He’s like the average Redditor but sadistic instead of narcissistic
@Dsonsee9 ай бұрын
Oh no, this guy is definitely narcissistic. As annoying as the average Redditor is, he's just your average nerd who lacks self awareness
@alucard3479 ай бұрын
He's plenty narcissist himself.
@Njfwn10179 ай бұрын
Wyatt’s brother
@3gou9 ай бұрын
no cuz he really would be 🤣🤣
@TygerHillis2 ай бұрын
The Redditor seems like he has good intentions. This Guy is an agent of Satan
@drbadbrain47149 ай бұрын
This is probably the most painful character you have
@Ali3659 ай бұрын
That meow at the end was cuteness overload.
@s.a.l.19746 ай бұрын
Sounded like she was sighing
@superdogthegreatest6 ай бұрын
I out loud said aww
@artcowboy9 ай бұрын
The cat better have been paid for his contribution
@theslappablejerk9 ай бұрын
I gave her some sushi grade salmon
@lilkobold94559 ай бұрын
@@theslappablejerkgood
@SJ-di5zu9 ай бұрын
@@theslappablejerkThis was false advertising. I was promised I would see only a slappable jerk, yet the cat was a huggable baby. I will now be charging you a fee…
@Alehuhu9 ай бұрын
@@theslappablejerk what’s the cat’s name
@Pepto8ismol9 ай бұрын
@@Alehuhu according to the cat thief, it's douglas
@aiden-sy3ex9 ай бұрын
the condescending, drawn out "no..." makes me want to gut check the character everytime. bravo
@sb7920799 ай бұрын
It makes it even worse that that “nooo” might be drawn out to give him time to think of a retort. Just like how when you ask somebody to do mental math, they start with “okay 230 x 2 is…” He didn’t have it thought out beforehand, which makes things worse because that means with that time, he’s trying to think of the worst possible thing to say to the human in front of him. I might be overthinking it, but… Props to this man’s acting skills to make me overthink.
@johns16259 ай бұрын
The smug "ohhkayyy?" and "umm noooo?" is so good it makes me furious 😂😂😂
@raccoonboy58649 ай бұрын
It's crazy cuz seeing this character holding a cat immediately awakens some protective instinct in me even though I know this guy is also teddy.
@tsukihour89749 ай бұрын
exactlyyy
@mcgee18649 ай бұрын
Who's teddy?
@tsukihour89749 ай бұрын
@@mcgee1864 the wholesome guy raised by his grandparents
@alejrandom65929 ай бұрын
@@mcgee1864Elliot's cousin
@alejrandom65929 ай бұрын
Yeah ikr holyshit
@katanatamar41889 ай бұрын
It’s hard not to wish the worst for this character. He just seems so cruel and incapable of change. Ppl like that make life hell for others…
@jazearbrooks74249 ай бұрын
Perfect meow at the end
@chickadee16079 ай бұрын
Douglas: "Jesus Christ, give it a rest, man."
@redfinpaladin9 ай бұрын
OH MY GOSH THE CAT FROM THE PROFILE PIC MADE AN APPEARANCE I WAS SO UNAWARE OF THE BLESSING I WAS IN STORE FOR
@cheeseboy82419 ай бұрын
the cat one holy fucking shit. he's blathering on about rats without realizing the real reason the cat is indispensable is as the only shield I wouldn't pierce
@pixelturtle50419 ай бұрын
Drinking Game: take a shot every time he says “No.”
@saturnthinksurstinky9 ай бұрын
fastest way to get alcohol poisoning and liver failure
@jarrettstork98839 ай бұрын
And oooooookayyyyy
@pixelturtle50419 ай бұрын
@@cdgbdrhvnh heck yeah, love jesus
@MJ-he1hf9 ай бұрын
"nnnæoœw"
@DoctorTymeYT9 ай бұрын
I counted, it's 4 shots in this video alone. With all 3 compilations, it's probably around 11 or 12. Fast way to get drunk and most likely alcohol poisoning
@allisonrosner11889 ай бұрын
Douglas is one patient cat.
@abbsterlicious9 ай бұрын
Hey, I wanna say thank you so much, not just for the entertainment and effort you put in (you are sooo talented!) but your videos of 18yr old dating 30 year old have helped me heal so much. I was in an age gap relationship from 21-27(broke it off with him may 2023). He was 15 years older than me. He was 37 when I started dating him at 21. Looking back it’s so obvious it was predatory, but I felt grown and mature for my age (🙄). Those videos are kinda a way for me to step in everyone’s shoes the last 5 years😥 he wasn’t a sound cloud rapper lol but he worked in the trades, and unbeknownst to my naive self, was on meth most of the relationship!!! Like holy shit. I have never been around that before, looking back there were signs, but he was “functioning”. No wonder why there was so much rage.. The manipulative husband arc has really opened my eyes to the tactics he used that I wasn’t even aware were tactics(like a lot of the mannerisms/body language you portray in them). They have helped me a lot and I’m sure other women too. Thank you. Also i love all ur characters, my faves are average redditor, i have rewatched those so many times because they make me happy. “It’s a KVM switch…” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rrrrr.555559 ай бұрын
Hope you keep healing!
@jackislegitterrified36899 ай бұрын
While he seemed to suck in almost every way, him dating you while your 21 isn't predatory. Unless there's context that we missed
@gersomvanslooten94569 ай бұрын
@@jackislegitterrified3689 Fair point, but it's highly questionable as someone who's 21, while technically being an adult, has lots of maturing still to do. This is something a reasonably mature 37-year-old would know. I have a friend who refrained from a relationship with someone who was 8 years younger than him when he was 28, because the difference in the stages of both their lives was apparent.
@rjensen25869 ай бұрын
I've been in more than one abusive relationship and some of the husband videos are a bit triggering for me to watch even though overall I enjoy them and they make me laugh. The manipulation tactics, facial expressions, and body language are just so spot on. I think it's been helpful for my healing too, seeing these scenarios played out so ridiculously yet accurately.
@jackislegitterrified36899 ай бұрын
@@gersomvanslooten9456 That's a fair point but I still believe that once your 21 it should be ok to get with older guys. It's believed that once you become 21 your brain has finally full adapted. I'd say your still kinda right, though. It's questionable
@benjaminanimate9 ай бұрын
"u dont need to be taking out a knife"
@thegreatandterrible45089 ай бұрын
Everyone knows that if you take the cash from a wallet and want to return the stuff that isn’t useful to you, you mail it back.
@tobybartels84269 ай бұрын
Why should I have to pay for postage to return some other person's abandoned property?
@thegreatandterrible45089 ай бұрын
@@tobybartels8426 In the US, if you put a government issued ID into a postbox, it will be returned to the owner. No postage needed.
@citizensnips24009 ай бұрын
“Ooookkaaayyy” 🥸
@ob2kenobi3889 ай бұрын
Love how with every entry it's a complete dice roll whether his behavior will be "Absolutely shitty, yet you can't technically do anything about it" or "Actually illegal but his head is too far up his own ass to see it"
@kod-y4h9 ай бұрын
The wallet was mislaid not abandoned. He doesnt know the law well. 😅
@mikeissweet9 ай бұрын
This guy is a master of his craft. HOAs make the world go 'round! Imagine a world without overbearing neighbors! 😮
@mbryson28999 ай бұрын
No jinx, but I've now lived in two neighborhoods with unofficial HOAs. Instead of complaining or fining we take care of things among ourselves...like neighbors. No one whines about minutiae. If someone needs help with lawn care or trash we figure it out. Parking disputes are nonexistent. Loud parties are kept to reasonable hours and tolerated (or enjoyed) for special occasions. Roaming scammers and thieves are warned about and kept an eye on. When my better half was house shopping our #1 priority was no HOA. We've dealt with enough petty aholes at work, we don't need a nanny at home.
@Yzzami9 ай бұрын
I’m already against the government telling people what they can and can’t do with their property. I’m definitely not gonna sign up for some uptight live laugh love bitter grandma to larp as a dictator
@psychicbyinternet9 ай бұрын
Thank you for the cat at the end, it took the edge off.
@Chr0matic7779 ай бұрын
The comedic timing of those cuts are so good lmao
@TENNOM9 ай бұрын
They keep getting even more excruciating...well done
@klara7099 ай бұрын
I think this dude saying that "the tenants have been complaining about a rat infestation" meaning this guy isn't taking care of the place and wants to solve the issue with a cat found on the street is a cherry on top
@bohemianprince79449 ай бұрын
He's going to need the money after his hospital bills 👊
@bohemianprince79449 ай бұрын
In my state, cats are allowed to be indoor/outdoor. Proof of ownership can be determined by photo evidence, or the date on vet bills. TL;DR: UNHAND MY PRECIOUS BOII BEFORE I DE-HAND YOU! 👿👿👿
@Mordecrabs9 ай бұрын
Does anybody find it weird how relaxing these videos are to watch
@MarkoVukovic09 ай бұрын
The "art" of process serving. Brilliant! 🤣
@jacobs7529 ай бұрын
This guy once again gives me "and for those just tuning in, authorities have expanded the search for a 29 year old male gone missing after an altercation gone awry" Vibes
@NFREAK1416 ай бұрын
My man's a *master* at cutaways lmao "you don't need to take out a knife-"
@marvincool37449 ай бұрын
Finder’s fee? What a world.
@shlomi70359 ай бұрын
these videos are my pre workout
@junovermeylen55999 ай бұрын
2:54 we actually had this happen once, it was a long time ago and I think we actually ended up paying the guy money to get our cat back
@abbsterliciousАй бұрын
That kidja looks soooooooo soft 🥹🥹🥹🥹 he is so loved, you can tell. I love when I see pets n they’re just so happy with their owners🩵🩷💜
@sgtjonzo9 ай бұрын
the bits before the cuts are the only reason i have enough willpower to stick around
@Ollybollyk9 ай бұрын
How people like this live to see 30 is beyond me
@crystal_clown9 ай бұрын
At least Wyatt had some redeeming qualities. THIS guy is like The Joker if his parents called him smart all the time as a kid.
@franciscoolivares73729 ай бұрын
We finally see the cat from your profile on scene😍
@Watermelanmartini9 ай бұрын
Douglas said "enough"
@speempy9 ай бұрын
this is my favorite channel rn, just the way these characters are SO perfect, my favorite is definitely the manchild husband lol
@Delicate_Disaster9 ай бұрын
This one isn't slappable; he's pumchable.
@FreezeBlaze9 ай бұрын
This is my favorite character
@silkroad12019 ай бұрын
We all know what happens when the video cuts out. He just can't show it on KZbin
@abbsterlicious9 ай бұрын
Your videos make me so happy, I have them on repeat they are my safe shows right now. I watch things I like over & over again because it makes me feel grounded. I am neurodivergent so that might sound weird but like some of the videos I even have memorized some of the words cuz I have watched them so many times😅😂
@Dsonsee9 ай бұрын
Knowing you're neurodivergent makes me even more pissed after having read your other comment 🤬 It's so typical of abusive bastards to groom neurodivergent people whose only fault is looking for love in this life, like they deserve. I wish you a swift recovery from that hard experience ❤, and remember that it wasn't your fault, but his!
@druelia94859 ай бұрын
That meow at the end, lmao. Cat : mom, please make him shut up and put me down.
@Saiyza9 ай бұрын
"This last bit is running a bit too long before the cut 🤔" *meow* "Ah. I shouldn't rush perfection 😊"
@ob2kenobi3884 ай бұрын
I could easily see this guy inviting a guest over on a cold winter night, then charging them with arson because they used his fireplace lol
@garrickoestriecher12599 ай бұрын
That fucking line at 3:15 😂😂. Pretty sure I've had some neighbors take a cat before 😂😂
@brumptychipmunksey3614 ай бұрын
"Have you ever heard of a finders' fee?" I would rather him steal my wallet.
@nicholehunter9 ай бұрын
You can catch this fade quick over Douglas good sir.
@gxtmfa9 ай бұрын
1:54 the landlord is definitely losing that case
@daleksec019 ай бұрын
THE PFP CAT?!?
@Cashiscool-i2m9 ай бұрын
First love you content and have a a amazing day
@theslappablejerk9 ай бұрын
Thank you! You have an amazing day as well
@felixjimmyleon9 ай бұрын
Calling a calico cat Douglas unironically...
@jamesmoran82949 ай бұрын
The cat one got me. Rage bait.
@abbsterliciousАй бұрын
THIS CHARACTER WALKS AMONG US! & he’s the reason everything has a novel of fine print. 😂😂😂 a business owner has one encounter w this dude n he’s jaded for life
@Potatocrime24-74 ай бұрын
"If you want douglas back then you're gonna have to make me a reasonable offer" My offer return the cat and you might get to keep your arms.
@shinobipanda23319 ай бұрын
Okay this is hilarious but that cat is adorable 🥰🥰
@BidetToYou9 ай бұрын
Guy doesn't understand tenancy law if he thinks pest extermination is the tenant's responsibility
@matthewwyman15819 ай бұрын
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SOMEONE STOLE MY CAT AND ACTED EXACTLY LIKE THAT
@jschnei39 ай бұрын
And what happened?
@mbryson28999 ай бұрын
@@jschnei3I can tell you about what happened when my workplace cat, Spookie, went missing. I had fed and watered a pregnant feral cat at my workplace, which was on the fluctuating edge of my city's skid row. I made sure she had what she needed so that she didn't have to leave her litter. When they were weaned one stayed behind and became our mascot and vermin control. He was three when he went missing for three days in a row. That was very unusual, so I put out inquiries among our local unhoused, and one did me a solid by the end of my workday. Some out of towners had set up an encampment about a block down, RVs, tents, and one of those geniuses decided that they needed a ratter...so they somehow caught him and tied him to a clothesline leash. I paid my friend to act as an intercessor. We went to the camp, he explained that not only could I make bad waves but that I was also unbalanced and unpredictable about cats. He may have implied that I was armed, a square, and that the cops liked me. They cut their losses and gave Spookie up. He returned to his duties for around four more years. A retiring coworker gave him his forever home on her rural property, free to come in and leave at his whim. He's thirteen now (2024) and still living his best life. Apparently he doesn't hunt near as much, but he's trained the younger cats and dogs in keeping the property safe.
@matthewwyman15819 ай бұрын
@@jschnei3 I stole him the fuck back, but he disappeared again a couple months later and I never got to see him again. He’s part Maine Coon and can be mistaken for pure, which is a commonly stolen breed, so I think he was sold
@oreoslushАй бұрын
I don’t think Ive ever been so mad at one of these characters than at the last one
@lulugaj58595 ай бұрын
🤓you can open that envelope easily with your hands, you don't need to take out your knif-
@AngelOrduna-z9m3 ай бұрын
I got two "resonable arguments" right here
@RezuSlasher9 ай бұрын
I love the "no" & step back
@Ultra-Lightning9 ай бұрын
OOOH buddy would’ve caught these hands after taking money out of my wallet 😂 especially after taking my CAT? Yeah its wraps put them hands up I need to run that fade 🥊🥊
@bluedrew29199 ай бұрын
the cat one at the end made me insanely mad
@jschnei39 ай бұрын
The cat needs to slap THIS GUY
@piegirl82639 ай бұрын
I am now enraged enough to make myself move and prepare for work tomorrow, thank you!
@declanmadden60584 ай бұрын
After watching this I stood up with so much anger that my cat sprinted away from me right out of a dead sleep
@leroyjenkins12499 ай бұрын
Jokes aside: That's a cute cat you (now) own
@las88839 ай бұрын
The way he says “nooo 🙄” pisses me off, I wanna fight him lol
@ramr70519 ай бұрын
Beautiful cat at the end
@kaveric_76148 ай бұрын
If that was my cat then there would be no conversation, as soon as he said “take your abandoned pet” then his jaw is becoming instantly dislocated
@StrikerStrizake9 ай бұрын
The "nnno" kills me 😭😭😭😭
@totalgoober9 ай бұрын
A lot of your characters are interesting because they have character flaws that could be over come. This guy is interesting because he is an irredeemable monster.
@JofoKitty9 ай бұрын
I've had someone do the wallet thing to me before, though I didn't check to see if they took anything. 😅 Also my sister would do this to me regularly when we were kids if anything of mine was simply in a place she didn't want it to be- she would hide or break them. 😑 Same type of person. When she was at uni she would go into other students rooms and take things if their bedroom doors were unlocked, and her excuse was they didn't deserve it as much as her because they left the door unlocked. She nicked bikes, guitars, all sorts that way, then sold them. 🙄
@kestrels-in-the-sky8 ай бұрын
“You don’t need to be taking out a knife” no I don’t need to but I can’t threateningly open it with a flip
@unitus.9 ай бұрын
I hate how he dismissively tries to walk away after every sentence
@declanashmore7 ай бұрын
I too remember biblical story of the Good Samaritan, in which a Samaritan (of all people!) helped a heavily wounded jew and then took his money for playing taxi to the nearest inn.
@mcgee18649 ай бұрын
When the cat meowed at the end, i interpreted it as, "Oh lord, why does THIS GUY have to be holding me?!" 😂 Also, OF COURSE "that guy" would name a cat Douglas!!! 😅
@St.Twizz2149 ай бұрын
When he says no or ok? I die laughing
@thenomz11429 ай бұрын
I love how even the cat had had enough with his drivel
@FrankensteinsMom9 ай бұрын
I don’t blame him for taking Douglas. He is cute enough to steal for.
@strangevllis8 ай бұрын
Saw red when you took my cat, excellent acting as always
@flannelpillowcase647522 күн бұрын
A lot of these could be easily resolved by simply calling the cops lol
@UltimateRobotKiibo7 ай бұрын
I would love to see a video about this guy's lawyer, who constantly tells him he's wrong about all of the stuff he spews, but this guy still argues with his own lawyer.
@Jaunty_Jeff9 ай бұрын
I can't believe just now I am seeing the person in your profile pic! Nice to meet "Douglass"
@Primecat8549 ай бұрын
I convinced one of these characters you portray is how you are IRL, still haven't figured out which one it is yet
@ImNotACatLawyerButIPlayOneOnTV9 ай бұрын
Those ears say "Douglas" is tired of this guy's shit
@techne3608 ай бұрын
The wallet guy reminded me of my coworker! A little different from the video but one lunch I sat down near some coworkers I barely knew. We worked different shifts in the same department and no other seats were available. I had been drawing a pic off my phone for inktober so I hadn't said a word to anyone 😅 The phone was on 60 second timeout. I got up to grab a soda from the machine 6 feet away and I turn around to this guy looking through my photos! He started swiping and stopped on a screenshot of a pizza order I bought for a friend. He was like "YOU ORDERED PIZZA??? It's past midnight!" Dude acted like he was entitled to do that because I left my phone open but who just goes through someone's phone the second they get up to grab a soda??? I took my lunch at my desk after that 😒 Definitely a This Guy
@onisankansaki10169 ай бұрын
The kitty is so cute ohmygod
@tagtra2909 ай бұрын
Full circle, babyyy 😼
@McAlexton8 ай бұрын
The Redditor character pales in comparison to this one, never have I been more mad at my computer screen before
@Yzzami9 ай бұрын
POV: you’re about to go to jail and it will be worth it
@dr.mailman9 ай бұрын
Ive had a landlord come up to my unit on the day I was moving out of my first apartment telling me I owed him some arbitrary number in the hundreds. He didnt even say why and all the rent was always paid in full on time. I just said no and closed the door and never heard about it again. I figure he was trying to intimidate me and take advantage of me since I was fresh from the womb in the real world. It was also the one and only time I ever met him, I only ever dealt with his building manager.
@pingu93613 ай бұрын
i love how the videos just cut off mid sentence
@PlumarySingenz9 ай бұрын
Every fourth German is like this
@kajwaverider93539 ай бұрын
He’s very different from Reddit guy
@julianfern6249 ай бұрын
I’m honestly not a fan of cats, but that cat is unbelievably cute.