the teachers she doesn't like. The turnover rates for employment are awful (Which is a shame, because I loved almost every teacher at that school and they made my experience better). One teacher who vocally opposed the principal got fired. The school is actually in danger of losing its special statuses, and while I still disliked how hard there were forced down our throats, there were still some good things about having them. I'm still shocked that I managed to finish out my years at that school. It wasn't without a support network and help from classmates, teachers, and family. I think that having the choice to homeschool (My sister at the time was already doing so) at least made everything bearable, that I could pull out if it ever got to be too much. But I finished my last year there fueled by spite alone. Tl;dr: My school was awesome and I loved it until we got a new headmistress, then she sucked all the fun out of it and everyone (Staff and student body alike) thinks it's miserable. I'm really debating going to leave a google review, but I know it won't change much of anything. Besides, they might be able to trace it back to me and I don't know if that could cause further complications, so out of respect to my previous teachers, I probably won't.

[@birdsindatrap]

wow they sound like an asshole who screams slurs in call of duty

[@somerandomcube]

Reminds me of my old school a bit There was a good principal, then she transferred to a different school, and then the vice principal became the principal, and then everything went to shit.

[@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK]

You know it's long when the TL;DR IS LO G

[@omartalalmusanashwanicsbr1380]

As a bees nest, I can confirm, I was eaten on a schoolyard

[@Munchi3moo]

Stay strong

[@wolfcriedback]

one year the kids in my friends class all put bad reviews on our school and this upset the former principal (she was a bitch but that’s another story) she got them all to delete their previous reviews and put good ones in their place. So all the kids gave it 5 stars and said “[teacher everyone liked’s name] is the best.” or just put links to never gonna give you up.

[@themysticautistic5449]

One of the best school reviews I’ve ever read was “Place was fine if you can ignore all of the red necks”. The reviewer gave the school a 1/5 stars.

[@tingyang8743]

2:14 So specific 😂😂🥄

[@NotesFromTheVoid]

there was some minor drama at my old school where all the kids started posting negative Google reviews, then the people who did that got told off and told to take them down, causing more people to post negative Google reviews

[@paggetio8847]

I like how one of the more professional seeming reviews as well as of the few containing the correct grammar is by a squirrel called creamy piss

[@arandomcommenter412]

2:40 That one got me, no reason in particular.

[@cart4092]

who puts their weed in the locker😭

[@FernLake]

EHH

[@PineappIePineapple]

I once took this massive dump and it got stuck and it wouldn't go down the toilet. I had to put bleach on it so it would dissolve and go down

[@jKherty]

The three schools for kids (idk the equivalent for British or American) I went to have been closed for years, so no reviews. But the middle school have a few reviews but only parents, and the two high schools I went to: the first, parents. The second: praising the massive internal forest, nothing else. It was indeed, large and awesome. A great place to take a break from literally everything. I miss being young.

[@precise5513]

1:52 "I ate a bees nest!"

[@Chipeeto]

1:52

[@MagicRhymes1]

1:52

[@Clouditivity]

I remember the principle yelling the school's mascot randomly. Just yelling "Go bulldogs!" And everyone in the auditorium was silent until he awkwardly said "Do you all not know the school mascot?"

[@BeefMeisterSupreme]

"do you guys not have phones" vibes

[@Mx.muffin]

The one review of my school is just "it's a bad experience" posted 5 years ago as of February 10, 2023. 4 people found that review helpful. I wonder where that person is today...

[@sealfan8]

Once saw a review on my school saying "I've been stuck in a cubicle for 6 hours, help"

[@michellechair]

ok ive got a lot of google reviews from my old school: when an esports team was introduced, DOZENS of kids would leave reviews to complain or praise this choice (most of the complaints were saying things like "add pubg as a game for the esports team," etc.) some kids even from other schools that were friends of students would say things like "i don't go here, but the esports team is pretty rad." another of my favourites is one of the top reviews for the school just saying that the old principal looked very similar to boss nass from star wars. and finally (not to toot my own horn here), my favourite review is the one i left myself which says: "one time i went to the bathroom and there was a mcdonald's cheeseburger with one bite taken out of it in the toilet bowl! awesome :) it was a bit soggy but it still tasted good, 3 stars."

[@lynxproud]

2:09 this is just a bookmark for myself lmao

[@RED32241]

My school had a review that was "great school to send your kids if you want them to grow up to be a roadman drug dealer" and I think about it often cause I like to think that who ever left it is living their best life

[@seanhartnett79]

Hey, that is an honest profession.

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

@@seanhartnett79 Authorities thinkin otherwise

[@seanhartnett79]

@@TheMenaceHimself2006 so what? If someone wants to buy drugs, nothing can stop them, might as well regulate it,

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

@@seanhartnett79 *Nothing?*

[@seanhartnett79]

@@TheMenaceHimself2006 we have tried everything. Let’s see imprisonment. Randomly bombing drug dealing countries. Starting death squads in those countries.

[@laurabii99]

i want to care about anything as much as the person who cared enough about their school's spoon depth to leave a google review

[@BlizzardRoad]

"TOO BIG" Got me off guard there 😂

[@jerseygrace]

The fact that Matt puts a skull emoji in the title means he’s getting tired; it’s a cry for help. Blink twice if you need rescue, Matt.

[@Matt_Rose]

I'm always tired 👍

[@ovencore2549]

@@Matt_Rose 💀

[@soupslush]

here's a review from my school: not mine tho I loved this school. I believed in this school. I have an older child that did very well at this school. However, my younger child needed special services, and if your child does as well (or you think they might but you're not sure yet), this is NOT the school to send them to! They never talked to me about retention, and now that we're in another district to which it's obvious that this is what she needed, she's really too old for it to be beneficial anymore. MOREOVER, it took me something like 2 1/2 years to get them to test her for a learning disability (as well as a very strongly worded letter from her psychiatrist, who kept telling me that this was a terrible school for these services). Then when she finally was tested, SURPRISE, she had a learning disability! Then it took them almost a year after that to get an IEP in place. Then she received services for a year and they were like, "Wow! She's doing so well she probably won't need services next year." I'm pretty sure I saw red at that point. I get her in another district and she's even further behind than I thought. Not only is it disheartening, and she's much further behind than she needs to be when I've been fighting for her education since she was 18 months old, but I'm pretty sure some of the stuff they pulled was borderline illegal. Please look into public school districts, as well as FREE IEP Specialists/Advocates through the Michigan Department of Education website. I wish I had known these things five years ago. The options for Dance and Strings aren't worth the trade off of a real education. There's a reason that they're currently graded at only a 3. Take heed.

[@MatingPress]

Michigan sucks

[@guffingtonreal]

Most schools are awful at SEN

[@wildman510]

This sounds very similar to my school, went on for years till like 8th grade before getting diagnosed with adhd

[@endarus6053]

One of my schools(Military family, we moved a lot) thought i was “special ed” because we werent sure if i was autistic or not(borderline, more ocd and adhd) and they would lock me in a room alone with toys whenever i had “tantrums”. I took advantage of this and had faked tantrums over nothing so i could skip classes. I dont care about the opinions of teachers who dont give a single fuck about me. If they have the heartlessness to place a child alone in a locked room then they would get my full wrath via my ability to out-shenanigain anyone in a ten mile radius of my existance.

[@itzjd3569]

There was this one from my school: "Absolutely awful service, had to repeatedly ask for my order, and they kept saying some weird things like "Sir, this is a school", i just wanted my quarter-pounder of fresh beef, 2 slices of melted cheese, mustard, ketchup, pickles, onions and lettuce. I was even denied a drink. If I could give 0 stars I would."

[@glitchedseraphim]

Would give my old school 5 stars just from the fact that a kid named Ryan illegally sold sodas out of the back of his car since the healthy schools initiative banned our soda machines. He told me he made $300 a month from it

[@mystic_topaz6783]

He was a soda dealer,doing business.

[@gibustheinfamous]

Actual coke dealer

[@admiralAlfonso9001]

Tell him to give me 100 dollars

[@seanhartnett79]

Lol

[@ghostcreeper243]

Haha take that Michelle Obama

[@chuckEcheddarcheese]

I remember looking up my middle school once and it had a 1.9 rating 💀

[@Apileofcheese]

Oml

[@wurmy16]

oh damn

[@carrotzone27]

school

[@CosmicTheWeb]

damn

[@AustinTheWeenieTickler]

Mine was 2.7 😎

[@jadeparelius]

I still love the fact that one of the things that show up in the search bar when you look up my middle school is "[school name] violence"

[@juliefarrell6688]

If I could, this would be my review of my elementary school: It's great up until Season Five. After that all the admins start power-tripping and the other players are nasty. The admins of season five cannot listen or take criticism. This is a constant problem but is most apparent in season five.