The Snark Tank Podcast: #86 - Conservative Ghosts

[@dandynoble2875]

Chris: I think breaking a bone would destroy me, just seeing my body in a state it's not supposed to be in, I would break. Also Chris: The PRIVILEGE of getting shot.

[@blackwingdragon1]

Derrick's hair is now an actual sponge. What a strange journey we're on.

[@than217]

Derrick's hair is now an early 2000s singer songwriter.

[@2ndai385]

Bet it's named Bob

[@yowatchie]

I swear to god every episode Sween says some new shit that makes me question why he wants to be a nurse, and what a danger to patients he would be.

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

Every episode Sween says some completely off the wall shit, and on the chance he accidentally says something sensible at any point, the others will immediately bully him for it.

[@duckdickerson9494]

@@Judgement_Kazzy as they should

[@remylebaou1]

That's every nurse I ever met. No fucks given

[@KeijiMaeda86]

Sweens is playing it up for the podcast. You can tell when he's just bantering for entertainment and a few times he gets serious he clearly is an intelligent individual. Durrick on the other hand, he's genuinely a moron.

[@trashteamracing8262]

Many nurses have a dark sense of humor. Dealing with difficult things and human tragedy comes with the job.

[@wigginout3446]

I love Chris's emo boi MCR reference flying right past everybody. Derrick "when I was.." Chris "A young boy?" D." No, not that young "

[@pissedmonke8702]

I swear, Sween literally gives me hope for humanity, it sounds weird and I can't explain it, but he just does.

[@trafalgard.waterlaw7330]

He's a cool guy

[@yowatchie]

Man that is fuckin bizarre.

[@DeathbatOfSpades]

I get the opposite feeling whenever he speaks.

[@pissedmonke8702]

@@DeathbatOfSpades I don't know why I get that thought, I guess his lack of taking things too seriously makes me feel happy or something.

[@Gaara149]

Derrick looking like Ray Charles if he was born in the 90's

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

My worst dream is I had this girlfriend and I was so happy and content with my life. The worst part is that I woke up.

[@ilovecody7514]

27:57 Sweeny's face at that moment was fucking gold.

[@Xalted118]

If Chris is into spiders then does that make him a furry? Or a 'buggy' or something?

[@sirkkusalomaa4644]

Chris and the rest of these buggies are getting way out of hand

[@kimorayn1733]

arachnid furry

[@ethans7588]

It makes him a target

[@henrymacleod2006]

Every week Derrick looks and sounds more like Dennis Rodman, but somehow in a different way each time.

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

Them not grasping that "Praeger University" is just the name of the show was mind-boggling. It's like exclaiming "WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEEWEE'S PLAYHOUSE ISN'T A REAL PLAYHOUSE?"

[@Courier_333]

lol yeah they're not trying to trick people into thinking they're an actual education....

[@Courier_333]

It's not like they make conservatard propaganda for middle schoolers.... Also defending Robert E Lee lol

[@jordancantrell6598]

They literally produce "School material" for homeschooled kids.

[@LEGOC-3PO]

They did grasp that though, all they did was say "is it actually a university?" and immediately came to the conclusion its not.

[@jordancantrell6598]

@@LEGOC-3PO that doesn't stop hogs from thinking it's an accredited university and THINKING they have any academic backing. It's like when Tucker Carlson gets sued for misinformation and beats the Lawsuit by saying his show is entertainment and anyone who believes what he pushes would be a fool.

[@LaredoClips]

Thanks for talking about the Shane Dawson song I put on Shane’s Spotify !!! Much love

[@justagoodfriend60]

I abuse the hell out of snowmen. My parents have a massive yard, so every year I build dozens upon dozens of them and then I pull my Great Sword out of the trunk. My brothers get to go ballistic and I get free carnal human nature with no repercussions.

[@thomasmartinez7270]

This is a beautiful comment

[@kimorayn1733]

Mommy, mommy, can I assault the Snowmen with those guys??

[@NotYurAverageJoe]

This is one of your best episodes, ngl

[@TwentyPercentDash]

58:49 I believe the "wife's bedroom" thing is an orthodox Jewish thing. When she's on her period, she's considered "unclean" and has to sleep in another room. But it's only for the period.

[@FailingDuke64]

I can't believe they missed the Alec Baldwin news.

[@gondotheslayer]

It happens every time.

[@frutterbug]

The Snark Tank? Just missing a major news topic by a day? Unheard of!

[@k-aw-teksleepysageuni8181]

DGAF Why does everyone always gotta be "watching the TV" to be 'entertaining' or 'relevant'. Life is more than the flavor of the week.

[@FailingDuke64]

@@k-aw-teksleepysageuni8181 relax dude, the snark tank always jokes about recording these the day before major news happens, and they do mention "flavors of the week" kind of stuff when they can (like this episode bringing up smash mouth). I caught Chris's stream earlier today and he was amazed and slightly frustrated that they recorded the day before the news broke. He even thought about changing up the scheduling with how often this occurs.

[@KeijiMaeda86]

@@FailingDuke64 yeah, they record on Wednesdays. The worst fcking day possible. And then release episode 4 days later. They miss everything that happens on the weekend which is a lot since events are usually then or deadlines and news break on Friday.

[@nicholasduanetapani5929]

This already a banger and I'm not even an hour in.

[@kimorayn1733]

Well, in the words of the Late Cat Raper Shane Dawson: It Gets Worse.

[@Cen21000]

I had a dream when I was 6 that a store in the local mall was replaced with a pitch black room with a mechanically dug trench running through it with exposed dinosaur bones that began bleeding until it became a river and was flowing fast enough to pour out into the mall and swept people away

[@irishempire9811]

What the fuck are you talking about

[@johnbarlich7138]

I laughed at the thumb nail

[@agentminecraft9986]

1:06:50 Lol that joke went right over Derrick's head

[@samaelament]

Speaking as one who recently remembers when he noticed going bald, I kept growing it out for awhile like I'd planned then donated it at 14"...figured it wasn't mine any more and I wasn't going to pretend to grow over it or find some method that let me keep it...but then I kind of appreciate why Buddhist monks shave it off too.

[@trafalgard.waterlaw7330]

What

[@buboniccraig896]

My chemical romance? How about my chemical weapons in the middle east?

[@rogercheetoofficial]

Chris does a godlike Prager impression

[@nicholasduanetapani5929]

Most of the time when I'm having a nightmare, I can feel the scare coming. Like I'm watching a movie and the camera lingers too long and I go, "Nope!" And wake up.

[@muchappreciated.5663]

Hardest I've laughed in eons. Thank you, boys. Though my parents aren't too happy considering it's 12am

[@Liam-pi9vi]

Bro this episode had me cackling. Good shit guys can’t wait to see more.

[@jurassicroom7673]

I have to disagree when your a news outlet you should atleast do a smidgen of investigating to see if he was taking horse paste and when he says it wasn't don't double down like idiots.

[@GNRGNRGNR100]

In the grand scheme of things CNN calling it Horse Dewormer does less damage than bald ass rogan going on his podcast and pretending ivermectin is a valid alternative with literally 0 proof

[@jurassicroom7673]

@@GNRGNRGNR100 I'd say doctors prescribing it would count as proof but what do I know I'm just saying how hard is it to check a source before opening yourself up to a slanderous lawsuit pretty dumb.

[@Chadronius]

@@GNRGNRGNR100 I'd disagree. There's a reason why people don't trust mainstream media anymore. Maybe do a bit of reflecting on your opinions. Also, Ivermectin may not have had any significant effect on Covid, but it is still an anti-parisitic drug that has cured river blindness and is still given out to humans and animals alike. They gave ivermectin out because it was believed to be a prophylactic drug. If you want to ignore all nuance and lie, be my guest, but don't get mad when people roll their eyes at you and start calling you fake news. You don't even have to be for Ivermectin, just don't lie out of your fucking ass, and people will give you a bit of respect and acknowledgement.

[@martincerny3294]

​@@GNRGNRGNR100 Before CNN's lies, people wouldn't even know Ivermectin was also used for animals. If anyone caused people look up horse dewormers, it was CNN my guy. Basically you couldn't be more wrong and you should stick your head out of your bubble. Also there's 0 proof it's not working, simply there's not enough studies for or against it. If joe rogan said he takes aspirin to treat covid, is it OK for CNN to state he's taking horse anti-inflammation drug? Jesus dude.

[@rainbowhause5918]

Bruh what’s with these comments? Why are they taking jokes on a podcast about smash mouth and masturbation so seriously? Makes me really think

[@daoneboa8746]

1:04:08 Sweeney's face and laugh are just **chefs kiss**

[@VagabondTE]

On the dream thing.. Yes, absolutely. Most of my dreams will have ideas and generalized emotions attached to people or objects. For example, I'll see a toaster and think, "this is the most expensive toaster in the world" or "this toaster makes me happy when I hold it". "If I lose my toaster I will never be happy again." I consider any dream that has uncomfortable or unwanted emotions to be a nightmare. It doesn't have to be scary. Sometimes the dream just tells me "you are terrified right now" even though the scenario isn't even remotely scary. For me, I feel like my dreams are my brain brute-forcing its way through emotional stress. Because I always ALWAYS feel 100% better after a nightmare. It can actually be a problem sometimes because if I'm worried about paying my bills and I have a nightmare, when I wake up the stress is gone and I'm not concerned anymore. LOL And Yes, I've absolutely had dreams with old school video game polygon graphics. Back when I used to play them anyway. Especially Landscapes and explosions which makes perfect sense. Me, Jackie Chan, and a woman wearing a bird beak gas mask we're running away from a nuke. The cloud only had eight sides and the same texture on each side.

[@kimorayn1733]

Toaster Gang

[@lazyyoshi3600]

Keith David was in The Thing in 1982 he was 26 he was born in 1956

[@SatoKure]

I'd just like to point out that Nomura isn't to really blame for FFVIIR's more contentious plot points, he's actually the one who reeled Nojima back even on the original game, since the latter wanted to kill off all your party members that weren't your active party at the endgame.

[@spazzitronmcgee6254]

As someone that recently contracted GI parasites, it's super annoying to get all the weird looks when picking up ivermectin from my CVS...

[@seasontwoscully8488]

Hey boys thanks for the 2 hours of entertainment

[@jimb0ismyname0]

Man Derrick still salty he never got on JRE

[@kimorayn1733]

Missed out on all that DMT.

[@My_knob]

The last few episodes its like people seem to forget this is a comedy podcast, like everyone was writing paragraphs about derricks dating thing lol

[@Chadronius]

Derrick is extra ngl

[@Tornadosage]

"comedy podcast" That's the problem though. It wasn't funny either.

[@My_knob]

@@Tornadosage oh no! This show is done forever now that Rennis Jackson doesn’t like it 😭😐

[@PIE50100]

I've just caught up to every episode of the podcast so far (105) and this episode is definently my favroite one.

[@irishempire9811]

The best part was the 40 minute intro Liara is the best choice in Mass Effect tho

[@jordanj809]

1:33:08 I love this editor so much

[@daggz]

"ooOoaoHhhh frEeEeeEee health care is BAaaAaaAAaaaD"

[@L0Ve1yHDPixel]

this is a good one, first time listening twice a podcast in the same day

[@thebestbeast2000]

The whole dom killing his wife cause she's ugly was literally a sanity not included sketch, really uncanny how accurate they were

[@___-pt6gn]

There's a song by a artist named Andres Aparicio on his song "my future ex wife" he collabs with this dude who to me oddly sounds like Derrick probably just me though it's around 1:12 on that song if you're interested.

[@xsanguine8]

It wasn't just calling it horse dewormer (they kept repeating that), but they also put a filter over all images of him to make him look more sick. Also just like you know that prednisone has other effects, there are other effects, that might be beneficial depending on the dosage, even for actual dewormers.

[@degenerate.3574]

What CNN did was wrong and dumb, but bcuz Joe Rogan is on the right most people will just ignore it. These guy's will never agree with Rogan. Their to kewl for that 😎 Gotta defend CNN to the death lol.

[@degenerate.3574]

...like if they can't see how CNN was clearly in the wrong in this particular case then their is most likely an agenda. They talked about how Rogan should watch spreading misinformation, while completely ignoring CNN's responsibility to do the same. Straight cognizant dissonance at it's best.

[@xsanguine8]

@@degenerate.3574 you'd think they might question the narrative more, considering that all three of them have been on that conservative/Nazi list the mainstream media puts out.

[@degenerate.3574]

@@xsanguine8 Yeah I mean I get it is really just a comedy podcast. Like their not really researching their subjects they discuss. So I understand how they would just side with the left on mostly everything to just avoid being the "bad guy" ...but when u get to the point when ur actively defending mainstream CNN you are so far gone at that point 😂🤣😂🤣

[@degenerate.3574]

@@xsanguine8 Like they think Joe Rogan got the so-called "horse dewormer" from his doctor, which isn't true. They also believe that the pandemic would be over if the unva##ed would get va##ed so it won't spread. It's like they don't know va## people can spread it too. They also just $hit all over Shapiro, Knowles, Walsh, etc and then continued the conversation to realize none of them even remembered what the Obama/Rock music thing was even about. These guy's are just a bunch of crazy leftist at this point. I would never stop watching or supporting someone bcuz of their political views. I just thought it was pretty obvious what they are doing.

[@CvntBunchaNumbers]

Nomura's role in that new Final Fantasy is he's the boss of giving ideas, that's his entire job there, he's not in charge of anything that matters, I don't understand why Sweeney can't wrap his head around that

[@TheBlackVeilArt]

That Final Fantasy vid feels like the new "CSI Miami Sunglasses" meme.

[@OwnageMancer]

1:32:55 Before I knew who Keith David was, I called him "That guy whose voice is in everything"

[@Aliraldd992]

I love that Derrick just teleported to Mexico just for the credit

[@lazyyoshi3600]

Me and chris watched the same vid on mosquitos but most dont feed on humans and some eat mosquito larvae for example elephant mosquitos who also dont feast on us

[@misteraskman3668]

ZeFrank is amazing

[@MySkilletfan]

I don't know why a dog having Obamas accent is so funny

[@xblowsmokex]

Lmao Good old P U was great.

[@juiceboxbzrk]

Derrick, how the fuck can you understand that Texas chainsaw is tongue in cheek but not get how the new Halloweens cheese is a self aware throwback to the 80s? For fucks sake man

[@bankasai3120]

I've had nightmares so consistantly and violently since I was a kid, I can't remember many of them. I don’t remember any good dreams I've ever had. I may have had some but I really don't know. The oldest one I remember is when is was around six, I was in a theme park with areas of the park being separated by tunnels. I went down one of the tunnels and shutters closed behind me when I was deeper in the tunnel. While trapped inside this tunnel, saws came from the walls and cut me into several parts until I woke up. This theme park nightmare was recurring for a large part of my life, every time I'd enter a different tunnel and every time I'd die a different way.

[@lefthandman3558]

Dude, I have a Speedrun, I only got like 27th place and it still tooks me hours to do. Speedrunning is the opposite of laziness

[@SynthGirl64]

This episode has been my favourite so far

[@drmarmal8]

SomeBlackGuy’s insufferable insistence on not admitting he doesn’t know what Mega Man X game Sweeny was asking about ASIDE, this podcast was a great time and I thank you for making it!👍🏿

[@henrymacleod2006]

Who else would pay to see Derrick debate Joe Rogan's doctor about medicine?

[@richardcheese4680]

No Joe has no moral obligation. If kids are listening then it’s the parents fault for not paying attention and if you’re an adult in the era of the internet than that’s totally on you. Do your research, check the sources, talk to doctors and make an informed decision regarding your own health and well being.

[@Chadronius]

It's like listening to the Snark Tank podcast and taking what they say as fact. Is it on them if I go around and murder a bunch of Progerian babies? No? Then it's the same for Joe. This podcast is still pretty fucking large and had a decent amount of influence, even though JRE dwarfs this. Instead they disregard their own comments because it's Joe Rogan lol

[@swarthyattire]

Escape from LA is an amazing movie with an amazing soundtrack

[@muchappreciated.5663]

1:14:45 for a sec I didn't think Chris was talking about who I thought he was, then I remembered he was also a fan of sleepycabin... Then he mentioned the chocolate fountain. I will never forget.

[@shanemoody529]

Chris's Dennis Prager impression is hilarious.

[@FogHorn1911]

Preger U isn't actually a school? Ya no shit, neither is the school of hard knocks.

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

Yeah, but you actually learn shit at the school of hard knocks. Prager U is just an uninformed dunce convention.

[@zale9604]

Delayed intro was a good bit lol

[@xxNovaprimexx]

Wait is derek's hair greenscreened out? cause at 30:00 I started to notice that the dot on his wall gets obscured by something when he moves his hair... either that or the video's just fucked

[@Kaleb_SMILE]

I thought Chris was a left handed freak until I saw the Metroid case

[@Yumemaru.]

Bald Sween would get a huge zenkai boost.

[@leker485]

does anyone know this scene from Halloween that they're talking about? With the gun spinning around and capping the shooter?

[@than217]

Sweeney's girlfriend is listening to this now trying to cancel their surprise trip reservations for the 'Tiger-Filled Spooktacular Pumpkin Patch Hay Ride Tour' on Halloween.

[@balfyrown3023]

48:41 Derek almost drops a gamerword

[@KitchenKnifeRescue]

Snark Tank: So, nothing happened this week. Alec Baldwin: hold up, wait a sec, let me fix that.

[@elijahgray3717]

Derrick is just a slightly taller Beetlejuice from the Stern show

[@RunningItHellRazor]

Chris. I love your content. Keep it up ;)

[@Stormin_Norman_1066]

My issue with most horror is that I just don’t believe in the supernatural any more, and just about every “horror” plot hook you can do with aliens and robots have been done, needless the same goes for scientifically based zombies and of course mutants. Maybe that’s why I liked Cabin in the Woods so much, it was more of a romp.

[@Stormin_Norman_1066]

Btw that isn’t Childs at the end, MacReady hands him one of the molotavs and Childs drinks it like it’s nothing- because he’s an alien that doesn’t understand that he’s drinking gasoline.

[@ironpro7217]

26:16

[@Crazak53]

Coming back to this is both incredibly sad and hilarious after Steve Harwell's death.

[@noneofyourbusiness7055]

1:33:13 nothing to see here. Too bad you didn't include the videos in the episode though, would've liked to see some dope get destroyed by a boar.

[@DirtMG]

Fortunately the Senator video is on KZbin uncensored

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

If I hear one more podcast of chucklefucks use the 3d Sonic games as a punching bag without acknowledging the godlike soundtracks, I'm going to piss a house down.

[@Dragonking1984]

It's been my opinion that some game series are not meant to be 3D. Series like Megaman, Castlevania, Sonic, Donkey Kong, earthworm Jim. When these series put out 3D titles they sucked. I would include Metroid in that group if not for the prime games.

[@clanofclams2720]

Megaman Legends, DK64, and earthwork Jim 3d were all great

[@emikochan13]

1:06:30 i've had quite a few nightmares like that, perfect normal thing happens , but wake up scared.

[@kimorayn1733]

1:42:34 That was cold, Chris. . . Derrick is RIGHT there. C'mon man, you can't be saying stuff like that...

[@arielgeminiano]

ayo the pizza here

[@flameboi7104]

Leg crack

[@Makujah_]

I've had a dream similar to Derrick's. I was in skyrim, falkreath. And I was aware that it's like skyrim the game, but it also felt real and I acted accordingly. Anyway, I saw my dead dog outside the city and it ran away towards riverwood, and at that moment I just mundanely knew I had run after it, without a second thought that it's my dead dog in skyrim and it's alive. I just felt like I was doing the clavicus vile quest.

[@indiebutterknife952]

So glad danger 5 got a slight mention

[@spazzitronmcgee6254]

Have you ever pushed a beach ball underwater? What happened? 🤔

[@hollowman7168]

At least 4 movies have ended with micheal getting blasted for 12 minutes he just gets back up every time it's ridiculous...

[@nicholatemple9296]

Now I gotta rewatch Jumanji 1995.

[@jordanschoenenberger4397]

The western is the Quick and the dead, shitty movie but that's because Keith is only in it for like 5 minutes before he dies.

[@parkerhope387]

best show in a long time.

[@Junkyardproduxtions]

Autistic Sonic fan here to say I think that there are good games after S3&K and SAdv. But it comes down taste as the games continually try to give themselves more of a unique personality, or lack of one if you're pessimistic.

[@2ndai385]

Chris with a Middle part is turning into Korea

[@gyromurphy]

Good evening. Sunday evening.

[@markyonline1]

I got that reference and I'll one up you: it was morning for me

[@Peidro64]

Sarge poster, fucking BASED

[@drbary4697]

it's my favorite lesbian trio

[@mathieuleader8601]

yes Mcdowd has the same voice as Chris Griffin

[@lil.dishrag]

1:45:42 sweens laugh here omfg

[@camille-jeanhelou4444]

I love you guys. But you don't know what you're talking about in regards to meds and covid

[@CaptainDugog]

Best episode.

[@我的家-j4b]

How have yall not talked about the Friday the 13th video game yet

[@carlosmoreno8710]

GOTY (metroid dread) sitting on the table

[@roguishhh]

banger episode