The Most CURSED Subreddit (ft. Mr. Beard)

[@dxlltopia]

Ethans suit rly makes him look like a confused child at a funeral

[@sophzillaaa]

LMFAOOO

[@boojersey13]

Deadass they both look like the little boy from The Ring in different ways

[@mattcottrell3286]

I was trying to put my finger on this description, thank you!!!!

[@jeremygreen2883]

It's funny because it's true! That's a solid comment right there!

[@ohaiClemmy]

😂🤣😭😭😭💯💯

[@MF-R]

Mr.Beard's delivery of '"It's all p0rn if you have the right attitude." Deserves an Emmy or w/e that award for actors is.

[@fashbasher2120]

I believe they are called the AVN awards.

[@themyofmy]

@@fashbasher2120 angry video game nerd awards??

[@DeadlyEwookie]

It's called Thanks For The Gold Kind Stranger

[@maeb288]

saw this comment without context i am so confused lol these videos are always amazing Edit: ok i was just seen it and omg yes he deserves an award

[@jamesmcgrath1731]

Egot? Emmy -Grammy- Oscar Tony?

[@cronchybo]

the suit life of Ethan and Mr. Beard

[@tukamousa9025]

This is a very good comment

[@arielleklein5420]

omg

[@allisonavery7273]

take my comment so your good comment can go higher lol

[@frankiesayspanic]

take my updoot

[@s0Shi]

Nice

[@bonezobi8279]

my favorite visual from this video is two people in suits clapping politely at a reddit comment

[@rainydayjules]

smh mr beard didn’t even steal his shoelaces from the President

[@virtuousthing9070]

AA

[@Miraclelittlepie]

Tumblr user spotted

[@MayvaAva]

Lmaoo nooo don’t out urself like this

[@literallyafishhook]

i'm bursting into tears how dare you remind me of this

[@amelia3146]

ca. 2012 😮‍💨✌️

[@jaendhoe3962]

Most cursed thing I've ever said was when I complained about my watery eyes "why are my eyes so juicy 😩"

[@ZijnShayatanica]

AAAAAH, CHRIST.

[@Grace-er9ep]

Now that is cursed

[@lilypaigeham]

Mine was something like "I like my milk as solid as my teeth, soft and mushie"

[@jeremygreen2883]

It's funny because it's true! That's a solid comment right there!

[@toreason8146]

Reminds me of the time a patient complained of "spicy eyes" meaning itchy 🤣🤣

[@LostApotheosis]

Tumblr has desensitized me to this. Also "cursed" content doesn't work if its all curated into one place. It works on Twitter or tumblr because its dispersed between regular posts so it's unexpected. Also these ones are just bad.

[@actualgoblin]

even the curated collections of "actually good" cursed comments i've seen are 90% unfunny recycled content also way too many obvious self-screenshots. mofos will even like/upvote their own comment to make up for the fact that it was "cursed" enough to grab absolutely no one's attention. dude your comment wasn't funny on the first site you posted on why would it be funny here

[@yeethittter1285]

When they're all collected instead of spread out evenly, you start to realise that these cursed comments are literally all the same 3 jokes

[@hughcaldwell1034]

Four months late but yes, I agree. I noticed the same thing with collections of hilariously wrong (or spookily right) comments from before C-19. They're funny in the wild precisely because you aren't expecting them.

[@ElariaFlori]

As someone who will look at this subreddit every once in a while, you REALLY need to dig deep to find anything even remotely funny. Just goes to show that 8th grade humour will never escape the pits of dark humour, edgyness, and stupidity.

[@squidcultist0022]

Not even dark humor. Instead it's literally just "ha minorities"

[@rubyferrari8566]

as an eighth grader, this is wrong. we also make stupid puns and stupid self-aware jokes that aren't funny.

[@junglejin3096]

It doesn't even fit with the definition of dark humour tho, they just call it that to sound cool :/

[@ThylineTheGay]

@@squidcultist0022 reddit in a nutshell

[@wip8889]

@@squidcultist0022 saying "ha minorities" ironically while being a minority is still wildly funnier than every post in this video hegejagse

[@BlueLizardKing]

One of the saddest things about these terrible cursed comments is that 90% of the time you know exactly which famous comment they're trying to copy or cash in on.

[@mechanomics2649]

This is honestly an issue on Reddit as a whole. Everyone desperately trying to be the next "Reddit celebrity".

[@skylerclyne6542]

something something this guys dead wife

[@diversifiedplural6294]

I'm autistic and no lie for half a second I was like "why did she take a child to a vet?" before my brain caught up

[@jeremygreen2883]

It's funny because it's true! That's a solid comment right there!

[@mechanomics2649]

@domovoi butler Good for you, I guess.

[@SNK_LRD]

It annoys me that it could’ve been a funny comment if it was just at: “Why did she take her son to the vet?” But no, they had to make it all wordy and include the fact that the child is autistic.

[@babyface3396]

@domovoi butler I thought some of the comments were silly on their own. I guess my humor hasn't evolved much further that "lol 8th grade edgy"

[@cannedrabies]

tbh i feel like it couldve been funny if the delivery was better, it took way too long to get to the punchline, i think most reddit jokes have that problem lol

[@xanderguyer7512]

Kind of glad this subreddit is out here accidentally documenting the dregs of reddit humor. It's like hostile architecture meant to warn future generations about radioactive waste. "This is not a place of honor."

[@Jack-pe4we]

hey i love your pfp

[@themyofmy]

Nice pfp

[@explodingegg123]

you have an epic pfp.

[@pokemonfanthings4444]

Like Tumblr. It’s an internet dumpster. 99% of the people who use it know this. I engage daily.

[@yodontheduck]

it puts the "red" in "reddit"

[@JustDina778]

Ah yes two business men doing business… this is the content I support

[@theomacer3094]

I want a reboot of that "old rich guys laughing" meme but it's just Ethan and Mr. Beard

[@yodontheduck]

i go to their channels for solely business-related content

[@hughcaldwell1034]

This is just making me think of Vincent Adultman.

[@Lion-ms7wq]

Its nice to know Reddit has not changed in the slightest in the last 4 years since I stopped browsing it regularly. And it's REALLY nice to know, that literally ALL of the jokes remain the same, so if I should one day suffer from immense amnesia, I can just continue on tipping my fedora to kind reddit strangers thanking them for their gold and commenting something vaguely sexual, not remembering I had ever lost my virginity. Stay golden, Reddit. Someday, Reddit Island will exist. It's not a rug-pull this time. I swear.

[@neb1167]

HAHAHAH REDDIT ISLAND OMG i forgot about this

[@lukelyon1781]

Wtf even is reddit gold? Are people giving you actual money, or just likes and attention?

[@peterdafox]

The absolute Chad sigma behavior of putting on a suit for a Beard collab is so next level. Made me laugh before the video even really started. Bravo!

[@hyperdiegesis]

A cursed conversation that still haunts me today is I tapped on my friend’s belly noticing that she was a bit bloated and asked “aww what’s this?” without any hesitation she replied “rotten eggs” refering to her period being late…

[@christal9440]

my GOODNESS 😨😨

[@boonejbruce]

I -think- (and take this with a grain of salt) the "Carrie on My Wayward Son" bit is also a play on the fact that everytime that song plays on the HIT show Supernatural, a main character dies. And since the first responders thought she was dead, and dressed as Carrie... Regardless, it was a bad comment, not cursed.

[@revwroth3698]

Normally I have an immediate distrust of anyone wearing a suit, but I have found that the more disheveled they appear the less I distrust them.

[@kai_maceration]

Ikr it's kinda like you feel immense sympathy because if they look disheveled while wearing formal clothing you assume something has gone wrong on a day that was supposed to be special for them

[@venusrelic2897]

reddit is genuinely one of the unfunniest apps i've ever been on, the only time i've laughed us when looking at lgbtq meme subs

[@SNK_LRD]

I mean. Gay people are just automatically funnier. It’s a known fact.

[@huntercasteel8444]

I think that’s a consequence of reddit being so sectioned off into such specific, small communities that some of them stagnant humor-wise

[@joepapa1189]

Aspie memes are also pretty solid, even if not on the spectrum there’s a lot of introvert/socially awkward jokes

[@totinospizzarolls9502]

r/196, r/1968, r/196x, r/196x2 i actually really think these are the funniest ones I’ve come across but they’re all anarchy ones so you’ve gotta dig for the gold

[@DragonMaiden77]

True

[@agroteraaaa]

r/HolUp is very similar to this because it's a subreddit that regularly makes popular and it single-handedly has made me try to figure out how to hide subreddits (you can't)

[@howlsmoodycastle9313]

If you want to hide subreddits on mobile, use the Boost for reddit app. I haven't had to suffer r/HolUp and other garbage subs for years, reddit can be kinda pleasant sometimes now. Haven't figured out how to mass filter the stupid comments yet tho

[@minnows-_-]

@@jelly.4125 yeah was just about to say. r/holup is so unfunny and half the posts are like: girl……… but trans?!????

[@actualgoblin]

@@minnows-_- y'all it's not shock humor if you've been making the same joke 20 times a day for the past... how old is the "this person failed to meet my conventional gender expectations, i am literally rolling on the floor rn" brand of humor, again?

[@andr0medaz]

9:00 no ethan, the joke is: what if this redditor... was a predditor😳

[@meinenklinke]

Hey-O!

[@cool0400]

The coconut comment is only cursed if you know about the specific reddit story of the guy that screwed one. If I remember correctly, the coconut got really nasty and moldy and I think he used it more than once, if that story is even remotely true.

[@mayceecries]

ADDING more DISGUSTING details, he kept reusing it without cleaning, and it got infested with maggots, and he found out WHILE doing it again

[@SLUDGEWARE]

congratulations you guys are not cursed with the forbidden knowledge of The Coconut

[@gnocchidokey]

Dude right? The real curse is in the comments or something idk??

[@pokemonfanthings4444]

Ethan wearing his suit on the outside is so much more respectful than what Kurtis Connor did, having the nerve to wear his suit UNDER his t-shirt. Ethan did it right.

[@born2Bgoth]

i took unlimited amounts of psychic damage just from watching this, I cant imagine how long Ethan and Mr Beard had to sit in a dark room after this just to recover. Ethan said the narwhal quote and I legit felt my life force was being sucked out by that thing from Monsters Inc. My tumblr is STILL out there somewhere...... *shudders* ......Ethan, we use the same joycons!

[@gaywoman420]

i have the same color joycons as well! they remind of a watermelon :)

[@rebeccadunahoo9201]

RightToTheFace is my old Tumblr 😬😅 I thought my URL was the GOAT

[@7PMNewz]

Reddit is a nest of fucking incurable evils. Thanks for the video, kind Ethan.

[@Wheres_Bunny]

Smh you forgot when Kurtis wore a suit under his usual clothes….That’s dedication

[@pokemonfanthings4444]

No the same! Kurtis hiding his suit underneath his t-shirt and tats was such a let down. The disrespect. /sarcasm don’t come for me

[@altusshow7574]

Hr best thing about this video: it's technically true.

[@rebeccadunahoo9201]

Actually, the video is factually correct, and that makes it hella bacon epicness!!

[@lacexv]

My friend is really good at cursed comments. My personal favorite quote from her is "sour patch kids don't taste like kids at all." Makes me laugh every time I think about it.

[@rai1578]

3:28 knowing exactly which coconut loving guy they're talking about and the story surrounding it definitely makes the comment a bit more cursed. I will never be able to erase that story from my mind

[@glswain]

The suits lend an automatic air of authority and gentility. It’s why Reviewbrah is the master of KZbin.

[@kikiblair5132]

Whang does a video on the coconut story. Go listen to it and you'll immediately know why that's cursed. Just make sure you're ready for maggots in places they shouldn't be.

[@elise.2436]

i’ve heard enough to know i will not be watching that oh god 🧍‍♀️

[@alexx5064]

whang is a class act, only upstaged by these two lads

[@kikiblair5132]

@@alexx5064 I love his videos and it cracks me up every time he's sponsored by Manscaped. Lol. The guy holds himself pretty well and is surprisingly professional for the kind of content he's often covering. Plus I'm actually old enough to have been around for during some of the older things he talks about like YTMND. I was on that site almost everyday in high school.

[@TotosTales]

Yikes I’d managed to bleach the coconut story from my brain until I read this comment 🥴

[@molluscumlore]

I saw them talking about the coconut comment and I was cringing a little at the whoosh, but mostly just jealous of them not having read that lol

[@strawbweery]

you guys are so refreshing and actually funny as a girl it’s so hard to find actual funny youtubers who’s jokes aren’t making fun of marginalized groups

[@forty_two42]

I daydream about a narrative sequel to Pokemon Red/Blue where Red is an adult and Blue is a professor now. I daydream about Anarcho- Syndicalism. I daydream about what I would do with the remote from Click. I daydream about living in Star Trek. I don't want to fight a bear. I want to fight the Borg

[@basementdwellercosplay]

I think people confuse weird or edgy comments for cursed. Like I've seen some pretty cursed comments and these aren't close

[@edgarcardiff7874]

My personal favorite was an unrelated reply that Google mistranslated to "my body burns and eats"

[@sourgreendolly7685]

Dang these are some spiffy boys! Very professional.

[@Amber_123]

i am LIVING for the mr. beard + ethan dynamic

[@bashbashfulsson4540]

Man, I'm disappointed you guys didn't get to the transphobia! That shit's always funny, especially when they say "attack helicopter". No need for a punchline after that.

[@thewooddove2]

That's r/onejoke you're looking for. Though I bet in the waves of edgy teens there's bound to be the occasional attack helicopter ot two anyway.

[@snowrios8084]

@@thewooddove2 r/cursedcomments has a huge issue with thinking being transphobic is cursed/funny too tho. So does NoahGetTheBoat and Cringetopia

[@thewooddove2]

@@snowrios8084 every meme subreddit thinks trans jokes are "funny" It's sickening

[@s_o_c_s_2041]

I used to be a huge fan of the cursed comments subreddit when i was a 12 year old boy in middle school with anger issues. Thats the fan base. Im gay now so thats fun.

[@stupid.caillou]

Men>

[@MarshmallowEclipse]

I feel like "cursed" content online has become something of the millennial and gen Z equivalent of stupid puns in Minions memes posted by Facebook moms. "I'm in shape. Round is a shape." Hardee fucking harr.

[@rensawyer5623]

Seeing them both dressed up makes me happy :) just some spiffy looking people - matching each other’s energies

[@thebestcompletely9078]

I sent the jellyfish one to one of my friends a couple weeks ago and she went ‘That’s what they put in our anti-depressants’. Definitely wasn’t cursed, just absolutely true (no hate to people who have psych meds, mine just made me 10x worse and they were given to me to make me so tired my doctors wouldn’t have to deal with me)

[@adelemon4409]

Ethan and Mr. Beard are the same genre of person

[@samquinn2769]

excellent collab of two very well dressed boyz

[@SweetIrony0]

My boys looking like they walked off the set of reservoir dogs.

[@sheratesrocks]

from the first time you say “thank you for ____ kind stranger,” you are sentenced to being painfully unfunny from then on

[@theeducationofbayush1201]

Why is all "edgy humor" just, you know this group of people that's constantly harassed and made fun of? IsN't ThAt FuNnY!!! 😂🤣💀

[@zoroark567]

Cursed Comments really strikes me as one of those subreddits that became much worse as it grew. I’ve never been active on it but I’ve seen so many subs that seem to just lose the point once they become big enough to be karma farms.

[@gunkwizardry]

the fact that this subreddit is active and people think its funny is the cursed part.

[@spacecase2493]

"the narwhal bacons at midnight" is objectively ten times lamer that "i like your shoelaces" like at least tumblr had the decency to make the response weird and the question normal so you wouldnt weird out random people

[@laurencesoro4438]

No... No... My poor summer childs... that coconut story was one of the two most cursed story i ever had the displeasure to stumble upon on reddit...

[@SimplyMattis]

i hate reddit so much oh my god i hate reddit

[@eg816]

this is how i learned mr beards name is ryan 💀

[@lilacstories]

i love the take on internet popular and really terribly bad jokes, finally someone says it😭

[@plutousez]

you two play off eachother so well pls collab more lol

[@theomacer3094]

I'm gonna watch Mr. Beard's content even _harder_

[@desulek7835]

I swear i hear the "natural selection has failed" so much when someone the internet dislikes survives

[@samueldeadman5733]

I think r/niceguys has much more cursed comments than that subreddit ever will

[@puppycharmss]

half this shit can be summed up under the "rule 34" joke category i feel like i aged 20 years trying to find this funny

[@fmbray_]

Yes! I'm so happy you're getting all this exposure! You even got Mr. Beast on here!!

[@pokemonfanthings4444]

I’m a vegan who hates PETA. I’m autistic and hate Autism Speaks. I love working out but despise ‘gym bro’ culture (the toxic stuff not the actual supportive people) not all organizations positively represent the groups they claim to. PETA has probably turned more people away from veganism. They’re definitely one of the reasons vegans are bullied on the internet (and in real life)

[@mushroomsoup2866]

This is less the kinda curse thats like "oh shit a wizard made my bones fall out" or like, werewolf curse. It's more the subtle curse when you get 3 months down the line and you're like "oh yea these comments gave me a vague sense of depression about the state of the world"

[@stinkyjenna]

realizing mr beard isn’t his legal name 🤧

[@noidea4254]

I'm 23 and this subreddit makes me feel geriatric.

[@rainydayjules]

Ethan the only Respectful KZbinr

[@user-ld6th3vw8e]

maybe the real cursed comments are the people reposting these going "wow funniest shit ive ever heard in my life", or the friends we made along the way idk

[@BlitzedPort]

"Le epic curse" just made my week.

[@mossypebbles]

I've been online since i was 11 and the most cursed comment I saw recently. It was either a charlie vod or whatever stream he was reacting to. "I peed in my sisters butt and now there's worms when I pee" This was on a police chase stream and i hate that it plauges my thoughts occasionally.

[@huskylover8167]

the besr part about the commenrt your quoting is that you dont have to repeat it!

[@MF-R]

*sitting around in long gitch and a hoody* I think I'm underdressed for this youtube video... and life in general.

[@SheepUndefined]

What's a long glitch? Google refuses to show me anything but trailer hitches, bc they decided to remove the option to say "no I didn't mean that"

[@Silliest-guy-the-ever]

2012? What’s that, I don’t remember why I forgot myself.

[@menheramorii]

i was really sad because of how fast this video went by- would absolutely love to see more of you together! the humor was immaculate.

[@rbitrary]

The very first one has even more edgy shock humor than you thought! It also implies bestiality! The funniest topic!

[@Cat-fe1fg]

That suit has me feeling some type of way 👀

[@Teefs001]

Oooo boy the dopamine and serotonin I got from this collab was so damn good it offsets the pain of the "cringe"!

[@pokadrew7522]

Oh no! I forgot to wear my suit while watching this video

[@FlareonSky]

Somehow I successfully suppressed the memory of where I heard the coconut story but not the coconut story itself

[@thebasecadet4474]

The thing with reddit, the jokes get beat to shit. The coconut joke is... ummm... he effed it, for a long time, and then there were maggots in it. Another "inside joke" of redditors. and also i'm sorry lmao

[@Confetticakesuprise]

As soon as I saw Ethan I went “BOSS BABY”

[@tojki9325]

Cursed comments Reddit- "So you mean potty humor and horribly mean jokes? We gotcha."

[@abigaill]

Incredible comedic chemistry from this duo, I love it

[@antonluvs]

As someone who used to find r/cursedcomments funny, holy shit - you made me realize just how unfunny it is.

[@glowvxn]

you guys remind me of that one dude in every high school who had a rolling suitcase backpack and wore a suit to school

[@nullskey8370]

so handsome in this video, almost distracting o:

[@dionemartins0212]

I posted there once. It was cursed, but not edgy I don't remember the context, but the things were: "You can't tell me what to do! I will not romanticize my spaghetti, in fact, I will degrade my spaghetti." "Cruel" "What if the spaghetti likes it and has given consent" "hot"

[@CheapVacationYT]

hey ethan! does your tv stand in the back have enough space to take the switch out of the dock without tilting it over or not?

[@0ddCharacter]

asking the real hard questions here

[@myklklein1965]

This is the video version of making a bigot explain their shitty joke to point out how fucked up it was. A+

[@Abolas452]

The bear one genuinely made me laugh not gonna lie 😂 it actually works for that one

[@virsonyx]

As an aromantic asexual I didn’t even think anything of the fried lemons

[@CyberSaiyan13]

So just for context. That 1st comment about the guy who F'd a coconut, was actually referencing a different reddit post that went viral a few years ago about a guy talking, in detail, about how he tried to have sex with a coconut.

[@daybreakshooter]

I hate cursedcomments so much, I would definitely advise you to check out r/cursedcommetn, very entertaining.

[@finpin2622]

man somehow fucking Tumblr has better "cursed" content than reddit. At least tumblr's cursed shit makes you go "oh god, what the fuck?". This is just "ew".

[@finpin2622]

Tumblr cursed is like, the bone stealing person, the person that made a necklace out of a human toe, the person who's family owned child slaves, etc, but I guess that's not as easy to boil down into a subreddit.

[@croaklikeatoad4384]

Does Mr. Peethan know how good the suit and round glasses look

[@noponomarenko5484]

I love this video you played off of Mr beards more serious attitude in such an entertaining way

[@cringelemon5365]

ethan is online (and dressed up)

[@bammythegreat]

that subreddit made me feel like i got stung by that jellyfish

[@t_byrdie4682]

Okay the coconut one made me recoil a bit. The redditor is referencing a TIFU post about a dude fucking a coconut, leaving it, and then fucking it again-except it had maggots in it. The comment itself isn't bad, but if youre chronically online (like me) the context makes it awful

[@lukaphoenix1568]

"please like, comment, and fuck this video" yessir!

[@naydra1820]

OMGG THE COLLAB HUMANITY NEEDED

[@Banana_D]

10:47 to clear up a bit of confusion, the first comment wasn't a part of the "cursed comment" the poster was just to lazy to crop it out

[@Honeybunny_bun]

Ethan's example of a cursed comment was more cursed than anything the subreddit provided 😭

[@kendallwiseman8840]

The collab we needed!!!!!