The very worst gamer rage quit confessions

I also once freaked out and carved my initials into my Crash Bandicoot 2 disc when I was like eight, got scared my parents would see and know it was me, so changed the initials to "M.B." Genius.

[@Matt_Rose]

As per my impromptu idea at 8:40, please do share any BOARD GAME rage quit tales or the like! Ever irately swallowed a Monopoly hotel piece? Punched a sibling after they laid down 'zygote' in Scrabble? Tell all here!

[@someguyontheinternet2170]

Hi thanks for putting a smile on my face

[@outgoingcall]

I did kinda end up slamming my fists on the table and yelled, "Agatha Christie" while seething with rage.

[@thekaptain9117]

I was playing Scrabble with my family and I laid down “qi” in such a way that earned me 66 points. Q on a triple word space next to two solitary I’s. My sister flipped the board over and threw the notepad I was using to keep track of points all the way across the room into the sink. We didn’t play Scrabble for a while after that.

[@azula8014]

Oh uhhh me,my mom,dad,and older brother are playing monopoly My brother gets in jail and he uses the get out of jail free card I got so mad I took his card and ate it Yes we do eat game stuff alot

[@hayden8116]

one time when i was playing monopoly woth my family, i had mayfair and a hotel, my mum landed on it and knocked me off my chair

[@human-tk2fo]

I love how sometimes when people get really angry they go a little feral and bite things

[@sand__witch]

i once bit a pen open in one swift chomp. i do not recommend doing this unless you hate your teeth update: round stic classic bic pens are soft-ish plastic and my teeth thank me everyday for getting them. also good if you break pens! those guys just bend, so you'll never find yourself in a situation where you have no writing supplies because you've fucking destroyed them all in a fit of rage! i still need anger management classes probably but let me tell you that does Wonders to lower the frustration

[@tatteryt]

Yeah I mean cmon guys I know we've evolved to be a civilized species but pixel lesbian fish lady is too strong therefore I need to scream like a rabid animal

[@Utautchi]

Speaking of that-heh, I once bit my 3DS XL that I had at the time in rage lol. I didn’t bite it whilst it was open. I closed it, *then* bit it. My teeth marks from biting the plastic actually became engraved into it.

[@emitrioff]

@@tatteryt Undyne ain't that hard

[@tatteryt]

@@emitrioff undyne the undying :')

[@azazel5188]

The hardest ragequit wasn't even rage in the end. I literally ended up crying for like 3 hours while lying in bed contemplating about how I suck at everything and will never be loved

[@diamondsx87]

Yikes

[@yourmanjimbo]

This is genuinely sad. Tells us a lot about how we live in a society.

[@venust9806]

when rage turns into a crisis

[@eviltroll6297]

same

[@johnnyjoestar1909]

Same but it’s still sad

[@freycossy]

I distinctly remember being 12 years old and getting so infuriated that one of my brothers was better than me at Hollow Knight that I set an alarm for 2 in the morning when I knew he'd be playing online with his friends, and hid where he couldn't see me with my laptop waiting for him to be just about to win a match of Rocket League, then turned off the XBox from my laptop and scurried back to my room. I think that was the day I learnt what pure human agony sounds like in a scream.

[@caucasianv1nce426]

Did u get caught?

[@tatteryt]

This was actually quite satisfying to read

[@caucasianv1nce426]

@@tatteryt ikr

[@m1n3c4rt]

I am very good at Hollow Knight and have a 11yo brother and am now mortified

[@felwinterslie8223]

Absolute fucking madman

[@screamingkoifish3202]

I have a similar story to the sock flusher when i was younger, between 3 and 5 atleast, but instead of rage quitting over a game I just flushed 5 medium sized potatoes down my moms toilet for no reason. My mom couldn't even explain to the plumber why five whole potatoes was down the toilet.

[@EllpaFox47]

Ok but how the hell did you get 5 medium sized potatoes

[@screamingkoifish3202]

​@EllpaFox47 no idea

[@TheCaptainAmelia]

Potatoes?!

[@ririlub]

huh so thats why i lost 5 potatoes

[@KeeleyChaos-official]

I rate this 5/5 potatoes

[@z.m.stewart1996]

I’m so glad people like Gollum Voice and Sock Flusher share my instinct to, when upset, do something not very violent, but simply very very unusual.

[@lizzypremium1201]

Sock Flusher the new marvel villain

[@charlieblank3393]

Don't forget foot eater

[@calebchristiansen3065]

Well, Gollum Voice was also choking himself I believe, so idk if I'd really say it was that nonviolent

[@ungoodthinkful]

And the guy who ate multiple keys from his keyboard 😅

[@melodi996]

How's that not violent? It's selfdamage and agression.

[@adaoncken5588]

I was at a hotel once and I heard the people next door scream "SILICON ISN'T A WORD!" and some angry destructive noises. I asked them about it in the morning they just said. "Oh. -name- can get a little angry at scrabble."

[@WarTie]

ah yes scrabble the MOST argumentative board game

[@iamwoke322]

Speaking of games that shatter friendships, Among Us.

[@Xnoob545]

I'd go, ring their door, when they open up, I'd just yell "SILICON *IS* A WORD" in their room, and walk off

[@Omicron9999]

@@Xnoob545 I'd have yelled it through the wall without looking up from what I was doing.

[@allisonkrueger8330]

@@iamwoke322 no, uno

[@kaseymathew1893]

Not a ragequit, but a peculiar thing to say: "Quit getting stuck in things, you awkward box of polygons!" I came up with this while failing to navigate a catwalk in No Man's Sky.

[@poppythedogofwonders]

HA! I said something similar while playing that Saw game (Saw: the Game was it?) the main character moves so slow in that game and he's bulky to boot so I ended up saying "Move your ass you big ass Block man!"

[@nocontextgiven5130]

“Quit getting stuck in things, you awkward box of polygons!” Is now my motto.

[@chestnut4860]

Mine was "will you (plural) calm your collective shit" while commanding ark fliers

[@wieldylattice3015]

I need to save these for the next time I play PUBG because if I have a nickel for every time I’ve gotten stuck on random stupid shit because why not, I’d be able to grab myself an Xbox Series X

[@rsodrealm]

clever

[@ItsAMiiAMario]

Recently i yelled "I HOPE YOU STEP ON A RUSTY KNIFE!!" When i lost in splatoon 3

[@Topaz_1027]

Splatoon 3 was the game that made me swear in front of my sister for the first time

[@unsound2134]

Fiddle Dee Dee

[@CoffeeRobin-cs1nf]

The Splatoon experience, where most your teammates are sleeping most of the time

[@firstcontact152]

splatoon rage takes another victim

[@char0nspaws]

As a splat 3 player That is so real

[@AFYTFR]

For the board games: Me and my friends were playing Monopoly and I was 9yrs old. One of my friends ragequit so hard and funnily that everyone laughed including me and I shat myself

[@SpiffyBoi345]

that last bit hits you like a freight train omg

[@lucasgarcia9330]

I love how it is all fun and games and all of a sudden I SHAT MYSELF

[@brutus3631]

i was reading comments while making tea and i spilled boiling water on the floor bc of you 💀😭

[@Walter-The-Cat]

Why is so much shitted in pants involved with rage stories

[@lucasgarcia9330]

​@@brutus3631 💀💀💀 I'm sorry man

[@deadcharz9149]

These were great cause some were “I spat at my tv” whilst others were “oh yeah I stabbed my brother with a steak knife”

[@secondlogic]

yea what the hell? Oh, i was playing halo, and i FRIGGIN STABBED SOMONE when i lost. Hope that dude's bro is OK.

[@lemolea9571]

​​@@secondlogic My uncle threw a dart into my mothers cheek when she was winning... They aren't on speaking terms now... That may have been what caused her fear of needles, now that I think about it, she still has a small scar where it went clean through.

[@gastlygod10]

​@@lemolea9571 ... jesus f**king christ

[@DevilTheBest]

​@lemolea9571 Geenie Mack... what game was it?!

[@thymecrafter]

@@DevilTheBestDarts perhaps??????

[@KawaiiPandass123]

Once I kept dying in minecraft because of joycon drift, so I threw my pillow on the floor and stomped on it. Multiple times. My fish just kind of looked at me, silently judging. Edit: I got new controllers :D (but the fact left is red and right is blue now is driving me crazy)

[@Vanithokus]

Istg I hate not being able to break stuff when angry cause it makes you look weak and weird when you're hitting soft stuff

[@YieldToThem]

lemme guess, your using a nintendo switch

[@TheTrueBrawler]

I feel you, man. My Joycons decided to drift for the first time during loser bracket semi-finals at a Smash Bros local, the furthest I had ever got in a tournament. I lost the set as a result, and was pissed for days.

[@doomfox6241]

I don’t think your fish was judging you, I think it felt your pain

[@Phantomphan613]

@@YieldToThem nooooo, they had joycon drift while playing the PS4 /heavy sarcasm

[@sygmarvexarion7891]

The only game that made me rage was Overwatch 1. I once overheard my mom telling dad "He's sitting at that damn computer all day and swears like a sailor."

[@Justsomedudeokay]

As a small child, I would have a temper tantrum every time my parents said that I couldn't buy Go in Monopoly.

[@girlscanbedrummers5449]

That's hilariously adorable 😂💀

[@Glisten456]

I imagine that if Go could be purchased, the owner would have to give 200$ to whoever passed it, so your parents may have actually been saving you,

[@ronan-outoftime]

so does that mean the 200 bucks comes from you instead of the bank

[@Tylerx-z]

@@Glisten456 Go would have been the other option to jail so basically it was community service on steroids.

[@letterborneVods]

The sock one scares me, it requires the person to have planned this AND maintained their anger throughout the planning and later the execution phase.

[@jwalster9412]

Imagine having that much mental fortitude to plan ahead, smh who thinks ahead..

[@ahorseofcourse7283]

That person has a bright future ahead of them in politics.

[@viljamtheninja]

I think I did the opposite of rage quit with chess. I've only played one game ever, and toward the end, in a sudden "I can see the Matrix" moment I managed to plan out a victory in three steps, which all played out perfectly. Never played again, still undefeated.

[@xellowastaken6992]

legend.

[@_stardustcolors]

victory quit

[@RamiSlicer]

this man got an indefinite win to lose ratio

[@piotr4198]

In all honesty, thinking three steps forward for a victory isn't a huge amount.

[@evilpotato1534]

100% win rate

[@micahfoley9572]

the closest i ever get is verbally threatening my controller. i'm sure it learns it's lesson, so no need to chuck it across the room.

[@mitsuris_dango675]

Gentle parent your controller

[@micahfoley9572]

@@mitsuris_dango675 yeah, you're right. I don't want someone calling Controller Protective Services on me lol

[@micahfoley9572]

@@mitsuris_dango675controller protective services loves me

[@ronan-outoftime]

i usually threaten the game itself, like "i swear to god if you do this to me ONE more time" etc

[@micahfoley9572]

@@ronan-outoftime lol nice. I'll be like "I hate this damn game" but I only ever say that about games I love

[@thelostone7512]

I rage quit the sims once. Didn't do anything other than shut the game and huff away from the computer, but I felt like the fact it was the sims made the story special enough.

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

No no, the sims is one angering game. Not it’s fault, of course, but just a result of being made by EA.

[@jarvistoasty]

@@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro like how one of my sims pissed himself in front of the toilet and collapsed in the puddle? Yes, very infuriating. I kicked a dresser drawer and chipped a toenail.

[@Llama-ou5gr]

i agree that sims is frustrating TvT

[@dustorm5012]

Sims just die in pools and just go into the pools all the time, so I understand

[@grellsutcliffe8265]

I remember being 16, bought my computer and the first game I got on it was Sims 4, I tried to have a wedding at some point for my self insert Sim but she kept walking away from the cake as the timer was almost out to go chat with the catering guy and I distinctly remember yelling "BLOW OUT THE FUCKING CANDLES YOU FLAX MUFFIN OR I'LL BLOW OUT YOUR LIFE FORCE" Mind you it was 3 am on a Tuesday and I lived in a house of 5 people with paper thin walls.

[@sock2828]

The rage quit with the axe is somehow one of the most reasonable and least destructive ones.

[@A10_Warthog]

I don't think the tree stump would agree

[@official-obama]

@@A10_Warthog because it's not alive

[@Juicy-KingDerp.alt.]

@@official-obama tree stumps have feelings too y'know

[@bencenagy5459]

@StuntRoy26 or the skull denting one

[@guidinglight9082]

@@Juicy-KingDerp.alt. If youre fucking Sundew from wings of fire

[@yourweirdplant]

I love how a lot of these are "I snapped ny controller in half." "I ate keys off my keyboard." "I threw the game outside my window." And then there's this guy just thinking about his life

[@don_kixotejoga]

And there's "why is the TV smoking?"

[@MelonHere20]

honestly related so hard to that one, I've done that at least twice, especially that one time when the power went out and i rage quit after realizing how much data i lost...and just stared

[@rat967]

I was like 6, 7 or 8 and played a game on my mum's phone and bit it. I cracked the screen

[@iamsiley]

@@don_kixotejoga Guess TVs take cigarette breaks too sometimes...

[@viscountrainbows2857]

"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?!"

[@izzytepe]

i drove to another state. i just stared at the wall, told my mom i'd be back, and drove across the pennsylvania border to west virginia before i realized how far i had gone

[@OriginPlayss]

Did You Drive From One End To Pennsylvania To The Other End Past Pennsylvania?

[@rollinlikebuer9059]

So THAT'S what makes a person go to West Virginia.

[@izzytepe]

@@OriginPlayss NO haha i should have specified. i live in the pittsburgh area, so very very western PA. at most an hour and a half drive with no traffic

[@OriginPlayss]

@@izzytepe Oh Okay

[@jobah619]

As a West Virginia resident, I would like to apologize that you had to come here for any reason

[@dustbinsauce11]

can’t believe that guy actually tried to eat his own foot. If he did, I would be astonished as to how flexible he is.

[@_ArmIa]

You can’t get your foot to your mouth?

[@southernbrain691]

he prob started from the toe

[@exynth1a215]

someone did cook and eat his own foot, theres a reddit thread somewhere

[@everyone4352]

U can bite ur foot by sitting down and helping it up to ur face with ur hands

[@GippyHappy]

When I was a kid I would chew my toenails off

[@pumpkinoligarchy6626]

See, the thing about games like Uno and Monopoly is that I’ve found that the games themselves are not friendship destroyers, but trying to agree on the rules is. All the heated arguments I got into because of board games absolutely had to do with rules. My father and I got into a screaming match over Monopoly Deal and I’m still not over it. That was 3 or 4 years ago now.

[@beaniedoodle5724]

Literally the same happened to me with my friends over Monopoly Deal cause I always played a certain way with my cousins so when there was a board game day at school in the eighth grade I got so angry that my friends wouldn't play it my way, and my friends got angry I wouldn't play it theirs. Let's just say the entire class turned their attention towards us lol.

[@pumpkinpartysystem]

This happens with how I play checkers. I play so you're not forced to capture pieces just because you can, and you're also allowed to jump over your own pieces without capturing them. No one else seems to play this way but I love it for the combo potential, it's super satisfying.

[@Dunkelwald_]

Understandable, have a nice day.

[@Zulk_RS]

I avoid this by saying, " I don't care what the actual rules are. This is how we're playing" have a short discussion about how we want to play and then when all players are in agreement over the rules we start. Usually my own house rule of Monopoly is "You do not collect 200 $ when you pass go normally. If you pass go due to a card and that card says "If you pass Go collect 200" or something like that, then you can collect 200. This made Monopoly a game that can be finished in 1-2 hours.

[@rachele3334]

I’m the one who constantly consults the rules sheet to make sure we’re doing it right. It settles arguments very quickly, but it doesn’t make me super popular 😂😭

[@buckstop]

I was so pissed at the Kirin fight in Monster Hunter: World I put down the controller, made myself a massive breakfast of pancakes, eggs, hashbrowns, toast, bacon, and beans because I wanted to emulate the prehunt meals from that game. I was able to beat the Kirin next try

[@wieldylattice3015]

Thats actually legendary

[@SuperJman1111]

This isn’t raging, this is just a true gamer moment

[@lampaddict7885]

mans buffed himself in real life oh my god

[@epicgaming11195]

time to cook up whatever estus is i guess lol

[@shronkler1994]

bro make me one next i can play kiren

[@Color_Me_Chrome]

I remember when I was 5-6yrs old, I was a BEAST at Diablo 2, I never died and got really good loot and pets, etc, I so happened to have anger issues too. Vividly remember getting stuck on something during a boss fight, died, and proceeded to take the hot disc out of the console, bit it like a dog with rabies, sandpapered it on the concrete outside, and threw it in the fire. 😇 I never got punished, but I do kinda miss the game even though I haven't played it since. 💀

[@juf9055]

Walked into the room as my brother was *literally* ripping off his shirt in a fit of rage. Always knew he had anger issues, but damn that was a little shocking.

[@lauraholmes2402]

My boyfriend is the most gentle, kind man you’d ever meet until his game starts going badly and he has a complete personality switch from Dr Jekyll to Mr Hyde. Me? I’d take a step back but him? He will continue to plough through, getting more and more frustrated until he finally beats it

[@VibeyViberson]

Your bro was turning into the hulk

[@XENON2028]

@@lauraholmes2402 DR JEKYLL AND MR HYDE?¬!!?!?!?!?!

[@natykiffy6598]

whos dr jekyll and mr hyde

[@spindash64]

@@natykiffy6598 Classic scary story. IIRC, a scientist (Dr Jekyll) is trying to find a way to remove all evil from a human. He tests it on himself, and the results are… partially successful. Just not in a good way

[@maddythegreat5194]

As a casual gamer, these stories are just fascinating

[@potentpotassium5776]

Ikr?

[@anonomuse9094]

I smashed my copy of Jak 2 on ps2 once. Like, over and over until it was almost dust. If you've played Jak 2 you know why.

[@fraidybat123]

Heh, I don’t think being a casual/competitive player makes the difference between whether you rage quit or not. I’m a pretty casual gamer, but holy CRAP do I rage sometimes. I just have anger issues ;p

[@veebee_38]

lmao ikr but i feel any skill level has these sorts of games that make you rage

[@ShockingPikachu]

I’m a casual gamer too. Most I’ve done is scream and punch a pillow… controllers and games are too bloody expensive to sacrifice, known that since I was a kid. Now I don’t take games too seriously. I just laugh at people who scream down the mic now and it’s so much more fun to fuck with them ☕️

[@gripen777]

Me and my brother were playing The Game of Life once. After losing, he promptly sat up, flipped the board over, walked away, and fell down the stairs. I begrudgingly had to ask him if he was ok

[@ILikesKarz]

bro i would have cackled in his face 😂

[@wesleymays1931]

I also lose at life, quite often

[@Nunyabusinesssa]

If I were you I’d be trying so hard not to laugh

[@ng42.]

I guess he lost the game twice

[@howdoipickaname9815]

@@ng42. I just lost the game today, and so did you

[@sushi457]

I remember playing Splatoon 3 a year ago, and i kept losing so i got up and squished the joysticks until they got permanent stick drift.

[@ronan-outoftime]

yeowch

[@GayVerifier]

@@ronan-outoftime *yes

[@mcmeowandmewki3078]

my friend got the thumbstick off her joycon during springfest *we still lost.*

[@anthonymelohorstmann1238]

my only and worst board game rage quit -8 year old me was playing chess with my father -loses -plays again(this time he blundered intentionally) -still loses -plays once more, now more agressive(adrenaline pump initiates) -realizes it is a checkmate in 3 and i cant do anything -respectfully stands up, puts away the pieces in the designated chess bag and leaves -dad is confused

[@flareperson3501]

Rage quit but you failed

[@EnoEso]

chess is infuriating

[@WatchingWhileAsleep]

a *respectful* ragequit

[@spittyjr.2181]

Cheers, mate. Good job not going monke mode. I'm sure someone appreciated it.

[@krafter8652]

I once got so mad at the kart racing minigame in Sonic Adventure 2 that I passed out and fell out of my chair onto the floor. I was playing the medium difficulty

[@slaqualquercoisamemo5117]

Lmao

[@GreenArc]

i was sitting right next to you and literally didnt notice and paid zero attention to it.

[@derekmann8239]

gawd why does this have Homer Simpson as a kid energy lmao “You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher’s mitt. But my dad wouldn’t get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and hit my head on the coffee table. The doctor said I might have brain damage!”

[@Thegod_of_memes]

this is why I only play video games on easy difficulty

[@viljamtheninja]

Holy shit that's some intense rage

[@Dr.SwagPHDinDrip]

I got really pissed at this 12 year old kid while playing shipment on Cod. I started yelling at him in Shakespearean insults, I think the kid was so confused and frightened he started screaming and crying. Little did I know, the child had handed his mother his headset. I did not know this, I said a lot of different things to her. One of them being “You villain! I have done thou mother!”. She had some very choice words for me. Not really a “gamer rage” story, but just something funny that happened to me.

[@soupcangaming662]

Man destroyed that kid and his mother

[@Hero_My_Beloved]

If you hand your headset to your mother after someone was being toxic to you, you're a fucking pussy. I know that the kid was 12 but c'mon! You shouldn't even be playing online games at 12!

[@thatonetheone]

I love this comment so much I remember it on a daily basis and it does not fail to make me cackle until i have to stop to catch my breath

[@MelonHere20]

that's honestly really creative...and clever lmao

[@loki4807]

I think you mean "I have done *thy mother" not thou.

[@felixmckinney7132]

When I was about 8 me and my siblings were playing Super Smash Bros and I was playing as Link. After losing an ungodly amount of times I switched my skin to the Dark Link outfit and changed my name to “die” to show my siblings I was getting serious. We still play it from time to time, and the name is still on there.

[@ririlub]

help this reminds me so much of "you don't want to see my dark side..."

[@Dr-Random]

I was looking for this comment. Honestly just keep the name. It’s a funny tribute.

[@felixmckinney7132]

@@Dr-Random We rarely delete names in there, there’s still a name called Bryson on there from when I invited some kid I barley knew to my birthday party and we played.

[@notoriousgoblin83]

That man putting a broom handle through either glass or metal is truly impressive

[@Will8350]

Yeah

[@animatronicentertainmentdude]

My dad and my brother tried to kill the dragon on Cuphead. We all rage quit simultaneously and ruined the entire house within he span of 30 seconds. We had 5 minutes to clean before mom got home. 1 year later, I beat the game on the hard mode

[@-herobrinesdaughter1.1]

This is making me laugh now, but I feel your pain. I think isle two is the hardest to beat, except for the clown

[@joo3414]

Bro it took me forever to beat Grim Matchstick too… I’m so glad I bought the lobber for that fight tho.

[@jwideuluisinaein]

I remember thinking the dragon/Grim Matchstick was quite easy first time beating it and was surprised to see how many people died on the inside due to him

[@GayVerifier]

I FUCKING HATE GRIM MATCHSTICK AND DR KAHLS ROBOT WITH A PASSION

[@atomicnumber202]

​@@jwideuluisinaein me and my siblings never even made it that far

[@diamondsx87]

We used to have this "Golden Time" thing at the end of every Friday in primary school, and the teachers would get board games out for us to play with if we wanted to. Cue Jake throwing one of them across the room, nearly hitting a kid in the head and cracking a window.

[@SpiffyBoi345]

i feel like all jakes are like this

[@annokya5154]

We had that in my school too and people could bring their own toys. One kid cried because he wasn’t allowed to take someone else’s toy home with him

[@yourmanjimbo]

At my school we had this at the end of year 6 and I brought Axis and Allies in to class excited to play it with people. Sat alone for an hour as everyone played other boardgames.

[@roxassora2706]

Like the Turning Red ball scene.

[@princesspixel3151]

There’s always that one kid who ruins it all for everyone. That’s how we stopped doing parachute activities in P.E. class in fifth grade

[@Nowheres_Channel]

Thrust a Splatoon 2 cartridge at a wall so hard that it left a dent.

[@ronan-outoftime]

octo expansion?

[@Nowheres_Channel]

@@ronan-outoftime Surprisingly no 0_0

[@GayVerifier]

how the hell

[@fromjolien]

We once played Monopoly for 16 hours straight. I couldn't handle more, but my mum didn't want to stop, so I got up, took some scissors and cut the board in pieces. Haven't heard from my mum since then 💀

[@lololllololololol]

Can that be classified as "cruel and unusual punishment"? I can't imagine playing Monopoly for that long without going crazy.

[@OuchMyHooves]

16 hours??? Where the fuck were you, maximum security prison???

[@theskiypdee]

16 hours bruh how🗿💀

[@katherinesmallbean3594]

All my family's monopoly games have ended in like 2 hours. What the hell were you doing to pan it out like that?!

[@fromjolien]

@@OuchMyHooves started on a Saturday morning ended 16 hours later in rage 😌

[@sky_colored_muffler]

I once yelled "I hope you'll choke on razor blade" while playing OSU. I'm still questioning if it was meant for my pc, game creators, mapper or myself

[@deathedell215]

i have multiple stab holes in my desk and i have a keyboard broken in half

[@deathedell215]

from osu

[@heroyouu9563]

osu made me almost tip my computer off my desk

[@aru-YT]

isplitmyspacebarkeyinhalffromplayingosuendmymisery

[@Hooter.on.a.scooter]

My qwop keys have cracks in them from osu.

[@aircube]

I respect this guy for whacking a chess board with a shovel and most likely losing a few of those pieces all for a short clip at the end. Thank you

[@rachelcookie321]

I don’t understand how people break things in a rage. There’s been times I’ve been so angry that I desperately want to break everything but I can’t actually bring myself to break anything of value. I know if I break something that I care about then I’ll be upset. I’ve only ever broken like cheap pencils that I had no emotional attachment to. No matter how angry I get, I still have common sense.

[@THE-Daddy-Reynolds]

The worst I’ve done was breaking my Wii U screen. That was the first and last time I rage broke something playing a game. (I was playing Mario)

[@Tylerx-z]

Worst thing I’ve done is break an almost £2000 laptop.

[@anonymoususer188]

Yeah, I don't get it either. I just go to my room and use a pillow as a punching bag until I feel better. The pillow can take it without any issues or risk of hurting myself. I guess it's a lack of self-control on their part.

[@Badsy_the_Edgecat]

unfortunately, anger problems can make it seriously difficult to control your actions. i have experience with this

[@JohnDoe-il4dz]

Same here. I actually have anger issues and get angry easily and pretty often but I never break anything while raging.

[@decemberist177]

I was once playing chutes and ladders and was almost at the top. I then accidentally hit the spot where the character ate too many apples and got a stomach ache and had to go all the way back to the bottom. I then flipped the board and went and ate as many apples as I could find in my house out of pure spite.

[@BagelBagelBagelBa]

this is the funniest one

[@realPurpleOrb]

"Doctors HATE him!"

[@ChunkyPhattz]

Did you swear like SpongeBob playing eels and escalators?

[@decemberist177]

@@ChunkyPhattz I was too young to know any swears 😭

[@kamwahh]

@@BagelBagelBagelBa omori pfp??!!

[@Haarunen]

Me, my dad and my sister used to play a lot of Monopoly, and we all know how much of a rage indusing game it can be. There has been many times when there would be screaming and crying, but we had a rule that we would never stop a game mid way for as long as the winner wasn't blatantly clear. (90% chance of winning didn't count as blatant enough by the way.) This led to many games that would end with tears in both mine and my sister's eyes, and a huge sigh of relief from my dad that it was finally over.

[@edeasley144]

My brother used to play Monopoly like it was a WWI. A battle of attrition to the end. My family would insist on not trading anything until every last property sold, and my brother wouldn't trade anything unless it gave him an advantage. Games would last hours and hours. Just going around the board again and again. They wouldn't let anyone forfeit, and if you could get them to, it became another 45 minutes of bartering to 'make it fair'. They couldn't understand why I wouldn't play that game with them. I didn't understand why they thought that that was bonding.

[@bbew2914]

@@edeasley144 your family in their past life was indeed in WW1 cuz wtf is this

[@Dirge0310]

I've only ever played monopoly once. It lasted for nearly two hours *never again*

[@hidinginyourcloset]

@@edeasley144 3 Days of Monopoly Hell

[@yukisoba8888]

Jeez why y’all cryin-

[@cholm2070]

Never rage quit on a game, but there was this one time I was really frustrated and I was like 12. I sat down to take a shit, and I swung my arm so hard is straight up knocked the TP holder clean off the wall. It’s now a core memory.

[@selegnaisonline]

lmfaooooo this made me cackle

[@Buried_Blu]

I remember playing security breach on my friend/platonic wife’s PS5 a few weeks ago, was being chased by Moon while screaming “He knows me!”. Pretty sure I was trying to say “He sees me” and “He knows where I am”

[@alfiegordon9013]

Rage shit

[@cholm2070]

@@Buried_Blu that’s amazing lmao

[@obamium7392]

nice shitting story

[@neverbeenaesthetic2907]

Well, it wasn't exactly a rage quit, but I was playing FNaF Sister Location and the damn hellspawn that is Bidybab jump scared me. I accidentally threw my Joy-Cons across my living room, and went completely numb for a few minutes. Afterwards, during the "turn the power back on without getting killed somehow" part, Funtime Freddy got me and I proceeded to ruffle my hair so much my head hurt. Then I left to play Splatoon 3.

[@amalgamation3679]

I once got so angry playing Alice: Madness Returns since this one section had you jump at a certain part, which was easy to miss. I kept failing over and over again so I conclusively just screamed into my pillow, which caused my dog to bark at me, which made me screech like a hell creature in fury, then I just laid down (face-down) on the floor for an hour before playing again. I failed again, took the disc out with shaking hands and paced around the house deciding whether I should lob it through my window. I didn’t, thankfully.

[@lizzypremium1201]

happy ending i suppose

[@dafreakscope7342]

Good game

[@your_local_art_2339]

Was this in the 2D platforming section?

[@amalgamation3679]

@@your_local_art_2339 I think it was the Caterpillar part, yeah.

[@your_local_art_2339]

@@amalgamation3679 My sister had to get me to play that platforming bit. I'm six years younger that her. After many attempts I managed to get it eventually. I cried

[@quinnstarrr]

"i freaking hate this game," dumbledore said calmly.

[@austinwaggoner3826]

Dumbledore rage quit so hard he let an employee kill him without putting up a fight.

[@musicrocks0138]

Underrated comment

[@quinnstarrr]

@@musicrocks0138 thanks

[@Muho_is_me]

That sounds like something i would say while i play a Rage/troll game that i like

[@jackwilliamtaylor5656]

I used to have a pair of identical friend twins. One night, I went out to get us another crate of beer, and came back up to the worst case of gamer rage I've ever seen. Two friends holding each twin back, them SCREAMING unspeakable things at one another, one with a gigantic fat lip and blood streaking from his arm (the other brother was a biter) and the other with a rapidly swelling eye. The thing that made it absolutely hilarious? The Overwatch highlight of someone being shot at, panicking, and running right off the map (apparently this is what caused the one to go apeshit on the other)

[@haxozr]

OH MY

[@AmongBonnie]

"used to", what happened (Sorry haxozr did not mean to reply)

[@jackwilliamtaylor5656]

@@AmongBonnie unfortunately nothing special lmao, I left uni and we haven’t spoken in like four years, but if I was a gambling man I’d put money on this having happened again since then, they were very fucking aggressive twins (this wasn’t the first time I’d seen a fight between them, just the first one that was relevant to this video)

[@haxozr]

@@AmongBonnie it’s ok

[@cromulom2223]

Happiest overwatch players

[@Freak_Among_Men]

Not a video game, but my grandfather couldn't get the BBQ to start. He went at it with an axe.

[@EllpaFox47]

NOT THE BBQ

[@someidiotmakingvids]

I love the idea that Matt would get mad at a game, take a sip of his drink, and get right back into a normal mood

[@iamwoke322]

Speaking of getting mad, I was playing Breath of the Wild and kept dying because my skill level is worse than my communication skills Later, I just walked up to my Switch, turned it off, slept for two hours

[@creative_leafeonpony_fan1545]

I've only ever played one game of chess, and that was against a friend of mine who went to a chess camp. I have no idea how to play chess, what the pieces do, or anything like that. But I did manage to make my queen run around in circles enough until we somehow reached a stalemate. My friend lost her mind and still hates talking about chess to this day, while I have a 100% chess win rate.

[@goldcrest2518]

That's a 100% draw rate. 😕

[@switchblade6]

​@@goldcrest2518 Better than it being a loss

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

💀

[@ribb0nzz]

the pfp really makes this

[@jacobgardiner9267]

I don't blame them, chess is pretty hard and getting a draw against someone who has never played before would be extremely infuriating

[@jason_p00j25]

This isn’t from a video game, but once I was playing new market (a card game) with my family, and my sister kept winning somehow, I screeched in a high pitch, got up, grabbed the blender from the cupboard, and proceeded to blend: an orange, a kitkat, an olive, some tuna and some lemon together with some orange juice, poured the foul concoction into a glass, and drank the whole thing in one gulp. Needless to say, my family were very intimidated (and concerned).

[@MarbleSodaPop]

What did it taste like?

[@jason_p00j25]

@@MarbleSodaPop Death and orange.

[@Izzy_ballet1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dradekon]

@@MarbleSodaPop probably death 💀

[@SpaceKebab]

@@MarbleSodaPop TELL US MAGIC ONE

[@yeeteater51]

makes me thankful that my ragequits are just exiting the game at mach speed and sitting there for a minute without doing anything

[@MarcusCollins69]

Yeah I don't get how people can contemplate destroying controllers, TV and other stuff

[@larsstrawn]

I once cried and raged over my sister “targeting me” while playing Settlers of Katan. She was just doing something that was part of the game.

[@justanicecreamsammich3071]

I do the same thing with my brother 💀 when he gets into a winning position, I convince the other players to help stop him and then I end up sliding under the radar and winning

[@fymbra360]

The way one ragequits is unique to the player, and it gives a raw insight to the human psyche

[@MarcusCollins69]

So what about me who doesn't destroy shit

[@fymbra360]

@ you r normal

[@nebroc12]

I was also fighting Absolute Radiance from Hollow Knight, and got so pissed off and looked for something to hit, but most stuff was either fragile or expensive, so I just kinda hit myself in the head three times and then lied on the floor for ten minutes because I had a headache.

[@twistedcoasters1533]

Justified

[@m4rcyonstation93]

@@twistedcoasters1533 Eh absrad isnt that bad

[@twistedcoasters1533]

@@m4rcyonstation93 it is when you die on the last phase on the pantheon of hallownest

[@dragonfangs580]

@@twistedcoasters1533 oh gosh yeah that sounds annoying, I almost never rage at video games but that stupid moth got me to a l m o s t ragequit apon killing me I probably 1 hit away from death on the final phase after months of radiant dificuty attempts... (I have since beaten it and now I turn my attention to attempting all bindings runs of pantheons)

[@entyspite]

This happened to me with the path of pain

[@ilikecheese4518]

got so mad i turned my pc off and actually did my homework

[@ririlub]

got so mad you decided to be productive wow i wish i could do that

[@7take93]

Me too, i did 2 pages full of math homework for 3 hours after rage quitting an fps game

[@EllpaFox47]

Holy shit 💀

[@AirzelGekisho]

I was playing Dungeons and Dragons with some friends from work. Our barbarian had found a really badass axe that she wanted to keep. One of the options for completing our quest was to use that specific axe to smash an ancient relic that was causing swarms of undead in the area. Upon using the axe to smash the relic, the axe turned into dust along with the relic. Barbarian player stood up, yelled "FUCK", and threw her chair.

[@admer]

barbarian moment

[@1ztype343]

Immersion

[@hayleyblanch5895]

She was justified.

[@someonenoone4213]

live action roleplay

[@FiSH-iSH]

mood

[@madelinevance8954]

Literally yesterday my husband and I were playing Tacocat and I was losing badly. I couldn't even win one round. I started bawling and he literally let me win a round in the most obvious way possible. We took a break and then he took his win back. Edit: May I add that I am pregnant?

[@computethis1533]

Sounds like you guys had fun

[@RamiSlicer]

this man got an indefinite win to lose ratio

[@psycless]

You're an adult Madeline

[@Thegod_of_memes]

🥶

[@krypt0939]

@@psycless Cut her some slack tacocat can get stressful 💀

[@nieveturner4779]

One time we were playing snakes and ladders as a family, I lost badly and then proceeded to shove my brothers head into the Christmas tree.

[@Borealis109]

When playing Monopoly I swallowed all the houses on boardwalk

[@cranjusmcbasketball2052]

oh ive done awful things during monopoly games 😂

[@doomeddog5589]

wait did you push him into the tree or did you drag him to it and then threw him

[@filtztr]

@@Borealis109i hope you went to the hospital after that

[@green_XYZ]

did u get coal?

[@ketaminepoptarts]

this whole story literally just happened. i was playing among us and i was already in a bad mood bc the previous rounds sucked, and i got to play as a shapeshifter which seemed pretty fun at the time. so i shifted into someone random, killed someone in front of multiple people, and got voted off because someone saw the bubble THROUGH A WALL. i didnt really defend my self bc i couldnt really come up with a defense for that, and i was playing as blue so i couldnt say it was actually just a similar colour, but right before i got voted off someone had the audacity to say "bad call on his part" and that sent me over the edge. i then proceeded to cover half of my room and myself in diet coke by throwing an open bottle of it, literally rip my shirt off, break my glasses by throwing them at the wall, angrily turn off my pc, and punch my (thankfully not broken) monitor. now i just feel like the most ridiculous person ever for doing all of that over a shitty round of among us

[@MrBlobby124]

lmfao

[@aniboo8668]

im getting second hand anger just reading all of this also i have spilled soft drink EVERY where, not one time, not two times, not three times, but four times. the latest time it happened, i just put a straw in my drink. JUST. A STRAW. and the whole thing just tips over like it's the end of the world, like the titanic when it hit an iceberg. and it of course has to get in my keyboard, in my chair, and in my computer. i'm surprised i haven't had to replace my stuff anytime soon

[@Dumbledalf1]

Not a “rage” quit, but I was playing Catan with my brother and sister, and we were about halfway into the game, and I had nothing but sheep and just kept getting more for about 10-15 minutes straight. I started exclaiming to them in various ways that “I have nothing but sheep”, and at one point, one of them was asking about trading, and I just put all of my about 10 sheep cards down, face-up on the board, then proceeded to have a mental breakdown, repeatedly saying “so much sheep”

[@heatherandluke3252]

Catan is an evil game

[@evelinebos7912]

This. I feel this in my soul, especially the sheep. Why is there so many sheep-

[@dizzy_jump]

baaa

[@Salithin]

I *_hate_* catan

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

I have the privilege of being such an angsty insomniac teen that my family has never forced me to play that game with them, and I never knew just how privileged until now.

[@KasaiRayquaza]

D&D in-character rage-quit: A dragon killed (not knocked out; killed) my character. Luckily, a cleric was able to Revivify her. She came back to life with one hit point and (without even bothering to stand back up) used flipping off the dragon as her somatic component for casting Call Lighting. Damn thing still got away.

[@soupcangaming662]

It's not about the loot. It's about sending a message.

[@stevenkarmazenuk2540]

When I was married, once at a family dinner at my in-laws, my sister in law said we should split into boy versus girl teams to play a trivia game, as it gave them a 3 to 2 advantage. Then, me and my father-in law start getting every answer to every question we're asked, and the ladies' team is down something like 10 - nil and decide they aren't having any fun any more. We were less than half an hour into the game and my father in law and I couldn't stop taking the piss from them the rest of the night. Good times.

[@SuperJman1111]

I wouldn’t call it a 3-2 advantage if you and your father-in-law were galaxy brains

[@shadowclaw7210]

Best way to bond with laws is apparently to team up in pissing of rest of family.

[@JoeDave-r3p]

“I thrust a broom onto my PC.” The thumbnail: “WELL CUPHEAD AND HIS PAL MUGMAN-“

[@Damian_1989]

Raging at a videogame is one of those "return to monke" moments when we just go feral and start punching shit and flailing

[@FuchsiaSquid]

I THOUGHT THAT SAID PUCHING, SHITING, AND FLAILING FDUIFHS;ODFHSDKFHS;KDF

[@sIugger]

*OOH OOH AH AAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@worstdudeever]

STANDING HERE I REALIZE

[@haleywilson520]

Random chimp event

[@tixels3733]

dont forget the biting

[@LowerRank5]

I once had a massive anxiety attack playing the Salmon Run game mode from Splatoon 2. 10 seconds away from winning a round and those Flyfish bastards wiped out the team. Still call them ball suckers to this day due to the fact that this has become a core memory for me.

[@sinsofthefather]

damn, you good?

[@durdleduc8520]

mood

[@Emily-vp9xe]

I feel ya, I’ve had to get off the game completely to cool off or relax.

[@NotSnak]

Flyfish are the WORST

[@humbloom]

Bro I don't get me started on Flyfish- Like imagine you need a couple more eggs to win, they're right in front you actually, AND THEN 50 MILLION STEEL EELS SHOW UP, UNABLE TO PUT ANYTHING IN THE BASKET.

[@MasterArchfiend]

What I love about these videos is that even when your story doesn’t make it in, the picked ones are so funny that you don’t care. As for board games, not a rage quit in the traditional sense, but my sister always beats me at CLUE because she tends to get high rolls and eliminate wrong answers as quickly as possible. While she isn’t an idiot, as someone whose self value is validation of his intelligence, getting beat at a logic game solely because of poor luck has led me to almost violently reject any suggestions to play it over any other board game. If I’m losing because of bad luck, then I’d rather that be the main deciding factor like with Chutes and Ladders, Candy Land or Mario Party.

[@pumpkinpartysystem]

theres actually a lot of strategy and skill involved in mario party, luck isnt as big a factor as you'd think

[@snowwyflake]

@@pumpkinpartysystem Just let them have it (Also hey, don’t I know you?)

[@MasterArchfiend]

@@pumpkinpartysystem What skill? Literally every time I see anyone attempt to be strategic, they get ruined by Chance Time, Bowser or just poor rolls. It's like life. You can plan the perfect day only for the Goddess of Luck to decide that 2% chance of rain is high enough to make it downpour.

[@pumpkinpartysystem]

I must point you to ZoomZike, arbiter of all Mario Party knowledge. May your mind and game be blessed. kzbin.info/aero/PLTgWXNue5b5689JHo6p-SK1qoM60-Tpq9

[@noisetide]

Speed of my internet taught me patience, and lost connections taught me how to reconnect a peace of mind instead a piece of broken table.

[@usedtobekrampus]

“angrily yet carefully disassembled my legos” is such a mood

[@purplesam2609]

One time I rage quit a book. Yes, a book, because the story was so frustratingly awful that I couldn't continue reading it. "Oh I don't understand society because I was raised by chimps. This is completely unrelated to the mysterious baby murders that I'm the only one willing to investigate. Also let me just kiss this random guy I have no chemistry with" that last part was when I quit. Made me so mad

[@lychee_batz..]

Glad I'm not the only one who rage quitted a book.

[@StampyFanSince]

I did that too lol. I hate book scavenger.

[@Silkygoldbutter]

yeah, i’ve done it too. lol

[@evanm1337]

Which book?

[@purplesam2609]

@evanm1337 dude I really wish I could remember it. The title was so generic and forgettable that I struggled to remember it even a week later back in 11th grade. It's been like 5 years and I still wish I knew the name so I could show other people this thing

[@TIGOfficialYT]

I once quit "Sorry!" after my brother refused to shout sorry when he beat me. I promptly picked up my peg, threw it at his eye, and when he asked me to apologize said "Sorry!"

[@Scarletdevilish]

Since I started playing Geometry Dash in 2017 I've been building an amazing patience when playing games. HOWEVER. The only time I ragequitted after that was when I was playing "Speed Draw" on Roblox or smth like that, the theme was "nerd" and I decided to draw a nerd emoji. I am an artist for 11 years and I drew the best nerd emoji I could ever draw. Then one kid drew a nerd emoji, but extremely ugly. The lid got 3rd place. And. I. Got. Last. Place. And then I never played that game again.

[@hypenheimer]

@@andynachos2045 ??? They said they were an artist for 11 years

[@Sparsh011]

most normal speed draw round:

[@Scarletdevilish]

@@Sparsh011 Speed Draw and recently Dress to Impress too

[@mateuszkowalewski4303]

a story passed down for 3 generations now: So, mu grandparents bought an Atari for my mom and her brother once, and after a while, both grandparents got obsessed with the game Montezuma, and tried mapping the entire game. They eventually managed it, but a few days after they did it, a gaming magazine released the same Montezuma map. They both got appropriately pissed.

[@dustorm5012]

alright, that's just theft and claiming it as your own.

[@mateuszkowalewski4303]

@@dustorm5012 They kept the map private, the magazine just coincidentally released the map shortly after the granparents finished it.

[@MarbleFox162]

My niece who was 8 at the time played Risk with me. For some reason, she let me take almost every spot on the board. She then proceeded to absolutely obliterate me, then smiled innocently afterward as if she didn’t just humiliate me in front of the whole family. That was seven years ago and I haven’t played Risk since.

[@Sanny1669]

dayum.

[@bobosaurus331]

That’s rough on a mostly luck based game

[@simplecyan9541]

Ah yes, ye olde dying star tactic, have everything in one space so that when your opponent is stretched out across the map you can just ruin them.

[@NoriMori1992]

This would probably hit harder if I knew how to play Risk. Still pretty hilarious though. Especially the fact that you haven't played Risk since 😂 What's the age difference? And does she remember this incident?

[@MarbleFox162]

@@NoriMori1992 I was 16 at the time, and yes, she still remembers.

[@imakevideossometimes3908]

Was playing The Resistance with my dad’s extended family, who are all extremely loud and extroverted southerners. The game is very similar to mafia and it gets HEATED. Before I knew it, the room was echoing with the sounds of extremely angry and loud country accents, screaming over each other. My dad and uncle got so heated, they had to take things outside, my grandma just walked out the door and left, and finally my mom decided the game should probably be over, much to the dismay and fury of everyone lmao

[@charadreamuur7229]

Oh I feel this one in my sweet southern soul, I am normally the most calm patient and loving person you could ever be around but when it comes to them type of games,ooooh boy! I get it from my Nana and my great grandma on my dad’s side, they were both very very very competitive, and boy did I learn fast, I still remember the time I as a child beat my entire family in poker they had literally just recently taught me to play, after I won the first time and got cocky they were like oh all right I guess we can just play normally then,and then I won again. Needless to say my family didn’t want to play poker with me again. Lmao!

[@theotimeyt]

I love how in these videos, the really long story starts to make you lose attention until the one-liner afterwards is so funny that it makes you piss yourself

[@ReduckYT_]

6:43 are we just gonna ignore the fact this guy THREW A KNIFE INTO HIS BROTHER

[@Charlie_prod]

Ikr

[@mrfishyforever]

why of course

[@JustPineapple]

You haven’t?

[@HellBent_]

My sister threw a knife at my eye once because I taunted her after winning a game. Luckily it was one of those blunt-ish dinner knives, but I still had to go to hospital and ended up needing special eye drops for weeks afterwards That was simply tradition though, since when I was younger I punched my older brother threw a window for making dumb faces at me in front of his friends, and we both ended up in hospital (he had glass in his eye lid, I had glass in my finger. Still have the scar from that lol) Moral of the story siblings are unreasonably cruel to each other for literally no reason sometimes

[@ziggyzoggin]

@@HellBent_ I am deeply afraid of your family.

[@natalialutes7499]

A lot of factors went into me breaking up with my ex girlfriend, but a major one was definitely the immense, existential rage and depression she oscillated between while playing Splatoon 2.

[@Catinasuit3]

SPLATOON OF ALL GAMES

[@Catinasuit3]

It can get frustrating, I’ll admit but its just funny children shooting each other (with ink, KZbin)

[@natalialutes7499]

@@Catinasuit3 In her mind, it was WW3 and it was my fault we were losing lol

[@atsuart6670]

SPLATOON SSKHDGDV

[@karama5562]

Nah the splatoon rage is real man my w brother punched a desk out of his wall out of rage and it’s still on the floor to this day 💀

[@RealWaterMalone]

I kept it all after this incident, but sitting in my closet is a CRT TV with a Guitar Hero Controller plunged through the screen. I did this when i missed the last note trying to FC The Metal by Jack Black. This happened about a week ago.

[@MarcusCollins69]

Look at Mr rich man breaking TV's

[@crytothink]

My dad got super pissed and screamed "You can sell your CHILDREN?!" his first time ever playing The Game Of Life.

[@nicestpancake]

... it should give you comfort to know he was pissed by the idea, at least?

[@vibrantgleam]

We usually see mommabear rage but this is dad-bear rage. Quite an unusual experience.

[@D_YellowMadness]

"I've been playing video games almost every day for over 25 years now & I'm not even 100% sure I like them." is far too relatable for me. Nearly every game ever made has at least one stupid part/element that makes me question whether or not playing the rest of the game was even worth dealing with that part/element.

[@AmateurAnimations65]

A little context for this story. At the time this happened, I had a very small room and an odd bed. The bed was like a bunk bed without the lower bed, so it was just one bed with surprisingly thin metal support beams holding it up near the ceiling, and I had my entire gaming setup directly under it, my tv, ps3, and even a small chair to lounge in while playing my game of choice. Anyway, at the time I was trying to beat God of War 2 on its hardest difficulty, Titan mode, mainly to unlock the Athena skin as a completion bonus. But I found that when you play a game like GOW 2 on its hardest difficulty, the greatest challenge is actually in getting through the beginning where you have super low health, little if any magic, and all your attacks do piddly damage while even the most basic enemies hit like a truck full of tnt. My greatest challenge came from Theseus, one of the early game bosses. To my mid-teenage self, Theseus was invincible. No matter what I did, no matter where I approached him from, whether I was as cautious and careful as possible or going full monkey mode button mashing, he still wiped the floor with me. After God knows how many deaths, I was reaching my breaking point, but managed to get him to his second phase, and was *THIS* close to finally defeating him. Suddenly a pot shot projectile took out the last of my health, forcing me to restart all over again. I couldn't hold it in anymore, and let out what I hesitate to call a scream. It was more like a primal, gutteral noise used to ward off predators, and it filled the entirety of our tiny apartment and more than likely reached our next door neighbors. I then proceeded to start punching one of the metal supports holding my bed over and over, as if I was trying to bring the whole thing down on the game that brought me so much rage. Thankfully I stopped before I could actually bring the giant metal structure down on my head, but I did notice a dent in the support, and ended up not sleeping on the bed anymore for fear that the extra pressure would finish what I had started in that moment of rage. And what was my mom's reaction to all the sudden ruckus? "You okay in there bud?"

[@wieldylattice3015]

“You okay in there bud?” Ah yes, paranting.

[@SuperJman1111]

Nice response, she’s clearly afraid of the monster you just became

[@NateNotNathaniel]

You are a good storyteller I see

[@Cpl.Weekend]

Dude wrote an essay

[@NateNotNathaniel]

@@Cpl.Weekend no he didn’t

[@izzytepe]

got yelled at by flight attendants for fist fighting my brother because i died before he did in jetpack joyride

[@Luigifan4ever11]

I've never really got that mad at a game to do this. At most, when I was a kid, I'd sometimes get frustrated by whatever game I was playing on my DS and would lightly tap it with the back of my fingers with a bit of force - then promptly feel bad and stroke the DS to try and make it "feel better" while apologising to it.

[@1Thunderfire]

Also these things aren't ten a penny; no way would I ever destroy one no matter how frustrated I get. Making a console "feel better" though made me smile. It's like how I can almost never choose the rude/bad option in a game as I don't want to hurt a character's feelings.

[@Luigifan4ever11]

@@1Thunderfire I have that same issue - even if I want to try a different run, maybe get some achievements that involve doing bad things, I just feel bad about hurting their fictional feelings! It's funny, isn't it? Like, how the human mind can personify and grow attached to these things. I still find myself apologizing to objects I accidentally knock over or drop.

[@1Thunderfire]

@@Luigifan4ever11 I find myself apologising to my car when I've accidentally stalled it or not properly put into gear. It definitely is funny how we get attached to inanimate things! 😁

[@micro11.]

Are you british by any chance

[@1Thunderfire]

@@micro11. I am. What gave it away? 🙂

[@profeoredit]

The delivery of “YOU SLEEP WITH A TEDDYBEAR!” actually makes me laugh a bit.

[@Brigeb20]

I like the 'your mum looks like a grain of rice MOVE' delivery the most, it just sounds so urgent.

[@NeilMcEachin]

That's a new one for sure

[@ArthropodJay]

my ex stepfather ragequit a lot, when he got mad he broke his keyboard. Once he almost killed my rats he was so mad.

[@mommyl0nglegs]

that kinda sounds like something an ab*s!ve person would do (not making any claims against him)

[@Ecofriendlyant]

do I need to call CPS

[@csturgis]

prolly

[@starling1226]

Did we have the same ex stepfather?

[@Ensign_games]

poor Remmy was that the reason he got deforced the rats?

[@Xx_FluffFries_xX]

I once started screaming and rolling all over the floor because I lost in mortal combat to my dad. I then proceeded to threaten to bite him, before screeching and dancing in pure anger.

[@MrBlobby124]

lmfao

[@Lemon_Thief]

I once made a jenga tower fall on the first move of a game with my little brother. I was so mad I screamed "DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE ?" while scooping some the blocks and chucking them at him. My parents banned Jenga for a year

[@Matt_Rose]

How did you even manage to lose on the first go??

[@yourmanjimbo]

H o w

[@Lemon_Thief]

@@Matt_Rose My abilities are beyond human understanding

[@princesspixel3151]

I don’t know how that’s possible, but I know an OC of mine that nobody’s gonna care about… and he’s well known to usually be stuck with bad luck.

[@MrBlobby124]

lmfao

[@JH-lo9ut]

We were playing a game of Risk. Two of my mates had a kind of molotov-ribbentrop pact going on and one guy decided to break it in the most shameful manner, while the other guy was completely exposed. He went completely bonkers, flipped the board, hundreds of little plastic soldiers flying everywhere screaming "I will never, ever talk to you again" then storming out. The rest of us were just laughing our asses off. 25 years later and these two are still best friends.

[@curiousbench]

I used to rage a lot before I played Celeste. That feather breathing trick has literally changed my life

[@tatteryt]

I haven't played it but I walked in on my brother as he was doing the feather bit of the game and even I use it now

[@krzysztoftarnowka8747]

Celeste takes away anger then gives it back tenfold case in point? Chapter 9, chapter 7 b-side, about half of the c-sides and the golden strawberries

[@cannedpotato2]

That game is the problem and the solution at the same time lmao

[@Cheeseburger-f9y]

I angrily screamed “THOSE LESBIANS ARE SABOTAGING ME” after dying in the end of doom 64

[@finnodile360]

Sometimes when I keep losing to a final boss, I don't rage, but instead I calmly sit down focusing as hard as I can, and fight the damn thing while saying dramatic things like "I've fought you many times. I know your weaknesses. Nothing you do will surprise me, you shall be defeated!!!". It REALLY helps.

[@wilh3lmmusic]

I should’ve done that against IA3

[@annigram]

I could’ve known that fighting the Death Egg Robot in Sonic 2. That pissed me the hell off and along with AVGN, developed my cussing problem.

[@annigram]

I could’ve known that fighting the Death Egg Robot in Sonic 2. That pissed me the hell off and along with AVGN, developed my cussing problem.

[@alwexander996]

@@annigram Ooooh, that mother######, I remember that thing...

[@SWM_MYBL00D]

i'll remember that next tme i play dmc5

[@navii8547]

I was on the verge of tears over the teacup ride before Spamton Neo in Deltarune. And my mom flipped a table over Monopoly when she was younger. Safe to say neither of us were having a good day. Edit- Side note, I died to the teacups more than I did to Spamton.The teacups where ridiculous.

[@WeatherComeHither]

those DAMN teacups

[@arachnozure]

THE FUCKING TEA CUPS.

[@GDNashit]

I literally did not die at spamton Oh, but those teacups...

[@pollyisgone9485]

Me and my pathetic aśš is still stuck on the spamton boss fight 😅

[@theclinternet]

On my second playthough i died to the teacups 3 times and managed to beat spamton without dying

[@gatherytha9134]

Was playing D&D with a bunch of friends, one of my friends rage quitted because of the price of an item he wanted. He spent the next hour complaining and screaming about unfair prices. Came back after a coffee and returned to the game. Turns out he had the money for the item he wanted, he just didn't want to look at his sheet. We were pissed at him after that. Funny thing is, he still be doing that sometimes 🗿

[@mildlymarvelous]

Oh geez. That is NOT the kind of person you want in your D&D group.

[@gatherytha9134]

@@mildlymarvelous he's fine, he just has attention deficit. Outside the table he's an amazing guy, in the table though, it's a bit hard.

[@brianblackburn6714]

Nice emoji lol

[@Im-at-yo-door]

I once screamed “LITTLE TIMMY” so loud that my parents heard it in the front room all the way across the house. The door to my room was shut.

[@mostlyimpulsive3462]

When my brother was like 7 he got so mad after failing an angry birds level over and over, he bit the Ipad and cracked the screen. He shat bricks after realizing what he did and tried to hide the Ipad by putting it under a pillow.

[@EduardoFerreira-yi4qc]

the OG angry birds is not the type of game that i would think that someone would bite their iPad like they threw it a 10 story building, but it's never impossible

[@LendriMujina]

Wow. I don't exactly consider myself an even-tempered or emotionally-stable person, but at least I've never done any of _this_ stuff.

[@wieldylattice3015]

Actually even as someone who hits their controller a lot, I can say a lot of this stuff surprised me. The stabbing was particularly ridiculous.

[@spooky6703]

Yeah a lot of these people seem like they have legitimate rage issues and could use therapy.

[@sovietmonke5760]

2:50 isn’t even a rage quit It’s an existential crisis quit

[@Nonessentialsquid]

I’ve done this too many times

[@christelleludwig1875]

Relatable

[@danakanam5]

Yeah, you just stop rage quitting at some point with Apex, and just, stare off.

[@EduardoFerreira-yi4qc]

meanwhile me i have a "anxiety attack quit"

[@TheAdorablePhoenix]

Bit my old DS Lite once because I was frustrated with Cooking Mama. Couldn't fill the wontons right.