The Most Deranged Conservative...

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[@TheKid377400]

The funniest part about the conservative idea of "Why have pride month? You have rights now. Oppression is over." is that you could say the same about the 4th of July. Why you celebrating still? The British left over 200 years ago.

[@Jane-oz7pp]

Difference is, the British aren't trying to take America back, but people are constantly trying to take our rights away lmao

[@imsotiredofthiscrap2341]

@@Jane-oz7pp that would be pretty interesting though. imagine if the British tried to conquer us again after so long lol. twitter would have a hayday.

[@Anselmer_]

They haven't left! I won't rest until America stops speaking English... wait

[@noriii]

@@imsotiredofthiscrap2341 someone just screamed through my neighborhood talmbout "the british are coming" ??? ppl be crazy man 🤣🤣 now they shooting wait wh

[@mariaquiet6211]

@@noriii Sorry about that. I'll keep my weird sex games quiet next time.

[@thevoid747]

why the hell is Christian so obsessed with the length of women’s arm hair??? Is this a kink? It’s a kink, isn’t it

[@gwencere9383]

as a woman who grows out my armpit hair these dickheads are so unoriginal with their insults lol

[@kiralonely1307]

Or the color for that matter. As someone who has dyed my hair nearly every color of the rainbow, and happens to be a feminist, I find it weird when people are always like 'BlUe HaIrEd FeMiNiSt" bullshit. Like, if a feminist has brown hair or green hair or blond/e hair, do they suddenly get a pass? It just seems like such a specific strawman tbh.

[@loune3799]

@@gwencere9383 I shave mine because they get itchy and uncomfortable when it grows out. His tiktok makes me want to grow them out regardless of how uncomfortable they feel, just because he cares so much. Especially when half his content is whining about being told what to do regarding masks lmao.

[@ontxtteredwxngs]

@@loune3799 same. not only grow it out, but dye it blue lol

[@zitronentee]

I don't think it's a Christian thing. Just some self-righteous Christian.

[@ashyash_xyz]

I feel like this is what happens when a closeted teen is crushed by the weight of an ultra conservative family that shames everything they do.

[@gavinperch9413]

Do you know if he is openly gay or is this a character he is playing to parody gay people?

[@ashyash_xyz]

@@gavinperch9413 Honestly I'm not 100% Whatever the case is he's 10000000000000% doing it for views and attention regardless.

[@rio6653]

No for real, it seems like he’s trying to uphold all these extreme conservative ideologies so people around him will look past the parts of him they don’t approve of. It’s like he’s the friend that allows people to degrade his community cus he wants to be a part of the group yk?

[@pierregikh]

@@rio6653 that makes so much sense.

[@WinterReflections]

I'm pretty sure he's openly gay, and that's why the right loves him. They love any token conservative they can get. Black and gay? Perfect person for them to point to to be like "see, we can't be racist or homophobic".

[@Rikigals]

Trump would literally call him the f-slur to his face and he would thank him for it

[@namename9194]

Trump would throw his keys at Christian, thinking he's a valet, call him a slur, and the dude would lean in for a kiss

[@PissyLissy]

Trump used to own his dad's football team, so he wouldn't have a choice lol

[@thesun5275]

Trump would call him that while Christian was sucking his dick under a desk.

[@closetgremlinnamedace]

Christian obviously has a humiliation kink.

[@amelialalllalala3914]

Trump would kiss him... Not- not with alot of enjoyment

[@JJLD94]

He’s yelling so much about gay stereotypes but is feeding into the stereotype that gay men are loud, flamboyant, rude, judgmental people. Love that for him.

[@theeccentric7263]

Ironic.

[@plague8163]

"I DON'T LIKE GAY STEREOTYPES. I'LL COMBAT THEM BY PLAYING INTO THEM!!!"

[@jordan6416]

Hmm interesting 👀

[@timothypullins4049]

Wait what? I get loud and flamboyant, but I didn’t know they saw us as rude and judgmental.

[@JJLD94]

@@timothypullins4049 😂 i mean that was always the stereotype people used in my area. The ‘mean gays’ lol

[@auqustfire]

Christian just screams "privilege". I'm not surprised at all to find out who his dad is. He's probably never worked a real job his entire life, lmao. What a clown.

[@plague8163]

You don't get it, though. His dad told him that conservatives are hard workers, so now he thinks that he worked so hard for his trust fund. Dw it starts to make sense if you turn your brain off for a sec

[@samanthadouglas5446]

He was complaining about gas prices when buying almost 20 whole gallons of gas. Like dude, drive a Prius

[@lukiepuki8861]

It’s his American duty to drive a gas guzzler

[@herefortheshrimp1469]

How big is that damn tank!?

[@SamGlaze]

And freaking out about how the number “kept going up” - as if under Trump the cost would have just hard capped somewhere and not gone up even when he kept putting gas in there?

[@phoenixgirl70]

@@herefortheshrimp1469 Wouldn’t surprise me if that suv/tank had 2 gas tanks.

[@mintvelvet3351]

ALSO THE GIVENCHY HOODIE

[@jazzillion8356]

idk if people generally know this but his dad was a famous NFL player and is now a Senate candidate backed by Trump. suddenly everything made sense when I found that out

[@yeehaw6118]

coming from personal experience, sounds like he mightve been kind of forced into this mindset by his parents. makes me sad.

[@dennis7488]

Herschel Walker was one of the most talented football players of all time. He actually played on the football team that trump owned back in the day. And yeah, he’s always been a raging conservative for some reason, and even backed trump obviously during that time in the presidency

[@smallgay]

Seems like the brain damage his dad suffered got passed down

[@magdalena_dewinter]

he hates his father

[@panopticonseye]

oh my god he's herschel walker's kid? that's wild

[@rio6653]

“The American flag is for everybody!!!!” No it’s not, it’s for Americans, y’all ain’t everyone. If anything the gay flag represents more people because it’s for LGBT+ in every country. Also I hope he realizes at some point that freedom of speech isn’t a blockade from consequences “do you support my right to call you stupid?” Yea but where does it state you can say something and we can’t say anything back?

[@Bionicbutter43]

Fr fr Like yea you can call me anything you want But then I'm allowed to call you a malfunctioning fecal processing plant with how much shit you're spewing

[@bailymarshall7779]

Technically the right to Freedom of Speech includes Freedom of Expression…. are they supporting Your right to express yourself or just demanding support for their right to talk about it? 🤔

[@Kanik_Crow]

ikr? It's almost like he defends everything against him and calls it a right for everyone but does the exact same stuff to everyone else.

[@plague8163]

@@bailymarshall7779 they wanna say something and do a mic drop, so when you actually have a valid argument they don't wanna hear it because you interrupt their undeserved mic drop.

[@chocomelo454]

I've seen people who've moved to the USA for refuge use ANY OTHER FLAG but the American flag. Like, if a swedish person moved to the USA because Sweden had some crisis going on, they're more likely to have a Sweden flag than an America flag. Since it's their heritage and all... So not even people who MOVED to the country want it. (I mean for a bit they did but nowadays they want to embrace their heritage and culture)

[@andreaarchaeology]

This is so insane that I'm nearly convinced hes a liberal making fun of conservatives.

[@HobieInTheBox]

Unfortunately, I don't think the reality is that sweet

[@karolejnaa13]

Yeah especially when he was screaming at the pride flags, it looked like a parody, but unfortunatly I'm pretty sure it's real

[@jfm14]

Right? I know it's real, but it's so over-the-top it feels like a parody.

[@WinterReflections]

He's just a grifter. He probably doesn't believe what he says, but it's not parody...it's shameless selling of your soul for personal gain as a token.

[@renaigh]

where I come from, Liberals are Conservatives.

[@cassidango8850]

I asked my boss if I could wear a pride pin because male customers wouldn’t stop hitting on me while I was working (and I am not attracted to men- plus they shouldn’t have been hitting on me like that anyways) and she said that “political imagery” is not allowed. Goddamn it breaks my heart that my identity is considered political.

[@Bionicbutter43]

One day it won't be. We just gotta stay strong

[@bigzzs1643]

Tuff because it is people don’t wear straight pins .and if your being harassed by weirdos do u think ur preference matters to them?

[@hiddenleafdrip3869]

@@bigzzs1643 I mean being straight isn't considered political solely because it's the societal norm? Nobody harasses me or has ever threatened me for being straight, and in history I've never seen straight people murdered for just being straight. So yeah maybe that's why it'd be weird to wear a pin stating your straight when the world already accomadates to you.

[@bigzzs1643]

@@hiddenleafdrip3869 so everybody should change for a small minority of people? and you dodged my point which is that it’s not appropriate work attire neither are dem or republican imagery her reason for wanting it allowed is bad and so is your point

[@mastermarkus5307]

@@bigzzs1643 Ah yes. That thing you just wrote is both logical and full of good grammar that makes it easily readable.

[@333SarahBeth]

"IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP!" yep, that's how paying by the gallon works. Was he expecting the price to stay the same no matter how much he put in?

[@namename9194]

Conservatives pogging at the gas pump as their 50-gallon truck that gets 2.4 MPG costs a shit ton to fill up

[@mostlysondheim1930]

honored to be the 420th like

[@NoahSamsen]

i lol'd pretty hard when I learned that this guy is Herschel Walker's son

[@cohenaustin2709]

Thank you for bringing this too my attention. I also lol'd. Your vids are great.

[@invader44444]

Shit, that makes so much sense.

[@RyanKuebel]

Wow.... that makes a lot of sense.

[@TrixieTheShark]

Lol typical rich kid behavior 🤣

[@cameroncobb98]

Oh good lord, this is too good to be true

[@thelastchannelonyoutube]

“Stop listening to feminists and listen to someone who you want to end up with” is so funny when it’s being said by the most obnoxious person in the world.

[@tylerwhite1322]

Also; why would straight men listen to you, Christian? They don’t want to end up with you, they want to date women. Make it make sense 😩

[@venipunkture]

plus i wanna end up with a feminist 💅🏻🖤

[@akicitaa.8233]

Straight, cis man here...I will only be with feminist women. The alternative to feminism isn't non-feminism, it's sexism.

[@kit922]

@@akicitaa.8233 bro, nice 🤘

[@themyofmy]

@@akicitaa.8233 i was gonna be like "KING" but then I realized how sad it was that the bar for kingdom is not being sexist

[@starojunes]

The fact that gay marriage was only legalized 6 YEARS AGO still blows my mind. Yea the lgbtq have come a long way and achieved a lot for their rights but the US still has a long way to go especially when there are people in power STILL trying to take away lgbtq rights. I also hate that my existence as a bi Hispanic woman is political but I hope to see the day when it is no longer considered political.

[@FreyaEinde]

That’s why anytime you hear somebody try to claim oh LGBT stuff is over with they have rights…dog whistle. The historical revisionism happens sooooo quick as a conservative talking point it’ll make your head spin.

[@especiallyspecialtm9093]

ayo! bi hispanic gang, rise up!! yeah, but my existence as a person being considered political does really suck, almost as much as all these people saying “homophobia isn’t real!” while being the most homophobic mfs on the planet

[@zach7877]

And it’s still not legal in a lot of countries :(

[@FaeQueenCory]

I remember a time when being queer in America was uncontroversial and nonpolitical.... It was every time before 1492. 💅

[@hauthot287]

And the way that overturning roe v wade is not only gonna take away abortion rights, but also the right to interracial and gay marriage along with a other thing a i already forgot

[@bryncore]

I love it when conservatives screech about people wanting things for free while also complaining that taxes and gas cost money 😶

[@mollymakesthings1458]

right!? like "huh, fires coming from inside the house there, buddy"

[@poppyseed5270]

It's kind of hilarious watching him scream at a rainbow flag from the inside of his car

[@herefortheshrimp1469]

It probably looked like he was yelling at the actual building to anyone nearby 😂

[@imsad3630]

The people walking to their car like: 0-0

[@fionatastic0.070]

I like how he’s complaining about gas prices preventing struggling families from getting to work while he simps for the political party that doesn’t want the working class to make living wages across the board and doesn’t want social safety nets for people who can’t work for some reason or even for people who are working and can’t afford basic necessities like ok

[@ladycheyne5607]

His political party doesn't even want him to have human rights. It's like watching a black man begging the Klan to let him in🥺🤣

[@Kanik_Crow]

It's almost like he defends him and people like him while talking about a specific right but doesn't give a shit when the same thing happens to anyone else.

[@hauthot287]

@@ladycheyne5607 no, bc I’m pretty sure that historically happened

[@caitlinjopepe541]

Also the party that got paid off by car companies and resulted in personal vehicles being a necessity

[@jasperkitaimedia]

to add to the "gays have rights now and have for some time, stop celebrating now" opinion that christian seems to have: he's awfully pressed about places not celebrating the independence of the US which happened in... *checks notes* 1776

[@Bionicbutter43]

Ikr like get over it

[@sophiathefurbst]

I think the term “pick me gay” works

[@plague8163]

Yeah, I live in the US, and I can confirm for those of you that don't know, we aren't under the rule of the crown. We won the 13 colony lead almost 300 years ago. Gay rights still aren't universal in the world, let alone the US. And don't forget this motherfucker said the US Flag is for everyone. So that means everyone is now an American, I guess, since our flag is for you too.

[@cocoisnuts4711]

I’d rather pay extra for gas than have literally anything trump would bring us

[@ttilah___]

tbh

[@thevoid747]

YES YES YES

[@donalddarko5807]

Reject vehicle return to horse. No gas

[@dubspool]

Reject car, *return to train*

[@GOFFBITZH666]

It’s time to bring back the rock!

[@alynsak]

This guy needs intensive therapy. He's angry about something, but it's not anything that he complains about. He's just really good ad projecting. I don't understand why humans feel 5he need to yell so much.

[@saliv88]

If you know who his dad is, it connects all the dots and then some.

[@Bacon__SteezBurger]

He sounds like the kid who came to school everyday in elementary, and would regurgitate the things he heard his parents say while watching the news the night before, so he could seem smart and mature, even though he had no idea what 80% of the words meant. He just used the same energy his parents used when saying them to make it seem like he did

[@xXluluchanelXx]

same energy of a 10 year old parroting her parent's talking points at a school board meeting in 2021

[@Kanik_Crow]

exactly lmao what a moron, he definitely used to do that but never grew out of it.

[@alexritchie4586]

I've always suspected this guy is a rentboy for closeted, rich, wet-pile-of-laundry Republicans/pastors, and these videos are just his way of advertising.

[@pierregikh]

makes sense, but that puts him in so much danger tho. idk why he would do that. tbh i worry a little, but not so much bc I don't like him lol.

[@Jane-oz7pp]

@@pierregikh He does it because he's been brainwashed his entire life into thinking that who he is is wrong

[@FortheLoveofMonsters]

ding ding ding!!! you got it!!

[@ethanstump]

I mean, republicans do intentionally foster a sense of sadomasochism in their followers, which tends to skew your sense of danger, and to tie excitement and feeling high to that as well, which further skews it. Not to mention the inherently delusional things they say and believe, it's easy to see how someone could get over their head yet somehow think there completely safe. (Source: raised Mormon)

[@spookyantelope1000]

it kills me when conservatives are like "non-binary isn't a gender! it shouldn't exist!!" but like... non-binary isn't a gender??? that's the whole point if your non-binary, you don't have a gender!! it's literally called NON binary!!

[@TheLingWitch]

It depends on what subcategory you are, so agender people would say they don't but bigender people would say that they do, for example ^^

[@thejesterscrwn]

It kind of IS a gender, non-binary just means outside the binary of male/masculine and female/feminine. And while non-binary is also a category of genders, people can identify as simply "non-binary" too...

[@moatrboat]

people think gender is a spectrum, it's more of a soup. hope this helps!!

[@andr0medaz]

@@moatrboat what does this MEAN

[@moatrboat]

@@andr0medaz :)

[@dubspool]

You know, maybe families wouldn’t be struggling to pay gas if we had a decent public transport system. Just a thought.

[@denaroth7296]

And paths for bikes and pedestrians so people would feel safe outside of a car.

[@apparentlylivin]

Yep

[@blacklightredlight2945]

@@denaroth7296 When I drive, the bike lanes are so faded out I don't even realize one is there until I see a bicyclist and stare at the road until I spot some of the spotted remains of what's supposed to be a bike lane. That's why I ride my bike on the sidewalks! It's so much, wait, why did the sidewalk just end for 30 feet for no reason? Who designed this?

[@plasticjesus444]

this.

[@necroflowers2244]

BUT BUT what about suburban sprawl? What would Karen and Ken do if they had to have their stroads narrowed so bike paths and sidewalks can be extended/added. Oh yeah, the people who live on Apple Orchard Lane say that's only welcoming "poor thugs" to walk through their cul de sac.

[@mikedahuman]

Christians: "They are taking the Christ out of Christmas" bro 75% of what we do at Christmas is taken from Pagan Traditions sooooo lol

[@blacklightredlight2945]

Christians really be like "Native religions evil! Oh wait, that one looks fun, that's ours now, we'll just kill all of you off so no one knows."

[@plague8163]

I'm so excited for Mas! I'm always so anxious for the day when Mas Eve comes around!

[@janetandamocha7874]

Normally I don't believe in speaking for an entire group of people, but as a lesbian, I would like to speak for 99.9% of the LGBTQIA+ community when I say: we don't know him.

[@tornadecho7894]

who's him? never heard of it

[@Notwoodcrawler]

As a straight person, we also don’t know him

[@michaelhaydenbell]

Didn't touch on the fact that there is absolutely NO FUCKING WAY he was getting 21+ gallons of gas for $30 a year ago as he claimed. That is hilariously false.

[@Fr3ud]

I love how people just blame Joe Bidden for gas prices going up like Joe just woke up one day and said: raise them prices 😂😂 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@iamahiphopfan3759]

Joe Biden only ran for president to raise the gas prices

[@Garsnoos]

Especially since the gas prices have gone up everywhere in the world this year 😅😂

[@Fr3ud]

@@Garsnoos ikr 🤦🏾‍♂️ they just need someone to blame

[@clioalexandra6485]

It's almost like we had a global pandemic that halted pretty much every industry around the world.

[@dustee3598]

No it was George Washington's fault 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡😡

[@emilyreed28]

Hey, female here... just want to say that I don't mind if a man watches porn and having a personality IS EXTREMELY important to me. Maybe jts just me though. He does seem to be an expert. . Also, why does he care how long someone's armpit hair is? But, can we all just unite and maybe send him somewhere? Ya know, a nice place where people share his values. IDEA! We send him to the Bible belt. I'm from there, trapped here actually, and I'm sure that all the conservatives down here would just love to have him as an addition.

[@mintvelvet3351]

Female? You’re not an animal ffs.

[@mintvelvet3351]

Oh yeah you being in the bible belt explains that then.

[@reneew8181]

@@mintvelvet3351 why are you attacking someone for using a term to describe themselves? Unless the person was using "female" as some kind of anti-trans signal or something, there's no reason for that. I definitely get the creeps most of the time when a guy says "females" to describe us, but someone describing themselves? Nah.

[@aatlaantic]

@@mintvelvet3351 I'd make the same point as Renee did before me, but that would be a bit pointless, so I'll just point out that humans are actually animals, something I hope most children would know.

[@BOFAMET]

Also a woman here, and I'm anti porn for ethical/industry-related reasons and so is my partner who is a straight guy. I'm also extremely sex positive and kink positive and I'm active in kink communities. Honestly it's perfectly fine for other women to not want partners who watch porn, just like any other relationship boundary it needs to be openly communicated and consented to by both parties. The real issue is shaming and finger pointing when someone doesn't adhere to the same lifestyle. I'd liken it to being similar to being a vegan - the choice is fine and reasonable advocacy is fine, but browbeating and proselytizing is not.

[@hauntedsunsets]

we respect all people here ❤ gay, trans, lesbian, nonbinary, american ❤ love is love

[@plague8163]

American is my favorite sexuality

[@WishGender]

My gender is American. My pronouns are free/dom. /s

[@johnoconnell5004]

Love is love and Trans rights are human rights.

[@MayorVideo]

@@WishGender why do you haave ***THEREE** pronouns, free dom and s

[@leavemealone7159]

I am American sexual ❤️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈

[@GamesFromSpace]

I refuse to believe that conservatives find him less abrasively obnoxious than I do. On top of that, he's exactly the sort of homosexual they hate, because he's so clownish.

[@plague8163]

He's the stereotype of gays they created: loud, obnoxious, judgmental, rude. This motherfucker is the Avatar of the gay stereotypes.

[@Bacon__SteezBurger]

He could sell that hoodie he’s wearing for a major loss, and still fill everyone’s tanks at that gas station 🤡 spends $1300 for a basic af “washed black” Givenchy hoodie while complaining about gas prices, and having to spend a little more of his “hard earned money”…. 😐🤣 If you decide you want to add an easy/essentials/basic/monochrome black hoodie to your closet, and you drop ANYWHERE near $250+ let alone 5x that amount, you’re not aloud to ever complain about the price of a single item anywhere … unless it’s Givenchy and you’re complaining to them about how expensive that basic oversized pure garbage hoodie is 😂

[@rexana_rexana]

I complain about merch hoodies being anything above $35, an I'm from a well-to-do family! I could NEVER imagine paying so much for such a boring hoodie

[@lilhealthpack977]

As a fashion lover this hit

[@gabby.maya11]

I wear a mask outside sometimes because it’s 15 fucking degrees and it keeps weirdos from catcalling me

[@lillianmcevoy9014]

Hi Ethan, I love your videos! I just wanted to say that I’m proud of you for mentioning that you are bisexual. It makes me so happy to see people casually mention their sexuality. When I first started watching KZbin in 2013 or so when I was in elementary school, I remember seeing lots of coming out videos. It was great to see other LGBT people being open, but I’m so happy that we are beginning to progress from official coming out videos that are a reflection of society’s assumption that everyone is straight, to casual mentions of sexual orientation. And in addition to that, bisexual men are either vilified in the media (there are soooo many manipulative and evil bisexual male characters in movies and TV) or seen as “just trying to hide that they’re actually gay” or “can’t pick a side” or whatever. It was a simple sentence but it meant so much and made my day. I’m super proud of you. -Lillian, a fellow bisexual, card-carrying “alphabet mafia” member.

[@Bionicbutter43]

The amount of times I've been told as a bi nonbinary man that I'm confused and need to pick a side it makes me happy to know I'm not alone

[@dang1099]

The vilification and erasure of bi men is what kept me questioning myself for the longest time. It's good to see other guys come out.

[@dhksgfiejr2059]

i hate his opinions but christian walker is the funniest conservative,,, like you can laugh *at* him so much it’s unreal 😭

[@Cat-fe1fg]

I thought he was a satire account the first time I heard about him lol like how is this real life?

[@ashtonisvibing4763]

i dunno, tbh i get more uncomfortable than anything with how much he screams and gets angry- like dude chill you're talking to your phone the negative energy isn't needed, and i'm not gonna listen if you're just gonna yell-💀

[@blue.berry.b]

"You're promoting gay stereotypes!" His rant is like yelling at a smart person for wearing glasses because they're "promoting stereotypes"

[@rolfs2165]

There's also some awful irony in him being the walking, talking cliche conservatives have of gay people. If _anyone_ is promoting gay stereotypes, it's him.

[@foxbuns]

if you close your eyes, he kind of sounds like Nickocado Avocado and Im not sure what to do with that information-

[@chayden153]

I can't unhear that oh noooo

[@MikkiPike]

I can't help but imagine these are the things he's hearing from his rich parents and these are the talking points they use against him and he's just reporting them to us, constantly on the verge of tears.

[@strangergoat]

I just dyed my hair blue last night. I feel better about this decision after watching this

[@gwencere9383]

living to spite conservatives is great

[@ItsActuallyKate]

I'm convinced this dude gets paid by people to be saying all this. I cant believe hes genuinely this mad about everything all the time

[@ethanstump]

Same as Shapiro, Walsh, crowder and more. There numbers have to be propped up by billionaire money.

[@karolejnaa13]

He's so over the top that there are moments when I think he's trolling, the faces he makes make me feel that this is a parody, but a second later I'm positive he's being serious DD:

[@donavondavis1550]

Literally!!

[@voidstuffs2592]

"go out and get a job" says the boy living off of daddy's money

[@KittyCat-we8xi]

I hadn't heard of McJuggerNuggets before so I decided to look him up out of curiosity. I was pleasantly surprised to find that his best friend (who's also a KZbinr) recently came out as a trans woman, and she had him react to her coming out video on his channel. His reaction was really positive, wholesome, and even emotional

[@TheMouseAvenger]

Awww, that is legitimately one of the greatest things I've heard today! ^_^

[@twiggledowntown3564]

@@TheMouseAvenger Hello!👋

[@CalamityJenJones]

He’s so obviously lying to himself to stay in his family’s good graces. Dude probably has some very dark moments when he’s alone…

[@LuchoLavalle]

No, I don't want my girlfriend to "serve" me. I just want to enjoy life alongside her... Like, the fuck

[@plague8163]

Like since when did this become a bad thing, wanting to enjoy life with the person you love? Its so weird too, I don't want anyone to "serve me" unless they're like a waiter. What the fuck does it mean to have a woman "serve me"?

[@blackfacebogart]

Complaining about gas prices while wearing a Givenchy hoodie is, well, something.

[@aly5066]

i still refuse to believe that this isnt a bit no way hes real

[@andreaarchaeology]

💯💯💯

[@morganblack2619]

personally i believe he's one of those rogue racist twitter AIs manifested in human form through sheer will power man speaks like clever bot in comic sans

[@gwencere9383]

@@morganblack2619 jhuygtdrty

[@omnipotentidiot9797]

nah because me too. im fully convinced all this nonsense is purely satirical. theres just no way

[@leavemealone7159]

He is trolling

[@justineckard3665]

I love your take on sexuality being politicized. You've completely nailed it. I don't think I've heard anybody express it so succinctly. Keep up the great content!!!

[@risky_busine55]

It's funny that walker is always going on about law and order and respecting the law when his dad is guilty of domestic violence against his mum.... I guess when you have more money than god and never work a day in your life you can afford to ignore the rules

[@glowvxn]

this guy just feels like a comedy bit. he seems like a badly written satire character in a political sketch. If that was the case id be somewhat impressed by this insane dedication

[@crisisroomba]

“Christian, your gay. I don’t expect you to find women attractive.” Me, gay, named Christian: 👀

[@Annemae77]

Complaining about gas prices while wearing a 1200 dollar hoodie. So relatable 💁🏽‍♀️

[@lietz13]

In D&D I have a random table for generating NPC names and I populate it with names of Patreon supporters.

[@will.2155]

Can’t believe he isn’t respecting the wall’s pronouns. Truly sad 😔😔😔

[@user-ld6th3vw8e]

"and then they look at me like this" *has eyes open* like Christian. it's not about you lmao also Ethan's joy that Christian has anti porn content was relatable and hilarious

[@HaidebugCreates]

Bruh is this guy actually real? This feels like a bit that’s gone on WAY too long.

[@xanderguyer7512]

His Halloween costume is just him bouncing around, throwing a temper tantrum. There are legitimate criticisms to be made, but making them while stomping your feet and yelling in a Halloween costume of a strawman just... isn't the way to say it

[@AMenacingCloudofBlackPeople]

You said it. There are things one can criticize the Left for, but ffs I really wish the criticisms didn't boil down to "uwu The Left thinks people deserve rights. How [r-slur] is that, amiright?!?!?1?"

[@ShiolaValntn]

I love how he's sitting in the passenger's seat like his mom drove him to the store and he's waiting for her to get back.

[@nobleofblackcats9726]

Lmao not me being a blue hair, non-binary, eat the rich bastard

[@wade3671]

The thing is I fully believe he’s doing this to stay in his rich dads good graces, but it doesn’t matter. Him wanting to stay rich so badly he’s doing this makes no difference than if he does just generally thinks like this.

[@WinterReflections]

I love that he's using the fact that the cost is increasing BECAUSE IT'S CONTINUING TO FILL UP to complain about how the gas prices are rising. Like yes, that's what happens as more gas is actively being put into your tank, the cost rises...

[@lunacy3]

God there’s not a time where that man isn’t feeding into the “gay stereotype” while screaming his lungs out 😳

[@chanaweinstein531]

My brother never wears a mask and he told me that when people ask him why he doesn't wear one, he goes "I identify as a mask. I'm part of the LGBTQM" and I laughed because he's going around telling people he's masc!!!!

[@WSNO]

christian is a fool, and part of me thinks he's yelling at the crowd for what he's ashamed of within himself. he wishes he could feel as free as the rest of us, but he tied himself to the conservative trash and i hope someday he sees his reflection and makes a better choice about his life and priorities.

[@kran_-px3vo]

Man said "DONT ASSOCIATE ME W LGBTQ!!" What he think the G stand for 🏃🏿

[@mathis3440]

I don’t understand why he doesn’t just leave California. It’s almost like he doesn’t actually want to be around the people he’s pandering to.

[@incorporealrn]

Man even if you get paid, having to keep up that energy only to sound annoying looks tiring

[@jazzillion8356]

my mom is a ventriloquist so i need to watch the nick video but you're more important ethan bb

[@jamespowell9062]

Dude fr? That’s wild

[@jamespowell9062]

Ethan is more important! Nicks doing so so good lol so he’s fine

[@jazzillion8356]

@@jamespowell9062 ethan is my favourite youtube 😊 & yea i used to be her roadie when i was a kid lolol

[@octavian6648]

Sounds pretty dope ngl

[@jazzillion8356]

@@octavian6648 yeah, i recently realized i didn't have a normal childhood at all but in a good way

[@homestuckhauntsme]

I really only wear masks outside if it's really crowded or if I forget it's still on, but now that I know it upsets this particular dude so much, I might just start wearing it constantly outside my home in the off chance he sees it lmao

[@superskh]

1) the gas prices were caused by a hack a couple months ago with some complexities in how it was handled that I might not fully understand but there is criticism for sure in the way it resolved resulting in the heightened prices. That was entirely the private sector and NOT government related and would be less of an issue if oil companies don't consistently lobby hard against alternative energy sources. 2) Ethan, as a healthcare worker who now has cases in my senior living facility, please wear your mask outside. Omicron is out there and it is more spreadable. Even if it is less deadly, please start wearing your mask again. Use your own judgment if you think you're not in close proximity to people, but please. Wear a mask.

[@wetsocks811]

Also I feel like I really dodged a bullet for not being blue-haired for this conversation

[@aqualuvor95]

If I close my eyes, he sounds like Nikicado Avocado…which is never a good thing

[@leavemealone7159]

Skinny nik

[@cobaltbluesky2276]

“As long as the trees in the amazon rainforest” this implies that he is describing the trees as long and I find that hilarious for some reason

[@AbhNormal]

I got a PragerU ad before this video. I don’t think that was a coincidence.

[@kendallscreations5180]

I didn't know that having a rich dad makes the money he gives you "hard earned" good to know

[@mintvelvet3351]

WHY ARE PEOPLE MISSING THE GIVENCHY HOODIE HE’S WEARING WHILE COMPLAINING ABOUT PAYING NEARLY $100 FOR GAS?!

[@ghostpajamas]

the delivery of "Christian, you're gay." made me laugh out loud, idk why

[@scarlett103]

When he said “my pronouns are build the wall” I CACKLED 😭

[@jestenia590]

I’m struggling to imagine who’s Christian’s audience. I know who his ‘target’ demo is, but they’re the ones bitching about western masculinity every 5 seconds. Who is watching this shrill dude and coming back for more?????

[@ethanstump]

Other Gay conservative men who's internalized homophobia is projected onto the gay community. Like the pick me Pearlie who's internalized misogyny is for conservative women who want to understand "the red pill". It's self indoctrination content to survive in a hostile environment. And I would know, as I used to watch red pill content right before starting my deconstruction phase of being raised Mormon. I was raised to be a horrible person, and I reveled in it. Sorry for that. it's also why his shtick actually has an audience enough to actually address, because there's plenty of young gay conservatives who have to somehow thread the Schrodinger's needle of being against the gays while being obviously gay. Thus they become "one of the good ones". Didn't stop the Nazis, and didn't stop McCarthyism going after the unions after they selfpurged the communists.

[@Noonecanknow879]

He's literally a Brandon Rogers character in real life

[@mintvelvet3351]

Holy fuck! You’re right! I used to like his content until he started doing the skits with other people.

[@rozirendevous3073]

I really appreciate how sex positive you are, Ethan

[@chantelledavie4655]

Also the fact that while complaining about how expensive gas is on his 'hard earned money ' he was literally wearing a Givenchy sweatshirt. People like him make me wonder if class consciousness is a myth...

[@cjgg4885]

He literally made a skit where he has to "Panic buy" a bunch of frivolous shit and then is on the floor when he's out of cash.

[@jjsulaiman]

Just a little side note, the AIDS epidemic is still technically happening, it's just moved to killing people in the global South rather than the US and Europe, which is why we don't really talk about it like it's happening. Love your vids and am so glad you're here ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@funeeeeee]

He's not a Karen, dude... He's a Gayren

[@jamespowell9062]

“Maybe it would turn into a heteronormative straight white marriage your favorite thing in the whole world!” 😂😂😂

[@justingerald]

Did he say "keeps going up" as he puts gas in? Was it going to go DOWN?

[@kazuichisoudaman]

Christian: Why does this gas cost so much? Also Christian: At a PREPAY GAS PUMP

[@killeravocado]

bruh what part of dressing in skimpy clothes for a parade in the middle of the summer means I can't hold down a relationship. In my city the parade route runs right beside a beach, would I be wearing more clothes if I was there on any other day?

[@jadebeatles9485]

7:22 The fact that he's pushing toxic masculinity as well though.

[@unicorninvader8783]

I deadass thought Christian was a satire account at first, mostly due to the iconic “my pronouns are PROUD/AMERICAN” video

[@starzies]

I can't believe this isn't satire 😭😭😭

[@xorvictia]

is no one gonna mention his gas was only that high bc he was buying *_200 gallons of gas_*

[@laurenh1054]

"and you're not wanted for your personality" no, christian, YOU'RE not wanted for your personality

[@wholetmeonhere]

Christian needs to take several seats because he sounds like he’s been drinking iced coffee doused with those little 5 Energy on 10 hours worth of sleep

[@Eebers]

i feel like even if he wasn't conservative he'd still have commentary videos made about him. he just has an obnoxious personality and way of talking

[@peppermintgal4302]

"You're not wanted for your personality!" What a self report lmao

[@olliebollieboy]

honestly now that i think about it why ISN’T there a christmas elf union ? surely they’d wanna secure their benefits in case the liberals declare war on christmas and santa is taken captive

[@flower-pit7642]

struggling to get to work bc of the gas prices, and he still powers through and goes to the starbucks parking lot and does the work that no one else will, the work that goes unappreciated yelling at his phone camera

[@mastermarkus5307]

It's super weird to see a guy simp so hard for people who would definitely call him at least one slur (but would probably go for two of them).