These People’s Alien Abduction Stories Will Blow Your Mind

If you think we’re alone in the universe, these people’s experiences just might change your mind.
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[@Ryan-qn1wr]

I love the idea that some alien is so mind blown from a planet full of necks, that he travels to Earth and abducts someone just to get it off his chest.

[@pulsjax8003]

Lmao right, wish I could've heard of it by one or seen it myself before taken back home

[@SandyRed881]

Haaaaa😂😂

[@laykantheealien5722]

Hahahahahahahaha I knoooooowwwwww WHAAT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vibenstudio5056]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@remasteredretropcgames3312]

Yeah the transition was sloppily unexplained. He just went from a field to a magical white room. No detail. Zero. F- trolling. Plus hes not far off from tge charles manson look.

[@golly4435]

I don't trust Alan for a second, his name is only 2 letters away from "alien"

[@richarddihlman9629]

What a pile of dog shit video!!! Travis Walton and others are abductees not these idiots you have here.

[@golly4435]

Richard Dihlman I agree wholeheartedly

[@f_atheba09]

True

[@aliencreature8475]

@@golly4435 You caught him

[@Phelan666]

Gnorts, Mr Alien.

[@dmanc85]

"They sucked me back up into the ship and dropped me into the ocean....that was annoying."

[@DeltaTerraform94]

Then they dropped me downtown in front of a popeye's in a different state and i said, "it's fine..i'll just take a bus home".

[@bonbonsukii]

I'm dying!! 😂

[@dmanc85]

@@xxx.118 I think the thin transluscent aliens got a rougher deal in that recollection tbh.

[@kension333]

Better than a planet of just necks.

[@anetabazdaveloska3028]

@@DeltaTerraform94 HAHAHA

[@grantkingston4773]

“Then I threw up on him and he left” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@waffleless]

I like how the drawings are getting progressively worse.

[@aliencreature8475]

The worse the drawing the more real the story I think

[@dreameme8173]

Haha

[@LilG6258]

I think it’s because the people telling there story has to draw what they saw

[@rikiforever420]

It's like very young children drew those pictures lol 😂

[@nativelatinosfooktrump5348]

waffleless 🎨 support our are teachers

[@jacksonrose1423]

The alien who's so distraught about the neck planet that he just needs to tell someone about it sounds like a character from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[@extrascript6622]

Woah, you’re right.

[@sssilver_wing]

I'm suspicious 🤔 Aliens talking like our language ?? Look up 'Roswell New Mexico 1947 The incident'

[@zim9221]

🤣🤣

[@FriKuShAxP]

Its just tribbles with no hair

[@eightcoins4401]

@@sssilver_wing Clickhole is satire

[@mustydusty1123]

“I got abducted by a stinky alien”

[@nancys.9281]

Oh gosh😂😂😂

[@chay9666]

She really has a scent fantazy that's for shure

[@rudeinterplanetjanet]

My boss asked, "Why do you smell like a whole lot of hell?" And I tell him I was abducted by a stinky alien, my boss doesn't believe me. The fact that she's serious when she tells this story just slays me. The guy saying, the alien spun me around and I threw up on him, okay this was great, that's all I gotta say.

[@FriKuShAxP]

This actress is so sirious makes me question these ghost documentaries like my ghost story,paranormal encounter etc .Also from this video that lady was awesome you can see her exoustion from abductions.

[@TJ-it1bm]

I was looking for some serious abduction stories when I came across this expecting to get scared.😂😂 Now I'm absolutely dying

[@gabrielmcguire1161]

I know bored late night wanting a scare & now i cant stop laughing omg

[@timothyvaher2421]

And the weird thing is, we'll see a story on CNN about people actually found dead with cellphone's in their hand's that had clickhole video's as the last things they watched and just plain died. I'm outta here! Someone do something, this is the worst channel.... AHhhh.....

[@saraleigh6993]

Omg same. Glad i found this tho. This is just great.

[@peacefulsuperman8302]

Same!

[@PUnder-zt2oz]

T J hahahahaha just perfect

[@notpublic7878]

ten bucks this will put an assload of conspiracy theory videos in my recommended sidebar

[@Eclipsed_Archon]

well did it?

[@Logjambam]

Yep it does

[@skip4021]

Assblast USA son of a bitch I didnt think about that

[@devinhughley6830]

doesn't matter what I watch my recommended videos are controlled by aliens. this is how they send me messages. aliens I think, hmmmm.

[@RokeJulianLockhart.s4eb2q]

imgur.com/a/4LaV2Dk

[@MusikPlusMehr]

“It’s just necks” 🤣

[@SandyRed881]

😂😂

[@frimi8593]

Always has been

[@Kinobambino]

@@frimi8593 *points gun at head* you know too much.

[@austenluego7680]

The fact that there is an "alien abduction" wiki link posted here makes this 10x funnier

[@CeaserBTradeGang]

Thats what caught me lmao stupid me 😁

[@kellymoses8566]

The algorithm can't detect satire

[@GreenBlueClouds]

bless that woman and her teeny tiny head

[@user-to3iv9cy2q]

Begone, stinky alien

[@aleener4138]

GreenBlueClouds that stinky alien

[@abyssssb913]

what a terrible planet

[@yungmalaria]

yeah but do they have magazines?

[@barneycockburn]

These are articulate, well-spoken, normal-appearing individuals. They’d seem to me to be skeptics had they not had these experiences. I believe them, and that terrifies me.

[@kellymoses8566]

This is a comedy sketch

[@MImsrock1]

@@kellymoses8566 this comment is a joke

[@CollectorsCorner777]

The neck one sounds like something out of Rick and Morty.

[@tmp123ful]

Was legit gonna comment this

[@Conqueror2077]

"I feel bad for these aliens who abducted me because they don't have magazines"

[@dalilamasso5016]

Lynx bruh😂😂

[@yes8515]

Wow good job you can hear words in a video and write them

[@generalguy6211]

@@yes8515 , stop it! It is constructive comment unlike yours, because this way we can organize comments directed at the exact part of the video. @Lynx True empathy, man.

[@yes8515]

@@generalguy6211 nah

[@sawcandyman7363]

@@yes8515 I found the stinky alien.

[@BennyMiller]

When I was abducted, the aliens doing experiments on me had newspapers, no magazines tho

[@danieledwardsen7912]

experiments hahaha they have enough species to do experiements on its called distortion for a reaso mate also were you physically awake for this or was it a dream simulation that seems very very real lol they said they were experimenting on me when i shapeshifted but its all a big crock of shit, its all distortion

[@morganwalker9636]

What's a magazine?

[@onekom7562]

That's the scariest story I've ever heard about alien abductions...

[@jtheman4678]

Benny Miller really no magazines at all. I hope you did the right thing I gave him with one star on Yelp lmao

[@DoctorTurdmidget]

The aliens who abducted me had magazines, but they were all pornographic alien magazines. Most aliens lie and say they don't have magazines because they don't want us to know what kind of perverted shit they're into.

[@akirakus]

The second story, shes drunk on an uber

[@headflap7569]

Poor lady has to deal with the stinky alien in his ship full of mud. Worst day of her life even.

[@hollylouge9267]

This one got me.....she needs help! Big time. Don't wanna know what goes on in her household.

[@leapinglynx]

That was the most entertaining 1 minute and 15 seconds of any video I've seen in a long time. I will never be able to hear or see a gulp again without thinking of the sucky neck planet.

[@paulhernandez5276]

You're hot ♡

[@arnoldguisa9958]

Lol 😂 the necks

[@pavese1379]

@@paulhernandez5276 You're thirsty as fuck

[@sci_pain3409]

Paul Hernandez simp

[@Empenguin]

@@paulhernandez5276 geez someone's thirsty ಠ_ಠ

[@bekkum988]

“NO GUYS I LIVE IN A HOUSE” *drops in ocean* “well that’s annoying”

[@alexwhitney6372]

All the furniture is gone and there's a bunch of aliens standing around with medical instruments. "Hmmm something's off 🤔"

[@bootyliciousmama5186]

Loved..’It’s fine, don’t worry about it, I’ll catch a bus back’😂🤣

[@dontreadmypicture8036]

"And I say: I want to not be abducted by an alien for once in my goddamn whole life" 😂😂😂

[@aliencreature8475]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@alexgourdine4895]

Yes, that woman was Especially funny. I just couldn't stop laughing.

[@JW-sj7xh]

She is the only believable one out the group the rest seem like they might need to submit a DrugTest before being given further attention, but she funny so I want to see more of her 🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️😂😂😂😂

[@freeziboi3249]

I was abducted by an alien once, it was only one, apparently his first day on the job. He said he actually had no idea how this was supposed to go, so I said "I'm pretty sure you have to probe me." he says "What do you mean?" then I say "You have to like, shove some kind of alien instrument up my ass." he looks at me all disgusted and says "Look man I'm not gay, but thanks for trying to help." so he drops me back at my house and I can never shake the fact that this alien thinks I'm gay and is going to tell all of his alien friends about how weird and gay I am.

[@ToppSick]

Lmfao 😂😂

[@fabulousdolphin4221]

gaynesz

[@Blescro]

Ah man that sucks

[@kellybmackenzie]

@Factual Fox This is pure beauty. I've been reading this thread and giggling for the past 30 minutes. You, sir, are amazing and I cherish your existence. I love you. Unless Big Jock isn't being serious and you two planned out the joke - if so, nevermind. Judging by the time spans between the messages, I don't think so, though. Either way, I love this.

[@thesussybaka7733]

Any day now Big Jock is going to find out that this whole thing is a joke that got on his alien spaceship and flew over his head.

[@thatlemonguy1107]

I was once abducted by aliens. I was just sitting in my room listening to music and thinking, and then this creature with three wide, anime looking eyes, two legs and four arms came into my room and brought me to his space ship revealing I believe three others of his kind. While we were in the space ship, one of them said "Hey bro, we're just gonna run some experiments on you for a bit, you good with that?" I replied, "That's aight homie" and then after the experiments were done, which by the way it felt like 15 seconds at most, they brought me to their planet. But instead of something like a welcome, I was put into this cell with a floating bed the second we arrived. I was there for about a day or so, also feeling like 15 seconds at most, and then I was brought into a different room with a tentacle creature. They told me to start stripping, and that's when I realized I actually just had a VR headset on and I was playing a gау hеntаi game about an anime character getting abducted by aliens and then tentacle fuсkеd from his perspective. So I wasn't really abducted by aliens, but I guess I got the experience? It was pretty immersive. And before you ask, yes, it was hоt.

[@Dsuccessfulone]

The story about the planet of necks had me dying. 😂😂😂 “I abducted you because I just had to tell somebody about this fucked up wierd planet of the necks🤣

[@Dr0dd]

Trying to get into the History Channel's business now?

[@choptop81]

The neck planet feels like something out of Rick & Morty

[@cimignigni8360]

Whoever thought of it must have a very high IQ

[@alistersvenschoff1885]

Haha holy shit I thought that too

[@knottyfurball3864]

Cimi Gnigni shit meme

[@tash5540]

Rick and Morty is for damn normies who think they are cool, or not normies. Normies never think they're normies.

[@mariorobotnik8090]

It’s like this video was tailored to my sense of humor

[@aleener4138]

An alien came into my house picked me up over his head and then spun around in circles for a couple of minutes then I threw up on em and he left Me: wheeeeeeeeze😂

[@imthatguy2567]

The alien picked me up and spins in circles and I threw up on him and he left 😂😂😂😂😂😂 2:11

[@happymess3219]

imthatguy 😂 "why do you smell like a whole lotta hell"...

[@datbootlegger]

Haha, i could've not seen that by just warching the video.

[@BillyPalmerMusic]

Scary, really

[@oldi184]

It was hilarious.

[@alexitty_2061]

BillyOftenWilliamPalmer it’s fake

[@blusauce1484]

Alexitty _ woosh

[@blusauce1484]

BillyOftenWilliamPalmer woosh

[@animelabs96]

I know right they don't have magize and they are not clean

[@orleans4325]

The one where the guy said that the alien picked him up and spun him around till he threw up made me laugh so freakin hard.

[@AmberSixtyFour]

Thank god KZbin is here to give context to the concept of alien abductions

[@balajikarthik9641]

I literally thought these PPL were serious for a minute ...🤦🙆

[@dumbratbtch953]

they are ❄️

[@michiokaku1028]

We are not alone.

[@mxrt9626]

Stephen Hawking what's up steve

[@rezfult5291]

ur dead

[@OrangeBroom]

Hey its the guy who created nintendo

[@elvondrago96]

The thumbnail sketch of the alien looks like an main protagonist anime alien character! LOL

[@Areaninetyone]

Damn some people can't tell this is a parody.

[@marcar9marcar972]

Sam Luciano to be fair though it starts off really tame

[@christyofbattlebornbelievers]

nawww people know!

[@mikethelegendarygamer4581]

Well, I did so....

[@memeswiper]

That 3rd story really made me believe in aliens, like totally blew my mind.

[@daniellaescobar9292]

i swear when u watch stuff like this for a while it will fuck you up

[@cassiopeiaAlbascot]

I was so hoping the first guy was being serious, then realised it was supposed to be a joke. Instant humour kill

[@annbutil629]

Lmfaooooo omg I cant stop laughing with the second one

[@is-be6725]

This is hands-down the greatest thing on the Internet.

[@Alex-ve8uq]

" it's just necks, it's the worst fucking planet there is, ok". 💀

[@13CL456]

This video is a testament to the power of good background music. The music fits so perfectly and takes the video to a whole new world… an alien world, full of stinky, sloppy aliens and their busted alien cousins and coworkers.

[@cosmitotejeda5073]

First one sounds like it’s straight out of Rick and Morty.

[@windshearahead7012]

1:43 Alien : *then WALK, THIS AINT A TAXI, ITS AN ALIEN SPACE SHIP*

[@BreezeeGreenz]

Lol. Serious?

[@ichmachesport.undsie4348]

imagine arguing with aliens where to drop u off, like talking to a taxidriver

[@markofrot9845]

I’m genuinely concerned about the amount of people in the comments that don’t understand this is satire

[@FlaminDamon]

This is differently true. All stories happened to me when I was at the age of .3 months old.

[@jibb1451]

3:13 We found Tommy Wiseaus mom lol

[@theolddeus9672]

I did nawt

[@alexgourdine4895]

I can't stop laughing, that's hilarious! Super funny ! it was so ridiculous!

[@JK-uj9hs]

"Why do you smell like a whole lot of Hell? lmao

[@cracklasco]

When you small bad so you say a stinky alien is the cause.

[@siukong]

I got abducted six weeks ago. The aliens had apparently finally acquired some magazines, but unfortunately it seems they got confused and threw them all away. All they kept were all the paper insert cards that were inside. Luckily one of the inserts was one of those gluey cologne samples so at least I smelled nice. So they're not quite there yet, but they're making progress.

[@sthembisoradebe4479]

That neck story alien is something straight out of a Rick and Morty episode LOL

[@Inumaki_Senpai98]

Even I encountered once. I was sleeping and suddenly my roof ripped off and I was sucked into this big warm hole and next, I saw white sticky liquid all over the soft walls and as I struggled to get out, the walls got wetter and slimier. After a struggle for around two minutes, I was pushed out of the hole with a massive force of water like liquid. Next as I opened my eyes, my whole body was smelling like tuna and damn! That was a terrible experience.

[@klauscampagnoli198]

I will never get these 4 minutes back

[@knottyfurball3864]

klaus Campagnoli are you complaining

[@friendpups]

12 minutes for me

[@briang.2218]

It sounds like either a Bad Lip Reading video or a Rick and Morty episode.

[@bencook6411]

I woke up disoriented, I could tell something was off, because all my furniture was missing and there were aliens standing above me.

[@A_Oseg71]

I couldn't help it, I almost died laughing beause the guy was abducted just to be told about the neck planets and then the woman got dropped in the ocean and then in another state. They were trying to just ditch her anywhere 😂😂😂

[@jonathanmoraga8788]

I literally pissed my pants watching this 🤣🤣🤣 Keep up the good work 👌🏼

[@mylogic156]

I was abducted once and to this day I have no idea what cats are......wtf are they?

[@Trollingunicorn3]

not dogs. that's all the information ive been able to gather on cats throughout my life so far. ill come back with any new info I get.

[@secondandonly8032]

Imagine Studios they're good at giving head

[@slowanddeliberate6893]

The part about necks had me rolling...lol

[@Harriqo]

‘Can I do some weird alien shit to u?’ ‘Yeh’ ‘I’m bored can I have some magazines’

[@moally55]

"yeah guys, just drop me off down town"... Such a great, open relationship they have with the Aliens!

[@kaleidojess]

Especially that woman at the end 😂

[@moltdisciple4484]

When she shows the picture of the three aliens I couldnt help but think of the song "The Boooys Aaaare Baaack in Toooown!"

[@headflap7569]

Poor lady has to deal with the stinky alien in his ship full of mud.

[@HelpfulAdversary]

I remember being abducted by aliens one time. They came to my house and got me into their vehicle. They took me to their home and then cooked a meal for me, then asked me about my country. They were the nicest Mexicans that I had ever met.

[@ethanl5527]

I was once abducted by an alien. It was a large silver pancake like ship, and the alien inside used mechanical tentacles to extract me from the hole I was residing in. I was so terrified because I had left my pants back at olive garden out of respect for the death of Alexander the Great's nephew. The alien just stared at me when I went into the spaceship. I asked him why, and he started to snarl at me. That's when I realized that he was in a poor emotional state, and his wife was abusive. So I became his lawyer, helped him file for divorce, and he even got to keep his kids. To this day, it still keeps me up at night how the aliens have a more efficient legal system then Albania does.

[@dogwalker1697]

the dude with the medical surgery seemed so chill hes like oh hey yeah you can do that..*couple min later* yeah um im bored

[@jamieseiple]

Sadly even after seeing this, people will still deny the existence of aliens. Proves how dum people can be.

[@Fluxquark]

Hey! That's Alan at 2:18! He taught me a lot about how towels work! I bet magazines about towels are his favourite!

[@tommyfitz4702]

I died at 2:10

[@marcar9marcar972]

Same

[@melaniejerrils2635]

Omg, that last woman. My alien was fat and stinky. How dare he be stinky and have mud in his space ship. LOLOL

[@jefemuga416]

LMAO, not what I expected but worth the watch. the first and the last ones are the best.

[@Foxxx-01]

which documentary are theyre parodying?

[@TheJJStudios]

3:24 stinky count (23)

[@mart4208]

i'm dying in the wrong house part lmfao 🤣🤣

[@myur88]

Hahaha i was watching this video in beginning very seriously and in middle and at end of video not stop my laugh 😂😂

[@LavenderSheepCielo]

"Hey, we're gonna do some weird alien **** to your body" xD

[@shump7202]

There are 5 people who gave stories in this video. Everybody got nearly a minute of screen time, with the exception of Gabe. He had 6 fucking seconds.

[@acethereactor6170]

I thought these guys were serious at first. 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@BSIII]

The guy at 2:50 sounds exactly like youtube spooky story narrator, 'slumber reads'. Woah lol

[@aliencreature8475]

I wonder if that stinky alien could be Barry, or Larry.... hmmm...

[@skinlizard2251]

Yo, do you know my man Terry? Great guy, drives an old 1982 snogblog schnopper saucer model. He's really chill.

[@aliencreature8475]

@@skinlizard2251 Terry!? Yeah great guy! I buy all my Cassettes from him!

[@skinlizard2251]

@@aliencreature8475 He has like the cheapest prices man. Great guy.

[@muzzbrudr]

Lol who paid them to do this.

[@Anthonyianazone]

“The stinky alien”😂😂😂

[@lordeli8866]

I don't know but this Alien who told them about the planet of Necks, seems like a really cool dude, he just needed someone to talk too whilst he was stoned is all

[@mongster5780]

I was on my rice farm when I was abducted. They strapped me to a wooden table, and probed me with their m a g n u m d o n g.

[@fabulousdolphin4221]

oh my

[@Logjambam]

Star neck. The neckst generation

[@greenwxy344]

How does this only have 27 likes🤣🤣🤣

[@billy-uo9mb]

hahahaha dropped her at popeyes 😂😂

[@spencerhughes3936]

Bruh these are the wildest abduction stories I’ve ever heard 💀

[@grahamhill2277]

why are there so many dislikes lol this video is great

[@chasetremblay2298]

1 lovechild of robin Williams and john c riely

[@titaniumman1201]

I remember my abduction. While on board the ship I was thrust into shehole.

[@kalpic11]

The last one reminded me of something on no laugh news room from College Humor.

[@Jwelsh-uh5rs]

I'm open to the abduction phenomenon. Even if these people are legitimate I laughed my ass off.

[@treetheenderhyena1880]

Click Hole is literally run by The Onion