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[@SashQuack]

Sweeney turning the podcast into a JJ Abrams movie

[@oxygenthief8956]

53:30 congrats to sween for initiating an improve bit instead of halting one in its tracks

[@quillclock]

Sweeny is like a sundial this episode. you can watch the sun move across his body

[@comhaltacht315]

2:00 Sweeney is given a home but he’s too cheap to buy one singular curtain. 5:00 My neighbors don’t dance 19:30 Derrick found on Epstein flight logs??? 30:30 Chris solved racism 35:00 Sweeney Eugenics 2:04:20 Sweeney breaks his new years resolution 2:23:45 Chris comes out of the closet

[@irishempire9811]

thank you for the timestamps

[@Zerathil]

1:51:00 Sweeney falls asleep.

[@brohemianrhapsody5740]

2:28:00 Derrick explains his iconic sex move

[@bigfootbuthesmokesweed6766]

My neighbors don't dance and if they don't dance then they ain't no neighbors of mine

[@johnaidenmcleod6308]

Sweeny looks like he’s wearing a flash bang

[@theduckyduck27]

kingston actually wasn't born black he's just been sitting in the sun for so long

[@pizza-for-mountains]

bro spent too long in the oven, almost turned into charcoal

[@matthewwalsh1468]

2:13:36 - Holy God, new drinking game: Take a shot every time Sweeney falls asleep during the podcast!! 😅

[@cup-o-matic]

Guys I’ll pay extra on Patreon if Tom gets a black out curtains

[@GayIncel]

I'll pay extra if Sweeney was in less episodes

[@matthewwalsh1468]

I'll pay if Sweeney can stay awake for an entire ep.!!

[@Cookiemaster98_98]

i'll pay extra for sweeney to stop jerking it while filming

[@millennialboomer6780]

The light really is accentuating Sween's double chin

[@ShinobuFTW]

Was not expecting Sweeney to bring up Mastodon of all things. Absolutely goated metal band.

[@juicy1nonly]

that Curl of the Burl shit was dope

[@chopper4023]

Fr, legit had to rewind like 4 times to make sure I was hearing him correctly

[@gyroownstheworld]

Sweeny cosplaying a white man this episode

[@frogman367]

2:07:00 The biggest reason why I sometimes don't finish games is that I play through most of the game and then I have to put it down for a period of time. I was playing through Dark souls 1 but then I had to go back to college where I would have very little time to play games and when I did it was usually local multiplayer stuff with friends (stuff like mario kart or smash). I would then try to go back afterward and I would lose some of my touch on how to play and also where I am, and I end up either starting over or playing something else.

[@needlesslycritical6199]

2:19:10 The context behind Chris saying "motorboating an open colon" came from when you read that Frank Sinatra name with "Start spreading your cheeks, I'm fucking your ass" for the first time I think 3 episodes ago while everyone was riffing off of it to find more gay lyrics and he bookended it with the colon comment. Also, with all this talk of women turning into cats, surprised none of you brought up Always Sunny lol

[@GynxShinx]

The audience question asker could be named "I'mAWoman" and Chris would still say "he asks". lol

[@nirvanajunkie8798]

When Sweeny told Chris to continue reading the names after that heresy Derek said I had to hold back from laughing out loud at work lol

[@Dushbagthelegendary]

2:19:16 it was when your doing a bit about Frank Sinatra Gay cover to New York.

[@TsudaraTogami]

a straight cover of ram ranch would go hard

[@rogercheetoofficial]

Coincidentally, Bright is actually also another movie title, it's the one about modern fantasy cops fighting a prophesized evil lord, it was not very good

[@matthewwalsh1468]

1:51:33 - Sweeney was out for the count at this point...ya'll got to get him on coffee STAT, or he needs to get some more Z's at night...he's nodding off in the middle of a podcast with the sun blaring in his face?! 😂

[@admiralalyssa]

"Imagine if you were in a video game, you wouldn't want your character modeled after you?" Chris: N.. Nooo. Chris and Colin literally have a game dedicated to Sacred with them in it as co-protagonists lmao.

[@laiky4373]

Came for the Ray Gun, stayed for the Black Guy, subbed for the Sweeney. Hell yeah.

[@freddart5163]

33:10 yea touching tips is literally called sword fighting don't ask how I know

[@freddart5163]

@@The_Forever_Man elementary 😭

[@brodiz9277]

That eddie Murphy donkey segment might be the funniest thing ive heard

[@TACKO3D]

I listened to this one this morning on patreon, but I had to see the video to see Sweeny's terrible lighting set up. Its not even the first time he records like that. Like even if you don't want to go buy curtains, is there no place to set up that desk without that?

[@sap-un6ny]

5 seconds in and already laughing

[@kimorayn1733]

Super disrespectful

[@cherrygrabber7172]

GoW trilogy the forever goat.

[@Stray_Dog84]

How unfortunate that you recorded this right before the nyc jewish tunnel event.

[@SamueL-td7fb]

They were trying to get to Israel but flight was too expensive

[@Ryzawa]

At this rate they'll have Keith David on before Sweeny gets a blackout curtain. Also what the fuck Derrick, "Pilot Punch" made me cry laughing, I both resent and cherish you...

[@SwooshJush83]

Bruh man is bathed in the holy light damn

[@scooterwearssocks]

I remember when the credits were 5 minutes long

[@matthewwalsh1468]

2:10:33 - And there he goes again...and again...and again!!

[@My_knob]

Bmth’s old stuff is still iconic. I have no idea what Derricks talking about with them stealing from another band but Suicide Season and There Is A Hell still sound impeccable to this day

[@Foehammer774]

With the discussion on music, I don't think there is any definitive "worst" era for music. I've heard some absolute garbage in the past few years, but I've also heard some of the best songs from my favorite bands within the past year alone. And I only recently listened to White Lies, who have been making music since 2007 and their songs are great. But I never heard of them until 2019 so I don't associate them with that era in my mind. There's great and horrible music in every year, it just takes a while to weed through the bad to find the good

[@kimorayn1733]

The song is called "Montero (Call Me By Your Name)" by Lil Nas X, that's why it didn't sound right. Bright was the Netflix show that... wasn't great. Sunshine is a Movie with lots of Acclaim.

[@我的家-j4b]

2:25:25 and onward kills me

[@ironpro7217]

Other people were trying to crash tetris too, but its very difficult to play perfectly for that long while you can barely see where the pieces are at times 1:35:20

[@shawngriffith6901]

Prison is 1000% about punishment, not rehabilitation or reform. It's why in the 13th amendment it states "Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction." Sween knows this but is splitting hairs on intent of prison as a concept vs practice in America. They all know prison is legalized slavery, they just don't voice it consistently because it doesn't flow the conversation to information dump.

[@cherrygrabber7172]

I heard from John Oliver that a lot of US prisons were owned by private companies, essentially making a business out of legalized slavery. As messed up as they were, I do admire Sween's optimism in wanting the best out of every grim situation. Like he hasn't taste tested the mystery pie that is prison, but he'd want it to at least be competently made.

[@GynxShinx]

Yep. Shouldn't be.

[@shawngriffith6901]

It's not "essentially slavery" it literally is. What I quoted is the 13th amendment, that was supposed to "end slavery" yet specifies it's acceptable as a punishment. It's why Sween and Derek inherently know it's slavery, they were likely taught by their families American history that isn't white washed. First the 13th amendment made slavery legal as punishment. The plantations were made into labor camps for prisons. The slave catchers became police departments. Then we made forced sterilization a punishment for repeated offenses which lead tobetween 100,000-150,000 federally funded forced sterilizations of mostly Black and Indigenous persons. @cherrygrabber7172

[@TheMasterJCL]

Surprised Arbiter wasn't acknowledged as one of the best written characters. One thing about his story I always found weird is how the humans don't hold him accountable for his role in glassing Reach and what happened on/around the first ring when he lead the covenant there.

[@Cleanframe]

Not being able to say the N-word weakened Sweeney drastically this episode 😅😅😅

[@hayothegunosaurus]

i can tell you for a fact that a lot of cinephiles hate the 90s and think it’s overrated af

[@thatoneguyUknow]

Sweeney is wearing whiteface purely via lighting.

[@clownymoosebean]

Bonus Points if you do the Pilot Punch while flying a plane.

[@than217]

Kingston: "I'm not going to say the N word as my New Years Resolution." Also Kingston 35:16

[@RiscuitLancer]

Look at Debra Wilsons video game credits, its insane how many video games shes in, its legit crazy. I wish they'd give her different models, it takes me out seeing her cause I see her in so much stuff.

[@sslakr]

I think the 2000s was probably the best decade for music. There was so much good music coming out for nearly every genre. Also, Electric Callboy has been around for about a decade, but has gotten substantially better within the last couple years.

[@Ryzawa]

They also mentioned in an earlier episode that Sabaton has gotten better, kinda surprised they didn't mention them again.

[@linkinparkblink182ro]

The bling era of rap was HORRIBLE

[@carbondogma7388]

The thing with the guy beating Tetris - It's not like an actual "end" The short explanation is he just kept playing until the game crashed There is a great documentary on KZbin going over the history of competitive Tetris

[@brohemianrhapsody5740]

56:34 Sweeney is slowly coming to terms that he's sociopath

[@deaththakid4435]

I don't know why but Sweeny looks alot more articulate and less scary this episode!

[@CpnCrunchwrap]

i cannot believe Derek POGGED to the first n word of 2024

[@mpnothanks]

Chris, the 53K kills achievement is Dead Rising.

[@kimorayn1733]

'04 had Limp Bizkit and Nickelback rocking n' rolling, it was a great time to be alive... But on cap, no god, the time was drowning in Ringtone Rap has really soured with time, with beeping and the like.

[@littleleafers]

Sweeney looks like he got hit with a DBZ solar flare and then that person froze

[@zacharyjackson3070]

Gay “Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue” would go hard

[@duskplains1235]

Some how Sweeney of the three got enlightenment

[@llamaking3202]

Switching to youtube version. I have Spotify premium why do I still hear ads in my podcasts! Also Snark Tank™️, both H3 podcast and Joe Rogan have video for Spotify.

[@perote3]

Sweeney cosplaying as a flashbang

[@MajorLeeAwesome]

Sween doesnt even close his blinds that are ALREADY THERE!

[@ArkTheBlade]

Sweeny Try not to talk about music every podcast challenge impossible

[@imdannyiguess]

2:27:55 has to be the most Disgusted/Disappointed I've ever seen Chris and Sweeny look lamo

[@jacktease27]

1:09:06

[@ufailowell]

I like how Derrick was trying to make up a white guy name… and named a former pretty famous NBA player lol

[@dariuszupan8145]

Seeny looks like: DAYMAN AAA AAAAAA AAAAAA FIGHTER THE NIGHTMAN AAA AAAAAA AAAAAA CHAMPION OF THE SUN AAA AAAAAA AAAAAA YOU'RE A MASTER OF KARATE AND FRIENDSHIP FOR EVERYONE

[@MetalTrenches]

Mastodon peaked with Crack The Skye imo

[@davidhines1801]

Didn’t think I’d see you hear. Love your channel!

[@Makujah_]

6:22 2000s did suck in terms of music... compared to 80s. Good music was still being made, just not in such incredible amounts

[@grifoochoa9281]

Sunshine mentioned goated movie lol

[@djgroopz4952]

"Chuck Norris is bigoted" 😂😂😂. Yeah...

[@Lastman737]

The hate for an individual landlord is wild. How do you even arrive at that conclusion?

[@Dayman420]

Because a single person owning 15k houses is a fucked. Being conservative, each of those houses could house 2 people (realistically they probably have room for kids as well) that’s taking 30 thousand opportunities for permanent housing away.

[@clanofclams2720]

how does the landlord boot taste

[@wepaworldview7245]

Because they are parasites

[@gaigelarry]

Tom Sweeney you Know VIVIENNE MEDRANO?!?! WTH?! THAT'S Siiiick!!!

[@nickrustyson8124]

I say the 2010s or 2020s is going to be the worse, especially the 2020s, go listen to Todd in the Shadows best of the year list for any year after 2019

[@nickrustyson8124]

The best decade for Cinema was the 1970s, Sweeney you are very very wrong, Cinephiles actually disregard the 1980s for self censorship, and how the whole decade was going Big, the 90s at least had the Indie boom, but the 1970s and especially before Rocky came out

[@jinchuriki7022]

55:49

[@johhnylaw5460]

1:39:00 DONKEY DIES

[@getback8816]

Wild thumbnail

[@MoneyFolder]

Original FF7 is way better than FF7R

[@Macapta]

I’ll throw out Joel from Last of Us for that real characters chat.

[@normallyscott]

Them talking about Twitter, just shows that that was stuff they were already watching, if you click I don't want to see this Twitter will stop Showing it to you.

[@mathieuleader8601]

Debra does a great Oprah on MADTV

[@BrandEver117]

Bi here, definitely touched tips before

[@Diyomaro]

If p3dos create more p3dos, they are the closest thing to IRL vampires

[@trinidaddy]

Vampires literally are them if you consider how old they usually are😂😂😂. That's an insane discovery.

[@he2875]

A straight cover is just a woman singing your gay covers.

[@meepmoopiethe3rd]

Sween dropping bombs so frequently has made it to where I don't even register when anyone on this podcast or in real life uses that word. I had to rewind when Derrick started doing the wojack meme face because I simply did not hear. I appreciate how fully he failed at such a simple goal.

[@2ndai385]

Sweeny is the god of mankind

[@RaccoonBrigade]

Spend a little of that patreon money on curtains or pay someone to give a fuck enough to move your desk. That's sad to happen more than once

[@Dawgfather]

What sween is missing that people on steroids can build more muscle mass doing nothing than the average person who works out everyday

[@Yumemaru.]

W intro.

[@brianscott2089]

Everyone hjngle your pingles

[@austyntheman5623]

Where all animals and it takes 6 rough years and we'd just go back to eating each other

[@Makujah_]

I feel like Sweeney likes exclusively the LEAST interesting characters of every good story driven videogame

[@RA-xx4mz]

Can sween just get blinds? Damn.

[@birdbonezzz4619]

Night lampass

[@steelgriffin7716]

With the Rock... I dunno he never left the "He's a Wrestler" part of my brain. So him being fake is just so... *shrug*.

[@LanceUppercut]

3. 3 houses.

[@LanceUppercut]

100% agree with Chris on Arthur. Everyone in that game. I legit cried multiple times over that story (though alcohol may have bene involved...). And another "play as the supporting character" example - I'm not far into Witcher 3, but already feeling "oh, another Ciri scene.... Great 😒".

[@mathieuleader8601]

Sween looks ghostly

[@thesaltydelphox6156]

this episode is all bullshit i love it

[@Jay-vg8hd]

mommy

[@restlessfrager]

You don't want gears of war. Seriously and seriously 2.0 are fucking stupid. They're the only cheevos I've yet to get.

[@-Daidalos]

God damn, Sweeney looks ridiculous in that hat, sun or no sun. Just buy fucking curtains, or hang a towel in front of your window or something.

[@perote3]

Nah, the 2000's had the absolute worst music if you look at was popular compared to what popular in other decades.